E4 - Suddenly, Horus and Set / Suddenly, Bad Blood

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:25] Horus
    Hup, hup, hup, hup...
SIGN    Suddenly, Horus and Set
[00:27] Narration
    I know this is sudden, but this is
    the world of the Egyptian gods.
[00:31] Narration
    Horus is doing his part-time
    job. What a hard worker.
[00:43] Set
    Time to remind you how awesome I am, Horus.
[00:46] Set
    Crush.
SIGN    Sneer
[00:48] Narration
    Oh, my. It looks like Set is up to something.
[00:55] Set
    Nom...
[00:57] Set
    Toss!
[00:58] Horus
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[01:00] Set
    Here we go!
[01:02] Horus
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[01:05] Set
    Here we go?
[01:06] Horus
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[01:10] Horus
    Twirl!
[01:14] Horus
    Ta-dah!
[01:23] Set
    Nice skating!
[01:25] Horus
    Thank you very much!
SIGN    Hoshoku-Ya Diner
[01:29] Horus
    Welcome!
SIGN    Menu
[01:37] SEt
    'Scuse me...
[01:38] Horus
    Oh, certainly! What can I get you?
[01:41] Set
    Can I get, uh, the A combo,
    the B combo, C combo,
SIGN    Menu
[01:43] Set
    um, a bowl of katsudon, the hamburg
    steak, some curry, some koshary,
[01:46] Set
    um, actually cancel the C combo, and add some
    fried rice and stir-fried liver and onions,
[01:49] ---
    hold the onions, some fried chicken,
    beef udon, hold the noodles,
[01:52] Set
    oh, and for the katsudon, could you
    hold the katsu and do double rice?
[01:54] ---
    And then some fried eggplant,
    then cancel the fried chicken,
[01:55] ---
    and some stir-fried vegetables, and then
    also some ramen and dandan noodles,
[01:57] Set
    and actually throw in that C
    combo again and add the D combo,
[01:59] ---
    and then the grilled fish meal and some
     Peking duck with fried rice and lettuce.
[02:02] Set
    And on second thought, make that
    katsudon heavy on the katsu!
[02:04] ---
    And I'm short on time,
    so make it snappy, please.
[02:06] Horus
    O-Okay!
SIGN    Snicker
[02:10] Set
    Now let the confusion sink in!
    And if you take a second too long...
[02:14] Horus
    Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...
SIGN    Cut
SIGN    Stir-fry
SIGN    Boil
SIGN    Cut
SIGN    Stir-fry
SIGN    Boil
SIGN    Cut
SIGN    Stir-fry
SIGN    Boil
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Here
SIGN    Here
[02:34] Set
    Ding...
[02:36] Horus
    Here you are!
[02:38] Horus
    Your large serving of katsudon!
[02:41] Horus
    Bow.
SIGN    Bow
[02:46] Set
    You are a speed star!
SIGN    Safety first
[02:49] Barricade sign
    Shovel... Shovel... shovel...
SIGN    Heheheh
SIGN    Pitfall
[02:57] Horus
    Ding ding!
SIGN    Huge success!
[02:59] Sign/Horus
    Huge success!
SIGN    Heheheh
[03:03] Set
    Dig! Dig! Dig!
SIGN    Pitfall
SIGN    Pitfall
[03:09] Horus
    Ding ding!
[03:11] Horus
    Ding ding!
[03:12] Horus
    Ding—
[03:16] Set
    Yes! I did it!
[03:18] Set
    I did it, I did it, I did it!
[03:21] Set
    Horus is dumb, dumb, dumb!
[03:32] Set
    I did it, I did it, I did it!
[03:40] Set
    It's fantastic.
SIGN    Suddenly, Bad Blood
[03:58] Narr
    Horus.
[03:59] Narr
    And Set.
[04:02] Narr
    The two of them are rivals,
    and they don't get along at all.
[04:05] Both
    Hmph!
[04:07] Nar
    Horus has the head of a falcon,
    and is a very strong god.
[04:13] Horus
    Pretty cool, huh?
[04:14] Set
    You look like a penguin to me.
SIGN    Ticked
[04:16] Horus
    A penguin...?
[04:18] Narr
    Set is the god of destruction, and has a
    variety of animal heads, including a jackal's.
[04:25] Set
    Exactly. And I am super cool!
[04:29] Narr
    As Horus' rival, he's often plotting trouble.
[04:33] Horus
    Seriously, he's always starting something!
[04:35] Set
    Urgh.
[04:36] Set
    When have I ever caused trouble?!
[04:38] Horus
    All the time! I mean, the other day...
[04:51] Horus
    See?! That's pretty bad!
[04:52] Set
    Whatever! I only did that because...
[04:55] Horus
    Because what?!
[04:56] Narration
    Uh... well, as you can see,
    they don't get along.
[05:01] Horus
    You're such a jerk! Think
    about what you've done!