E7 - Suddenly, Kotatsu / Suddenly, Medjed

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:25] Narration
    I know this is sudden, but winter has arrived
    in the world of the Egyptian gods as well.
SIGN    Suddenly, Kotatsu
[00:31] Medjed
    Yahoo!
[00:36] Narr
    And the Egyptian gods are trying to stay
    toasty under the kotatsu, in full relaxation mode.
[00:44] Horus
    So warm...
[00:49] Anubis
    It really is.
[00:54] Thoth
    It certainly is warm.
[01:00] Bastet
    Meow...
[01:05] Anubis
    It's so warm I can't move...
[01:11] Thoth
    The room isn't even that
    cold... It's so strange.
[01:19] Horus
    So, so strange...
[01:28] Bastet
    These satsumas are good.
[01:34] Anubis
    Oh, we're out of satsumas.
[01:40] Horus
    Oh, no more satsumas, huh?
[01:47] Thoth
    That won't do. Satsumas are full of
    vitamin C, which is very healthy.
[01:55] Thoth
    They help with your skin, too.
[02:01] Bastet
    Satsumas...
[02:09] Anubis
    Could someone go get some satsumas?
[02:14] Sign/Everyone
    Pause...
SIGN    Pause...
[02:20] Horus
    Satsumas...
[02:24] Bastet
    Satsumas, huh?
[02:29] Thoth
    Satsumas, indeed.
[02:34] Bastet
    They sure are tasty.
[02:39] Horus
    I want some satsumas.
[02:45] Anubis
    So, could someone go get some satsumas?
SIGN    Ignore...
[02:51] Sign/Everyone
    Ignore...
[02:56] Anubis
    Turn...
[02:57] Thoth
    Turn...
[03:02] Bastet
    Satsumas, huh...
[03:07] Horus
    Satsumas...
[03:15] Anubis
    Seriously, though, the satsumas...
[03:19] Anubis
    Satsumas!
[03:24] Narr
    Even gods have trouble getting out
    from underneath a warm kotatsu.
[03:30] Anubis
    Satsumas...
SIGN    Suddenly, Medjed
[03:44] Narr
    He is the most mysterious
    out of all the Egyptian gods.
[03:50] Narr
    In the Book of the Dead, he stands out
    from all the other deities and people,
[03:55] ---
    even flashing beams from his eyes:
    a god that's a bit of an enigma.
[04:05] Medjed
    Bow.
[04:06] Narr
    That's Medjed.
SIGN    Medjed
[04:41] Narr
    Medjed's day starts early.
[04:43] Medjed
    One, two...
[04:44] Narr
    First is his morning exercise.
[04:45] Medjed
    Three, four...
[04:47] Medjed
    Five, six...
[04:48] Medjed
    Seven, eight...
SIGN    Medjed
SIGN    Carbonated
[04:52] Medjed
    That was a nice workout.
[04:54] Medjed
    Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub...
[04:57] Narr
    Next is laundry.
[04:57] Medjed
    Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub...
[05:09] Medjed
    Perfectly done.
[05:15] Medjed
    Land.
[05:17] Narr
    While his laundry dries, he goes for a walk.
[05:19] Voice
    Egypt...
[05:19] Medjed
    Walking, walking, walking...
[05:24] Voice
    America!
[05:28] Voice
    France.
[05:32] Voice
    China!
[05:36] Voice
    Japan!
SIGN    Please adopt me
[05:59] Medjed
    If you don't mind, would you
    like to come along with me,
[06:03] Medjed
    princess?
SIGN    Zwing
[06:21] Cat
    Hop.
[06:27] Narr
    It looks like his laundry is dry.
    The rain must not have fallen here.
[06:37] Medjed
    I probably should take my bath.
[06:48] Medjed
    That's some nice water...
[06:53] Narr
    Medjed wrings his body out,
    like he usually does.
[06:59] Medjed
    There.
[07:04] Medjed
    Good night.
[07:11] Cat
    Boing!
[07:11] Cat
    Land.
[07:16] Medjed
    It looks like my princess
    wants some more attention.
SIGN    Zwing
[07:22] Cat
    Flop.
[07:24] Narr
    That's the the always-mysterious
    god, Medjed.