E3 - Suddenly, A Magical Return

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[01:01] Narrator
    I know this is sudden, but...
SIGN    Suddenly, A Magical Return
[01:03] Horus
    It's me, Horus the ace detective!
[01:05] Thoth
    And his assistant, Thoth!
[01:06] Horus
    I heard that the Phantom Thief Bastet-Cat
    sent advance warning to this museum.
[01:11] Thoth
    Bastet-Cat?
[01:12] Anubis
    Indeed! Phantom Thief
    Bastet-Cat is a master cat burglar!
[01:17] Thoth
    And you are?
[01:18] Anubis
    The museum's director, Anubis!
[01:21] Anubis
    Here's the letter.
[01:24] Bastet
    "Today at 10PM,"
[01:24] [Messenger] Sign
    Today at 10PM, I'm going
     to steal the treasured
     "Glove of Medjed"
     from the Anubis Museum!
[01:26] Bastet
    "I'm going to steal the treasured
    Glove of Medjed from the Anubis Museum!"
[01:30] Horus
    Why did you take a selfie with her?!
[01:32] Horus
    Aw, come on!
[01:32] Anubis
    She was so cute, I couldn't resist...
[01:35] Horus
    We'll have to keep a sharp eye
    out until 10PM tonight!
[01:38] Horus
    You can count on Ace Detective Horus!
[01:41] Anubis
    Quite reliable!
[01:43] Medjed
    Segue way~
[01:51] Medjed
    Segue way!
[01:55] Narrator
    Oh, dear. It looks like they've all
    fallen asleep out of boredom.
[01:59] Narrator
    This could be a perfect chance
    Phantom Thief Bastet-Cat to strike.
[02:03] Narrator
    Well, I didn't think
    it was going to be that easy.
[02:08] Horus
    That was a good sleep...
[02:10] Thoth
    Good morning.
[02:12] Anubis
    I'm achy...
[02:13] Bastet
    'Morning.
[02:14] Horus
    Good morning.
[02:16] Horus
    The phantom thief never showed up.
[02:18] Thoth
    That's a shame.
[02:19] Anubis
    Well, why don't we all have a bit of a drink?
[02:22] Horus
    Oh, thank you!
[02:24] Horus
    I'll take an orange juice.
[02:26] Thoth
    I'd like egg juice!
[02:28] Narrator
    That's not a thing.
[02:29] Thoth
    What a shame...
[02:30] Bastet
    I'll take apple juice!
[02:32] Bastet
    Thank you!
[02:34] Thoth
    Stare...
[02:35] Horus
    All right, now that we're all
    feeling better after some juice,
[02:38] Horus
    let's catch that Bastet-Cat!
[02:40] Everyone
    Hip hip hooray!
[02:46] Narrator
    After this, they suddenly went their
    separate ways, like nothing happened.
[02:51] Narrator
    All's well that ends well.
[02:57] Narrator
    This might be sudden, but...
[02:58] Thoth
    It's Magical Thoth!
[03:00] Narrator
    But don't let anyone know...
[03:03] Thoth
    It's a secret!
[03:04] Narrator
    Magical Thoth was thinking:
[03:07] Thoth
    I want a mascot!
[03:09] Thoth
    A cute little birdie would be wonderful!
[03:12] Narrator
    Couldn't you just do that yourself?
[03:13] Thoth
    No, I couldn't!
[03:15] Sata
    Oh, no... And I have a big concert coming up.
[03:19] Sata
    But my mic is up in that tree!
[03:22] Narrator
    It looks like Sata is in trouble.
[03:24] Sata
    I'm in big trouble!
[03:26] Thoth
    I heard someone was in trouble,
[03:28] Thoth
    and here's Magical Thoth,
    with his mascot, Bastet-Nyan in tow!
[03:34] Thoth
    I just need to get that microphone, right?
[03:36] Sata
    You'd do that? Thank you!
[03:39] Thoth
    Leave it to Magical Thoth!
[03:42] Thoth
    Magical, logical, calcium!
[03:49] Thoth
    Floaty float... Floaty float...
[03:54] Thoth
    Here!
[03:55] Sata
    Thank you so much!
[03:57] Narrator
    That was not very... dynamic.
[03:59] Thoth
    As long as it gets the job done!
[04:01] Sata
    Can I do anything to thank you?
[04:02] Thoth
    Tsk tsk!
[04:03] Thoth
    Having magic is about
    making other people happy.
[04:07] Thoth
    Seeing you smile is reward enough!
[04:08] Sata
    Really?
[04:10] Bastet
    Hey, can we get tickets to your concert?
[04:12] Thoth
    Bastet-Nyan?!
[04:13] Sata
    Sure thing!
[04:14] Sata
    Here you go.
[04:19] Sata
    Everyone! Thanks for coming today!
[04:23] Narrator
    I guess it doesn't hurt to reward
    a magician every now and then.
[04:27] Thoth
    Magical Thoth is here
    to work hard for your smiles!
[04:31] Thoth
    I hope you'll root for me!
[04:32] Bastet
    We're working for concert tickets, too!
[04:35] Thoth
    Ahem...
[04:36] Thoth
    Magical Thoth is here to work hard
    for your smiles, and concert tickets!
[04:40] Thoth
    I hope you'll root for me!
[04:42] Narrator
    That's a little mercenary, isn't it?
[04:45] Thoth
    You didn't have to point it out!