E2 - Suddenly, Hinamatsuri

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[01:00] Trio
    Heave, ho, heave, ho, heave ho!
[01:00] Narrator
    I know this is sudden, it seems the Egyptian
    gods are planning some kind of fun.
SIGN    Suddenly, Hinamatsuri
[01:05] Anubis
    Ready and...
[01:06] Anubis
    Heave!
[01:08] Horus/Thoth
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[01:11] Trio
    Heave ho!
[01:14] Thoth
    That takes care of the preparations.
[01:16] Anubis
    Yep! Now we all just need to change,
    and take a picture to commemorate it!
[01:21] Horus
    This is for that Japanese
    Hinamatsuri holiday?
[01:23] Anubis
    Yep! Everybody puts on costumes,
    eats snacks, and plays around!
[01:27] Thoth
    But...
[01:29] Thoth
    Do you suppose the platform's
    a little on the big side?
[01:32] Anubis
    Bigger is better!
[01:34] Horus
    Good point!
[01:37] Narrator
    Medjed, I don't think that's what they meant.
[01:42] Anubis
    We need to pick people for roles, too.
[01:45] Anubis
    There's the emperor, empress,
    the three court ladies, the five musicians...
[01:50] Horus
    Must be nice...
[01:50] Anubis
    And then...
[01:51] Horus
    I bet it'd feel great to take a picture
    that looks cool, in such a high spot.
[01:58] Set
    "Heh heh heh heh", three hehs, eh?
[02:02] Narrator
    That was four.
[02:03] Set
    Four then!
[02:04] Set
    Very conceited of you to
    try and sit on top, Horus.
[02:08] Set
    There is no one better suited
    for that position than me!
[02:12] Anubis
    So, who gets to sit up top?
[02:15] Horus
    Here!
[02:16] Thoth
    What is it, Horus?
[02:18] Horus
    I wanna sit up top!
[02:20] Anubis
    What do you think?
[02:21] Thoth
    I don't see any problem.
[02:24] Set
    Sneak sneak sneak sneak...
[02:25] Horus
    Thanks, guys!
[02:27] Thoth
    So, Horus will be up top...
[02:32] Set
    As if I'd ever allow Horus to be on top!
[02:36] Set
    It is the mighty Set who stands above all!
[02:39] Horus
    How dare you?!
[02:44] Horus
    Set, you can't just decide
    like that! It's selfish!
[02:47] Set
    Horus! You basically
    decided for yourself, too!
[02:51] Set
    And now you dare call me selfish
    for wanting to be on top?!
[02:56] Horus
    I didn't mean it like that...
[02:57] Thoth
    It's fine! It's fine!
[02:57] Anubis
    We don't really care!
[03:00] Thoth
    We said as much!
[03:02] Anubis
    Yeah!
[03:02] Medjed
    The spot's his if he wants it.
[03:02] Thoth
    It's fine!
[03:03] Anubis
    We told him!
[03:04] Set
    How about you guys shut up for a sec?!
[03:07] Horus
    You almost tricked me!
[03:09] Horus
    Curse you, Set!
[03:11] Set
    I probably shouldn't point this out,
    but you are kinda gullible...
[03:15] Horus
    Be quiet!
[03:17] Horus
    Who are you calling gullible!?
    Stupid stupid dummy!
[03:20] Anubis
    Well, now what do we do?
[03:23] Thoth
    I've got it!
[03:24] Thoth
    Hey! Horus and Set!
[03:31] Horus
    What is this supposed to be?!
[03:34] Anubis
    What do you mean?
[03:36] Anubis
    You both wanted to be on top, right.
[03:37] Set
    I did! But why's he here?!
[03:37] Horus
    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[03:40] Thoth
    That's how Hinamatsuri goes, apparently.
[03:43] Set
    Unacceptable!
[03:45] Anubis
    Horus seems pretty good with it, though.
[03:47] Horus
    Being on top is the best!
[03:52] Set
    I can't stand this!
[03:55] Horus
    So good! So good!
[03:56] Anubis
    Okay, we're gonna take the photo,
    so everybody hold still!
[04:01] Thoth
    Set. Please stop moving.
[04:03] Set
    Uh... okay.
[04:13] Anubis
    All right, then.
[04:15] Anubis
    Three... two... one...
[04:18] Anubis
    Say cheese!
[04:23] Narrator
    Now, isn't that something?
[04:25] Anubis
    I wish Ra could've joined us.
[04:28] Thoth
    That would've been nice.
[04:29] Thoth
    It's a shame, but I suppose
    we'll just have to add him in.
[04:33] Narrator
    It's still impressive,
    but now it's a little sad, too...
[04:37] Anubis
    It turned out great!
[04:37] Narrator
    Here's hoping next year
    the whole gang will be together.
[04:39] Thoth
    Indeed it did.
[04:41] Set
    Next year, I will be the only one on top!
[04:44] Set
    ...on top... on top... on top...
[04:45] Narrator
    ...So shouts Set.