# E2 - Suddenly, Hinamatsuri Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3X9WJ/suddenly-hinamatsuri)
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***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
**[01:00] Trio**
    Heave, ho, heave, ho, heave ho!
**[01:00] Narrator**
*    I know this is sudden, it seems the Egyptian*
*    gods are planning some kind of fun.*
***SIGN***    Suddenly, Hinamatsuri
**[01:05] Anubis**
    Ready and...
**[01:06] Anubis**
    Heave!
**[01:08] Horus/Thoth**
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[01:11] Trio**
    Heave ho!
**[01:14] Thoth**
    That takes care of the preparations.
**[01:16] Anubis**
    Yep! Now we all just need to change,
    and take a picture to commemorate it!
**[01:21] Horus**
    This is for that Japanese
    Hinamatsuri holiday?
**[01:23] Anubis**
    Yep! Everybody puts on costumes,
    eats snacks, and plays around!
**[01:27] Thoth**
    But...
**[01:29] Thoth**
    Do you suppose the platform's
    a little on the big side?
**[01:32] Anubis**
    Bigger is better!
**[01:34] Horus**
    Good point!
**[01:37] Narrator**
    *Medjed, I don't think that's what they meant.*
**[01:42] Anubis**
    We need to pick people for roles, too.
**[01:45] Anubis**
    There's the emperor, empress,
    the three court ladies, the five musicians...
**[01:50] Horus**
    Must be nice...
**[01:50] Anubis**
    And then...
**[01:51] Horus**
    I bet it'd feel great to take a picture
    that looks cool, in such a high spot.
**[01:58] Set**
    "Heh heh heh heh", three hehs, eh?
**[02:02] Narrator**
    *That was four.*
**[02:03] Set**
    Four then!
**[02:04] Set**
    Very conceited of you to
    try and sit on top, Horus.
**[02:08] Set**
    There is no one better suited
    for that position than me!
**[02:12] Anubis**
    So, who gets to sit up top?
**[02:15] Horus**
    Here!
**[02:16] Thoth**
    What is it, Horus?
**[02:18] Horus**
    I wanna sit up top!
**[02:20] Anubis**
    What do you think?
**[02:21] Thoth**
    I don't see any problem.
**[02:24] Set**
    Sneak sneak sneak sneak...
**[02:25] Horus**
    Thanks, guys!
**[02:27] Thoth**
    So, Horus will be up top...
**[02:32] Set**
    As if I'd ever allow Horus to be on top!
**[02:36] Set**
    It is the mighty Set who stands above all!
**[02:39] Horus**
    How dare you?!
**[02:44] Horus**
    Set, you can't just decide
    like that! It's selfish!
**[02:47] Set**
    Horus! You basically
    decided for yourself, too!
**[02:51] Set**
    And now you dare call me selfish
    for wanting to be on top?!
**[02:56] Horus**
    I didn't mean it like that...
**[02:57] Thoth**
    It's fine! It's fine!
**[02:57] Anubis**
    We don't really care!
**[03:00] Thoth**
    We said as much!
**[03:02] Anubis**
    Yeah!
**[03:02] Medjed**
    The spot's his if he wants it.
**[03:02] Thoth**
    It's fine!
**[03:03] Anubis**
    We told him!
**[03:04] Set**
    How about you guys shut up for a sec?!
**[03:07] Horus**
    You almost tricked me!
**[03:09] Horus**
    Curse you, Set!
**[03:11] Set**
    I probably shouldn't point this out,
    but you are kinda gullible...
**[03:15] Horus**
    Be quiet!
**[03:17] Horus**
    Who are you calling gullible!?
    Stupid stupid dummy!
**[03:20] Anubis**
    Well, now what do we do?
**[03:23] Thoth**
    I've got it!
**[03:24] Thoth**
    Hey! Horus and Set!
**[03:31] Horus**
    What is this supposed to be?!
**[03:34] Anubis**
    What do you mean?
**[03:36] Anubis**
    You both wanted to be on top, right.
**[03:37] Set**
    I did! But why's he here?!
**[03:37] Horus**
    Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[03:40] Thoth**
    That's how Hinamatsuri goes, apparently.
**[03:43] Set**
    Unacceptable!
**[03:45] Anubis**
    Horus seems pretty good with it, though.
**[03:47] Horus**
    Being on top is the best!
**[03:52] Set**
    I can't stand this!
**[03:55] Horus**
    So good! So good!
**[03:56] Anubis**
    Okay, we're gonna take the photo,
    so everybody hold still!
**[04:01] Thoth**
    Set. Please stop moving.
**[04:03] Set**
    Uh... okay.
**[04:13] Anubis**
    All right, then.
**[04:15] Anubis**
    Three... two... one...
**[04:18] Anubis**
    Say cheese!
**[04:23] Narrator**
    *Now, isn't that something?*
**[04:25] Anubis**
    I wish Ra could've joined us.
**[04:28] Thoth**
    That would've been nice.
**[04:29] Thoth**
    It's a shame, but I suppose
    we'll just have to add him in.
**[04:33] Narrator**
*    It's still impressive,*
*    but now it's a little sad, too...*
**[04:37] Anubis**
    It turned out great!
**[04:37] Narrator**
*    Here's hoping next year*
*    the whole gang will be together.*
**[04:39] Thoth**
    Indeed it did.
**[04:41] Set**
    Next year, I will be the only one on top!
**[04:44] Set**
    ...on top... on top... on top...
**[04:45] Narrator**
    *...So shouts Set.*