E9 - Suddenly, a Winter Episode

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
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    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
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    My name is Anubis!
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    He's a god!
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    Hard at work once again today!
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    Let's do our best!
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    A-see...
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    Up he goes!
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    A-saw...
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    And down...
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    A-see!
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    And up!
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    Saw!
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    And Down!
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    See! Saw!
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    Up!
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    Down!
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    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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    Boo-yah!
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    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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    Come on, come on!
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    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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    Boo-yah!
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    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
SIGN    Suddenly A Winter Episode
[01:02] Narrator
    As the weather turns cold,
[01:04] Narrator
    it looks like the Egyptian gods
    have gathered around a campfire.
[01:08] Anubis
    Staaare...
[01:12] Thoth
    Staaare...
[01:15] Bastet
    Staaare...
[01:18] Medjed
    Staaare...
[01:21] Medjed
    Flash!
[01:24] Narrator
    Uh, everyone?
[01:27] Anubis
    Staaare...
[01:30] Thoth
    Staaare...
[01:33] Bastet
    Staaare...
[01:36] Medjed
    Stare—flash!
[01:38] Medjed
    Flash!
[01:39] Narrator
    I'd really appreciate it if you would
    move around and talk a bit.
[01:39] Medjed
    Flash!
[01:44] Narrator
    Also, it looks like Medjed's beam
    is approaching the critical threshold.
[01:47] Narrator
    Is that okay?
[01:49] Anubis
    Staring at a campfire is so relaxing.
[01:53] Thoth
    We believe it has a healing effect.
[01:57] Bastet
    I wanna roast marshmallows!
[01:59] Medjed
    Beam, beam, beam!
[02:01] Medjed
    Caution: control has been lost!
[02:04] Narrator
    I see. So you weren't just
    staring at the campfire.
[02:08] Narrator
    That aside, Medjed seems to be
    in a bit of trouble.
[02:14] Anubis
    Heave ho heave ho heave ho...
[02:15] Bastet
    Click.
[02:16] Medjed
    Beeeam!
[02:22] Narrator
    Everyone all right?
[02:24] Anubis
    We're used to it.
[02:30] Bastet
    I wanna roast marshmallows!
[02:32] Thoth
    Marshmallows, then? One second, please.
[02:35] Thoth
    Let's see...
[02:36] Bastet
    Yay.
[02:38] Thoth
    Here.
[02:39] Thoth
    Skewers for all of you.
[02:40] Anubis
    Thanks.
[02:41] Anubis
    Toss, toss, toss!
[02:48] Thoth
    Now then, everyone,
    let's roast some marshmallows!
SIGN    How to Make S'mores
[02:52] Narrator
    Now, then, I realize this is sudden, but I'd
    like to teach you all how to make s'mores.
[02:59] Narrator
    First, place some chocolate
    on a graham cracker.
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    Roast a marshmallow over open flames.
[03:07] Narrator
    Give it a second.
[03:10] Narrator
    Once the marshmallow is roasted, put it
    on top of the graham cracker and chocolate.
[03:14] Narrator
    Lastly, sandwich the chocolate and
    marshmallow with another graham cracker.
[03:20] Narrator
    And now you have a s'more:
    chocolate and roasted marshmallow,
[03:22] Narrator
    sandwiched between graham crackers.
[03:26] Everyone
    Time to eat!
[03:29] Everyone
    Delicious!
[03:32] Anubis
    Wrap-wrap-wrap!
[03:35] Thoth
    Egypt...
[03:40] Narrator
    I understand that your s'mores were yummy,
[03:42] Narrator
    but I think Medjed is approaching
    the danger zone for his beam again.
[03:47] Thoth/Anubis
    Oh, no!
[03:48] Anubis
    Heave-ho, heave-ho...
[03:49] Bastet
    Click.
[03:50] Medjed
    Beeeam!
[03:56] Anubis
    Yes, we're quite used to it, indeed.
[04:05] Everyone
    They really are good!
[04:08] Medjed
    Burning burning burning...
[04:08] Narrator
    I'm glad for all of you.
[04:10] Narrator
    But maybe someone should
    put out that fire on Medjed's head?
[04:26] Narrator
    By all means, go ahead.
    It'd be a waste not to.
[04:38] Narrator
    With the weather being colder
    in their neck of the woods,
[04:41] Narrator
    I hope the Egyptian gods
    take care not to get sick.
[04:44] Everyone
    We will!