E2 - Suddenly, Arriving / Suddenly Bastet

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:26] Nar
    I know this is sudden, but welcome
    to the world of the Egyptian gods.
SIGN    Suddenly, Arriving
[00:30] ---
    This is Anubis' room.
[00:31] Thoth
    Around, around and around we go...
[00:31] Anubis
    Oh yeah... Oh yeah...
[00:37] Anubis
    That worked up a nice sweat.
[00:40] Thoth
    It certainly did.
[00:43] Anubis
    Carbonated drinks fill you up faster, huh?
[00:45] Thoth
    They sure do.
[00:51] Anubis
    Hiccup? Or is it hiccough?
[00:54] Thoth
    Hiccup is the more broadly accepted version.
[00:57] Anubis
    They're such a drag, though.
    Any idea how to get them to stop?
[01:02] Thoth
    I'm afraid there are things that
    even a god of wisdom doesn't know.
[01:05] Anubis
    I see...
[01:08] Anubis
    You want some more?
[01:10] Thoth
    Yes, please.
[01:11] Anubis
    Okay!
[01:12] Anubis
    Another bottle...
[01:16] Anubis
    Here we go!
[01:26] Thoth
    Anything wrong?
[01:29] Anubis
    Actually, let me get you some tea—
[01:35] Anubis
    Y'know, I was wrong,
    I think it's in this drawer!
SIGN    Heheheh
[01:55] Thoth
    Huh? What about the tea?
[01:58] Anubis
    You can't always get what you want.
[02:02] Nar
    Bastet can be found anywhere.
[02:05] Nar
    Because this is the somewhat
    sudden world of Egyptian gods.
[02:08] Anubis
    Oh boy...
SIGN    Upsy
SIGN    Upsy daisy
[02:19] Bastet
    Click.
[02:21] Nar
    Here we have the cat goddess, Bastet,
    trying her best to look Egystagrammable.
SIGN    Suddenly Bastet
[02:21] Bastet
    Click. Click. Click. Click.
[02:31] Nar
    She gets bored rather easily.
[02:50] Nar
    I think she got bored.
[03:02] Nar
    I think she got bored.
[03:23] Nar
    She got bored.
[03:24] Anubis
    I'm pretty sure it's in the...
[03:33] Nar
    Bastet is always coming
    and going unexpectedly.
[03:39] Bastet
    Stare...
[03:41] Thoth
    Uh...
[03:45] Thoth
    Please don't step on my keyboard!
[03:48] Nar
    I think she got bored.
[03:54] Bastet
    Click.
[04:02] Nar
    I think she got bored.
SIGN    Bastet: Here I am!
[04:04] Nar
    Bastet has an account on Egystagram.
SIGN    Bastet: Taking a shot with Medjed!
SIGN    Bastet: Reowr~
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     So cute <3
     This made me happy, so precious
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[04:18] Nar
    Oh, dear. She got bored again.
[04:22] Nar
    That's the whimsical cat goddess, Bastet.