# E6 - Suddenly, A Strategy Meeting
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKG3MZ/suddenly-a-strategy-meeting)
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***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
***SIGN*** Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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My name is Anubis!
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He's a god!
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Hard at work once again today!
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Let's do our best!
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A-see...
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Up he goes!
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A-saw...
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And down...
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A-see!
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And up!
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Saw!
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And Down!
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See! Saw!
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Up!
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Down!
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S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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Boo-yah!
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S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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Come on, come on!
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S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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Boo-yah!
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S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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And now everybody, it's time for the show!
**[01:02] Narrator**
*Where there is light, there is darkness.*
**[01:04] Narrator**
*And where there is Ra, there is also Apep.*
***SIGN*** Suddenly, A Strategy Meeting
**[01:07] Narrator**
*Apep is the incarnation of darkness and evil,*
**[01:10] Narrator**
* and existed in the primordial waters*
* before the world itself was created.*
**[01:16] Apep**
It is I, Apep!
**[01:18] Apep**
And yes, I was born before
everyone's so-called father, Ra!
**[01:23] Narrator**
*Does that make you everyone's grandpa, Apep?*
**[01:27] Apep**
G-Grandpa?
**[01:28] Apep**
It does not! ...I think.
**[01:32] Apep**
My beloved chaos, the time has come
for my long-awaited vengeance.
**[01:38] Apep**
That being the case,
**[01:40] Apep**
we will hereby commence this
"What do I need to do to beat Ra?" meeting.
**[01:45] Anubis**
Sata! Sata, your tail is showing!
**[01:48] Sata**
Oh, pardon me. There we go...
**[01:51] Apep**
Is Sata around?
**[01:53] Thoth**
She is not!
**[01:54] Narrator**
*Actually, the whole gang's here.*
**[01:57] Apep**
Right then, does anyone have any brilliant
ideas as to how I can beat Ra?
**[02:02] Anubis**
Me!
**[02:03] Anubis**
I think it'd be good if you
beat him in rock-paper-scissors!
**[02:05] Thoth**
That would result in a quick,
definitive victory.
**[02:09] Thoth**
All right, here we go!
**[02:11] Thoth**
Rock paper...
**[02:12] Ra/Apep**
Scissors!
**[02:13] Narrator**
*Who exactly won here?*
**[02:18] Apep**
Any other suggestions?
**[02:20] Bastet**
An eating contest!
**[02:23] Wenet**
This will be your appetizer,
organic carpaccio.
**[02:27] Ra**
That looks delicious!
**[02:29] Wenet**
Next is your pre-appetizer,
**[02:32] Wenet**
your pre-pre-appetizer,
and then the one that comes before that.
**[02:35] Ra**
I wonder if I can make it to desert?
**[02:39] Apep**
I challenge you to see
who can eat the most, Ra!
**[02:42] Ra**
And if I win?
**[02:43] Apep**
The loser pays for the winner's meal!
**[02:45] Bastet**
Ready? Go!
**[02:48] Ra/Apep**
Thank you for this food.
**[02:54] Apep**
I am Apep! He whose stomach is chaos itself!
**[02:57] Apep**
What?!
**[02:59] Ra**
Magnificent. It really melts in your mouth.
**[03:03] Ra**
Wenet, you have truly captured
the magic of your ingredients.
**[03:06] Wenet**
I'm glad you really enjoyed it.
**[03:10] Apep**
I've lost...
**[03:11] Narrator**
* It was supposed to be an eating contest,*
* but it looks like he's accepted defeat.*
**[03:16] Medjed**
Here.
**[03:18] Apep**
It costs *this* much?!
**[03:20] Ra**
And it was delicious. Thanks for that.
**[03:24] Apep**
How do I defeat Ra?!
**[03:27] Sata**
Let's see...
**[03:28] Sata**
How about a karaoke battle?
**[03:32] Narrator**
*For whose sake did he leave on that journey?*
**[03:35] Narrator**
*For whose sake, is he all alone?*
**[03:38] Narrator**
* Spending day and night aboard a tiny boat,*
* hoping to protect everyone's happiness.*
**[03:43] Narrator**
*Let's now hear "Egyptian Winter Scene."*
**[03:51] Anubis**
Wow!
**[03:54] Toth**
I can't stop crying!
**[03:56] Medjed**
Bravo!
**[03:58] Bastet**
90 points!
**[04:03] Ra**
Yo, yo, check it out.
**[04:05] Ra**
Here we go, yeah...
**[04:07] Ra**
I'm on the Nile in the winter,
a place you never been near,
**[04:10] Ra**
'cuz if you had been born here,
you wouldn't be sitting in the rear!
**[04:13] Everyone**
He's rapping!
**[04:15] Bastet**
91 points!
**[04:17] Apep**
I won!
**[04:20] Apep**
Have you learned your place now, Ra?!
**[04:22] Ra**
Yes, that was a wonderful rap.
**[04:28] Sata**
I'm singing too!
**[04:31] Bastet**
100 points!
**[04:32] Sata**
Thank you!
**[04:34] Apep**
Unbelievable...
**[04:36] Apep**
This won't stand!
We're practicing until morning, Ra!
**[04:40] Ra**
Right!
**[04:42] Narrator**
* And so Apep and Ra went on*
* singing karaoke until the sun came up.*
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