E1 - Amamiya Yuuhi and the Lizard Knight

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[02:02] Yuuhi
    One morning, I woke up
[02:04] Yuuhi
    and there was a lizard in my room.
[02:07] Yuuhi
    The silence was initially broken by...
[02:10] Neu
    I am Sir Neu Crescent,
[02:13] Neu
    a knight that has come to protect
    the princess from an evil mage
[02:18] Neu
    plotting to destroy this planet,
    and save this world from ruin.
[02:23] Neu
    I would like to request your assistance.
SIGN    Episode 1: Amamiya Yuuhi and the Lizard Knight
[02:57] Neu
    What was that for, you brat?!
[03:00] Neu
    The Earth is at risk of destruction!
[03:03] Neu
    I understand you might be confused,
[03:05] Neu
    but running away from reality
    won't resolve anything!
[03:09] Neu
    You have to start
    by accepting this situation.
[03:13] Yuuhi
    This situation?
[03:14] Yuuhi
    A lizard knight here to save
    the Earth from destruction
[03:18] Yuuhi
    has started lecturing me in Japanese.
[03:25] Neu
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[03:27] Neu
    Stop it!
[03:28] Neu
    Stop! Don't hold me like that!
[03:30] Neu
    Put me down!
[03:31] Yuuhi
    I've heard that hanging
    an animal upside down like this
[03:34] Yuuhi
    is the best way to establish dominance.
[03:37] Neu
    How humiliating!
[03:38] Neu
    I am a knight!
[03:40] Neu
    I won't allow you to treat me like some pup!
[03:43] Yuuhi
    Hah.
[03:44] Yuuhi
    Hey, Sir Crescent.
[03:46] Yuuhi
    This is my home.
[03:47] Yuuhi
    And I don't recall
    inviting you into my castle.
[03:51] Yuuhi
    So hurry back home to your forest.
[03:53] Neu
    The fate of the world now
    rests on our shoulders, though!
[03:57] Neu
    If you're a knight,
[03:59] Neu
    then you have a natural
    obligation to fulfill your duty!
[04:01] Neu
    If you're a man, then risking
    your life in battle is an honor!
[04:04] Neu
    Fight alongside me
[04:06] Neu
    and serve as the foundation
    for this planet's future!
[04:21] Yuuhi
    Christ, what was all that about?
[04:24] Neu
    Where are you going?
[04:35] Yuuhi
    This is bad.
[04:37] Yuuhi
    Is the deadline for my report
    driving me to hallucinate?
[04:42] Neu
    Talking to yourself and seeing things
    are classic signs of mental distress.
[04:46] Neu
    You shouldn't be stressing
    yourself out so much.
[04:48] Yuuhi
    Yeah, that's true.
[04:50] Yuuhi
    Especially when I start seeing lizards.
[04:56] Neu
    We can never be more than
    a set distance apart.
[05:11] Hisame
    Hey, Amamiya.
[05:13] Hisame
    What happened to your face?
[05:14] Hisame
    You look more manly.
[05:17] Yuuhi
    She can't see the lizard?
[05:19] Yuuhi
    Does that mean only I can see him?
[05:22] Yuuhi
    I was hurrying along so
    I wouldn't be late to your lecture,
[05:27] Yuuhi
    when a lizard suddenly jumped out
    in front of me and caused me to tumble,
[05:30] Yuuhi
    leaving me with the scratch.
[05:32] Yuuhi
    The lizard died.
[05:34] Hisame
    Well, that's a disaster.
[05:37] Hisame
    Did you hold a service for the lizard?
[05:39] Yuuhi
    No, it's become a ghost
    and started haunted me.
[05:41] Female Student
    Hisame-chan, I finished my report!
[05:44] Hisame
    Oh, good work.
[05:46] Hisame
    Let's see. Uh-huh.
[05:53] Neu
    Now do you get it?
[05:54] Neu
    Others can't see me.
[06:00] Yuuhi
    I didn't want to think about it,
[06:03] Yuuhi
    but I guess I'll need to visit
    a psychologist or a neurologist.
[06:07] Neu
    So you're questioning your sanity now?
[06:10] Neu
    Then look at your right hand.
[06:14] Yuuhi
    What is this? When did it...
[06:17] Neu
    Focus on that ring and will
    your power to activate.
[06:22] Yuuhi
    Oh, something popped out.
[06:23] Neu
    What?!
[06:24] Yuuhi
    Huh? Did I do it wrong?
[06:26] Neu
    No, no, you did it right,
    but I was still explaining.
[06:29] Yuuhi
    Hmm, this is kind of fun.
[06:32] Yuuhi
    I wonder how much
    I could get if I sold this?
[06:34] Neu
    Don't try to immediately turn
    a knight's soul into cash!
[06:35] Yuuhi
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[06:38] Neu
    That's your Holding Field!
[06:42] Neu
    You can apply telekinesis
    to anything within that field.
[06:46] Yuuhi
    Oh? Now we're getting into fantasy.
[06:50] Neu
    Hey, now!
[06:51] Neu
    Don't use it for crazy things
    while you're unfamiliar with it!
[06:55] Hisame
    Amamiya!
[06:58] Hisame
    What are you doing by yourself there?
[07:00] Hisame
    Did your delusions double after
    hurting yourself in your accident?
[07:04] Yuuhi
    Sensei, you hit me where it hurts.
[07:07] Hisame
    Are you really okay after falling?
[07:10] Hisame
    Let me see.
[07:11] Hisame
    What was that move for?
[07:13] Hisame
    Stop spacing out so much.
[07:16] Hisame
    Just remember, you've already
    missed the deadline for your report.
[07:20] Hisame
    Give the lizard ghost my regards.
[07:23] Neu
    What an awfully young teacher.
[07:25] Yuuhi
    I heard she's some genius who
    skipped grades at some university.
[07:29] Yuuhi
    By the way, Sir Crescent.
[07:31] Neu
    What?
[07:33] Yuuhi
    Does this output enough power
    to move the human body?
[07:37] Neu
    Of course.
[07:38] Neu
    With enough practice you'll be able to get
    around without ever touching the ground.
[07:43] Yuuhi
    Could it be used to kill someone?
[07:46] Neu
    Why you... What are you planning?!
[08:00] Hisame
    Did you see?
[08:01] Yuuhi
    Not sure?
[08:02] Yuuhi
    I didn't see anything
    particularly worth mentioning.
[08:05] Yuuhi
    There were a bunch of moles and so forth.
[08:08] Hisame
    Moles?
[08:11] Hisame
    A-ma-mi-ya!
[08:15] Yuuhi
    Excuse me!
[08:17] Hisame
    You'll regret this!
[08:27] Neu
    What do you think you're doing with
    this sacred power meant to defeat evil?!
[08:31] Neu
    Why you! You!
[08:44] Neu
    Now, do you accept that our duty is real?
[08:48] Yuuhi
    I'm not sure?
[08:50] Neu
    Then let's get to the point.
[08:52] Neu
    We Beast Knights have two
    duties we must fulfill!
[08:57] Neu
    First, we must find our princess before
    the enemy mage does and protect her!
[09:02] Neu
    Second, we must defeat our foe in combat!
[09:06] Neu
    To that end, you must familiarize
    yourself with the Holding Field—
[09:10] Yuuhi
    Sorry to interrupt your backstory,
    but I'm not helping.
[09:14] Neu
    I see.
[09:15] Neu
    Wait, what?!
[09:17] Yuuhi
    It sounds like you're trying
    to send me off to the battlefield
[09:20] Yuuhi
    without even getting my consent,
[09:22] Yuuhi
    but who would voluntarily run off to die?
[09:24] Neu
    Do you not want to protect
    the planet you live on?!
[09:28] Yuuhi
    I think it's crazy to try and force
    such a big responsibility onto a student.
[09:32] Yuuhi
    Besides, this whole
    planetary scale is too big.
[09:36] Yuuhi
    Are you some devil, trying to get someone
    else to fight a battle you can't win?
[09:40] Neu
    You wouldn't be fighting alone.
[09:43] Neu
    You would work together
    with the other knights to fight—
[09:47] Grandfather
    People are all scumbags!
[09:49] Grandfather
    Don't make enemies!
    They'll stab you in your gut!
[09:52] Grandfather
    Don't make friends!
    They'll stab you in your back!
[09:55] Yuuhi
    Grandpa...
[10:00] Yuuhi
    O-Oh, so there are others?
[10:03] Yuuhi
    Then all the more reason
    you don't need me to help.
[10:06] Yuuhi
    You can just have everyone
    else work together and fight.
[10:09] Neu
    Wh-Why you...
[10:12] Yuuhi
    You can suck on your thumb
    and watch from the sidelines
[10:15] Yuuhi
    as the fate of the planet gets decided.
[10:19] Neu
    Are you a devil?!
[10:21] Yuuhi
    That's what I just asked you.
[10:23] Neu
    The Earth is in danger!
[10:26] Yuuhi
    Ahh, I guess humanity is
    gonna end on such a nice day.
[10:33] Yuuhi
    Oh, my stomach's about to give out, too.
[10:36] Yuuhi
    Time to hit the convenience store.
[10:46] Yuuhi
    You're still following me?
[10:49] Neu
    It's strange.
[10:51] Yuuhi
    What is?
[10:52] Neu
    It shouldn't be possible for me
    to be entrusted to such a coward.
[10:57] Yuuhi
    Give it up already.
[10:59] Yuuhi
    You can still fill the role of a pet.
[11:02] Yuuhi
    I should have mentioned it sooner,
    but I'm Amamiya Yuuhi.
[11:06] Yuuhi
    Make sure to remember your owner's name.
[11:08] Neu
    Who are you calling a pet?!
[11:11] Yuuhi
    What's the matter?
[11:13] Neu
    The enemy's here.
[11:14] Yuuhi
    Enemy?
[11:19] Yuuhi
    Wh-What was that just now?
[11:21] Neu
    The enemy's bloodlust! Run!
[11:23] Neu
    You'll die if you're caught!
[11:26] Yuuhi
    Where am I supposed to run, and from what?!
[11:28] Neu
    It's your fault for not listening
    when people speak.
[11:31] Yuuhi
    You're a lizard, not a person!
[11:33] Yuuhi
    Just so you know, I'm not fighting!
[11:36] Neu
    Of course not.
[11:37] Neu
    You couldn't win in a one-on-one!
[11:40] Neu
    Even among the knights, the only
    ones who can fight them alone
[11:44] Neu
    are Invincible, Hresvelgr, and Unicorn.
[11:49] Yuuhi
    You're not one of those?
[11:51] Neu
    As you can see, I'm just a lizard.
[11:54] Yuuhi
    And yet you still
[11:56] Yuuhi
    went and tried to force someone
    else to save the Earth?
[12:00] Neu
    They're close. Move faster.
[12:03] Yuuhi
    Don't ask the impossible,
    you carefree lizard.
[12:06] Neu
    Up! Go up!
[12:16] Neu
    Don't stop, Amamiya Yuuhi!
[12:18] Neu
    Keep running!
[12:20] Yuuhi
    Don't ask the impossible.
[12:21] Neu
    It's here.
[12:33] Neu
    That's a golem. Our enemy.
[12:49] Neu
    He used the Holding Field to move himself?!
[12:51] Yuuhi
    Ow...
[12:53] Neu
    Stand up! Then run!
[12:59] Yuuhi
    I'm dead.
[13:14] Neu
    That ring!
[13:16] Neu
    Princess!
[13:19] Samidare
    Oh, if it ain't a lizard.
[13:21] Yuuhi
    Princess? That girl's the princess?
[13:24] Neu
    Princess!
[13:26] Neu
    Thank you so much! You saved us!
[13:28] Samidare
    Whoa, a talking lizard.
[13:31] Neu
    Please hear me out, Princess!
[13:32] Neu
    That guy...
[13:34] Samidare
    Hm?
[13:34] Samidare
    Oh, it's the neighbor.
[13:37] Yuuhi
    Hello.
[13:38] Yuuhi
    I'm Amamiya Yuuhi.
[13:40] Neu
    That man is awful!
[13:42] Neu
    He doesn't even care about the fate
    of the world, despite being a knight!
[13:48] Samidare
    Well, it ain't gonna feel real
[13:50] Samidare
    if someone suddenly blurts out stuff
    about Earth being in danger.
[13:53] Yuuhi
    You don't feel like a princess either.
[13:57] Samidare
    Yeah. I'm Asahina Samidare.
[14:00] Yuuhi
    Hey, can I ask something?
[14:06] Yuuhi
    Why the Kansai accent?
[14:10] Samidare
    That's the part that bugs you?
[14:16] Neu
    One, two, three, four...
[14:22] Neu
    Five seconds of your own weight, huh?
[14:24] Neu
    A bit weak.
[14:25] Yuuhi
    I feel incredibly exhausted
    after just floating for a bit.
[14:29] Neu
    That's because the power generating
    the field draws on your own stamina.
[14:33] Neu
    Making yourself float takes just as much
    energy as lifting your entire weight.
[14:39] Yuuhi
    What the hell?
[14:41] Yuuhi
    That's not worth much, then.
[14:42] Yuuhi
    Is there any use to this?
[14:44] Neu
    Just as converting fire to electricity
    expands its breadth of use,
[14:49] Neu
    your Holding Field has as many
    possibilities as you can imagine.
[14:53] Neu
    Besides, the fact that
    it uses your own stamina
[14:57] Neu
    means you can greatly increase
    its power through training.
[15:01] Yuuhi
    Still doesn't feel all that useful.
[15:04] Yuuhi
    I just can't get into this.
[15:06] Yuuhi
    What's in it for me if I protect the world?
[15:10] Neu
    Actually, there's quite
    the reward offered to the knights
[15:14] Neu
    who risk their lives to defend the world.
[15:17] Neu
    Your attitude has just been so awful
    I never had the chance to bring it up.
[15:20] Yuuhi
    Oh? What kind of reward?
[15:23] Neu
    We'll grant you one wish,
    knight chosen by the ring.
[15:27] Yuuhi
    Are you for real? Then I can say it now?
[15:30] Neu
    Yes.
[15:31] Yuuhi
    Get lost, you shitty lizard!
[15:33] Yuuhi
    I want my boring, peaceful life back.
[15:36] Yuuhi
    That's my wish!
[15:37] Neu
    I refuse!
[15:39] Yuuhi
    Huh? So you lied, then?!
[15:44] Yuuhi
    Hmph.
[15:45] Neu
    Don't throw me!
[15:46] Yuuhi
    Huh?!
[15:50] Neu
    Where are you going?
[15:52] Yuuhi
    Dinner.
[15:53] Yuuhi
    Quit following me everywhere.
[15:54] Yuuhi
    Damn, what do I have to do to get this
    cockroach-like lizard out of my sight?
[16:00] Neu
    I can hear everything you're saying.
[16:21] Yuuhi
    I'm not getting involved
    with those monsters again.
[16:25] Neu
    The only way to conquer
    your fear is to face it yourself.
[16:30] Yuuhi
    I told you, I'm not doing it.
[16:39] (Flashback) Neu
    The Spirit, Anima, sleeps within you!
[16:42] (Flashback) Samidare
    I thought I hadn't seen her
    in a while, and that's why.
[16:46] (Flashback) Samidare
    She's inside me.
[16:48] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    Are you the boss? Of these knights?
[16:51] (Flashback) Neu
    How rude!
[16:53] (Flashback) Neu
    This woman is the vessel of the great Anima,
[16:56] (Flashback) Neu
    the princess who symbolizes
    the spirit of us knights!
[16:59] (Flashback) Samidare
    Says them, though I don't get it.
[17:01] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    You were just dragged
    into this as well, right?
[17:04] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    You don't have to go along with them.
[17:05] (Flashback) Samidare
    Still, I felt like something
    was calling for me.
[17:08] (Flashback) Samidare
    And it seems like
    Lizard-kun's in trouble, too.
[17:10] (Flashback) Neu
    Princess!
[17:11] (Flashback) Neu
    Have you not heard anything
    from Lady Anima?!
[17:15] (Flashback) Neu
    Our awakening is proof
    that the enemy is taking action!
[17:18] (Flashback) Neu
    We must uncover the whereabouts
    of the remaining knights at once!
[17:22] (Flashback) Samidare
    Still, feels like something's
    missing with just me.
[17:25] (Flashback) Neu
    That's why we must gather the knights!
[17:27] (Flashback) Samidare
    C'mon, let's go home.
[17:28] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    Huh?
[17:29] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    Oh, I guess we'd both go the same
    way since we're neighbors.
[17:35] (Flashback) Samidare
    Hm...
[17:38] (Flashback) Samidare
    Hey, have we met somewhere before?
[17:40] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    This morning, on the veranda.
[17:42] (Flashback) Samidare
    Earlier than that.
[17:44] (Flashback) Samidare
    I recognize you from somewhere.
[17:45] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    Beats me. Maybe we passed
    each other at the station?
[17:48] (Flashback) Samidare
    Hmm...
[17:50] (Flashback) Samidare
    I guess so?
[17:52] Hisame
    A-ma-mi-ya!
[17:55] (Flashback) Samidare
    Oh, Onee-chan!
[17:56] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    O-Onee?!
[18:01] (Flashback) Hisame
    Sami, are you safe?!
[18:06] (Flashback) Hisame
    Why you! What have you done to Samidare?!
[18:08] (Flashback) Samidare
    He didn't do anything.
[18:11] (Flashback) Samidare
    Onee-chan, do you know him?
[18:13] (Flashback) Hisame
    He's one of my students.
[18:15] (Flashback) Hisame
    I won't let this gloomy, perverted,
    weak four-eyes get close to you!
[18:19] (Flashback) Samidare
    Looks like he and I are inseparable, though.
[18:24] (Flashback) Samidare
    I'm the princess, and he's the knight.
[18:30] (Flashback) Hisame
    Why you! What nonsense have
    you put in Sami's head?!
[18:33] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    I haven't! I haven't said anything!
[18:35] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    I haven't done anything!
[18:37] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    I won't do anything to her!
[18:39] (Flashback) Hisame
    Is Sami not good enough for you?!
[18:41] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    Which is it?!
[18:47] (Flashback) Hisame
    I'll postpone your punishment for today,
[18:49] (Flashback) Hisame
    but next time you try doing
    anything to Samidare,
[18:52] (Flashback) Hisame
    I'll drown you in the river!
[18:55] (Flashback) Neu
    Yuuhi, you knew the princess already?
[18:59] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    I swear I just met her this morning.
[19:02] (Flashback) Yuuhi
    But I feel like I recognize her, too.
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[19:05] Shop Owner
    Welcome!
[19:08] Neu
    Yuuhi.
[19:09] Yuuhi
    Hm?
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[19:11] Signright
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[19:15] Neu
    Oh, my.
[19:17] Owner
    Care to challenge it?
[19:19] Yuuhi
    No!
[19:24] Samidare
    Hey, Yuu-kun.
[19:26] Neu
    Princess!
[19:27] Yuuhi
    Yuu-kun?
[19:30] Yuuhi
    What are you doing here?
[19:31] Samidare
    Would you mind coming with me for a bit?
[19:34] Neu
    Princess! It's too early!
[19:37] Neu
    We can't show it to this four-eyed coward!
[19:41] Samidare
    It's fine.
[19:42] Samidare
    I trust him.
[19:45] Yuuhi
    I hate people that use
    the word "trust" lightly.
[19:51] Samidare
    I know.
[19:57] Samidare
    Can you see it?
[19:59] Yuuhi
    Huh? See what?
[20:00] Samidare
    The thing that'll destroy this planet.
[20:03] Neu
    It can't be seen unless you know it's there.
[20:10] Neu
    Its name is
[20:13] Neu
    the Biscuit Hammer!
[20:15] Neu
    It hangs there in space,
[20:17] Neu
    and if it falls, it will crack
    the planet like a baked sweet.
[20:21] Neu
    That's the mage's most powerful golem.
[20:28] Neu
    Do you understand now, Yuuhi?
[20:30] Neu
    We need your power.
[20:33] Neu
    We need your power as a knight
    to defeat the mage
[20:37] Neu
    and stop the biscuit hammer.
[20:39] Yuuhi
    Don't be ridiculous!
[20:40] Yuuhi
    What are you telling me to do about that?!
[20:41] Yuuhi
    There's nothing I can do about it!
[20:43] Samidare
    I know.
[20:46] Samidare
    I will stop that thing.
[20:48] Samidare
    And you'll be the one at my side when I do, Yuu-kun.
[20:53] Yuuhi
    Hey, what are you doing?
[20:57] Samidare
    Be mine, Lizard Knight.
[21:02] Yuuhi
    Wh-What?!
[21:05] Yuuhi
    What the hell?!
[21:07] Yuuhi
    What is she thinking?!
[21:09] Yuuhi
    Hey!
[21:13] Neu
    Princess!
[21:24] Neu
    Yuuhi!
[21:25] Neu
    Deploy the field at your feet!
[21:26] Neu
    Push upward!
[21:27] Yuuhi
    Already doing it!
[21:40] Samidare
    See? I knew you would be there
    to save me, Yuu-kun.
[21:44] Samidare
    Thank you. I trusted you.
[21:47] Yuuhi
    What do you mean you trusted me?!
[21:49] Yuuhi
    Did you want to die?!
[21:50] Samidare
    I'm not gonna die yet.
[21:52] Samidare
    You're here to protect me.
[21:54] Samidare
    And until I die, I won't let you die, either.
[21:57] Samidare
    I'll protect you.
[22:00] Samidare
    Next time, it's your turn to trust.
[22:03] Samidare
    Trust in me.
[22:09] Samidare
    I'm gonna smash that thing!
[22:12] Samidare
    I ain't gonna let that thing destroy Earth!
[22:14] Samidare
    Because!
[22:16] Samidare
    My fist'll be the one to smash this planet!
[22:21] Neu
    Wha?!
[22:24] Samidare
    Amamiya Yuuhi.
[22:27] Samidare
    Swear your fealty to me.
[22:34] Yuuhi
    As you wish.
[22:36] Yuuhi
    In that moment,
[22:39] Yuuhi
    my heart was already consumed
[22:42] Yuuhi
    by the little Lucifer before me
[22:46] Yuuhi
    and the tale of this planet's destruction.
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