8 - A Dog in Heat

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    "Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
[00:17] ---
    I am the one!
[00:20] ---
    Push on ahead as you like, yeah
[00:24] ---
    Oh, listen closely to me
[00:28] ---
    and speak the name
    of the desert god
[00:32] ---
    Clench your teeth
[00:36] ---
    When your heart starts
    to tremble with heat...
[00:40] ---
    Stop it! It'll only
    bring destruction
[00:46] ---
    Let's do it, oh, angel
[00:50] ---
    Now is the time to
    stand up and be strong
[00:55] ---
    A sad history, a
    hidden big story
[00:59] ---
    That's the mystery
[01:02] ---
    There's nothing certain
    about what tomorrow holds
[01:10] ---
    so living through this moment
[01:15] ---
    is my mission alone
[01:36] ---
    It is said to have watched over
    the history of man since antiquity...
[01:42] ---
    A living witness of the Dark Age...
[01:46] ---
    It is said to have continually defied
    the hand of man to remain there...
[01:54] ---
    Even to this day, in the age
    of the Great Kanto Desert...
[02:04] ---
    "Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
[02:07] ---
    "Dog-Girl and Rock"
[02:17] ---
    A rock...?
[02:19] ---
    It's no ordinary rock.
[02:22] ---
    You may have heard of it yourself,
    it's called "Dog-Girl Rock"...
[02:28] ---
    Dog-Girl Rock?
[02:34] ---
    You know, the one that curses
    you if you try to move it...
[02:41] ---
    Now that I look back,
    it WAS strangely cheap,
[02:45] ---
    but there's a highway nearby
    and it could have water,
[02:49] ---
    so I bought the land that
    the Dog-Girl Rock stands on.
[02:53] ---
    So, first I thought I'd try to
    get rid of the rock, you know?
[02:58] ---
    But every single contractor
    turned me away.
[03:01] ---
    Desert people do believe
    in such superstitions...
[03:06] ---
    I was at my wit's end,
    so I offered a reward to volunteers.
[03:14] ---
    Curse, my ass! I'll just use my
    super strength to smash it to pieces!
[03:19] ---
    You're so cool, Boss!
[03:23] ---
    It's no match for
    the West Oasis' mightiest!
[03:35] ---
    Boss...
[03:37] ---
    It's the curse!
    The curse of the Dog-Girl Rock!
[03:42] ---
    If I just destroy that rock,
    we can buy a new home...!
[03:47] ---
    You can do it, Honey!
[03:49] ---
    I'm hungry, Daddy...!
[03:51] ---
    Just hold on...!
[03:57] ---
    Honey!
[03:59] ---
    My back...!
[04:01] ---
    --It's the curse...!
[04:02] ---
    --Honey!
[04:03] ---
    --The curse of the Dog-Girl Rock!
[04:03] ---
    --I'm hungry!
[04:09] ---
    Say your prayers, Dog-Girl Rock!
[04:11] ---
    Behold the might of my super battle tank,
    Kasumi-chan Mark II!
[04:17] ---
    What?! Engine trouble?!
[04:20] ---
    W-w-wha...?!
[04:25] ---
    It's the curse...!
[04:31] ---
    I'm scared...!
[04:33] ---
    I hired many others,
    but they were all gutless cowards...
[04:39] ---
    Is that so...?
[04:41] ---
    I beg you!
[04:43] ---
    The desert's jack-of-all-trades,
    the Handyman Guild,
[04:45] ---
    is my only hope now!
[04:47] ---
    Please! Rid me of that infernal rock!
[04:50] ---
    Alright, just keep your face away...!
[04:54] ---
    --Dog-Girl Rock?!
[04:54] ---
    --Dog-Girl Rock?!
[04:56] ---
    I know, but he is offering
    500,000 per person...!
[05:01] ---
    We'll pass!
[05:02] ---
    Eh?
[05:04] ---
    But it's 500,000!
[05:06] ---
    It's just that we don't do
    dinky jobs like that no more!
[05:11] ---
    It's not that we're afraid!
[05:13] ---
    Yeah! Not one bit!
[05:15] ---
    It's just not our thing!
[05:18] ---
    Dog-Girl Rock?!
[05:20] ---
    Yes, he wants it removed--
[05:23] ---
    My old injury...!
[05:25] ---
    D- D- Dog-Girl Rock?!
[05:27] ---
    He IS offering 500,000...
[05:29] ---
    No can do! I'm not headed that way!
[05:33] ---
    Too bad it wasn't in
    a different direction...!
[05:37] ---
    Dog-Girl Rock?!
[05:41] ---
    I'll be killed! I'll be cursed!
[05:44] ---
    "Water Parlor"
[05:46] ---
    Eh? Remove the Dog-Girl Rock?
[05:56] ---
    I was hoping I could
    ask you to do it...!
[06:00] ---
    Master! Isn't Dog-Girl Rock
    that famous one?!
[06:03] ---
    Huh? It's just a rock.
[06:06] ---
    So you'll do it?!
[06:08] ---
    You hardly need me to do
    some paltry job like that!
[06:12] ---
    No, but everyone else ran away...!
[06:16] ---
    Cowards!
[06:18] ---
    And...
[06:26] ---
    ...let's not forget recent events.
[06:29] ---
    Your reputation has dropped a bit,
[06:32] ---
    so this is the perfect chance
    to let the world know once more
[06:37] ---
    that the Sunabozu is the
    greatest handyman in the West Oasis-
[06:41] ---
    no- the Great Kanto Desert!
[06:44] ---
    The greatest handyman...
[06:47] ---
    Kan-chan! I mean, Sunabozu!
    You're the only one who can do it!
[06:53] ---
    Ordinary handymen just won't cut it!
[06:56] ---
    Really, you're the
    only one I can rely on!
[07:02] ---
    Alright! Though it will be a
    super-duper-ultra cinch for me!
[07:10] ---
    It's the curse already!
    The curse of the Dog-Girl Rock!
[07:13] ---
    You idiot! There's no such thing!
[07:15] ---
    Hey, Shopkeep! Your chairs're crap!
[07:18] ---
    Eh? What happened?
[07:24] ---
    No! It's the curse! The curse!
[07:44] ---
    What's with you?!
[07:45] ---
    It's just...!
[07:47] ---
    Are you still scared?!
[07:48] ---
    You're not afraid of the curse, Master?!
[07:51] ---
    Huh?!
[07:52] ---
    I mean, it was created by
    arrows and swords during the wars
[07:55] ---
    long before the Dark Age...
[07:59] ---
    So?
[08:00] ---
    They say it's been cursed ever since,
[08:02] ---
    and that it's remained untouched
    for over a thousand years!
[08:06] ---
    Who do you think I am?!
[08:08] ---
    Don't put me in the
    same boat as those chickens!
[08:15] ---
    That bastard! Is he calling us chickens?!
[08:19] ---
    We can't let him beat us, Bro...
[08:21] ---
    But I'm scared...!
[08:24] ---
    Imbecile! Think if he
    does remove Dog-Girl Rock!
[08:28] ---
    We'll be cowards, he'll be the
    ultimate handyman who beat the curse,
[08:32] ---
    and he'll always be better than us!
[08:35] ---
    Yeah, but...!
[08:37] ---
    Let's go! We're gettin' there first!
[08:39] ---
    Right!
[08:42] ---
    I-i-is it the curse...?!
[08:45] ---
    You clod! There's no such thing!
[08:50] ---
    Is this...
[08:52] ---
    Is it...
[08:56] ---
    What's that?!
[09:10] ---
    T-t-the curse...!
[09:12] ---
    It's not the stupid curse!
[09:15] ---
    So-called "curses" just scare people
    into acting all crazy
[09:20] ---
    and getting hurt and seeing weird stuff!
[09:23] ---
    But...!
[09:24] ---
    Look!
[09:27] ---
    This spot is famous for rockslides.
[09:30] ---
    It's nothing to be worried
    about if you're careful,
[09:33] ---
    but since you're focused on curses,
    you're prone to walk into danger.
[09:40] ---
    Let's go!
[09:42] ---
    Wait for me...!
[09:46] ---
    It really is the curse...!
[09:48] ---
    You alright, Bro...?
[09:56] ---
    You're worried about the curse too,
    aren't you, Master?
[09:59] ---
    Huh?!
[10:00] ---
    You did just walk into danger
    because you were worried about it!
[10:05] ---
    I'll have you know...!
[10:08] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:10] ---
    The air cooler I got
    a while ago is acting up...
[10:15] ---
    Master...!
[10:16] ---
    Damn! I just replaced that stuff!
[10:19] ---
    Dammit! They jipped me!
[10:35] ---
    Master...!
[10:36] ---
    It's the--
[10:37] ---
    It ain't the curse!
    It's an ordinary pitfall!
[10:43] ---
    --Master!
[10:43] ---
    --My stomach...!
[10:50] ---
    It's the--
[10:51] ---
    It ain't the curse! It was
    the water I had this morning!
[11:00] ---
    Master...
[11:01] ---
    No...! It ain't the curse...!
[11:05] ---
    I didn't say it was...
[11:07] ---
    What, then?!
[11:09] ---
    You know how it's called Dog-Girl Rock?
[11:13] ---
    What about it?!
[11:14] ---
    What do you think "Dog-Girl" refers to?
[11:17] ---
    Hell if I know!
[11:20] ---
    Well, it IS called "Dog-Girl", so...
[11:24] ---
    So...?!
[11:27] ---
    Something like this?
[11:41] ---
    Woof!
[11:46] ---
    So irresistible...!
[11:51] ---
    I-it ain't the curse!
    It ain't the curse, got it?!
[11:55] ---
    You admitted it yourself.
[11:57] ---
    Shut up!
[11:58] ---
    Let's hurry! Can't just sit around
    with my cooler busted!
[12:04] ---
    Come on, Taiko! Let go!
    I don't care if you're scared!
[12:08] ---
    Let go already! Come on!
[12:10] ---
    It IS telling us to stay away...!
[12:15] ---
    Come on! Come on...!
[12:29] ---
    W-w-we're really here...!
[12:32] ---
    So that's the Dog-Girl Rock...
[12:34] ---
    See! I told you it
    was just a stupid rock!
[12:37] ---
    Master! Don't...!
[12:40] ---
    This rock ain't so special--
[12:47] ---
    What in the...?!
[12:53] ---
    I-i-it's the Dog-Girl...!
[13:07] ---
    Oh, this is a rare treat...
[13:18] ---
    This is the Dog-Girl...?
[13:20] ---
    No!
[13:22] ---
    You! What is Repo Man Amagumo
    doing here?!
[13:25] ---
    Amagumo?!
[13:26] ---
    I've heard about you!
[13:28] ---
    You're the Repo Man of Terror
    who collects not just debts, but souls!
[13:34] ---
    It's not quite the "souls"
    you'd expect, though...
[13:38] ---
    Wow! You two are friends, Master?!
[13:41] ---
    --Hell, no!
[13:41] ---
    --Hell, no!
[13:46] ---
    Didn't expect to find you here...
[13:49] ---
    What, did you get fired
    'cause you screwed up last time?!
[13:55] ---
    Don't worry. I'm just on an errand.
[13:58] ---
    Anyway, I heard about you, Sunabozu...
[14:02] ---
    I hear you not only got stranded,
[14:04] ---
    but hired an exceptionally
    capable assistant as well?
[14:08] ---
    E-e-eh?! Does "exceptionally
    capable assistant" refer to me?!
[14:13] ---
    Moron!
[14:16] ---
    Why are you here?!
[14:17] ---
    Wanna know?
[14:19] ---
    Don't act big!
[14:20] ---
    To destroy this Dog-Girl Rock
    before you do, obviously.
[14:26] ---
    Eh?!
[14:28] ---
    Don't take it personally!
[14:30] ---
    I owe the landowner, Murahama-san,
    for getting me some repo work!
[14:35] ---
    Why, you...!
[14:41] ---
    Impossible...!
[14:42] ---
    Master! There's white mist coming out...!
[14:45] ---
    Huh? I don't see anything...
[14:48] ---
    T-this is pure bliss...!
[14:58] ---
    What's that dumbass thinking?!
[15:06] ---
    What's with him?!
[15:07] ---
    It's the curse...! The curse!
[15:09] ---
    Don't be dumb! He probably
    just ate something bad!
[15:13] ---
    But you saw it, too! The white mist
    that came out of that rock...!
[15:18] ---
    Why do you keep saying that?!
    I didn't see any such thing!
[15:22] ---
    Eh?!
[15:22] ---
    Anyways, that was close!
[15:25] ---
    This jerk almost took off
    with the 500,000 yen reward...!
[15:32] ---
    Hey! Blast a 40-mm into that--
[15:35] ---
    No! I don't care about the reward, Master!
    Let's just go home!
[15:40] ---
    What the hell're you freaking out for?!
    Just blast it already!
[15:43] ---
    No!
[15:44] ---
    Fine! I'll do it!
[15:46] ---
    Master...!
[15:47] ---
    Shut up, you chicken!
[15:49] ---
    We're chicken, huh?!
[15:52] ---
    You...!
[15:53] ---
    We brothers...
[15:55] ---
    ...ain't no...
[15:56] ---
    --...chickens.
[15:56] ---
    --...chickens.
[15:57] ---
    You out to steal my thunder too?!
[16:03] ---
    Hey! What happened?!
[16:06] ---
    N- Natsuko... Forgive your brother...
[16:12] ---
    A girl...!
[16:15] ---
    The Dog-Girl's... curse...!
[16:24] ---
    No! Let's quit, Master! Let's go home!
[16:28] ---
    I'm sure the curse got them too
    on their way here...!
[16:35] ---
    That just makes things all the better!
[16:43] ---
    I'll obliterate this rock
[16:45] ---
    and let the cowards of the world
    know once more
[16:49] ---
    just how super-brave and awesome
    the great Sunabozu-sama is!
[16:52] ---
    Master...!
[16:58] ---
    What the hell...?!
[16:59] ---
    There wasn't a single cloud earlier...!
[17:04] ---
    What the...?!
[17:16] ---
    Ow...
[17:18] ---
    Darn you, stupid Dog-Girl Rock...!
[17:23] ---
    Master?! Where are you, Master?!
[17:28] ---
    That's the white mist I saw earlier...!
[17:33] ---
    Master...!
[17:44] ---
    Where am I?
[17:48] ---
    I feel really good...!
[17:57] ---
    She has a weird dog suit on...
[18:01] ---
    ...but she's a babe...
[18:03] ---
    ...with mind-boggling boobies!
[18:16] ---
    This is that creepy feeling
    I've gotten used to...!
[18:20] ---
    C-c-could that black fog be...
[18:25] ---
    ...Master's carnal desires?!
[18:33] ---
    Have a drink!
[18:38] ---
    Yum! This is some
    top-quality mineral water!
[18:43] ---
    I'm glad you like it!
[18:52] ---
    I'd like some of this, too!
[18:54] ---
    No... Don't...!
[18:56] ---
    Oh, come, now!
[19:02] ---
    He's fighting that terrible curse
    back with his superhuman lust!
[19:09] ---
    Terrifying...! It's ugly,
    pitch black, and goopy...!
[19:13] ---
    Yes, just like sludge...!
[19:16] ---
    Eww! Nasty! It's all gooey...!
[19:23] ---
    Come back here...!
[19:26] ---
    If you want me,
    then you'll have to catch me...!
[19:30] ---
    Ok by me!
[19:41] ---
    A battle between grudge and desire!
    It's hell!
[19:44] ---
    This is true hell on earth!
[19:56] ---
    Don't worry! I'll treat you
    kindly from now on...!
[20:00] ---
    W-wait...!
[20:01] ---
    Dog-Girl-chan...!
[20:04] ---
    No!
[20:05] ---
    You're all mine...!
[20:32] ---
    I'm alive...
[20:34] ---
    Where's Master?!
[20:39] ---
    What're you doing, Master?!
[20:44] ---
    Aw, I was asleep...?
[20:48] ---
    I had such a nice dream!
[20:50] ---
    Dream...?! That was a dream?!
[20:55] ---
    Look at that!
[20:57] ---
    The Dog-Girl Rock...!
[20:59] ---
    I guess it fell down
    during that sandstorm...
[21:05] ---
    Fools! Self-defeating yourselves
    because of some scary "curse"...!
[21:10] ---
    Now do you see how super brave
    and awesome I really am?!
[21:18] ---
    Hey! What're you doin'?! Let's go!
[21:21] ---
    Coming...!
[21:23] ---
    Now to collect that 500,000...!
[21:29] ---
    After that, stories about the curse
    of the Dog-Girl Rock died out.
[21:34] ---
    Rumors about the Ghost of the Desert
    conquering an evil grudge
[21:39] ---
    spread like wildfire,
    and the name "Sunabozu" echoed
[21:43] ---
    throughout the Great Kanto Desert
    once more.
[21:52] ---
    But was that terrifying spectacle
    really a dream? If not...
[22:03] ---
    Hey! What's the hold-up?!
[22:07] ---
    As that would mean Master
    is even scarier than the curse,
[22:12] ---
    I try not to think about it anymore.
[22:39] ---
    One circle... Two circles...
[22:47] ---
    One more big circle...
[22:51] ---
    A billowing raincoat...
    (It's a cape!)
[22:55] ---
    Oh, let's not forget
    the sunshade now...
[23:00] ---
    (His heart is pitch black!
    His heart is pitch black!)
[23:06] ---
    Give him a Winchester and
    suddenly you have Sunabouzu!
[23:22] ---
    He'll run again
    today! (Run again)
[23:25] ---
    Through the desert!
    (Even if forced to do jobs)
[23:29] ---
    He'll go forth again tomorrow!
    (Go forth again)
[23:33] ---
    (Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
[23:35] ---
    (Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
[23:37] ---
    (Until he gets the Boobie Lady!)
[23:39] ---
    He'll rush on ahead, life
    on the line! Rush on ahead!
[23:57] ---
    Yo! Ghost of the Desert, Sunabozu here!
[23:58] ---
    --How was Murahama-san's performance?!
    --It sucked.
[24:02] ---
    faceplant
[24:02] ---
    Acting is just for show!
    Important people wouldn't understand!
[24:05] ---
    But you're important, woof!
[24:07] ---
    On the next Sunabozu-
    "Life and Game"
[24:09] ---
    Miss it and it's bankruptcy!