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17 - Perv in Pursuit

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[01:22] ---
    "Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
[02:12] ---
    It's no use!
[02:15] ---
    There is NO escape from me!
[02:32] ---
    "Junko and Pursuer"
[02:37] ---
    Well, we'll be off now...
[02:40] ---
    Thanks for your help today.
[02:43] ---
    You do good work,
    Ghost of the Desert, Sunabozu.
[02:46] ---
    Nah, I still got a long ways to go...
[02:49] ---
    But to think you would
    take on a pupil of your own...
[02:53] ---
    Thanks for your help too, Taiko-chan.
[02:56] ---
    No, I didn't really do much at all...
[02:59] ---
    'Cause all you did was babysit Mitsuru...
[03:07] ---
    Geez. I see you still hide behind
    your old man like always...
[03:13] ---
    Yay! Weakling! Weakling!
[03:17] ---
    Weakling!
[03:18] ---
    Hey, now, don't tease Mitsuru too much.
[03:21] ---
    We wouldn't want it to happen out here.
[03:25] ---
    Good point! Sorry!
[03:28] ---
    Let's have dinner again sometime...
[03:31] ---
    Yeah! Take care, Master!
[03:39] ---
    What a surprise! You had a master, too!
[03:43] ---
    Of course I did.
[03:44] ---
    All newbies start out training
    as someone's student.
[03:48] ---
    But it's hard to believe that my
    master's master is that kind of person...
[03:52] ---
    He doesn't seem very strong...
[03:55] ---
    Hmm, I guess...
[03:57] ---
    But he's actually super awesome, right?
[04:00] ---
    No, he's just like he looks.
[04:03] ---
    Oh... I see.
[04:07] ---
    Kan-chan!
[04:09] ---
    These insanely giant breasts!
    These unforgettable boobs!
[04:13] ---
    It's Asagiri Junko!
[04:16] ---
    Recognize my face, not my chest!
[04:20] ---
    You're the one who showed it off...
[04:24] ---
    I finally found you!
[04:26] ---
    I went into town to find you,
    but they said you were out on a job
[04:30] ---
    so I chased after you, but I guess
    I passed you on the way out!
[04:34] ---
    What is that thing-
[04:37] ---
    I don't think so!
[04:38] ---
    You have some nerve to show
    your face in front of me!
[04:41] ---
    You sure know how to screw a guy over!
[04:44] ---
    Oh? Whatever do you mean?
[04:46] ---
    Don't give me that!
[04:48] ---
    Was there some kind of debt
    between you and me?
[04:51] ---
    Why, you little!
[04:53] ---
    Master! If you're referring to the
    other day, you DID sign the contract.
[04:57] ---
    Right after falling
    into her womanly trap...
[05:03] ---
    You're done with today's job, right?
[05:05] ---
    I already spoke with the Mugenya!
[05:08] ---
    Here, your new job!
[05:10] ---
    What?!
[05:13] ---
    It's a Mugenya form!
[05:15] ---
    What the hell? "Help Asagiri Junko"?!
[05:19] ---
    For two million yen?!
[05:23] ---
    You can't object
    to two million yen, right?
[05:26] ---
    What the hell did you do?
[05:28] ---
    What do you mean?!
[05:29] ---
    It's pretty fishy,
    getting two million just for helping you!
[05:33] ---
    This sounds REALLY dangerous...
[05:35] ---
    Forget it!
[05:37] ---
    Even if it isn't dangerous,
    I refuse to do anything for you!
[05:51] ---
    If you don't help me,
    I'll be forced into a marriage!
[05:56] ---
    What?!
[05:59] ---
    Did something just flash?
[06:07] ---
    A sniper!
[06:10] ---
    Master!
[06:13] ---
    He's alive! It's just a concussion!
[06:15] ---
    He's here!
[06:17] ---
    We gotta run! Gimme a hand!
[06:20] ---
    You're going to help me?!
[06:22] ---
    This doesn't mean we're
    doing it as a job, though!
[06:24] ---
    I thought you hated me?!
[06:27] ---
    I DESPISE you! But!
[06:31] ---
    I can't carry him all by myself!
[06:37] ---
    Master would probably kill me
    if I did anything to you,
[06:42] ---
    and besides, we need info from you
    to do something about that sniper!
[06:49] ---
    What a sassy runt!
[06:51] ---
    Ow!
[06:59] ---
    She just doesn't know
    when to give up!
[07:16] ---
    That sound!
[07:19] ---
    Kan-chan!
[07:22] ---
    Junko!
[07:33] ---
    If you don't help me,
    I'll be forced into a marriage!
[07:40] ---
    Junko!
[07:43] ---
    Junko!
[07:56] ---
    Oh, you're awake! Are you OK?!
[07:59] ---
    --Junko! Boobie Lady!
[08:01] ---
    --S-stop, that tickles!
[08:09] ---
    You up?
[08:11] ---
    Yeah, I'm up...
[08:16] ---
    Taiko. Situation.
[08:18] ---
    It's been about an hour
    since the initial attack.
[08:21] ---
    We passed through a rock forest
    and into an Exocet cave.
[08:24] ---
    Looks like we were sniped
    from pretty far off...
[08:27] ---
    The sound came afterward. He's good.
[08:31] ---
    The only damage was
    your helmet and that lump.
[08:37] ---
    Things would've been bad had the
    bullet been three centimeters lower!
[08:40] ---
    Incidentally, your recon
    equipment is trashed.
[08:44] ---
    Damn it!
[08:46] ---
    So, what do we do?
[08:48] ---
    Please! Help me!
[08:50] ---
    I say we chuck this broad out!
[08:53] ---
    I don't remember asking YOUR opinion!
[08:55] ---
    We're out of ammo and food, you know!
[08:58] ---
    Taiko. Sorry, but we're taking the job.
[09:02] ---
    Eh?
[09:03] ---
    --Eh?!
[09:03] ---
    --Really?!
[09:04] ---
    I can't accept that!
[09:07] ---
    I know.
[09:09] ---
    I'm incredibly sick of
    Junko always using me, too.
[09:15] ---
    But...
[09:19] ---
    ...I hate the idea of Junko
    belonging to another man even more!
[09:29] ---
    Oh, Kan-chan!
[09:31] ---
    However!
[09:33] ---
    W-what?
[09:35] ---
    Only if you'll be my woman...
[09:37] ---
    No!
[09:40] ---
    Don't be stingy. You're supposed
    to be the great Sunabozu.
[09:44] ---
    If you really do want me,
    then win me over with true skill!
[09:49] ---
    Why, you!
[09:50] ---
    And then I'll do so much
    for you you'll hate it!
[09:53] ---
    I'll do absolutely
    anything that- you- say!
[09:57] ---
    A-anything?!
[09:59] ---
    All for free, of course!
[10:01] ---
    Free, instead of 10,000 yen per feel?!
[10:04] ---
    You'll never be able to win me over
    if I wind up someone else's, right?
[10:09] ---
    Now sign this!
[10:11] ---
    Sure thing!
[10:15] ---
    I figured it'd turn out like this...
[10:34] ---
    It's one person 300 meters north!
[10:36] ---
    300 meters?! He's already
    that close?! Kosuna, did you-
[10:40] ---
    I did it!
[10:42] ---
    I'll have you know it was tough
    to do while dragging your body!
[10:47] ---
    He has an advanced desert suit!
[10:48] ---
    Advanced?!
[10:50] ---
    It has incredible scouting abilities!
[10:52] ---
    Don't assume ordinary stuff
    will work on it!
[10:57] ---
    It's that good?!
[10:59] ---
    It wiped out 13 fully-equipped
    mercenaries in the blink of an eye!
[11:04] ---
    Why couldn't you have mentioned
    that BEFORE I signed?
[11:08] ---
    Not like this is new, though...
[11:17] ---
    He's shooting at us!
[11:18] ---
    Damn! He can hit stuff that far
    away in the desert at night?!
[11:22] ---
    I told you! It's an advanced suit!
[11:28] ---
    We're just sitting ducks at this rate!
[11:30] ---
    Do you have any kind of plan?!
[11:32] ---
    No ammo! Bad spot! For now, we just run!
[11:35] ---
    Eh?!
[11:37] ---
    Just get in a line!
[11:38] ---
    R-right!
[11:40] ---
    Hold it! Junko stays in back!
[11:43] ---
    How come?!
[11:49] ---
    Damn! I can't shoot
    with Junko in the way!
[11:53] ---
    Lucky bastards!
[11:59] ---
    Damn you, Asagiri Junko!
    Who are you trying to use this time?!
[12:06] ---
    He fell for it. He's surprisingly dumb.
[12:14] ---
    No good! He's still alive!
[12:16] ---
    Dammit! I would've planted a
    real bomb had I known this'd happen!
[12:20] ---
    What's wrong with you?!
    Of course a gas bomb wouldn't work!
[12:23] ---
    A real bomb would've blown the helmet up!
[12:27] ---
    You were planning to go back for it?
[12:30] ---
    Shut up! Just run!
[12:36] ---
    Asagiri...
[12:39] ---
    ...Junko!
[12:59] ---
    Think we lost him?
[13:01] ---
    Yeah, probably.
[13:04] ---
    It'd be impossible to long-range snipe
    here in this rock forest...
[13:08] ---
    Now we can pull
    ourselves together again...
[13:11] ---
    I wouldn't be so sure.
[13:12] ---
    Huh?
[13:14] ---
    One week.
[13:16] ---
    For one week I did everything
    possible to get away from him!
[13:20] ---
    But he always managed to corner you?
[13:25] ---
    Think you can tell us everything?
[13:28] ---
    You've heard of Uzumaki Chemicals, right?
[13:30] ---
    The North Oasis desert suit company?
[13:33] ---
    That suit was developed there.
[13:36] ---
    After analyzing unearthed
    Dark Age technology without permission.
[13:40] ---
    Contraband, huh?!
[13:42] ---
    No wonder it's such a pain in the ass...
[13:44] ---
    The guy after me helped develop
    that suit; his name's Tanigawa.
[13:50] ---
    So, why is he after you?
[13:53] ---
    I originally got close to him to
    get at Uzumaki Chemicals' secrets...
[14:00] ---
    "Club Basue"
[14:02] ---
    Junko! Run off with me!
[14:04] ---
    Eh?!
[14:05] ---
    If we sell this Dark Age drive to a
    rival company, we'll be filthy rich!
[14:10] ---
    W-what are you saying?!
[14:12] ---
    You know how I feel!
[14:14] ---
    Let's live enjoyable, rich lives together!
[14:17] ---
    Are you crazy?
[14:19] ---
    Eh?!
[14:22] ---
    It's contraband. It's not something
    you can handle privately, you know?
[14:26] ---
    B-but I!
[14:28] ---
    Let me be frank!
[14:31] ---
    The reason I got close to you
[14:33] ---
    was because you worked for
    a big technology company!
[14:36] ---
    What worth does a butt-ugly man
    who quit his company have?!
[14:39] ---
    D-damn you!
[14:47] ---
    Junko!
[14:49] ---
    Don't toy with me! I swear
[14:52] ---
    I WILL make you my woman!
[14:58] ---
    You didn't need to be that harsh...
[15:00] ---
    That'd make anyone mad...
[15:02] ---
    But he just pissed me off!
[15:09] ---
    Uzumaki Chemicals, Ltd.
    Desert Suit, Fisheye Special!
[15:16] ---
    Equipment size and power
    consumption successfully reduced!
[15:20] ---
    Also comes fully equipped
    with embedded AC,
[15:23] ---
    a large-screen display,
    and enhanced recon equipment!
[15:26] ---
    Its comfortable fit is impossible
    to imagine from its sluggish exterior!
[15:31] ---
    It can also remain in continued
    operation twice the normal amount!
[15:35] ---
    "Twice"
[15:36] ---
    Twice! Twice!
[15:39] ---
    ...in a nutshell.
[15:40] ---
    Wow!
[15:41] ---
    Twice the operation
    means twice the income!
[15:46] ---
    Think you can handle him?
[15:47] ---
    If I beat someone that awesome,
    will you fall for me?!
[15:51] ---
    I dunno... I can't say anything
    for sure until you do beat him up...
[15:55] ---
    This is seriously bad!
[15:57] ---
    I'm the only one with recon equipment,
    we have almost no ammo left,
[16:01] ---
    and the temperature's
    almost in the negatives
[16:03] ---
    but I can't use my heater
    now that I'm on my last battery!
[16:08] ---
    I've already been
    shivering for a while now!
[16:10] ---
    My night suit is perfect at
    retaining warmth, so I'm just fine!
[16:16] ---
    The real problem is he'll still
    catch us no matter how much we run...
[16:40] ---
    Junko...
[16:46] ---
    Drink up!
[16:47] ---
    Thanks!
[16:50] ---
    You're so smart, Tanigawa-san!
    You're wonderful!
[16:53] ---
    No, you're too kind!
[16:56] ---
    "Client List- South Oasis
    (20-40) FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY"
[16:58] ---
    I'm sorry... If your company finds out,
[17:01] ---
    you'll be in so much trouble!
[17:03] ---
    It's all right! This is
    no big deal at all!
[17:11] ---
    What worth does a butt-ugly man
    who quit his company have?
[17:16] ---
    There!
[17:25] ---
    What the?!
[17:25] ---
    He's here!
[17:26] ---
    Say what?!
[17:27] ---
    Where's he shooting from?!
[17:29] ---
    He's sniping between the rock pillars!
[17:32] ---
    That's insane! No one
    can shoot that good!
[17:38] ---
    Damn, he's persistent!
[17:40] ---
    Cover and darkness don't matter to him!
[17:43] ---
    He systematically corners
    his prey before finishing it off!
[17:46] ---
    Kosuna! Blinders!
[17:47] ---
    Right!
[17:54] ---
    This should buy us a little time-
[17:57] ---
    It's no use! I told you
    ordinary tactics won't work!
[18:01] ---
    Damn it!
[18:04] ---
    Ugh! Watch your step,
    you don't have your night scope!
[18:09] ---
    Looks like this is the end!
[18:11] ---
    Master?!
[18:12] ---
    What're you saying?!
[18:14] ---
    Ain't no way we can beat that monster!
[18:17] ---
    You're pathetic!
    What happened to winning me over?!
[18:21] ---
    You're supposed to be the great Sunabozu!
    Quit pissin' your pants!
[18:25] ---
    What'd you say, you damn-
[18:27] ---
    P-pissing?
[18:30] ---
    You're a man!
[18:32] ---
    That means you're supposed to save weak-
[18:36] ---
    M- Master?
[18:37] ---
    --Pissing! Pissing! Pissing!
[18:38] ---
    --Kan-chan... Are you alright?
[18:40] ---
    That's it! Why didn't I think of it?!
[18:53] ---
    I finally caught you.
[18:58] ---
    What happened to your help?
[19:01] ---
    They're hiding. Your head's in both
    of their crosshairs as we speak.
[19:06] ---
    There's nobody within a 200 meter radius.
[19:09] ---
    No one can snipe from over 200 meters
    in a rock forest during the day,
[19:12] ---
    much less at night.
[19:15] ---
    There's no way to know unless you try.
[19:21] ---
    Another blinder?! How pointless...
[19:24] ---
    I dunno. I wouldn't say so.
[19:27] ---
    What?!
[19:45] ---
    Alright!
[19:46] ---
    Impossible! There was
    nothing on my radar!
[19:49] ---
    Where was he hiding-
[19:51] ---
    Ditch the suit. Any funny moves
    and I'll kill you.
[19:55] ---
    Mud?!
[19:56] ---
    Now I see! You covered yourself
    in cool mud to conceal your heat!
[20:00] ---
    And that blinder warmed up the area
[20:04] ---
    to make it even harder to see me...
[20:07] ---
    Even the best equipment
    works the same, right?
[20:11] ---
    B-but where'd the mud come from?!
    How'd you get mud in a desert?!
[20:19] ---
    Hey!
[20:20] ---
    You BETTER not look! Or listen!
[20:23] ---
    So this is Junko's pee-pee!
[20:26] ---
    --Pervert!
[20:27] ---
    --Ooh!
[20:27] ---
    I- I'm so jealous!
[20:30] ---
    Hey, now!
[20:31] ---
    Ugh! To think high-tech
    would lose to pee!
[20:38] ---
    It really is incredible...
[20:40] ---
    Eh?
[20:41] ---
    There's still so much out there
    you'll never know unless you try...
[20:46] ---
    This's what you get when you put
    too much faith in machines, boyo!
[20:50] ---
    Now do you get it?!
[20:52] ---
    It looks like you
    learned a lot this time,
[20:55] ---
    but it just goes to show
    how much of a spoiled novice you are!
[21:02] ---
    C'mon, quit blubberin' and strip!
[21:05] ---
    C-could you tell me one last thing?!
[21:08] ---
    What?!
[21:09] ---
    How did you know I would
    come out here instead of sniping?
[21:14] ---
    'Cause if I were you, I wouldn't
    want some unknown man and Junko
[21:17] ---
    to be together even for a minute...
[21:22] ---
    So you saw through everything...
[21:31] ---
    OK, that's enough! Now hand
    the damn thing over!
[21:38] ---
    C-crap!
[21:48] ---
    G-get back here!
[21:52] ---
    Damn!
[21:54] ---
    I underestimated him!
[21:58] ---
    Guess I'm not one to talk about Junko...
[22:02] ---
    How uncool...
[22:04] ---
    Master!
[22:06] ---
    
[23:56] ---
    It's Boob Lady of the Desert,
    Asagiri Junko!
[23:58] ---
    Oh no! I've been kidnapped?
    Someone save me.
[24:01] ---
    --Shut up! Listen! You're-
    --Hold on! That boob girl-
[24:03] ---
    -- -belongs to me!
    -- -belongs to me!
[24:04] ---
    No! Please don't fight over me, you two!
[24:06] ---
    ...Men.
[24:07] ---
    Next episode is
    "Frustration and Despair"!
[24:09] ---
    Miss it and you'll be called "Chi-chan"!