1 - The Demon and the Double D's
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"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
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I am the one!
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Push on ahead as you like, yeah
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Oh, listen closely to me
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and speak the name
of the desert god
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Clench your teeth
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When your heart starts
to tremble with heat...
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Stop it! It'll only
bring destruction
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Let's do it, oh, angel
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Now is the time to
stand up and be strong
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A sad history, a
hidden big story
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That's the mystery
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There's nothing certain
about what tomorrow holds
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so living through this moment
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is my mission alone
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The Great Kanto Desert.
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The temperature exceeds 50
degrees Celsius in the afternoon,
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and plummets below freezing at night.
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Here lie the ruins of a
civilization whose transgressions
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brought about its downfall centuries prior.
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One could even say that they are
grave-posts for those who died here.
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As for their surviving descendants...
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...they clearly haven't
learned a damn thing.
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"Ghost and Boobies"
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Honey...!
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Hurry up! We're dead meat if they catch us!
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Are you all right, Namiko?!
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Mommy... I'm hungry...!
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This isn't the time for that...!
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Honey...!
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Whoa!
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You ain't goin' nowhere!
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No! Stop!
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Let Mommy go...!
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Namiko...!
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Ain't no escape now...!
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Leave everything ya got on the ground!
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Not like it matters, we're
gonna rob your corpses anyway!
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Oh no! I'm going to be raped!
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Damn woman, gettin' our hopes up...!
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Who'd ever want you?!
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Damn you!
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Hey, you from the Kawazu Clan?
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What the...?
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You're a puny li'l runt...!
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You the guys who attacked
the oasis transport trucks
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at Water Station ♪45 three days ago?
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And what if...
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...we are?!
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What if we are?!
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What if we are?!
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I've been hired to retrieve
someone's treasure from you.
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Just so ya know, if you're a
government official then you're dead!
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And you're dead if you're a bounty hunter!
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Let's just say you're dead anyways!
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No government official would ever
come somewhere this dangerous.
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And all bounty hunters do
is bully weaker people.
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Though it's thanks to them
that jobs come my way...
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If you tell me where your
dumbass boss is, I'll let you go.
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Did I make you mad?
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What a pain...
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Think we wasted too much ammo?!
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Look up there!
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W-w-what?! He's flying!
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Is he a ghost?!
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Wait, a ghost...?!
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The "Ghost of the Desert"...?
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Huh...?
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What the hell did you do to us...?
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Tasteless, odorless, and colorless!
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Super instant paralysis spray!
Works good, huh?
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That ain't fair...
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I'm known far and wide for
always carrying out my jobs.
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I don't want to lose that reputation...
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...so I'll do anything.
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Now tell me where your hideout is!
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--Take this! And this!
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--You're so mean!
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57, 58, 59, 60...
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Well, then.
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You sure were lucky to be
saved for only 200,000 a head.
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See ya.
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Honey...!
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Forgive me for being so weak...!
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I can't say no to a ghost...!
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Honey...!
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Eh? Masami's group is missing?
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We can't get 'em on the radio, either...
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They were supposed to be
in charge of West 33 today...
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They're probably off
having "fun" elsewhere.
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Well, they can just forget about
their after-dinner pudding!
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Yessir! I'll give them a talking to!
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No pudding, no pudding...!
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No pudding, no pudding...!
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I will eat their pudding.
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"Kawazu Clan Boss -
Kawazu Makoto, Age 37"
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Pudding, pudding! My dear pudding!
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Yummy!
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Bad news!
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What's wrong?!
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There was a letter at the entrance...!
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It's a letter from the Sunabouzu!
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Sunabouzu?
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That handyman who's been
crushing various clans lately
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with his strange "magic"?
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Sounds interesting. Read it.
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Yes, sir...!
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"Dear Loser Kawazu Boss..."
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"I've come for your head. Fight me!"
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"There's no point running,
'cause I'm gonna kill your sorry ass."
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"I also took care of your
three loser henchmen."
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"See you soon, Idiot Boss
of the Moron Clan."
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Eep...
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Whoa, even after all that trash talk...
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...he's not upset one bit...
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Talk about cool...
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That's our boss...!
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"P.S. Your mommy has an outie!"
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Mommy does not have an outie...!
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The boss is mad!
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His Hulkosis...!
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Run...!
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None of my business.
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Fine, whatever.
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Ok, now...!
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A babe!
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With boobs!
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Are you all right, Miss?! Allow me to--
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Aah!
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"Handy"
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I'm sorry. I thought you were a bandit...
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B-but what are you doing out here...?
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In those sexy, I mean, light clothes,
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you'll develop heatstroke and
blisters in half a day...!
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Actually... I'm...!
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I'm...!
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Please save me!
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Save you? From what...?
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That awful, vicious Kawazu
Clan forced me to go with them,
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but I just managed to escape...!
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Hey, there!
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Forced?!
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Their boss told me I was going to
make pudding for the rest of my life
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in his mom's place...
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Isn't that just horrible?
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--Forced? To do what, exactly...?!
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--But I guess I'm just too cute, so...
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Please! You're my only hope!
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Don't cry, Milady.
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I, too, have some business
with the Kawazu Clan.
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Once I'm done, I shall
accompany you to an oasis.
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Come to think of it, they did
say they lost some guards...
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Does that mean you're--
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Damn, I've been found out...
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What's wrong, Madam?!
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I suddenly feel weak
now that I feel safe...
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This girl desperately
needs me right now...!
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She completely depends on me!
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She can't live without me...!
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You're gonna pay, Kawazu Clan...!
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By the way, is the Kawazu
hideout around here?
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Right over there.
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"Signpost"
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Whoa. Now that's obvious...
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Yes...
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There ain't anything here...
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That's the Sunabouzu?
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Pretty puny if you ask me...
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You idiot! Don't let your guard down!
He's the Ghost of the Desert!
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What're you so scared about?
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I'll take him down with one shot...!
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Huh?! He's looking this way!
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You moron! Just shoot already!
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That ain't ordinary shotgun ammo!
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Them's grenades!
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These bums are 100 years
too early to ambush me
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without any real equipment!
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Don't let him escape! Fire! Fire!
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Take this! And this! And this!
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Crap!
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Fire! Fire!
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Whew, I'm pooped...
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Now what? I used too much ammo...
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Oh well, I can just add it to the bill...!
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You guys're annoying! Eat this!
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There's only one of him! Get him!
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Crap... I better retreat for now...!
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The dumbass ran in there!
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Trap him like a rat!
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What's that...?!
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Crap!
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Morons!
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Pretty good!
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But not as good as the
rumors say, Sunabouzu!
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You're one helluva moron to call
us out here and fall into our trap!
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That's one ugly mug...!
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He must lead a tough life. Hulkosis, huh...
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Called you out here?!
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You the Kawazu Boss?
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Indeed!
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I came to get the treasure
around your neck,
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but I've suddenly decided to
crush the lot of you as well.
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Are you insane?! How do you expect
to get outta this situation?!
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Just go ahead and try it!
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How dare you kill Masami and the others!
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Don't expect to die peacefully!
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That three-man squad? I didn't kill 'em.
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I tied 'em up and tossed
'em in some building.
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Mommy does not have an outie!
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Huh?!
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Bastard! Trying to play dumb?!
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You can't lie after sending
that letter, dumbass!
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Dumbass? I got no idea what
you're talking about...!
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I've had enough of this...!
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A smokescreen!
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Kill him!
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Alright! That's enough.
Bring his carcass here.
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Huh...?
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He ain't anywhere!
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Look harder!
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He got blasted to smithereens.
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Damn...!
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Look up there!
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The dude's flying!
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He is a ghost!
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There's more of him!
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Ghosts!
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There are no such things as ghosts!
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Blew him clean away!
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What's that?!
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Boss! Look!
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Your mommy has an outie!
Your mommy has an outie!
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My--
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My mommy does not have an outie!
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Your mommy has an outie!
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She does not --
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Your mommy has an outie!
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--have an outie!
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Your mommy has an outie!
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You got that?!
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Your mommy has an outie!
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Damn you! Damn you! Damn you!
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Damn you! Damn you! You got that?!
So shut the hell up!
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Do you know why they call me the Sunabouzu?
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Mommy does not have an outie...
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A balloon...?
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The boss...!
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He lost...!
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How did he fly like that...?
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That was spooky...
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No human can do that...!
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He's a ghost!
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The Ghost of the Desert - the Sunabouzu!
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Piece of cake--
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Huh? Oh, Boobie Lady...!
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You're pretty good! I got a nice,
good look at how you work!
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You're too kind...!
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I'm here to get this too, you see.
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Eh?!
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My client is the same as yours, of course.
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It's nothing that great, but I
guess it's really important to him
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because he's been throwing lots
of money around to get it back!
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Don't tell me that huge explosion was--
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Yep. That was me.
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I figured having the famous
Sunabouzu-san and the Kawazu Clan
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stamp each other out first
would be the easiest way...
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I'm Asagiri Junko.
I'll do anything for money.
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Hey, wait...!
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I expect to be your rival from
now on, so I'll see you around!
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Don't tell me I've been tricked...?!
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Not me...!
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That's so totally uncool...!
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The Great Kanto Desert.
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In this hellish desert, man,
the most violent and powerful creature
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in the history of the earth...
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Asagiri Junko! Just you watch!
I will get it back...!
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You will pay for crushing
a man's pure heart!
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Don't think you've won!
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I'm known far and wide for
always carrying out my jobs!
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...continues to thrive to this
day, bursting with avarice.
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Wonder what I should do
when I catch that wench...?!
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I could do all kinds of things
with those humongous boobies...!
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I'm coming for you!
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Seriously, those were huge...!
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One circle... Two circles...
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One more big circle...
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A billowing raincoat...
(It's a cape!)
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Oh, let's not forget
the sunshade now...
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(His heart is pitch black!
His heart is pitch black!)
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Give him a Winchester and
suddenly you have Sunabouzu!
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He'll run again
today! (Run again)
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Through the desert!
(Even if forced to do jobs)
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He'll go forth again tomorrow!
(Go forth again)
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(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
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(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
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(Until he gets the Boobie Lady!)
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Yo! Ghost of the Desert, Sunabouzu here!
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Next episode's boob lady is awesome!
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Hey! My mom is no boob lady!
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On the next Sunabouzu -
Sand and Rain
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Miss it and you're dead meat!
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