18 - Too Close for Comfort

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[01:22] ---
    "Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
[01:33] ---
    Say, Miss, did you catch
    the episode the other day?
[01:37] ---
    That giant-chested girl showed up
    with another job for my master.
[01:40] ---
    It was another one of those stupid,
    "Oh, protect me!" jobs.
[01:44] ---
    I naturally said no,
    but my master's so dumb...
[01:47] ---
    So now the Sunabo group
    is in a real pickle!
[01:51] ---
    "Frustration and Despair"
[01:53] ---
    Be sure to watch it, Miss!
[02:11] ---
    J- Junko?!
[02:16] ---
    H-hey! Wait!
[02:21] ---
    Everyone! Dinner's ready!
[02:26] ---
    --We humbly accept this!
[02:26] ---
    --We humbly accept this!
[02:29] ---
    Eh?! Another one?!
[02:31] ---
    Yes, our sixth!
[02:32] ---
    You'll just have to work even harder, Dad!
[02:35] ---
    You got me there!
[02:40] ---
    I- I'm too late!
[02:59] ---
    Just a dream... A horrible dream...
[03:04] ---
    Oh no! Junko!
[03:06] ---
    The moon's already that high?! Shit!
[03:14] ---
    I hurt all over from sleeping so weird...
[03:17] ---
    Taiko! You-
[03:20] ---
    Master. You're awake.
[03:22] ---
    Hey, now!
[03:23] ---
    What is a teenage girl thinking,
    crawling into a man's sleeping bag?!
[03:28] ---
    Though I CAN understand how
    you fell for my incredible charm!
[03:32] ---
    What're you talking about?!
[03:34] ---
    I was helping you warm up after
    you fainted and nearly froze to death!
[03:42] ---
    Eww! He smells like pee!
[03:48] ---
    It would've been easy
    enough to use my AC,
[03:52] ---
    but I can't use my recon equipment
    if my battery runs out!
[03:56] ---
    Which is why I reluctantly kept you warm!
[04:11] ---
    I assume you're going to
    chase him to get the girl back?
[04:14] ---
    You know me!
[04:23] ---
    Hurry! This is a
    matter of utmost urgency!
[04:26] ---
    Hurry? It's already
    been two hours since then.
[04:31] ---
    I bet they're already-
[04:32] ---
    D-d-don't be stupid!
[04:34] ---
    Junko would never let that
    jack-off just do her!
[04:37] ---
    That's true!
[04:39] ---
    You couldn't do her and you
    had 9 or 10 days to try!
[04:46] ---
    Please don't remind me.
[04:49] ---
    B-but if he ties her up or drugs her,
[04:52] ---
    --Master. Master!
[04:52] ---
    --she wouldn't-
[04:54] ---
    What?! You're annoying!
[05:20] ---
    T-t-three of those new suits!
[05:23] ---
    Crap! Those're Uzumaki pursuers!
[05:26] ---
    Do you suppose they overlooked us?
[05:28] ---
    Well, they ARE wearing
    prohibited stuff too...
[05:31] ---
    They probably can't afford
    to cause a big hubbub...
[05:34] ---
    But if we're up against
    four of those Specials...
[05:39] ---
    What do we do? We have
    practically no ammunition left!
[05:44] ---
    No choice. An enemy's an enemy.
[05:49] ---
    Kosuna!
[05:51] ---
    What's our exact location?
    Wasn't there an old mine nearby?
[05:55] ---
    Let's see... It's one hour west of here.
[05:59] ---
    Great! We're takin' a side trip!
[06:16] ---
    Don't tell me you're trying to do
    something about the transmitter?
[06:20] ---
    You could tell?
[06:22] ---
    Yeah...
[06:23] ---
    Is it OK to take it apart here?
    Isn't it a sensitive device?
[06:27] ---
    It's sink or swim.
    As long as I have this, I-
[06:32] ---
    I think it's too late now, though...
[06:36] ---
    I guess I got carried away...
[06:38] ---
    Everything before went so well,
    even though it wasn't me doing it...
[06:44] ---
    The Sunabozu, was it?
[06:47] ---
    I've never seen anyone
    with such eyes before!
[06:51] ---
    But I sure was scared
    against your first helper!
[06:54] ---
    I was truly terrified...
[06:56] ---
    I somehow managed thanks to the Special,
[06:59] ---
    but the second guy was
    probably pretty well-known.
[07:02] ---
    The third was an eastern bounty hunter,
    and the fourth, an outlaw...
[07:07] ---
    Every last one was useless.
[07:13] ---
    How many died, do you think?
[07:21] ---
    W-what the?!
[07:22] ---
    It's the Sunabozu!
[07:24] ---
    What?!
[07:25] ---
    He's finally here!
[07:27] ---
    Help! Kan-chan! He's in
    his underwear right now!
[07:31] ---
    Hey! Tanigawa!
[07:42] ---
    So you ARE here!
[07:45] ---
    Did you make up with your girl?!
[07:47] ---
    The chairman's fumin' mad!
[07:56] ---
    Check this out, man!
[07:57] ---
    What?! What's going on?! Who are they?!
[08:01] ---
    P-p-pursuers from the company!
[08:06] ---
    Eh?
[08:09] ---
    The three D, E, and F-Type Specials!
[08:13] ---
    And these voices belong to the
    mercenaries who tested the Specials!
[08:18] ---
    Hey, Seiji!
[08:20] ---
    You got 10 minutes! Come out quietly
    and we'll spare your life!
[08:25] ---
    You know what happens after 10 minutes!
[08:27] ---
    We blow you into tiny pieces!
[08:29] ---
    You're gonna surrender, right?!
    I don't wanna die here!
[08:35] ---
    Sorry! I surrender-
[08:41] ---
    Even if we do surrender,
    they won't let us live!
[08:43] ---
    The fate of the company is at stake!
[08:56] ---
    I'll draw them out.
    You use that chance to run!
[09:00] ---
    Seiji! You'd-
[09:02] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea!
    I'm not dying for you!
[09:06] ---
    There's still so much I want to do!
    I WILL survive!
[09:18] ---
    Well, it's been 10 minutes.
[09:20] ---
    Dumb bastard...
[09:22] ---
    Let's do it!
[09:38] ---
    There you are, C-Type!
[09:43] ---
    He can hit from that distance?!
[09:44] ---
    If you input the gun's abilities,
[09:47] ---
    it'll automatically aim for you
    depending on the target's distance!
[09:50] ---
    That's a Special for ya!
[09:52] ---
    Turns a spoiled amateur
    into a professional killer!
[09:57] ---
    There he goes!
[09:58] ---
    What the hell?! He's just
    gonna ditch the girl?!
[10:01] ---
    Hell if I know!
[10:02] ---
    Don't kill her! I got a
    ton of stuff to ask her!
[10:05] ---
    Asshole! I'll stop you!
[10:09] ---
    Drive him into the valley!
[10:10] ---
    I'll take the right!
[10:11] ---
    Akaike! Kill the girl!
    He's trying to let her escape!
[10:14] ---
    I know!
[10:16] ---
    Watch yourself! She's one hell of a fox!
[10:20] ---
    Leave her to me!
[10:39] ---
    Yo.
[10:40] ---
    You got some nerve, Engineer.
[10:43] ---
    Is she that hot of a chick?
[10:45] ---
    Y-yeah...
[10:48] ---
    I love 'em like that!
[11:03] ---
    I've been spotted!
[11:07] ---
    From his head?!
[11:10] ---
    What?!
[11:13] ---
    Bastard had help!
[11:14] ---
    Damn! Fall back for now!
[11:16] ---
    Huh?! They're fleeing!
[11:18] ---
    Those're some real pros. They retreated
    without any hesitation at all.
[11:23] ---
    When the situation gets out of hand,
    the best thing to do is run away.
[11:27] ---
    Catch.
[11:29] ---
    Wouldn't you prefer that?
[11:32] ---
    Think I'll borrow me this one.
[11:37] ---
    What is he doing?
[11:40] ---
    This thing is loaded...
[11:50] ---
    They're after you and Junko.
[11:53] ---
    I'm only after Junko.
[11:56] ---
    In other words, the three of them
    are our common enemies.
[12:00] ---
    We can always settle our score
    after we've taken care of them, right?
[12:16] ---
    Why do I have to put up with this crap?!
[12:20] ---
    Nice ass, fox!
[12:29] ---
    Ugh!
[12:31] ---
    What the?
[12:35] ---
    It's the Sunabozu's signal!
[12:42] ---
    How far am I supposed to run?!
[12:45] ---
    Left?!
[12:48] ---
    What the?! It's a dead end!
[12:51] ---
    Checkmate, Missy.
[12:55] ---
    What a hottie you are!
[12:57] ---
    Don't kill me! I'll do anything you say!
[13:00] ---
    Anything?
[13:01] ---
    Yes! Anything at all!
[13:03] ---
    A blow job, a hand job,
    or even feet stuff if you want!
[13:08] ---
    Even anal?
[13:21] ---
    O-of course.
[13:23] ---
    Sounds good!
[13:24] ---
    So spare me! OK?!
[13:27] ---
    OK?!
[13:29] ---
    But I'm not good with live women.
[13:37] ---
    He dodged it?!
[13:41] ---
    Who the hell are you?!
[13:44] ---
    Come on! Get out here!
[13:46] ---
    I- I'm dead! Damn it!
[13:49] ---
    Come on, come on, come on!
[13:59] ---
    Don't get carried away, moron!
[14:01] ---
    Master!
[14:03] ---
    The Special got away...
[14:05] ---
    Damn! They really are
    flawless bastards!
[14:08] ---
    He has eyes on his back!
[14:11] ---
    After I got that dumb broad to
    lure him into a dead end, too!
[14:14] ---
    Who's a dumb broad?!
[14:16] ---
    Oh, you're alive.
[14:17] ---
    Will you cut the crap?!
[14:19] ---
    You'll use me as bullet protection
    and bait for that moron Seiji-
[14:24] ---
    S- Seiji?!
[14:25] ---
    Yeah, we're a team until we
    take care of those Uzumaki thugs.
[14:30] ---
    I couldn't play around anymore...
[14:36] ---
    What the hell's going on?!
[14:38] ---
    Well, only two hours 'till sunup.
[14:42] ---
    Just one last push.
[14:43] ---
    Do you have a plan or something?
[14:45] ---
    You know I'm not the kind to take
    action if there's no way to win...
[14:50] ---
    But how can we win in this situation?!
[14:53] ---
    It's almost dawn.
[14:56] ---
    What're you talking about?
[15:14] ---
    Two unknown accomplices.
    And we fell right into their ambush...
[15:19] ---
    Can't show mercy anymore.
[15:21] ---
    We'll show that Seiji bastard
[15:24] ---
    just how strong his Specials really are!
[15:50] ---
    Seiji. You out-and-out engineer.
[15:53] ---
    You shoulda just jacked off
    at your desk like a good boy!
[16:24] ---
    Damn! They're gettin'
    way too trigger-happy!
[16:26] ---
    How can we possibly win this?!
[16:29] ---
    We're done for!
[16:30] ---
    Five...
[16:31] ---
    Four...
[16:33] ---
    Three...
[16:34] ---
    Two...
[16:36] ---
    One...
[16:37] ---
    Master! It's here!
[16:42] ---
    We made it!
[16:43] ---
    Here it comes!
[16:52] ---
    Yes!
[17:02] ---
    Those tanks!
[17:16] ---
    It's the government army!
[17:18] ---
    That's right!
[17:23] ---
    I told you we'd settle the score
    after we took care of them.
[17:27] ---
    As you can see,
    they're pretty much done for.
[17:31] ---
    Damn! Where'd THEY come from?!
[17:35] ---
    Give yourselves up.
    You are completely surrounded.
[17:41] ---
    Give yourselves up. You are completely-
[17:44] ---
    Government army, my ass!
[17:49] ---
    Don't tell me YOU called them here?!
[17:51] ---
    There's an old mine nearby that
    used to be under government control.
[17:56] ---
    Hidden inside is a top-secret
    direct hotline to the government.
[18:01] ---
    Hotline?!
[18:02] ---
    Yep, a line only nice people helpful
    to the government know about.
[18:09] ---
    You squealed?! Are you a government dog?!
[18:11] ---
    Government dog?
[18:14] ---
    Sure, whatever. I don't care
    what you call me!
[18:19] ---
    Just think about it.
    We're enemies of a huge company now!
[18:23] ---
    Even after this, they're just
    gonna send more and more after us.
[18:27] ---
    In which case...
[18:29] ---
    ...the only choice is
    to crush the whole company.
[18:34] ---
    C-crush the company?!
[18:40] ---
    Defeat the enemy! No matter the cost,
    and as completely as possible!
[19:06] ---
    T-the company!
[19:08] ---
    Thanks to your uproar,
[19:12] ---
    we're now aware of Uzumaki's wronging.
[19:15] ---
    I doubt the northern
    government doesn't know.
[19:19] ---
    The company executives will most
    likely be put to death for treason,
[19:24] ---
    and the nearly 1000 employees
    and their families cast into the desert.
[19:31] ---
    A-all because of me...
[19:44] ---
    No! The company is to blame!
[19:47] ---
    It's because the company
    tried to get rid of me!
[19:51] ---
    Dumb man. He rushed
    ahead without thinking...
[19:55] ---
    This is why I hate na ve nerds!
[19:58] ---
    You know it's all your fault!
[19:59] ---
    Asagiri Junko.
[20:02] ---
    We'd like to ask you some things as well.
[20:04] ---
    Could you accompany us?
[20:06] ---
    Eh?
[20:07] ---
    I hear you're doing some
    interesting things up north.
[20:11] ---
    No, I'm not going to arrest you.
    I was hoping you might assist us...
[20:14] ---
    N-n-not so fast!
[20:17] ---
    Kan-chan!
[20:18] ---
    Yes?
[20:18] ---
    I still haven't gotten
    paid for this woman yet!
[20:22] ---
    If you take off with her, I can't-
[20:26] ---
    See?! It's an official
    government contract-
[20:36] ---
    W-what the hell-
[20:39] ---
    Master!
[20:41] ---
    Quit it-
[20:43] ---
    Nothing ever happened here,
    nor have you seen anything.
[20:48] ---
    Got that?
[20:50] ---
    Kan-chan!
[20:52] ---
    Let go of me!
    What're you doing to my master?!
[20:56] ---
    Master!
[20:57] ---
    Master!
[20:58] ---
    Master!
[21:01] ---
    Please say something! Are you
    all right?! This is horrible!
[21:07] ---
    Master!
[21:26] ---
    They hauled everyone off...
[21:29] ---
    What was the point of
    all our hard work today?
[21:35] ---
    Still, that evil-breasted lady
    got what she deserved!
[21:39] ---
    She deserves to suffer once in a while!
[21:41] ---
    Let's go.
[21:52] ---
    Master didn't say a single word
[21:54] ---
    --on the way home.
[21:54] ---
    --Master! Wait for me!
[21:56] ---
    I couldn't help but sense
    something very ominous
[22:00] ---
    in the unusual ambience...
[22:04] ---
    But to think the contract
    would be torn up...
[23:56] ---
    Yo. Ghost of the Desert, Sunabozu here.
[23:57] ---
    What's wrong?
[23:58] ---
    Please cheer up!
[24:00] ---
    Look, if I squeeze my arms together,
    I can sort of make cleavage!
[24:03] ---
    --Next episode is "Above and Below".
    --Uh... Umm...
[24:05] ---
    I- I know! Miss it, and it's Maiching!
[24:07] ---
    --I'm outta here.
    --M- Master! Master!
[24:18] ---