15 - The Girl Next Door

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[01:22] ---
    "Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
[02:35] ---
    Hey, you!
[02:37] ---
    Get back here!
[02:44] ---
    "Siblings and Childhood Friends"
[02:48] ---
    "Kawaguchi Fuyuo"
[02:49] ---
    "Kawaguchi Akio"
[02:49] ---
    "Mizuno Kanta"
[02:50] ---
    "Bus Stop"
[02:53] ---
    So what's this about?
[02:55] ---
    Where's the puny one, your student?
[02:58] ---
    She's usually scamperin' all around...
[03:01] ---
    Well, this ain't a job.
    What about that Haru-loser of yours?
[03:06] ---
    Now that the three of you combined
    finally equal one real man,
[03:09] ---
    he's pretty damn important.
[03:10] ---
    --Bastard...!
[03:11] ---
    --Haruo's got a date today.
[03:12] ---
    Oh, the usual boy toy?
[03:15] ---
    Why, you little...!
[03:17] ---
    Still, I'm impressed. You actually
    came unarmed like we said...
[03:22] ---
    Who needs guns to handle you guys?
[03:25] ---
    If we showed up with guns, we'd obviously
    shoot it out at some point...
[03:31] ---
    You'd be a waste of ammo...
[03:37] ---
    Listen. If they make any weird moves at all,
[03:41] ---
    fill their heads with lead!
[03:43] ---
    What great childhood friends;
    he doesn't even trust 'em one millimeter!
[03:53] ---
    It's Haruo!
[03:54] ---
    Childhood friends sure
    know how to think alike...!
[04:00] ---
    You owe us one.
[04:01] ---
    Huh?
[04:02] ---
    We saved you, remember?
[04:04] ---
    Huh? That was your job.
    How does that make me owe you?
[04:08] ---
    You're gonna help us with a job.
[04:10] ---
    Oh! Why didn't you just
    say you needed my help?!
[04:14] ---
    We don't! We're only doing this
    'cause Natsuko says to hire you!
[04:18] ---
    Eh?! Natsuko's coming back?!
[04:21] ---
    Brother's in danger...!
[04:26] ---
    Aw, crap...!
[04:28] ---
    Dammit...!
[04:35] ---
    --Hey!
[04:35] ---
    --Stop! Stop it!
[04:42] ---
    Can't trust you guys one bit!
[04:44] ---
    Like you're one to talk!
[04:45] ---
    So, is it true Natsuko's coming back?
[04:49] ---
    It's true.
[04:50] ---
    She works for the
    Oasis government now, right?
[04:53] ---
    Yeah.
[04:54] ---
    So this is a government job?
[04:56] ---
    Dunno. Says she'll explain
    when she gets here.
[05:00] ---
    So, when is she coming?
[05:04] ---
    There she is.
[05:09] ---
    Fuyu-niisan...!
[05:10] ---
    Aki-niisan...!
[05:12] ---
    Haruo...!
[05:13] ---
    It's good to see you, guys!
[05:16] ---
    Oh! You're so womanly now!
[05:19] ---
    Kan-chan?!
[05:20] ---
    Your boobs sure have grown!
    Because of me, I bet...!
[05:24] ---
    Oh, you...!
[05:26] ---
    So, what's this job...?
[05:28] ---
    A request from the government,
    of course. It'll be worth a lot!
[05:34] ---
    Wow! We'll gain prestige
    doing government work!
[05:38] ---
    Yeah, though this
    ain't our first time...!
[05:56] ---
    "West"
[05:58] ---
    ♪ "Someone else is in trouble today!" ♪
[06:02] ---
    ♪ "They're waiting for help somewhere!" ♪
[06:06] ---
    ♪ "That's precisely when we come in!" ♪
[06:10] ---
    ♪ "The hero of all,
    ally of the people!" ♪
[06:14] ---
    ♪ "Oh, oh! The West Oasis
    Handyman Guild!" ♪
[06:25] ---
    "Southwest Road"
[06:26] ---
    Such incredible equipment!
[06:28] ---
    Well, it IS an Oasis government truck!
[06:32] ---
    It looks so powerful!
[06:33] ---
    Well, it IS an Oasis government truck!
[06:36] ---
    It's so awesome that Natsuko-san
    is captain of this transport unit...!
[06:45] ---
    "Water Station ♪6"
[06:52] ---
    So much came out...!
[07:00] ---
    Tube connection complete!
[07:01] ---
    Open the valve!
[07:03] ---
    Commence suction!
[07:08] ---
    Master! It's sucking!
[07:10] ---
    Well, it IS an Oasis... vacuum car...
[07:15] ---
    What's wrong?
[07:17] ---
    I was expecting it to be a big job
    since it IS for the Oasis government,
[07:21] ---
    but it's just shit transport....
[07:23] ---
    Don't say that, Master!
[07:25] ---
    Even Natsuko-san said
    that this is an important job
[07:27] ---
    to help support food production
    in the West Oasis District...!
[07:31] ---
    Maybe so, but...
[07:33] ---
    No usin' the john like some big shot!
[07:36] ---
    B-but I'll pee myself...!
[07:38] ---
    You deserve to shit in the fields
    for disobeying the Oasis government!
[07:42] ---
    You bastard...!
[07:44] ---
    Ow...! What's the big idea?!
[07:48] ---
    Y-you're...
[07:49] ---
    ...the captain!
[07:52] ---
    Fertilizer is essential
    for vegetable fields.
[07:55] ---
    It helps support life
    in the Great Kanto Desert.
[07:58] ---
    Using violence against citizens
    who help produce that fertilizer
[08:02] ---
    is the height of stupidity!
[08:05] ---
    I'm sorry...! I'm sorry...!
[08:09] ---
    It's all right now.
    Please excrete with an easy mind.
[08:13] ---
    Thank you!
[08:17] ---
    S-so cool!
    Natsuko-san is a skilled beauty!
[08:22] ---
    That crybaby sure grew self-important!
[08:25] ---
    There's no time for playing around.
[08:30] ---
    Master. You ARE childhood friends, right?
[08:33] ---
    Of course!
[08:34] ---
    Me and Natsuko have TONS of
    beautiful childhood memories!
[08:39] ---
    It didn't look that way, though...
[08:41] ---
    We're going to the next water station
    before the sun sets. Hurry.
[08:44] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[08:46] ---
    N- Natsu-ne is awesome...!
    She's so quick and efficient...!
[08:51] ---
    That's a captain for ya.
    They gotta be cool...
[08:54] ---
    Don't neither of you be
    screwing up and shaming Natsuko!
[08:58] ---
    Be as cool as always!
[09:00] ---
    Let's kick a couple hundred bandit asses!
[09:04] ---
    It's almost like a picnic...
[09:06] ---
    Huh? Pic... niku (meat)...?
[09:10] ---
    What meat?
[09:11] ---
    I mean you seem to be having fun.
[09:14] ---
    But of course we are!
[09:15] ---
    It's not everyday we get
    such an honorable job!
[09:19] ---
    Only way you lame handymen
    can get Oasis government work
[09:24] ---
    is by being lucky to have a
    low-class captain for a sister...
[09:28] ---
    What'd you say?! Did you
    call Natsuko low-class?!
[09:31] ---
    We're hauling shit, you know! Shit!
[09:33] ---
    Ain't nobody would take this job!
[09:36] ---
    This crappy mission is perfect
    for a lowly captain not from the Oasis!
[09:42] ---
    Which makes you the rotting shit
[09:45] ---
    oozing beneath that lowly captain!
[09:50] ---
    Bastards...!
[09:52] ---
    You want some?!
[09:53] ---
    Yay! The rotting shit is mad!
[10:04] ---
    Natsuko...
[10:10] ---
    Sorry, Captain...!
[10:12] ---
    We thought we would say hello
    to the soldiers to be polite...
[10:18] ---
    Sorry! We'll get right back to work!
[10:22] ---
    We're finished here.
    We leave immediately.
[10:25] ---
    Yes, ma'am...!
[10:31] ---
    You idiot!
[10:34] ---
    What're you shaming Natsuko for?!
[10:37] ---
    S-sorry! I just snapped...
[10:40] ---
    Do something about that attitude!
[10:44] ---
    Totally.
[10:46] ---
    Don't add oil to the fire!
[10:54] ---
    Bodyguards?
[10:55] ---
    Yes! Done been five handymen
    besides the soldiers...!
[10:59] ---
    Could they have found out about us?
[11:01] ---
    No, five would be too few...
[11:03] ---
    They're no ordinary five.
[11:07] ---
    One of them is the Sunabozu.
[11:09] ---
    THE Sunabozu...?!
[11:11] ---
    Yes. The Ghost of the Desert.
[11:16] ---
    This'll be interesting, Sunabozu...
[11:29] ---
    Master, what did he mean when
    he said nobody would take this job?
[11:35] ---
    Crap IS valuable,
    but not worth much money.
[11:38] ---
    If you wanna rake in the dough,
    you need a big facility
[11:41] ---
    and hundreds of truckloads of shit.
[11:45] ---
    It must be really hard to sell...
[11:48] ---
    If someone DID go after it,
    he'd have to be a real big shot.
[11:51] ---
    No wonder there are so few people
    on such an important assignment...
[11:57] ---
    What happened?!
[12:00] ---
    What the...?
[12:02] ---
    Damn boulders are blockin' the way...!
[12:05] ---
    You five handymen! Go check it out!
[12:07] ---
    'Kay...
[12:10] ---
    Stay alert!
[12:14] ---
    What do you suppose it is?
[12:15] ---
    It's just a clich .
    There can't possibly be any enemies.
[12:22] ---
    Well? Can we get through?
[12:25] ---
    Maybe if we had some dynamite...
[12:27] ---
    Can't go around either.
[12:29] ---
    The sand's so deep around
    here the tires would get--
[12:33] ---
    What happened?!
[12:34] ---
    Electronic jamming!
    We can't contact anyone!
[12:52] ---
    It's a raid!
[12:54] ---
    A trap...?!
[13:05] ---
    Ow...! Dammit...! Thought I was
    a goner for sure this time...!
[13:10] ---
    F- Fuyu-niichan!
[13:12] ---
    You OK?! Oh crap...!
[13:15] ---
    Looks like he has broken ribs!
[13:16] ---
    Let's just hope his insides are OK...!
[13:18] ---
    Let's get back to the truck!
[13:20] ---
    I don't think so!
[13:22] ---
    Master...!
[13:36] ---
    Yo.
[13:37] ---
    Hey, Amagumo! What're you doin' out here?
[13:40] ---
    You're the same as ever, Sunabozu.
[13:43] ---
    I thought I'd settle
    the score from the other day...
[13:47] ---
    No...
[13:48] ---
    Maybe it already IS settled.
[13:53] ---
    Don't shoot!
[13:56] ---
    Don't shoot...!
[13:58] ---
    How pathetic...
[14:01] ---
    To think the South Oasis'
    ♪1 repo man, Amagumo-san...
[14:06] ---
    ...would stoop to being
    a grubby little bandit!
[14:08] ---
    And whose fault is that?!
[14:11] ---
    Don't tell me it's 'cause you
    screwed up all those jobs...!
[14:15] ---
    Quiet!
[14:17] ---
    It's time for you to die...
[14:20] ---
    I need to end this
    before the smokescreen clears...
[14:25] ---
    So he ordered that weapon
    the other day just for this...?!
[14:29] ---
    Which means he's completely prepared...!
[14:32] ---
    This ain't good...!
[14:34] ---
    Incidentally, you're after
    the West Oasis truck, right?!
[14:38] ---
    Master's starting a cheap trick...
[14:41] ---
    Do you know what's stored in that thing?!
[14:43] ---
    You'd be so shocked
    and bummed if you did!
[14:45] ---
    Shit, right?
[14:56] ---
    You attacked when you knew it was shit?
[14:58] ---
    But of course.
[15:07] ---
    T-that's awesome.
[15:08] ---
    I suppose.
[15:10] ---
    What's going on? What's the matter?
[15:13] ---
    He's frozen stiff...!
[15:18] ---
    I've never seen him this nervous before!
[15:22] ---
    N-now I see...!
[15:23] ---
    The fact they attacked knowingly
    means the enemy is a real big shot...!
[15:36] ---
    Blast! They got good recon...!
[15:39] ---
    Let's go, Haruo!
[15:40] ---
    Right!
[15:41] ---
    Jump on, Kosuna!
[15:42] ---
    Right!
[15:48] ---
    They have one exceptionally
    attractive commander...
[15:51] ---
    I like ones like that...
[15:53] ---
    It's a shame the Sunabozu got away.
[15:55] ---
    No matter. The plan itself
    went perfectly!
[16:02] ---
    Natsuko...
[16:03] ---
    I mean, Captain...
[16:05] ---
    Could we stop by a town with a doctor?
[16:07] ---
    Bro doesn't look good.
    He could have internal injuries...!
[16:12] ---
    I can't do that. We're heading
    straight for West Oasis.
[16:16] ---
    Returning this vehicle and cargo
    to the Oasis intact is top priority!
[16:20] ---
    Then he could--
[16:23] ---
    The captain's right.
[16:25] ---
    If we lose this car, we lose everything...
[16:29] ---
    It's best to haul ass
    when you're in trouble...!
[16:31] ---
    B-but...!
[16:34] ---
    How's the radio?!
[16:34] ---
    Still no luck!
[16:36] ---
    It's not that strong a signal,
[16:39] ---
    so how can it jam over such a wide area?
[16:42] ---
    It couldn't be...!
[16:46] ---
    What is this?!
[16:51] ---
    So that's why...!
[16:58] ---
    Master...!
[16:59] ---
    Dammit!
[17:13] ---
    Akio!
[17:16] ---
    You take the other end!
[17:17] ---
    Right!
[17:18] ---
    Shut this door and lock it!
[17:20] ---
    But...!
[17:21] ---
    That's an order! It's all over
    if they get the driver's seat!
[17:24] ---
    R-right!
[17:26] ---
    I'm going around left!
    You better hold this spot!
[17:29] ---
    I know! Don't tell me what to do!
[17:32] ---
    Artillery gun's just a
    decoration once they're onboard...
[17:35] ---
    It's so strong it'd destroy the car!
[17:38] ---
    This is bad! We gotta do something...!
[17:40] ---
    Huh? Where's Natsuko-san?!
[17:41] ---
    Eh?
[17:42] ---
    She's gone!
[17:43] ---
    Damn! She escaped into the driver's seat!
[17:46] ---
    Captain, my ass! THIS is
    why low-classers suck...!
[17:49] ---
    You idiot! You'll be killed!
[17:52] ---
    Look at their shots! They're all
    too high! They can't see us either!
[17:57] ---
    This is my chance to earn prestige!
[17:59] ---
    Even if you are low-class or female,
    if you're good, it doesn't matter!
[18:05] ---
    What's this? Was this always here...?
[18:07] ---
    Knock knock.
[18:09] ---
    Yes?
[18:17] ---
    Why, you...!
[18:21] ---
    That was close...!
[18:40] ---
    I knew it!
[18:42] ---
    She IS a skilled beauty...!
[18:45] ---
    Over here too, huh?!
[18:49] ---
    Hey, the gunfire stopped!
[18:51] ---
    They couldn't break through either side?!
[18:56] ---
    Bastards! Die!
[19:05] ---
    Ow...!
[19:08] ---
    The rear enemies have been disposed of.
    How about the front?!
[19:11] ---
    They ran off!
[19:13] ---
    Make certain none are left!
[19:15] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[19:25] ---
    You actually would've died there.
    Don't be reckless like that any more.
[19:29] ---
    R-right, I'm sorry...
[19:33] ---
    Thanks. To be honest,
    getting on the tank was easy,
[19:38] ---
    but I couldn't find the
    right chance to jump them.
[19:41] ---
    I owe you one!
[19:43] ---
    Yes! Thank you!
[19:50] ---
    Yo, what's up?
[19:51] ---
    Master!
[19:52] ---
    Natsuko-san was amazing!
[19:54] ---
    How so?
[19:55] ---
    She suddenly showed up and went
    bam- bam- bam to beat 'em up!
[20:00] ---
    Huh?!
[20:01] ---
    It was like, you know... him!
[20:05] ---
    She used the same moves Kaido Masaru did!
[20:13] ---
    How is he?!
[20:14] ---
    H-he's okay! He's asleep!
[20:17] ---
    T-this person just
    gave him some morphine...!
[20:31] ---
    This'll take until morning to fix...
[20:34] ---
    I sure wish we could use
    the radio to call for help...
[20:37] ---
    Yeah. Dammit, where the hell's
    that jamming signal coming from?!
[20:41] ---
    Speaking of which, did you
    hear what that runt was saying?
[20:45] ---
    About how the captain used martial arts?
[20:48] ---
    That means she had special training...
[20:51] ---
    How was she able to do special
    training when she was born a civilian?
[20:55] ---
    Who knows.
[20:56] ---
    But this obviously ain't just
    a shit-transporting mission.
[21:02] ---
    How rare
[21:03] ---
    for you to look so
    serious when you wanna talk to us...
[21:08] ---
    There's too much I don't like about this.
[21:10] ---
    About the enemies' methods and Natsuko...
[21:15] ---
    You got a problem with Natsuko?!
[21:17] ---
    It ain't like that.
    Just, doesn't it seem weird?
[21:20] ---
    What's weird?!
[21:22] ---
    Just to steal some crap,
[21:24] ---
    they had all that military
    might ready to go...
[21:28] ---
    I just can't figure out
    what they were after.
[21:30] ---
    Yeah, I've been
    wonderin' about that myself.
[21:34] ---
    But what's wrong with Natsuko?!
[21:35] ---
    I realized it after today's battle.
    She's an incredible commander.
[21:39] ---
    They'd never stick her
    with an assignment like this.
[21:42] ---
    There's gotta be another side to it.
[21:47] ---
    Right, Natsuko-chan?
[21:51] ---
    N- Natsu-ne...
[22:02] ---
    You gonna shut me up? Or maybe--
[22:07] ---
    --you wanna continue
    where we left off...?
[23:57] ---
    Yo! Ghost of the Desert,
    Sunabozu here! On the next episode...!
[23:59] ---
    --Am I really reading this sub-title?!
    --Just sock it to 'em!
[24:03] ---
    No, I can't, Master!
[24:05] ---
    You good-for-nothing...!
[24:06] ---
    Next episode- "Feces and Urine"
[24:08] ---
    You're so incredible, Natsuko-san!
[24:09] ---
    --Miss it and I'll shoot you dead.
    --Eh?!