# 15 - The Girl Next Door
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"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
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Hey, you!
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Get back here!
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"Siblings and Childhood Friends"
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"Kawaguchi Fuyuo"
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"Kawaguchi Akio"
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"Mizuno Kanta"
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"Bus Stop"
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So what's this about?
**[02:55] ---**
Where's the puny one, your student?
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She's usually scamperin' all around...
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Well, this ain't a job.
What about that Haru-loser of yours?
**[03:06] ---**
Now that the three of you combined
finally equal one real man,
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he's pretty damn important.
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--Bastard...!
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--Haruo's got a date today.
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Oh, the usual boy toy?
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Why, you little...!
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Still, I'm impressed. You actually
came unarmed like we said...
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Who needs guns to handle you guys?
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If we showed up with guns, we'd obviously
shoot it out at some point...
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You'd be a waste of ammo...
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Listen. If they make any weird moves at all,
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fill their heads with lead!
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What great childhood friends;
he doesn't even trust 'em one millimeter!
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It's Haruo!
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Childhood friends sure
know how to think alike...!
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You owe us one.
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Huh?
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We saved you, remember?
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Huh? That was your job.
How does that make me owe you?
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You're gonna help us with a job.
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Oh! Why didn't you just
say you needed my help?!
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We don't! We're only doing this
'cause Natsuko says to hire you!
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Eh?! Natsuko's coming back?!
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Brother's in danger...!
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Aw, crap...!
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Dammit...!
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--Hey!
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--Stop! Stop it!
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Can't trust you guys one bit!
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Like you're one to talk!
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So, is it true Natsuko's coming back?
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It's true.
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She works for the
Oasis government now, right?
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Yeah.
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So this is a government job?
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Dunno. Says she'll explain
when she gets here.
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So, when is she coming?
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There she is.
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Fuyu-niisan...!
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Aki-niisan...!
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Haruo...!
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It's good to see you, guys!
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Oh! You're so womanly now!
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Kan-chan?!
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Your boobs sure have grown!
Because of me, I bet...!
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Oh, you...!
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So, what's this job...?
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A request from the government,
of course. It'll be worth a lot!
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Wow! We'll gain prestige
doing government work!
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Yeah, though this
ain't our first time...!
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"West"
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♪ "Someone else is in trouble today!" ♪
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♪ "They're waiting for help somewhere!" ♪
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♪ "That's precisely when we come in!" ♪
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♪ "The hero of all,
ally of the people!" ♪
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♪ "Oh, oh! The West Oasis
Handyman Guild!" ♪
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"Southwest Road"
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Such incredible equipment!
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Well, it IS an Oasis government truck!
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It looks so powerful!
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Well, it IS an Oasis government truck!
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It's so awesome that Natsuko-san
is captain of this transport unit...!
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"Water Station ♪6"
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So much came out...!
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Tube connection complete!
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Open the valve!
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Commence suction!
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Master! It's sucking!
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Well, it IS an Oasis... vacuum car...
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What's wrong?
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I was expecting it to be a big job
since it IS for the Oasis government,
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but it's just shit transport....
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Don't say that, Master!
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Even Natsuko-san said
that this is an important job
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to help support food production
in the West Oasis District...!
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Maybe so, but...
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No usin' the john like some big shot!
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B-but I'll pee myself...!
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You deserve to shit in the fields
for disobeying the Oasis government!
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You bastard...!
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Ow...! What's the big idea?!
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Y-you're...
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...the captain!
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Fertilizer is essential
for vegetable fields.
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It helps support life
in the Great Kanto Desert.
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Using violence against citizens
who help produce that fertilizer
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is the height of stupidity!
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I'm sorry...! I'm sorry...!
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It's all right now.
Please excrete with an easy mind.
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Thank you!
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S-so cool!
Natsuko-san is a skilled beauty!
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That crybaby sure grew self-important!
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There's no time for playing around.
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Master. You ARE childhood friends, right?
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Of course!
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Me and Natsuko have TONS of
beautiful childhood memories!
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It didn't look that way, though...
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We're going to the next water station
before the sun sets. Hurry.
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Yes, ma'am!
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N- Natsu-ne is awesome...!
She's so quick and efficient...!
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That's a captain for ya.
They gotta be cool...
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Don't neither of you be
screwing up and shaming Natsuko!
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Be as cool as always!
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Let's kick a couple hundred bandit asses!
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It's almost like a picnic...
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Huh? Pic... niku (meat)...?
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What meat?
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I mean you seem to be having fun.
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But of course we are!
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It's not everyday we get
such an honorable job!
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Only way you lame handymen
can get Oasis government work
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is by being lucky to have a
low-class captain for a sister...
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What'd you say?! Did you
call Natsuko low-class?!
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We're hauling shit, you know! Shit!
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Ain't nobody would take this job!
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This crappy mission is perfect
for a lowly captain not from the Oasis!
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Which makes you the rotting shit
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oozing beneath that lowly captain!
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Bastards...!
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You want some?!
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Yay! The rotting shit is mad!
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Natsuko...
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Sorry, Captain...!
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We thought we would say hello
to the soldiers to be polite...
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Sorry! We'll get right back to work!
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We're finished here.
We leave immediately.
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Yes, ma'am...!
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You idiot!
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What're you shaming Natsuko for?!
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S-sorry! I just snapped...
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Do something about that attitude!
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Totally.
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Don't add oil to the fire!
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Bodyguards?
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Yes! Done been five handymen
besides the soldiers...!
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Could they have found out about us?
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No, five would be too few...
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They're no ordinary five.
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One of them is the Sunabozu.
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THE Sunabozu...?!
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Yes. The Ghost of the Desert.
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This'll be interesting, Sunabozu...
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Master, what did he mean when
he said nobody would take this job?
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Crap IS valuable,
but not worth much money.
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If you wanna rake in the dough,
you need a big facility
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and hundreds of truckloads of shit.
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It must be really hard to sell...
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If someone DID go after it,
he'd have to be a real big shot.
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No wonder there are so few people
on such an important assignment...
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What happened?!
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What the...?
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Damn boulders are blockin' the way...!
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You five handymen! Go check it out!
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'Kay...
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Stay alert!
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What do you suppose it is?
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It's just a clich .
There can't possibly be any enemies.
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Well? Can we get through?
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Maybe if we had some dynamite...
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Can't go around either.
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The sand's so deep around
here the tires would get--
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What happened?!
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Electronic jamming!
We can't contact anyone!
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It's a raid!
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A trap...?!
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Ow...! Dammit...! Thought I was
a goner for sure this time...!
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F- Fuyu-niichan!
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You OK?! Oh crap...!
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Looks like he has broken ribs!
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Let's just hope his insides are OK...!
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Let's get back to the truck!
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I don't think so!
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Master...!
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Yo.
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Hey, Amagumo! What're you doin' out here?
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You're the same as ever, Sunabozu.
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I thought I'd settle
the score from the other day...
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No...
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Maybe it already IS settled.
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Don't shoot!
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Don't shoot...!
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How pathetic...
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To think the South Oasis'
♪1 repo man, Amagumo-san...
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...would stoop to being
a grubby little bandit!
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And whose fault is that?!
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Don't tell me it's 'cause you
screwed up all those jobs...!
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Quiet!
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It's time for you to die...
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I need to end this
before the smokescreen clears...
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So he ordered that weapon
the other day just for this...?!
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Which means he's completely prepared...!
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This ain't good...!
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Incidentally, you're after
the West Oasis truck, right?!
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Master's starting a cheap trick...
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Do you know what's stored in that thing?!
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You'd be so shocked
and bummed if you did!
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Shit, right?
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You attacked when you knew it was shit?
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But of course.
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T-that's awesome.
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I suppose.
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What's going on? What's the matter?
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He's frozen stiff...!
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I've never seen him this nervous before!
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N-now I see...!
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The fact they attacked knowingly
means the enemy is a real big shot...!
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Blast! They got good recon...!
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Let's go, Haruo!
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Right!
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Jump on, Kosuna!
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Right!
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They have one exceptionally
attractive commander...
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I like ones like that...
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It's a shame the Sunabozu got away.
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No matter. The plan itself
went perfectly!
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Natsuko...
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I mean, Captain...
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Could we stop by a town with a doctor?
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Bro doesn't look good.
He could have internal injuries...!
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I can't do that. We're heading
straight for West Oasis.
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Returning this vehicle and cargo
to the Oasis intact is top priority!
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Then he could--
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The captain's right.
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If we lose this car, we lose everything...
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It's best to haul ass
when you're in trouble...!
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B-but...!
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How's the radio?!
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Still no luck!
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It's not that strong a signal,
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so how can it jam over such a wide area?
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It couldn't be...!
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What is this?!
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So that's why...!
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Master...!
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Dammit!
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Akio!
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You take the other end!
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Right!
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Shut this door and lock it!
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But...!
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That's an order! It's all over
if they get the driver's seat!
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R-right!
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I'm going around left!
You better hold this spot!
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I know! Don't tell me what to do!
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Artillery gun's just a
decoration once they're onboard...
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It's so strong it'd destroy the car!
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This is bad! We gotta do something...!
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Huh? Where's Natsuko-san?!
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Eh?
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She's gone!
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Damn! She escaped into the driver's seat!
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Captain, my ass! THIS is
why low-classers suck...!
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You idiot! You'll be killed!
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Look at their shots! They're all
too high! They can't see us either!
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This is my chance to earn prestige!
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Even if you are low-class or female,
if you're good, it doesn't matter!
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What's this? Was this always here...?
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Knock knock.
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Yes?
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Why, you...!
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That was close...!
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I knew it!
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She IS a skilled beauty...!
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Over here too, huh?!
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Hey, the gunfire stopped!
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They couldn't break through either side?!
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Bastards! Die!
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Ow...!
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The rear enemies have been disposed of.
How about the front?!
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They ran off!
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Make certain none are left!
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Yes, ma'am!
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You actually would've died there.
Don't be reckless like that any more.
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R-right, I'm sorry...
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Thanks. To be honest,
getting on the tank was easy,
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but I couldn't find the
right chance to jump them.
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I owe you one!
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Yes! Thank you!
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Yo, what's up?
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Master!
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Natsuko-san was amazing!
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How so?
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She suddenly showed up and went
bam- bam- bam to beat 'em up!
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Huh?!
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It was like, you know... him!
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She used the same moves Kaido Masaru did!
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How is he?!
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H-he's okay! He's asleep!
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T-this person just
gave him some morphine...!
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This'll take until morning to fix...
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I sure wish we could use
the radio to call for help...
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Yeah. Dammit, where the hell's
that jamming signal coming from?!
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Speaking of which, did you
hear what that runt was saying?
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About how the captain used martial arts?
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That means she had special training...
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How was she able to do special
training when she was born a civilian?
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Who knows.
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But this obviously ain't just
a shit-transporting mission.
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How rare
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for you to look so
serious when you wanna talk to us...
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There's too much I don't like about this.
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About the enemies' methods and Natsuko...
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You got a problem with Natsuko?!
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It ain't like that.
Just, doesn't it seem weird?
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What's weird?!
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Just to steal some crap,
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they had all that military
might ready to go...
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I just can't figure out
what they were after.
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Yeah, I've been
wonderin' about that myself.
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But what's wrong with Natsuko?!
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I realized it after today's battle.
She's an incredible commander.
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They'd never stick her
with an assignment like this.
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There's gotta be another side to it.
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Right, Natsuko-chan?
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N- Natsu-ne...
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You gonna shut me up? Or maybe--
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--you wanna continue
where we left off...?
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Yo! Ghost of the Desert,
Sunabozu here! On the next episode...!
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--Am I really reading this sub-title?!
--Just sock it to 'em!
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No, I can't, Master!
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You good-for-nothing...!
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Next episode- "Feces and Urine"
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You're so incredible, Natsuko-san!
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--Miss it and I'll shoot you dead.
--Eh?!