11 - Compromising Positions

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    "Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
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    I am the one!
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    Push on ahead as you like, yeah
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    Oh, listen closely to me
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    and speak the name
    of the desert god
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    Clench your teeth
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    When your heart starts
    to tremble with heat...
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    Stop it! It'll only
    bring destruction
[00:46] ---
    Let's do it, oh, angel
[00:50] ---
    Now is the time to
    stand up and be strong
[00:55] ---
    A sad history, a
    hidden big story
[00:59] ---
    That's the mystery
[01:02] ---
    There's nothing certain
    about what tomorrow holds
[01:10] ---
    so living through this moment
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    is my mission alone
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    The Great Kanto Desert.
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    To assert their existence
    in this harsh environment,
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    the meager creatures here love
    each other and eventually bond,
[01:43] ---
    thereby linking the lights of their lives.
[01:46] ---
    However...!
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    Sometimes great sin occurs
    during the pursuits of life!
[01:54] ---
    And the perpetrators of these crimes
    always receive punishment!
[02:02] ---
    This is the 10-day ordeal of a
    certain person who lives in the same way
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    and was punished for his sinful crimes.
[02:13] ---
    "Crime and Punishment"
[02:17] ---
    "Day 1"
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    See you in ten years!
[02:26] ---
    Now, then...!
[02:27] ---
    W-w-what?!
[02:29] ---
    Come on! Get the lead out!
[02:32] ---
    Stop...!
[02:34] ---
    I really don't think we should
    keep her alive, Master...!
[02:39] ---
    Nah, I can use her
    for all sorts of stuff...!
[02:42] ---
    Use...?
[02:44] ---
    Hey, Kosuna.
[02:45] ---
    Y-yes?
[02:48] ---
    You can go now. I'll take care
    of this traitor myself.
[02:54] ---
    Thanks for the help.
[02:55] ---
    Take care of me, how...?!
[02:58] ---
    Right. See you later...
[03:01] ---
    Alright...
[03:02] ---
    What does "take care of" mean?!
[03:07] ---
    If you're gonna kill me,
    just get it over with!
[03:09] ---
    I ain't gonna kill ya.
[03:11] ---
    T-then...!
[03:14] ---
    --Round and round you go!
[03:16] ---
    --Whaaa...?!
[03:17] ---
    --Now you got no sense of direction! Spin!
[03:22] ---
    Where are we?
[03:25] ---
    What is this place?
[03:29] ---
    I call it the "Sunabouzu Secret Base"...!
[03:32] ---
    Secret... base...?!
[03:36] ---
    Cool, huh?!
[03:37] ---
    It was in great condition
    when I unearthed it five years ago
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    so I remodeled it for myself!
[03:44] ---
    I haven't told anyone about it yet...
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    ...and I always hoped you
    would be my very first visitor...!
[03:52] ---
    I see.
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    But it IS a secret,
    so I'm sorry about the blindfold...!
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    But...
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    ...isn't it perfect to keep you in!
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    K-keep?!
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    Well, I gotta leave to finish
    some last-minute work.
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    There's water and food in the back,
    so make yourself at home!
[04:14] ---
    What's his deal?!
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    He said he was going to
    "take care of the traitor",
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    but I get the feeling
    he's actually crazy for me!
[04:43] ---
    Well, I guess I'll take it easy
    for a little while!
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    Knowing him, I'll be able
    to escape anytime I want!
[04:52] ---
    Oh, where's the bathroom?
[04:55] ---
    Let's see...
[04:56] ---
    Hmm?
[04:58] ---
    "Day 2"
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    Why's it so hot...?!
    Doesn't he have air conditioning?!
[05:12] ---
    It's so hot...
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    "Day 3"
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    I'm done for...
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    Don't tell me he's waiting for me
    to sweat to death in here?!
[05:33] ---
    Hey! Can anyone hear me?!
[05:36] ---
    Lemme out! Lemme out of here!
[05:38] ---
    Come on!
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    Seriously! I can't die
    like a dog in here...!
[05:56] ---
    T-this is--
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    Wow! A bath fit for a king!
    I've only dreamt about one like this!
[06:13] ---
    Well, I guess it's safe...
[06:20] ---
    This is the best!
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    I've always had to scrub my body
    with scratchy old towels!
[06:32] ---
    I've turned into a fish...!
[06:37] ---
    This feels great!
[06:43] ---
    My clothes are gone!
[06:47] ---
    Y-you...!
[06:50] ---
    Felt great after all that humidity, huh?
[06:53] ---
    Don't tell me that was YOU--
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    Oopsies!
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    I took it upon myself to get rid
    of your stinky, sweaty clothes!
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    You can wear this instead!
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    See ya tomorrow!
[07:11] ---
    Get back here, you!
[07:15] ---
    Yikes! Now it's cold!
[07:19] ---
    It won't open...!
[07:21] ---
    I- I need something to wear...!
[07:25] ---
    No! That's exactly what he wants!
[07:34] ---
    It literally is a
    demonic air conditioner...!
[07:40] ---
    Why do I hafta wear this swimsuit...?!
[07:43] ---
    This sucks so much...!
[07:46] ---
    "Day 4"
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    Women belong in swimsuits and high-heels,
    not tasteless desert suits!
[07:58] ---
    Yes! That one-piece suit
    is better than a bikini!
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    And those shiny, red high-heels...!
[08:05] ---
    You're beautiful,
    TOO beautiful, Junko-kun!
[08:09] ---
    Why am I dressed like this?!
[08:15] ---
    You know...
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    I've taken you prisoner
    for backstabbing me!
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    I could hang you if I wanted to.
    In other words...
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    I'm free to enjoy your
    presence here any way I wish!
[08:31] ---
    The day of destiny had finally arrived.
[08:34] ---
    Destiny... Yes, the day
    of destiny has come!
[08:38] ---
    Destiny?!
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    Let me prophesize!
[08:41] ---
    Asagiri Junko.
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    One year from now, a beautiful baby
    that looks just like me
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    will be suckling at your breast!
[08:51] ---
    Alright.
[08:53] ---
    I'll have your child.
[08:55] ---
    Eh?! Whaaaa...?
[08:58] ---
    That's weird! I expected you
    to put up more of a fight...!
[09:03] ---
    What can a helpless girl possibly do
    in a situation like this?
[09:07] ---
    I'd have to be stupid
    to get myself hurt.
[09:11] ---
    You're quite down-to-earth...
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    So what happens once I have your kid?
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    You raise him, of course!
    I'm far too young to be a family man!
[09:23] ---
    Besides, I only care about the process,
    not the family itself...!
[09:29] ---
    I guess you can say it's my calling?
[09:30] ---
    I feel it's the duty of living things
    to leave offspring in this world! Yeah!
[09:37] ---
    Okay.
[09:39] ---
    I'll raise the kid.
    He'd only be a burden to you.
[09:43] ---
    Yahoo!
[09:46] ---
    I don't mind. After all,
    I'm going to have him kill you anyway.
[09:51] ---
    W-w-what?!
[09:52] ---
    Don't you get it?
    It's THE Sunabouzu's kid!
[09:55] ---
    Wouldn't he grow up to be a violent,
    spiteful killing machine
[10:00] ---
    with incredible combat skills?!
[10:04] ---
    Baboo!
[10:06] ---
    It's me, Daddy! Don't you recognize me?
[10:12] ---
    Good job, Kanjiro-chan!
[10:14] ---
    Baboo!
[10:16] ---
    You call yourself a mother?!
[10:17] ---
    And besides, it was YOUR
    backstabbing that started this all!
[10:20] ---
    Then kill me! That'd be much
    better than being your toy!
[10:24] ---
    Shaddup! Quit bein' a crybaby!
[10:32] ---
    Gotcha!
[10:36] ---
    Crap...!
[10:37] ---
    And I knew full well that a crotch-kick
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    was the most dangerous thing
    in this situation...!
[10:44] ---
    You're so easy to manipulate!
    Like I'd really ever have your kid!
[10:51] ---
    How the heck do you undo this lock?!
[10:56] ---
    Only I can open that door.
[10:59] ---
    Stay away!
[11:00] ---
    I've analyzed you in great detail
    and made thorough preparations...
[11:07] ---
    Give it up.
[11:08] ---
    Your only choice now is to be my woman!
[11:11] ---
    No!
[11:14] ---
    You're such a vivacious woman...
[11:16] ---
    What the...?!
[11:18] ---
    --You can just forget about your plan!
[11:19] ---
    --She really damaged my balls...!
[11:30] ---
    No way...! You're kidding, right?!
    Come on, get up!
[11:35] ---
    You're the only one
    who knows how to open this!
[11:37] ---
    I'm gonna starve to death
    if you don't do something!
[11:40] ---
    Get up! Get up! Get up!
[11:42] ---
    Is this how the toughest man
    in the Great Kanto Desert dies?!
[11:50] ---
    Are you back to life?
[11:51] ---
    Yeah...
[11:52] ---
    Then go and open the door...!
[11:57] ---
    Oh yeah, that's right...
[11:59] ---
    I forget how.
[12:00] ---
    Hey, now...!
[12:01] ---
    By the way...
[12:02] ---
    What?!
[12:03] ---
    Who might you be?
[12:06] ---
    Where are we? Who am I?
[12:10] ---
    You gotta be kidding me...!
[12:14] ---
    "Day 5"
[12:17] ---
    --My head...!
[12:18] ---
    --The moron has partial
    amnesia from lack of oxygen!
[12:22] ---
    Now what?! Do something!
[12:28] ---
    Ah! I remember!
[12:31] ---
    Really?!
[12:32] ---
    We're having kids...!
[12:35] ---
    Posterity is the key to everything!
[12:38] ---
    You idiot! This is no time for that!
[12:41] ---
    Now remember how to unlock the door!
[12:43] ---
    If we make lots and lots and LOTS
    of kids, I might regain my memory!
[13:01] ---
    "Day 6"
[13:06] ---
    Why, you...!
[13:06] ---
    Whoopsies!
[13:14] ---
    Gotcha!
[13:21] ---
    Damn, I never knew high-heels
    could be such vicious weapons...!
[13:25] ---
    I'm not wearing them
    to make you happy...
[13:29] ---
    If I do escape, I can't exactly
    go into the desert barefoot...!
[13:34] ---
    Clever...
[13:35] ---
    Did you think I crossed
    the desert with only womanly weapons?
[13:40] ---
    Harming my prized captive
    won't solve anything...
[13:44] ---
    What do I do...?
[13:47] ---
    "Day 7"
[13:55] ---
    Well? Remember now?
[13:57] ---
    Y-yeah...
[14:00] ---
    Now open it!
[14:03] ---
    Umm...
[14:04] ---
    What?!
[14:05] ---
    It's so complicated
    that I can't remember!
[14:10] ---
    Get serious, you twit!
[14:12] ---
    How about now?!
[14:15] ---
    That angle!
[14:16] ---
    Like this?! Does this angle
    help you remember?!
[14:19] ---
    A little to the right!
    Now straight forward!
[14:22] ---
    You like that?! How's this?!
[14:26] ---
    Yes! Yes! Yes!
[14:28] ---
    "Day 8"
[14:33] ---
    I'm... going to die here, aren't I?
[14:37] ---
    Trapped in this place...
[14:41] ---
    What a lame way to go...!
[14:44] ---
    Should've behaved from the start...
[14:48] ---
    You wouldn't have used up
    so much energy...!
[14:51] ---
    Moron...! Moron! Moron!
[14:54] ---
    I bet you're just afraid...!
[14:58] ---
    You're probably pure
    and innocent on the inside...!
[15:03] ---
    Grr...!
[15:06] ---
    Look who's talking! It's obvious
    that YOU'RE a cherry boy...!
[15:10] ---
    You wouldn't know how to handle a woman!
[15:12] ---
    Like hell, I wouldn't!
[15:15] ---
    I'm umm, yeah!
[15:17] ---
    Super popular and unstoppable
    and mind-blowing!
[15:20] ---
    It's always raring to go and
    it's even called the Godly Tool!
[15:27] ---
    Quit with the horrible lies.
    You're pathetic, kiddo.
[15:32] ---
    Well, I bet YOU write mushy girly poetry!
[15:36] ---
    So what if I do?!
[15:38] ---
    No way! You do?!
[15:43] ---
    All that yelling...
[15:45] ---
    ...wasted even more energy...
[15:50] ---
    Say...
[15:52] ---
    You had water for the bath...
[15:54] ---
    That was the very last of it...
[15:57] ---
    And there was an air conditioner...
[16:00] ---
    I used up all the electricity
    getting you to put on the swimsuit...
[16:12] ---
    "Day 9"
[16:16] ---
    Mommy, I'm hungry!
[16:19] ---
    When it's hot,
    colored water hits the spot!
[16:24] ---
    Still, where could Master be?
    The Mugenya has some work for him...
[16:32] ---
    Want one?
[16:34] ---
    T-thank you...
[16:36] ---
    Kanta?!
[16:38] ---
    Nope, ain't seen 'im!
    Wouldn't wanna, either!
[16:41] ---
    Somethin' happen to him?
[16:44] ---
    N-no, not really...
[16:50] ---
    Oh well...
[16:52] ---
    I humbly accept this!
[16:57] ---
    Yummy!
[17:02] ---
    "Day 10"
[17:16] ---
    What?
[17:18] ---
    Come on...
[17:20] ---
    Just once...
[17:24] ---
    You really are a
    pile of earthly desires...
[17:30] ---
    I know things look grim...
[17:32] ---
    But I have to satisfy this craving...
[17:36] ---
    I guess I wanna feel it...
[17:38] ---
    I feel like I'm gonna
    die any minute now...
[17:45] ---
    So I want to feel... that I'm alive...
[17:58] ---
    Alright. Fine...
[18:06] ---
    R-really...?!
[18:08] ---
    You... won't hit me...?!
[18:15] ---
    That's great...! That's great!
[18:20] ---
    But only once!
[18:23] ---
    Right...! Thank you...!
[18:26] ---
    But...
[18:28] ---
    ...not because I'm a traitor
    or as punishment or anything!
[18:33] ---
    It has to be between a man
    and a woman on equal standing...!
[18:36] ---
    That's fine with me!
[18:37] ---
    Put it in writing.
[18:38] ---
    You got it!
[18:41] ---
    Thank goodness...
[18:43] ---
    Documents always have the final say
    here in the Great Kanto Desert...
[18:48] ---
    Now when my body is
    discovered decades from now
[18:51] ---
    I won't be buried as some lowlife...!
[18:59] ---
    Just writing that out has me exhausted...
[19:05] ---
    Same here...
[19:09] ---
    But... now there'll be no regrets...
[19:14] ---
    Let's take a break... before we start...
[19:19] ---
    Yeah...
[19:21] ---
    Good... night...
[19:29] ---
    So warm and squishy...!
[19:32] ---
    "Day 11"
[19:35] ---
    Master! You're finally awake!
[19:37] ---
    Posterity! Have my child before I die...!
[19:41] ---
    Huh?
[19:42] ---
    No! Not some flat-chested
    brat like you! I want--
[19:50] ---
    Do I look like an adult now...?
[19:52] ---
    Master...!
[19:56] ---
    Where am I?!
[19:57] ---
    The town clinic.
[19:59] ---
    Wait, is my kid being born?!
[20:02] ---
    Eh?!
[20:03] ---
    Guess what! I've already chosen a name!
[20:05] ---
    His name'll be Kanjiro!
    He'll go, "Baboo!"
[20:09] ---
    Will you get serious?!
[20:11] ---
    What in the world
    are you talking about?!
[20:14] ---
    Huh?!
[20:15] ---
    Things got really bad, you know!
[20:17] ---
    What, was it a difficult birth?
[20:23] ---
    Oh, yeah! I was at my secret base and--
[20:25] ---
    Hey! How did you know
    about my secret base?!
[20:31] ---
    I saw you sneaking around with
    a shovel and cement a while back...!
[20:36] ---
    You... trailed me?!
[20:40] ---
    That's the only reason
    you're alive now!
[20:44] ---
    Some work had come in,
    but I couldn't find you anywhere,
[20:47] ---
    so I thought you might be there,
    but the door wouldn't open,
[20:51] ---
    so I finally had the
    Kawaguchi brothers break it down.
[20:56] ---
    And then...
[20:58] ---
    ...we found you all shriveled up
    and lying next to that woman.
[21:02] ---
    Yeah! What happened to her?!
    Where's Asagiri Junko?!
[21:06] ---
    She left yesterday.
[21:10] ---
    You let her go?!
[21:11] ---
    What was I supposed to do?!
[21:14] ---
    She had a form saying you
    forgave her of all her crimes!
[21:18] ---
    Eh...?
[21:18] ---
    Eh?!
[21:27] ---
    Catching and holding
    a woman for days on end
[21:30] ---
    and then just letting her go...
[21:31] ---
    That's really pathetic...!
[21:36] ---
    What the hell was I doing...?!
[21:39] ---
    Check it out, Bro!
    There's weapons and ammo back here!
[21:44] ---
    --This bathtub looks brand new!
[21:45] ---
    --♪ We're all alive! ♪
[21:47] ---
    --We can buy food if we sell this!
[21:48] ---
    --♪ We sing because we're alive! ♪
[21:49] ---
    --Honey!
[21:51] ---
    --I'm hungry!
[21:52] ---
    --♪ We're all alive! ♪
[21:54] ---
    --Here, take it!
[21:55] ---
    --♪ We're sad because we're alive! ♪
[21:56] ---
    --Thank you...!
[21:59] ---
    ♪ When I hold my palm up to the sun, ♪
[22:05] ---
    --♪ my blood flows through bright red! ♪
[22:07] ---
    --My dream for future posterity...!
[22:11] ---
    ♪ The worms ♪
[22:13] ---
    ♪ and the mole crickets ♪
[22:15] ---
    ♪ and the water striders ♪
[22:18] ---
    --♪ are all alive! ♪
[22:18] ---
    --Stop it, Master!
[22:21] ---
    ♪ We're all friends! ♪
[22:24] ---
    ♪ JAN! ♪
[22:39] ---
    One circle... Two circles...
[22:47] ---
    One more big circle...
[22:51] ---
    A billowing raincoat...
    (It's a cape!)
[22:55] ---
    Oh, let's not forget
    the sunshade now...
[23:00] ---
    (His heart is pitch black!
    His heart is pitch black!)
[23:06] ---
    Give him a Winchester and
    suddenly you have Sunabouzu!
[23:22] ---
    He'll run again
    today! (Run again)
[23:25] ---
    Through the desert!
    (Even if forced to do jobs)
[23:29] ---
    He'll go forth again tomorrow!
    (Go forth again)
[23:33] ---
    (Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
[23:35] ---
    (Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
[23:37] ---
    (Until he gets the Boobie Lady!)
[23:39] ---
    He'll rush on ahead, life
    on the line! Rush on ahead!
[23:57] ---
    Yo... Ghost of the Desert, Sunabo--
[23:59] ---
    M-my boobies...! I worked so hard for--
[24:02] ---
    Umm, I'm sorry you had to hear that.
[24:04] ---
    On the next episode-
    "Little Girl and Rescue"
[24:07] ---
    --Little girls don't have boobies either!
    --Miss it and it's flat chests for you!