6 - Wandering Lust

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[00:13] ---
    "Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
[00:17] ---
    I am the one!
[00:20] ---
    Push on ahead as you like, yeah
[00:24] ---
    Oh, listen closely to me
[00:28] ---
    and speak the name
    of the desert god
[00:32] ---
    Clench your teeth
[00:36] ---
    When your heart starts
    to tremble with heat...
[00:40] ---
    Stop it! It'll only
    bring destruction
[00:46] ---
    Let's do it, oh, angel
[00:50] ---
    Now is the time to
    stand up and be strong
[00:55] ---
    A sad history, a
    hidden big story
[00:59] ---
    That's the mystery
[01:02] ---
    There's nothing certain
    about what tomorrow holds
[01:10] ---
    so living through this moment
[01:15] ---
    is my mission alone
[01:33] ---
    The Great Kanto Desert.
[01:36] ---
    A hell in which nothing moves
    and nothing grows.
[01:40] ---
    If thrown out into this hell
    with no equipment whatsoever,
[01:43] ---
    one would die in half a day's time.
[01:46] ---
    The tremulous sand, much like water,
    robs one of energy
[01:51] ---
    as exhalation steadily depletes
    moisture from the entire body.
[01:57] ---
    Temperatures reach 60 Celsius,
[02:00] ---
    but with no humidity in the air,
    it drops a bit in the shade,
[02:04] ---
    and the evaporation of sweat
    also takes away some heat.
[02:08] ---
    Even still, the apparent temperature
    of 50 makes one's mind hazy...
[02:15] ---
    Desert dwellers use desert equipment
    to cross the desert.
[02:21] ---
    However, Sunabozu and friend
    only possess the very bare minimum.
[02:26] ---
    The hellish survival has begun.
[02:30] ---
    "Rockets and Wandering"
[02:39] ---
    You're going to blow the well up
    and poison it?!
[02:43] ---
    Yep. If I do that,
[02:45] ---
    the Edogawa Gang here'll
    probably leave town.
[02:49] ---
    Get real! Are you insane?!
    If you do that...
[02:54] ---
    ...I won't let you do me!
[02:56] ---
    Eh?! No way!
[02:58] ---
    I told you it was so we
    could live like people!
[03:02] ---
    Even if the bandits do leave,
    what good is an unusable well?!
[03:06] ---
    If you blow it up,
    I swear I won't let you do me!
[03:10] ---
    That's not fair!
    That's breach of contract!
[03:13] ---
    Doing me wasn't in the contract,
    so I can refuse to if I want!
[03:19] ---
    Do...?
[03:21] ---
    What was she gonna let him do...?
[03:24] ---
    Mariko... What exactly
    is this "doing" business?
[03:30] ---
    Well, you see, Chief...
[03:32] ---
    What?! "Do" as in that "do"?!
[03:38] ---
    Chief...!
[03:39] ---
    Dad!
[03:41] ---
    Oh no! He's fainted!
[03:45] ---
    What now, Sunabozu?
[03:47] ---
    Seems you can't afford
    to destroy the well now...
[03:51] ---
    Mariko is hot, after all...
[03:56] ---
    Alright! Here's my condition!
[03:59] ---
    Condition?
[04:00] ---
    I doubt you guys'd leave if I threatened
    to destroy the well otherwise?
[04:05] ---
    Obviously.
[04:07] ---
    Then what if I challenged you right now
    to a fight for the village?
[04:12] ---
    A challenge...?
[04:14] ---
    That nitro is super low-grade stuff
    I found lying around,
[04:18] ---
    so it'll still be tough
    to get rid of afterwards...
[04:20] ---
    We're game, but what about you?
[04:25] ---
    Who was it who ran off,
    tail between his legs, again?!
[04:29] ---
    Great! It's decided!
[04:42] ---
    Hey, is that a real bomb?
[04:45] ---
    I wouldn't put it past that twerp...!
[04:56] ---
    Hook detachment!
[04:57] ---
    Wind-up!
[04:58] ---
    Instant launching!
[05:01] ---
    Yay!
[05:02] ---
    Bastard...!
[05:05] ---
    Damn you...!
[05:12] ---
    Guess this's the end
    of that infernal jackass!
[05:16] ---
    But that means the village belongs
    to those bandits now! Dammit!
[05:21] ---
    No, if we're lucky,
    they might knock each other out...!
[05:25] ---
    Unbelievable...
[05:28] ---
    In which case, we might
    be able to kill 'em!
[05:31] ---
    Hey, yeah! This could be our chance!
[05:35] ---
    Despite his insanity, he's lured
    them to an advantageous location,
[05:40] ---
    as he first planned...!
[05:46] ---
    Eep...!
[05:50] ---
    What do you think?
[05:51] ---
    I don't like it...!
[05:53] ---
    It's like he wants to lure us
    out there! What do we do?!
[05:56] ---
    I'm sure he's got
    somethin' up his sleeve!
[05:59] ---
    Quit worryin'! He can't
    do nothin' at this range!
[06:03] ---
    He'd get caught up in it too!
[06:05] ---
    We'll beat him down
    before he can do anything!
[06:14] ---
    Damn, lost him!
[06:16] ---
    Nimble freak!
[06:18] ---
    He can't have gotten far!
[06:22] ---
    It's all-you-can-shoot!
[06:26] ---
    I'm falling!
[06:27] ---
    Bastard...!
[06:39] ---
    Looks like it's over.
[06:41] ---
    Talk about a pain in the ass...
[06:48] ---
    Gonna blow up the well
    'cause you can't win?
[06:51] ---
    What a sore-ass loser...!
[06:55] ---
    Hand over the detonator
    and we'll let you live.
[06:59] ---
    I really didn't want
    to have to use this...
[07:04] ---
    Damn you...!
[07:20] ---
    This detonator wasn't
    for the bomb in the well,
[07:23] ---
    it was for traps I set in the ruins!
[07:26] ---
    Didn't expect that, did ya?!
[07:29] ---
    I can't believe you jumped into
    your own trap to lure us into it...!
[07:35] ---
    Shut up! I had no choice!
    You guys wouldn't get off my tail!
[07:38] ---
    Crap...!
[07:52] ---
    You really have gone crazy...!
[07:55] ---
    Shut up! Go to Hell!
[07:58] ---
    Screw you! You're the one who's dyin'!
[08:05] ---
    Die!
[08:15] ---
    He used me as a springboard!
[08:22] ---
    He used me as a springboard too!
[08:26] ---
    You're a springboard too!
[08:33] ---
    Special Attack! Sunabo Jet Stream Kick!
[08:48] ---
    The Sunabozu won...!
[08:50] ---
    The village is saved...
[08:52] ---
    As if I'd lose.
[08:55] ---
    Holy moly...
[08:57] ---
    Patch these guys up. They'll be
    worth a lot handed over alive...
[09:06] ---
    What about the bomb in the well...?!
[09:11] ---
    That reminds me, didn't you guys say,
[09:13] ---
    "Kill that lunatic right this minute,"
    or something to that effect?
[09:21] ---
    The nitro bottles are filled
    with ordinary water.
[09:24] ---
    The poison is a fake made
    from sand and ink.
[09:30] ---
    It was a fake...!
[09:32] ---
    Whew...!
[09:33] ---
    Should've guessed...!
[09:35] ---
    He'd never destroy the well like that...!
[09:41] ---
    The whole lot of you...
[09:44] ---
    You're nothing but poor, filthy,
    stinking, spineless pushovers...!
[09:51] ---
    You make me sick!
[09:57] ---
    Mariko-chan...
[10:10] ---
    Ow...!
[10:14] ---
    How are you feeling?
[10:25] ---
    Mari-chan...!
[10:27] ---
    Oh, Mari-chan! Thank you
    for taking care of me!
[10:32] ---
    And that outfit...
    erotic beyond words...!
[10:39] ---
    I did make a promise...
[10:43] ---
    So you're willing?!
[10:46] ---
    Mari-chan.
[10:48] ---
    You're beautiful.
[10:50] ---
    Kanta-san...
[11:00] ---
    Let go of me...!
[11:06] ---
    I'm burning up...!
[11:08] ---
    Tamehiko...?!
[11:09] ---
    Yeah, it's me.
[11:11] ---
    Where are we...?!
[11:14] ---
    What am I doing here?!
[11:16] ---
    They decided to kick you out
    once you'd beaten the Edogawa Gang...
[11:21] ---
    What?!
[11:23] ---
    They weren't too fond of ya...
[11:27] ---
    And I coulda been village chief
    had I played my cards right...
[11:32] ---
    So what the hell're you doing here?!
[11:36] ---
    I'm not welcome there anymore,
    thanks to someone!
[11:39] ---
    So I thought I'd have you take me
    to some town somewhere.
[11:45] ---
    Like I can really trust a spy.
[11:47] ---
    It's the truth! Believe me!
[11:50] ---
    Eh?! This is all the food
    and water we got?!
[11:55] ---
    Didn't you bring anything?!
[11:58] ---
    I used it all up...
[12:00] ---
    Idiot!
[12:03] ---
    What's that?
[12:03] ---
    "Sunabozu"
[12:05] ---
    "Dear Sunabozu, I genuinely feel
    bad about what has happened."
[12:11] ---
    "To be honest, now that my eyes are open,"
[12:15] ---
    "I am truly terrified as I reflect
    on your tyrannical ways."
[12:19] ---
    "There's also my daughter Mariko.
    I've thought hard about this."
[12:24] ---
    "I pray that you make a safe
    return to your home town."
[12:28] ---
    "Sincerely, Village Chief."
[12:33] ---
    Damn ingrates...!
[12:35] ---
    We're going back! Lead the way!
[12:40] ---
    You can't be serious! It's half a
    day by truck! It'd take days on foot!
[12:46] ---
    Plus there's no telling what'll
    happen to me if I go back...!
[12:50] ---
    Oh, okay. Then die.
[12:53] ---
    If you don't wanna go, I'll go alone.
    You can die like a dog here.
[13:20] ---
    Let me have some too...!
[13:24] ---
    Under normal circumstances,
    I wouldn't give him a single drop...
[13:30] ---
    That's so good...!
[13:33] ---
    That's all the water we get at a time.
[13:36] ---
    I'd like some more...
[13:39] ---
    But you're right, we need to save it...
[13:41] ---
    Anyways, are you sure
    the village is this way?
[13:45] ---
    Yes, very sure.
[13:47] ---
    Just you watch, you bums...
    You will pay for this...!
[13:52] ---
    And...!
[13:53] ---
    Mari-chan! Don't forget
    about your promise, now!
[13:59] ---
    Well, let's quit yakkin' and get moving!
[14:01] ---
    Eh? I wanna rest a little more...!
[14:04] ---
    I already told you every second counts!
[14:07] ---
    They'll hang me if I go back there...
[14:10] ---
    When I think about that,
    my legs get heavy...
[14:18] ---
    Alright, I'll put in
    a good word for you.
[14:20] ---
    Really?! Then put it in a contract
    so you won't break your promise!
[14:24] ---
    Oh, geez...
[14:27] ---
    I'm acting all humble,
    but I'm really the one in charge here!
[14:31] ---
    I'll keep using this trick
    to make things easier for me!
[14:34] ---
    Keeping this sly moron's hopes up
    by giving him small benefits
[14:40] ---
    will actually benefit me in the long run!
[14:51] ---
    Nights. 10 below freezing.
[14:54] ---
    The sunlight that so intensely
    beat down during the afternoon
[14:57] ---
    is no longer reflected by all the sand,
[14:59] ---
    thereby transforming the desert
    into a frigid wasteland.
[15:03] ---
    This, too, significantly
    robs one of strength.
[15:07] ---
    I'm sleepy...! I'm so tired...!
[15:10] ---
    Idiot! Fall asleep and you'll die!
[15:12] ---
    I don't care... Let me sleep...
[15:16] ---
    I can't have you die here!
[15:17] ---
    How pathetic...!
[15:19] ---
    Why do me and this grubby stinkman...
[15:22] ---
    ...gotta hold each other?!
[15:26] ---
    Mari-chan...!
[15:29] ---
    Yikes, this one part's all hard...
[15:34] ---
    I'm not into that, just so you know.
[15:38] ---
    What was that for?!
[15:39] ---
    Stay outta my dreams!
[16:20] ---
    W-water...!
[16:24] ---
    Mariko-chan...
[16:29] ---
    Kanta-san...?
[16:30] ---
    What is this...?!
[16:33] ---
    The vein of water we struck
    was bigger than we thought,
[16:36] ---
    so now we have more water
    than we'll ever need!
[16:38] ---
    Anyways, Kanta-san...
[16:41] ---
    Let me fulfill my promise to you...
[16:44] ---
    This time it's not a dream, right?
[16:48] ---
    Mariko-chan...
[16:52] ---
    It was a dream...
[17:01] ---
    Bastard!
[17:14] ---
    The water! The water! The water...!
[17:17] ---
    --Damn it...!
[17:17] ---
    --My water...!
[17:19] ---
    That just leaves us
    with one-third of a canteen...
[17:24] ---
    º Lu lu la la, li la la º
[17:30] ---
    º Lu lu la la, li la lu, lu lu lu º
[17:40] ---
    º Fooled by money and breasts º
[17:46] ---
    º I find myself being carried away º
[17:49] ---
    º bound for the sand, despair, and sun º
[17:55] ---
    º at the ends of the end of the world º
[18:05] ---
    º Its name is the Great Kanto Desert º
[18:13] ---
    º Lu lu la la, li la la º
[18:19] ---
    º Lu lu la la, li la lu, lu lu lu º
[18:24] ---
    Gimme water...!
[18:26] ---
    I can't stand it anymore! Give me some!
[18:29] ---
    Bastard...!
[18:33] ---
    All life-supporting items were
    finally used up halfway into the trek.
[18:41] ---
    Dark desires and want of revenge...
[18:43] ---
    These were the only things
    now supporting the Sunabozu.
[18:51] ---
    But, he eventually collapsed.
[18:54] ---
    The Great Kanto Desert
    is a harsh mistress.
[18:58] ---
    "Handyman"
[19:02] ---
    There he is.
[19:03] ---
    Yep, this sweltering object
    is definitely the Sunabozu...
[19:08] ---
    Is he alive?
[19:11] ---
    He's stranded! The Sunabozu
    is stranded! What a loser!
[19:18] ---
    How pathetic...
[19:20] ---
    Let's kill 'im!
[19:23] ---
    Geez. It's a good thing we
    just happened to accept a job
[19:28] ---
    to show a West Oasis district official
    to a southern village.
[19:32] ---
    You better thank Mariko-san.
[19:35] ---
    She's the one who hired us to rescue you.
[19:41] ---
    Two days earlier, at West Oasis District,
    Frontier Village ♪21...
[19:46] ---
    After all manner of difficulties,
    the villagers finally struck water.
[19:51] ---
    Their hard work had finally paid off.
[19:57] ---
    Excuse me...
[19:59] ---
    Are you the handymen from the
    same village as the Sunabozu?
[20:04] ---
    The truth is...
[20:07] ---
    You threw him into
    the desert, unconscious?!
[20:11] ---
    My father- the village chief-
    abducted him from the clinic
[20:14] ---
    when I wasn't around...
[20:19] ---
    That's great! That's hilarious!
[20:22] ---
    How lame!
[20:25] ---
    You're killin' me!
[20:28] ---
    Do you know if he
    made it home all right...?
[20:34] ---
    So he got you to agree...?
[20:38] ---
    What an idiotic promise...!
[20:41] ---
    That lowlife pervert...!
[20:43] ---
    But he fulfilled his promise
    to protect the village.
[20:47] ---
    And yet, we did
    something horrible to him...
[20:51] ---
    If that's the case, then won't
    the bastard try to come back here?
[20:57] ---
    Yeah, he's as tenacious and
    repulsive as a poisonous snake.
[21:02] ---
    And the fact that it's been three days
[21:04] ---
    and he still ain't back yet must mean...
[21:08] ---
    Too bad! He's dead!
[21:14] ---
    He's such an idiot!
[21:19] ---
    Please!
[21:21] ---
    Please accept my job!
[21:25] ---
    That's how we wound up
    with the job of rescuing you
[21:28] ---
    if we found you on our way home.
[21:30] ---
    What a pity. Now Mariko-san
    doesn't owe you squat!
[21:36] ---
    Serves you right!
[21:38] ---
    Still...
[21:40] ---
    Lugging this around for five days
    when it's dangerous enough alone...
[21:44] ---
    That darn Kanta's got some tenacity...
[21:48] ---
    Or more like a grudge...
[21:52] ---
    And so this particular job
    ended nice and neatly...
[21:55] ---
    ...with the phenomenal disgrace
    of having his life saved
[21:59] ---
    by the Kawaguchi brothers.
[22:07] ---
    I burned out...
[22:15] ---
    ...like a blazing-white flame...
[22:23] ---
    Loser.
[22:39] ---
    One circle... Two circles...
[22:47] ---
    One more big circle...
[22:51] ---
    A billowing raincoat...
    (It's a cape!)
[22:55] ---
    Oh, let's not forget
    the sunshade now...
[23:00] ---
    (His heart is pitch black!
    His heart is pitch black!)
[23:07] ---
    Give him a Winchester and
    suddenly you have Sunabouzu!
[23:22] ---
    He'll run again
    today! (Run again)
[23:26] ---
    Through the desert!
    (Even if forced to do jobs)
[23:30] ---
    He'll go forth again tomorrow!
    (Go forth again)
[23:33] ---
    (Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
[23:35] ---
    (Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
[23:37] ---
    (Until he gets the Boobie Lady!)
[23:39] ---
    He'll rush on ahead, life
    on the line! Rush on ahead!
[23:57] ---
    Yo! Ghost of the Desert, Sunabozu here!
[23:59] ---
    Next time's boob lady--
[24:00] ---
    What on earth?!
[24:01] ---
    Let's do it, Chief! Man the torpedoes!
[24:05] ---
    Yes, sir! Coordinates 9-9-9!
[24:07] ---
    On the next Sunabozu-
    "Master and Pupil"
[24:09] ---
    Skip it and you'll never live it down!