2 - Rock, Paper, Scissors
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"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
[00:17] ---
I am the one!
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Push on ahead as you like, yeah
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Oh, listen closely to me
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and speak the name
of the desert god
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Clench your teeth
[00:36] ---
When your heart starts
to tremble with heat...
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Stop it! It'll only
bring destruction
[00:46] ---
Let's do it, oh, angel
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Now is the time to
stand up and be strong
[00:54] ---
A sad history, a
hidden big story
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That's the mystery
[01:02] ---
There's nothing certain
about what tomorrow holds
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so living through this moment
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is my mission alone
[01:31] ---
"Water Station ♪22 - 1 km"
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Noriko. Let's stop at the next village...
[01:55] ---
I'm fine.
[01:59] ---
I'm sorry I'm such a burden...
[02:08] ---
Dad...!
[02:11] ---
Are you alright, Dad?!
[02:15] ---
I'm truly sorry... I... I...!
[02:21] ---
You know you're not supposed to say it.
[02:25] ---
Noriko...!
[02:27] ---
Dad!
[02:31] ---
Noriko...!
[02:34] ---
Dad...?
[02:36] ---
Noriko!
[02:40] ---
Dad...?!
[02:42] ---
Dad!
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Centuries after the collapse
of modern civilization...
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The Great Kanto Desert...
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In this world of survival of the fittest...
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...the victor is right.
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And the victor of this fight
is known and feared as a ghost.
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The Handyman of the Desert. His name...
[03:13] ---
"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
[03:15] ---
"Sand and Rain"
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And...
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...this...
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...is the end...!
[03:33] ---
I shot yet another trifling thing.
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I'm so hilarious!
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Don't tell me you're...!
[03:49] ---
It's a piece of cake when
there's no chicks involved...
[03:56] ---
But those were some mighty good boobs...!
[04:01] ---
No!
[04:02] ---
I must never work with broads!
I must ignore them!
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Especially ones with giant breasts!
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From now on, it's only
innocent and lovely--
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Hands up, jerk!
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But slowly!
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You scared or somethin'?!
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Just make with the hands!
[04:25] ---
"Repo Man - Amagumo"
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He can't even talk, Bro!
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You're all show! Now hand over yer money!
[04:37] ---
They're goners...
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He's like the greatest repo man there is!
[04:42] ---
They say when his hands move,
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he collects not just money,
but souls too...!
[04:49] ---
So you want me to take my hands out?
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Yeah...!
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Just do what we say and we won't kill ya...
[05:07] ---
Ouch...!
[05:08] ---
What the hell is this?!
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Thread...? Damn you...!
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I took my hands out. What should I do next?
[05:32] ---
--Ow, ow!
[05:33] ---
--Ow, ow!
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Kill us!
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We can't go back to town
like this, you brute!
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Yeah! We'd never hear the end of it!
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We'd rather die!
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Is that so?
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Just kidding!
[05:50] ---
We'll buy some undies!
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They're no fun...
[05:52] ---
How uncool...
[05:56] ---
So, collecting souls means
tearing people's pride to shreds?
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I consider it reimbursement.
[06:03] ---
So it was the famous Sunabouzu
who was spying on me, huh?
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Oh, you noticed? Pretty slick, Amagumo!
[06:12] ---
We've never met before, though...
[06:14] ---
The Sunabouzu is the talk of
the Kanto region somewhat...
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I got a look at how you work
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and at how skilled the ♪1 repo man
in the tiny Kanto area really is!
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How I'd love to see the
clever techniques of the guy
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who bullies people
to make a name for himself.
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Who knows, you just might be
able to experience 'em firsthand!
[06:45] ---
Hey!
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One of these days. I have
pressing business to attend to.
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That's too bad!
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Ran into a creep first
thing in the morning...
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Today's not my lucky day.
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My, that was fast.
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So what's my next job?
[07:08] ---
"Handyman Guild - Mugenya"
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Just a minute...
[07:19] ---
Mommy, I'm hungry...!
[07:22] ---
Here we are. Water Station ♪22.
[07:25] ---
A Koike Kazuo-san lives there,
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and Akashio Financial wants someone
to collect on his unpaid loan.
[07:37] ---
Let's see... 29-3...
[07:40] ---
29-3... Is this it?
[07:45] ---
Talk about ghetto...
[07:48] ---
Hello! Is Koike Kazuo-san home?
[07:56] ---
Oh?
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Koike-san is an acquaintance of yours?
[08:05] ---
I have no acquaintance this
incredibly stupid or poor.
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But if a repo man like you
is here, does that mean--
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I'm obviously here to collect on a debt!
[08:18] ---
Koike-san borrowed money from
Oshio Financial in the South Oasis
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and today's the repayment due date...
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Unfortunately, I'm told he
doesn't have a single cent...
[08:30] ---
Damn, this isn't looking good...
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Incidentally, what's a handyman doing here?
[08:39] ---
Hold on, you old fart!
[08:40] ---
You swindled money
from two places at once?!
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Give back the money you
borrowed from Akashio!
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"I.O.U."
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What...?!
[08:50] ---
He owes Akashio today, too!
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You got some guts making
both repayment days the same!
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Hand it over! Hand it over right now!
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Hey! Hold on! I was here first!
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So what?! First one to get repaid wins!
[09:06] ---
--What?!
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--Damn you...!
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Just give up and go home!
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You know I can't do that!
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Why're you ransacking the house?!
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It's finders-keepers!
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There's not a damn thing there!
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And the place reeks like mad!
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I'm sorry. In my condition,
I can't even work enough to--
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Koike-san.
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Do you know how people can
make a living lending money
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in this lawless region?
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No...
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Because no matter the obstacles,
no matter how much they resist,
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we hunt down creditors
and capture them alive.
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Yes, it's because there are
professional repo men like us around.
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And we use any means necessary
to always get the money repaid.
[10:13] ---
I'm known far and wide for
always carrying out my jobs!
[10:16] ---
And I don't show mercy
to sick, old geezers!
[10:20] ---
Dad...!
[10:24] ---
A babe! A little dusty, though...
[10:27] ---
What are you doing to my father?!
[10:33] ---
I see. So you were working in
place of your sick father...
[10:39] ---
I'm sorry. I knew today was the due date...
[10:43] ---
But wasn't that clearly too much
money for a woman to work off?
[10:49] ---
Yes. I worked myself to the bone, but...
[10:56] ---
Just when I found a job
at a printing plant,
[10:59] ---
its owner was murdered by bandits...
[11:02] ---
Get lost!
[11:04] ---
...and I never got paid...
[11:08] ---
And my job of hauling things...
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As a girl, I couldn't keep at it long...!
[11:16] ---
And the side job I finally found...
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I'm just so clumsy...!
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Forgive me, Noriko. I'm so worthless...
[11:37] ---
Are you alright, Dad?!
[11:39] ---
It's not your fault; that
stupid illness is to blame!
[11:43] ---
No, I've burdened everyone...
Even your mother...
[11:47] ---
Oh, Dad... You know you're
not supposed to say it.
[11:53] ---
Noriko...!
[11:58] ---
Don't worry! Let's work hard together!
[12:03] ---
Oh, dear. Not in front of company, Dad...
[12:08] ---
Um...
[12:10] ---
I could maybe convince Akashio...
[12:14] ---
Eh?!
[12:16] ---
...to wait 10 days or so...
[12:20] ---
Really...?!
[12:22] ---
M-maybe...
[12:29] ---
What?!
[12:30] ---
Nothing...
[12:32] ---
Liar!
[12:32] ---
I know you're thinking, "What a
softy," or, "He fell for her charm!"
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But what else is there? Tearing
this place up won't get us anything!
[12:43] ---
I wouldn't be so sure.
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No!
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There's always her!
[12:49] ---
Noriko...!
[12:50] ---
What the hell're you
doing with Noriko-san?!
[12:55] ---
Are you all right, Dad?!
[12:57] ---
Eh?
[12:58] ---
Even if she is poor and covered in dirt,
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she has beauty worthy of
a gentle and pure heart!
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I bet I could get a lot for her!
[13:08] ---
Oh, good thinking!
[13:11] ---
Wait, no! Don't you have
any blood or tears?!
[13:16] ---
Nope.
[13:17] ---
So how do you plan to get money
out of this penniless family?
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As you said, there's not a thing here.
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This girl is the only thing worth money.
[13:29] ---
How do you plan to collect on
their debt without selling her?
[13:33] ---
Aren't you known far and wide for
always carrying out your jobs?
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I got it!
[13:45] ---
We'll sell Noriko-san!
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But!
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I'm the one buyin' her!
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Therefore, I'll only pay off
their loan with Akashio.
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You and the old fart can do
something about the southern one!
[14:02] ---
What an idiot. Looks like
talking this out...
[14:05] ---
...is a waste of time!
[14:10] ---
The winner gets Noriko-san!
[14:12] ---
The loser thinks up another way
to collect on their debt! Agreed?!
[14:17] ---
Assuming the loser survives.
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Another thing -
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I won't let Noriko-san become
a victim of your unsavory hobbies!
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I'd appreciate you not badmouthing
other people's hobbies.
[14:28] ---
What's goin' on?!
[14:29] ---
This don't look so good!
[14:31] ---
It's a duel! Supposedly between
the Amagumo and Sunabouzu!
[14:36] ---
Eh?!
[14:37] ---
I sure hope that ain't true!
[14:40] ---
Seems they're fighting
over Koike-san's girl!
[14:45] ---
A ghost and a god of death...
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Elder...?!
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Why are you here?!
[14:50] ---
They must not be allowed to fight!
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The village will be blown away if they do!
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He appears out of nowhere
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and leaves unbeknownst to anyone
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He flies in the sky, burrows in the earth
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confuses and insults people
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to accomplish all his jobs
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The Ghost of the Desert - Sunabouzu!
[15:30] ---
Sunabouzu! Sunabouzu!
[15:42] ---
Elder...! Who's--
[15:44] ---
Say no more.
[15:51] ---
In spite of the dust storms,
he doesn't let his prey escape
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He catches fleeing debtors
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Every last one a soulless, pitiable
[16:08] ---
and disabled piece of garbage
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He's a true god of death
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A repo man!
[16:32] ---
You seem to be quite popular.
[16:36] ---
As do you.
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His skills are the real deal.
[16:40] ---
But he basically relies on gadgets like me.
[16:44] ---
Tricks meant for idiots
won't work on him...!
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His mind is addled, but he
must be famous for a reason.
[16:53] ---
Plus, he's seen my tricks...
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This could turn into one helluva fight...!
[17:50] ---
What is this?
[17:54] ---
It's just an ordinary shootout...
[17:59] ---
I tried too hard to anticipate
how he'd attack!
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To think this would be such a
degrading war of attrition...!
[18:05] ---
Dammit! What a waste of ammo!
[18:10] ---
Honey! You know you shouldn't wander about!
[18:16] ---
Yoko-san. When is today's lunch?
[18:19] ---
You just ate! Now come on home!
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Where the hell did you get that gun?!
[18:28] ---
Where were you hiding yours?!
[18:31] ---
Eat this!
[18:32] ---
Oh, crap!
[18:35] ---
Payback!
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Out of ammo and resorting to pistols...
This is getting too lame!
[18:51] ---
Die, punk!
[18:52] ---
I'm gonna tear you a new one!
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Damn you! Give up already!
[19:00] ---
I've had just about enough of you!
[19:02] ---
Noriko-san is mine!
[19:04] ---
Die, you lowlife perv!
[19:08] ---
Ow! Damn you! I ain't gonna fall
victim to your perversions, either!
[19:11] ---
It's almost suppertime.
[19:13] ---
Let's go.
[19:14] ---
How lame...
[19:33] ---
Amagumo-san... Your punches
ain't so strong now...
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Ha! You can't even stand up straight!
[19:56] ---
Finally found ya, Amagumo!
[19:58] ---
--Time to pay for this morning...!
[19:59] ---
--Finally found ya, Sunabouzu!
[20:01] ---
Time to pay for this morning...!
[20:04] ---
Time to pay!
[20:14] ---
Ouch!
[20:15] ---
What happened, Bro?
[20:45] ---
Amagumo... You're pretty good...!
[20:48] ---
You too, Sunabouzu...!
[20:54] ---
A short break and then we'll continue!
[20:57] ---
Yeah...
[21:07] ---
Two I.O.U.s, all ours!
[21:12] ---
You always make the due date
on the day of Mom's death...!
[21:19] ---
But we sure were lucky this time.
[21:22] ---
One of them was a lowlife perv,
so they trounced each other!
[21:29] ---
Your mother was watching out for us!
[21:34] ---
Don't be getting tomato juice
on my clothes again!
[21:39] ---
Now that we've burned the
I.O.U.s and gotten out of debt,
[21:43] ---
where should we borrow money from next?
[21:46] ---
Oh, dear. Just be sure to buy
me some new clothes!
[21:50] ---
You know, living really is tough...
[21:55] ---
Very tough.
[22:00] ---
The Great Kanto Desert.
[22:01] ---
In this world of survival of the
fittest, the victor is right.
[22:07] ---
The loser is a moron, garbage, and wrong.
[22:12] ---
Men, women, old people, idiots, and
scum all live here at full blast.
[22:18] ---
Sunabouzu's Earnings for Today:
- 1,693,452 yen
[22:20] ---
Breakdown: - Repayment
of Koike Kazuo's Loan
[22:22] ---
-Job Expenses and Ammunition
-Equipment Repair
[22:37] ---
One circle... Two circles...
[22:45] ---
One more big circle...
[22:49] ---
A billowing raincoat...
(It's a cape!)
[22:53] ---
Oh, let's not forget
the sunshade now...
[22:58] ---
(His heart is pitch black!
His heart is pitch black!)
[23:04] ---
Give him a Winchester and
suddenly you have Sunabouzu!
[23:20] ---
He'll run again
today! (Run again)
[23:24] ---
Through the desert!
(Even if forced to do jobs)
[23:28] ---
He'll go forth again tomorrow!
(Go forth again)
[23:31] ---
(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
[23:33] ---
(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
[23:35] ---
(Until he gets the Boobie Lady!)
[23:37] ---
He'll rush on ahead, life
on the line! Rush on ahead!
[23:45] ---
[23:55] ---
Yo! Ghost of the Desert, Sunabouzu here!
[23:57] ---
The boob lady next episode is--
Eh? There isn't one?!
[24:00] ---
-- And what if there isn't?!
-- No! I need my boobies!
[24:03] ---
The Sunabouzu, devastated.
[24:05] ---
On the next Sunabouzu -
Tank and Machine Guns
[24:07] ---
Miss it and I won't pay up!
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