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14 - Kosuna: Fully Automatic

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[01:22] ---
    "Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
[01:39] ---
    I'm Koizumi Taiko!
[01:41] ---
    I'm 14 and intent on being the
    Great Kanto Desert's ♪1 skilled beauty!
[01:47] ---
    Kosuna Change!
[01:50] ---
    When trouble's afoot, I transform
    into the super-equipped Kosuna
[01:53] ---
    and beat the bad desert people senseless!
[01:57] ---
    Tadah!
[01:58] ---
    We give up...!
[02:01] ---
    I do mess up once in a while,
[02:03] ---
    but my master's encouragement
    helps me do my best!
[02:21] ---
    How many are there?!
[02:24] ---
    What happened?!
[02:25] ---
    Damn! A pitfall...!
[02:27] ---
    --Look out! There's pitfalls everywhere!
[02:29] ---
    --Or so I wish...
[02:32] ---
    Sometimes I wonder if I should
    really keep doing this...
[02:35] ---
    I became his pupil so I could become
    the desert's most skilled beauty,
[02:41] ---
    but what I do is so far from that goal...
[02:45] ---
    They're on the move! South-22!
[02:49] ---
    Hey!
[02:51] ---
    Hey!
[02:53] ---
    Yes...?!
[02:54] ---
    What the hell're you doing?!
[02:56] ---
    Go get all the dummy balloons!
[02:58] ---
    Right...!
[03:05] ---
    "Kosuna and Full-Auto"
[03:14] ---
    Dammit...! What's goin' on?!
[03:16] ---
    Where is he?! Where'd he go?!
[03:18] ---
    Tadah!
[03:23] ---
    He disappeared again!
[03:25] ---
    So he IS with Kuronuma...!
[03:27] ---
    Well, duh! Let's go!
[03:29] ---
    Mommy...!
[03:31] ---
    H-hey!
[03:36] ---
    What happened to you?!
[03:38] ---
    What happened up there?!
[03:39] ---
    He even stole my undies...!
[03:41] ---
    I dunno who he is, but this ain't good!
[03:44] ---
    Let's get our asses back to camp!
[03:47] ---
    W-wait for me...!
[03:48] ---
    Ow ow...! My feet are burning...!
[03:57] ---
    Here we are.
[04:02] ---
    Two more to go...
[04:05] ---
    All this work and I'm still
    no closer to my goal...
[04:10] ---
    Yeah, to be the Great Kanto Desert's
    greatest skilled beauty...!
[04:17] ---
    I got you now, Sunabozu!
[04:19] ---
    Damn! I can't believe
    I fell into a trap!
[04:21] ---
    Oh no! Whatever will I do?!
[04:24] ---
    This will be the graveyard for
    the Ghost of the Desert, Sunabozu!
[04:28] ---
    Die!
[04:33] ---
    Impossible! Who could
    shoot so accurately?!
[04:36] ---
    Oh, my! I'm saved in the nick of time!
    Whoever could it be?!
[04:42] ---
    Handyman of the Desert,
    Kosuna, at your service!
[04:45] ---
    You desert-infesting villains!
    Go home right this minute!
[04:50] ---
    What?!
[04:51] ---
    The Great Kanto Desert's greatest
    skilled beauty, Kosuna-chan?!
[04:58] ---
    I love you, Kosuna-tan!
[04:59] ---
    Gimme your autograph!
[05:01] ---
    We surrender!
[05:03] ---
    You saved me, Kosuna!
[05:05] ---
    You no longer need my help.
[05:08] ---
    From this day forth, you're a
    superb handyman in your own right!
[05:12] ---
    Congratulations!
[05:14] ---
    Congratulations!
[05:16] ---
    Congratulations!
[05:28] ---
    At any rate, even with loser
    small-fry work I need to try my hardest...
[05:33] ---
    Loser small-fry, huh?!
[05:36] ---
    Dummy balloons and a shovel...!
[05:38] ---
    So YOU set this all up,
    you puny wench...!
[05:44] ---
    I'm gonna tear you apart...!
[05:50] ---
    A bulletproof vest?!
[05:52] ---
    Pipsqueak...!
[05:57] ---
    What a right jab...!
[06:02] ---
    Damn bastard got deserted
    by his friends and panicked...
[06:06] ---
    Master!
[06:08] ---
    So what were you doing?
[06:11] ---
    Caught by surprise or not, you still
    let an unarmed jackass get you.
[06:15] ---
    Can't you even do backup support right?
[06:17] ---
    I- I'm sorry...
[06:19] ---
    You'll never get on
    the front lines like that!
[06:23] ---
    Y-yes, sir...
[06:24] ---
    A crappy job like this normally
    wouldn't even call for someone like me,
[06:29] ---
    yet I can't even trust
    my own student to it!
[06:32] ---
    Yes, sir...
[06:33] ---
    You think too much during work, don't ya?
[06:37] ---
    I bet you were
    spacing off again this time...!
[06:40] ---
    Yes...
[06:41] ---
    Geez, so you're so useless...
[06:46] ---
    "Water Station ♪30"
[06:50] ---
    Damn it! It's jammed again!
[06:53] ---
    Guess it's no use...
[06:54] ---
    Full-autos just don't
    last long in the desert...
[06:57] ---
    We'll just have to get it tuned up.
[06:59] ---
    "Igarashi Gun Shop" "Made-to-Order"
[07:00] ---
    You dolt!
[07:03] ---
    Don't be spoutin' hogwash and
    forgettin' you can't handle guns right!
[07:07] ---
    But, Mister...!
[07:09] ---
    Shut up!
[07:10] ---
    If you're that scared of trouble
    then get yourself a damn knife!
[07:14] ---
    There ain't no guns in
    my shop for the likes of you!
[07:22] ---
    You're the same as ever,
    Igarashi-meijin...!
[07:25] ---
    Oh, if it isn't the asshole.
    Still alive, huh?
[07:29] ---
    Thanks to you...
[07:31] ---
    What brings you today?
[07:33] ---
    Not me, this here brat.
[07:37] ---
    H-hello!
[07:39] ---
    My name is Koizumi Taiko;
    I work under Sunabozu-sensei!
[07:44] ---
    You see, she blames her gun
    for screwing up a job
[07:48] ---
    and won't stop complaining
    about how she wants a stronger one...
[07:52] ---
    I hit him! But he didn't even budge!
[07:55] ---
    If I'd had a stronger gun,
    I'm certain I would've beaten--
[07:58] ---
    You know it's not about if you hit him
    or if the gun was strong or weak!
[08:04] ---
    It was because you let
    that moron spot you!
[08:07] ---
    I- I realize that, but...!
[08:11] ---
    But I'm upset I wasn't able to
    clean up my own mess back there!
[08:18] ---
    Listen! You've started to think
    too much lately-- quit it!
[08:22] ---
    Girls don't need to use their heads...!
[08:25] ---
    No! I want to be able
    to take care of myself!
[08:29] ---
    Alright.
[08:31] ---
    Come with me.
[08:44] ---
    Try shooting this.
[08:49] ---
    What's wrong?
[08:51] ---
    I don't want this;
[08:52] ---
    I want a .308 assault rifle
    and a Magnum handgun!
[08:56] ---
    Geez, will you get real?!
[08:59] ---
    I know it's beyond me!
[09:02] ---
    But I want something that can
    blow someone away in one shot!
[09:07] ---
    Please! I swear I'll get
    good enough to master it!
[09:11] ---
    Could you show me your skill...?
[09:16] ---
    I work hard to make 'em. I don't
    want 'em to wind up useless...
[09:24] ---
    All right! I'll shoot any gun you want!
[09:27] ---
    Then for starters...
[09:29] ---
    Yes?! A .223?! Or maybe
    straight to a .308?!
[09:34] ---
    ...could you dig me a hole?
[09:38] ---
    The shovels are right there.
[09:42] ---
    Understood!
[09:48] ---
    I'm here to buy a gun,
    so why do I have to dig holes?
[09:51] ---
    No! Don't you prefer the big shovel?!
[09:57] ---
    So that's the deal...
[10:25] ---
    It's too long... And hard to use...!
[10:30] ---
    I know what you're trying to say!
[10:32] ---
    Keep practicality in mind, right?!
[10:36] ---
    Choose a gun that suits my size, right?!
[10:43] ---
    How cute...!
[10:51] ---
    I refuse to give in!
    I absolutely won't give in!
[10:56] ---
    The guns best suited for me
    are super powerful ones!
[11:00] ---
    I want a .308!
[11:03] ---
    I want a gun that's unbeatable!
[11:25] ---
    So those wellionaires are still at it?
[11:28] ---
    Yep. In some ruins up north.
[11:31] ---
    Kuronuma and Tomikawa, was it?
[11:33] ---
    You sure are involved
    in some dinky stuff...
[11:37] ---
    It's not my fault; it's just
    a job I got from the Mugenya.
[11:40] ---
    But it's only for a limited time
[11:42] ---
    until their bodyguard who got
    appendicitis gets out of the hospital...!
[11:49] ---
    Wait, don't tell me that's--
[11:52] ---
    Impressive. You noticed.
[11:55] ---
    So it is...?!
[11:56] ---
    Yup.
[11:57] ---
    At first glance, it doesn't
    seem different from any other M2...
[12:02] ---
    ...but it's a First Replica.
[12:05] ---
    I assume you know all the guns
    used here in the Great Kanto Desert
[12:10] ---
    are replicas based on items
    excavated from the Dark Age.
[12:14] ---
    Every last original dug up was
    confiscated by the Oasis government,
[12:20] ---
    and after analytical studies, only stuff
    deemed appropriate for civilians
[12:25] ---
    was delivered to us ordinary citizens...
[12:29] ---
    They say in a high-security room
    deep within a government building
[12:34] ---
    lies a huge amount
    of valuable originals...
[12:37] ---
    Isn't it called the Treasure Vault?
[12:41] ---
    Yup. I've only heard
    rumors about it, though.
[12:45] ---
    Supposedly there's also super-advanced
    technology from the final days
[12:48] ---
    that we can't even begin to
    analyze with current technology.
[12:56] ---
    And the first models made based on
    those originals are First Replicas.
[13:08] ---
    Whadya think?
[13:09] ---
    Completely different from all
    those replicas of replicas.
[13:13] ---
    From the materials to the workmanship...
    It's all ultra-top-of-the-line.
[13:18] ---
    But who's the big spender?!
[13:20] ---
    You'd need some major connections
    with the Oasis government
[13:22] ---
    or some major dough
    to get something like this...
[13:27] ---
    "Specifications"
[13:30] ---
    Don't tell me this familiar-yet-tasteless
    customization belongs to--
[13:41] ---
    Yes...! It is I!
[13:46] ---
    You're as rambunctious as ever...
[13:51] ---
    My bad.
[13:52] ---
    The Greatest Handyman
    in the Desert, Sunabozu-sama,
[13:56] ---
    must be exhausted from his big land war!
[14:00] ---
    And Amagumo-sensei played such
    a big part at Dog-Girl Rock
[14:04] ---
    that I almost got credit for it
    swiped right out from under me!
[14:12] ---
    Incidentally, Gunsmith,
    how is the gun I ordered?
[14:15] ---
    --I've been swamped.
[14:16] ---
    --Hey! Don't ignore me!
[14:17] ---
    --Gimme a few more days.
[14:18] ---
    --Hey! Amagumo!
[14:20] ---
    Understood. I want it to be
    exactly like my previous gun.
[14:24] ---
    For that I will wait
    any number of days...
[14:27] ---
    Hey, you...!
[14:30] ---
    You seem to be doing quite well lately!
[14:34] ---
    Do repo men really make that much?!
[14:36] ---
    I've given up the repo business.
[14:39] ---
    Anyway, Gunsmith. I'll be back.
[14:41] ---
    Sure. You can pay for the door then, too.
[14:45] ---
    Understood...
[14:47] ---
    Hey!
[14:48] ---
    I'll tell you this much.
[14:51] ---
    Money isn't buried under the eaves
    of poor people's houses.
[14:55] ---
    Where do you think it IS buried?
[14:57] ---
    Huh?!
[14:59] ---
    The battlefield.
[15:13] ---
    I dunno the details, but it sounds
    like he found a good source of money.
[15:22] ---
    Slow and steady wins the race.
[15:24] ---
    What the hell is he doing,
[15:25] ---
    quitting the repo business
    after all that time?
[15:29] ---
    Who're you to talk? You don't plan
    to be a handyman forever, do ya?
[15:46] ---
    You do me too much credit!
[15:49] ---
    I guess I do!
[15:53] ---
    Well, let's go!
[15:54] ---
    Eh?
[15:55] ---
    She must be spent by now.
[16:12] ---
    Hey, you alive?
[16:15] ---
    I was--
[16:17] ---
    Here.
[16:19] ---
    W-water!
[16:25] ---
    Moron. You tried too hard!
[16:28] ---
    B-but...!
[16:30] ---
    Here.
[16:33] ---
    This is what you want, isn't it?
[16:43] ---
    A .308 full-auto FN-FAL.
[16:47] ---
    It's a tad heavier than the G3 series,
    but a good desert gun.
[16:55] ---
    I-it's heavy...!
[17:05] ---
    But...!
[17:08] ---
    One shot from 150 meters...?!
[17:18] ---
    H-holy crap...
[17:23] ---
    My word...!
[17:27] ---
    It's too strong!
    My shoulder's already hurting...
[17:31] ---
    And its weight and kickback are insane...
[17:34] ---
    It's so long and heavy and big...!
[17:59] ---
    An AK jumps even more.
[18:01] ---
    That's too light. What do you say?
[18:05] ---
    Would you like to try some others?
[18:08] ---
    I have an M14 and a Model 64--
[18:13] ---
    It's too much for me after all.
[18:16] ---
    It'd be so hard to lug this thing
    and spare ammo all around the desert
[18:21] ---
    that it'd get in the way of work.
[18:23] ---
    There's no question
    I'd be a burden on my master.
[18:29] ---
    A gun is a tool. Whether a tool
    saves or kills depends on the user.
[18:34] ---
    Just having a good tool
    doesn't make you stronger.
[18:37] ---
    Just look at him.
[18:41] ---
    Me?
[18:42] ---
    In all my 55 years I've never
    seen anyone as despicable as him.
[18:49] ---
    He's cowardly, stingy,
    scrawny, and spiteful...
[18:52] ---
    And I dunno why,
    but he's garishly overbearing.
[18:56] ---
    Gunsmith...! Come on, that's not very--
[18:59] ---
    But...
[19:03] ---
    But what ticks me off the most
[19:06] ---
    is that this bastard treks across
    this hellish Great Kanto Desert
[19:10] ---
    with the shabby shotgun he got
    as a memento from his old man.
[19:20] ---
    A .308 and .223.
    A rocket launcher with grenades.
[19:23] ---
    He's even made sport
    of an armed hovercraft
[19:26] ---
    and continues to live
    a happy-go-lucky life.
[19:29] ---
    All with that run-of-the-mill shotgun.
[19:34] ---
    Not to mention it's plainly obvious
    he's lived a dirty, scummy life.
[19:40] ---
    No, I'm just living life
    to the fullest...!
[19:44] ---
    You see? Isn't he a scumbag?
[19:46] ---
    Yes!
[19:47] ---
    I think he's a very strong person!
[20:00] ---
    I see! A strong person, eh?!
[20:06] ---
    It was then that I finally understood.
[20:11] ---
    What I really wanted
    wasn't a powerful gun.
[20:17] ---
    No, it was...
[20:27] ---
    Wow!
[20:28] ---
    Whadya think?
[20:30] ---
    It's perfect! It fits great in my hands!
[20:32] ---
    Hold on. I gotta fix one last thing.
[20:35] ---
    OK!
[20:35] ---
    Hey.
[20:37] ---
    What is it, Master?
[20:38] ---
    That 9-mm submachine gun
    doesn't pack much of a punch,
[20:41] ---
    and it's pretty hard to master.
[20:44] ---
    R-right! I'll work hard
    to make it my own!
[20:49] ---
    I look forward to seeing that happen.
[20:51] ---
    Dammit...!
[20:53] ---
    This means Igarashi judged her
    to have enough skill to master it...!
[21:00] ---
    So, let me make this clear right now!
[21:03] ---
    Yes?!
[21:06] ---
    Hot girls with giant boobs don't need
    to be independent to live...!
[21:15] ---
    Damn! Retreat!
[21:16] ---
    I can't tell where he is!
[21:18] ---
    Retreat! Retreat!
[21:22] ---
    A pitfall!
[21:23] ---
    Watch out!
[21:25] ---
    It's a trap!
[21:33] ---
    He disappeared...!
[21:34] ---
    Kosuna! I've neutralized
    the South-11 enemies!
[21:37] ---
    Get to work on the North-8 stuff!
[21:39] ---
    I'm gonna flush out the rest of 'em!
[21:42] ---
    Roger!
[21:42] ---
    I've been stripped...!
[21:52] ---
    I still haven't shot a single bullet...
[21:55] ---
    No, no!
[22:00] ---
    Quit thinking about stuff! Work, work!
[22:03] ---
    It seems like all I do is dig holes...
    but it's all part of my training!
[22:12] ---
    What I really wanted...
[22:15] ---
    Yes, I'm certain it was a strong heart
    that could accept my weakness...
[23:57] ---
    Yay! I finally have a theme song!
    I guess I'm the new main character!
[24:00] ---
    You wish! Wait, this isn't
    the normal preview song...!
[24:02] ---
    Next time is the start
    of "Magical Kosuna-tan"!
[24:04] ---
    Episode 1 is "Idiot Frog
    in Dog-Ear Mode"! Everyone laugh!
[24:07] ---
    Next time is really
    "Siblings and Childhood Friends"!
[24:08] ---
    Miss it and it WILL turn
    into a cutesy anime!