14 - Kosuna: Fully Automatic
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[01:22] ---
"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
[01:39] ---
I'm Koizumi Taiko!
[01:41] ---
I'm 14 and intent on being the
Great Kanto Desert's ♪1 skilled beauty!
[01:47] ---
Kosuna Change!
[01:50] ---
When trouble's afoot, I transform
into the super-equipped Kosuna
[01:53] ---
and beat the bad desert people senseless!
[01:57] ---
Tadah!
[01:58] ---
We give up...!
[02:01] ---
I do mess up once in a while,
[02:03] ---
but my master's encouragement
helps me do my best!
[02:21] ---
How many are there?!
[02:24] ---
What happened?!
[02:25] ---
Damn! A pitfall...!
[02:27] ---
--Look out! There's pitfalls everywhere!
[02:29] ---
--Or so I wish...
[02:32] ---
Sometimes I wonder if I should
really keep doing this...
[02:35] ---
I became his pupil so I could become
the desert's most skilled beauty,
[02:41] ---
but what I do is so far from that goal...
[02:45] ---
They're on the move! South-22!
[02:49] ---
Hey!
[02:51] ---
Hey!
[02:53] ---
Yes...?!
[02:54] ---
What the hell're you doing?!
[02:56] ---
Go get all the dummy balloons!
[02:58] ---
Right...!
[03:05] ---
"Kosuna and Full-Auto"
[03:14] ---
Dammit...! What's goin' on?!
[03:16] ---
Where is he?! Where'd he go?!
[03:18] ---
Tadah!
[03:23] ---
He disappeared again!
[03:25] ---
So he IS with Kuronuma...!
[03:27] ---
Well, duh! Let's go!
[03:29] ---
Mommy...!
[03:31] ---
H-hey!
[03:36] ---
What happened to you?!
[03:38] ---
What happened up there?!
[03:39] ---
He even stole my undies...!
[03:41] ---
I dunno who he is, but this ain't good!
[03:44] ---
Let's get our asses back to camp!
[03:47] ---
W-wait for me...!
[03:48] ---
Ow ow...! My feet are burning...!
[03:57] ---
Here we are.
[04:02] ---
Two more to go...
[04:05] ---
All this work and I'm still
no closer to my goal...
[04:10] ---
Yeah, to be the Great Kanto Desert's
greatest skilled beauty...!
[04:17] ---
I got you now, Sunabozu!
[04:19] ---
Damn! I can't believe
I fell into a trap!
[04:21] ---
Oh no! Whatever will I do?!
[04:24] ---
This will be the graveyard for
the Ghost of the Desert, Sunabozu!
[04:28] ---
Die!
[04:33] ---
Impossible! Who could
shoot so accurately?!
[04:36] ---
Oh, my! I'm saved in the nick of time!
Whoever could it be?!
[04:42] ---
Handyman of the Desert,
Kosuna, at your service!
[04:45] ---
You desert-infesting villains!
Go home right this minute!
[04:50] ---
What?!
[04:51] ---
The Great Kanto Desert's greatest
skilled beauty, Kosuna-chan?!
[04:58] ---
I love you, Kosuna-tan!
[04:59] ---
Gimme your autograph!
[05:01] ---
We surrender!
[05:03] ---
You saved me, Kosuna!
[05:05] ---
You no longer need my help.
[05:08] ---
From this day forth, you're a
superb handyman in your own right!
[05:12] ---
Congratulations!
[05:14] ---
Congratulations!
[05:16] ---
Congratulations!
[05:28] ---
At any rate, even with loser
small-fry work I need to try my hardest...
[05:33] ---
Loser small-fry, huh?!
[05:36] ---
Dummy balloons and a shovel...!
[05:38] ---
So YOU set this all up,
you puny wench...!
[05:44] ---
I'm gonna tear you apart...!
[05:50] ---
A bulletproof vest?!
[05:52] ---
Pipsqueak...!
[05:57] ---
What a right jab...!
[06:02] ---
Damn bastard got deserted
by his friends and panicked...
[06:06] ---
Master!
[06:08] ---
So what were you doing?
[06:11] ---
Caught by surprise or not, you still
let an unarmed jackass get you.
[06:15] ---
Can't you even do backup support right?
[06:17] ---
I- I'm sorry...
[06:19] ---
You'll never get on
the front lines like that!
[06:23] ---
Y-yes, sir...
[06:24] ---
A crappy job like this normally
wouldn't even call for someone like me,
[06:29] ---
yet I can't even trust
my own student to it!
[06:32] ---
Yes, sir...
[06:33] ---
You think too much during work, don't ya?
[06:37] ---
I bet you were
spacing off again this time...!
[06:40] ---
Yes...
[06:41] ---
Geez, so you're so useless...
[06:46] ---
"Water Station ♪30"
[06:50] ---
Damn it! It's jammed again!
[06:53] ---
Guess it's no use...
[06:54] ---
Full-autos just don't
last long in the desert...
[06:57] ---
We'll just have to get it tuned up.
[06:59] ---
"Igarashi Gun Shop" "Made-to-Order"
[07:00] ---
You dolt!
[07:03] ---
Don't be spoutin' hogwash and
forgettin' you can't handle guns right!
[07:07] ---
But, Mister...!
[07:09] ---
Shut up!
[07:10] ---
If you're that scared of trouble
then get yourself a damn knife!
[07:14] ---
There ain't no guns in
my shop for the likes of you!
[07:22] ---
You're the same as ever,
Igarashi-meijin...!
[07:25] ---
Oh, if it isn't the asshole.
Still alive, huh?
[07:29] ---
Thanks to you...
[07:31] ---
What brings you today?
[07:33] ---
Not me, this here brat.
[07:37] ---
H-hello!
[07:39] ---
My name is Koizumi Taiko;
I work under Sunabozu-sensei!
[07:44] ---
You see, she blames her gun
for screwing up a job
[07:48] ---
and won't stop complaining
about how she wants a stronger one...
[07:52] ---
I hit him! But he didn't even budge!
[07:55] ---
If I'd had a stronger gun,
I'm certain I would've beaten--
[07:58] ---
You know it's not about if you hit him
or if the gun was strong or weak!
[08:04] ---
It was because you let
that moron spot you!
[08:07] ---
I- I realize that, but...!
[08:11] ---
But I'm upset I wasn't able to
clean up my own mess back there!
[08:18] ---
Listen! You've started to think
too much lately-- quit it!
[08:22] ---
Girls don't need to use their heads...!
[08:25] ---
No! I want to be able
to take care of myself!
[08:29] ---
Alright.
[08:31] ---
Come with me.
[08:44] ---
Try shooting this.
[08:49] ---
What's wrong?
[08:51] ---
I don't want this;
[08:52] ---
I want a .308 assault rifle
and a Magnum handgun!
[08:56] ---
Geez, will you get real?!
[08:59] ---
I know it's beyond me!
[09:02] ---
But I want something that can
blow someone away in one shot!
[09:07] ---
Please! I swear I'll get
good enough to master it!
[09:11] ---
Could you show me your skill...?
[09:16] ---
I work hard to make 'em. I don't
want 'em to wind up useless...
[09:24] ---
All right! I'll shoot any gun you want!
[09:27] ---
Then for starters...
[09:29] ---
Yes?! A .223?! Or maybe
straight to a .308?!
[09:34] ---
...could you dig me a hole?
[09:38] ---
The shovels are right there.
[09:42] ---
Understood!
[09:48] ---
I'm here to buy a gun,
so why do I have to dig holes?
[09:51] ---
No! Don't you prefer the big shovel?!
[09:57] ---
So that's the deal...
[10:25] ---
It's too long... And hard to use...!
[10:30] ---
I know what you're trying to say!
[10:32] ---
Keep practicality in mind, right?!
[10:36] ---
Choose a gun that suits my size, right?!
[10:43] ---
How cute...!
[10:51] ---
I refuse to give in!
I absolutely won't give in!
[10:56] ---
The guns best suited for me
are super powerful ones!
[11:00] ---
I want a .308!
[11:03] ---
I want a gun that's unbeatable!
[11:25] ---
So those wellionaires are still at it?
[11:28] ---
Yep. In some ruins up north.
[11:31] ---
Kuronuma and Tomikawa, was it?
[11:33] ---
You sure are involved
in some dinky stuff...
[11:37] ---
It's not my fault; it's just
a job I got from the Mugenya.
[11:40] ---
But it's only for a limited time
[11:42] ---
until their bodyguard who got
appendicitis gets out of the hospital...!
[11:49] ---
Wait, don't tell me that's--
[11:52] ---
Impressive. You noticed.
[11:55] ---
So it is...?!
[11:56] ---
Yup.
[11:57] ---
At first glance, it doesn't
seem different from any other M2...
[12:02] ---
...but it's a First Replica.
[12:05] ---
I assume you know all the guns
used here in the Great Kanto Desert
[12:10] ---
are replicas based on items
excavated from the Dark Age.
[12:14] ---
Every last original dug up was
confiscated by the Oasis government,
[12:20] ---
and after analytical studies, only stuff
deemed appropriate for civilians
[12:25] ---
was delivered to us ordinary citizens...
[12:29] ---
They say in a high-security room
deep within a government building
[12:34] ---
lies a huge amount
of valuable originals...
[12:37] ---
Isn't it called the Treasure Vault?
[12:41] ---
Yup. I've only heard
rumors about it, though.
[12:45] ---
Supposedly there's also super-advanced
technology from the final days
[12:48] ---
that we can't even begin to
analyze with current technology.
[12:56] ---
And the first models made based on
those originals are First Replicas.
[13:08] ---
Whadya think?
[13:09] ---
Completely different from all
those replicas of replicas.
[13:13] ---
From the materials to the workmanship...
It's all ultra-top-of-the-line.
[13:18] ---
But who's the big spender?!
[13:20] ---
You'd need some major connections
with the Oasis government
[13:22] ---
or some major dough
to get something like this...
[13:27] ---
"Specifications"
[13:30] ---
Don't tell me this familiar-yet-tasteless
customization belongs to--
[13:41] ---
Yes...! It is I!
[13:46] ---
You're as rambunctious as ever...
[13:51] ---
My bad.
[13:52] ---
The Greatest Handyman
in the Desert, Sunabozu-sama,
[13:56] ---
must be exhausted from his big land war!
[14:00] ---
And Amagumo-sensei played such
a big part at Dog-Girl Rock
[14:04] ---
that I almost got credit for it
swiped right out from under me!
[14:12] ---
Incidentally, Gunsmith,
how is the gun I ordered?
[14:15] ---
--I've been swamped.
[14:16] ---
--Hey! Don't ignore me!
[14:17] ---
--Gimme a few more days.
[14:18] ---
--Hey! Amagumo!
[14:20] ---
Understood. I want it to be
exactly like my previous gun.
[14:24] ---
For that I will wait
any number of days...
[14:27] ---
Hey, you...!
[14:30] ---
You seem to be doing quite well lately!
[14:34] ---
Do repo men really make that much?!
[14:36] ---
I've given up the repo business.
[14:39] ---
Anyway, Gunsmith. I'll be back.
[14:41] ---
Sure. You can pay for the door then, too.
[14:45] ---
Understood...
[14:47] ---
Hey!
[14:48] ---
I'll tell you this much.
[14:51] ---
Money isn't buried under the eaves
of poor people's houses.
[14:55] ---
Where do you think it IS buried?
[14:57] ---
Huh?!
[14:59] ---
The battlefield.
[15:13] ---
I dunno the details, but it sounds
like he found a good source of money.
[15:22] ---
Slow and steady wins the race.
[15:24] ---
What the hell is he doing,
[15:25] ---
quitting the repo business
after all that time?
[15:29] ---
Who're you to talk? You don't plan
to be a handyman forever, do ya?
[15:46] ---
You do me too much credit!
[15:49] ---
I guess I do!
[15:53] ---
Well, let's go!
[15:54] ---
Eh?
[15:55] ---
She must be spent by now.
[16:12] ---
Hey, you alive?
[16:15] ---
I was--
[16:17] ---
Here.
[16:19] ---
W-water!
[16:25] ---
Moron. You tried too hard!
[16:28] ---
B-but...!
[16:30] ---
Here.
[16:33] ---
This is what you want, isn't it?
[16:43] ---
A .308 full-auto FN-FAL.
[16:47] ---
It's a tad heavier than the G3 series,
but a good desert gun.
[16:55] ---
I-it's heavy...!
[17:05] ---
But...!
[17:08] ---
One shot from 150 meters...?!
[17:18] ---
H-holy crap...
[17:23] ---
My word...!
[17:27] ---
It's too strong!
My shoulder's already hurting...
[17:31] ---
And its weight and kickback are insane...
[17:34] ---
It's so long and heavy and big...!
[17:59] ---
An AK jumps even more.
[18:01] ---
That's too light. What do you say?
[18:05] ---
Would you like to try some others?
[18:08] ---
I have an M14 and a Model 64--
[18:13] ---
It's too much for me after all.
[18:16] ---
It'd be so hard to lug this thing
and spare ammo all around the desert
[18:21] ---
that it'd get in the way of work.
[18:23] ---
There's no question
I'd be a burden on my master.
[18:29] ---
A gun is a tool. Whether a tool
saves or kills depends on the user.
[18:34] ---
Just having a good tool
doesn't make you stronger.
[18:37] ---
Just look at him.
[18:41] ---
Me?
[18:42] ---
In all my 55 years I've never
seen anyone as despicable as him.
[18:49] ---
He's cowardly, stingy,
scrawny, and spiteful...
[18:52] ---
And I dunno why,
but he's garishly overbearing.
[18:56] ---
Gunsmith...! Come on, that's not very--
[18:59] ---
But...
[19:03] ---
But what ticks me off the most
[19:06] ---
is that this bastard treks across
this hellish Great Kanto Desert
[19:10] ---
with the shabby shotgun he got
as a memento from his old man.
[19:20] ---
A .308 and .223.
A rocket launcher with grenades.
[19:23] ---
He's even made sport
of an armed hovercraft
[19:26] ---
and continues to live
a happy-go-lucky life.
[19:29] ---
All with that run-of-the-mill shotgun.
[19:34] ---
Not to mention it's plainly obvious
he's lived a dirty, scummy life.
[19:40] ---
No, I'm just living life
to the fullest...!
[19:44] ---
You see? Isn't he a scumbag?
[19:46] ---
Yes!
[19:47] ---
I think he's a very strong person!
[20:00] ---
I see! A strong person, eh?!
[20:06] ---
It was then that I finally understood.
[20:11] ---
What I really wanted
wasn't a powerful gun.
[20:17] ---
No, it was...
[20:27] ---
Wow!
[20:28] ---
Whadya think?
[20:30] ---
It's perfect! It fits great in my hands!
[20:32] ---
Hold on. I gotta fix one last thing.
[20:35] ---
OK!
[20:35] ---
Hey.
[20:37] ---
What is it, Master?
[20:38] ---
That 9-mm submachine gun
doesn't pack much of a punch,
[20:41] ---
and it's pretty hard to master.
[20:44] ---
R-right! I'll work hard
to make it my own!
[20:49] ---
I look forward to seeing that happen.
[20:51] ---
Dammit...!
[20:53] ---
This means Igarashi judged her
to have enough skill to master it...!
[21:00] ---
So, let me make this clear right now!
[21:03] ---
Yes?!
[21:06] ---
Hot girls with giant boobs don't need
to be independent to live...!
[21:15] ---
Damn! Retreat!
[21:16] ---
I can't tell where he is!
[21:18] ---
Retreat! Retreat!
[21:22] ---
A pitfall!
[21:23] ---
Watch out!
[21:25] ---
It's a trap!
[21:33] ---
He disappeared...!
[21:34] ---
Kosuna! I've neutralized
the South-11 enemies!
[21:37] ---
Get to work on the North-8 stuff!
[21:39] ---
I'm gonna flush out the rest of 'em!
[21:42] ---
Roger!
[21:42] ---
I've been stripped...!
[21:52] ---
I still haven't shot a single bullet...
[21:55] ---
No, no!
[22:00] ---
Quit thinking about stuff! Work, work!
[22:03] ---
It seems like all I do is dig holes...
but it's all part of my training!
[22:12] ---
What I really wanted...
[22:15] ---
Yes, I'm certain it was a strong heart
that could accept my weakness...
[23:57] ---
Yay! I finally have a theme song!
I guess I'm the new main character!
[24:00] ---
You wish! Wait, this isn't
the normal preview song...!
[24:02] ---
Next time is the start
of "Magical Kosuna-tan"!
[24:04] ---
Episode 1 is "Idiot Frog
in Dog-Ear Mode"! Everyone laugh!
[24:07] ---
Next time is really
"Siblings and Childhood Friends"!
[24:08] ---
Miss it and it WILL turn
into a cutesy anime!
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