# 14 - Kosuna: Fully Automatic
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"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
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I'm Koizumi Taiko!
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I'm 14 and intent on being the
Great Kanto Desert's ♪1 skilled beauty!
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Kosuna Change!
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When trouble's afoot, I transform
into the super-equipped Kosuna
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and beat the bad desert people senseless!
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Tadah!
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We give up...!
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I do mess up once in a while,
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but my master's encouragement
helps me do my best!
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How many are there?!
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What happened?!
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Damn! A pitfall...!
**[02:27] ---**
--Look out! There's pitfalls everywhere!
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--Or so I wish...
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Sometimes I wonder if I should
really keep doing this...
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I became his pupil so I could become
the desert's most skilled beauty,
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but what I do is so far from that goal...
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They're on the move! South-22!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Yes...?!
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What the hell're you doing?!
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Go get all the dummy balloons!
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Right...!
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"Kosuna and Full-Auto"
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Dammit...! What's goin' on?!
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Where is he?! Where'd he go?!
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Tadah!
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He disappeared again!
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So he IS with Kuronuma...!
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Well, duh! Let's go!
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Mommy...!
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H-hey!
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What happened to you?!
**[03:38] ---**
What happened up there?!
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He even stole my undies...!
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I dunno who he is, but this ain't good!
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Let's get our asses back to camp!
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W-wait for me...!
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Ow ow...! My feet are burning...!
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Here we are.
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Two more to go...
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All this work and I'm still
no closer to my goal...
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Yeah, to be the Great Kanto Desert's
greatest skilled beauty...!
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I got you now, Sunabozu!
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Damn! I can't believe
I fell into a trap!
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Oh no! Whatever will I do?!
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This will be the graveyard for
the Ghost of the Desert, Sunabozu!
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Die!
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Impossible! Who could
shoot so accurately?!
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Oh, my! I'm saved in the nick of time!
Whoever could it be?!
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Handyman of the Desert,
Kosuna, at your service!
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You desert-infesting villains!
Go home right this minute!
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What?!
**[04:51] ---**
The Great Kanto Desert's greatest
skilled beauty, Kosuna-chan?!
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I love you, Kosuna-tan!
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Gimme your autograph!
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We surrender!
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You saved me, Kosuna!
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You no longer need my help.
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From this day forth, you're a
superb handyman in your own right!
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Congratulations!
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Congratulations!
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Congratulations!
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At any rate, even with loser
small-fry work I need to try my hardest...
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Loser small-fry, huh?!
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Dummy balloons and a shovel...!
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So YOU set this all up,
you puny wench...!
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I'm gonna tear you apart...!
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A bulletproof vest?!
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Pipsqueak...!
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What a right jab...!
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Damn bastard got deserted
by his friends and panicked...
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Master!
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So what were you doing?
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Caught by surprise or not, you still
let an unarmed jackass get you.
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Can't you even do backup support right?
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I- I'm sorry...
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You'll never get on
the front lines like that!
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Y-yes, sir...
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A crappy job like this normally
wouldn't even call for someone like me,
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yet I can't even trust
my own student to it!
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Yes, sir...
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You think too much during work, don't ya?
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I bet you were
spacing off again this time...!
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Yes...
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Geez, so you're so useless...
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"Water Station ♪30"
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Damn it! It's jammed again!
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Guess it's no use...
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Full-autos just don't
last long in the desert...
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We'll just have to get it tuned up.
**[06:59] ---**
"Igarashi Gun Shop" "Made-to-Order"
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You dolt!
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Don't be spoutin' hogwash and
forgettin' you can't handle guns right!
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But, Mister...!
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Shut up!
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If you're that scared of trouble
then get yourself a damn knife!
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There ain't no guns in
my shop for the likes of you!
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You're the same as ever,
Igarashi-meijin...!
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Oh, if it isn't the asshole.
Still alive, huh?
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Thanks to you...
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What brings you today?
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Not me, this here brat.
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H-hello!
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My name is Koizumi Taiko;
I work under Sunabozu-sensei!
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You see, she blames her gun
for screwing up a job
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and won't stop complaining
about how she wants a stronger one...
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I hit him! But he didn't even budge!
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If I'd had a stronger gun,
I'm certain I would've beaten--
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You know it's not about if you hit him
or if the gun was strong or weak!
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It was because you let
that moron spot you!
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I- I realize that, but...!
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But I'm upset I wasn't able to
clean up my own mess back there!
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Listen! You've started to think
too much lately-- quit it!
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Girls don't need to use their heads...!
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No! I want to be able
to take care of myself!
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Alright.
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Come with me.
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Try shooting this.
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What's wrong?
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I don't want this;
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I want a .308 assault rifle
and a Magnum handgun!
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Geez, will you get real?!
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I know it's beyond me!
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But I want something that can
blow someone away in one shot!
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Please! I swear I'll get
good enough to master it!
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Could you show me your skill...?
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I work hard to make 'em. I don't
want 'em to wind up useless...
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All right! I'll shoot any gun you want!
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Then for starters...
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Yes?! A .223?! Or maybe
straight to a .308?!
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...could you dig me a hole?
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The shovels are right there.
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Understood!
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I'm here to buy a gun,
so why do I have to dig holes?
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No! Don't you prefer the big shovel?!
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So that's the deal...
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It's too long... And hard to use...!
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I know what you're trying to say!
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Keep practicality in mind, right?!
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Choose a gun that suits my size, right?!
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How cute...!
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I refuse to give in!
I absolutely won't give in!
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The guns best suited for me
are super powerful ones!
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I want a .308!
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I want a gun that's unbeatable!
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So those wellionaires are still at it?
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Yep. In some ruins up north.
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Kuronuma and Tomikawa, was it?
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You sure are involved
in some dinky stuff...
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It's not my fault; it's just
a job I got from the Mugenya.
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But it's only for a limited time
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until their bodyguard who got
appendicitis gets out of the hospital...!
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Wait, don't tell me that's--
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Impressive. You noticed.
**[11:55] ---**
So it is...?!
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Yup.
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At first glance, it doesn't
seem different from any other M2...
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...but it's a First Replica.
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I assume you know all the guns
used here in the Great Kanto Desert
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are replicas based on items
excavated from the Dark Age.
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Every last original dug up was
confiscated by the Oasis government,
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and after analytical studies, only stuff
deemed appropriate for civilians
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was delivered to us ordinary citizens...
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They say in a high-security room
deep within a government building
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lies a huge amount
of valuable originals...
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Isn't it called the Treasure Vault?
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Yup. I've only heard
rumors about it, though.
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Supposedly there's also super-advanced
technology from the final days
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that we can't even begin to
analyze with current technology.
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And the first models made based on
those originals are First Replicas.
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Whadya think?
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Completely different from all
those replicas of replicas.
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From the materials to the workmanship...
It's all ultra-top-of-the-line.
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But who's the big spender?!
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You'd need some major connections
with the Oasis government
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or some major dough
to get something like this...
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"Specifications"
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Don't tell me this familiar-yet-tasteless
customization belongs to--
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Yes...! It is I!
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You're as rambunctious as ever...
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My bad.
**[13:52] ---**
The Greatest Handyman
in the Desert, Sunabozu-sama,
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must be exhausted from his big land war!
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And Amagumo-sensei played such
a big part at Dog-Girl Rock
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that I almost got credit for it
swiped right out from under me!
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Incidentally, Gunsmith,
how is the gun I ordered?
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--I've been swamped.
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--Hey! Don't ignore me!
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--Gimme a few more days.
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--Hey! Amagumo!
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Understood. I want it to be
exactly like my previous gun.
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For that I will wait
any number of days...
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Hey, you...!
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You seem to be doing quite well lately!
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Do repo men really make that much?!
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I've given up the repo business.
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Anyway, Gunsmith. I'll be back.
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Sure. You can pay for the door then, too.
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Understood...
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Hey!
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I'll tell you this much.
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Money isn't buried under the eaves
of poor people's houses.
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Where do you think it IS buried?
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Huh?!
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The battlefield.
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I dunno the details, but it sounds
like he found a good source of money.
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Slow and steady wins the race.
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What the hell is he doing,
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quitting the repo business
after all that time?
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Who're you to talk? You don't plan
to be a handyman forever, do ya?
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You do me too much credit!
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I guess I do!
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Well, let's go!
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Eh?
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She must be spent by now.
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Hey, you alive?
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I was--
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Here.
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W-water!
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Moron. You tried too hard!
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B-but...!
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Here.
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This is what you want, isn't it?
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A .308 full-auto FN-FAL.
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It's a tad heavier than the G3 series,
but a good desert gun.
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I-it's heavy...!
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But...!
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One shot from 150 meters...?!
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H-holy crap...
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My word...!
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It's too strong!
My shoulder's already hurting...
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And its weight and kickback are insane...
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It's so long and heavy and big...!
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An AK jumps even more.
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That's too light. What do you say?
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Would you like to try some others?
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I have an M14 and a Model 64--
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It's too much for me after all.
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It'd be so hard to lug this thing
and spare ammo all around the desert
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that it'd get in the way of work.
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There's no question
I'd be a burden on my master.
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A gun is a tool. Whether a tool
saves or kills depends on the user.
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Just having a good tool
doesn't make you stronger.
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Just look at him.
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Me?
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In all my 55 years I've never
seen anyone as despicable as him.
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He's cowardly, stingy,
scrawny, and spiteful...
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And I dunno why,
but he's garishly overbearing.
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Gunsmith...! Come on, that's not very--
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But...
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But what ticks me off the most
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is that this bastard treks across
this hellish Great Kanto Desert
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with the shabby shotgun he got
as a memento from his old man.
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A .308 and .223.
A rocket launcher with grenades.
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He's even made sport
of an armed hovercraft
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and continues to live
a happy-go-lucky life.
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All with that run-of-the-mill shotgun.
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Not to mention it's plainly obvious
he's lived a dirty, scummy life.
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No, I'm just living life
to the fullest...!
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You see? Isn't he a scumbag?
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Yes!
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I think he's a very strong person!
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I see! A strong person, eh?!
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It was then that I finally understood.
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What I really wanted
wasn't a powerful gun.
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No, it was...
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Wow!
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Whadya think?
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It's perfect! It fits great in my hands!
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Hold on. I gotta fix one last thing.
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OK!
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Hey.
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What is it, Master?
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That 9-mm submachine gun
doesn't pack much of a punch,
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and it's pretty hard to master.
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R-right! I'll work hard
to make it my own!
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I look forward to seeing that happen.
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Dammit...!
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This means Igarashi judged her
to have enough skill to master it...!
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So, let me make this clear right now!
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Yes?!
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Hot girls with giant boobs don't need
to be independent to live...!
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Damn! Retreat!
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I can't tell where he is!
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Retreat! Retreat!
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A pitfall!
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Watch out!
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It's a trap!
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He disappeared...!
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Kosuna! I've neutralized
the South-11 enemies!
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Get to work on the North-8 stuff!
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I'm gonna flush out the rest of 'em!
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Roger!
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I've been stripped...!
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I still haven't shot a single bullet...
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No, no!
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Quit thinking about stuff! Work, work!
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It seems like all I do is dig holes...
but it's all part of my training!
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What I really wanted...
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Yes, I'm certain it was a strong heart
that could accept my weakness...
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Yay! I finally have a theme song!
I guess I'm the new main character!
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You wish! Wait, this isn't
the normal preview song...!
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Next time is the start
of "Magical Kosuna-tan"!
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Episode 1 is "Idiot Frog
in Dog-Ear Mode"! Everyone laugh!
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Next time is really
"Siblings and Childhood Friends"!
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Miss it and it WILL turn
into a cutesy anime!