21 - Successor of the Desert

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[01:22] ---
    "Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
[01:48] ---
    Half a year has passed since then.
[01:55] ---
    Kosuna...
[02:14] ---
    M- Master!
[02:29] ---
    I went there several times afterwards
    to look around the place,
[02:33] ---
    but all that was left
    was sand and rubble.
[02:40] ---
    Even so, I always felt my master
    might just stroll in out of the blue...
[02:46] ---
    ...but he never did.
[02:50] ---
    I suppose he really did die after all...
[02:56] ---
    Even when I offer him his
    favorite bug dumplings like this,
[03:01] ---
    I'm still unable to come to grips with it.
[03:11] ---
    "Asshole" "Go to hell!" "Moron"
[03:13] ---
    Master...
[03:16] ---
    He was tightfisted, vile,
    and always greedy to the max,
[03:22] ---
    not to mention a diabolical
    and cruel person...
[03:28] ---
    ...but at the very end,
    he was truly admirable!
[03:43] ---
    B-but just you watch, Master!
[03:46] ---
    I, Koizumi Taiko, in order to become
    the desert's most skilled beauty-
[03:51] ---
    Yes, as Sunabozu the 2nd,
    I will work my very hardest!
[04:03] ---
    "Master and Pupil, Part II"
[04:04] ---
    J-just you watch!
[04:07] ---
    "Matsunami Winches"
[04:14] ---
    Yay!
[04:17] ---
    Yay!
[04:19] ---
    At last... I've bought it!
[04:22] ---
    A Matsunami Custom Order-Made
    Rocket Winch!
[04:28] ---
    You know how to use it, right?
[04:30] ---
    Yes! I practiced using my master's!
[04:34] ---
    Ah.
[04:36] ---
    Don't get too reckless, now.
[04:39] ---
    I can't afford to lose any more
    clients in these hard economic times...
[04:44] ---
    "Any more"?
[04:46] ---
    To think guys who seemed impossible to kill
[04:50] ---
    would die so easily...
[04:54] ---
    There's no understandin' the world.
[04:58] ---
    Actually, my master-
[05:01] ---
    - said that he would use
    nothing but Matsunami Customs.
[05:09] ---
    OK! All set! Just lemme know
    if you ever want something tuned up!
[05:14] ---
    Right!
[05:17] ---
    U-umm...
[05:20] ---
    Mitsuru! When did you get back?!
[05:23] ---
    Umm... Well...
[05:25] ---
    Did you finish walking the
    Heracles Goldion Beetle already?!
[05:29] ---
    Well... Mugenya-san said...
[05:31] ---
    Huh?!
[05:33] ---
    ...he has work.
[05:35] ---
    Ugh! Why didn't you say so sooner?!
[05:38] ---
    I- I'm sorry!
[05:40] ---
    Okay, Matsunami-san! Thank you very much!
[05:43] ---
    No problem. Take care, now.
[05:45] ---
    Let's go, Mitsuru!
[05:46] ---
    W-wait!
[05:51] ---
    Matsunami-san!
[05:52] ---
    I'm going to work my hardest,
    so you work your hardest, too!
[05:58] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[06:00] ---
    I do have six brats to feed and all.
[06:05] ---
    Bye, now!
[06:06] ---
    What're you just standing around for?!
[06:08] ---
    S-sorry!
[06:09] ---
    Honestly! You're so hopeless!
[06:12] ---
    This spaz of a kid is Mitsuru.
[06:15] ---
    My master's master, Koidemizu-san,
[06:17] ---
    said it'd be tough to work alone,
    so he stuck him with me as a pupil.
[06:24] ---
    I appreciate Koidemizu-san's kindness,
[06:27] ---
    but the kid screws up at everything
[06:29] ---
    and is an absolutely useless flake.
[06:34] ---
    But... so was I, once...
[06:45] ---
    Eh?!
[06:45] ---
    "Handyman Guild- Mugenya"
[06:47] ---
    The Kawazu Clan?!
[06:50] ---
    Y-yes, that's right...
[06:54] ---
    But my master
    took care of them before!
[06:57] ---
    Well, they've apparently re-formed,
[07:00] ---
    so the Commerce Association
    wants them taken care of right away...
[07:06] ---
    Very well! Leave it to me,
    Handyman Kosuna!
[07:12] ---
    No, it's still too much for you,
    so the Kawaguchi Brothers-
[07:16] ---
    No! I insist that you let me do it!
[07:23] ---
    A-are you sure? I see you
    have an assistant now, but...
[07:28] ---
    glance
[07:34] ---
    We'll be fine!
[07:35] ---
    As inheritor of all of the
    Sunabozu's techniques, I, Kosuna-
[07:38] ---
    No! As Sunabozu the 2nd...
[07:41] ---
    ...I promise I will crush
    the Kawazu Clan flat!
[07:46] ---
    So hot.
[07:48] ---
    "Water Station ♪30"
[07:57] ---
    But with that said...
[08:00] ---
    glance
[08:01] ---
    eep
[08:03] ---
    This kid won't be any help-
[08:06] ---
    I'll have to do it all myself...
[08:09] ---
    U-umm... I'm sorry...
[08:12] ---
    Listen, you!
[08:15] ---
    What's the matter, Taiko-chan?
[08:19] ---
    Well? How about a quick drink?
[08:22] ---
    Sure...
[08:28] ---
    Another cold one, barkeep!
[08:30] ---
    Same here!
[08:31] ---
    Yo, Taiko-chan!
[08:33] ---
    How's it goin' lately?
[08:34] ---
    Decent enough!
[08:36] ---
    Must be nice not havin' that
    asshole punk pushin' you around, huh?
[08:41] ---
    But it's just like Kanta to kick
    the bucket without paying his tab...
[08:46] ---
    I apologize! If that's true, then I'll-
[08:48] ---
    Don't worry about it, Taiko-chan!
    You don't owe anything!
[08:52] ---
    Besides, it's well worth the price
    to be rid of that scab!
[08:57] ---
    He was called "Ghost of the Desert"
    or whatever,
[09:00] ---
    but he was just an ordinary guy...
    I mean ordinary shitsack!
[09:06] ---
    Oh, yeah! I hear-
[09:16] ---
    Honestly, what are they thinking?!
[09:19] ---
    They stuck Master with tons of
    tough jobs they couldn't do!
[09:23] ---
    Eh? What's wrong?
[09:26] ---
    Nothing at all!
[09:27] ---
    S-sorry!
[09:31] ---
    I-it's nothing at all...
[09:39] ---
    That sound...
[09:44] ---
    A 7.62 millimeter?
[09:49] ---
    Alright, bastards!
[09:51] ---
    This is West Oasis territory!
    What do you think you bandits're doin'?!
[09:56] ---
    We only set out to
    sell some wares! Why us?!
[09:59] ---
    Honey!
[10:01] ---
    I'm hungry!
[10:05] ---
    Don't worry!
[10:06] ---
    With us here, they won't be
    layin' a single finger on you!
[10:15] ---
    The Kawaguchi Brothers?
    Who're they fighting?!
[10:23] ---
    Hey, Haruo! How're you holdin' up?
[10:25] ---
    Just fine, Brother! The Kawazu Clan's
    starting to scurry off!
[10:29] ---
    Don't let your guard down!
    They could still be anywhere!
[10:33] ---
    The Kawazu Clan?!
[10:46] ---
    I found a good sucker!
[10:54] ---
    Now that I'm out here...
[10:57] ---
    The boss is gonna kill me.
[10:59] ---
    I wouldn't worry
    about that if I were you!
[11:02] ---
    W-who's there?!
[11:18] ---
    Over there?!
[11:19] ---
    Over here!
[11:37] ---
    Ow...
[11:39] ---
    Ow...
[11:40] ---
    Way to go, Matsunami Custom!
    All's well that ends well!
[11:46] ---
    T- Taiko-san!
[11:49] ---
    I told you to call me
    "Kosuna-sensei" during jobs!
[11:53] ---
    Sorry!
[11:56] ---
    I- I apologize!
[12:02] ---
    Ah, well.
[12:03] ---
    Guess I'll show you the
    Sunabozu-style of doing things now.
[12:08] ---
    Eh?
[12:09] ---
    Mitsuru! You're going
    to help too, of course!
[12:12] ---
    Eh?!
[12:22] ---
    Huh? The West Oasis hired bodyguards?
[12:27] ---
    Yes! A group o' three
    real good machine gun guys!
[12:31] ---
    They caught us totally by surprise,
    so we couldn't do a thing...
[12:40] ---
    Ah, well. I'll kill 'em sooner or later.
[12:46] ---
    Now that the detestable
    Sunabozu is long dead,
[12:50] ---
    there's no one left who can defy
    our re-formed Neo Kawazu Gang.
[12:55] ---
    R-right!
[12:56] ---
    That's the boss of the reborn
    Neo Kawazu Gang for you!
[12:59] ---
    He's dependable to the end!
[13:02] ---
    This time it's gelatin...
[13:06] ---
    "Neo Kawazu Clan Boss
    Neo Kawazu Makoto, Age 38"
[13:08] ---
    Gelatin, gelatin! My dear gelatin!
[13:12] ---
    It's almost like it's alive!
    Mmm! Yummy!
[13:15] ---
    Wait, you're lacking in numbers.
[13:20] ---
    You almost had me fooled...
[13:22] ---
    A-actually, Katsumi just fell behind...
[13:26] ---
    Don't worry! He'll be back soon!
[13:28] ---
    B-bad news!
[13:30] ---
    What's wrong?!
[13:31] ---
    When I went to look for Katsumi,
[13:34] ---
    I found him knocked out and buck naked!
[13:39] ---
    And then... there was this
    letter on his crotch!
[13:41] ---
    "To Kawazu Makoto"
[13:43] ---
    Letter? From whom?
[13:46] ---
    W-well, you won't believe it,
[13:50] ---
    but it's from the Sunabozu!
[13:54] ---
    The Sunabozu?!
[13:56] ---
    No way! He died half a year ago!
[13:58] ---
    It's gotta be some mistake!
[14:00] ---
    Read it.
[14:02] ---
    Yes, sir!
[14:04] ---
    "Dear Neo Kawazu Boss.
    Your mommy has an outie!"
[14:09] ---
    "A huge outie! Such a gigantic outie!
    A humongous outie-"
[14:16] ---
    Mommy does not have an outie!
[14:22] ---
    The boss is mad!
[14:23] ---
    It's his Hulkosis again!
[14:27] ---
    Hurry! Give him his jiggly gelatin!
[14:39] ---
    Sunabozu!
[14:41] ---
    Nothing could make me
    happier than you being back!
[14:44] ---
    This time I will kill you
    with my own two hands!
[14:49] ---
    --C'mon, I'm right here! Bring it on!
[14:50] ---
    --H-here he comes! It's the Sunabozu!
[14:54] ---
    Alright! Everyone ready!
[15:15] ---
    Well?! Did we get him?!
[15:17] ---
    Just a moment!
[15:19] ---
    Bastard's good at usin'
    balloons and other cheap tricks!
[15:22] ---
    Don't let 'im fool you!
[15:25] ---
    T-there he is!
[15:26] ---
    He's running away like mad!
[15:28] ---
    You're sure it ain't
    just another balloon?!
[15:31] ---
    No, it's really him!
    He's running on two legs!
[15:36] ---
    Alright! Don't let him escape!
    After him!
[15:39] ---
    --But, Boss! It could be a trap-
[15:40] ---
    --You shit!
[15:43] ---
    Even if he's got mines, ain't no way
    he can kill this many so easy!
[15:48] ---
    Just chase him! Chase him
    to the ends of the earth!
[16:13] ---
    Nobody says my mommy has an outie
    and gets away with it!
[16:17] ---
    Don't let him escape, no matter what!
[16:27] ---
    Fool! Now you're-
[16:29] ---
    Wha...?
[16:31] ---
    Who're you guys?
[16:46] ---
    What is this?!
[17:05] ---
    Damn! Not again!
[17:21] ---
    How in the world-
[17:24] ---
    It was thanks to you.
[17:27] ---
    Couldn't rely on mines
    in this wide-open space,
[17:30] ---
    and there were way
    too many to snipe off!
[17:35] ---
    I didn't think it would
    work this great, though!
[17:38] ---
    Good thing I heard the
    taboo phrase from my master!
[17:42] ---
    Taboo phrase?
[17:43] ---
    Yep! "Your mommy has an outie!"
[17:48] ---
    My...
[17:51] ---
    My mommy does not...
[17:53] ---
    ...have an outie!
[18:03] ---
    Kosuna-san!
[18:04] ---
    Idiot... I said to call me...
    Kosuna-sensei...
[18:11] ---
    You ain't the Sunabozu!
[18:14] ---
    How dare you trick me!
[18:24] ---
    Die!
[18:46] ---
    Y-you're...!
[18:59] ---
    Mitsuru!
[19:01] ---
    He's...
[19:04] ---
    Eh? Mitsuru-kun as my assistant?
[19:09] ---
    I figure things might be rough
    if you set out as a lone handyman now.
[19:14] ---
    B-but isn't he your dear son?!
[19:18] ---
    No, this boy'll be
    a handyman too, someday.
[19:21] ---
    So he really should be
    trained as soon as possible...
[19:28] ---
    It's rude of me to say this, but-
[19:32] ---
    I know what you want
    to say, Taiko-chan. Still...
[19:37] ---
    He just might be of use, should you
    ever find yourself in trouble...
[19:42] ---
    Eh?!
[19:45] ---
    So this is what Koidemizu-san
    was talking about...
[20:05] ---
    W-wait, s-stop!
[20:18] ---
    Mommy... does not have an outie.
[20:29] ---
    A-alright! Well done, Mitsuru!
[20:37] ---
    W-wait! I'm your master, you know!
[20:43] ---
    W-we need to sit down and talk!
[20:45] ---
    We can be supportive siblings!
[20:50] ---
    Desert people need to help each other-
[21:08] ---
    I think I may have
    one hell of bomb on my hands!
[21:23] ---
    I later learned that
    Mitsuru developed his Hulkosis
[21:27] ---
    after being subjected to a great
    emotional shock at the age of three.
[21:32] ---
    Ugh! Why do I, the master,
    have to carry my pupil back!
[21:44] ---
    Still...
[21:46] ---
    Will I be able to fully utilize
    this boy later on down the road?
[21:57] ---
    Natsuko-san! You came!
[22:00] ---
    Hey!
[22:06] ---
    Regardless, as Sunabozu the 2nd,
    I'm going to work my very best
[22:10] ---
    to be Koizumi Taiko, the Great
    Kanto Desert's most skilled beauty!
[23:56] ---
    Tadah! It's Skilled Beauty
    of the Desert, Kosuna!
[23:58] ---
    --How was my adorable performance?!
    --Umm...
[24:00] ---
    Great, wasn't it, Mitsuru?!
[24:02] ---
    I'm sorry! I cooked
    and ate the Goldion Beetle!
[24:04] ---
    You dimwit!
[24:06] ---
    Anyways, next episode is "Rain and Sea"!
[24:08] ---
    Miss it and...
[24:08] ---
    I'm hungry!