# 21 - Successor of the Desert
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR9P7MP06/desert-punk)
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"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
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Half a year has passed since then.
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Kosuna...
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M- Master!
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I went there several times afterwards
to look around the place,
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but all that was left
was sand and rubble.
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Even so, I always felt my master
might just stroll in out of the blue...
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...but he never did.
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I suppose he really did die after all...
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Even when I offer him his
favorite bug dumplings like this,
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I'm still unable to come to grips with it.
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"Asshole" "Go to hell!" "Moron"
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Master...
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He was tightfisted, vile,
and always greedy to the max,
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not to mention a diabolical
and cruel person...
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...but at the very end,
he was truly admirable!
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B-but just you watch, Master!
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I, Koizumi Taiko, in order to become
the desert's most skilled beauty-
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Yes, as Sunabozu the 2nd,
I will work my very hardest!
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"Master and Pupil, Part II"
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J-just you watch!
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"Matsunami Winches"
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Yay!
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Yay!
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At last... I've bought it!
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A Matsunami Custom Order-Made
Rocket Winch!
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You know how to use it, right?
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Yes! I practiced using my master's!
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Ah.
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Don't get too reckless, now.
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I can't afford to lose any more
clients in these hard economic times...
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"Any more"?
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To think guys who seemed impossible to kill
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would die so easily...
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There's no understandin' the world.
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Actually, my master-
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- said that he would use
nothing but Matsunami Customs.
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OK! All set! Just lemme know
if you ever want something tuned up!
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Right!
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U-umm...
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Mitsuru! When did you get back?!
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Umm... Well...
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Did you finish walking the
Heracles Goldion Beetle already?!
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Well... Mugenya-san said...
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Huh?!
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...he has work.
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Ugh! Why didn't you say so sooner?!
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I- I'm sorry!
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Okay, Matsunami-san! Thank you very much!
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No problem. Take care, now.
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Let's go, Mitsuru!
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W-wait!
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Matsunami-san!
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I'm going to work my hardest,
so you work your hardest, too!
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Yeah, I know.
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I do have six brats to feed and all.
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Bye, now!
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What're you just standing around for?!
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S-sorry!
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Honestly! You're so hopeless!
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This spaz of a kid is Mitsuru.
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My master's master, Koidemizu-san,
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said it'd be tough to work alone,
so he stuck him with me as a pupil.
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I appreciate Koidemizu-san's kindness,
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but the kid screws up at everything
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and is an absolutely useless flake.
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But... so was I, once...
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Eh?!
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"Handyman Guild- Mugenya"
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The Kawazu Clan?!
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Y-yes, that's right...
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But my master
took care of them before!
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Well, they've apparently re-formed,
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so the Commerce Association
wants them taken care of right away...
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Very well! Leave it to me,
Handyman Kosuna!
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No, it's still too much for you,
so the Kawaguchi Brothers-
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No! I insist that you let me do it!
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A-are you sure? I see you
have an assistant now, but...
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*glance*
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We'll be fine!
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As inheritor of all of the
Sunabozu's techniques, I, Kosuna-
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No! As Sunabozu the 2nd...
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...I promise I will crush
the Kawazu Clan flat!
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So hot.
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"Water Station ♪30"
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But with that said...
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*glance*
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*eep*
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This kid won't be any help-
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I'll have to do it all myself...
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U-umm... I'm sorry...
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Listen, you!
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What's the matter, Taiko-chan?
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Well? How about a quick drink?
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Sure...
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Another cold one, barkeep!
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Same here!
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Yo, Taiko-chan!
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How's it goin' lately?
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Decent enough!
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Must be nice not havin' that
asshole punk pushin' you around, huh?
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But it's just like Kanta to kick
the bucket without paying his tab...
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I apologize! If that's true, then I'll-
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Don't worry about it, Taiko-chan!
You don't owe anything!
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Besides, it's well worth the price
to be rid of that scab!
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He was called "Ghost of the Desert"
or whatever,
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but he was just an ordinary guy...
I mean ordinary shitsack!
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Oh, yeah! I hear-
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Honestly, what are they thinking?!
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They stuck Master with tons of
tough jobs they couldn't do!
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Eh? What's wrong?
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Nothing at all!
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S-sorry!
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I-it's nothing at all...
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That sound...
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A 7.62 millimeter?
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Alright, bastards!
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This is West Oasis territory!
What do you think you bandits're doin'?!
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We only set out to
sell some wares! Why us?!
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Honey!
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I'm hungry!
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Don't worry!
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With us here, they won't be
layin' a single finger on you!
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The Kawaguchi Brothers?
Who're they fighting?!
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Hey, Haruo! How're you holdin' up?
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Just fine, Brother! The Kawazu Clan's
starting to scurry off!
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Don't let your guard down!
They could still be anywhere!
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The Kawazu Clan?!
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I found a good sucker!
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Now that I'm out here...
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The boss is gonna kill me.
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I wouldn't worry
about that if I were you!
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W-who's there?!
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Over there?!
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Over here!
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Ow...
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Ow...
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Way to go, Matsunami Custom!
All's well that ends well!
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T- Taiko-san!
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I told you to call me
"Kosuna-sensei" during jobs!
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Sorry!
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I- I apologize!
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Ah, well.
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Guess I'll show you the
Sunabozu-style of doing things now.
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Eh?
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Mitsuru! You're going
to help too, of course!
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Eh?!
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Huh? The West Oasis hired bodyguards?
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Yes! A group o' three
real good machine gun guys!
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They caught us totally by surprise,
so we couldn't do a thing...
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Ah, well. I'll kill 'em sooner or later.
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Now that the detestable
Sunabozu is long dead,
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there's no one left who can defy
our re-formed Neo Kawazu Gang.
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R-right!
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That's the boss of the reborn
Neo Kawazu Gang for you!
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He's dependable to the end!
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This time it's gelatin...
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"Neo Kawazu Clan Boss
Neo Kawazu Makoto, Age 38"
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Gelatin, gelatin! My dear gelatin!
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It's almost like it's alive!
Mmm! Yummy!
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Wait, you're lacking in numbers.
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You almost had me fooled...
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A-actually, Katsumi just fell behind...
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Don't worry! He'll be back soon!
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B-bad news!
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What's wrong?!
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When I went to look for Katsumi,
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I found him knocked out and buck naked!
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And then... there was this
letter on his crotch!
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"To Kawazu Makoto"
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Letter? From whom?
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W-well, you won't believe it,
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but it's from the Sunabozu!
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The Sunabozu?!
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No way! He died half a year ago!
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It's gotta be some mistake!
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Read it.
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Yes, sir!
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"Dear Neo Kawazu Boss.
Your mommy has an outie!"
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"A huge outie! Such a gigantic outie!
A humongous outie-"
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Mommy does not have an outie!
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The boss is mad!
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It's his Hulkosis again!
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Hurry! Give him his jiggly gelatin!
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Sunabozu!
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Nothing could make me
happier than you being back!
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This time I will kill you
with my own two hands!
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--C'mon, I'm right here! Bring it on!
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--H-here he comes! It's the Sunabozu!
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Alright! Everyone ready!
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Well?! Did we get him?!
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Just a moment!
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Bastard's good at usin'
balloons and other cheap tricks!
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Don't let 'im fool you!
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T-there he is!
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He's running away like mad!
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You're sure it ain't
just another balloon?!
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No, it's really him!
He's running on two legs!
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Alright! Don't let him escape!
After him!
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--But, Boss! It could be a trap-
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--You shit!
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Even if he's got mines, ain't no way
he can kill this many so easy!
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Just chase him! Chase him
to the ends of the earth!
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Nobody says my mommy has an outie
and gets away with it!
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Don't let him escape, no matter what!
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Fool! Now you're-
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Wha...?
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Who're you guys?
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What is this?!
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Damn! Not again!
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How in the world-
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It was thanks to you.
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Couldn't rely on mines
in this wide-open space,
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and there were way
too many to snipe off!
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I didn't think it would
work this great, though!
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Good thing I heard the
taboo phrase from my master!
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Taboo phrase?
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Yep! "Your mommy has an outie!"
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My...
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My mommy does not...
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...have an outie!
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Kosuna-san!
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Idiot... I said to call me...
Kosuna-sensei...
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You ain't the Sunabozu!
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How dare you trick me!
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Die!
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Y-you're...!
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Mitsuru!
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He's...
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Eh? Mitsuru-kun as my assistant?
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I figure things might be rough
if you set out as a lone handyman now.
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B-but isn't he your dear son?!
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No, this boy'll be
a handyman too, someday.
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So he really should be
trained as soon as possible...
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It's rude of me to say this, but-
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I know what you want
to say, Taiko-chan. Still...
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He just might be of use, should you
ever find yourself in trouble...
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Eh?!
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So this is what Koidemizu-san
was talking about...
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W-wait, s-stop!
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Mommy... does not have an outie.
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A-alright! Well done, Mitsuru!
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W-wait! I'm your master, you know!
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W-we need to sit down and talk!
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We can be supportive siblings!
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Desert people need to help each other-
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I think I may have
one hell of bomb on my hands!
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I later learned that
Mitsuru developed his Hulkosis
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after being subjected to a great
emotional shock at the age of three.
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Ugh! Why do I, the master,
have to carry my pupil back!
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Still...
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Will I be able to fully utilize
this boy later on down the road?
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Natsuko-san! You came!
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Hey!
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Regardless, as Sunabozu the 2nd,
I'm going to work my very best
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to be Koizumi Taiko, the Great
Kanto Desert's most skilled beauty!
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Tadah! It's Skilled Beauty
of the Desert, Kosuna!
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--How was my adorable performance?!
--Umm...
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Great, wasn't it, Mitsuru?!
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I'm sorry! I cooked
and ate the Goldion Beetle!
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You dimwit!
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Anyways, next episode is "Rain and Sea"!
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Miss it and...
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I'm hungry!