7 - Age Before Beauty
Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:13] ---
"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
[00:17] ---
I am the one!
[00:20] ---
Push on ahead as you like, yeah
[00:24] ---
Oh, listen closely to me
[00:28] ---
and speak the name
of the desert god
[00:32] ---
Clench your teeth
[00:36] ---
When your heart starts
to tremble with heat...
[00:40] ---
Stop it! It'll only
bring destruction
[00:46] ---
Let's do it, oh, angel
[00:50] ---
Now is the time to
stand up and be strong
[00:54] ---
A sad history, a
hidden big story
[00:59] ---
That's the mystery
[01:02] ---
There's nothing certain
about what tomorrow holds
[01:10] ---
so living through this moment
[01:15] ---
is my mission alone
[01:49] ---
Die!
[01:50] ---
My left arm...!
[01:53] ---
It jammed...!
[01:57] ---
Huh?
[02:29] ---
Huh?!
[02:30] ---
It wasn't me?
[02:33] ---
I saved the Sunabozu's life!
[02:39] ---
You...!
[02:45] ---
Who're you, again?
[02:47] ---
Taiko! Koizumi Taiko!
[02:47] ---
"Master and Pupil"
[02:54] ---
You didn't notice me following you?
[02:56] ---
That's what you get for working
before you're fully recovered...!
[03:02] ---
After all, you did get stranded!
[03:06] ---
What a lost cause!
[03:08] ---
You not only got stranded,
but had to be rescued
[03:10] ---
by your rivals, the Kawaguchi brothers!
[03:14] ---
You're sure well-informed...!
[03:15] ---
Well, you are my master!
[03:18] ---
Get lost! You'll never be my pupil,
even if you follow me everywhere!
[03:21] ---
No! I'll keep following you
even if you don't make me your pupil!
[03:25] ---
Why do you wanna be my pupil anyway?!
[03:29] ---
Isn't it obvious?
[03:31] ---
To be stronger than any man!
To be more beautiful than anything!
[03:35] ---
And to possess a wise and
clear intellect and beat up bad guys!
[03:42] ---
Yes! To be the most skilled beauty
in the Great Kanto Desert!
[03:50] ---
Oh, my future self is so wonderful...!
[03:57] ---
Hey! Wait for me, Master!
[04:02] ---
"Water Station ♪30"
[04:02] ---
Welcome!
[04:03] ---
Come on in!
[04:11] ---
Yo, Kan-chan! Sounds like
you had a tough time! You ok?!
[04:15] ---
Hey, Sunabozu! Don't get yer ass stranded!
[04:19] ---
Life's long, so all
kinds of things will happen!
[04:23] ---
Don't listen to 'em,
even if you did get stranded!
[04:27] ---
It's that Sunabozu guy who got stranded!
[04:30] ---
Let's go before we get dumb too!
[04:33] ---
You're quite the celebrity, Master!
[04:36] ---
Why?! Why?!
[04:38] ---
The Sunabozu?
[04:39] ---
Yep! We saved his butt!
[04:43] ---
The minute he saw us, he was all crying
and saying how he was saved!
[04:51] ---
Haruo! Are you the one spreading rumors?!
[04:55] ---
--Damn you!
[04:55] ---
--Eh?! Despite being a handyman?!
[04:58] ---
He's so completely pathetic.
[05:01] ---
If he had any sense of shame,
he'd never set foot in this town again.
[05:07] ---
How lame!
[05:08] ---
He even pissed off the villagers
who hired him as a bodyguard!
[05:11] ---
And then he gets stranded...!
[05:14] ---
How dare you brothers
spread untrue rumors about me...!
[05:21] ---
What's so funny?! Huh?!
[05:23] ---
You know it's funny, loser!
[05:29] ---
How uncool!
[05:31] ---
Yeah, loser!
[05:33] ---
This calls for another bomb
in their toilet...!
[05:38] ---
Wow! That was pathetic, Master!
[05:42] ---
Anyway, Master, about being your pupil--
[05:45] ---
Oh! If it isn't Kanta-kun!
[05:48] ---
I hear you had a rough time.
Are you all better now?
[05:53] ---
Oh, Mizuta-kun...!
[05:56] ---
I'm so envious!
[05:58] ---
How I'd love to live a life of
thrills and adventure as you do!
[06:02] ---
No!
[06:04] ---
Mizuta-kun! Don't do anything dangerous!
[06:06] ---
Hey! You're too close to Wataru-san!
[06:08] ---
Calling him by his given name?!
You suck-up!
[06:12] ---
Come, now! Let's all just get along!
[06:19] ---
See you later, Kanta-kun!
[06:21] ---
You really must tell me
about your adventures sometime!
[06:25] ---
Who was that pompous man?
[06:30] ---
I'm so jealous...
[06:31] ---
Eh?
[06:32] ---
Mizuta Wataru, 20, unemployed.
[06:35] ---
Always has over 10 girlfriends.
[06:38] ---
Also known as the Harem Prince.
[06:40] ---
A miracle man who's
supported by his women!
[06:42] ---
Ick! How pathetic!
[06:44] ---
Fool! How can you say that?!
[06:48] ---
Living every single day in happiness,
surrounded by gorgeous women!
[06:53] ---
The ultimate male dream!
Such romanticism!
[06:59] ---
Lame.
[07:01] ---
A real man...
[07:04] ---
...works and fights as he sweats blood!
[07:07] ---
He protects his family from the
cruel environment and vile fiends!
[07:10] ---
He wins his food and brings it home!
[07:14] ---
Ooh, oily...!
[07:18] ---
Yes, that is a real man!
[07:22] ---
You're hardcore in more ways than one...
[07:29] ---
I'm not at full strength,
and now I'm a laughingstock...
[07:33] ---
Man, I am so jealous of Mizuta-kun...!
[07:37] ---
That's just it! If you make me
your pupil, you'll never be lonely!
[07:41] ---
Plus I can help take care of you!
[07:44] ---
Maybe I'd consider one
of Mizuta-kun's hotties,
[07:47] ---
but not some puny,
flat-chested runt like you...!
[07:53] ---
It appears the time to show it has come!
[07:58] ---
Stop! I don't wanna see your no-boobs!
[08:01] ---
Here it is!
[08:06] ---
She's one hot mama!
[08:08] ---
Isn't she?
[08:09] ---
W-who is she?!
[08:11] ---
My mother!
[08:14] ---
Understand now? I'm the
daughter of this "hot mama"!
[08:20] ---
Which means that I have
the same genes as her...!
[08:35] ---
Alright! I'll test you!
[08:40] ---
Get your bug dumplings here!
[08:41] ---
30% off all used items today!
[08:45] ---
Exactly how are you
going to test me, Master?
[08:49] ---
Uh huh...
[08:50] ---
Master...!
[08:52] ---
Master...?
[08:54] ---
Master?!
[08:55] ---
That alright?
[08:56] ---
I suppose...
[08:57] ---
Master! What're you doing? Why--
[09:00] ---
Things're all set here.
[09:01] ---
Eh?
[09:01] ---
Oh, is that her?
[09:03] ---
Eh?
[09:04] ---
She's a tiny one,
but there's plenty of work for her...
[09:07] ---
Eh?
[09:08] ---
I'm not fully better after all,
so you can do some jobs for a while...
[09:13] ---
Eh?!
[09:15] ---
Let's see, first off
is Hashimoto-san's request!
[09:18] ---
W-w-wait!
[09:21] ---
I want to be a super-skilled beauty...!
[09:24] ---
Fool!
[09:25] ---
Didn't you say you
wanted to be my pupil?!
[09:27] ---
Yes...!
[09:28] ---
Didn't you say you'd
do anything I say?!
[09:30] ---
Yes!
[09:30] ---
Then listen...!
[09:32] ---
Being a handyman is the coolest
and most hardcore job in the desert!
[09:37] ---
Whether or not I make you my pupil
depends on how you handle it!
[09:45] ---
Understood! I'll do it! So I can
be a super-skilled beauty...!
[09:50] ---
Alright, then!
[10:06] ---
It's too much...!
[10:10] ---
That's a might
lotta fertilizer ya gathered!
[10:13] ---
Thank you...!
[10:15] ---
Oh, could I also ask ya
to deliver somethin'?
[10:19] ---
Eh?!
[10:19] ---
Oh? I'd done heard handymen'll
do anythin' for money...
[10:25] ---
A-all right!
[10:29] ---
This is the life!
Raking it in just sitting here!
[10:36] ---
Yeah. Yeah!
[10:38] ---
It's obvious why I've had
no luck with girls so far!
[10:48] ---
They were all strong, independent women!
[10:52] ---
But this time I'll take that
lower-than-garbage, genderless brat
[10:55] ---
and reforge her mind, body, and spirit!
[11:05] ---
I can't reach the button in back...
[11:09] ---
I'll mold her into a
proficient assistant handyman!
[11:17] ---
Oh, you! Don't touch me there!
[11:20] ---
Sorry...!
[11:22] ---
I, with my own two hands,
shall raise my ideal woman!
[11:29] ---
Oh, Wataru-san! Kiss me!
[11:31] ---
No, me!
[11:33] ---
Oh, my! Whatever shall I do?
[11:38] ---
You're thinking way too small,
Mizuta-kun...!
[11:42] ---
First, I'll use that runt
as a guinea pig,
[11:46] ---
and then in the future,
gather all the ideal women I raised!
[11:50] ---
In this desert, I shall build
an Amusement Land all my own!
[12:15] ---
Delivery for you...!
[12:20] ---
Delivery for you!
[12:24] ---
Delivery for you!
[12:27] ---
Um, delivery from Hashimoto-san!
[12:32] ---
Yes, this year I am 89 years old...
[12:46] ---
I can't see inside...!
[12:58] ---
Hey, runt! Take this one too!
[13:11] ---
This job'll be a cinch!
[13:13] ---
Hey! Start shoutin' your spiel!
[13:15] ---
Right!
[13:16] ---
Come one, come all!
Always 30% to 40% off!
[13:20] ---
The newly-renovated Insect Shop!
[13:27] ---
Not loud enough.
[13:29] ---
Right! Always 30% to 40% off!
[13:33] ---
Can't hear you!
[13:34] ---
The newly-renovated Insect Shop!
[13:36] ---
Louder!
[13:37] ---
Always 30% to 40% off!
[13:39] ---
Say it louder!
[13:41] ---
Um, there's no one around...
[13:44] ---
I don't care! Now start from the top!
[13:48] ---
Always 30% to 40% off!
The newly-renovated Insect Shop!
[13:55] ---
Always 30% to--
[13:56] ---
"Water Parlor"
[14:06] ---
Well?
[14:07] ---
It's horrible! And uncool...!
[14:11] ---
What are you doing?
[14:12] ---
Master! I can't go on...!
[14:16] ---
You're a handyman. Handymen are
handy 'cause they do anything.
[14:20] ---
Yes, but...!
[14:22] ---
But I want to do real jobs
like help you get rid of bandits!
[14:29] ---
Taiko. Do you know why
I was able to beat Onuma Jiro?
[14:36] ---
'Cause I'm a super-skilled handyman!
[14:43] ---
At the time, the conditions
were in his favor.
[14:46] ---
But it was because I'm a handyman
that I'm alive today!
[14:52] ---
He was definitely
a top-class sharpshooter.
[14:55] ---
He must've trained quite a lot.
[14:58] ---
But that's all he had going for him.
[15:02] ---
Yes! Fighting and living are the same!
[15:06] ---
Ever-changing conditions!
Unpredictable storms of change!
[15:12] ---
One must promptly and accurately
ascertain situations during these
[15:15] ---
and move with swiftness and flexibility!
[15:17] ---
Confidence backed up by your
flexible brain and abundant experience!
[15:22] ---
The only way to achieve that
is to experience many things!
[15:26] ---
And the ones who can do that
while earning money
[15:29] ---
are those known as handymen!
[15:38] ---
Well? Cool, huh?
[15:41] ---
V-v-very!
[15:45] ---
Master! I'll go work my very hardest!
[15:49] ---
Good! Think of it all as
personal fertilizer as you do so!
[15:53] ---
Right!
[16:01] ---
Now to use this chance
to spend a bunch of money!
[16:09] ---
Oh, Kan-chan!
[16:11] ---
Yo. I'm here to pick up Taiko's pay.
[16:14] ---
Oh, right.
[16:17] ---
What should I buy first?!
[16:18] ---
Here you are.
[16:22] ---
What's this?
[16:23] ---
Her bill.
[16:24] ---
Eh?
[16:25] ---
I advanced the money,
so I'll need you to pay immediately.
[16:29] ---
W-wha--
[16:31] ---
What?!
[16:37] ---
I'm not so sure
about that girl, Kan-chan.
[16:40] ---
She trips and scatters fertilizer,
fills chimneys with soot,
[16:44] ---
and breaks goods she's delivering.
[16:47] ---
She's a real mess!
[16:48] ---
Eh?! Really?!
[16:50] ---
Yep! He's all talk! He's really
nothing great, that Sunabozu!
[16:59] ---
Yeah, that girl took jobs
under your name...
[17:04] ---
That can't be good.
[17:07] ---
And you got stranded the other day,
[17:09] ---
so your reputation's
taken a big nosedive lately.
[17:21] ---
Where is she?! I heard she's
walking the Heracles Goldion Beetle
[17:24] ---
for Kawahara-san on 4th Street, but...!
[17:31] ---
What's that smoke...?
[17:38] ---
That smells great...!
[17:58] ---
Master!
[17:59] ---
You dumbass...!
[18:01] ---
But I was hungry!
[18:03] ---
He told you this Heracles Gol-- Um...
[18:09] ---
This bug with the complicated
name is a legendary insect
[18:12] ---
that's dear to our client,
the rich Kawahara-san!
[18:16] ---
But aren't bugs meant to be eaten?!
[18:18] ---
It's not normal to feed them
and take them for walks!
[18:22] ---
Rich people are weirdos! And yet, you--
[18:33] ---
Don't hit me!
[18:39] ---
Ouch! Stop!
[18:51] ---
Hello...!
[18:52] ---
Oh! Tama-chan! Did you
enjoy your little walkie?
[18:59] ---
What are you doing?
[19:01] ---
You'll break, err, uh...
[19:03] ---
Hand her here this instant!
[19:05] ---
No!
[19:17] ---
What have you done
to my poor Tama-chan...?!
[19:20] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[19:23] ---
--Tama-chan was pedigreed
and very expensive!
[19:25] ---
--Just endure it!
[19:26] ---
--What on earth do you
have to say for yourself?!
[19:27] ---
--It's for my big long-term plan...!
[19:28] ---
--I did have my doubts, seeing
as you were stranded recently...!
[19:31] ---
I should've known better!
[19:32] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I swear I'll make it up to you!
[19:35] ---
On my honor as the Sunabozu!
[19:50] ---
I'm in huge debt again...
[19:56] ---
Oh, if it isn't Kanta-kun!
[19:59] ---
What're you doing here?
[20:04] ---
Oh, Mizuta-kun...!
[20:09] ---
Just watching the sun go down...
[20:11] ---
Ah...
[20:14] ---
What a pretty sunset...
[20:18] ---
Yeah...
[20:19] ---
You don't seem in very high spirits.
And what happened to your face?
[20:24] ---
Well, you see...
[20:27] ---
I'll kill you first, and then me!
[20:29] ---
Stop!
[20:30] ---
So I was just your toy...
[20:34] ---
And me...
[20:35] ---
And me...
[20:36] ---
And me...
[20:38] ---
W-wait! I can explain!
My love is eternal!
[20:43] ---
Eternal...!
[20:48] ---
I tried to love them all equally,
but things turned a bit sour...
[20:53] ---
I'd say more than "a bit"...
[20:55] ---
Whoops. I gotta go
apologize to Izumi-chan next.
[20:59] ---
See you, Kanta-kun.
[21:01] ---
Yeah. See you later...
[21:09] ---
Hmm. I guess even
Mizuta-kun has it tough...
[21:22] ---
Yeah. I'll hafta work hard, too...!
[21:25] ---
For my dream...
[21:39] ---
Found ya!
[21:40] ---
Soon after, people began to spot
an odd pair in the Great Kanto Desert.
[21:46] ---
Ok! We attack on my signal!
[21:48] ---
Right, Master!
[21:51] ---
The Sunabozu and his pupil, Kosuna.
[21:53] ---
But between them was
neither respect nor trust...
[22:00] ---
...only revolting desires
and devious selfishness.
[22:04] ---
May happiness come
to this wretched pair...!
[22:08] ---
Let's do it, Kosuna!
[22:10] ---
Right, Master!
[22:39] ---
One circle... Two circles...
[22:47] ---
One more big circle...
[22:51] ---
A billowing raincoat...
(It's a cape!)
[22:55] ---
Oh, let's not forget
the sunshade now...
[23:00] ---
(His heart is pitch black!
His heart is pitch black!)
[23:06] ---
Give him a Winchester and
suddenly you have Sunabouzu!
[23:22] ---
He'll run again
today! (Run again)
[23:25] ---
Through the desert!
(Even if forced to do jobs)
[23:29] ---
He'll go forth again tomorrow!
(Go forth again)
[23:33] ---
(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
[23:35] ---
(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)
[23:37] ---
(Until he gets the Boobie Lady!)
[23:39] ---
He'll rush on ahead, life
on the line! Rush on ahead!
[23:47] ---
[23:57] ---
Yo! Ghost of the Desert, Sunabozu here!
[23:58] ---
Sorry about this episode!
There were no boobies to be had!
[24:01] ---
That's all right, Master!
Having none has its advantages, too!
[24:04] ---
--Like that makes me any happier!
--You're hopeless...
[24:06] ---
On the next Sunabozu-
"Dog-Girl and Rock"
[24:09] ---
Miss it and there'll be
even less boobies!
No comments to display
No comments to display