# 8 - A Dog in Heat
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR9P7MP06/desert-punk)
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"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
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*I am the one!*
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*Push on ahead as you like, yeah*
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*Oh, listen closely to me*
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*and speak the name
of the desert god*
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*Clench your teeth*
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*When your heart starts
to tremble with heat...*
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*Stop it! It'll only
bring destruction*
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*Let's do it, oh, angel*
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*Now is the time to
stand up and be strong*
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*A sad history, a
hidden big story*
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*That's the mystery*
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*There's nothing certain
about what tomorrow holds*
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*so living through this moment*
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*is my mission alone*
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It is said to have watched over
the history of man since antiquity...
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A living witness of the Dark Age...
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It is said to have continually defied
the hand of man to remain there...
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Even to this day, in the age
of the Great Kanto Desert...
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"Sunabouzu - Desert Punk"
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"Dog-Girl and Rock"
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A rock...?
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It's no ordinary rock.
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You may have heard of it yourself,
it's called "Dog-Girl Rock"...
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Dog-Girl Rock?
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You know, the one that curses
you if you try to move it...
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Now that I look back,
it WAS strangely cheap,
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but there's a highway nearby
and it could have water,
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so I bought the land that
the Dog-Girl Rock stands on.
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So, first I thought I'd try to
get rid of the rock, you know?
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But every single contractor
turned me away.
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Desert people do believe
in such superstitions...
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I was at my wit's end,
so I offered a reward to volunteers.
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Curse, my ass! I'll just use my
super strength to smash it to pieces!
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You're so cool, Boss!
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It's no match for
the West Oasis' mightiest!
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Boss...
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It's the curse!
The curse of the Dog-Girl Rock!
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If I just destroy that rock,
we can buy a new home...!
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You can do it, Honey!
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I'm hungry, Daddy...!
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Just hold on...!
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Honey!
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My back...!
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--It's the curse...!
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--Honey!
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--The curse of the Dog-Girl Rock!
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--I'm hungry!
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Say your prayers, Dog-Girl Rock!
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Behold the might of my super battle tank,
Kasumi-chan Mark II!
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What?! Engine trouble?!
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W-w-wha...?!
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It's the curse...!
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I'm scared...!
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I hired many others,
but they were all gutless cowards...
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Is that so...?
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I beg you!
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The desert's jack-of-all-trades,
the Handyman Guild,
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is my only hope now!
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Please! Rid me of that infernal rock!
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Alright, just keep your face away...!
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--Dog-Girl Rock?!
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--Dog-Girl Rock?!
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I know, but he is offering
500,000 per person...!
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We'll pass!
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Eh?
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But it's 500,000!
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It's just that we don't do
dinky jobs like that no more!
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It's not that we're afraid!
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Yeah! Not one bit!
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It's just not our thing!
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Dog-Girl Rock?!
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Yes, he wants it removed--
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My old injury...!
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D- D- Dog-Girl Rock?!
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He IS offering 500,000...
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No can do! I'm not headed that way!
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Too bad it wasn't in
a different direction...!
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Dog-Girl Rock?!
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I'll be killed! I'll be cursed!
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"Water Parlor"
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Eh? Remove the Dog-Girl Rock?
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I was hoping I could
ask you to do it...!
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Master! Isn't Dog-Girl Rock
that famous one?!
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Huh? It's just a rock.
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So you'll do it?!
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You hardly need me to do
some paltry job like that!
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No, but everyone else ran away...!
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Cowards!
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And...
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...let's not forget recent events.
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Your reputation has dropped a bit,
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so this is the perfect chance
to let the world know once more
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that the Sunabozu is the
greatest handyman in the West Oasis-
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no- the Great Kanto Desert!
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The greatest handyman...
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Kan-chan! I mean, Sunabozu!
You're the only one who can do it!
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Ordinary handymen just won't cut it!
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Really, you're the
only one I can rely on!
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Alright! Though it will be a
super-duper-ultra cinch for me!
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It's the curse already!
The curse of the Dog-Girl Rock!
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You idiot! There's no such thing!
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Hey, Shopkeep! Your chairs're crap!
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Eh? What happened?
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No! It's the curse! The curse!
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What's with you?!
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It's just...!
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Are you still scared?!
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You're not afraid of the curse, Master?!
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Huh?!
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I mean, it was created by
arrows and swords during the wars
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long before the Dark Age...
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So?
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They say it's been cursed ever since,
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and that it's remained untouched
for over a thousand years!
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Who do you think I am?!
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Don't put me in the
same boat as those chickens!
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That bastard! Is he calling us chickens?!
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We can't let him beat us, Bro...
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But I'm scared...!
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Imbecile! Think if he
does remove Dog-Girl Rock!
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We'll be cowards, he'll be the
ultimate handyman who beat the curse,
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and he'll always be better than us!
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Yeah, but...!
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Let's go! We're gettin' there first!
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Right!
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I-i-is it the curse...?!
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You clod! There's no such thing!
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Is this...
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Is it...
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What's that?!
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T-t-the curse...!
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It's not the stupid curse!
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So-called "curses" just scare people
into acting all crazy
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and getting hurt and seeing weird stuff!
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But...!
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Look!
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This spot is famous for rockslides.
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It's nothing to be worried
about if you're careful,
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but since you're focused on curses,
you're prone to walk into danger.
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Let's go!
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Wait for me...!
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It really is the curse...!
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You alright, Bro...?
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You're worried about the curse too,
aren't you, Master?
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Huh?!
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You did just walk into danger
because you were worried about it!
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I'll have you know...!
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What's wrong?
**[10:10] ---**
The air cooler I got
a while ago is acting up...
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Master...!
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Damn! I just replaced that stuff!
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Dammit! They jipped me!
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Master...!
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It's the--
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It ain't the curse!
It's an ordinary pitfall!
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--Master!
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--My stomach...!
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It's the--
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It ain't the curse! It was
the water I had this morning!
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Master...
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No...! It ain't the curse...!
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I didn't say it was...
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What, then?!
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You know how it's called Dog-Girl Rock?
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What about it?!
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What do you think "Dog-Girl" refers to?
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Hell if I know!
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Well, it IS called "Dog-Girl", so...
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So...?!
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Something like this?
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Woof!
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So irresistible...!
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I-it ain't the curse!
It ain't the curse, got it?!
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You admitted it yourself.
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Shut up!
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Let's hurry! Can't just sit around
with my cooler busted!
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Come on, Taiko! Let go!
I don't care if you're scared!
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Let go already! Come on!
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It IS telling us to stay away...!
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Come on! Come on...!
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W-w-we're really here...!
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So that's the Dog-Girl Rock...
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See! I told you it
was just a stupid rock!
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Master! Don't...!
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This rock ain't so special--
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What in the...?!
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I-i-it's the Dog-Girl...!
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Oh, this is a rare treat...
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This is the Dog-Girl...?
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No!
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You! What is Repo Man Amagumo
doing here?!
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Amagumo?!
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I've heard about you!
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You're the Repo Man of Terror
who collects not just debts, but souls!
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It's not quite the "souls"
you'd expect, though...
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Wow! You two are friends, Master?!
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--Hell, no!
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--Hell, no!
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Didn't expect to find you here...
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What, did you get fired
'cause you screwed up last time?!
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Don't worry. I'm just on an errand.
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Anyway, I heard about you, Sunabozu...
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I hear you not only got stranded,
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but hired an exceptionally
capable assistant as well?
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E-e-eh?! Does "exceptionally
capable assistant" refer to me?!
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Moron!
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Why are you here?!
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Wanna know?
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Don't act big!
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To destroy this Dog-Girl Rock
before you do, obviously.
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Eh?!
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Don't take it personally!
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I owe the landowner, Murahama-san,
for getting me some repo work!
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Why, you...!
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Impossible...!
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Master! There's white mist coming out...!
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Huh? I don't see anything...
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T-this is pure bliss...!
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What's that dumbass thinking?!
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What's with him?!
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It's the curse...! The curse!
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Don't be dumb! He probably
just ate something bad!
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But you saw it, too! The white mist
that came out of that rock...!
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Why do you keep saying that?!
I didn't see any such thing!
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Eh?!
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Anyways, that was close!
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This jerk almost took off
with the 500,000 yen reward...!
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Hey! Blast a 40-mm into that--
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No! I don't care about the reward, Master!
Let's just go home!
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What the hell're you freaking out for?!
Just blast it already!
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No!
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Fine! I'll do it!
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Master...!
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Shut up, you chicken!
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We're chicken, huh?!
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You...!
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We brothers...
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...ain't no...
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--...chickens.
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--...chickens.
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You out to steal my thunder too?!
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Hey! What happened?!
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N- Natsuko... Forgive your brother...
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A girl...!
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The Dog-Girl's... curse...!
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No! Let's quit, Master! Let's go home!
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I'm sure the curse got them too
on their way here...!
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That just makes things all the better!
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I'll obliterate this rock
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and let the cowards of the world
know once more
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just how super-brave and awesome
the great Sunabozu-sama is!
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Master...!
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What the hell...?!
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There wasn't a single cloud earlier...!
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What the...?!
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Ow...
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Darn you, stupid Dog-Girl Rock...!
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Master?! Where are you, Master?!
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That's the white mist I saw earlier...!
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Master...!
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Where am I?
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I feel really good...!
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She has a weird dog suit on...
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...but she's a babe...
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...with mind-boggling boobies!
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This is that creepy feeling
I've gotten used to...!
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C-c-could that black fog be...
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...Master's carnal desires?!
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Have a drink!
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Yum! This is some
top-quality mineral water!
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I'm glad you like it!
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I'd like some of this, too!
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No... Don't...!
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Oh, come, now!
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He's fighting that terrible curse
back with his superhuman lust!
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Terrifying...! It's ugly,
pitch black, and goopy...!
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Yes, just like sludge...!
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Eww! Nasty! It's all gooey...!
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Come back here...!
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If you want me,
then you'll have to catch me...!
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Ok by me!
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A battle between grudge and desire!
It's hell!
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This is true hell on earth!
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Don't worry! I'll treat you
kindly from now on...!
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W-wait...!
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Dog-Girl-chan...!
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No!
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You're all mine...!
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I'm alive...
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Where's Master?!
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What're you doing, Master?!
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Aw, I was asleep...?
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I had such a nice dream!
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Dream...?! That was a dream?!
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Look at that!
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The Dog-Girl Rock...!
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I guess it fell down
during that sandstorm...
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Fools! Self-defeating yourselves
because of some scary "curse"...!
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Now do you see how super brave
and awesome I really am?!
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Hey! What're you doin'?! Let's go!
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Coming...!
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Now to collect that 500,000...!
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After that, stories about the curse
of the Dog-Girl Rock died out.
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Rumors about the Ghost of the Desert
conquering an evil grudge
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spread like wildfire,
and the name "Sunabozu" echoed
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throughout the Great Kanto Desert
once more.
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But was that terrifying spectacle
really a dream? If not...
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Hey! What's the hold-up?!
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As that would mean Master
is even scarier than the curse,
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I try not to think about it anymore.
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*One circle... Two circles...*
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*One more big circle...*
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*A billowing raincoat...
(It's a cape!)*
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*Oh, let's not forget
the sunshade now...*
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*(His heart is pitch black!
His heart is pitch black!)*
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*Give him a Winchester and
suddenly you have Sunabouzu!*
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*He'll run again
today! (Run again)*
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*Through the desert!
(Even if forced to do jobs)*
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*He'll go forth again tomorrow!
(Go forth again)*
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*(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)*
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*(Until he gets the Boobie Lady)*
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*(Until he gets the Boobie Lady!)*
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*He'll rush on ahead, life
on the line! Rush on ahead!*
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Yo! Ghost of the Desert, Sunabozu here!
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--How was Murahama-san's performance?!
--It sucked.
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*faceplant*
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Acting is just for show!
Important people wouldn't understand!
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But you're important, woof!
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On the next Sunabozu-
"Life and Game"
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Miss it and it's bankruptcy!