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E5 - Merciless Invasion

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[00:07] ---
    Demon Lord, huh?
    Would you say he's a hunk or what?
[00:11] ---
    "Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze"
[00:11] ---
    You wouldn't believe how snazzy he was.
[00:14] ---
    I wish he'd just fill the holes
    in my heart and my butt!
[00:18] ---
    "Noma Noma Bar Owner" "Iei"
[00:20] ---
    You never change, Yukikaze!
[00:23] ---
    Grab a guy by the balls and he can be yours!
[00:26] ---
    Yukikaze! Don't forget he's the Demon Lord!
[00:26] ---
    "Greatsword User" "Mikan"
[00:29] ---
    Don't you know what that means?
[00:31] ---
    And aren't you a guy in the first place?
[00:35] ---
    You know nothing, Mikan.
    Girlish boys can get pregnant too.
[00:39] ---
    Do you got alcohol in that
    milk of yours or something?
[00:44] ---
    The point being, there were like
    300 Sandwolves there, you know!
[00:48] ---
    And he scorched the whole pack
    in less than a second!
[00:53] ---
    A person like him invites disaster.
[01:00] ---
    Mikan, did you already forget
    that old man saved your life?
[01:07] ---
    Well, that's true, but...
[01:10] ---
    I'll pay him back with my body!
[01:12] ---
    Do as you please, but I want no part of it!
[01:15] ---
    Good grief, my head hurts.
    Iei, bring me more ale!
[01:19] ---
    Sure thing!
[01:20] ---
    And I want more of that white and creamy stuff!
[01:28] ---
    Open your eyes
[01:36] ---
    Dwelling in the eyes of
    that majestic figure are wishes
[01:39] ---
    Let's sing to the sleepless night
[01:42] ---
    Dramatically pull everything in,
    even light and darkness
[01:46] ---
    In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
[01:51] ---
    I learned that true kindness is
    actually solitude after looking at you
[01:58] ---
    I wanted to get closer to your heart
    and yet it's still so far away
[02:05] ---
    No matter what fate gets in my way,
    I'll face it head on
[02:11] ---
    With the bravery I chose with you,
    let's flap our wings and fly
[02:21] ---
    My heart is trembling with the hope that I found
[02:24] ---
    Resounding inside me
    move my heart
[02:27] ---
    Lurking behind my hidden true motives
[02:31] ---
    With a stronger gaze than anyone else
[02:34] ---
    Dwelling in the eyes of
    that majestic figure are wishes
[02:38] ---
    Let's sing to the sleepless night
[02:41] ---
    Dramatically pull everything in,
    even light and darkness
[02:44] ---
    In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
[02:48] ---
    Let's begin
[02:50] ---
    Open your eyes
[02:56] ---
    Walking... You had Hades
    and accomplished so little?
[03:00] ---
    You're good at giving orders,
    but still a coward when it comes down to it.
[03:05] ---
    That Dragonkin possessed powers out of the ordinary.
[03:05] ---
    "Satanist" "Walking"
[03:09] ---
    That's all.
[03:10] ---
    The appearance of this Demon Lord
    concerns me more than the Dragonkin.
[03:14] ---
    "Satanist Founder" "Utopia"
[03:17] ---
    Lord Utopia...
[03:19] ---
    Although we revived the Demon King,
[03:22] ---
    I've heard rumors he was
    killed by this Demon Lord.
[03:28] ---
    In any case, it seems Hades needs
    even more sacrifices and power.
[03:35] ---
    We'll destroy the Holy Capital...
[03:37] ---
    ...by letting Hades consume
    both the good and the bad.
[03:54] ---
    That fool, Greole...
[04:00] ---
    How could he stumble on such a small pebble?
[04:03] ---
    "Hakuto Kunai"
[04:06] ---
    "Merciless Invasion"
[04:21] ---
    Oh? What's that village?
[04:24] ---
    It seems like a pretty dead place to me...
[04:31] ---
    That's my village.
[04:33] ---
    Huh?
[04:34] ---
    I'm saying that's my territory!
[04:34] ---
    "Luna Elegant"
[04:41] ---
    "Yu Kirino"
[04:50] ---
    It looks rather run down, but...
    You're fine with that?
[04:54] ---
    I have no interest in running a territory.
[04:57] ---
    Besides, someone they sent
    from the church is overseeing it,
[05:01] ---
    so it's none of my business anyways.
[05:03] ---
    I see... Luna's just treated as
    someone who can rally support.
[05:08] ---
    She might be good at magic,
    but she'd be awful running a territory.
[05:13] ---
    Someone like her would raise taxes
    like crazy and cause a revolt for sure.
[05:19] ---
    I imagine she'd get herself spanked
    in the stockades in no time at all.
[05:25] ---
    Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
[05:29] ---
    They probably shoved this land
    on Luna to keep her away from
[05:32] ---
    productive land and their
    own interests elsewhere.
[05:37] ---
    Message.
[05:38] ---
    "Message"
[05:40] ---
    Yu, I think the church is manipulating
    Luna like a puppet. What do you think?
[05:47] ---
    I agree.
[05:49] ---
    The nobility and church brass are
    probably taking advantage of her
[05:53] ---
    by dumping the most problematic land on her.
[05:57] ---
    Mmm... In which case, they can't
    complain if we take this rejected land.
[06:02] ---
    You plan to use this village?
[06:04] ---
    Since it's Holy Maiden territory,
    no one should interfere. It's convenient.
[06:18] ---
    Luna, I want to borrow a corner of the village.
[06:22] ---
    Huh?
[06:23] ---
    Demon Lord? What are you planning to do here?
[06:26] ---
    Not much. Just thinking about
    running a doctor's office here.
[06:31] ---
    Oh, with Miss Yu!
[06:33] ---
    If Miss Yu works as a doctor,
    people from the whole kingdom will come!
[06:38] ---
    Mmm.
[06:42] ---
    Chief, how about around this area?
[06:46] ---
    It's a little cramped.
[06:48] ---
    I was thinking about building
    a hot spring resort next to it.
[06:53] ---
    A hot spring? That sure sounds lovely.
[06:57] ---
    It's hard to find someone who hates hot springs.
[07:01] ---
    I could rake in double the income
    with a hospital and hot springs together.
[07:02] ---
    "Hospital"
[07:07] ---
    I could even sell soap as a package
    deal and have a nice little business!
[07:15] ---
    W-Well, if it isn't Miss Luna.
    It's so nice of you to come.
[07:20] ---
    Ah! It's the man on the wanted posters!
[07:24] ---
    Yup! He's the Demon Lord!
    And I'm making him cooperate with me!
[07:31] ---
    I take it you're the one
    appointed by the church?
[07:35] ---
    From now on, Luna and I
    will be taking care of this village.
[07:40] ---
    Go back to the church
    or whatever and pass on the news.
[07:44] ---
    B-But... shouldn't we discuss this
    with my superiors first?
[07:50] ---
    Superiors? I don't understand your logic.
[07:54] ---
    Luna is the lord of this territory
    and wishes to run things her own way.
[08:00] ---
    Are you suggesting the church
    and your questionable superiors...
[08:04] ---
    ...are actually the true lords
    of this territory and village?
[08:08] ---
    N-No, not at all!
[08:11] ---
    The village belongs to Miss Luna, of course!
[08:15] ---
    I believe you've answered
    your own question then.
[08:18] ---
    Now run along and do as I said.
[08:21] ---
    Hiyah!
[08:24] ---
    You can be a surprisingly smooth
    talker when it comes down to it.
[08:33] ---
    Don't you worry.
[08:35] ---
    If you just leave things to me,
    I'll help the village get back on its feet.
[08:39] ---
    Um, will my allowance go up then?
[08:44] ---
    Of course. I promise.
[08:52] ---
    Kyon, how are the carrots over there?
[08:52] ---
    "Momo"
[08:55] ---
    Not good. They're too thin to sell for much.
[08:55] ---
    "Kyon"
[08:58] ---
    What about you, Momo?
[09:03] ---
    It's bad here too.
[09:05] ---
    We'll have to go buy more Water Crystals.
[09:08] ---
    But everything's so pricey lately.
    Earth Crystals too.
[09:13] ---
    The soil's so poor that without Crystals,
    we'll never be able to grow carrots.
[09:18] ---
    No one can grow them but us,
    so we can sell at a good price, but...
[09:23] ---
    To think it's going to take so many Crystals...
[09:27] ---
    We've got some rabbit-eared people here...
[09:30] ---
    They're actually a race called Bunnies.
[09:32] ---
    They say that long ago,
    the Cherub loved and adored them.
[09:37] ---
    There's not many of them,
    but they've all gathered here to live.
[09:41] ---
    Adored, huh?
[09:43] ---
    It's almost like they're being quarantined here.
[09:47] ---
    Because the Kingdom of Holy Light
    kinda hates all races except humans...
[09:53] ---
    Mmm.
[09:54] ---
    Eep! Wh-What did you do that for?!
[09:57] ---
    Hmph. For no reason, really.
[10:00] ---
    Just thought it might cheer you up.
[10:02] ---
    You pervert! You just wanted
    to touch my cute butt, didn't you?!
[10:07] ---
    I'm right, aren't I?! Admit I'm right!
[10:09] ---
    Wait till bed for your fantasies.
[10:12] ---
    I'd actually like to hear what
    the Bunnies have to say.
[10:15] ---
    Ow, ow, ow!
[10:18] ---
    Now you're sick of my butt and you're
    going after the Bunnies' butts next?!
[10:22] ---
    You big demon pervert lord!
[10:26] ---
    "Zero Kirisame" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
    "Age: ?" "Height: 180cm"
[10:31] ---
    "Yu Kirino" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
    "Age: 22" "Height: 175cm"
[10:38] ---
    I see... The water shortage
    is causing you trouble.
[10:42] ---
    Is there anything you can
    do about it, Demon Lord?
[10:45] ---
    You knew your vassals were in need,
    and yet you didn't help them?
[10:50] ---
    Some kind of Holy Maiden you are.
[10:52] ---
    I-It's not my fault.
[10:54] ---
    I was taught to keep my hand
    out of such worldly issues.
[10:59] ---
    So, you said your name was Kyon?
    Is there a water well in this village?
[11:04] ---
    Th-There is, hop!
[11:07] ---
    Hop?
[11:08] ---
    Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop--
[11:11] ---
    I have to ask, but what's with
    that special sentence ending?
[11:15] ---
    H-Humans get pretty disappointed
    unless we finish with that, hop!
[11:21] ---
    Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop! Bunny--
[11:21] ---
    Could you please talk to me like normal?
[11:24] ---
    Did you say your name was Momo?
    You can speak normally too.
[11:29] ---
    Got it, bunny.
[11:31] ---
    Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop, bunny bunny!
[11:31] ---
    You don't get it at all!
[11:33] ---
    What the hell's wrong with these people?!
[11:36] ---
    The water well is this way... hop!
[11:39] ---
    Argh, just hurry up and guide us there already.
[11:49] ---
    What kind of shape is the well in, Yu?
[11:52] ---
    Chief... The underground water vein
    is completely exhausted,
[11:57] ---
    and it's likely that digging deeper
    will be a wasted effort.
[12:01] ---
    Hmm, I see.
[12:04] ---
    But we don't have the budget
    to buy more Water Crystals, bunny.
[12:08] ---
    We're in trouble, hop.
[12:10] ---
    I just know he's going
    to do something crazy again...
[12:13] ---
    Demon Lord...
[12:18] ---
    A Pulley Wheel is a low-level item,
    so it's only 5 Skill Points.
[12:18] ---
    "Pulley Wheel"
[12:23] ---
    In Infinity Game, plastic bottles
    of water are the primary recovery item.
[12:29] ---
    In areas with water wells,
    you could use a Pulley Wheel to get water.
[12:35] ---
    I've got 265 skill points left over...
[12:35] ---
    "Pulley Wheel"
[12:37] ---
    "Hakuto Kunai"
[12:38] ---
    Even if I make a field hospital and hot springs,
    I'll still have some left over.
[12:45] ---
    Shall we get started, then?
[12:48] ---
    Low-Level Item Creation.
[12:52] ---
    Pulley Wheel.
[13:02] ---
    I-I'm scared, hop!
[13:04] ---
    Wh-What was that, bunny?
[13:06] ---
    H-Hey! Where do you get that stuff from?
[13:11] ---
    I suppose you could say from
    a fragment of my intelligence.
[13:16] ---
    And? What's that supposed to be?
[13:18] ---
    We should probably get this thing attached, then.
[13:21] ---
    I'll help, Chief.
[13:25] ---
    If the well's exhausted, I think it's
    pointless to add a Pulley Wheel, hop.
[13:31] ---
    It's okay. You can trust that
    Demon Lord knows what he's doing.
[13:36] ---
    Using this Pulley Wheel of mine
    will produce water every time.
[13:40] ---
    The state of the well doesn't matter.
[13:43] ---
    I don't understand what you're saying, bunny.
[13:46] ---
    It's your speech patterns
    that I don't understand.
[13:51] ---
    What the heck is he doing?
[13:53] ---
    Aku, could you bring up some well water?
[13:56] ---
    Sure, I'll give it a shot!
[13:59] ---
    By twisting this wheel,
    even Aku can draw water with ease.
[14:04] ---
    I just have to turn it this way, right?
[14:08] ---
    You can't draw water from a dry well!
[14:13] ---
    It's water!
[14:16] ---
    Huh?!
[14:19] ---
    H-Hey! What's the meaning of this, Demon Lord?!
[14:22] ---
    Just like Demon Lord said,
    it's a cinch for me to fetch water!
[14:27] ---
    Momo, look! There's tons of water!
[14:30] ---
    You're kidding! How is that possible?!
[14:33] ---
    You guys can talk normal after all!
[14:39] ---
    As I thought, it's regular water.
[14:41] ---
    I'd have to rethink my plan if it
    was water that recovered HP, but...
[14:47] ---
    Then again, if Water Crystals
    are valuable enough to be sold,
[14:51] ---
    it wouldn't be a good idea
    to let this go public.
[14:54] ---
    Hey, explain already.
[14:56] ---
    How come adding the Pulley Wheel
    made it so water comes out?
[15:00] ---
    This is a magic Pulley Wheel from my homeland.
[15:03] ---
    As you can see, it can draw water
    from even dried-up wells.
[15:07] ---
    I believe you all understand
    how valuable an item this is?
[15:15] ---
    It's not out of the question
    for a war to start over this thing.
[15:21] ---
    But really, it's just a low-level item, though...
[15:25] ---
    We'll keep it a secret
    in this village forever, hop!
[15:29] ---
    Thank you so much!
    Now we can grow healthy carrots, bunny!
[15:33] ---
    They've got to be saying it on purpose!
[15:36] ---
    Oh, well. The next thing
    you need for farming is...
[15:40] ---
    Mid-Level Item Creation.
[15:45] ---
    "Fertilizer"
[15:45] ---
    Fertilizer.
[15:47] ---
    You can use this fertilizer.
    I'm counting on you to put it to good use.
[15:53] ---
    Momo! This fertilizer is amazing!
[15:56] ---
    Incredible! It's overflowing with blessed power!
[15:59] ---
    Well, this should lighten up
    the mood in the village a bit.
[16:02] ---
    Woohoo!
[16:03] ---
    We can build up the village, but no one
    will visit if the mood here is bleak.
[16:05] ---
    Hurray!
[16:06] ---
    This is great!
[16:09] ---
    Just like that tea bowl, it's wild to think
    trash items can be so valuable here.
[16:15] ---
    It's unbelievable...
[16:21] ---
    Y-You know, I guess you
    have some good in you too.
[16:27] ---
    Don't be stupid. I don't do things
    out of the goodness of my heart.
[16:31] ---
    Everything I do is for a reason.
[16:34] ---
    And what's your reason now?
[16:36] ---
    Y-You want to do nasty things to the Bunnies?!
[16:40] ---
    Are you dumb? Somebody has to
    operate the hospital and hot springs.
[16:46] ---
    I'm planning to have the
    Bunnies work there for me.
[16:49] ---
    Like this...
[16:52] ---
    Hmm? If it helps my village develop
[16:55] ---
    and raises my allowance,
    I've got no complaints.
[16:58] ---
    Hmph... This is just the start of it.
[17:01] ---
    The rest we'll leave for after the capital.
[17:05] ---
    You better treat me to
    lots of stuff when we're there!
[17:08] ---
    We'll do lots of clothes shopping!
[17:10] ---
    Why do I have get dragged
    into clothes shopping with you?
[17:21] ---
    "Head Noble" "Dona Dona"
[17:21] ---
    My goodness. Miss Luna is taking
    over the church-run territory
[17:26] ---
    and wants to run it on her own now?
[17:29] ---
    "Head Soldier" "Marshall Arts"
[17:30] ---
    We should be pleased.
[17:33] ---
    But I'm worried about her.
[17:35] ---
    I fear she's being deceived by
    the one calling himself Demon Lord.
[17:35] ---
    "Eldest Holy Maiden"
    "Angel White"
[17:41] ---
    Do not worry. If that man bothers you so much,
[17:45] ---
    I can always discipline him myself.
[17:50] ---
    This is someone whom Miss Luna trusts.
[17:52] ---
    We should not be interfering with them.
[17:56] ---
    Hmph! Isn't his face already plastered
    on wanted posters around the city?
[18:01] ---
    Dona, that's because the man
    has caused actual damage.
[18:06] ---
    You wish to punish someone
    Miss Luna trusts because of a rumor.
[18:10] ---
    Blitzo reported one of his remote
    villages was burnt to a crisp!
[18:15] ---
    Didn't he completely demolish
    Miss Luna's escort in the first place?!
[18:21] ---
    According to the reports I've received,
[18:24] ---
    only a single house in the village was burned.
[18:27] ---
    I think perhaps Blitzo
    has exaggerated the incident.
[18:32] ---
    Arts! Are you saying you
    don't trust the word of a noble?
[18:37] ---
    I judge not by status, but by if
    they're a person to be trusted or not.
[18:42] ---
    And as far as I'm concerned,
[18:44] ---
    I believe the reports of my trusty
    subordinates over what Blitzo says.
[18:50] ---
    It's rare for her to act upon
    something by her own will.
[18:54] ---
    For the time being,
    I believe we should wait and see.
[18:57] ---
    If that's how the Holy Maiden
    wishes to proceed...
[19:02] ---
    As you wish.
[19:09] ---
    What an insufferable fellow.
[19:13] ---
    I hate him!
[19:24] ---
    I heard you had a rough time
    the other day. I'm glad you're okay.
[19:28] ---
    "Deranged Holy Maiden"
    "Killer Queen"
[19:30] ---
    You ran into Luna in the city of Yahoo, right?
[19:33] ---
    Was she doing all right?
[19:35] ---
    I heard she was traveling together
    with this man calling himself Demon Lord,
[19:40] ---
    so I'm worried sick about her.
[19:43] ---
    They said there was a Dragonkin
    in the report as well...
[19:48] ---
    I'm in love...
[19:50] ---
    Huh?
[19:51] ---
    I think I'm in love... with that man.
[20:07] ---
    I can still remember how cool he was.
[20:11] ---
    W-Wait, hold up... What are you saying?
[20:14] ---
    Are you talking about that rumored Dragonkin?
[20:18] ---
    His incredible speed and fighting spirit...
[20:21] ---
    His shock wave that embodied
    the form of a dragon!
[20:24] ---
    Um, Queen? Don't you find it hard
    to believe there was a Dragonkin there?
[20:29] ---
    Let alone one who embodies a dragon with--
[20:33] ---
    You only say that nonsense
    because you didn't see him!
[20:37] ---
    His fists! His figure!
[20:41] ---
    His magnificent looks! His cool lines!
[20:45] ---
    C-Calm down.
[20:48] ---
    You gutless worms are a thousand
    years too early to face the dragon.
[20:53] ---
    Huh?
[20:59] ---
    He's way too cool!
[21:01] ---
    Huh?
[21:03] ---
    I'm rude and pick fights and have a bad mouth,
[21:06] ---
    but he was worried for me as a woman!
    Zero Kirisame!
[21:11] ---
    I've gotta hurry and find Mr. Zero!
[21:14] ---
    Ah, I wanna bury my face in his clothes!
[21:18] ---
    I bet he smells so good!
[21:20] ---
    Huh?
[21:22] ---
    I need you, Mr. Zero!
[21:22] ---
    Wh-What's going on with these people?
[21:25] ---
    Queen and Luna are acting so weird!
[21:53] ---
    "I wish I could go back"
[21:55] ---
    Is what someone said
[21:58] ---
    But I don't have a past
[22:03] ---
    For eternity
[22:06] ---
    That nothing would change
[22:08] ---
    Is what I thought
[22:13] ---
    Over and over
[22:16] ---
    Rubbing my eyes to make sure
[22:19] ---
    I'm overwhelmed by emotion
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    Like a lie
    Bright! Still locked up
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    Hiding what I couldn't give up
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    That miracle lit up by my heart
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    Not sought out, not doubted
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    But still you believed
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    As if to teach me
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    RE NEW ME
    Now that I'm laughing with you
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    I can embrace it all
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    Once again
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    Demon Lord, that Pulley Wheel is amazing, hop!
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    Nothing's impossible for the Great... Hmm?
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    Good grief. How can water
    come out of a dry well, bunny?!
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    Hey!
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    Chief, I've been wondering...
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    Do those Bunnies have human
    ears as well as rabbit ears?
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    Hop... hop... hop... hop!
[23:32] ---
    Not you too!
[23:33] ---
    P-Phew, just a dream...
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    Next time: Demon Lord, Retry
    Episode 6. Turmoil in the Capital.
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    "Turmoil in the Capital"