E5 - Merciless Invasion
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[00:07] ---
Demon Lord, huh?
Would you say he's a hunk or what?
[00:11] ---
"Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze"
[00:11] ---
You wouldn't believe how snazzy he was.
[00:14] ---
I wish he'd just fill the holes
in my heart and my butt!
[00:18] ---
"Noma Noma Bar Owner" "Iei"
[00:20] ---
You never change, Yukikaze!
[00:23] ---
Grab a guy by the balls and he can be yours!
[00:26] ---
Yukikaze! Don't forget he's the Demon Lord!
[00:26] ---
"Greatsword User" "Mikan"
[00:29] ---
Don't you know what that means?
[00:31] ---
And aren't you a guy in the first place?
[00:35] ---
You know nothing, Mikan.
Girlish boys can get pregnant too.
[00:39] ---
Do you got alcohol in that
milk of yours or something?
[00:44] ---
The point being, there were like
300 Sandwolves there, you know!
[00:48] ---
And he scorched the whole pack
in less than a second!
[00:53] ---
A person like him invites disaster.
[01:00] ---
Mikan, did you already forget
that old man saved your life?
[01:07] ---
Well, that's true, but...
[01:10] ---
I'll pay him back with my body!
[01:12] ---
Do as you please, but I want no part of it!
[01:15] ---
Good grief, my head hurts.
Iei, bring me more ale!
[01:19] ---
Sure thing!
[01:20] ---
And I want more of that white and creamy stuff!
[01:28] ---
Open your eyes
[01:36] ---
Dwelling in the eyes of
that majestic figure are wishes
[01:39] ---
Let's sing to the sleepless night
[01:42] ---
Dramatically pull everything in,
even light and darkness
[01:46] ---
In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
[01:51] ---
I learned that true kindness is
actually solitude after looking at you
[01:58] ---
I wanted to get closer to your heart
and yet it's still so far away
[02:05] ---
No matter what fate gets in my way,
I'll face it head on
[02:11] ---
With the bravery I chose with you,
let's flap our wings and fly
[02:21] ---
My heart is trembling with the hope that I found
[02:24] ---
Resounding inside me
move my heart
[02:27] ---
Lurking behind my hidden true motives
[02:31] ---
With a stronger gaze than anyone else
[02:34] ---
Dwelling in the eyes of
that majestic figure are wishes
[02:38] ---
Let's sing to the sleepless night
[02:41] ---
Dramatically pull everything in,
even light and darkness
[02:44] ---
In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
[02:48] ---
Let's begin
[02:50] ---
Open your eyes
[02:56] ---
Walking... You had Hades
and accomplished so little?
[03:00] ---
You're good at giving orders,
but still a coward when it comes down to it.
[03:05] ---
That Dragonkin possessed powers out of the ordinary.
[03:05] ---
"Satanist" "Walking"
[03:09] ---
That's all.
[03:10] ---
The appearance of this Demon Lord
concerns me more than the Dragonkin.
[03:14] ---
"Satanist Founder" "Utopia"
[03:17] ---
Lord Utopia...
[03:19] ---
Although we revived the Demon King,
[03:22] ---
I've heard rumors he was
killed by this Demon Lord.
[03:28] ---
In any case, it seems Hades needs
even more sacrifices and power.
[03:35] ---
We'll destroy the Holy Capital...
[03:37] ---
...by letting Hades consume
both the good and the bad.
[03:54] ---
That fool, Greole...
[04:00] ---
How could he stumble on such a small pebble?
[04:03] ---
"Hakuto Kunai"
[04:06] ---
"Merciless Invasion"
[04:21] ---
Oh? What's that village?
[04:24] ---
It seems like a pretty dead place to me...
[04:31] ---
That's my village.
[04:33] ---
Huh?
[04:34] ---
I'm saying that's my territory!
[04:34] ---
"Luna Elegant"
[04:41] ---
"Yu Kirino"
[04:50] ---
It looks rather run down, but...
You're fine with that?
[04:54] ---
I have no interest in running a territory.
[04:57] ---
Besides, someone they sent
from the church is overseeing it,
[05:01] ---
so it's none of my business anyways.
[05:03] ---
I see... Luna's just treated as
someone who can rally support.
[05:08] ---
She might be good at magic,
but she'd be awful running a territory.
[05:13] ---
Someone like her would raise taxes
like crazy and cause a revolt for sure.
[05:19] ---
I imagine she'd get herself spanked
in the stockades in no time at all.
[05:25] ---
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
[05:29] ---
They probably shoved this land
on Luna to keep her away from
[05:32] ---
productive land and their
own interests elsewhere.
[05:37] ---
Message.
[05:38] ---
"Message"
[05:40] ---
Yu, I think the church is manipulating
Luna like a puppet. What do you think?
[05:47] ---
I agree.
[05:49] ---
The nobility and church brass are
probably taking advantage of her
[05:53] ---
by dumping the most problematic land on her.
[05:57] ---
Mmm... In which case, they can't
complain if we take this rejected land.
[06:02] ---
You plan to use this village?
[06:04] ---
Since it's Holy Maiden territory,
no one should interfere. It's convenient.
[06:18] ---
Luna, I want to borrow a corner of the village.
[06:22] ---
Huh?
[06:23] ---
Demon Lord? What are you planning to do here?
[06:26] ---
Not much. Just thinking about
running a doctor's office here.
[06:31] ---
Oh, with Miss Yu!
[06:33] ---
If Miss Yu works as a doctor,
people from the whole kingdom will come!
[06:38] ---
Mmm.
[06:42] ---
Chief, how about around this area?
[06:46] ---
It's a little cramped.
[06:48] ---
I was thinking about building
a hot spring resort next to it.
[06:53] ---
A hot spring? That sure sounds lovely.
[06:57] ---
It's hard to find someone who hates hot springs.
[07:01] ---
I could rake in double the income
with a hospital and hot springs together.
[07:02] ---
"Hospital"
[07:07] ---
I could even sell soap as a package
deal and have a nice little business!
[07:15] ---
W-Well, if it isn't Miss Luna.
It's so nice of you to come.
[07:20] ---
Ah! It's the man on the wanted posters!
[07:24] ---
Yup! He's the Demon Lord!
And I'm making him cooperate with me!
[07:31] ---
I take it you're the one
appointed by the church?
[07:35] ---
From now on, Luna and I
will be taking care of this village.
[07:40] ---
Go back to the church
or whatever and pass on the news.
[07:44] ---
B-But... shouldn't we discuss this
with my superiors first?
[07:50] ---
Superiors? I don't understand your logic.
[07:54] ---
Luna is the lord of this territory
and wishes to run things her own way.
[08:00] ---
Are you suggesting the church
and your questionable superiors...
[08:04] ---
...are actually the true lords
of this territory and village?
[08:08] ---
N-No, not at all!
[08:11] ---
The village belongs to Miss Luna, of course!
[08:15] ---
I believe you've answered
your own question then.
[08:18] ---
Now run along and do as I said.
[08:21] ---
Hiyah!
[08:24] ---
You can be a surprisingly smooth
talker when it comes down to it.
[08:33] ---
Don't you worry.
[08:35] ---
If you just leave things to me,
I'll help the village get back on its feet.
[08:39] ---
Um, will my allowance go up then?
[08:44] ---
Of course. I promise.
[08:52] ---
Kyon, how are the carrots over there?
[08:52] ---
"Momo"
[08:55] ---
Not good. They're too thin to sell for much.
[08:55] ---
"Kyon"
[08:58] ---
What about you, Momo?
[09:03] ---
It's bad here too.
[09:05] ---
We'll have to go buy more Water Crystals.
[09:08] ---
But everything's so pricey lately.
Earth Crystals too.
[09:13] ---
The soil's so poor that without Crystals,
we'll never be able to grow carrots.
[09:18] ---
No one can grow them but us,
so we can sell at a good price, but...
[09:23] ---
To think it's going to take so many Crystals...
[09:27] ---
We've got some rabbit-eared people here...
[09:30] ---
They're actually a race called Bunnies.
[09:32] ---
They say that long ago,
the Cherub loved and adored them.
[09:37] ---
There's not many of them,
but they've all gathered here to live.
[09:41] ---
Adored, huh?
[09:43] ---
It's almost like they're being quarantined here.
[09:47] ---
Because the Kingdom of Holy Light
kinda hates all races except humans...
[09:53] ---
Mmm.
[09:54] ---
Eep! Wh-What did you do that for?!
[09:57] ---
Hmph. For no reason, really.
[10:00] ---
Just thought it might cheer you up.
[10:02] ---
You pervert! You just wanted
to touch my cute butt, didn't you?!
[10:07] ---
I'm right, aren't I?! Admit I'm right!
[10:09] ---
Wait till bed for your fantasies.
[10:12] ---
I'd actually like to hear what
the Bunnies have to say.
[10:15] ---
Ow, ow, ow!
[10:18] ---
Now you're sick of my butt and you're
going after the Bunnies' butts next?!
[10:22] ---
You big demon pervert lord!
[10:26] ---
"Zero Kirisame" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: ?" "Height: 180cm"
[10:31] ---
"Yu Kirino" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 22" "Height: 175cm"
[10:38] ---
I see... The water shortage
is causing you trouble.
[10:42] ---
Is there anything you can
do about it, Demon Lord?
[10:45] ---
You knew your vassals were in need,
and yet you didn't help them?
[10:50] ---
Some kind of Holy Maiden you are.
[10:52] ---
I-It's not my fault.
[10:54] ---
I was taught to keep my hand
out of such worldly issues.
[10:59] ---
So, you said your name was Kyon?
Is there a water well in this village?
[11:04] ---
Th-There is, hop!
[11:07] ---
Hop?
[11:08] ---
Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop--
[11:11] ---
I have to ask, but what's with
that special sentence ending?
[11:15] ---
H-Humans get pretty disappointed
unless we finish with that, hop!
[11:21] ---
Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop! Bunny--
[11:21] ---
Could you please talk to me like normal?
[11:24] ---
Did you say your name was Momo?
You can speak normally too.
[11:29] ---
Got it, bunny.
[11:31] ---
Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop, bunny bunny!
[11:31] ---
You don't get it at all!
[11:33] ---
What the hell's wrong with these people?!
[11:36] ---
The water well is this way... hop!
[11:39] ---
Argh, just hurry up and guide us there already.
[11:49] ---
What kind of shape is the well in, Yu?
[11:52] ---
Chief... The underground water vein
is completely exhausted,
[11:57] ---
and it's likely that digging deeper
will be a wasted effort.
[12:01] ---
Hmm, I see.
[12:04] ---
But we don't have the budget
to buy more Water Crystals, bunny.
[12:08] ---
We're in trouble, hop.
[12:10] ---
I just know he's going
to do something crazy again...
[12:13] ---
Demon Lord...
[12:18] ---
A Pulley Wheel is a low-level item,
so it's only 5 Skill Points.
[12:18] ---
"Pulley Wheel"
[12:23] ---
In Infinity Game, plastic bottles
of water are the primary recovery item.
[12:29] ---
In areas with water wells,
you could use a Pulley Wheel to get water.
[12:35] ---
I've got 265 skill points left over...
[12:35] ---
"Pulley Wheel"
[12:37] ---
"Hakuto Kunai"
[12:38] ---
Even if I make a field hospital and hot springs,
I'll still have some left over.
[12:45] ---
Shall we get started, then?
[12:48] ---
Low-Level Item Creation.
[12:52] ---
Pulley Wheel.
[13:02] ---
I-I'm scared, hop!
[13:04] ---
Wh-What was that, bunny?
[13:06] ---
H-Hey! Where do you get that stuff from?
[13:11] ---
I suppose you could say from
a fragment of my intelligence.
[13:16] ---
And? What's that supposed to be?
[13:18] ---
We should probably get this thing attached, then.
[13:21] ---
I'll help, Chief.
[13:25] ---
If the well's exhausted, I think it's
pointless to add a Pulley Wheel, hop.
[13:31] ---
It's okay. You can trust that
Demon Lord knows what he's doing.
[13:36] ---
Using this Pulley Wheel of mine
will produce water every time.
[13:40] ---
The state of the well doesn't matter.
[13:43] ---
I don't understand what you're saying, bunny.
[13:46] ---
It's your speech patterns
that I don't understand.
[13:51] ---
What the heck is he doing?
[13:53] ---
Aku, could you bring up some well water?
[13:56] ---
Sure, I'll give it a shot!
[13:59] ---
By twisting this wheel,
even Aku can draw water with ease.
[14:04] ---
I just have to turn it this way, right?
[14:08] ---
You can't draw water from a dry well!
[14:13] ---
It's water!
[14:16] ---
Huh?!
[14:19] ---
H-Hey! What's the meaning of this, Demon Lord?!
[14:22] ---
Just like Demon Lord said,
it's a cinch for me to fetch water!
[14:27] ---
Momo, look! There's tons of water!
[14:30] ---
You're kidding! How is that possible?!
[14:33] ---
You guys can talk normal after all!
[14:39] ---
As I thought, it's regular water.
[14:41] ---
I'd have to rethink my plan if it
was water that recovered HP, but...
[14:47] ---
Then again, if Water Crystals
are valuable enough to be sold,
[14:51] ---
it wouldn't be a good idea
to let this go public.
[14:54] ---
Hey, explain already.
[14:56] ---
How come adding the Pulley Wheel
made it so water comes out?
[15:00] ---
This is a magic Pulley Wheel from my homeland.
[15:03] ---
As you can see, it can draw water
from even dried-up wells.
[15:07] ---
I believe you all understand
how valuable an item this is?
[15:15] ---
It's not out of the question
for a war to start over this thing.
[15:21] ---
But really, it's just a low-level item, though...
[15:25] ---
We'll keep it a secret
in this village forever, hop!
[15:29] ---
Thank you so much!
Now we can grow healthy carrots, bunny!
[15:33] ---
They've got to be saying it on purpose!
[15:36] ---
Oh, well. The next thing
you need for farming is...
[15:40] ---
Mid-Level Item Creation.
[15:45] ---
"Fertilizer"
[15:45] ---
Fertilizer.
[15:47] ---
You can use this fertilizer.
I'm counting on you to put it to good use.
[15:53] ---
Momo! This fertilizer is amazing!
[15:56] ---
Incredible! It's overflowing with blessed power!
[15:59] ---
Well, this should lighten up
the mood in the village a bit.
[16:02] ---
Woohoo!
[16:03] ---
We can build up the village, but no one
will visit if the mood here is bleak.
[16:05] ---
Hurray!
[16:06] ---
This is great!
[16:09] ---
Just like that tea bowl, it's wild to think
trash items can be so valuable here.
[16:15] ---
It's unbelievable...
[16:21] ---
Y-You know, I guess you
have some good in you too.
[16:27] ---
Don't be stupid. I don't do things
out of the goodness of my heart.
[16:31] ---
Everything I do is for a reason.
[16:34] ---
And what's your reason now?
[16:36] ---
Y-You want to do nasty things to the Bunnies?!
[16:40] ---
Are you dumb? Somebody has to
operate the hospital and hot springs.
[16:46] ---
I'm planning to have the
Bunnies work there for me.
[16:49] ---
Like this...
[16:52] ---
Hmm? If it helps my village develop
[16:55] ---
and raises my allowance,
I've got no complaints.
[16:58] ---
Hmph... This is just the start of it.
[17:01] ---
The rest we'll leave for after the capital.
[17:05] ---
You better treat me to
lots of stuff when we're there!
[17:08] ---
We'll do lots of clothes shopping!
[17:10] ---
Why do I have get dragged
into clothes shopping with you?
[17:21] ---
"Head Noble" "Dona Dona"
[17:21] ---
My goodness. Miss Luna is taking
over the church-run territory
[17:26] ---
and wants to run it on her own now?
[17:29] ---
"Head Soldier" "Marshall Arts"
[17:30] ---
We should be pleased.
[17:33] ---
But I'm worried about her.
[17:35] ---
I fear she's being deceived by
the one calling himself Demon Lord.
[17:35] ---
"Eldest Holy Maiden"
"Angel White"
[17:41] ---
Do not worry. If that man bothers you so much,
[17:45] ---
I can always discipline him myself.
[17:50] ---
This is someone whom Miss Luna trusts.
[17:52] ---
We should not be interfering with them.
[17:56] ---
Hmph! Isn't his face already plastered
on wanted posters around the city?
[18:01] ---
Dona, that's because the man
has caused actual damage.
[18:06] ---
You wish to punish someone
Miss Luna trusts because of a rumor.
[18:10] ---
Blitzo reported one of his remote
villages was burnt to a crisp!
[18:15] ---
Didn't he completely demolish
Miss Luna's escort in the first place?!
[18:21] ---
According to the reports I've received,
[18:24] ---
only a single house in the village was burned.
[18:27] ---
I think perhaps Blitzo
has exaggerated the incident.
[18:32] ---
Arts! Are you saying you
don't trust the word of a noble?
[18:37] ---
I judge not by status, but by if
they're a person to be trusted or not.
[18:42] ---
And as far as I'm concerned,
[18:44] ---
I believe the reports of my trusty
subordinates over what Blitzo says.
[18:50] ---
It's rare for her to act upon
something by her own will.
[18:54] ---
For the time being,
I believe we should wait and see.
[18:57] ---
If that's how the Holy Maiden
wishes to proceed...
[19:02] ---
As you wish.
[19:09] ---
What an insufferable fellow.
[19:13] ---
I hate him!
[19:24] ---
I heard you had a rough time
the other day. I'm glad you're okay.
[19:28] ---
"Deranged Holy Maiden"
"Killer Queen"
[19:30] ---
You ran into Luna in the city of Yahoo, right?
[19:33] ---
Was she doing all right?
[19:35] ---
I heard she was traveling together
with this man calling himself Demon Lord,
[19:40] ---
so I'm worried sick about her.
[19:43] ---
They said there was a Dragonkin
in the report as well...
[19:48] ---
I'm in love...
[19:50] ---
Huh?
[19:51] ---
I think I'm in love... with that man.
[20:07] ---
I can still remember how cool he was.
[20:11] ---
W-Wait, hold up... What are you saying?
[20:14] ---
Are you talking about that rumored Dragonkin?
[20:18] ---
His incredible speed and fighting spirit...
[20:21] ---
His shock wave that embodied
the form of a dragon!
[20:24] ---
Um, Queen? Don't you find it hard
to believe there was a Dragonkin there?
[20:29] ---
Let alone one who embodies a dragon with--
[20:33] ---
You only say that nonsense
because you didn't see him!
[20:37] ---
His fists! His figure!
[20:41] ---
His magnificent looks! His cool lines!
[20:45] ---
C-Calm down.
[20:48] ---
You gutless worms are a thousand
years too early to face the dragon.
[20:53] ---
Huh?
[20:59] ---
He's way too cool!
[21:01] ---
Huh?
[21:03] ---
I'm rude and pick fights and have a bad mouth,
[21:06] ---
but he was worried for me as a woman!
Zero Kirisame!
[21:11] ---
I've gotta hurry and find Mr. Zero!
[21:14] ---
Ah, I wanna bury my face in his clothes!
[21:18] ---
I bet he smells so good!
[21:20] ---
Huh?
[21:22] ---
I need you, Mr. Zero!
[21:22] ---
Wh-What's going on with these people?
[21:25] ---
Queen and Luna are acting so weird!
[21:53] ---
"I wish I could go back"
[21:55] ---
Is what someone said
[21:58] ---
But I don't have a past
[22:03] ---
For eternity
[22:06] ---
That nothing would change
[22:08] ---
Is what I thought
[22:13] ---
Over and over
[22:16] ---
Rubbing my eyes to make sure
[22:19] ---
I'm overwhelmed by emotion
[22:23] ---
Like a lie
Bright! Still locked up
[22:26] ---
Hiding what I couldn't give up
[22:29] ---
That miracle lit up by my heart
[22:34] ---
Not sought out, not doubted
[22:37] ---
But still you believed
[22:40] ---
As if to teach me
[22:44] ---
RE NEW ME
Now that I'm laughing with you
[22:50] ---
I can embrace it all
[22:57] ---
Once again
[23:11] ---
Demon Lord, that Pulley Wheel is amazing, hop!
[23:14] ---
Nothing's impossible for the Great... Hmm?
[23:18] ---
Good grief. How can water
come out of a dry well, bunny?!
[23:22] ---
Hey!
[23:23] ---
Chief, I've been wondering...
[23:25] ---
Do those Bunnies have human
ears as well as rabbit ears?
[23:30] ---
Hop... hop... hop... hop!
[23:32] ---
Not you too!
[23:33] ---
P-Phew, just a dream...
[23:36] ---
Next time: Demon Lord, Retry
Episode 6. Turmoil in the Capital.
[23:36] ---
"Turmoil in the Capital"
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