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E2 - Golden Luna

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[00:10] ---
    Hey, watch it! Be careful where you go!
[00:13] ---
    I-I'm terribly sorry, Miss Luna!
[00:16] ---
    Do you think it's funny if I bruise my butt
    before subduing this Demon Lord?
[00:21] ---
    I-Is this even a good idea
    without the other Holy Maidens?
[00:26] ---
    Excuse me? Are you saying
    it's too much for me to handle?
[00:30] ---
    Y-You're more than enough
    on your own, Miss Luna.
[00:33] ---
    Hmph! Of course I am.
[00:36] ---
    I can't let my sisters show
    me up forever, you know.
[00:39] ---
    "Luna Elegant" "16 years old"
[00:44] ---
    Open your eyes
[00:52] ---
    Dwelling in the eyes of
    that majestic figure are wishes
[00:55] ---
    Let's sing to the sleepless night
[00:59] ---
    Dramatically pull everything in,
    even light and darkness
[01:02] ---
    In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
[01:07] ---
    I learned that true kindness is
    actually solitude after looking at you
[01:14] ---
    I wanted to get closer to your heart
    and yet it's still so far away
[01:21] ---
    No matter what fate gets in my way,
    I'll face it head on
[01:27] ---
    With the bravery I chose with you,
    let's flap our wings and fly
[01:37] ---
    My heart is trembling with the hope that I found
[01:40] ---
    Resounding inside me
    move my heart
[01:43] ---
    Lurking behind my hidden true motives
[01:47] ---
    With a stronger gaze than anyone else
[01:50] ---
    Dwelling in the eyes of
    that majestic figure are wishes
[01:54] ---
    Let's sing to the sleepless night
[01:57] ---
    Dramatically pull everything in,
    even light and darkness
[02:00] ---
    In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
[02:04] ---
    Let's begin
[02:06] ---
    Open your eyes
[02:11] ---
    "Golden Luna"
[02:22] ---
    Reporting in! The Holy Maiden, Luna Elegant,
[02:26] ---
    is approaching on the road
    with an escort of some 20 troops!
[02:29] ---
    What? Has she come to subjugate us at last?
[02:38] ---
    It's such an honor for a Holy Maiden
    to come deal with us herself.
[02:42] ---
    We'll have to face her head on.
[02:42] ---
    "Chief of the Moles" "O Wengoal"
[02:44] ---
    N-No, it doesn't seem like her target is us Moles...
[02:50] ---
    Oh?
[02:55] ---
    "Demon Lord" "Hakuto Kunai"
    "Girl cast out as a sacrifice" "Aku"
[02:56] ---
    It's getting dark pretty quickly now.
[03:00] ---
    You're right. Shall we camp out here tonight?
[03:03] ---
    Huh? You mean right here?
[03:11] ---
    Fragment of my intelligence, come forth!
[03:14] ---
    Survival Goods!
[03:16] ---
    "Survival Goods"
[03:17] ---
    Whoa!
[03:19] ---
    There is no end to my darkness! Defense Goods!
[03:25] ---
    "Defense Goods"
[03:26] ---
    Whoa!
[03:30] ---
    Alone, they don't achieve very much, but...
[03:33] ---
    Item Combine! Construct Base!
[03:38] ---
    "Base"
[03:39] ---
    I-Incredible! Was that magic just now?
[03:43] ---
    You're so incredible, Demon Lord!
[03:48] ---
    This baby can withstand attacks
    from even a rocket launcher.
[03:53] ---
    You're as good as dead in Infinity Game
    unless you camp out like this.
[03:59] ---
    I-Is that right? Not that I
    understand what you're saying...
[04:05] ---
    I'm just saying it's pretty sturdy.
[04:08] ---
    Aku, we're sleeping in this base tonight.
[04:11] ---
    I'm a delicate guy, so there's no way
    I'm camping under the stars.
[04:16] ---
    Okay! Leave the house chores to me!
[04:21] ---
    This is...?
[04:23] ---
    Go on. Give your weary body a wash.
[04:26] ---
    H-Hold on. I can't use something like this...
[04:31] ---
    Sorry it's cramped, but this
    is the best I can do for now.
[04:36] ---
    Th-That's not what I...
[04:37] ---
    Just you wait and see.
    I'll construct a hot spring resort someday.
[04:42] ---
    You're going to love every minute of it.
[04:47] ---
    I wonder what a hot spring resort is anyways?
[04:53] ---
    Seems like this world has a moon too...
[04:56] ---
    If I gather enough skill points
    to unlock administrator privileges,
[05:01] ---
    can I return back to my world?
[05:04] ---
    Though, that whole system
    is based off of Infinity Game.
[05:08] ---
    No such "return to my world"
    command even exists.
[05:12] ---
    If being summoned by that idol
    is what brought me here,
[05:16] ---
    the only way to return must be to
    seek out something with similar power.
[05:22] ---
    Let's hope I find a clue in the Holy Capital.
[05:25] ---
    But even if I went back,
    would I still have the same life?
[05:29] ---
    Is there still a place for me at work?
[05:32] ---
    I bet my manager's furious...
[05:38] ---
    Demon Lord, I washed my body
    with that shabon again.
[05:47] ---
    Mmm, you do smell pretty good now.
[05:50] ---
    R-Really?!
[05:52] ---
    That's the first time someone's
    told me that in my life!
[06:00] ---
    You... want to sleep together?
[06:04] ---
    Is that a no?
[06:08] ---
    I know you think I'm some old guy or something,
[06:11] ---
    but the truth is, I'm more like
    an older brother. I'm no old man.
[06:15] ---
    Demon Lord? I don't understand
    what you're talking about...
[06:26] ---
    Bring it on, Holy Maiden and friends.
[06:29] ---
    Us bandits, the Moles,
    silence even crying babies.
[06:33] ---
    None slip under our noses.
[06:40] ---
    Who in the world are those two?
[06:43] ---
    What do we do, Chief?
[06:45] ---
    Hmm, must be bait.
[06:47] ---
    The moment we attack them,
[06:49] ---
    the Holy Maiden and her crew
    will jump out and ambush us.
[06:53] ---
    Should we do nothing and let them go?
[06:56] ---
    No, we'll get 'em.
    A quick attack and a quick retreat.
[07:00] ---
    Draw the Holy Maiden into unfamiliar terrain.
[07:07] ---
    These guys are a joke.
[07:09] ---
    I'll turn off my intercept and
    auto attack abilities just in case...
[07:15] ---
    Aku, stand back.
[07:17] ---
    Huh?
[07:18] ---
    I guess I should just take this attack.
[07:21] ---
    "Assault Barrier"
[07:22] ---
    Hmph, under level 30? How weak.
[07:26] ---
    In Infinity Game, only players
    at the max level of 30 were able to...
[07:31] ---
    ...inflict any sort of damage to Kunai, but...
[07:37] ---
    How about we skip the hide-and-seek
    and you show yourself?
[07:48] ---
    You're pretty tough.
[07:49] ---
    I'm the Chief of the Moles, O Wengoal.
[07:53] ---
    And you are?
[07:54] ---
    Huh? My manager?
    What in the world is he doing here?
[07:59] ---
    Sorry about not showing up to work, Mr. Senmu.
[08:03] ---
    Shenmue, you said?
[08:05] ---
    Shenmue... Shenmue, huh? That takes me back...
[08:10] ---
    What are you talking about?
[08:12] ---
    Uh, wait... Aren't you Aoki Senmu?
[08:16] ---
    Hmph. Are you trying to confuse me or something?
[08:20] ---
    That won't work on me.
[08:22] ---
    No, that wasn't my intention, but...
[08:26] ---
    What a crazy resemblance.
    Man, do they look alike...
[08:31] ---
    By that trick you conjured up just now,
    I take it you're a magic user?
[08:35] ---
    I've no obligation to answer.
[08:38] ---
    Take us lightly and you'll get hurt.
[08:40] ---
    Got it, old man?
[08:42] ---
    Wh-Who you calling an old man?!
    You're more an old man than me!
[08:45] ---
    A-Are you kidding me?!
    If anyone here has an old man face, it's you!
[08:50] ---
    It's not my fault you were born that way, idiot!
[08:50] ---
    I'll give you an old man face!
[08:52] ---
    Old man?! Don't make me laugh!
[08:52] ---
    Who do you think you are?!
[08:55] ---
    You're the one who's an idiot!
[08:55] ---
    Demon Lord, let's run!
[08:57] ---
    Demon Lord, you say? Someone like you?
[09:01] ---
    Go pretend you're a
    Demon Lord on the other side!
[09:11] ---
    I-I knew he had to be a magic user!
[09:14] ---
    What was that about magic?
[09:19] ---
    Wh-What the...?
[09:23] ---
    To think I'd come Demon Lord hunting
    and find a bunch of filthy bandits.
[09:28] ---
    Tsk, the plan is falling apart...
    Guys, pull back!
[09:33] ---
    How stupid can you be?
[09:34] ---
    You think you can get away from me?
[09:38] ---
    Be torn asunder by gold! Gold Slash!
[09:40] ---
    "Gold Blade" "Gold Slash"
[09:49] ---
    Ow... My Assault Barrier never activated...
[09:53] ---
    This kid is max level?
[09:56] ---
    To be honest, I wasn't expecting
    that much out of you.
[10:00] ---
    Excuse me?! What did you just say?!
[10:03] ---
    Anyways, do I not get an apology
    for you attacking me out of nowhere?
[10:09] ---
    Hmph! A Holy Maiden dispatching evil
    is just plain common sense.
[10:14] ---
    All right, then. Those will be your last words.
[10:18] ---
    Hmph. It seems you don't know who I am.
[10:21] ---
    I'm one of the three Holy Maidens.
    The Golden Luna Elegant.
[10:26] ---
    This kid shooting off magic
    like a maniac is named Elegant?
[10:30] ---
    Way to not live up to the name.
[10:32] ---
    You guys, go capture this blockhead at once!
[10:35] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[10:41] ---
    Unfortunately, you all have no
    business standing in front of me.
[10:54] ---
    Who in the world is this guy?
[10:56] ---
    H-Hey! What do you think you're doing?
[11:04] ---
    I don't hold back on those who attack me,
    even if they happen to be women.
[11:09] ---
    Huh? Wait! No, don't! What are you doing?!
[11:14] ---
    That hurt!
[11:18] ---
    That hurts!
[11:20] ---
    The butt! Not the butt!
[11:23] ---
    That was my right hand! This is my left hand!
[11:27] ---
    And now let's go back to the right hand!
[11:29] ---
    Stop it!
[11:30] ---
    And this one's because I'm kinda enjoying this!
[11:33] ---
    S-Stop!
[11:39] ---
    "Luna Elegant" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
    "Age: 16" "Height: 153cm"
[11:44] ---
    "Mild Heaven" "Race: Tobacco" "Sex: None"
    "Age: None" "Height: 8cm"
[11:50] ---
    That was a good workout.
[11:52] ---
    I-I wonder if the Holy Maiden's butt
    will be all right?
[11:56] ---
    It's already had a split in it. She'll be fine.
[11:59] ---
    Th-That's not the problem here...
[12:04] ---
    Now then. Now that we've got all this money,
    how about we stay in a city?
[12:13] ---
    I'll kill that guy! You just wait and see!
[12:17] ---
    You stupid coachman! Go a little slower!
    It stings my butt!
[12:22] ---
    "Kingdom of Holy Light"
    "Market City Yahoo"
[12:28] ---
    The naming sense of this kingdom
    is truly something awful.
[12:31] ---
    You think so?
[12:33] ---
    Let's buy some random stuff
    with all this money we've got.
[12:37] ---
    But that's the Holy Maiden's money, isn't it?
[12:40] ---
    I was acting in self-defense.
[12:42] ---
    In fact, you could say I was
    being extra kind and lenient.
[12:46] ---
    If this were an eroge,
    we'd be heading for a sex slave route.
[12:50] ---
    What's an eroge?
[12:59] ---
    How much?
[13:00] ---
    It's three copper for two skewers.
[13:05] ---
    Thank you.
[13:07] ---
    Come again!
[13:09] ---
    U-Um...
[13:11] ---
    It's my treat today. Just eat it and enjoy.
[13:19] ---
    I've never eaten something this tasty before!
[13:24] ---
    "Gugule Inn"
[13:25] ---
    This place has one terrible name after another...
[13:28] ---
    Really? I think it's a cute name though.
[13:32] ---
    Welcome.
[13:34] ---
    I'd like the best room you've got.
[13:37] ---
    If you'd like to stay in our best room,
    it would cost one gold coin.
[13:42] ---
    What?! We shouldn't, Demon Lord!
[13:45] ---
    D-Demon...?
[13:46] ---
    No, you see... My name is De Mon.
[13:50] ---
    Sorry to confuse you like that.
[13:54] ---
    Then, if you please.
[13:55] ---
    V-Very well, Sir. I'll go prepare it at once.
[14:01] ---
    "Message"
[14:01] ---
    Don't call me Demon Lord in front of people!
[14:04] ---
    Call me your older brother or something.
[14:08] ---
    Wh-What about if I called you Papa?
[14:11] ---
    But I'm still a spunky bachelor!
[14:18] ---
    Please, make yourselves at home
    and enjoy the room.
[14:26] ---
    Not a bad view, is it?
[14:29] ---
    To be honest, I'm surprised at how
    luxurious this place actually is.
[14:34] ---
    Then again, I've got to keep
    acting cool around Aku.
[14:39] ---
    A-Amazing! It's like we're
    staying in a noble's estate!
[14:43] ---
    Don't get too excited over this.
[14:46] ---
    Someday I'll build a castle
    befitting of my greatness.
[14:50] ---
    C-Castle?
[14:52] ---
    I don't know what you mean,
    but it sure sounds great!
[14:56] ---
    Now then, how about we go out
    and have a nice dinner tonight?
[15:00] ---
    But... before that...
[15:03] ---
    "Boutique" "Fashion Check"
[15:07] ---
    Dear me.
    That's one shabby outfit she's wearing...
[15:11] ---
    Perhaps she's this man's servant or something?
[15:14] ---
    Welcome! May I ask what
    you're looking for today?
[15:19] ---
    Sorry, but could you find an outfit
    that looks good on her?
[15:23] ---
    I'm not that great at picking
    out clothes for people.
[15:26] ---
    I'd like to leave that to a pro.
[15:28] ---
    This one looks like the biggest...
[15:31] ---
    Using this guy.
[15:33] ---
    What?!
[15:35] ---
    Demon Lo--
[15:37] ---
    G-Giant gold coin?!
    Y-You want to pick something with that?
[15:41] ---
    Is it not enough?
[15:42] ---
    D-Don't be silly! I-I'll prepare
    something for you at once!
[15:50] ---
    This way please, Ma'am.
[15:52] ---
    U-Um...
[15:55] ---
    I'd like to smoke, but where are your ashtrays?
[15:59] ---
    Use my hands! Please, feel free
    to dispose of your ash on my hands!
[16:04] ---
    Th-That's quite all right.
[16:06] ---
    Have any normal ashtrays and a place to sit?
[16:09] ---
    Use my back!
    Please, come and sit down on my back!
[16:13] ---
    What the hell? This store is scary...
[16:18] ---
    S-Sorry to make you wait.
[16:23] ---
    U-Um, do you think this looks good on me?
[16:28] ---
    Ooh! I knew she'd shine
    with a bit of polish, but...
[16:32] ---
    To think she would change this much...
[16:34] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[16:39] ---
    Whoa... Aku had different-colored eyes?
[16:43] ---
    I wonder if that's a subject
    better to avoid though?
[16:47] ---
    Hmm?
[16:48] ---
    I could bring other outfits
    to try if you would like.
[16:51] ---
    Would you be interested in that?
[16:53] ---
    Let's see... I'll take everything
    that suits her.
[16:57] ---
    D-Did you say everything?!
[17:00] ---
    I'll buy it all.
[17:02] ---
    Hurry up! Bring only the
    best clothes for this lady!
[17:12] ---
    I wonder if they're father and daughter.
[17:14] ---
    They don't seem like that to me.
[17:17] ---
    He must own a great plot of land somewhere...
[17:21] ---
    I heard he paid for her outfit with a
    giant gold coin without batting an eye.
[17:32] ---
    Oho! That's the wine all the
    connoisseurs always order.
[17:36] ---
    Seems like he's a man of good taste.
[17:46] ---
    This feels so much like a dream.
[17:50] ---
    Hmm?
[17:51] ---
    I have to thank you...
    For doing all this for someone like me...
[17:56] ---
    Don't worry about it.
    Let's eat before it gets cold.
[18:00] ---
    I do worry about it.
[18:03] ---
    Why are you always being so nice to me?
[18:06] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    I wonder what makes me go so far for her.
[18:13] ---
    Please, tell me. Is there anything
    I can possibly do to pay you back?
[18:19] ---
    Anything you want! As long as it's
    something I can do, I'll do it!
[18:25] ---
    You said you'll do anything I want?
[18:30] ---
    I found you, Demon Lord!
[18:33] ---
    D-Demon Lord?!
[18:34] ---
    I wonder if she's talking about that man.
[18:37] ---
    Who said you could eat with my money?!
    Are you stupid? Wanna die?!
[18:41] ---
    What an odd thing to say.
[18:43] ---
    Wasn't that the money you
    offered to me as an apology?
[18:46] ---
    Because if I hadn't done that,
    you wouldn't have stopped hitting my butt!
[18:51] ---
    Let's not get all wound up.
    Come and sit down with us.
[18:55] ---
    We wouldn't want to bother the other guests.
[18:58] ---
    Give me one good reason I should listen to you!
[19:01] ---
    Do you... want to be disciplined again?
[19:10] ---
    I'm glad to see you can be reasonable.
[19:14] ---
    Everyone, I apologize for
    causing that commotion.
[19:18] ---
    Allow me to make up for it by
    treating each table to a bottle of wine.
[19:23] ---
    Oh, my, how generous!
[19:25] ---
    What an admirable fellow.
[19:28] ---
    Bring some food for the lady too.
[19:32] ---
    It's my treat. Have as much as you'd like.
[19:35] ---
    You idiot! More like it's my treat!
[19:39] ---
    Um, I'm so sorry, Holy Maiden.
[19:42] ---
    Demon Lord isn't a bad person, you know.
[19:45] ---
    Are you stupid?
[19:47] ---
    There's no such thing as a good Demon Lord!
[19:52] ---
    I guess you can be very kind
    sometimes but also pretty mean too.
[19:57] ---
    I always act like a gentleman.
[20:00] ---
    It's just that I choose who to treat nicely.
[20:03] ---
    Jeez...
[20:05] ---
    The Holy Maiden is a very
    important person, Demon Lord.
[20:12] ---
    I can't exactly carry her on my
    back or shoulders with a dress.
[20:19] ---
    I changed my mind... You're very kind...
[20:22] ---
    Hmm?
[20:31] ---
    Idiot! I've got no money to
    stay anywhere thanks to you!
[20:35] ---
    Can't you just camp somewhere?
[20:37] ---
    What happened to your troupe, Teary-eyed Luna?
[20:41] ---
    I sent them all home!
[20:43] ---
    And why would you do that?
[20:45] ---
    B-Because! I didn't want to
    put them in any more danger!
[20:50] ---
    So you decided to come and play?
[20:52] ---
    Th-That's not what I'm saying!
[20:54] ---
    Demon Lord! Could you please be
    a little nicer to the Holy Maiden?
[21:00] ---
    All right then... Here.
[21:04] ---
    What is it? Something else that you want?
[21:07] ---
    S-So be it! I'll let you two
    stay in this room with me!
[21:12] ---
    Is your head on straight?
[21:14] ---
    Y-You got the room with my money, right?
[21:17] ---
    It's only proper that I'm allowed to sleep in it!
[21:20] ---
    I think she's got you there, Demon Lord.
[21:32] ---
    Sister! We've almost reached the city!
[21:35] ---
    How dare that shitty brat
    cause me all this trouble.
[21:53] ---
    "I wish I could go back"
[21:55] ---
    Is what someone said
[21:58] ---
    But I don't have a past
[22:03] ---
    For eternity
[22:06] ---
    That nothing would change
[22:08] ---
    Is what I thought
[22:13] ---
    Over and over
[22:16] ---
    Rubbing my eyes to make sure
[22:19] ---
    I'm overwhelmed by emotion
[22:23] ---
    Like a lie
    Bright! Still locked up
[22:26] ---
    Hiding what I couldn't give up
[22:29] ---
    That miracle lit up by my heart
[22:34] ---
    Not sought out, not doubted
[22:37] ---
    But still you believed
[22:40] ---
    As if to teach me
[22:44] ---
    RE NEW ME
    Now that I'm laughing with you
[22:50] ---
    I can embrace it all
[22:57] ---
    Once again
[23:11] ---
    Shenmue... Shenmue, huh?
[23:15] ---
    That takes me back. An open world
    in a time like that was amazing.
[23:20] ---
    With motion capture and
    full-voiced NPCs in the city too...
[23:25] ---
    Not to mention the game had a full day cycle.
[23:28] ---
    That was so sick!
    It's making me wanna play it again...
[23:32] ---
    Demon Lord, I have no idea
    what you're talking about.
[23:35] ---
    Next time: Demon Lord, Retry Episode 3.
    Killer Queen.
[23:36] ---
    Killer Queen