E3 - Killer Queen

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    Oh? You said your name was Aku, right?
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    "Aku"
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    From now on, you should call me Sister Luna.
[00:15] ---
    "Luna Elegant"
[00:17] ---
    Is it okay for me to speak
    to a Holy Maiden like that?
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    I say it's fine, so it's fine. I make the rules.
[00:25] ---
    Right...
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    Besides, we get along well enough
    to see each other naked!
[00:30] ---
    Here I come!
[00:32] ---
    Don't! Anywhere but there!
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    "Demon Lord" "Hakuto Kunai"
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    Administrator Privileges. Item File.
[00:57] ---
    In Infinity Game,
[00:59] ---
    each player couldn't hold any more than 10 items.
[00:59] ---
    "Tiara"
[01:03] ---
    Getting to store infinite items
    like this makes things much easier.
[01:09] ---
    Luna, got a minute?
[01:11] ---
    Excuse me? I don't remember saying
    you can call me by my first name.
[01:15] ---
    Whatever. Just tell me everything
    you know about the Cherub.
[01:19] ---
    Um, Sister Luna? Demon Lord isn't
    very knowledgeable about this stuff.
[01:25] ---
    If it's not any trouble, could you tell him?
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    The Cherub deceased after
    sealing the Demon King Greole
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    because it used up all of its power.
[01:34] ---
    You don't say...
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    But the Kingdom of Holy Light
    still has the Ophan and Seraph
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    who serve to guide the people.
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    It's absurd to think the peace of
    this kingdom could be threatened.
[01:54] ---
    Sister! We've almost reached the city of Yahoo!
[01:54] ---
    "Officer" "Mount Fuji"
[01:58] ---
    Good. Let's tie a rope around that
    shitty brat's neck and drag her home.
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    "Deranged Holy Maiden"
    "Killer Queen"
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    Isn't subduing a Demon Lord
    a manly thing for her to try?
[02:07] ---
    We're all pretty impressed
    by the gusto of your little sister.
[02:12] ---
    You're all morons.
    That shit is just trying to stand out.
[02:17] ---
    As if a Demon Lord exists
    in the first place, idiot.
[02:20] ---
    But people are saying that Greole
    was killed by someone!
[02:24] ---
    Hmph, you meathead...
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    How dare my big sister
    withhold information from me...
[02:31] ---
    Did you think you could
    ever beat me, you shithead?
[02:39] ---
    Open your eyes
[02:47] ---
    Dwelling in the eyes of
    that majestic figure are wishes
[02:50] ---
    Let's sing to the sleepless night
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    Dramatically pull everything in,
    even light and darkness
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    In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
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    I learned that true kindness is
    actually solitude after looking at you
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    I wanted to get closer to your heart
    and yet it's still so far away
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    No matter what fate gets in my way,
    I'll face it head on
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    With the bravery I chose with you,
    let's flap our wings and fly
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    My heart is trembling with the hope that I found
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    Resounding inside me
    move my heart
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    Lurking behind my hidden true motives
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    With a stronger gaze than anyone else
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    Dwelling in the eyes of
    that majestic figure are wishes
[03:49] ---
    Let's sing to the sleepless night
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    Dramatically pull everything in,
    even light and darkness
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    In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
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    Let's begin
[04:01] ---
    Open your eyes
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    "Killer Queen"
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    I've grasped the Cherub situation for now.
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    So? Where can I find the Ophan and Seraph then?
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    Who knows? It's been ages
    since anyone's seen either of them.
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    Oh, it's just a legend then...
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    Some misguided believers
    think that the stone statue
[04:37] ---
    at the Wishing Shrine is actually the Ophan.
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    They'll get divine retribution for that someday.
[04:46] ---
    If that Idol was actually the Ophan...
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    I was once very pure and a sight to behold...
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    But many years of granting wicked
    wishes to humans changed me to this.
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    I'm not well-informed enough
    to form a plan just yet.
[05:05] ---
    I've gotta gather more info
    in the Holy Capital...
[05:08] ---
    But before that, I need to do something
    about this empty wallet of mine.
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    In my motherland, we highly value
    and appreciate elegance.
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    Everyone presents their finest
    wares when serving tea.
[05:25] ---
    You'll embarrass your family if you
    put out something that looks cheap.
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    Oho... That's very interesting.
[05:34] ---
    And today I have brought my favorite
    tea bowl from my motherland.
[05:39] ---
    Oh! How splendid it is!
[05:39] ---
    "Fine Art Shop" "Nanden-Manden"
[05:43] ---
    As in this trash I made with a few
    skill points that gives just 1 Offense?!
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    I just don't get it...
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    How much would it cost for you to part with it?
[05:55] ---
    Oh, no... Think of this as a token
    in hopes of establishing
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    a long and lasting partnership.
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    But, seeing as how I don't
    have much money on hand,
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    I'd accept one giant gold coin
    as collateral if you're willing.
[06:10] ---
    O-One giant gold coin?
[06:12] ---
    Hmm? That looked like the most
    expensive coin in Luna's bag, so...
[06:17] ---
    ...I thought I should start with that, but...
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    I've heard the incredible rumors about you.
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    They say you're a cultured man
    who descended from royalty
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    as well as a tolerant
    and accepting gentleman.
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    Who would spread such baseless rumors?
[06:36] ---
    I'm sure you must have
    your reasons for denying it.
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    I promise I won't speak of it,
    so you need not worry.
[06:44] ---
    I accept your proposition.
    Let me get things ready for you.
[06:48] ---
    I appreciate your understanding.
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    But before that, I must ask one thing.
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    If you end up selling the tea bowl,
    take nothing less than five giant gold coins.
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    F-Five giant gold coins? That's...
[07:04] ---
    If you can't promise me that,
    let's say this conversation never happened.
[07:08] ---
    W-Wait, please! I understand.
[07:11] ---
    I promise, I'll uphold your wish.
[07:13] ---
    That sold for a ton more
    than I thought it would!
[07:17] ---
    The value of stuff is way
    different than Infinity Game!
[07:21] ---
    Nice... I'll invite Aku and Luna
    to dinner or something.
[07:24] ---
    Luna! Get out here!
[07:31] ---
    We demon-believing Satanists
    failed in summoning the Demon Lord.
[07:37] ---
    But if it resulted in the Holy Maidens
    taking action, it was not done in vain.
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    Just as planned, we will eradicate
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    "Satanist" "Walking"
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    The Holy Maidens from this world.
[07:48] ---
    May disaster befall the Maidens.
[07:51] ---
    May disaster befall the Maidens.
[08:01] ---
    The second eldest Holy Maiden,
    Killer Queen, has come!
[08:05] ---
    Luna! Get out here!
[08:16] ---
    Now there's a handful of a sister!
    Talk about deranged...
[08:21] ---
    And while we're at it, if there's
    a Demon Lord, get your ass out here!
[08:25] ---
    Yeah, right, idiot!
    Go back to your post-apocalyptic world!
[08:30] ---
    Out of the way! I said move it!
[08:34] ---
    Hey, Sister! What are you doing here?!
[08:37] ---
    You little shit. How dare you run off
    to play with fire without me knowing.
[08:42] ---
    I-I just heard a Demon Lord appeared and--
[08:45] ---
    You imbecile!
    What the hell can you do on your own?!
[08:49] ---
    Instead of subduing
    a Demon Lord that doesn't exist...
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    ...stay in your bed and sleep, you shit!
[08:54] ---
    S-Sister, you don't get it!
[08:57] ---
    There is a Demon Lord
    and I used my charms to tame him!
[09:00] ---
    Oh? Talking in your sleep is quite the feat...
[09:04] ---
    He really exists! And...
    he's completely obsessed with my butt!
[09:08] ---
    Huh? Your butt?!
[09:09] ---
    Ugh... I get where she's coming from,
    but this makes it sound way worse...
[09:17] ---
    Death to the phony angel.
[09:20] ---
    Firebird!
[09:22] ---
    May grief befall the Maidens.
[09:25] ---
    Ice Hammer!
[09:32] ---
    No!
[09:34] ---
    Fuji!
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    Sister!
[09:48] ---
    Where have I seen those outfits?
[09:53] ---
    The Wishing...?
[09:54] ---
    Those slain guys at the
    Wishing Shrine wore that too...
[10:01] ---
    Nice to meet you too, Satanist scum!
[10:12] ---
    Idiots should just die!
[10:16] ---
    Gold Splash!
[10:19] ---
    Wipe out the damn Satanists!
[10:22] ---
    A blood sacrifice for Sister!
[10:23] ---
    Once this fight is over,
    I'm gonna get Sister to abuse me!
[10:29] ---
    Satanist scum! How's it feel
    to be stained in crimson?!
[10:35] ---
    You should feel honored
    to die at the hands of my magic!
[10:39] ---
    You evil cretins!
[10:41] ---
    You're the evil ones
    no matter how you look at it...
[10:44] ---
    Hmm?
[10:48] ---
    This is my prized darkness, but...
[10:52] ---
    If it's in exchange for
    two Holy Maidens, so be it!
[11:04] ---
    What's this?!
[11:05] ---
    Luna, get back!
[11:07] ---
    It's Hades!
[11:15] ---
    You fools. Your divine protection is gone.
[11:18] ---
    Shoot down the Holy Maidens!
[11:38] ---
    This is looking bad.
[11:40] ---
    What are you hesitating for?
[11:43] ---
    Why not toss a grenade that way
[11:46] ---
    and kill everyone all at once?
[11:49] ---
    You're insane. What's wrong with you?
[11:52] ---
    If I killed the Holy Maidens,
    I'd just get my face put on the wanted list.
[11:56] ---
    And what about it?
    Both that woman and this kingdom...
[12:02] ---
    ...are already trying to kill the Demon Lord.
[12:09] ---
    Yes... Now it's become the legitimate
    self-defense you love so much...
[12:17] ---
    You should be thankful.
[12:19] ---
    Shit... My body isn't moving how I want!
[12:26] ---
    Don't I have anything to help me
    get out of this situation?
[12:28] ---
    "Character Change"
    "Unable to Control"
[12:33] ---
    What?
[12:37] ---
    "Character Change"
    "Unable to Control"
[12:37] ---
    At this rate, I guess I've got no choice!
[12:46] ---
    "Killer Queen" "Race: Human"
    "Sex: Female" "Age: 17" "Height: 170-173cm"
[12:51] ---
    "Mount Fuji" "Race: Human"
    "Sex: Male" "Age: 28" "Height: 2m"
[13:25] ---
    And? Where's this?
[13:30] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[13:32] ---
    What?
[13:40] ---
    Tsk! What kind of weaklings are you,
    menacing women and children?
[13:45] ---
    That bastard must be a Holy Maiden goon!
    Who cares! Get him!
[13:51] ---
    You guys want a piece of me?!
[13:52] ---
    "Grudge Setting"
[14:09] ---
    You're all a bunch of one-punch weaklings!
[14:13] ---
    Who the hell is that?!
[14:15] ---
    What's with that snazzy
    white outfit of his?! It's so sick!
[14:20] ---
    Wh-Who the hell are you? What do you want?!
[14:24] ---
    Considering you're a bunch
    of cowards harassing women,
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    you don't deserve to know my name.
[14:31] ---
    "W-Woman"? He called me a woman?!
[14:35] ---
    Then again, this shame
    I'm feeling isn't half bad...
[14:39] ---
    He's probably just one of the Holy Knights!
    Don't be afraid! He--
[14:50] ---
    So quick!
[14:52] ---
    How is he that fast?!
    All I could see was a blur!
[14:56] ---
    Hey! Did you see that, Luna?!
[15:00] ---
    Tsk! You worthless shit!
[15:05] ---
    It's go time, punks!
[15:09] ---
    "Kenpo"
[15:14] ---
    Dance for me!
[15:17] ---
    "Hand-to-hand Combat"
[15:26] ---
    Don't you know?
[15:27] ---
    None can flee from the dragon!
[15:53] ---
    "Final Phoenix"
[16:05] ---
    You gutless worms are a thousand years
    too early to face the dragon.
[16:10] ---
    H-He's so cool!
[16:14] ---
    This city ain't one I remember...
[16:17] ---
    You all right over there, woman?
[16:20] ---
    Y-Yes!
[16:22] ---
    You're damn reckless.
[16:24] ---
    Why's a woman going up
    against guys with weapons?
[16:28] ---
    H-He's worried about me?
    How long has it been since that's happened?
[16:33] ---
    If that trash ever messes with you again,
    you just let me know.
[16:38] ---
    I'll come running to rescue you.
[16:42] ---
    I can't take it! He's killing my heart!
    I'm dead four times over!
[16:47] ---
    When I'm around this guy,
    I just can't seem to act like myself!
[16:51] ---
    Argh! I'll die if someone
    sees me like this! I will!
[16:56] ---
    U-Um, would you be so kind as
    to tell me your name, please?
[17:02] ---
    I'll strangle you later.
    I'll squeeze the life out of you.
[17:06] ---
    Hmm? I'm Zero.
[17:09] ---
    Zero Kirisame.
[17:11] ---
    Zero? Um, I'm sorry for
    dragging you into all this...
[17:18] ---
    No need to make such a pitiful face.
[17:21] ---
    I'm pretty much the definition
    of unrivaled, you know.
[17:25] ---
    An insignificant brawl like that
    doesn't even count to me.
[17:29] ---
    M-My nose is gonna bleed!
[17:33] ---
    Looks like a few people got hurt,
    so go and take care of 'em.
[17:36] ---
    I'm gettin' out of here.
[17:39] ---
    O-Okay!
[17:44] ---
    Zero Kirisame...
[17:45] ---
    "Dons the Silver Dragon"
    "Zero Kirisame"
[17:48] ---
    I finally found him... The man of my destiny!
[17:57] ---
    You monster...
[17:59] ---
    At least I was lucky enough to recover Hades.
[18:04] ---
    Those with dragon blood
    on the side of fighting evil...
[18:07] ---
    Those who look on the ground
    with disdain, Dragonkin...
[18:11] ---
    Have they formed a secret union
    with the Kingdom of Holy Light?
[18:17] ---
    Demon Lord!
[18:19] ---
    It's a good thing I ran into you here.
[18:22] ---
    Shit, someone! Someone please kill me!
[18:26] ---
    The definition of unrivaled, my ass!
    You're a frickin' imbecile!
[18:31] ---
    Argh, wall!
[18:33] ---
    U-Um, Demon Lord?
[18:36] ---
    Huh? What? No, this is...
[18:38] ---
    A-Anyways, Aku... Did you see him?
[18:41] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[18:43] ---
    I mean, you know...
    That guy wearing the white clothes.
[18:49] ---
    Oh, you mean the Dragonkin.
[18:51] ---
    I was in the hotel so I didn't see it,
    but Sister Luna told me about him.
[18:56] ---
    When he thrust out his fist, it sent out
    a shock wave that looked like a dragon...
[19:01] ---
    ...and sent the bad guys flying away.
[19:04] ---
    Argh, what the hell?! I'll give you Dragonkin...
[19:09] ---
    Um, how come you're so
    curious to know about him?
[19:13] ---
    Is he someone you know, perhaps?
[19:15] ---
    Hell no! I don't know him!
[19:18] ---
    Oh, I see...
[19:20] ---
    I can't say it... I can't admit that guy
    and me are one and the same...
[19:26] ---
    Zero Kirisame...
[19:28] ---
    Why the hell did I make that hard-ass,
    delinquent, joke of a character?
[19:42] ---
    Come on, Yukikaze...
[19:45] ---
    Stop wasting money when we're short on it again.
[19:48] ---
    You want a lick, Mikan?
[19:50] ---
    No, thank you. And quit talking while you eat.
[19:53] ---
    Okay.
[19:56] ---
    "Greatsword User" "Mikan"
[19:57] ---
    Quit being dumb and let's get on with this.
[20:01] ---
    Right. I'm ready whenever.
[20:01] ---
    "Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze"
[20:04] ---
    "Seeking able adventurers to
    exterminate dangerous sandwolves"...
[20:09] ---
    The reward isn't bad either.
[20:11] ---
    All right. Let's get rid of 'em.
[20:14] ---
    Excuse me! We'd like to take on
    that one request with the sandwolves.
[20:19] ---
    Got it. Just gimme a minute.
[20:22] ---
    Ooh, check this guy out.
[20:24] ---
    Is this man here a new bounty? What did he do?
[20:28] ---
    I guess he's claiming to be the Demon Lord.
[20:31] ---
    Demon Lord...
[20:33] ---
    Is his thing a Demon Lord too?
[20:35] ---
    What the hell are you thinking?
[20:41] ---
    Luna, what happened to those soldiers?
[20:43] ---
    Huh? I sent all of them home.
[20:46] ---
    How come?
    What will you do if something happens?
[20:50] ---
    Oh, well I've got you.
[20:52] ---
    Huh? Since when did I become your bodyguard?
[20:56] ---
    Shut up! I know you're actually happy
    to be with me anyways, you pervert!
[21:02] ---
    You're calling me a pervert?!
[21:04] ---
    When have I ever done
    anything perverted to you?!
[21:07] ---
    You haven't been able to forget
    the feel of my butt, have you?
[21:12] ---
    You butt fetish pervert!
[21:16] ---
    This is so lively and fun!
[21:19] ---
    I've always wanted to go on a journey like this!
[21:23] ---
    Seriously?
[21:25] ---
    Right? You tell him too, Aku!
[21:27] ---
    You've gotta work hard and do as I say!
[21:31] ---
    Ugh, the agony...
[21:53] ---
    "I wish I could go back"
[21:55] ---
    Is what someone said
[21:58] ---
    But I don't have a past
[22:03] ---
    For eternity
[22:06] ---
    That nothing would change
[22:08] ---
    Is what I thought
[22:13] ---
    Over and over
[22:16] ---
    Rubbing my eyes to make sure
[22:19] ---
    I'm overwhelmed by emotion
[22:23] ---
    Like a lie
    Bright! Still locked up
[22:26] ---
    Hiding what I couldn't give up
[22:29] ---
    That miracle lit up by my heart
[22:34] ---
    Not sought out, not doubted
[22:37] ---
    But still you believed
[22:40] ---
    As if to teach me
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    RE NEW ME
    Now that I'm laughing with you
[22:50] ---
    I can embrace it all
[22:57] ---
    Once again
[23:11] ---
    The other side of speed...
[23:14] ---
    I'll pound you into mincemeat!
[23:16] ---
    Dancing mad! Bring me the ball!
[23:19] ---
    First attacker! The phantom 6th speed!
[23:23] ---
    Screw you, the dumb old me!
[23:25] ---
    D-Demon Lord, what's wrong?
[23:28] ---
    I may have danced with hard luck.
[23:31] ---
    Demon Lord, I have no idea
    what you're trying to say.
[23:34] ---
    Next time: Demon Lord, Retry Episode 4.
    "Yu Kirino."
[23:37] ---
    Yu Kirino