E6 - Turmoil in the Capital

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[00:02] ---
    "Bar" "Noma Noma"
[00:09] ---
    Organ, do you think it's really true
    that a Dragonkin showed up in Yahoo?
[00:14] ---
    "No" is what I'd like to say,
    but there are never any guarantees in this world.
[00:20] ---
    It sounds like such a fairy tale, doesn't it?
[00:23] ---
    A Dragonkin taking a stand against evil...
SIGN    "Chunibyo" "S-Rank Adventurer" "Mink"
[00:26] ---
    If there really was one,
[00:26] ---
    "Devilkin S-Rank Adventurer"
    "Organ"
[00:27] ---
    the Beast Kingdom would be all over it, though.
[00:31] ---
    Maybe he's a wild Dragonkin or something?
[00:34] ---
    Don't be absurd.
[00:36] ---
    The union of Human and Dragon is celebrated,
[00:39] ---
    yet the offspring of Human and
    Demon is detested and prosecuted.
[00:43] ---
    What an illogical and ridiculous world.
[00:48] ---
    "Noma Noma Bar Owner" "Iei"
[00:48] ---
    The Dragonkin is great and all, Mink...
[00:51] ---
    But I recommend this one.
[00:56] ---
    This man is apparently
    calling himself Demon Lord.
[01:00] ---
    If you hang around him, you never
    know what sort of fun you'll get into.
[01:05] ---
    Oho?
[01:10] ---
    I feel the waves of destiny gushing within me!
[01:13] ---
    My right eye is throbbing!
    I see it! I see it all!
[01:17] ---
    By the hands of that man,
    the future of our world will plunge into chaos!
[01:22] ---
    Organ, let's perform a blood oath right here.
[01:25] ---
    The coming chaos is darker
    than the deepest shadow!
[01:29] ---
    You're a Priest, you know.
    What are you talking about?
[01:35] ---
    If I'm not mistaken,
[01:36] ---
    "Mikan"
[01:37] ---
    isn't that the S-Rank adventurers, Mink and Organ?
[01:40] ---
    Demon Lord may be out of our league,
[01:43] ---
    but they might be able to handle him.
[01:44] ---
    "Yukikaze"
[01:46] ---
    The old man is mine and mine only.
[01:49] ---
    No one else lays hands on him! No one!
[01:56] ---
    Open your eyes
[02:04] ---
    Dwelling in the eyes of
    that majestic figure are wishes
[02:07] ---
    Let's sing to the sleepless night
[02:11] ---
    Dramatically pull everything in,
    even light and darkness
[02:14] ---
    In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
[02:19] ---
    I learned that true kindness is
    actually solitude after looking at you
[02:26] ---
    I wanted to get closer to your heart
    and yet it's still so far away
[02:33] ---
    No matter what fate gets in my way,
    I'll face it head on
[02:39] ---
    With the bravery I chose with you,
    let's flap our wings and fly
[02:49] ---
    My heart is trembling with the hope that I found
[02:52] ---
    Resounding inside me
    move my heart
[02:55] ---
    Lurking behind my hidden true motives
[02:59] ---
    With a stronger gaze than anyone else
[03:02] ---
    Dwelling in the eyes of
    that majestic figure are wishes
[03:06] ---
    Let's sing to the sleepless night
[03:09] ---
    Dramatically pull everything in,
    even light and darkness
[03:12] ---
    In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
[03:16] ---
    Let's begin
[03:18] ---
    Open your eyes
[03:22] ---
    "Turmoil in the Capital"
[03:28] ---
    "Upscale Bar" "Artemis"
[03:40] ---
    This place is quite impressive.
[03:44] ---
    Right? This is one of my
    favorite places to come to.
[03:48] ---
    Welcome, Miss Luna. Thank you for coming again.
[03:52] ---
    It's always a pleasure to have you.
[03:54] ---
    Thank you.
[03:56] ---
    But today we came to celebrate
    a special occasion for one of my friends.
[04:00] ---
    Please keep that in mind.
[04:04] ---
    Understood.
[04:08] ---
    Let us start with a toast and raise our glasses
[04:08] ---
    "Yu Kirino"
[04:12] ---
    to Aku's leg being healed.
[04:14] ---
    Cheers!
[04:16] ---
    Aku, congratulations.
[04:18] ---
    Congratulations, Aku.
[04:20] ---
    Th-Thank you very much.
[04:26] ---
    You're the star for today.
[04:28] ---
    Forget about manners
    and eat as much as you'd like.
[04:32] ---
    Okay!
[04:48] ---
    I guess we should stick
    to more casual places to eat.
[04:54] ---
    If this is a celebration,
    it's about time I make it seem like one...
[04:59] ---
    Excuse me. Could you do me a favor?
[05:03] ---
    Certainly. Anything.
[05:05] ---
    I'd like someone to bring this over to my table.
[05:11] ---
    Wh-Whoa!
[05:13] ---
    Item Construct!
[05:26] ---
    Aku, this is a present from me.
[05:30] ---
    "Strawberry Tart"
[05:32] ---
    Wow! Demon Lord, is this candy?!
[05:35] ---
    It looks so incredibly cute!
[05:38] ---
    Yu, slice this up for us.
[05:40] ---
    Sure thing, Chief.
[05:52] ---
    It's sweet, delicious, and cute!
[05:55] ---
    Ah, so yummy! It melts in my mouth!
[05:59] ---
    This must be what happiness tastes like, Chief.
[06:06] ---
    You look like you're having
    a grand old time, Luna.
[06:11] ---
    Hmm? Madam?
[06:17] ---
    What's the deal with this super-rich lady?!
[06:20] ---
    Her whole body is sparkling!
[06:22] ---
    I'm sorry for interrupting when
    you're all enjoying yourselves so much.
[06:27] ---
    Greetings, Madam. I'm afraid I don't know you.
[06:30] ---
    My name is Hakuto Kunai.
[06:33] ---
    "Big Shot of High Society"
    "Shrimpfry Butterfly"
[06:33] ---
    Dear me, I haven't introduced myself yet.
[06:36] ---
    I'm Shrimpfry Butterfly.
[06:39] ---
    Is she some one gag comedian?!
[06:41] ---
    Madam, would you care to sit down and join us?
[06:45] ---
    H-Hey now, Demon Lord!
[06:47] ---
    Oh, my. For the rumored Demon Lord
    to personally invite me. How exciting!
[06:54] ---
    She knows about me and yet still came to talk?
[06:58] ---
    Must be one shrewd woman.
[07:00] ---
    Luna, who is this Madam?
[07:00] ---
    "Message"
[07:03] ---
    Huh?! Now I'm hearing
    his repulsive voice in my head...
[07:07] ---
    That "repulsive" was cruel, but just answer me.
[07:11] ---
    What's the matter, Luna?
[07:13] ---
    Um, nothing at all! Nothing at all...
[07:16] ---
    You can't tell it's a skill of mine
    to talk in secret without being heard?
[07:21] ---
    You don't think I knew that? Sheesh!
[07:24] ---
    Madam is the center figure
    for all the wives of nobility.
[07:27] ---
    She has tons of connections
    and is hugely influential among nobles.
[07:32] ---
    I see... Then she's like
    the queen of high society?
[07:35] ---
    Yeah, right. She'd be dangerous
    to have as an enemy.
[07:39] ---
    I've got a good idea.
[07:41] ---
    If I somehow gain her trust,
    that means she'll become an unbeatable ally.
[07:50] ---
    Madam, we've come here tonight
    to congratulate Aku on her injury healing.
[07:56] ---
    If you wouldn't mind,
    perhaps you could say something too?
[08:00] ---
    Oh, my, is that so? Congratulations, Aku.
[08:04] ---
    Th-Thank you very much.
[08:07] ---
    By the way, is this your
    first time in the city, Aku?
[08:10] ---
    Y-Yes, that's right.
[08:13] ---
    Everything I see here
    is so pretty, I can't believe it!
[08:17] ---
    Really? You're such a cute and honest little one.
[08:21] ---
    I-I'm not...
[08:23] ---
    Yeah, isn't she?
    I'm proud to have her as a friend!
[08:27] ---
    Y-You're too much...
[08:29] ---
    And what do you think of the city,
    Mr. Demon Lord?
[08:32] ---
    It's truly spectacular.
[08:35] ---
    It's very authentic and easy to admire.
[08:37] ---
    Compared to the impoverished
    lands I passed by during my travels,
[08:41] ---
    the Holy Capital's prosperity
    is an astonishment to behold.
[08:46] ---
    You're absolutely correct.
[08:48] ---
    It's not unusual to compare the lands
    of the kingdom to Heaven and Hell.
[08:55] ---
    That couldn't be any closer to the truth.
[08:58] ---
    However, I do know a method
    in which that problem could be solved.
[09:05] ---
    I would love to hear your wisdom
    on the matter, Mr. Demon Lord.
[09:12] ---
    It's rather simple, actually.
[09:15] ---
    By transforming every last land into Heaven,
[09:18] ---
    there will simply be no more problems.
    It's that easy.
[09:22] ---
    Th-This seems like a rather
    large-scale proposition of yours.
[09:26] ---
    If I sat at the top of the kingdom,
    it could be done in a few mere years.
[09:32] ---
    My...
[09:33] ---
    But instead of these boring
    problems of the country,
[09:36] ---
    I have a different "Heaven"
    I'd like to introduce you to.
[09:43] ---
    That sounds very intriguing.
[09:45] ---
    And what is this "Heaven" of yours?
[09:48] ---
    It's this right here.
[09:52] ---
    Soap?
[09:54] ---
    Oh! That soap is the best thing ever!
[09:57] ---
    It washes away dirt like magic
    and leaves your skin sparkling!
[10:01] ---
    Magic... Sparkling, huh?
[10:06] ---
    Nice assist, Luna!
[10:11] ---
    Indeed, the skin of all these
    ladies here sure is dazzling...
[10:18] ---
    I urge you to give it a try tonight.
[10:22] ---
    I think you'll be astonished
    at how well it works.
[10:25] ---
    I may just. Thank you for
    the wonderful gift, Demon Lord.
[10:30] ---
    Oh, please. There's no need
    to thank me over such a trivial thing.
[10:35] ---
    But I am planning to open a hot spring
    in the village of Rabby sometime soon.
[10:39] ---
    It's a place where your skin--
    your entirety will be revived!
[10:44] ---
    Revived, you say?
    Now those are some bold claims you make.
[10:49] ---
    When it comes to ideas which I devise,
    none are lies or falsehood.
[10:54] ---
    Because every word that comes
    out of my mouth, I make true.
[10:59] ---
    It won't be just an ordinary bath, you see.
[11:02] ---
    Carbon dioxide baths, vase baths, stone saunas,
[11:05] ---
    electric baths, herbal baths, salt saunas...
[11:07] ---
    ...and so much more for guests to enjoy.
[11:11] ---
    Not only will it help exhaustion,
    stiff muscles, and cold sensitivity...
[11:15] ---
    Your skin will feel years
    younger when you're done!
[11:18] ---
    P-Please! Please let me come and visit!
[11:23] ---
    Luna, keep this a secret
    from my little sister, Oysterfry.
[11:26] ---
    Oh, Madam. You must not be getting
    along with your sister as usual.
[11:31] ---
    I'm in the same boat as you.
[11:33] ---
    Sisters just have a hard time seeing eye to eye.
[11:37] ---
    There's an Oysterfry too?!
    Get along with your fry family!
[11:52] ---
    I-It's a Satanist attack!
[11:55] ---
    Satanists?
[11:57] ---
    What are they doing here?!
[11:58] ---
    I'm scared...
[12:00] ---
    We've finally got a sideshow of clowns
    to spice up this dinner banquet.
[12:09] ---
    "Mink" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
    "Age: 20" "Height: 171cm"
[12:14] ---
    "Organ" "Race: Devilkin" "Sex: Female"
    "Age: ?" "Height: 155cm"
[12:23] ---
    I see, it's a synchronized attack...
[12:26] ---
    I guess they're not half bad.
[12:29] ---
    Yu, stay here and protect all these people.
[12:32] ---
    I'll go snuff out all the turmoil.
[12:35] ---
    Understood, Chief.
[12:37] ---
    H-Hold up! Don't decide that on your own!
[12:40] ---
    I'm going with you!
[12:42] ---
    Luna, it's quite possible that
    you're the target of this attack.
[12:46] ---
    There's no hope for me to protect you
    if you're walking around the streets.
[12:51] ---
    P-Protect me?!
[12:52] ---
    I-It's not like I need you to protect me...
[12:56] ---
    Will she be okay being this easy to read?
[12:59] ---
    Aku, there's nothing to
    worry about if you're with Yu.
[13:02] ---
    Just try to enjoy the rest of your meal.
[13:05] ---
    O-Okay.
[13:07] ---
    B-But...
[13:10] ---
    Will you be all right, Demon Lord?
[13:14] ---
    She's like a daughter
    worried about her father...
[13:18] ---
    It's a sideshow. I'm just burning
    off some calories after dinner.
[13:23] ---
    You should return to your meal too, Madam.
[13:25] ---
    I must say, you sure are a confident one...
[13:29] ---
    Though, if I put it in your own words...
[13:32] ---
    Is it because everything you say comes true?
[13:35] ---
    That's exactly right.
[13:38] ---
    It's unfortunate for these guys
    that I happened to be here today.
[13:44] ---
    "Message"
[13:45] ---
    Yu... If we're to learn anything,
    we need to be able to move easily.
[13:50] ---
    So we avoid crude behavior
    and improve our reputation?
[13:53] ---
    It's great that you always catch on so quickly.
[13:58] ---
    I'm counting on you, Yu.
[14:01] ---
    O-Oday!
[14:02] ---
    Hmm? Did she just stutter or something?
[14:05] ---
    No way, it's Yu we're talking about...
[14:10] ---
    Now then, I wonder where I should start?
[14:27] ---
    They keep popping up no matter where I go...
[14:30] ---
    If you want to meet a Demon Lord
    so badly, I'll grant your wish.
[14:36] ---
    Take this!
[14:38] ---
    "Heavy Strike"
[14:40] ---
    You asked for it!
[14:42] ---
    "Whirlwind"
[14:46] ---
    You damn, rotten adventurers!
[14:48] ---
    Ice Slash!
[14:48] ---
    "Ice Blade" "Ice Slash"
[14:51] ---
    Thou shall become a frozen cold Mikan.
[14:54] ---
    Snow Kiss!
[14:54] ---
    "Sweetheart of Snow" "Snow Kiss"
[14:57] ---
    Thanks for the save, Yukikaze.
[14:59] ---
    V for Victory. Sweetheart of your mouth.
[15:02] ---
    Grab them by the ocean's edge.
[15:05] ---
    Ice Hand!
[15:06] ---
    "Hand of Ice" "Ice Hand"
[15:11] ---
    It's about time that we
    broke the ice. Ice Splash!
[15:16] ---
    "Ice Spears" "Ice Splash"
[15:20] ---
    Don't falter! We outnumber them!
[15:23] ---
    Keep up the attack for as long as we can!
[15:28] ---
    This isn't looking good. What now, Yukikaze?
[15:32] ---
    Dying a virgin was never part of my plan.
[15:35] ---
    Impressive how unfazed you are
    at a time like this.
[15:38] ---
    And anyways, you're a guy, so--
[15:45] ---
    That's a clown for you.
[15:50] ---
    Would anyone else like to put on a good show?
[15:53] ---
    Old man!
[15:55] ---
    We meet again! He's so dreamy!
[15:58] ---
    Demon Lord!
[16:01] ---
    Demon Lord, is it? You dare stand in our way?!
[16:06] ---
    Who do you think you're dealing with?
[16:09] ---
    Kneel before me!
[16:10] ---
    "Champion"
[16:11] ---
    Champion!
[16:13] ---
    What I do to trash like you...
[16:16] ---
    "Enlightenment"
[16:16] ---
    Enlightenment!
[16:20] ---
    ...is show you where you belong.
[16:25] ---
    Pulverize!
[16:29] ---
    "Pulverize"
[16:34] ---
    The truth of the matter is,
    I'm completely justified to be angry at you.
[16:40] ---
    Though I'm a little grateful too.
[16:43] ---
    I-I'm not gonna die like this!
[16:48] ---
    May disaster befall... this cursed land!
[16:53] ---
    Summon Devil!
[17:08] ---
    Huh?
[17:08] ---
    "Mid-Level Demon" "Carnival"
[17:10] ---
    I got called here by a bunch
    of puny humans? What gives?
[17:14] ---
    Hey, Yukikaze. That's a Demon, right?
[17:18] ---
    Yeah. The Satanists summoned
    it in exchange for their lives.
[17:22] ---
    It's not looking good.
[17:24] ---
    Whatever. Looks like there's
    a lot of tasty snacks to eat here.
[17:28] ---
    Oh, boy! It's time to set the table
    and let despair fill the air!
[17:35] ---
    Killing Field!
[17:35] ---
    "Imprisonment Area"
    "Killing Field"
[17:47] ---
    It sounds like the turmoil is getting worse.
[17:50] ---
    And I'm getting chills out of nowhere...
[17:53] ---
    I think that was Barrier Magic.
[17:56] ---
    Meaning?
[17:57] ---
    This whole area has been trapped and closed off.
[18:01] ---
    We won't be able to escape unless he's defeated.
[18:07] ---
    Yeah, that's right!
    It's time, my little kittens!
[18:11] ---
    Come play with Mr. Carnival of Hell!
[18:14] ---
    Sing along with the sound of my music
    with your wails, cries, and screams of--
[18:27] ---
    Wh-Who's the damn vermin who did that to me?!
[18:32] ---
    That filthy mouth suits you much better.
[18:36] ---
    Was it you?! You shitty dirtbag!
[18:39] ---
    What a disgrace.
    You're a swine with an ugly face.
[18:44] ---
    Your voice is putrid and your clothes hideous.
[18:47] ---
    You seem as worthless as it gets,
    but maybe you're good for a laugh at best.
[18:54] ---
    I'll kill you!
[19:02] ---
    I must admit, this is the second time
    I've run into a Demon.
[19:06] ---
    The last one unfortunately died all too fast.
[19:06] ---
    "Survival Skill 'Fighting Spirit' activated"
    "+10% to user's Offense and Defense"
[19:10] ---
    "Combat Skill 'Strength Drain' activated"
    "10% to target's Offense"
[19:12] ---
    How do you think you'll fare?
[19:15] ---
    For academic purposes,
[19:15] ---
    "Combat Skill 'Overpower' activated"
    "-10% to target's Defense"
[19:18] ---
    I've decided to go all out this time.
[19:20] ---
    "Combat Skill 'Peerless' activated"
    "+30% to user's Offense and Defense"
[19:25] ---
    You called yourself Carnival, huh?
    Are you ready for this?
[19:29] ---
    W-Wait, you wonderful monsieur!
    I was wrong! I was--
[19:33] ---
    Oops, I forgot something important...
[19:36] ---
    Wh-Whatever that important thing is,
    I'll help you with it!
[19:40] ---
    I'll do whatever you like!
[19:46] ---
    "Status change: 'Battle Ready'
    "Stance change: 'Retaliation Stance'"
[19:47] ---
    N-No! I don't wanna be killed
    by a human in a place like this!
[19:53] ---
    I'm sure you've done plenty of killing till now.
[19:56] ---
    You should at least feel
    what it's like to die for once.
[20:24] ---
    What filthy fireworks.
[20:30] ---
    This is you, right? Long live Demon Lord!
[20:34] ---
    Demon Lord, you're something else!
[20:36] ---
    Mister, let me buy you a drink!
[20:38] ---
    Well, when you're as good as me,
    that much is nothing.
[20:44] ---
    Old man!
[20:46] ---
    You've saved me two times now,
    and I want to pay you back!
[20:50] ---
    There's no need for that.
    This was something important for me too.
[20:55] ---
    Could you please tell me your name, old man?
[20:58] ---
    "Old"... The me in here is still young.
[21:02] ---
    I'm Hakuto Kunai.
[21:06] ---
    Hakuto... Kunai...
[21:11] ---
    The old man and I are bound
    by the red string of fate!
[21:15] ---
    H-Hold up, Yukikaze!
    I'm sure you're being fooled somehow!
[21:19] ---
    Jealous, Mikan?
[21:20] ---
    Why the hell would I be jealous?!
[21:22] ---
    If you must know where my heart lies,
[21:24] ---
    I prefer heroes like that Dragonkin who love justice!
[21:26] ---
    Hmm? That Dragonkin, huh?
[21:28] ---
    How naughty.
[21:30] ---
    You prefer people who love just ass.
[21:30] ---
    "Justice = Just Ass"
[21:32] ---
    Um, I think you said it wrong.
[21:33] ---
    That's not even close to the same word!
[21:35] ---
    It's not even close?
[21:35] ---
    Argh, Yukikaze! I can't take it!
[21:39] ---
    What the hell?!
[21:53] ---
    "I wish I could go back"
[21:55] ---
    Is what someone said
[21:58] ---
    But I don't have a past
[22:03] ---
    For eternity
[22:06] ---
    That nothing would change
[22:08] ---
    Is what I thought
[22:13] ---
    Over and over
[22:16] ---
    Rubbing my eyes to make sure
[22:19] ---
    I'm overwhelmed by emotion
[22:23] ---
    Like a lie
    Bright! Still locked up
[22:26] ---
    Hiding what I couldn't give up
[22:29] ---
    That miracle lit up by my heart
[22:34] ---
    Not sought out, not doubted
[22:37] ---
    But still you believed
[22:40] ---
    As if to teach me
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    RE NEW ME
    Now that I'm laughing with you
[22:50] ---
    I can embrace it all
[22:57] ---
    Once again
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    For battle within the Game,
    you put together your skills
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    and combo them all together
    to however you best see fit.
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    Depending on how you combo,
    it's possible to do astronomical damage.
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    If you're an expert at it, it's said you
    can do enough damage to kill a god.
[23:29] ---
    What filthy fireworks.
[23:32] ---
    You put on a show, Demon Lord!
[23:34] ---
    Wh-Who told you that?
[23:35] ---
    "All or Nothing"
[23:36] ---
    Next time: Demon Lord, Retry Episode 7.
    All or Nothing.