8 - ReCovery

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[00:01] TATSU
    O Great Mother,
[00:03] TATSU
    a mysterious human has set
    foot in our territory.
[00:09] TATSU
    He seems to be causing a ruckus.
[00:12] TATSU
    We'll monitor him and, if his
    transgressions go too far,
[00:15] TATSU
    dispose of him at once.
[00:18] TATSU
    Excuse me.
[00:19] DRAGON
    He's of no consequence.
[00:22] DRAGON
    Ignore him.
[00:24] TATSU
    Ma'am!
[00:28] DRAGON
    So, that man has arrived at long last.
[00:31] DRAGON
    How will this rematch turn out?
SIGN    Episode 8
[02:06] KONGMING
    Sheesh, it's just problem after problem.
[02:09] KONGMING
    We're building up the New Queendom of
    Xenovia by expanding our territory,
[02:14] KONGMING
    but the lands we annexed
    keep fighting each other.
[02:16] KONGMING
    I don't know what to do.
[02:19] BEATRICE
    You don't understand the pain people
    feel because you're a demon.
[02:23] KONGMING
    Survival of the fittest.
[02:25] BEATRICE
    Yeah, but you devour even the strong.
[02:28] BEATRICE
    You're a bluegill.
[02:30] KONGMING
    Who're you calling a bluegill?!
[02:31] BEATRICE
    No! Say no to violence!
[02:33] KONGMING
    After exiling the incompetent former king,
[02:36] KONGMING
    we built up an obvious foreign threat
    to unite our people. That part was fine.
[02:42] BEATRICE
    Threat? You mean the Kingdom of Parma?
[02:45] KONGMING
    Yes. And just as planned,
    our forces came together,
[02:48] KONGMING
    and Xenovia's influence spread further.
[02:51] KONGMING
    But as soon as the threat was
    nullified, we're back to square one.
[02:55] BEATRICE
    And you used your wiles to win
    General Leon over to our side.
[03:00] BEATRICE
    He's elegant, kind, and
    respectable unlike someone.
[03:05] BEATRICE
    General Leon is totally Leonish.
[03:06] KONGMING
    Shut up about Leon already!
[03:09] BEATRICE
    I feel so bad.
[03:11] BEATRICE
    You really took Parma's Princess Cake
    hostage and forced him to pledge his allegiance.
[03:16] BEATRICE
    Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
[03:18] BEATRICE
    Heck, you're an embarrassment to humanity.
[03:20] BEATRICE
    How do you sleep at night?
[03:22] KONGMING
    Beatrice, I told you that was a lie I told
    Leon to win him over, and not the truth.
[03:28] BEATRICE
    I forgot.
[03:29] KONGMING
    What are you, a goldfish?!
[03:31] KONGMING
    I bet it was a demon who
    abducted Princess Cake.
[03:34] BEATRICE
    A demon? You mean you?
[03:37] BEATRICE
    So you're confessing.
    Death penalty to you.
[03:40] KONGMING
    You're the one getting the death penalty!
[03:42] BEATRICE
    Eek!
[03:45] KONGMING
    I'll stuff your mouth with
    ice to stop you from running it.
[03:51] KONGMING
    I wonder how many cubes I can fit in.
[03:53] BEATRICE
    S-Stop it...
[03:56] BEATRICE
    Something so big could never fit...
[03:58] KONGMING
    Don't worry. I'll slip it
    in gently and gradually.
[04:04] BEATRICE
    Boss, you've got a scary look in your eyes!
[04:09] LEON
    That village is close to
    the planned battleground.
[04:12] LEON
    Have the residents evacuate.
[04:13] ZORM
    General Leon, we might as well raze that
    village or take it over to use as our base.
[04:19] LEON
    This is our war. We can't
    drag innocent people into it.
[04:24] LEON
    I must find where Princess Cake
    is imprisoned, no matter what.
[04:27] LEON
    Damn Xenovia!
[04:29] LEON
    I'm going to rescue the princess
    and bring judgment down upon you!
[04:32] KONGMING
    Just so you know,
[04:34] KONGMING
    I had nothing to do with
    Princess Cake's disappearance.
[04:37] BEATRICE
    You're lying!
[04:39] BEATRICE
    You love murdering people
    more than you love food.
[04:42] BEATRICE
    You could abduct them as
    easily as you breathe...
[04:45] KONGMING
    Perhaps I should stick another one in.
[04:48] BEATRICE
    You perv! You're an icy perv!
[04:51] KONGMING
    Princess Cake probably either
    died when the castle fell,
[04:54] KONGMING
    was caught up in its flames,
    or took her own life.
[04:58] BEATRICE
    Then you basically did kill her.
[05:00] BEATRICE
    It's not too late. Turn yourself in.
[05:03] BEATRICE
    I'll execute you with
    prejudice. Death to pervs!
[05:06] KONGMING
    Oh?
[05:07] KONGMING
    So you want ice in other orifices too, huh?
[05:10] BEATRICE
    No!
[05:15] HAMMER
    Have we really been brought into
    the Demon Lands, of all places?
[05:20] HAMMER
    We're done for. We can never
    return to human territory again.
[05:25] CAKE
    Mister.
[05:26] HAMMER
    Huh?
[05:27] CAKE
    Please, have this.
[05:29] HAMMER
    You're asking me to eat? Here?
[05:31] CAKE
    You need to eat, even if it's just a little.
[05:33] HAMMER
    I'll be fine. You should
    eat that yourself, miss.
[05:37] CAKE
    I understand how you feel, but...
[05:38] CAKE
    We need to eat, no matter where we are.
[05:42] CAKE
    Please don't give up hope.
    I'll do everything I can, too.
[05:47] CAKE
    Damn, we don't have enough supplies!
[05:50] CAKE
    Norma and Gyril were the ones who died today.
[05:53] CAKE
    They're all such famished little twigs.
[05:56] CAKE
    At this rate, it'll be
    my turn before I know it.
[05:59] CAKE
    That damned demon...
[06:01] CAKE
    That Hammer guy was pretty
    plump. Maybe he'll last a bit.
[06:05] CAKE
    If I show him my tears,
    he'll do my every bidding.
[06:09] KALE
    Top of the evenin' to ya!
[06:11] KALE
    You're such a schemer, Princess Cake.
[06:14] CAKE
    High Demon Kale...
[06:17] KALE
    You cut a gallant sight again today.
[06:19] KALE
    You really do care about
    yourself above all else.
[06:22] KALE
    How many more have to die for it
    to be your turn to get tortured?
[06:25] KALE
    You need to be their ray of hope, lift
    their spirits, and make them survive,
[06:31] KALE
    or you'll be screwed in no time!
[06:33] KALE
    I love that look on your face!
[06:35] KALE
    But remember, you're a princess.
[06:38] KALE
    You need to act more dignified.
[06:40] KALE
    You'll disappoint your
    citizens lookin' like that.
[06:43] KALE
    Oh, wait. The Kingdom of
    Parma is already no more.
[06:46] KALE
    The harder you try, the
    more they'll want to live.
[06:49] KALE
    But as time goes on, they'll despair,
[06:51] KALE
    find hope again, and then
    fall into despair again!
[06:55] KALE
    A perfect loop, don't you
    think? You do, right?
[07:05] KALE
    You need to do better.
[07:07] KALE
    I'm rootin' for you always, okay?
[07:11] KALE
    Okay? Okay? Okay?
[07:17] KALE
    See ya later.
[07:20] KALE
    Oh, here. Medicine.
[07:23] KALE
    It's really effective and fills you
    with energy, but it hurts like a bitch.
[07:27] KALE
    You're free to use it
    yourself or on your slaves.
[07:30] KALE
    See ya!
[07:43] CAKE
    Help...
[07:45] CAKE
    Somebody... help me!
[07:51] BEASTS
    Get back here, human!
[07:56] AKANE
    Yahoo!
[08:02] GV
    Survival Skill:
[08:03] GV
    Lucky Star activated.
[08:07] AKANE
    Oh, close save.
[08:19] MINK
    Please don't tell me you have the
    protection of the Goddess of Fate.
[08:24] AKANE
    No, I'm just a goddess myself!
[08:27] AKANE
    Aren't I so pretty?
[08:29] MINK
    Do you even know
    what you're saying?
[08:31] MINK
    Will I have to bring out my other self?
[08:35] AKANE
    Your other self?
[08:37] AKANE
    Your dark doppelganger?
[08:38] AKANE
    Or do you have multiple
    edgy personalities?
[08:42] MINK
    Multiple? I hadn't thought of that.
[08:45] MINK
    I guess I don't have to limit
    myself to one other personality.
[08:48] MINK
    I'm taking that idea!
[08:50] DOGBEAST
    Why are they avoiding all the traps?
[08:52] DEERBEAST
    How do you expect us deer to know?!
[08:55] HORSEBEAST
    They're even predicting all our ambushes!
[08:58] BULLBEAST
    This might be trouble...
[09:00] AKANE
    Beastkin are kinda different
    than what I expected.
[09:04] AKANE
    Don't they have any fluffy ones?
[09:06] MINK
    Can you take this seriously? We'll
    get killed as soon as we're captured.
[09:13] MINK
    O dark abyss,
[09:15] MINK
    mislead the fools taking on human names.
[09:18] MINK
    Holy Mist!
SIGN    Holy
    Mist
[09:21] BULLBEAST
    My eyes!
[09:23] DEERBEAST
    Everything's white.
    That much, I know.
[09:26] MINK
    The lamenting sun shines upon you all,
[09:29] MINK
    rendering you unable to escape.
[09:32] MINK
    Starve and hear the coming of the reaper!
[09:35] MINK
    Angel Chain!
SIGN    Angel
    Chain
[09:40] BULLBEAST
    Ouch!
[09:42] FISHBEAST
    I can't move!
[09:43] FISHBEAST
    Hey, mole! Get rid of this!
[09:46] MOLEBEAST
    Get rid of it yourself!
[09:50] AKANE
    Whoa...
[09:52] AKANE
    Hey!
[09:53] AKANE
    Why are you so frickin' cool, Miss Edgelord?
[09:56] AKANE
    I'm so impressed!
[09:57] MINK
    Let's get out of here while we can.
[09:59] AKANE
    All right! It's my turn now!
[10:03] AKANE
    Drumroll! Jump Shoes!
[10:10] MINK
    H-Hey!
[10:11] AKANE
    How soft! These are some
    scandalous marshmallows.
[10:15] AKANE
    Why, you!
[10:16] MINK
    Hey, stop that! It tickles!
[10:18] MINK
    Eek, no!
[10:20] MINK
    Wait, what?
[10:21] ORGAN
    Oh, you're back, Mink.
[10:23] KUNAI
    Good job exploring the map, Akane.
[10:26] AKANE
    Hakuto, you should come with me next time.
[10:28] MINK
    Wait, you're going back out there?!
[10:30] AKANE
    Of course. Not every day I get to
    go on a midnight date with Hakuto!
[10:40] KUNAI
    The foliage is subtly different
    on the southern side.
[10:43] AKANE
    Say, Hakuto. It's summer now, isn't it?
[10:46] AKANE
    How about we plan a summery event?
    Like a festival or something.
[10:51] KUNAI
    Festival? Depending on the
    details, I may consider it.
[10:54] AKANE
    Keep wasting time like that, and
    summer will be gone in a flash.
[10:59] AKANE
    We need watermelon splitting, relationship
    progress with a fireworks show,
[11:02] AKANE
    swimsuit titillation, reincarnating in
    another world, time travel and stuff.
[11:07] AKANE
    Summer is the time for collecting
    game CGs with major events.
[11:11] AKANE
    Ow!
[11:12] AKANE
    Owie...
[11:13] KUNAI
    That's what you get for walking backwards.
[11:20] AKANE
    Huh?
[11:22] AKANE
    What's this?
[11:24] KUNAI
    Show me that!
[11:25] AKANE
    Huh?!
[11:26] KUNAI
    That's a Great Empire medal! Why is it here?!
[11:30] GV
    Congratulations. Medal
    exchange has been unlocked.
[11:34] KUNAI
    Yes, yes!
[11:36] KUNAI
    At last, my power... my privileges!
[11:39] KUNAI
    The power I had lost is finally back!
[11:42] KUNAI
    Well done! Good job, Akane!
[11:45] AKANE
    Oh, thanks...
[11:47] AKANE
    Your Medal Queen skill must've activated.
[11:50] AKANE
    It boosts medal drop rate
    in various areas, after all.
[11:55] AKANE
    Right. I got a message from Yu yesterday.
[11:58] KUNAI
    Oh? What did she say?
[12:00] YU
    Chief!
[12:01] AKANE
    She warned me not to cause trouble for you.
[12:05] AKANE
    Acting high and mighty just
    because she's a little smart.
[12:07] AKANE
    It pisses me off just
    remembering her smug face!
[12:11] KUNAI
    Calm down. Yu has mellowed out quite
    a bit since coming to this world.
[12:17] AKANE
    I find that hard to believe.
[12:22] AKANE
    She's far more scary now than she used to be.
[12:25] AKANE
    I bet she's willing to do anything for you.
[12:28] KUNAI
    Wait, what do you mean?
[12:30] AKANE
    But I can understand how she feels.
[12:34] AKANE
    You've changed a lot.
[12:36] AKANE
    It's kinda fun just being by your side.
[12:39] KUNAI
    Strange thing to say. Did
    you eat something weird?
[12:42] AKANE
    I know I'm an idiot, okay?
[12:43] AKANE
    But so many times, I've got the feeling
    that that world was created by someone,
[12:48] AKANE
    and that I was imprisoned in there.
[12:51] AKANE
    I always begged whomever it was
    to let me leave that awful world.
[12:58] KUNAI
    What are you talking about?
[13:00] AKANE
    Nobody ever responded to me.
[13:04] AKANE
    But I think my message has
    gotten through to them now.
[13:08] AKANE
    And maybe now they may be
    willing to respond to me.
[13:11] KUNAI
    Y-Yeah? I'm happy for you, then.
[13:13] AKANE
    I didn't like whomever it was at first.
[13:18] AKANE
    In fact, I hated them for trapping
    me in that terrible world.
[13:22] AKANE
    But as time went on, I started
    understanding them bit by bit.
[13:28] AKANE
    I realized that they love me, though
    they show it in a weird way.
[13:32] AKIRA
    This is bad, very bad.
[13:34] AKIRA
    This feels like bad news for some reason!
[13:36] KUNAI
    Calm down, Akane. We're
    in enemy territory... huh?
[13:44] KUNAI
    What's a shrine gate doing here?
[13:47] AKANE
    Yeah, that's strange.
[13:49] KUNAI
    I'll go investigate. You go back to the base.
[13:53] AKANE
    No way. What if something happens to you?
[13:56] KUNAI
    Akane, this is an order.
[13:59] AKIRA
    I can tell from the air here...
[14:01] AKIRA
    It's similar to that Wishing
    Shrine with that Ophan idol.
[14:06] AKANE
    Hey, Hakuto!
[14:07] AKANE
    I heard something interesting
    while exploring the forest.
[14:12] KUNAI
    What was it?
[14:13] AKANE
    A rumor that bad guys are selling people
    and tormenting them to the east.
[14:18] KUNAI
    Oho? Well, that's not very nice.
[14:21] AKANE
    Right? I hate waiting around,
    so can I go investigate that?
[14:27] KUNAI
    Sure, sure.
[14:28] KUNAI
    Making decisions for yourself is the first
    sign of growth as part of the workforce.
[14:33] AKANE
    I'll take the edgelord with me, then.
[14:36] KUNAI
    I'm waiting for good news.
[14:38] AKIRA
    Phew! I got out of it somehow!
[14:43] AKANE
    Found you.
[14:44] AKIRA
    I can't let my guard down with my aides.
[14:47] PRIESTESS
    Were you the one causing
    a fuss in my territory?
[14:52] KUNAI
    My apologies. I saw this familiar building,
    and I just had to check it out.
[14:56] PRIESTESS
    What a strange thing to say.
[14:58] PRIESTESS
    I figured you would be the intruder
    making a ruckus around these parts,
[15:02] PRIESTESS
    but you're a human?
[15:04] PRIESTESS
    I see. Very interesting.
[15:06] KUNAI
    What's interesting?
[15:08] PRIESTESS
    Normally, evildoers like you couldn't
    hope to set foot in my territory.
[15:15] PRIESTESS
    But that ring...
[15:17] PRIESTESS
    I sense the accursed Ophan's power from it.
[15:21] KUNAI
    You know Ophan? I have so
    many questions for you!
[15:25] KUNAI
    Could you show yourself, please?
[15:28] PRIESTESS
    Sadly, I happen to be quite tired.
[15:30] PRIESTESS
    I'm happy just knowing you're
    not that demon's minion.
[15:35] PRIESTESS
    I suggest you leave here at once.
[15:37] PRIESTESS
    Heck, get lost. Your face is scary.
[15:40] KUNAI
    Don't judge a book by its cover!
[15:49] BLUEFOX
    Hey, evil-faced human! Stay away from Mother!
[15:53] FIREFOX
    I-Indeed, it is as Brother says!
[15:56] FIREFOX
    I have never seen a
    more evil face than yours!
[15:59] BLUEFOX
    Hear me, human!
[16:00] BLUEFOX
    I am the supreme ice shock, Bluefox!
[16:05] KUNAI
    What're you, the Magnificent
    Ten from Giant Robo?
[16:08] FIREFOX
    L-Listen and be amazed! I am
    the heated blaze, Firefox!
[16:12] KUNAI
    And this one sounds like a web browser.
[16:15] FIREFOX
    Do you have a problem with our names?!
[16:19] BLUEFOX
    Mother! He truly is an evil-faced evildoer!
[16:24] KUNAI
    Enough fooling around. Mind
    if I ask a few questions?
[16:28] KUNAI
    I want to know what you know about the Ophan.
[16:32] BLUEFOX
    Mother is exhausted! That demon is
    making things hard enough as it is...
[16:47] KALE
    Hello, hello!
[16:49] KALE
    I'm here to play, ancient furries.
[16:52] KALE
    Your door is way too sturdy, you know.
[16:54] AKIRA
    The hell is that*?
[16:57] PRIESTESS
    Hurry up and return to me, you two!
[17:00] KALE
    Too bad. Got the blue one.
[17:08] FIREFOX
    B-Brother!
[17:10] BLUEFOX
    Hurry... run...
[17:13] KALE
    Doubt!
[17:15] KALE
    Off with the red one's head!
[17:23] KUNAI
    This is a bit dangerous for a kids game.
[17:26] KALE
    Yikes. Listen, I thought I'd leave
    you for later since you're human...
[17:34] KALE
    You... You smell like that shitty angel.
[17:38] KALE
    M-My mind's about to go crazy.
[17:48] KUNAI
    Looks like that thing's pretty famous.
[17:51] KUNAI
    Tell me what you know.
[17:54] KALE
    A human who reeks of Ophan?
[17:57] KALE
    No, he's got more...
[17:59] KALE
    Yeah, this smell...
[18:01] KALE
    This smell! This smell!
[18:04] KALE
    What a surprise! I can't believe
    someone like you exists...
[18:09] KALE
    I wanna kill you dead!
[18:12] KALE
    Chop off your ears, cut off your
    nose, and feast on your eyes!
[18:17] KALE
    Actually, that'd be a
    massive waste. I shouldn't.
[18:19] KALE
    I'll have to keep you captive at home.
[18:22] KALE
    I have a bad habit of
    breaking things too soon!
[18:27] KALE
    I'm High Demon Kale. Nice to meetcha.
[18:32] KALE
    My hobbies are murder, torture, and stuff.
[18:34] KALE
    Let's be friends.
[18:36] KUNAI
    Dude, did you snort something dangerous?
[18:41] KALE
    Yeah, yeah!
[18:44] KALE
    I'm so damn high!
[18:52] KALE
    Wait, what?
[18:58] KALE
    Ow, ow, ow! It hurts!
[19:03] KUNAI
    Quit acting up, punk. I'll crush you.
[19:06] KALE
    What the hell are you?
[19:16] KUNAI
    I'll consider this a lesson
    taught and let you off the hook,
[19:19] KUNAI
    but there won't be a next time.
[19:21] KUNAI
    I've always thought the juvenile
    act was a massive waste of time.
[19:26] PRIESTESS
    Sorry you had to do that*
    on my behalf...
[19:30] FIREFOX
    Brother, Brother! Please, open your eyes!
[19:34] KUNAI
    Step aside.
[19:44] KUNAI
    Why won't the wound close?
[19:48] PRIESTESS
    I'm sorry, visitor, but his scythe
    curses anyone it cuts through.
[19:53] PRIESTESS
    No herbs or holy magic can stop the bleeding.
[19:58] PRIESTESS
    All you can do is watch him pass away.
[20:01] KUNAI
    A curse? How annoying.
[20:04] KUNAI
    I should've given him another socking.
[20:06] KUNAI
    High-Level Item Creation:
    Curse-Lifting Altar.
[20:10] AKIRA
    This item dispels not only light curses,
    but also the most severe ones.
[20:24] PRIESTESS
    Oh... I can scarcely believe it!
[20:26] FIREFOX
    Brother! Are you all right, Brother?
[20:29] BLUEFOX
    Yeah... I feel better now.
[20:34] KUNAI
    Hey, punk. How do you feel now?
[20:37] KUNAI
    I'll lend you an ear. Tell me all about it.
[20:41] KALE
    You'll pay...
[20:43] KALE
    I swear I'll make you pay!
[20:46] KUNAI
    Pathetic! How fitting for a loser like you!
[20:49] KUNAI
    Where did you train to cut
    such a worthless figure?
[20:53] KUNAI
    Or did a Devil Fruit make you that uncool?
[20:55] KUNAI
    You, red blaze fox. Have
    the blue one drink this.
[21:00] FIREFOX
    D-Don't call us by our colors!
[21:04] KUNAI
    Now, stupid punk. I have
    some questions for you, too.
[21:08] KUNAI
    Hmm?
[21:09] KALE
    I'll never forget you.
[21:12] KALE
    I will have my vengeance.
    I swear it!
[21:19] PRIESTESS
    We're saved somehow.
[21:21] PRIESTESS
    Thank you, visitor.
[21:23] PRIESTESS
    You two, thank him too.
[21:25] BLUEFOX
    For a human, you were about as
    useful as the tip of my pinky...
[21:31] FIREFOX
    I don't want to thank such a meanie human!
[21:35] KUNAI
    You've failed in raising them properly.
[21:39] KUNAI
    Anyway, the nuisance is
    gone. Can we talk already?
[21:45] PRIESTESS
    Forgive me. I'm at my limit
    just maintaining the barrier.
[21:48] PRIESTESS
    I must close the hole he opened in it.
[21:51] KUNAI
    Barrier?
[21:52] PRIESTESS
    Should we meet again, I will show
    you my appreciation once more.
[21:56] KUNAI
    H-Hey...
[21:58] KUNAI
    Dammit! What was that?
[22:01] KUNAI
    But...
[22:02] KUNAI
    Looks like Ophan, the one who gave
    me this ring, is quite well-known.
[22:06] KUNAI
    And there are a bunch of people
    with grudges against it.
[22:10] AKIRA
    What exactly are you trying to make me do?
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