E4 - Yu Kirino

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[00:10] ---
    Luna, you stand out too much
    in that outfit. Change into this.
[00:14] ---
    Ch-Change? Y-You're...
[00:14] ---
    "Luna Elegant" "Aku"
[00:17] ---
    ...just trying to get me into
    something lewd, aren't you?
[00:20] ---
    Don't be stupid. Wear this.
[00:20] ---
    "Hakuto Kunai"
[00:27] ---
    H-Huh? It's surprisingly normal...
[00:30] ---
    Yeah. I'm sure Demon Lord picked
    out that outfit especially for you.
[00:35] ---
    I'm sure you'll look great in it, Sister Luna.
[00:39] ---
    M-Maybe you're right about that...
[00:47] ---
    Open your eyes
[00:55] ---
    Dwelling in the eyes of
    that majestic figure are wishes
[00:58] ---
    Let's sing to the sleepless night
[01:02] ---
    Dramatically pull everything in,
    even light and darkness
[01:05] ---
    In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
[01:10] ---
    I learned that true kindness is
    actually solitude after looking at you
[01:17] ---
    I wanted to get closer to your heart
    and yet it's still so far away
[01:24] ---
    No matter what fate gets in my way,
    I'll face it head on
[01:31] ---
    With the bravery I chose with you,
    let's flap our wings and fly
[01:40] ---
    My heart is trembling with the hope that I found
[01:43] ---
    Resounding inside me
    move my heart
[01:47] ---
    Lurking behind my hidden true motives
[01:50] ---
    With a stronger gaze than anyone else
[01:53] ---
    Dwelling in the eyes of
    that majestic figure are wishes
[01:57] ---
    Let's sing to the sleepless night
[02:00] ---
    Dramatically pull everything in,
    even light and darkness
[02:04] ---
    In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
[02:07] ---
    Let's begin
[02:09] ---
    Open your eyes
[02:14] ---
    "Yu Kirino"
[02:24] ---
    Now then, I'm pretty sure they said
    the sandwolves were around this area.
[02:30] ---
    Ready for them, Yukikaze?
[02:32] ---
    "Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze"
[02:32] ---
    I'm always ready. Perhaps even too ready.
[02:35] ---
    "Greatsword User" "Mikan"
[02:35] ---
    Is it too much to ask for you to be serious for once?
[02:39] ---
    I'm perpetually serious though.
[02:42] ---
    The nuance of your word choice is weird.
[02:46] ---
    It's hot and stuffy... around my breasts.
[02:49] ---
    But you don't have breasts to begin with.
[02:52] ---
    Your eyes are defective.
[02:54] ---
    Only people with pure hearts
    can see my beautiful breasts.
[02:59] ---
    If only he kept his mouth shut,
    you might even think he's a gorgeous girl.
[03:06] ---
    But he's a dude.
[03:08] ---
    Why are you staring at me like that?
[03:12] ---
    It's nothing. Let's focus on the job.
[03:15] ---
    Sandwolves... As far as monsters go,
    they're a fairly dangerous kind.
[03:22] ---
    In a pack, they're downright ferocious,
[03:24] ---
    and there've been times where they
    attacked and destroyed whole cities.
[03:29] ---
    Yeah, but on the other hand,
[03:32] ---
    as long as there's not a lot of them,
    there's not much to be afraid of.
[03:39] ---
    Mikan?
[03:40] ---
    Shh, quiet.
[03:42] ---
    It seems like they're hiding nearby...
[04:01] ---
    Hell no! There's no way I'm fighting them!
[04:04] ---
    I can't take that many at once!
[04:07] ---
    There's only one of me! And my one hole!
[04:10] ---
    What are you saying at a time like this?!
[04:19] ---
    I'll take a break to smoke for a bit,
    so get changed in the meantime.
[04:24] ---
    Y-You just want to peep on me, don't you?
[04:27] ---
    Do you wanna see my butt that badly?
[04:32] ---
    Don't you run. You're just leaving
    because you know I'm right.
[04:47] ---
    I've really gotta build up
    my skill points somehow...
[04:50] ---
    This is just like Infinity Game
    where you earn skill points by fighting.
[04:55] ---
    S-Sir!
[04:57] ---
    L-Look!
[05:06] ---
    What a wonderful opportunity.
[05:17] ---
    What the hell? Just how many are there?!
[05:20] ---
    They're training 'em straight toward us?!
[05:23] ---
    You there! Run away!
[05:26] ---
    The rest is up to you, snazzy old man!
[05:29] ---
    We won't bury your body.
[05:32] ---
    I can't believe these guys!
    Own up to it and get eaten!
[05:40] ---
    N-No worries, I can handle this.
    I can do it if I try!
[05:45] ---
    I'll be fine with my barrier.
    I'm fine, I'm fine...
[05:50] ---
    I'll be fine, won't I?
[05:57] ---
    You fools. What's the need to run
    away from a few mere beasts?
[06:05] ---
    Um, is something going on?
[06:13] ---
    It'll be fine, so don't go anywhere.
[06:34] ---
    You've dared to bare your fangs at me.
[06:36] ---
    You may be beasts, but I won't hold back.
[06:43] ---
    Now, by my hand you will breathe your last.
[06:47] ---
    First Skill! Assault!
[06:49] ---
    "Assault"
[06:57] ---
    Your wretched eyes don't deserve to behold me!
[07:01] ---
    Second Skill! Sand Blind!
[07:02] ---
    "Sand Blind"
[07:08] ---
    None can flee from the Demon Lord!
[07:11] ---
    Third Skill! Thunderclap
[07:12] ---
    "Thunderclap"
[07:24] ---
    In the end, I won't even break
    a sweat against beasts like you.
[07:28] ---
    Begone.
[07:36] ---
    Um...!
[07:38] ---
    Next time, be a bit more careful
    not to get others involved.
[07:42] ---
    Goodbye.
[07:43] ---
    Hiyah!
[07:48] ---
    Was that the rumored Demon Lord?
[07:51] ---
    He's so refined... It's making my butt all hot!
[07:55] ---
    He's a dangerous person, you know.
[07:57] ---
    It's true, he's dangerous...
    Dangerous to my chastity, that is.
[08:04] ---
    We need to get to the capital.
[08:06] ---
    That is, get to the capital
    to make myself pretty!
[08:11] ---
    Demon Lord, you're incredible!
[08:13] ---
    Watching all that made my heart flutter!
[08:16] ---
    He saved me from a life that felt
    like nothing more than wasting away...
[08:21] ---
    And even if he does happen
    to be a terrible evil being,
[08:25] ---
    I still won't be able to leave his side.
[08:29] ---
    Even if it means having
    the whole world as my enemy.
[08:34] ---
    Did the two of you behave? Specifically Luna.
[08:37] ---
    Y-You did pretty good back there.
[08:40] ---
    I expect you to protect me like that.
[08:43] ---
    It's not like I ever said
    I'd protect you, but...
[08:46] ---
    M-More importantly, don't you have
    something you want to say to me?
[08:50] ---
    Hmm? Oh...
[08:52] ---
    Well, I think it rather suits you.
[08:55] ---
    No, you honestly look good.
[08:58] ---
    O-Of course.
[08:59] ---
    When someone's a lady like me,
    they make everything look good.
[09:04] ---
    Woohoo!
[09:08] ---
    I can't be one of those protagonists
    that ignores the girl's moves, can I?
[09:16] ---
    Finally! Finally, the time has come!
[09:25] ---
    He's totally an idiot, isn't he?
[09:27] ---
    D-Demon Lord is kind of an eccentric person.
[09:31] ---
    Aku, you be careful with him.
[09:33] ---
    I bet he's thinking about something
    perverted by the dirty look on his face.
[09:38] ---
    L-Like our butts?
[09:40] ---
    "Administrator Privileges"
[09:40] ---
    I need to do some deep thinking for a bit, you two.
[09:45] ---
    Get in the base to be safe.
[09:47] ---
    What do you mean by base?
[09:59] ---
    What in the world? A magic house?
[10:01] ---
    Sister Luna, there's even
    a barrel bath inside the base!
[10:05] ---
    A barrel bath? What's that?
[10:23] ---
    You can go inside, as well, if you'd like.
[10:25] ---
    I-I really shouldn't. I think I'll just
    stay here and feed the horse.
[10:32] ---
    Then at least have one of these.
[10:34] ---
    You'll feel much better.
[10:39] ---
    Ooh, this is good stuff.
[10:43] ---
    Anyways, you really showed
    you've got some guts back there.
[10:47] ---
    You didn't panic in the slightest
    during that whole fiasco.
[10:51] ---
    No, that's because... After all, you're...
[10:55] ---
    I'm what?
[10:57] ---
    No, never mind. It's nothing...
[11:00] ---
    Is that right? Okay, then...
[11:09] ---
    "Aide Summon"
    "Who will you summon?"
[11:13] ---
    Finally, the time has come.
[11:16] ---
    In Infinity Game, there are eight aides
    that work directly under Hakuto Kunai,
[11:21] ---
    and every last one of them is worth
    at least a thousand of anyone else.
[11:26] ---
    Though they take a fair share of skill points,
[11:28] ---
    their talents should make it all worthwhile.
[11:32] ---
    "Aide Summon"
    "Who will you summon?"
[11:33] ---
    But with my current amount of skill points,
    I can only summon one.
[11:37] ---
    I need to give some serious
    thought into who I'll call...
[11:41] ---
    "Aide Summon"
[11:42] ---
    My underlings and I have
    no real way to protect against magic.
[11:46] ---
    It's a lethal weakness that
    I can't afford to put off for long.
[11:51] ---
    I should prioritize my aide choice
    with someone who can address that.
[11:57] ---
    Yu Kirino, then?
[11:59] ---
    Having a genius doctor and scientist
    of her caliber working on it,
[12:03] ---
    I'm sure she'll be able to invent
    something to shield against magic.
[12:08] ---
    The problem is her sadistic tendencies...
    and her extreme short-temper.
[12:13] ---
    She'll kill and dissect people
    without batting an eye...
[12:16] ---
    ...for the only reason of
    satisfying her own desires.
[12:20] ---
    To top it off, she loves little boys.
[12:23] ---
    Argh, just make up your mind!
[12:26] ---
    Besides, in the rare chance she attacks me,
    I think I can deal with her!
[12:31] ---
    Administrator Privileges! Aide Summon!
[12:34] ---
    Yu! I command you to appear before me!
[12:37] ---
    "Yu Kirino"
[12:43] ---
    "Mikan" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
    "Age: 17" "Height: 172cm"
[12:48] ---
    "Yukikaze" "Race: Human" "Sex: Girlish
    Boy" "Age: 16" "Height: 160cm"
[13:16] ---
    "Genius Doctor" "Yu Kirino"
[13:16] ---
    Have you called for me, Chief?
[13:19] ---
    Yes, thank you for coming.
[13:21] ---
    I'll come to wherever you are
    if that's the Chief's command.
[13:26] ---
    By the way, is this a new Game arena?
[13:31] ---
    She's talking! And acting by her own will!
[13:36] ---
    To think I'd see one of my characters
    come to life right in front of me...
[13:40] ---
    Um, Chief?
[13:42] ---
    Ahem! I wonder how I should
    start this explanation...
[13:47] ---
    First of all, this isn't the Great Empire.
[13:49] ---
    Wow, this bath isn't half bad!
[13:53] ---
    I'm glad that you like it, Sister Luna.
[13:56] ---
    I sure do! Now I want the whole house!
[13:59] ---
    Hey, can you help me convince him
    to give me this place as a present?
[14:05] ---
    I-I guess so.
[14:07] ---
    I'm not sure what Demon Lord will
    have to say about it, but I can ask...
[14:12] ---
    Yay! Please do, Aku!
[14:15] ---
    Sister Luna!
[14:21] ---
    From what you've told me,
    it sounds like a forced positioning attack.
[14:26] ---
    I see... It explains this scenery too.
[14:30] ---
    I believe it's different than
    the world we're from.
[14:33] ---
    I'm glad you've caught on so quick.
[14:36] ---
    So, about how to proceed...
[14:38] ---
    Chief. Regardless of the situation,
    I believe the Nightless City is needed.
[14:44] ---
    "Nightless City"
[14:44] ---
    Nightless City.
[14:46] ---
    Houses the greatest technology
    in the Great Empire...
[14:49] ---
    ...and is the final area of Infinity Game.
[14:53] ---
    But if we erect such a huge modern
    fortress in a fantasy world like this,
[14:58] ---
    it'll be seen as the "Demon Lord's Castle."
[15:01] ---
    Chief. Don't you think we
    were brought here for a reason?
[15:06] ---
    We had to have been brought here for a reason.
[15:09] ---
    I thought as much.
[15:11] ---
    Hmm?
[15:13] ---
    I think it's clear to the both of us
    what we're supposed to do here.
[15:17] ---
    But getting there is a long way off.
[15:20] ---
    A journey of a thousand miles
    begins with a single step.
[15:23] ---
    That's the chief for you.
    You try to enjoy even a situation like this.
[15:28] ---
    I'm of the belief that there's
    enjoyment to be found in everything.
[15:33] ---
    What will we be doing as
    our first step then, Chief?
[15:37] ---
    I'm planning to upgrade
    the base to a field hospital.
[15:44] ---
    All the wishes I've ever had
    end up being granted by you, Chief.
[15:48] ---
    It's only natural. The wishes of my
    cute underling are the same as my own.
[15:54] ---
    I appreciate it.
[15:56] ---
    Speaking of the hospital, I forbid you to kill.
[16:00] ---
    We need to learn more before anything else.
[16:03] ---
    Yes. We cannot proceed while knowing so little.
[16:06] ---
    Learning more is of vital importance.
[16:09] ---
    For now, I'll tell you all
    the information I know.
[16:13] ---
    Yu is much smarter than I am, without a doubt.
[16:16] ---
    She was designed as a genius doctor.
    Not to mention a mad sadist.
[16:21] ---
    I can't even comprehend her.
[16:25] ---
    I'll need to be very careful not to slip up.
[16:34] ---
    Wh-What a beautiful person!
[16:37] ---
    I-Is she your lover? Where did she come from?
[16:42] ---
    This is an aide of mine I summoned.
    Get along with her.
[16:46] ---
    My name is Aku!
[16:48] ---
    I'm the Kingdom of Holy Light's
    third Holy Maiden, Luna.
[16:52] ---
    And don't you forget it.
[16:54] ---
    Nice to meet you, Aku. Holy Maiden Luna.
[16:57] ---
    Could I get you to take a look at Aku's leg?
[17:04] ---
    All right, Aku. Could you relax for me?
[17:07] ---
    O-Okay.
[17:11] ---
    "Hand of God"
[17:12] ---
    Atta girl.
[17:14] ---
    U-Um, that hand of yours...
[17:17] ---
    Don't you worry, Aku.
[17:19] ---
    J-Just the tip. It's just the tip, so...
[17:23] ---
    Your breathing is heavy and scary!
[17:25] ---
    Aku, think you could dress
    as a boy once we're done here?
[17:30] ---
    Yu, we don't have time to play around.
[17:32] ---
    My apologies.
[17:35] ---
    This will only sting a little bit, Aku.
[17:43] ---
    H-Hey, Demon Lord! Are you sure she'll be okay?
[17:46] ---
    There's nothing to worry about.
    Trust me and my underlings.
[17:50] ---
    I haven't trusted you a single time so far!
[18:00] ---
    There. We're all done.
[18:02] ---
    I cleaned up your scar too.
    You're a girl, after all.
[18:06] ---
    Mmm, you're finished? Aku, can you stand?
[18:10] ---
    S-Sure.
[18:22] ---
    It doesn't hurt!
[18:25] ---
    I can walk! On my legs!
[18:30] ---
    Demon Lord!
[18:34] ---
    Um, I... Am I not walking weird anymore?
[18:38] ---
    No, you're walking perfectly normal.
[18:44] ---
    Miss Yu, thank you so much!
[18:47] ---
    Of course, but thank the chief.
[18:50] ---
    Is it a good idea to have her
    practice walking around some?
[18:54] ---
    We'll be back. Go on inside.
[18:57] ---
    Understood, Chief.
[19:02] ---
    Don't horse around too much.
[19:11] ---
    Demon Lord, I can run now!
[19:13] ---
    Didn't I tell you?
    Nothing's impossible for the Great Empire.
[19:17] ---
    This is like a dream!
    To think I can walk like normal now...
[19:23] ---
    It's no dream.
[19:26] ---
    You'll be able to walk normally
    and live a normal life now.
[19:31] ---
    Um, could you pinch my cheek, please?
[19:36] ---
    Again with the classic lines...
[19:43] ---
    Well, uh...
[19:45] ---
    Um, I'm happy for you.
[19:50] ---
    Demon Lord, can we walk around a little longer?
[19:57] ---
    Now you don't have to let me
    ride on your back anymore.
[20:01] ---
    I can always give you a lift when you're tired.
[20:05] ---
    Promise you'll never leave me?
[20:09] ---
    You should save that line for the future
    when you meet a guy you like.
[20:15] ---
    But I already...
[20:17] ---
    ...decided on you.
[20:21] ---
    We're back!
[20:24] ---
    How was your leg, Aku? Did the pervert
    Demon Lord do anything to you?
[20:29] ---
    You can be so rude... In a way, I'm impressed.
[20:36] ---
    Yu, you did an excellent job.
    I was right to have picked you.
[20:43] ---
    What is this feeling?
[20:45] ---
    My body... My heart... My cells...
[20:50] ---
    I'm trembling with bliss all the way
    to the tips of my hair...
[20:54] ---
    It's like an all-powerful creator has
    finally acknowledged my presence...
[21:01] ---
    An overwhelming sense of
    euphoria enveloping my body...
[21:06] ---
    I'll be needing your support from
    here on out. I'm counting on you.
[21:10] ---
    R-Right!
[21:14] ---
    Why? Being praised like this...
    Being needed like this...
[21:19] ---
    Why does it make me so happy?
[21:22] ---
    I feel differently than how I've always felt.
[21:25] ---
    And the chief is different
    than he used to be too!
[21:29] ---
    I want to know more!
    About these feelings... and the chief!
[21:36] ---
    "Learned Survival Skill: 'Heroine!!'"
[21:53] ---
    I wish I could go back
[21:55] ---
    Is what someone said
[21:58] ---
    But I don't have a past
[22:03] ---
    For eternity
[22:06] ---
    That nothing would change
[22:08] ---
    Is what I thought
[22:13] ---
    Over and over
[22:16] ---
    Rubbing my eyes to make sure
[22:19] ---
    I'm overwhelmed by emotion
[22:23] ---
    Like a lie
    Bright! Still locked up
[22:26] ---
    Hiding what I couldn't give up
[22:29] ---
    That miracle lit up by my heart
[22:34] ---
    Not sought out, not doubted
[22:37] ---
    But still you believed
[22:40] ---
    As if to teach me
[22:44] ---
    RE NEW ME
    Now that I'm laughing with you
[22:50] ---
    I can embrace it all
[22:57] ---
    Once again
[23:11] ---
    Today, I walked hand-in-hand with Aku.
[23:15] ---
    At the start of all this, I was upset
    at being pulled into a world like this.
[23:21] ---
    But just by being able to mend Aku's leg,
[23:24] ---
    it might've been worth
    coming to this world after all.
[23:31] ---
    Demon Lord...
[23:35] ---
    Next time: Demon Lord, Retry
    Episode 5. Merciless Invasion.
[23:36] ---
    Merciless Invasion