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E9 - Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin

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[00:01] ---
    "Aide Summon"
[00:01] ---
    Administrator Privileges! Aide Summon!
[00:05] ---
    "Isami Tahara"
[00:05] ---
    Isami Tahara! I command you to appear before me!
[00:26] ---
    Huh? Well if it isn't the Chief.
[00:30] ---
    Where the hell is this?!
[00:33] ---
    "Genius" "Isami Tahara"
[00:33] ---
    Yeah, that's Tahara all right...
[00:37] ---
    "Hakuto Kunai"
[00:38] ---
    I'm glad that you've come, Tahara.
[00:40] ---
    Let's get ourselves somewhere
    we can sit down and talk.
[00:44] ---
    R-Right...
[00:50] ---
    Open your eyes
[00:58] ---
    Dwelling in the eyes of
    that majestic figure are wishes
[01:01] ---
    Let's sing to the sleepless night
[01:05] ---
    Dramatically pull everything in,
    even light and darkness
[01:08] ---
    In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
[01:13] ---
    I learned that true kindness is
    actually solitude after looking at you
[01:20] ---
    I wanted to get closer to your heart
    and yet it's still so far away
[01:27] ---
    No matter what fate gets in my way,
    I'll face it head on
[01:33] ---
    With the bravery I chose with you,
    let's flap our wings and fly
[01:43] ---
    My heart is trembling with the hope that I found
[01:46] ---
    Resounding inside me
    move my heart
[01:49] ---
    Lurking behind my hidden true motives
[01:53] ---
    With a stronger gaze than anyone else
[01:56] ---
    Dwelling in the eyes of
    that majestic figure are wishes
[02:00] ---
    Let's sing to the sleepless night
[02:03] ---
    Dramatically pull everything in,
    even light and darkness
[02:06] ---
    In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
[02:10] ---
    Let's begin
[02:12] ---
    Open your eyes
[02:17] ---
    "Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin"
[02:29] ---
    Is this a new Infinity Game arena or something?
[02:33] ---
    As always, they sure blew tons of money...
[02:37] ---
    Hmm... There's one thing I should mention.
[02:40] ---
    This isn't a world where the
    Great Empire is known to exist.
[02:44] ---
    Huh?
[02:50] ---
    What is it, then?
[02:51] ---
    Some sort of fantasy world like in
    the anime I watched when I was a kid?
[02:58] ---
    Putting it bluntly, it's something like that.
[03:06] ---
    I bet Tahara's head is churning
    away at incredible speed...
[03:10] ---
    ...and coming up with a whole
    slew of theories and ideas.
[03:16] ---
    Well, I know you wouldn't pull
    a prank like this in a million years.
[03:21] ---
    By the way, Yu is here too.
[03:23] ---
    Gah! That mad woman?! You're kidding me!
[03:27] ---
    I need you to cooperate with her.
[03:30] ---
    Did you drop your left arm?
    Or perhaps your right arm?
[03:35] ---
    B-Both.... I think?
[03:38] ---
    Oh, you're such a greedy one.
[03:40] ---
    But I'll do you a special service today!
[03:46] ---
    Oops, I'm sorry. I think I mixed up
    your right and left arms.
[03:51] ---
    W-Wait a sec! This is no laughing matter!
[03:58] ---
    She's a pretty thing, but so damn scary...
[04:01] ---
    Why did I make her like that in the first place?
[04:04] ---
    Hey, Chief. Mind if I clear something up?
[04:08] ---
    What is it?
[04:09] ---
    Are you serious about the Great Empire
    not existing in this world?
[04:14] ---
    It's true beyond any doubt.
[04:18] ---
    If this really is a world
    without the Great Empire,
[04:21] ---
    nothing else could make me happier.
[04:24] ---
    One more thing to ask.
[04:26] ---
    What do you plan to do in this world?
[04:29] ---
    I can't say very much at this point.
[04:32] ---
    But, I'm thinking of going in the opposite
    direction of the Great Empire.
[04:38] ---
    Yeah? Well, whatever.
[04:41] ---
    If it weren't for you,
    Manami and I would have died like dogs.
[04:45] ---
    Manami, the little sister Tahara
    gets his serious sister complex from...
[04:50] ---
    Big brother!
[04:51] ---
    Manami!
[04:52] ---
    Big brother!
[04:53] ---
    Manami!
[04:54] ---
    Big brother!
[04:56] ---
    Manami!
[04:58] ---
    So? What's the plan for the time being?
[05:01] ---
    First up is managing an impoverished village.
[05:04] ---
    Its three attractions are a field hospital,
    hot spring resort, and a bath house.
[05:10] ---
    You'll need to develop the whole village,
    teach and train the residents,
[05:14] ---
    secure a profitable business,
    manage any trouble,
[05:18] ---
    negotiate with nobles, watch the kids, also...
[05:21] ---
    Don't be ridiculous!
    I'm not some blue robotic cat, you know!
[05:26] ---
    But you're a genius. You can do it.
[05:29] ---
    It's me saying it, so it's true.
[05:35] ---
    What's wrong?
[05:37] ---
    I-It felt like I got zapped. What the hell?
[05:41] ---
    Could something be wrong with you?
    Have Yu take a look.
[05:45] ---
    Gimme a break. The day she checks
    my health is the day I'm cut into pieces.
[05:50] ---
    You have quite the impression of me, Tahara.
[05:53] ---
    Gah!
[05:54] ---
    "Yu Kirino"
[05:55] ---
    The mad woman! I mean, if it isn't Yu!
[06:00] ---
    Long time no see, Tahara.
[06:04] ---
    Demon Lord, who's this new person with you?
[06:04] ---
    "Tron" "Aku" "Luna Elegant"
[06:07] ---
    He looks kind of perverted to me.
[06:11] ---
    Are you one of Demon Lord's lackeys?
[06:13] ---
    Such a pretty color. You must be kind.
[06:16] ---
    I wouldn't say that.
[06:19] ---
    Now then, all that's left is to make
    preparations to welcome Madam.
[06:30] ---
    "Nanden Mannen"
[06:36] ---
    Oh, my. What sort of magical device is this?
[06:40] ---
    Don't get too excited just yet.
    It even has a second key to wind.
[06:48] ---
    Is this another item of yours from overseas?
[06:53] ---
    That's correct.
[06:55] ---
    In my country, letting this play on
    cold winter nights while sipping on wine...
[07:01] ---
    ...is a practice often enjoyed by the refined.
[07:05] ---
    I must say, it's a masterpiece.
[07:08] ---
    To think you can enjoy music
    so easily with this...
[07:12] ---
    ...without a musician,
    let alone any instruments.
[07:15] ---
    For balls and high society,
    of course you'll still need those.
[07:19] ---
    However, if alone in your room
    or for small gatherings of people,
[07:25] ---
    this is much less invasive
    and is the smart choice.
[07:28] ---
    Also, carrying it around is incredibly easy.
[07:32] ---
    It's not very elegant to
    march around with an orchestra.
[07:37] ---
    So, what would an item like this be valued at?
[07:41] ---
    I'd actually prefer if you determined
    the value this time, Mr. Mannen.
[07:47] ---
    Wh-Where do I even start judging
    the value of this marvelous device?
[07:53] ---
    If I price it too poorly,
    he may turn his back on me...
[07:57] ---
    In your country, I imagine this
    runs a high price, does it not?
[08:02] ---
    Typically, when it comes to valuing
    art and items of this nature,
[08:07] ---
    its worth varies greatly like beauty
    in the eye of the beholder.
[08:13] ---
    I-I knew it. Is he testing me then?
[08:17] ---
    To be perfectly honest, when you
    first offered me this item for auction,
[08:22] ---
    I couldn't even imagine
    how much it must be worth.
[08:28] ---
    Then you believe it has tremendous value?
[08:31] ---
    Of course I do!
[08:33] ---
    It wouldn't take much to find someone
    wanting a curious item such as this!
[08:38] ---
    I see...
[08:39] ---
    In that case, what's the least you think
    it might sell for if it were up for auction?
[08:45] ---
    It's time! This is where he plans
    to make his decision...
[08:50] ---
    If I screw this up, I imagine Mr. Kunai
    will take this device to another store.
[08:56] ---
    I'll lose out on more than this.
[08:58] ---
    He might take all his future
    business somewhere else too.
[09:02] ---
    If it were me, I'd start at
    no less than 15 gold coins.
[09:06] ---
    Someone who can't afford that much
    has no business at an auction.
[09:13] ---
    You have such a discerning eye.
    I was right to put my faith in you.
[09:22] ---
    Mr. Kunai! We're so glad to have you!
[09:25] ---
    "Bingo"
[09:25] ---
    "Bingo" Welcome him, everybody!
[09:28] ---
    Welcome to our shop!
[09:32] ---
    Sir, would you be able to make
    20 of each of these outfits for me?
[09:38] ---
    One moment, please, while I look.
[09:42] ---
    The tuxedos on their own
    shouldn't be that difficult to make...
[09:47] ---
    But these suits and tights made for women?!
[09:51] ---
    What a lascivious and stimulating design!
[09:54] ---
    Who does stitched tights like this?!
    My goodness!
[09:58] ---
    Sure, we can make these no problem.
[10:01] ---
    Great. But this time, I need it done
    as quickly as possible.
[10:06] ---
    As soon as you finish these,
    I want them sent to Rabby Village.
[10:11] ---
    I understand you want it done quickly,
    but these will take some time to make.
[10:15] ---
    I've prepared some money
    to compensate for the rush.
[10:22] ---
    This is only a payment in advance.
[10:24] ---
    If you complete the work quickly,
    I can add another two.
[10:28] ---
    Can you do it? Tell me you can!
[10:31] ---
    We can! We'll rush to deliver it
    down to the very last second!
[10:37] ---
    Excellent. I must ask that
    you begin work at once.
[10:41] ---
    Everyone, it's time for battle! Run!
[10:45] ---
    Right!
[10:49] ---
    Thank you very much!
[10:53] ---
    Bread, milk, vegetables, meat, and eggs...
[10:57] ---
    Good. Now food will get
    delivered to Rabby every so often.
[11:02] ---
    The expenses added up, but I've still
    got three gold coins left over after all this.
[11:07] ---
    We should be able to manage things
    for a while with that much.
[11:11] ---
    Everything's pretty much ready now.
[11:29] ---
    "Zero Kirisame"
[11:29] ---
    I wonder how I would best describe this feeling.
[11:33] ---
    If Kunai's my family home,
    Zero's my room after moving out...
[11:38] ---
    Looking back, I used him so much
    during the heyday of the game.
[11:43] ---
    You could even say we've been
    partners for some ten years.
[11:52] ---
    This feeling swelling up from deep inside...
[11:55] ---
    To crush the strong and help out the weak...
[11:59] ---
    To face my opponents no matter who they are...
[12:02] ---
    That fierce desire to be a hero
    within every man...
[12:07] ---
    It's as if he's really a...
    No, like I'm a dragon after all.
[12:14] ---
    My entire body is throbbing...
[12:17] ---
    I'll bust everything in my way.
    I'm the strongest one alive!
[12:22] ---
    You've got it coming, fucking Great Empire.
[12:28] ---
    I need to learn how to revert at will.
[12:34] ---
    "Isami Tahara" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
    "Age: 31" "Height: 182cm"
[12:39] ---
    "Commando Sambo" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
    "Age: ?" "Height: ?"
[12:51] ---
    "Momo"
[12:55] ---
    Guys!
[12:57] ---
    Let's have lunch, hop!
[12:57] ---
    "Kyon"
[13:02] ---
    So good!
[13:04] ---
    It's delicious!
[13:05] ---
    Looks tasty!
[13:09] ---
    Kyon, let's go freshen up, bunny!
[13:11] ---
    Good idea. Let's go, hop!
[13:18] ---
    It's time to cleanse you with water!
[13:19] ---
    More water, please!
[13:20] ---
    I'll douse you in water and make you repent!
[13:24] ---
    I'm so happy we can wash the sweat
    away even during our breaks, hop!
[13:29] ---
    It's a dream come true to get to use
    the soap and baths as we please, bunny!
[13:42] ---
    "Hot Spring Resort"
[13:43] ---
    All right, I've taught you
    everything you need to know.
[13:47] ---
    Now all that's left is to put it into practice.
[13:51] ---
    Let's begin.
[13:54] ---
    Whoa, whoa, hold up.
[13:56] ---
    Remember I said how to sweep up
    the trash before you start brushing?
[14:01] ---
    Forget that and you'll just make a bigger mess.
[14:04] ---
    S-Sorry, Mr. Tahara.
[14:06] ---
    It's fine. Mistakes happen.
[14:09] ---
    But repeating the same mistakes
    is plain negligence...
[14:13] ---
    ...and proves you weren't paying attention.
[14:15] ---
    Let's be more careful, all right?
[14:20] ---
    "Women's Bath" "Men's Bath"
[14:21] ---
    "Women's Bath"
[14:32] ---
    Bunny suits for a hot spring resort?
[14:35] ---
    At first, I wasn't so sure about it,
    but it's growing on me.
[14:39] ---
    It sure helps that you're really bunny people.
[14:42] ---
    Ugh, th-these clothes are so embarrassing, hop.
[14:46] ---
    You guys are perverts, bunny.
[14:48] ---
    You'll get used to it.
    Try shaking your butt for some extra service.
[14:53] ---
    No way, hop!
[14:54] ---
    No bunny for you, sonny!
[14:56] ---
    Anyways, it's time to review
    how to greet customers.
[15:00] ---
    Give a nice, firm bow
    and hold it for three seconds.
[15:04] ---
    And don't forget to smile and speak clearly.
[15:09] ---
    Thank you for coming, hop!
[15:12] ---
    Thank you for coming, bunny!
[15:14] ---
    Better!
[15:16] ---
    Just imagine Manami in a bunny suit...
[15:19] ---
    Thanks for coming, big brother!
[15:25] ---
    "One week later"
[15:30] ---
    "Shrimpfry Butterfly"
[15:33] ---
    Allow me to welcome you, Madam.
[15:40] ---
    As usual, what a wonderful man.
[15:43] ---
    This is such a pleasant little village.
[15:45] ---
    It's much different than the rumors say.
[15:48] ---
    No, no... We've only just begun
    to transform this place.
[15:52] ---
    Give it a month or two and it will
    look much better than this.
[15:57] ---
    Come back then and you'll think
    you died and went to heaven.
[16:01] ---
    Everything you've shown me thus far
    has truly lived up to your word.
[16:06] ---
    It's this right here.
[16:08] ---
    Soap?
[16:09] ---
    Oh! That soap is the best thing ever!
[16:13] ---
    It washes away dirt like magic
    and leaves your skin sparkling!
[16:17] ---
    Magic... Sparkling, huh?
[16:22] ---
    That soap was a hit.
[16:24] ---
    Oh? Is this the village you
    were talking about, Madam?
[16:32] ---
    Good grief, Gramps.
[16:33] ---
    Hmm?
[16:34] ---
    I told you to wait until I called for you.
[16:38] ---
    Old folk like me don't like waiting.
[16:41] ---
    Madam, who is this gentleman?
[16:44] ---
    This decrepit old man causing nothing
    but trouble is Commando Sambo.
[16:49] ---
    As you can see, he has bad eyes.
[16:52] ---
    I brought him along to show him a good time
    since he doesn't have long left.
[16:58] ---
    Your mouth is as rotten as ever, Madam.
[16:58] ---
    "Retired Soldier"
    "Commando Sambo"
[17:02] ---
    Can't you show your elders some respect?
[17:04] ---
    Shut your mouth, Gramps.
[17:06] ---
    I see... Judging by the cloth
    covering your eyes,
[17:10] ---
    I imagine your condition is quite serious.
[17:13] ---
    You must be the man Madam was speaking about.
[17:17] ---
    I'm a former retainer of Marshall Arts
    and Sambo is my name.
[17:22] ---
    Arts? Who was that again?
[17:24] ---
    Oh? The renowned Master Arts, you say?
[17:28] ---
    I'm sure your exploits
    must have been great and many.
[17:31] ---
    Yes, but several years ago,
    a magical beast took both of my eyes.
[17:38] ---
    I've since had to retire
    as I'm no use to anyone now.
[17:42] ---
    It must've been tough for you.
[17:44] ---
    A subordinate of mine is
    an exceptional doctor, actually.
[17:48] ---
    She might be able to completely heal your eyes.
[17:52] ---
    A-Are you serious about that?
[17:55] ---
    If you wish, I'll take you to her.
[17:58] ---
    Please do! Even if there's only
    a slim chance, I can hope...
[18:03] ---
    You're being such a bothersome old man.
[18:06] ---
    I'm sorry about this.
    We're only making more work for you.
[18:10] ---
    It's no problem in the slightest.
[18:13] ---
    Go on and guide him, Tahara.
[18:15] ---
    This way, Master Sambo.
[18:17] ---
    Okay...
[18:19] ---
    "Message"
[18:30] ---
    Welcome, Madam and Master Sambo.
[18:35] ---
    This feels like I've stumbled
    into another world or something...
[18:42] ---
    Hurry up, Gramps. Have her take a look already.
[18:45] ---
    You meddling woman.
    A man like me won't run away.
[18:49] ---
    Get on with it, you senile old man!
[18:52] ---
    Master Sambo, are you ready
    to begin the examination?
[18:58] ---
    I'm so sorry, Ma'am,
    for showing you such a ghastly thing.
[19:03] ---
    The venom of a Scarecrow did this to me.
[19:06] ---
    I see.
[19:08] ---
    These days, I can only see
    the outline of people at best.
[19:12] ---
    I'd be so grateful if you can
    make it any better.
[19:16] ---
    Rest assured.
[19:18] ---
    In the country I'm from, we have
    a medicine that treats your symptoms.
[19:23] ---
    Oh, Ma'am! Are you serious?
[19:27] ---
    Yes, please wait a moment.
[19:34] ---
    She plans to just use medicine to cure his eyes.
[19:37] ---
    After all, it might be a bit too much
    to show Madam her "Hand of God."
[19:53] ---
    Please look up.
[19:54] ---
    Like this?
[20:01] ---
    Master Sambo, slowly open your eyes, please.
[20:10] ---
    I can see! I can see!
    My eyes are back to normal!
[20:16] ---
    Gramps, are you serious?
[20:18] ---
    Oh, Madam! You've fattened up
    since I last saw you!
[20:22] ---
    What did you eat to get so big?
[20:25] ---
    Would you shut up, you walking corpse?!
[20:31] ---
    I can see out of my eyes! I can see!
[20:34] ---
    Why don't you go run off
    and return to Arts already?
[20:38] ---
    He'll be delighted, I'm sure.
[20:40] ---
    Th-That's right! Lord Arts!
    Sambo is coming back to serve you!
[20:49] ---
    I'm so sorry for the ruckus we've caused.
[20:52] ---
    I'll pay for all the trouble in his place.
[20:56] ---
    This is... a holy lambda coin...
[20:59] ---
    Its value depends on the market,
[21:01] ---
    but I've heard they're worth
    100 giant gold coins at the least.
SIGN    "Holy Lambda Coin" "Giant Gold Coin = 2,000,000 yen x 100 = 200,000,000 yen"
[21:09] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[21:10] ---
    It's fine. That stubborn old blockhead
    is indebted to me thanks to you.
[21:16] ---
    That's worth much more to me
    than any number of holy lambda coins.
[21:22] ---
    Then, if you insist...
[21:24] ---
    I have a feeling you and I
    will develop a great relationship.
[21:28] ---
    Oh, what a coincidence. I thought so too.
[21:53] ---
    "I wish I could go back"
[21:55] ---
    Is what someone said
[21:58] ---
    But I don't have a past
[22:03] ---
    For eternity
[22:06] ---
    That nothing would change
[22:08] ---
    Is what I thought
[22:13] ---
    Over and over
[22:16] ---
    Rubbing my eyes to make sure
[22:19] ---
    I'm overwhelmed by emotion
[22:23] ---
    Like a lie
    Bright! Still locked up
[22:26] ---
    Hiding what I couldn't give up
[22:29] ---
    That miracle lit up by my heart
[22:34] ---
    Not sought out, not doubted
[22:37] ---
    But still you believed
[22:40] ---
    As if to teach me
[22:44] ---
    RE NEW ME
    Now that I'm laughing with you
[22:50] ---
    I can embrace it all
[22:57] ---
    Once again
[23:11] ---
    Tahara. How do you feel about being
    unable to meet your little sister here?
[23:17] ---
    Manami...
[23:19] ---
    Manami!
[23:22] ---
    Uh...
[23:23] ---
    It's fine! With us running
    a business like we're in the Yakuza,
[23:27] ---
    it's better that she's not around!
[23:30] ---
    That's Tahara for you.
    Talk about sister complex.
[23:33] ---
    What's sister complex mean?
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    Next time, Demon Lord, Retry
    Episode 10. "Madam Roars."
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    "Madam Roars"