E9 - Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin
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"Aide Summon"
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Administrator Privileges! Aide Summon!
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"Isami Tahara"
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Isami Tahara! I command you to appear before me!
[00:26] ---
Huh? Well if it isn't the Chief.
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Where the hell is this?!
[00:33] ---
"Genius" "Isami Tahara"
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Yeah, that's Tahara all right...
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"Hakuto Kunai"
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I'm glad that you've come, Tahara.
[00:40] ---
Let's get ourselves somewhere
we can sit down and talk.
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R-Right...
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Open your eyes
[00:58] ---
Dwelling in the eyes of
that majestic figure are wishes
[01:01] ---
Let's sing to the sleepless night
[01:05] ---
Dramatically pull everything in,
even light and darkness
[01:08] ---
In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
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I learned that true kindness is
actually solitude after looking at you
[01:20] ---
I wanted to get closer to your heart
and yet it's still so far away
[01:27] ---
No matter what fate gets in my way,
I'll face it head on
[01:33] ---
With the bravery I chose with you,
let's flap our wings and fly
[01:43] ---
My heart is trembling with the hope that I found
[01:46] ---
Resounding inside me
move my heart
[01:49] ---
Lurking behind my hidden true motives
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With a stronger gaze than anyone else
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Dwelling in the eyes of
that majestic figure are wishes
[02:00] ---
Let's sing to the sleepless night
[02:03] ---
Dramatically pull everything in,
even light and darkness
[02:06] ---
In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
[02:10] ---
Let's begin
[02:12] ---
Open your eyes
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"Dancing Swindler and the Giant Gold Coin"
[02:29] ---
Is this a new Infinity Game arena or something?
[02:33] ---
As always, they sure blew tons of money...
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Hmm... There's one thing I should mention.
[02:40] ---
This isn't a world where the
Great Empire is known to exist.
[02:44] ---
Huh?
[02:50] ---
What is it, then?
[02:51] ---
Some sort of fantasy world like in
the anime I watched when I was a kid?
[02:58] ---
Putting it bluntly, it's something like that.
[03:06] ---
I bet Tahara's head is churning
away at incredible speed...
[03:10] ---
...and coming up with a whole
slew of theories and ideas.
[03:16] ---
Well, I know you wouldn't pull
a prank like this in a million years.
[03:21] ---
By the way, Yu is here too.
[03:23] ---
Gah! That mad woman?! You're kidding me!
[03:27] ---
I need you to cooperate with her.
[03:30] ---
Did you drop your left arm?
Or perhaps your right arm?
[03:35] ---
B-Both.... I think?
[03:38] ---
Oh, you're such a greedy one.
[03:40] ---
But I'll do you a special service today!
[03:46] ---
Oops, I'm sorry. I think I mixed up
your right and left arms.
[03:51] ---
W-Wait a sec! This is no laughing matter!
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She's a pretty thing, but so damn scary...
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Why did I make her like that in the first place?
[04:04] ---
Hey, Chief. Mind if I clear something up?
[04:08] ---
What is it?
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Are you serious about the Great Empire
not existing in this world?
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It's true beyond any doubt.
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If this really is a world
without the Great Empire,
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nothing else could make me happier.
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One more thing to ask.
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What do you plan to do in this world?
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I can't say very much at this point.
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But, I'm thinking of going in the opposite
direction of the Great Empire.
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Yeah? Well, whatever.
[04:41] ---
If it weren't for you,
Manami and I would have died like dogs.
[04:45] ---
Manami, the little sister Tahara
gets his serious sister complex from...
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Big brother!
[04:51] ---
Manami!
[04:52] ---
Big brother!
[04:53] ---
Manami!
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Big brother!
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Manami!
[04:58] ---
So? What's the plan for the time being?
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First up is managing an impoverished village.
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Its three attractions are a field hospital,
hot spring resort, and a bath house.
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You'll need to develop the whole village,
teach and train the residents,
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secure a profitable business,
manage any trouble,
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negotiate with nobles, watch the kids, also...
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Don't be ridiculous!
I'm not some blue robotic cat, you know!
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But you're a genius. You can do it.
[05:29] ---
It's me saying it, so it's true.
[05:35] ---
What's wrong?
[05:37] ---
I-It felt like I got zapped. What the hell?
[05:41] ---
Could something be wrong with you?
Have Yu take a look.
[05:45] ---
Gimme a break. The day she checks
my health is the day I'm cut into pieces.
[05:50] ---
You have quite the impression of me, Tahara.
[05:53] ---
Gah!
[05:54] ---
"Yu Kirino"
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The mad woman! I mean, if it isn't Yu!
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Long time no see, Tahara.
[06:04] ---
Demon Lord, who's this new person with you?
[06:04] ---
"Tron" "Aku" "Luna Elegant"
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He looks kind of perverted to me.
[06:11] ---
Are you one of Demon Lord's lackeys?
[06:13] ---
Such a pretty color. You must be kind.
[06:16] ---
I wouldn't say that.
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Now then, all that's left is to make
preparations to welcome Madam.
[06:30] ---
"Nanden Mannen"
[06:36] ---
Oh, my. What sort of magical device is this?
[06:40] ---
Don't get too excited just yet.
It even has a second key to wind.
[06:48] ---
Is this another item of yours from overseas?
[06:53] ---
That's correct.
[06:55] ---
In my country, letting this play on
cold winter nights while sipping on wine...
[07:01] ---
...is a practice often enjoyed by the refined.
[07:05] ---
I must say, it's a masterpiece.
[07:08] ---
To think you can enjoy music
so easily with this...
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...without a musician,
let alone any instruments.
[07:15] ---
For balls and high society,
of course you'll still need those.
[07:19] ---
However, if alone in your room
or for small gatherings of people,
[07:25] ---
this is much less invasive
and is the smart choice.
[07:28] ---
Also, carrying it around is incredibly easy.
[07:32] ---
It's not very elegant to
march around with an orchestra.
[07:37] ---
So, what would an item like this be valued at?
[07:41] ---
I'd actually prefer if you determined
the value this time, Mr. Mannen.
[07:47] ---
Wh-Where do I even start judging
the value of this marvelous device?
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If I price it too poorly,
he may turn his back on me...
[07:57] ---
In your country, I imagine this
runs a high price, does it not?
[08:02] ---
Typically, when it comes to valuing
art and items of this nature,
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its worth varies greatly like beauty
in the eye of the beholder.
[08:13] ---
I-I knew it. Is he testing me then?
[08:17] ---
To be perfectly honest, when you
first offered me this item for auction,
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I couldn't even imagine
how much it must be worth.
[08:28] ---
Then you believe it has tremendous value?
[08:31] ---
Of course I do!
[08:33] ---
It wouldn't take much to find someone
wanting a curious item such as this!
[08:38] ---
I see...
[08:39] ---
In that case, what's the least you think
it might sell for if it were up for auction?
[08:45] ---
It's time! This is where he plans
to make his decision...
[08:50] ---
If I screw this up, I imagine Mr. Kunai
will take this device to another store.
[08:56] ---
I'll lose out on more than this.
[08:58] ---
He might take all his future
business somewhere else too.
[09:02] ---
If it were me, I'd start at
no less than 15 gold coins.
[09:06] ---
Someone who can't afford that much
has no business at an auction.
[09:13] ---
You have such a discerning eye.
I was right to put my faith in you.
[09:22] ---
Mr. Kunai! We're so glad to have you!
[09:25] ---
"Bingo"
[09:25] ---
"Bingo" Welcome him, everybody!
[09:28] ---
Welcome to our shop!
[09:32] ---
Sir, would you be able to make
20 of each of these outfits for me?
[09:38] ---
One moment, please, while I look.
[09:42] ---
The tuxedos on their own
shouldn't be that difficult to make...
[09:47] ---
But these suits and tights made for women?!
[09:51] ---
What a lascivious and stimulating design!
[09:54] ---
Who does stitched tights like this?!
My goodness!
[09:58] ---
Sure, we can make these no problem.
[10:01] ---
Great. But this time, I need it done
as quickly as possible.
[10:06] ---
As soon as you finish these,
I want them sent to Rabby Village.
[10:11] ---
I understand you want it done quickly,
but these will take some time to make.
[10:15] ---
I've prepared some money
to compensate for the rush.
[10:22] ---
This is only a payment in advance.
[10:24] ---
If you complete the work quickly,
I can add another two.
[10:28] ---
Can you do it? Tell me you can!
[10:31] ---
We can! We'll rush to deliver it
down to the very last second!
[10:37] ---
Excellent. I must ask that
you begin work at once.
[10:41] ---
Everyone, it's time for battle! Run!
[10:45] ---
Right!
[10:49] ---
Thank you very much!
[10:53] ---
Bread, milk, vegetables, meat, and eggs...
[10:57] ---
Good. Now food will get
delivered to Rabby every so often.
[11:02] ---
The expenses added up, but I've still
got three gold coins left over after all this.
[11:07] ---
We should be able to manage things
for a while with that much.
[11:11] ---
Everything's pretty much ready now.
[11:29] ---
"Zero Kirisame"
[11:29] ---
I wonder how I would best describe this feeling.
[11:33] ---
If Kunai's my family home,
Zero's my room after moving out...
[11:38] ---
Looking back, I used him so much
during the heyday of the game.
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You could even say we've been
partners for some ten years.
[11:52] ---
This feeling swelling up from deep inside...
[11:55] ---
To crush the strong and help out the weak...
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To face my opponents no matter who they are...
[12:02] ---
That fierce desire to be a hero
within every man...
[12:07] ---
It's as if he's really a...
No, like I'm a dragon after all.
[12:14] ---
My entire body is throbbing...
[12:17] ---
I'll bust everything in my way.
I'm the strongest one alive!
[12:22] ---
You've got it coming, fucking Great Empire.
[12:28] ---
I need to learn how to revert at will.
[12:34] ---
"Isami Tahara" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: 31" "Height: 182cm"
[12:39] ---
"Commando Sambo" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: ?" "Height: ?"
[12:51] ---
"Momo"
[12:55] ---
Guys!
[12:57] ---
Let's have lunch, hop!
[12:57] ---
"Kyon"
[13:02] ---
So good!
[13:04] ---
It's delicious!
[13:05] ---
Looks tasty!
[13:09] ---
Kyon, let's go freshen up, bunny!
[13:11] ---
Good idea. Let's go, hop!
[13:18] ---
It's time to cleanse you with water!
[13:19] ---
More water, please!
[13:20] ---
I'll douse you in water and make you repent!
[13:24] ---
I'm so happy we can wash the sweat
away even during our breaks, hop!
[13:29] ---
It's a dream come true to get to use
the soap and baths as we please, bunny!
[13:42] ---
"Hot Spring Resort"
[13:43] ---
All right, I've taught you
everything you need to know.
[13:47] ---
Now all that's left is to put it into practice.
[13:51] ---
Let's begin.
[13:54] ---
Whoa, whoa, hold up.
[13:56] ---
Remember I said how to sweep up
the trash before you start brushing?
[14:01] ---
Forget that and you'll just make a bigger mess.
[14:04] ---
S-Sorry, Mr. Tahara.
[14:06] ---
It's fine. Mistakes happen.
[14:09] ---
But repeating the same mistakes
is plain negligence...
[14:13] ---
...and proves you weren't paying attention.
[14:15] ---
Let's be more careful, all right?
[14:20] ---
"Women's Bath" "Men's Bath"
[14:21] ---
"Women's Bath"
[14:32] ---
Bunny suits for a hot spring resort?
[14:35] ---
At first, I wasn't so sure about it,
but it's growing on me.
[14:39] ---
It sure helps that you're really bunny people.
[14:42] ---
Ugh, th-these clothes are so embarrassing, hop.
[14:46] ---
You guys are perverts, bunny.
[14:48] ---
You'll get used to it.
Try shaking your butt for some extra service.
[14:53] ---
No way, hop!
[14:54] ---
No bunny for you, sonny!
[14:56] ---
Anyways, it's time to review
how to greet customers.
[15:00] ---
Give a nice, firm bow
and hold it for three seconds.
[15:04] ---
And don't forget to smile and speak clearly.
[15:09] ---
Thank you for coming, hop!
[15:12] ---
Thank you for coming, bunny!
[15:14] ---
Better!
[15:16] ---
Just imagine Manami in a bunny suit...
[15:19] ---
Thanks for coming, big brother!
[15:25] ---
"One week later"
[15:30] ---
"Shrimpfry Butterfly"
[15:33] ---
Allow me to welcome you, Madam.
[15:40] ---
As usual, what a wonderful man.
[15:43] ---
This is such a pleasant little village.
[15:45] ---
It's much different than the rumors say.
[15:48] ---
No, no... We've only just begun
to transform this place.
[15:52] ---
Give it a month or two and it will
look much better than this.
[15:57] ---
Come back then and you'll think
you died and went to heaven.
[16:01] ---
Everything you've shown me thus far
has truly lived up to your word.
[16:06] ---
It's this right here.
[16:08] ---
Soap?
[16:09] ---
Oh! That soap is the best thing ever!
[16:13] ---
It washes away dirt like magic
and leaves your skin sparkling!
[16:17] ---
Magic... Sparkling, huh?
[16:22] ---
That soap was a hit.
[16:24] ---
Oh? Is this the village you
were talking about, Madam?
[16:32] ---
Good grief, Gramps.
[16:33] ---
Hmm?
[16:34] ---
I told you to wait until I called for you.
[16:38] ---
Old folk like me don't like waiting.
[16:41] ---
Madam, who is this gentleman?
[16:44] ---
This decrepit old man causing nothing
but trouble is Commando Sambo.
[16:49] ---
As you can see, he has bad eyes.
[16:52] ---
I brought him along to show him a good time
since he doesn't have long left.
[16:58] ---
Your mouth is as rotten as ever, Madam.
[16:58] ---
"Retired Soldier"
"Commando Sambo"
[17:02] ---
Can't you show your elders some respect?
[17:04] ---
Shut your mouth, Gramps.
[17:06] ---
I see... Judging by the cloth
covering your eyes,
[17:10] ---
I imagine your condition is quite serious.
[17:13] ---
You must be the man Madam was speaking about.
[17:17] ---
I'm a former retainer of Marshall Arts
and Sambo is my name.
[17:22] ---
Arts? Who was that again?
[17:24] ---
Oh? The renowned Master Arts, you say?
[17:28] ---
I'm sure your exploits
must have been great and many.
[17:31] ---
Yes, but several years ago,
a magical beast took both of my eyes.
[17:38] ---
I've since had to retire
as I'm no use to anyone now.
[17:42] ---
It must've been tough for you.
[17:44] ---
A subordinate of mine is
an exceptional doctor, actually.
[17:48] ---
She might be able to completely heal your eyes.
[17:52] ---
A-Are you serious about that?
[17:55] ---
If you wish, I'll take you to her.
[17:58] ---
Please do! Even if there's only
a slim chance, I can hope...
[18:03] ---
You're being such a bothersome old man.
[18:06] ---
I'm sorry about this.
We're only making more work for you.
[18:10] ---
It's no problem in the slightest.
[18:13] ---
Go on and guide him, Tahara.
[18:15] ---
This way, Master Sambo.
[18:17] ---
Okay...
[18:19] ---
"Message"
[18:30] ---
Welcome, Madam and Master Sambo.
[18:35] ---
This feels like I've stumbled
into another world or something...
[18:42] ---
Hurry up, Gramps. Have her take a look already.
[18:45] ---
You meddling woman.
A man like me won't run away.
[18:49] ---
Get on with it, you senile old man!
[18:52] ---
Master Sambo, are you ready
to begin the examination?
[18:58] ---
I'm so sorry, Ma'am,
for showing you such a ghastly thing.
[19:03] ---
The venom of a Scarecrow did this to me.
[19:06] ---
I see.
[19:08] ---
These days, I can only see
the outline of people at best.
[19:12] ---
I'd be so grateful if you can
make it any better.
[19:16] ---
Rest assured.
[19:18] ---
In the country I'm from, we have
a medicine that treats your symptoms.
[19:23] ---
Oh, Ma'am! Are you serious?
[19:27] ---
Yes, please wait a moment.
[19:34] ---
She plans to just use medicine to cure his eyes.
[19:37] ---
After all, it might be a bit too much
to show Madam her "Hand of God."
[19:53] ---
Please look up.
[19:54] ---
Like this?
[20:01] ---
Master Sambo, slowly open your eyes, please.
[20:10] ---
I can see! I can see!
My eyes are back to normal!
[20:16] ---
Gramps, are you serious?
[20:18] ---
Oh, Madam! You've fattened up
since I last saw you!
[20:22] ---
What did you eat to get so big?
[20:25] ---
Would you shut up, you walking corpse?!
[20:31] ---
I can see out of my eyes! I can see!
[20:34] ---
Why don't you go run off
and return to Arts already?
[20:38] ---
He'll be delighted, I'm sure.
[20:40] ---
Th-That's right! Lord Arts!
Sambo is coming back to serve you!
[20:49] ---
I'm so sorry for the ruckus we've caused.
[20:52] ---
I'll pay for all the trouble in his place.
[20:56] ---
This is... a holy lambda coin...
[20:59] ---
Its value depends on the market,
[21:01] ---
but I've heard they're worth
100 giant gold coins at the least.
SIGN "Holy Lambda Coin" "Giant Gold Coin = 2,000,000 yen x 100 = 200,000,000 yen"
[21:09] ---
Are you sure about this?
[21:10] ---
It's fine. That stubborn old blockhead
is indebted to me thanks to you.
[21:16] ---
That's worth much more to me
than any number of holy lambda coins.
[21:22] ---
Then, if you insist...
[21:24] ---
I have a feeling you and I
will develop a great relationship.
[21:28] ---
Oh, what a coincidence. I thought so too.
[21:53] ---
"I wish I could go back"
[21:55] ---
Is what someone said
[21:58] ---
But I don't have a past
[22:03] ---
For eternity
[22:06] ---
That nothing would change
[22:08] ---
Is what I thought
[22:13] ---
Over and over
[22:16] ---
Rubbing my eyes to make sure
[22:19] ---
I'm overwhelmed by emotion
[22:23] ---
Like a lie
Bright! Still locked up
[22:26] ---
Hiding what I couldn't give up
[22:29] ---
That miracle lit up by my heart
[22:34] ---
Not sought out, not doubted
[22:37] ---
But still you believed
[22:40] ---
As if to teach me
[22:44] ---
RE NEW ME
Now that I'm laughing with you
[22:50] ---
I can embrace it all
[22:57] ---
Once again
[23:11] ---
Tahara. How do you feel about being
unable to meet your little sister here?
[23:17] ---
Manami...
[23:19] ---
Manami!
[23:22] ---
Uh...
[23:23] ---
It's fine! With us running
a business like we're in the Yakuza,
[23:27] ---
it's better that she's not around!
[23:30] ---
That's Tahara for you.
Talk about sister complex.
[23:33] ---
What's sister complex mean?
[23:36] ---
Next time, Demon Lord, Retry
Episode 10. "Madam Roars."
[23:36] ---
"Madam Roars"
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