# E2 - Golden Luna
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4VJ32/golden-luna)
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**[00:10] ---**
Hey, watch it! Be careful where you go!
**[00:13] ---**
I-I'm terribly sorry, Miss Luna!
**[00:16] ---**
Do you think it's funny if I bruise my butt
before subduing this Demon Lord?
**[00:21] ---**
I-Is this even a good idea
without the other Holy Maidens?
**[00:26] ---**
Excuse me? Are you saying
it's too much for me to handle?
**[00:30] ---**
Y-You're more than enough
on your own, Miss Luna.
**[00:33] ---**
Hmph! Of course I am.
**[00:36] ---**
I can't let my sisters show
me up forever, you know.
**[00:39] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "16 years old"
**[00:44] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[00:52] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[00:55] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[00:59] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:02] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:07] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[01:14] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[01:21] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[01:27] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[01:37] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[01:40] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[01:43] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[01:47] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[01:50] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:54] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:57] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:00] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:04] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:06] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:11] ---**
"Golden Luna"
**[02:22] ---**
Reporting in! The Holy Maiden, Luna Elegant,
**[02:26] ---**
is approaching on the road
with an escort of some 20 troops!
**[02:29] ---**
What? Has she come to subjugate us at last?
**[02:38] ---**
It's such an honor for a Holy Maiden
to come deal with us herself.
**[02:42] ---**
We'll have to face her head on.
**[02:42] ---**
"Chief of the Moles" "O Wengoal"
**[02:44] ---**
N-No, it doesn't seem like her target is us Moles...
**[02:50] ---**
Oh?
**[02:55] ---**
"Demon Lord" "Hakuto Kunai"
"Girl cast out as a sacrifice" "Aku"
**[02:56] ---**
It's getting dark pretty quickly now.
**[03:00] ---**
You're right. Shall we camp out here tonight?
**[03:03] ---**
Huh? You mean right here?
**[03:11] ---**
Fragment of my intelligence, come forth!
**[03:14] ---**
Survival Goods!
**[03:16] ---**
"Survival Goods"
**[03:17] ---**
Whoa!
**[03:19] ---**
There is no end to my darkness! Defense Goods!
**[03:25] ---**
"Defense Goods"
**[03:26] ---**
Whoa!
**[03:30] ---**
Alone, they don't achieve very much, but...
**[03:33] ---**
Item Combine! Construct Base!
**[03:38] ---**
"Base"
**[03:39] ---**
I-Incredible! Was that magic just now?
**[03:43] ---**
You're so incredible, Demon Lord!
**[03:48] ---**
This baby can withstand attacks
from even a rocket launcher.
**[03:53] ---**
You're as good as dead in *Infinity Game*
unless you camp out like this.
**[03:59] ---**
I-Is that right? Not that I
understand what you're saying...
**[04:05] ---**
I'm just saying it's pretty sturdy.
**[04:08] ---**
Aku, we're sleeping in this base tonight.
**[04:11] ---**
I'm a delicate guy, so there's no way
I'm camping under the stars.
**[04:16] ---**
Okay! Leave the house chores to me!
**[04:21] ---**
This is...?
**[04:23] ---**
Go on. Give your weary body a wash.
**[04:26] ---**
H-Hold on. I can't use something like this...
**[04:31] ---**
Sorry it's cramped, but this
is the best I can do for now.
**[04:36] ---**
Th-That's not what I...
**[04:37] ---**
Just you wait and see.
I'll construct a hot spring resort someday.
**[04:42] ---**
You're going to love every minute of it.
**[04:47] ---**
I wonder what a hot spring resort is anyways?
**[04:53] ---**
Seems like this world has a moon too...
**[04:56] ---**
If I gather enough skill points
to unlock administrator privileges,
**[05:01] ---**
can I return back to my world?
**[05:04] ---**
Though, that whole system
is based off of *Infinity Game*.
**[05:08] ---**
No such "return to my world"
command even exists.
**[05:12] ---**
If being summoned by that idol
is what brought me here,
**[05:16] ---**
the only way to return must be to
seek out something with similar power.
**[05:22] ---**
Let's hope I find a clue in the Holy Capital.
**[05:25] ---**
But even if I went back,
would I still have the same life?
**[05:29] ---**
Is there still a place for me at work?
**[05:32] ---**
I bet my manager's furious...
**[05:38] ---**
Demon Lord, I washed my body
with that *shabon* again.
**[05:47] ---**
Mmm, you do smell pretty good now.
**[05:50] ---**
R-Really?!
**[05:52] ---**
That's the first time someone's
told me that in my life!
**[06:00] ---**
You... want to sleep together?
**[06:04] ---**
Is that a no?
**[06:08] ---**
I know you think I'm some old guy or something,
**[06:11] ---**
but the truth is, I'm more like
an older brother. I'm no old man.
**[06:15] ---**
Demon Lord? I don't understand
what you're talking about...
**[06:26] ---**
Bring it on, Holy Maiden and friends.
**[06:29] ---**
Us bandits, the Moles,
silence even crying babies.
**[06:33] ---**
None slip under our noses.
**[06:40] ---**
Who in the world are those two?
**[06:43] ---**
What do we do, Chief?
**[06:45] ---**
Hmm, must be bait.
**[06:47] ---**
The moment we attack them,
**[06:49] ---**
the Holy Maiden and her crew
will jump out and ambush us.
**[06:53] ---**
Should we do nothing and let them go?
**[06:56] ---**
No, we'll get 'em.
A quick attack and a quick retreat.
**[07:00] ---**
Draw the Holy Maiden into unfamiliar terrain.
**[07:07] ---**
These guys are a joke.
**[07:09] ---**
I'll turn off my intercept and
auto attack abilities just in case...
**[07:15] ---**
Aku, stand back.
**[07:17] ---**
Huh?
**[07:18] ---**
I guess I should just take this attack.
**[07:21] ---**
"Assault Barrier"
**[07:22] ---**
Hmph, under level 30? How weak.
**[07:26] ---**
In *Infinity Game*, only players
at the max level of 30 were able to...
**[07:31] ---**
...inflict any sort of damage to Kunai, but...
**[07:37] ---**
How about we skip the hide-and-seek
and you show yourself?
**[07:48] ---**
You're pretty tough.
**[07:49] ---**
I'm the Chief of the Moles, O Wengoal.
**[07:53] ---**
And you are?
**[07:54] ---**
Huh? My manager?
What in the world is he doing here?
**[07:59] ---**
Sorry about not showing up to work, Mr. Senmu.
**[08:03] ---**
Shenmue, you said?
**[08:05] ---**
Shenmue... Shenmue, huh? That takes me back...
**[08:10] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[08:12] ---**
Uh, wait... Aren't you Aoki Senmu?
**[08:16] ---**
Hmph. Are you trying to confuse me or something?
**[08:20] ---**
That won't work on me.
**[08:22] ---**
No, that wasn't my intention, but...
**[08:26] ---**
What a crazy resemblance.
Man, do they look alike...
**[08:31] ---**
By that trick you conjured up just now,
I take it you're a magic user?
**[08:35] ---**
I've no obligation to answer.
**[08:38] ---**
Take us lightly and you'll get hurt.
**[08:40] ---**
Got it, old man?
**[08:42] ---**
Wh-Who you calling an old man?!
You're more an old man than me!
**[08:45] ---**
A-Are you kidding me?!
If anyone here has an old man face, it's you!
**[08:50] ---**
It's not my fault you were born that way, idiot!
**[08:50] ---**
I'll give you an old man face!
**[08:52] ---**
Old man?! Don't make me laugh!
**[08:52] ---**
Who do you think you are?!
**[08:55] ---**
You're the one who's an idiot!
**[08:55] ---**
Demon Lord, let's run!
**[08:57] ---**
Demon Lord, you say? Someone like you?
**[09:01] ---**
Go pretend you're a
Demon Lord on the other side!
**[09:11] ---**
I-I knew he had to be a magic user!
**[09:14] ---**
What was that about magic?
**[09:19] ---**
Wh-What the...?
**[09:23] ---**
To think I'd come Demon Lord hunting
and find a bunch of filthy bandits.
**[09:28] ---**
Tsk, the plan is falling apart...
Guys, pull back!
**[09:33] ---**
How stupid can you be?
**[09:34] ---**
You think you can get away from me?
**[09:38] ---**
Be torn asunder by gold! Gold Slash!
**[09:40] ---**
"Gold Blade" "Gold Slash"
**[09:49] ---**
Ow... My Assault Barrier never activated...
**[09:53] ---**
This kid is max level?
**[09:56] ---**
To be honest, I wasn't expecting
that much out of you.
**[10:00] ---**
Excuse me?! What did you just say?!
**[10:03] ---**
Anyways, do I not get an apology
for you attacking me out of nowhere?
**[10:09] ---**
Hmph! A Holy Maiden dispatching evil
is just plain common sense.
**[10:14] ---**
All right, then. Those will be your last words.
**[10:18] ---**
Hmph. It seems you don't know who I am.
**[10:21] ---**
I'm one of the three Holy Maidens.
The Golden Luna Elegant.
**[10:26] ---**
This kid shooting off magic
like a maniac is named Elegant?
**[10:30] ---**
Way to not live up to the name.
**[10:32] ---**
You guys, go capture this blockhead at once!
**[10:35] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[10:41] ---**
Unfortunately, you all have no
business standing in front of me.
**[10:54] ---**
Who in the world is this guy?
**[10:56] ---**
H-Hey! What do you think you're doing?
**[11:04] ---**
I don't hold back on those who attack me,
even if they happen to be women.
**[11:09] ---**
Huh? Wait! No, don't! What are you doing?!
**[11:14] ---**
That hurt!
**[11:18] ---**
That hurts!
**[11:20] ---**
The butt! Not the butt!
**[11:23] ---**
That was my right hand! This is my left hand!
**[11:27] ---**
And now let's go back to the right hand!
**[11:29] ---**
Stop it!
**[11:30] ---**
And this one's because I'm kinda enjoying this!
**[11:33] ---**
S-Stop!
**[11:39] ---**
"Luna Elegant" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 16" "Height: 153cm"
**[11:44] ---**
"Mild Heaven" "Race: Tobacco" "Sex: None"
"Age: None" "Height: 8cm"
**[11:50] ---**
That was a good workout.
**[11:52] ---**
I-I wonder if the Holy Maiden's butt
will be all right?
**[11:56] ---**
It's already had a split in it. She'll be fine.
**[11:59] ---**
Th-That's not the problem here...
**[12:04] ---**
Now then. Now that we've got all this money,
how about we stay in a city?
**[12:13] ---**
I'll kill that guy! You just wait and see!
**[12:17] ---**
You stupid coachman! Go a little slower!
It stings my butt!
**[12:22] ---**
"Kingdom of Holy Light"
"Market City Yahoo"
**[12:28] ---**
The naming sense of this kingdom
is truly something awful.
**[12:31] ---**
You think so?
**[12:33] ---**
Let's buy some random stuff
with all this money we've got.
**[12:37] ---**
But that's the Holy Maiden's money, isn't it?
**[12:40] ---**
I was acting in self-defense.
**[12:42] ---**
In fact, you could say I was
being extra kind and lenient.
**[12:46] ---**
If this were an *eroge*,
we'd be heading for a sex slave route.
**[12:50] ---**
What's an *eroge*?
**[12:59] ---**
How much?
**[13:00] ---**
It's three copper for two skewers.
**[13:05] ---**
Thank you.
**[13:07] ---**
Come again!
**[13:09] ---**
U-Um...
**[13:11] ---**
It's my treat today. Just eat it and enjoy.
**[13:19] ---**
I've never eaten something this tasty before!
**[13:24] ---**
"Gugule Inn"
**[13:25] ---**
This place has one terrible name after another...
**[13:28] ---**
Really? I think it's a cute name though.
**[13:32] ---**
Welcome.
**[13:34] ---**
I'd like the best room you've got.
**[13:37] ---**
If you'd like to stay in our best room,
it would cost one gold coin.
**[13:42] ---**
What?! We shouldn't, Demon Lord!
**[13:45] ---**
D-Demon...?
**[13:46] ---**
No, you see... My name is De Mon.
**[13:50] ---**
Sorry to confuse you like that.
**[13:54] ---**
Then, if you please.
**[13:55] ---**
V-Very well, Sir. I'll go prepare it at once.
**[14:01] ---**
"Message"
**[14:01] ---**
Don't call me Demon Lord in front of people!
**[14:04] ---**
Call me your older brother or something.
**[14:08] ---**
Wh-What about if I called you Papa?
**[14:11] ---**
But I'm still a spunky bachelor!
**[14:18] ---**
Please, make yourselves at home
and enjoy the room.
**[14:26] ---**
Not a bad view, is it?
**[14:29] ---**
To be honest, I'm surprised at how
luxurious this place actually is.
**[14:34] ---**
Then again, I've got to keep
acting cool around Aku.
**[14:39] ---**
A-Amazing! It's like we're
staying in a noble's estate!
**[14:43] ---**
Don't get too excited over this.
**[14:46] ---**
Someday I'll build a castle
befitting of my greatness.
**[14:50] ---**
C-Castle?
**[14:52] ---**
I don't know what you mean,
but it sure sounds great!
**[14:56] ---**
Now then, how about we go out
and have a nice dinner tonight?
**[15:00] ---**
But... before that...
**[15:03] ---**
"Boutique" "Fashion Check"
**[15:07] ---**
Dear me.
That's one shabby outfit she's wearing...
**[15:11] ---**
Perhaps she's this man's servant or something?
**[15:14] ---**
Welcome! May I ask what
you're looking for today?
**[15:19] ---**
Sorry, but could you find an outfit
that looks good on her?
**[15:23] ---**
I'm not that great at picking
out clothes for people.
**[15:26] ---**
I'd like to leave that to a pro.
**[15:28] ---**
This one looks like the biggest...
**[15:31] ---**
Using this guy.
**[15:33] ---**
What?!
**[15:35] ---**
Demon Lo--
**[15:37] ---**
G-Giant gold coin?!
Y-You want to pick something with that?
**[15:41] ---**
Is it not enough?
**[15:42] ---**
D-Don't be silly! I-I'll prepare
something for you at once!
**[15:50] ---**
This way please, Ma'am.
**[15:52] ---**
U-Um...
**[15:55] ---**
I'd like to smoke, but where are your ashtrays?
**[15:59] ---**
Use my hands! Please, feel free
to dispose of your ash on my hands!
**[16:04] ---**
Th-That's quite all right.
**[16:06] ---**
Have any normal ashtrays and a place to sit?
**[16:09] ---**
Use my back!
Please, come and sit down on my back!
**[16:13] ---**
What the hell? This store is scary...
**[16:18] ---**
S-Sorry to make you wait.
**[16:23] ---**
U-Um, do you think this looks good on me?
**[16:28] ---**
Ooh! I knew she'd shine
with a bit of polish, but...
**[16:32] ---**
To think she would change this much...
**[16:34] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[16:39] ---**
Whoa... Aku had different-colored eyes?
**[16:43] ---**
I wonder if that's a subject
better to avoid though?
**[16:47] ---**
Hmm?
**[16:48] ---**
I could bring other outfits
to try if you would like.
**[16:51] ---**
Would you be interested in that?
**[16:53] ---**
Let's see... I'll take everything
that suits her.
**[16:57] ---**
D-Did you say everything?!
**[17:00] ---**
I'll buy it all.
**[17:02] ---**
Hurry up! Bring only the
best clothes for this lady!
**[17:12] ---**
I wonder if they're father and daughter.
**[17:14] ---**
They don't seem like that to me.
**[17:17] ---**
He must own a great plot of land somewhere...
**[17:21] ---**
I heard he paid for her outfit with a
giant gold coin without batting an eye.
**[17:32] ---**
Oho! That's the wine all the
connoisseurs always order.
**[17:36] ---**
Seems like he's a man of good taste.
**[17:46] ---**
This feels so much like a dream.
**[17:50] ---**
Hmm?
**[17:51] ---**
I have to thank you...
For doing all this for someone like me...
**[17:56] ---**
Don't worry about it.
Let's eat before it gets cold.
**[18:00] ---**
I do worry about it.
**[18:03] ---**
Why are you always being so nice to me?
**[18:06] ---**
Now that you mention it,
I wonder what makes me go so far for her.
**[18:13] ---**
Please, tell me. Is there anything
I can possibly do to pay you back?
**[18:19] ---**
Anything you want! As long as it's
something I can do, I'll do it!
**[18:25] ---**
You said you'll do anything I want?
**[18:30] ---**
I found you, Demon Lord!
**[18:33] ---**
D-Demon Lord?!
**[18:34] ---**
I wonder if she's talking about that man.
**[18:37] ---**
Who said you could eat with my money?!
Are you stupid? Wanna die?!
**[18:41] ---**
What an odd thing to say.
**[18:43] ---**
Wasn't that the money you
offered to me as an apology?
**[18:46] ---**
Because if I hadn't done that,
you wouldn't have stopped hitting my butt!
**[18:51] ---**
Let's not get all wound up.
Come and sit down with us.
**[18:55] ---**
We wouldn't want to bother the other guests.
**[18:58] ---**
Give me one good reason I should listen to you!
**[19:01] ---**
Do you... want to be disciplined again?
**[19:10] ---**
I'm glad to see you can be reasonable.
**[19:14] ---**
Everyone, I apologize for
causing that commotion.
**[19:18] ---**
Allow me to make up for it by
treating each table to a bottle of wine.
**[19:23] ---**
Oh, my, how generous!
**[19:25] ---**
What an admirable fellow.
**[19:28] ---**
Bring some food for the lady too.
**[19:32] ---**
It's my treat. Have as much as you'd like.
**[19:35] ---**
You idiot! More like it's *my* treat!
**[19:39] ---**
Um, I'm so sorry, Holy Maiden.
**[19:42] ---**
Demon Lord isn't a bad person, you know.
**[19:45] ---**
Are you stupid?
**[19:47] ---**
There's no such thing as a good Demon Lord!
**[19:52] ---**
I guess you can be very kind
sometimes but also pretty mean too.
**[19:57] ---**
I always act like a gentleman.
**[20:00] ---**
It's just that I choose who to treat nicely.
**[20:03] ---**
Jeez...
**[20:05] ---**
The Holy Maiden is a very
important person, Demon Lord.
**[20:12] ---**
I can't exactly carry her on my
back or shoulders with a dress.
**[20:19] ---**
I changed my mind... You're very kind...
**[20:22] ---**
Hmm?
**[20:31] ---**
Idiot! I've got no money to
stay anywhere thanks to you!
**[20:35] ---**
Can't you just camp somewhere?
**[20:37] ---**
What happened to your troupe, Teary-eyed Luna?
**[20:41] ---**
I sent them all home!
**[20:43] ---**
And why would you do that?
**[20:45] ---**
B-Because! I didn't want to
put them in any more danger!
**[20:50] ---**
So you decided to come and play?
**[20:52] ---**
Th-That's not what I'm saying!
**[20:54] ---**
Demon Lord! Could you please be
a little nicer to the Holy Maiden?
**[21:00] ---**
All right then... Here.
**[21:04] ---**
What is it? Something else that you want?
**[21:07] ---**
S-So be it! I'll let you two
stay in this room with me!
**[21:12] ---**
Is your head on straight?
**[21:14] ---**
Y-You got the room with my money, right?
**[21:17] ---**
It's only proper that I'm allowed to sleep in it!
**[21:20] ---**
I think she's got you there, Demon Lord.
**[21:32] ---**
Sister! We've almost reached the city!
**[21:35] ---**
How dare that shitty brat
cause me all this trouble.
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I can embrace it all*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once again*
**[23:11] ---**
Shenmue... Shenmue, huh?
**[23:15] ---**
That takes me back. An open world
in a time like that was amazing.
**[23:20] ---**
With motion capture and
full-voiced NPCs in the city too...
**[23:25] ---**
Not to mention the game had a full day cycle.
**[23:28] ---**
That was so sick!
It's making me wanna play it again...
**[23:32] ---**
Demon Lord, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
**[23:35] ---**
Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry* Episode 3.
Killer Queen.
**[23:36] ---**
Killer Queen