# E5 - Merciless Invasion
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**[00:07] ---**
Demon Lord, huh?
Would you say he's a hunk or what?
**[00:11] ---**
"Girlish Boy" "Yukikaze"
**[00:11] ---**
You wouldn't believe how snazzy he was.
**[00:14] ---**
I wish he'd just fill the holes
in my heart and my butt!
**[00:18] ---**
"Noma Noma Bar Owner" "Iei"
**[00:20] ---**
You never change, Yukikaze!
**[00:23] ---**
Grab a guy by the balls and he can be yours!
**[00:26] ---**
Yukikaze! Don't forget he's the Demon Lord!
**[00:26] ---**
"Greatsword User" "Mikan"
**[00:29] ---**
Don't you know what that means?
**[00:31] ---**
And aren't you a guy in the first place?
**[00:35] ---**
You know nothing, Mikan.
Girlish boys can get pregnant too.
**[00:39] ---**
Do you got alcohol in that
milk of yours or something?
**[00:44] ---**
The point being, there were like
300 Sandwolves there, you know!
**[00:48] ---**
And he scorched the whole pack
in less than a second!
**[00:53] ---**
A person like him invites disaster.
**[01:00] ---**
Mikan, did you already forget
that old man saved your life?
**[01:07] ---**
Well, that's true, but...
**[01:10] ---**
I'll pay him back with my body!
**[01:12] ---**
Do as you please, but I want no part of it!
**[01:15] ---**
Good grief, my head hurts.
Iei, bring me more ale!
**[01:19] ---**
Sure thing!
**[01:20] ---**
And I want more of that white and creamy stuff!
**[01:28] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[01:36] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[01:39] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[01:42] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[01:46] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[01:51] ---**
* I learned that true kindness is*
* actually solitude after looking at you*
**[01:58] ---**
* I wanted to get closer to your heart*
* and yet it's still so far away*
**[02:05] ---**
* No matter what fate gets in my way,*
* I'll face it head on*
**[02:11] ---**
* With the bravery I chose with you,*
* let's flap our wings and fly*
**[02:21] ---**
*My heart is trembling with the hope that I found*
**[02:24] ---**
* Resounding inside me*
* move my heart*
**[02:27] ---**
*Lurking behind my hidden true motives*
**[02:31] ---**
*With a stronger gaze than anyone else*
**[02:34] ---**
* Dwelling in the eyes of*
* that majestic figure are wishes*
**[02:38] ---**
*Let's sing to the sleepless night*
**[02:41] ---**
* Dramatically pull everything in,*
* even light and darkness*
**[02:44] ---**
*In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid*
**[02:48] ---**
*Let's begin*
**[02:50] ---**
*Open your eyes*
**[02:56] ---**
Walking... You had Hades
and accomplished so little?
**[03:00] ---**
You're good at giving orders,
but still a coward when it comes down to it.
**[03:05] ---**
That Dragonkin possessed powers out of the ordinary.
**[03:05] ---**
"Satanist" "Walking"
**[03:09] ---**
That's all.
**[03:10] ---**
The appearance of this Demon Lord
concerns me more than the Dragonkin.
**[03:14] ---**
"Satanist Founder" "Utopia"
**[03:17] ---**
Lord Utopia...
**[03:19] ---**
Although we revived the Demon King,
**[03:22] ---**
I've heard rumors he was
killed by this Demon Lord.
**[03:28] ---**
In any case, it seems Hades needs
even more sacrifices and power.
**[03:35] ---**
We'll destroy the Holy Capital...
**[03:37] ---**
...by letting Hades consume
both the good and the bad.
**[03:54] ---**
That fool, Greole...
**[04:00] ---**
How could he stumble on such a small pebble?
**[04:03] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[04:06] ---**
"Merciless Invasion"
**[04:21] ---**
Oh? What's that village?
**[04:24] ---**
It seems like a pretty dead place to me...
**[04:31] ---**
That's my village.
**[04:33] ---**
Huh?
**[04:34] ---**
I'm saying that's my territory!
**[04:34] ---**
"Luna Elegant"
**[04:41] ---**
"Yu Kirino"
**[04:50] ---**
It looks rather run down, but...
You're fine with that?
**[04:54] ---**
I have no interest in running a territory.
**[04:57] ---**
Besides, someone they sent
from the church is overseeing it,
**[05:01] ---**
so it's none of my business anyways.
**[05:03] ---**
I see... Luna's just treated as
someone who can rally support.
**[05:08] ---**
She might be good at magic,
but she'd be awful running a territory.
**[05:13] ---**
Someone like her would raise taxes
like crazy and cause a revolt for sure.
**[05:19] ---**
I imagine she'd get herself spanked
in the stockades in no time at all.
**[05:25] ---**
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
**[05:29] ---**
They probably shoved this land
on Luna to keep her away from
**[05:32] ---**
productive land and their
own interests elsewhere.
**[05:37] ---**
Message.
**[05:38] ---**
"Message"
**[05:40] ---**
Yu, I think the church is manipulating
Luna like a puppet. What do you think?
**[05:47] ---**
I agree.
**[05:49] ---**
The nobility and church brass are
probably taking advantage of her
**[05:53] ---**
by dumping the most problematic land on her.
**[05:57] ---**
Mmm... In which case, they can't
complain if we take this rejected land.
**[06:02] ---**
You plan to use this village?
**[06:04] ---**
Since it's Holy Maiden territory,
no one should interfere. It's convenient.
**[06:18] ---**
Luna, I want to borrow a corner of the village.
**[06:22] ---**
Huh?
**[06:23] ---**
Demon Lord? What are you planning to do here?
**[06:26] ---**
Not much. Just thinking about
running a doctor's office here.
**[06:31] ---**
Oh, with Miss Yu!
**[06:33] ---**
If Miss Yu works as a doctor,
people from the whole kingdom will come!
**[06:38] ---**
Mmm.
**[06:42] ---**
Chief, how about around this area?
**[06:46] ---**
It's a little cramped.
**[06:48] ---**
I was thinking about building
a hot spring resort next to it.
**[06:53] ---**
A hot spring? That sure sounds lovely.
**[06:57] ---**
It's hard to find someone who hates hot springs.
**[07:01] ---**
I could rake in double the income
with a hospital and hot springs together.
**[07:02] ---**
"Hospital"
**[07:07] ---**
I could even sell soap as a package
deal and have a nice little business!
**[07:15] ---**
W-Well, if it isn't Miss Luna.
It's so nice of you to come.
**[07:20] ---**
Ah! It's the man on the wanted posters!
**[07:24] ---**
Yup! He's the Demon Lord!
And I'm making him cooperate with me!
**[07:31] ---**
I take it you're the one
appointed by the church?
**[07:35] ---**
From now on, Luna and I
will be taking care of this village.
**[07:40] ---**
Go back to the church
or whatever and pass on the news.
**[07:44] ---**
B-But... shouldn't we discuss this
with my superiors first?
**[07:50] ---**
Superiors? I don't understand your logic.
**[07:54] ---**
Luna is the lord of this territory
and wishes to run things her own way.
**[08:00] ---**
Are you suggesting the church
and your questionable superiors...
**[08:04] ---**
...are actually the true lords
of this territory and village?
**[08:08] ---**
N-No, not at all!
**[08:11] ---**
The village belongs to Miss Luna, of course!
**[08:15] ---**
I believe you've answered
your own question then.
**[08:18] ---**
Now run along and do as I said.
**[08:21] ---**
Hiyah!
**[08:24] ---**
You can be a surprisingly smooth
talker when it comes down to it.
**[08:33] ---**
Don't you worry.
**[08:35] ---**
If you just leave things to me,
I'll help the village get back on its feet.
**[08:39] ---**
Um, will my allowance go up then?
**[08:44] ---**
Of course. I promise.
**[08:52] ---**
Kyon, how are the carrots over there?
**[08:52] ---**
"Momo"
**[08:55] ---**
Not good. They're too thin to sell for much.
**[08:55] ---**
"Kyon"
**[08:58] ---**
What about you, Momo?
**[09:03] ---**
It's bad here too.
**[09:05] ---**
We'll have to go buy more Water Crystals.
**[09:08] ---**
But everything's so pricey lately.
Earth Crystals too.
**[09:13] ---**
The soil's so poor that without Crystals,
we'll never be able to grow carrots.
**[09:18] ---**
No one can grow them but us,
so we can sell at a good price, but...
**[09:23] ---**
To think it's going to take so many Crystals...
**[09:27] ---**
We've got some rabbit-eared people here...
**[09:30] ---**
They're actually a race called Bunnies.
**[09:32] ---**
They say that long ago,
the Cherub loved and adored them.
**[09:37] ---**
There's not many of them,
but they've all gathered here to live.
**[09:41] ---**
Adored, huh?
**[09:43] ---**
It's almost like they're being quarantined here.
**[09:47] ---**
Because the Kingdom of Holy Light
kinda hates all races except humans...
**[09:53] ---**
Mmm.
**[09:54] ---**
Eep! Wh-What did you do that for?!
**[09:57] ---**
Hmph. For no reason, really.
**[10:00] ---**
Just thought it might cheer you up.
**[10:02] ---**
You pervert! You just wanted
to touch my cute butt, didn't you?!
**[10:07] ---**
I'm right, aren't I?! Admit I'm right!
**[10:09] ---**
Wait till bed for your fantasies.
**[10:12] ---**
I'd actually like to hear what
the Bunnies have to say.
**[10:15] ---**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[10:18] ---**
Now you're sick of my butt and you're
going after the Bunnies' butts next?!
**[10:22] ---**
You big demon pervert lord!
**[10:26] ---**
"Zero Kirisame" "Race: Human" "Sex: Male"
"Age: ?" "Height: 180cm"
**[10:31] ---**
"Yu Kirino" "Race: Human" "Sex: Female"
"Age: 22" "Height: 175cm"
**[10:38] ---**
I see... The water shortage
is causing you trouble.
**[10:42] ---**
Is there anything you can
do about it, Demon Lord?
**[10:45] ---**
You knew your vassals were in need,
and yet you didn't help them?
**[10:50] ---**
Some kind of Holy Maiden you are.
**[10:52] ---**
I-It's not my fault.
**[10:54] ---**
I was taught to keep my hand
out of such worldly issues.
**[10:59] ---**
So, you said your name was Kyon?
Is there a water well in this village?
**[11:04] ---**
Th-There is, hop!
**[11:07] ---**
Hop?
**[11:08] ---**
Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop--
**[11:11] ---**
I have to ask, but what's with
that special sentence ending?
**[11:15] ---**
H-Humans get pretty disappointed
unless we finish with that, hop!
**[11:21] ---**
Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop! Bunny--
**[11:21] ---**
Could you please talk to me like normal?
**[11:24] ---**
Did you say your name was Momo?
You can speak normally too.
**[11:29] ---**
Got it, bunny.
**[11:31] ---**
Hop hop, bunny bunny! Hop hop, bunny bunny!
**[11:31] ---**
You don't get it at all!
**[11:33] ---**
What the hell's wrong with these people?!
**[11:36] ---**
The water well is this way... hop!
**[11:39] ---**
Argh, just hurry up and guide us there already.
**[11:49] ---**
What kind of shape is the well in, Yu?
**[11:52] ---**
Chief... The underground water vein
is completely exhausted,
**[11:57] ---**
and it's likely that digging deeper
will be a wasted effort.
**[12:01] ---**
Hmm, I see.
**[12:04] ---**
But we don't have the budget
to buy more Water Crystals, bunny.
**[12:08] ---**
We're in trouble, hop.
**[12:10] ---**
I just know he's going
to do something crazy again...
**[12:13] ---**
Demon Lord...
**[12:18] ---**
A Pulley Wheel is a low-level item,
so it's only 5 Skill Points.
**[12:18] ---**
"Pulley Wheel"
**[12:23] ---**
In *Infinity Game*, plastic bottles
of water are the primary recovery item.
**[12:29] ---**
In areas with water wells,
you could use a Pulley Wheel to get water.
**[12:35] ---**
I've got 265 skill points left over...
**[12:35] ---**
"Pulley Wheel"
**[12:37] ---**
"Hakuto Kunai"
**[12:38] ---**
Even if I make a field hospital and hot springs,
I'll still have some left over.
**[12:45] ---**
Shall we get started, then?
**[12:48] ---**
Low-Level Item Creation.
**[12:52] ---**
Pulley Wheel.
**[13:02] ---**
I-I'm scared, hop!
**[13:04] ---**
Wh-What was that, bunny?
**[13:06] ---**
H-Hey! Where do you get that stuff from?
**[13:11] ---**
I suppose you could say from
a fragment of my intelligence.
**[13:16] ---**
And? What's that supposed to be?
**[13:18] ---**
We should probably get this thing attached, then.
**[13:21] ---**
I'll help, Chief.
**[13:25] ---**
If the well's exhausted, I think it's
pointless to add a Pulley Wheel, hop.
**[13:31] ---**
It's okay. You can trust that
Demon Lord knows what he's doing.
**[13:36] ---**
Using this Pulley Wheel of mine
will produce water every time.
**[13:40] ---**
The state of the well doesn't matter.
**[13:43] ---**
I don't understand what you're saying, bunny.
**[13:46] ---**
It's your speech patterns
that I don't understand.
**[13:51] ---**
What the heck is he doing?
**[13:53] ---**
Aku, could you bring up some well water?
**[13:56] ---**
Sure, I'll give it a shot!
**[13:59] ---**
By twisting this wheel,
even Aku can draw water with ease.
**[14:04] ---**
I just have to turn it this way, right?
**[14:08] ---**
You can't draw water from a dry well!
**[14:13] ---**
It's water!
**[14:16] ---**
Huh?!
**[14:19] ---**
H-Hey! What's the meaning of this, Demon Lord?!
**[14:22] ---**
Just like Demon Lord said,
it's a cinch for me to fetch water!
**[14:27] ---**
Momo, look! There's tons of water!
**[14:30] ---**
You're kidding! How is that possible?!
**[14:33] ---**
You guys can talk normal after all!
**[14:39] ---**
As I thought, it's regular water.
**[14:41] ---**
I'd have to rethink my plan if it
was water that recovered HP, but...
**[14:47] ---**
Then again, if Water Crystals
are valuable enough to be sold,
**[14:51] ---**
it wouldn't be a good idea
to let this go public.
**[14:54] ---**
Hey, explain already.
**[14:56] ---**
How come adding the Pulley Wheel
made it so water comes out?
**[15:00] ---**
This is a magic Pulley Wheel from my homeland.
**[15:03] ---**
As you can see, it can draw water
from even dried-up wells.
**[15:07] ---**
I believe you all understand
how valuable an item this is?
**[15:15] ---**
It's not out of the question
for a war to start over this thing.
**[15:21] ---**
But really, it's just a low-level item, though...
**[15:25] ---**
We'll keep it a secret
in this village forever, hop!
**[15:29] ---**
Thank you so much!
Now we can grow healthy carrots, bunny!
**[15:33] ---**
They've got to be saying it on purpose!
**[15:36] ---**
Oh, well. The next thing
you need for farming is...
**[15:40] ---**
Mid-Level Item Creation.
**[15:45] ---**
"Fertilizer"
**[15:45] ---**
Fertilizer.
**[15:47] ---**
You can use this fertilizer.
I'm counting on you to put it to good use.
**[15:53] ---**
Momo! This fertilizer is amazing!
**[15:56] ---**
Incredible! It's overflowing with blessed power!
**[15:59] ---**
Well, this should lighten up
the mood in the village a bit.
**[16:02] ---**
Woohoo!
**[16:03] ---**
We can build up the village, but no one
will visit if the mood here is bleak.
**[16:05] ---**
Hurray!
**[16:06] ---**
This is great!
**[16:09] ---**
Just like that tea bowl, it's wild to think
trash items can be so valuable here.
**[16:15] ---**
It's unbelievable...
**[16:21] ---**
Y-You know, I guess you
have some good in you too.
**[16:27] ---**
Don't be stupid. I don't do things
out of the goodness of my heart.
**[16:31] ---**
Everything I do is for a reason.
**[16:34] ---**
And what's your reason now?
**[16:36] ---**
Y-You want to do nasty things to the Bunnies?!
**[16:40] ---**
Are you dumb? Somebody has to
operate the hospital and hot springs.
**[16:46] ---**
I'm planning to have the
Bunnies work there for me.
**[16:49] ---**
Like this...
**[16:52] ---**
Hmm? If it helps my village develop
**[16:55] ---**
and raises my allowance,
I've got no complaints.
**[16:58] ---**
Hmph... This is just the start of it.
**[17:01] ---**
The rest we'll leave for after the capital.
**[17:05] ---**
You better treat me to
lots of stuff when we're there!
**[17:08] ---**
We'll do lots of clothes shopping!
**[17:10] ---**
Why do I have get dragged
into clothes shopping with you?
**[17:21] ---**
"Head Noble" "Dona Dona"
**[17:21] ---**
My goodness. Miss Luna is taking
over the church-run territory
**[17:26] ---**
and wants to run it on her own now?
**[17:29] ---**
"Head Soldier" "Marshall Arts"
**[17:30] ---**
We should be pleased.
**[17:33] ---**
But I'm worried about her.
**[17:35] ---**
I fear she's being deceived by
the one calling himself Demon Lord.
**[17:35] ---**
"Eldest Holy Maiden"
"Angel White"
**[17:41] ---**
Do not worry. If that man bothers you so much,
**[17:45] ---**
I can always discipline him myself.
**[17:50] ---**
This is someone whom Miss Luna trusts.
**[17:52] ---**
We should not be interfering with them.
**[17:56] ---**
Hmph! Isn't his face already plastered
on wanted posters around the city?
**[18:01] ---**
Dona, that's because the man
has caused actual damage.
**[18:06] ---**
You wish to punish someone
Miss Luna trusts because of a rumor.
**[18:10] ---**
Blitzo reported one of his remote
villages was burnt to a crisp!
**[18:15] ---**
Didn't he completely demolish
Miss Luna's escort in the first place?!
**[18:21] ---**
According to the reports I've received,
**[18:24] ---**
only a single house in the village was burned.
**[18:27] ---**
I think perhaps Blitzo
has exaggerated the incident.
**[18:32] ---**
Arts! Are you saying you
don't trust the word of a noble?
**[18:37] ---**
I judge not by status, but by if
they're a person to be trusted or not.
**[18:42] ---**
And as far as I'm concerned,
**[18:44] ---**
I believe the reports of my trusty
subordinates over what Blitzo says.
**[18:50] ---**
It's rare for her to act upon
something by her own will.
**[18:54] ---**
For the time being,
I believe we should wait and see.
**[18:57] ---**
If that's how the Holy Maiden
wishes to proceed...
**[19:02] ---**
As you wish.
**[19:09] ---**
What an insufferable fellow.
**[19:13] ---**
I hate him!
**[19:24] ---**
I heard you had a rough time
the other day. I'm glad you're okay.
**[19:28] ---**
"Deranged Holy Maiden"
"Killer Queen"
**[19:30] ---**
You ran into Luna in the city of Yahoo, right?
**[19:33] ---**
Was she doing all right?
**[19:35] ---**
I heard she was traveling together
with this man calling himself Demon Lord,
**[19:40] ---**
so I'm worried sick about her.
**[19:43] ---**
They said there was a Dragonkin
in the report as well...
**[19:48] ---**
I'm in love...
**[19:50] ---**
Huh?
**[19:51] ---**
I think I'm in love... with that man.
**[20:07] ---**
I can still remember how cool he was.
**[20:11] ---**
W-Wait, hold up... What are you saying?
**[20:14] ---**
Are you talking about that rumored Dragonkin?
**[20:18] ---**
His incredible speed and fighting spirit...
**[20:21] ---**
His shock wave that embodied
the form of a dragon!
**[20:24] ---**
Um, Queen? Don't you find it hard
to believe there was a Dragonkin there?
**[20:29] ---**
Let alone one who embodies a dragon with--
**[20:33] ---**
You only say that nonsense
because you didn't see him!
**[20:37] ---**
His fists! His figure!
**[20:41] ---**
His magnificent looks! His cool lines!
**[20:45] ---**
C-Calm down.
**[20:48] ---**
You gutless worms are a thousand
years too early to face the dragon.
**[20:53] ---**
Huh?
**[20:59] ---**
He's way too cool!
**[21:01] ---**
Huh?
**[21:03] ---**
I'm rude and pick fights and have a bad mouth,
**[21:06] ---**
but he was worried for me as a woman!
Zero Kirisame!
**[21:11] ---**
I've gotta hurry and find Mr. Zero!
**[21:14] ---**
Ah, I wanna bury my face in his clothes!
**[21:18] ---**
I bet he smells so good!
**[21:20] ---**
Huh?
**[21:22] ---**
I need you, Mr. Zero!
**[21:22] ---**
Wh-What's going on with these people?
**[21:25] ---**
Queen and Luna are acting so weird!
**[21:53] ---**
*"I wish I could go back"*
**[21:55] ---**
*Is what someone said*
**[21:58] ---**
*But I don't have a past*
**[22:03] ---**
*For eternity*
**[22:06] ---**
*That nothing would change*
**[22:08] ---**
*Is what I thought*
**[22:13] ---**
*Over and over*
**[22:16] ---**
*Rubbing my eyes to make sure*
**[22:19] ---**
*I'm overwhelmed by emotion*
**[22:23] ---**
* Like a lie*
* Bright! Still locked up*
**[22:26] ---**
*Hiding what I couldn't give up*
**[22:29] ---**
*That miracle lit up by my heart*
**[22:34] ---**
*Not sought out, not doubted*
**[22:37] ---**
*But still you believed*
**[22:40] ---**
*As if to teach me*
**[22:44] ---**
* RE NEW ME*
* Now that I'm laughing with you*
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*I can embrace it all*
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*Once again*
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Demon Lord, that Pulley Wheel is amazing, hop!
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Nothing's impossible for the Great... Hmm?
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Good grief. How can water
come out of a dry well, bunny?!
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Hey!
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Chief, I've been wondering...
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Do those Bunnies have human
ears as well as rabbit ears?
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Hop... hop... hop... hop!
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Not you too!
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P-Phew, just a dream...
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Next time: *Demon Lord, Retry*
Episode 6. Turmoil in the Capital.
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"Turmoil in the Capital"