3 - Playing Soccer with You is Super Fun, You Idiot

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SIGN    Playing Soccer with You is Super Fun, You Idiot
[01:31] Coach
    You did good on your first day.
[01:33] Coach
    Kazama! Don't start eating
    before everyone else!
[01:35] All
    Let's eat!
[01:38] Shiro
    Katsu curry! So good!
[01:39] nit
    Why are we having
    miso soup with this curry?
[01:42] kur
    Kazama, do natto and
    curry really go together?
[01:45] Kaz
    It's an addiction.
[01:46] Tsu
    Eating with this many people is kinda fun.
[01:50] Tsu
    I wish my mom could try some of this.
[01:55] Guy
    Oh? Is that Kazama?
[01:57] Tak
    Looks like it.
[01:58] Guy
    His blond locks sure are long.
[02:01] Tsu
    They're talking about Kazama-kun...
[02:03] Guy
    Still screwing around, I see.
[02:05] Guy
    Didn't he learn anything in middle school?
[02:08] nit
    He still thinks he can get away
    with murder just 'cause he's good.
[02:14] Kaz
    Leave it.
[02:15] Guy
    What's this?
[02:16] Guy
    Getting up, are you?
[02:17] Guy
    Got something to say?
[02:19] Tsu
    N-No...
[02:21] Guy
    Looks like I got under someone's skin.
[02:24] nit
    I'm shaking!
[02:26] Guy
    I guess, if you're in Seiseki, even a runt
    like that can be up his own ass.
[02:31] Guy
    I mean, look at this shrimp!
[02:35] Kaz
    I think you need to cool off.
[02:37] guy
    Argh, that's hot!
[02:38] ---
    Huh? What's that?
[02:39] kaz
    Oh, whoops. Guess that was hot water.
[02:42] ---
    You little—
[02:44] Guy
    You asshole! Stop dodging!
[02:46] kaz
    No chance.
[02:47] Guy
    Goddamn it!
[02:48] Couch
    Kazama, what do you think you're doing?
[02:50] Rai
    He sees red when someone
    trash talks Tsukamoto.
[02:54] nit
    Looks that way.
[02:55] Tsu
    Stop it, Kazama-kun!
[03:05] Tsu
    Excuse me...
[03:07] Rai
    Hey, Tsukamoto.
[03:08] Rai
    You're late.
[03:11] Tsu
    What are you guys doing?
[03:13] Rai
    Where's Kazama?
[03:15] Tsu
    Coach apprehended him.
[03:17] Tsu
    He hasn't been released yet.
[03:20] Rai
    Tsukamoto, don't tell me...
    you don't have pubes yet!
[03:24] Tsu
    I do! Well, a few, at least!
[03:26] Tsu
    I'm sure I do. I must have...
[03:34] Tsu
    So, Kurusu-kun...
[03:36] Kur
    Yeah?
[03:38] Tsu
    I was wondering what Kazama-kun
    was like back in middle school.
[03:42] Tsu
    I haven't really heard
    anyone talk about it.
[03:44] Kur
    Kazama-kun back in middle school, huh?
[03:46] Kur
    I heard his soccer team was strong.
[03:48] Kur
    Well, I guess if he was there,
    it must've been half-decent, at least.
[03:52] Tsu
    I see.
[03:53] Kur
    Oh, I just remembered.
[03:54] Kur
    I heard they didn't put him in the team
    for his very last tournament there.
[04:00] Tsu
    Huh?
[04:00] Tsu
    Did something happen?
[04:02] Kur
    No clue.
[04:08] Kur
    Hey, Tsukamoto.
[04:11] Kur
    Do you know how you tell
    that someone's good at soccer?
[04:16] Tsu
    Uh... they score goals?
[04:19] Kur
    You idiot! That's too obvious!
[04:22] Tsu
    Y-Yeah...
[04:23] Tsu
    Guess you're right.
[04:24] Kur
    It's that moment when
    the ball is at their feet.
[04:27] Kur
    Their stance, their aura...
[04:29] Kur
    where the ball is, their facial
    expression, their breathing...
[04:32] Kur
    Those are telltale signs that show
    how many hours they've plowed into soccer.
[04:37] Kur
    With him, everything's on another level!
[04:40] Tsu
    So he really is incredible.
[04:43] Tsu
    I guess he must practice a ton—
[04:44] Kur
    You idiot!
[04:46] Kur
    Do you think he's done even half the
    amount of practice that we have at school?!
[04:49] Kur
    He doesn't come to morning practice,
    and he doesn't train by himself!
[04:52] Kur
    He's cut from a different cloth!
[04:58] Kur
    Well, I'm a wonderkid, too,
    so I'll surpass him eventually...
[05:04] ---
    Huh?
[05:08] Kaz
    So... I got an earful.
[05:12] Tsu
    Y-Yeah, but I'm glad
     neither of you were hurt.
[05:17] Kaz
    Hey, Tsukushi...
[05:18] Tsu
    What is it?
[05:20] Kaz
    Why do you think boobs come in pairs?
[05:23] Kaz
    I guess it's one for each hand.
[05:27] Kaz
    That makes the most sense.
[05:29] Tsu
    Y-You think so?
[05:36] Kaz
    Seiseki's a good school.
[05:40] Kaz
    Coming to this camp has really
    driven that point home.
[05:43] Kaz
    The people here don't
    lean on one star player,
[05:46] Kaz
    nor do they force one person
    to carry their stuff.
[05:54] Tsu
    Y-You know, Kazama-kun...
[05:56] Kaz
    Lady, if you lean on me like that,
    your boob's gonna fondle my arm.
[06:02] Tsu
    When did you start sleep talking?!
[06:09] Tsu
    Good night, Kazama-kun.
[06:18] Tsu
    I need the bathroom.
[06:21] Tsu
    Huh?
[06:23] Tsu
    Kazama-kun's gone.
[06:26] Tsu
    He's not in the bathroom, either.
[06:46] Tsu
    Kazama-kun...
[06:49] (Flashback) Kur
    Do you think he's done even half the
    amount of practice that we have at school?!
[06:52] (Flashback) Kur
    He doesn't come to morning practice,
    and he doesn't train by himself!
[06:58] tsu
    No...
[07:08] tsu
    You're wrong, after all, Kurusu-kun.
[07:13] tsu
    There isn't a single person on this team
    who isn't putting in the effort.
[07:17] tsu
    I knew it. He's pushing
    himself to the limit, too.
[07:30] Kaz
    That was no good.
[07:31] Kaz
    The goalie would have had time to react.
[07:34] Tsu
    Kazama-kun...
[07:35] Kaz
    Y-You?
[07:37] Kaz
    What are you doing out here at this hour?
[07:38] Tsu
    I was going to ask you the same.
[07:41] Tsu
    Do you always practice by yourself?
[07:47] Kaz
    Hell no.
[07:50] Kaz
    This was spur of the moment.
[07:52] Kaz
    Yesterday, we did nothing but run.
[07:54] Kaz
    I woke up because I got the
    urge to kick a ball around.
[07:57] Tsu
    You are a hard worker, after all.
[08:01] Kaz
    A hard worker? Me?
[08:03] Tsu
    You're out here, right now, practicing.
[08:04] Kaz
    What are you talking about?
[08:06] Kaz
    I'm just messing around with a ball.
[08:08] Kaz
    To this day, I've never put any
    actual effort into playing soccer.
[08:13] Kaz
    Just like you.
[08:14] Kaz
    Right, Tsukushi?
[08:15] Tsu
    He's so cool!
[08:20] Tsu
    I want to mess around with a ball, too.
[08:21] Kaz
    All right! You're in?
[08:23] Kaz
    Pass me the ball, Tsukushi!
[08:25] Tsu
    I'll try my best!
[08:36] Kaz
    You really don't get it, do you, Tsukushi?
[08:41] Kaz
    When did playing soccer
    become such a chore?
[08:46] Kaz
    Was it when I got picked
    for the national invitational?
[08:49] Kaz
    Was it when I defied the coach
    and got frozen out for it?
[08:57] Kaz
    But it's changed a little since I met you.
[09:00] Kaz
    When it's at your feet,
    the ball always seems happy.
[09:05] Kaz
    Your presence gave me hope again.
[09:08] Tsu
    Here I go!
[09:13] Tsu
    Sorry!
[09:15] Kaz
    Soccer is fun!
[09:17] Kaz
    Right, Tsukushi?
[09:19] Tsu
    W-Wow!
[09:26] Kur
    I don't believe it!
[09:28] Kur
    Kazama, that idiot!
[09:29] Kur
    Where the hell is he?
[09:30] Shiro
    You'd better get out here, Tsukamoto!
[09:32] Shiro
    We're all going to get sprint
    drills because of you two!
[09:40] txt
    Height: 173 cm
    Weight: 63 kg
    Birthday: April 16th
    Blood type: AB
    Birth place: Tokyo
    Specialty: Prime factorization
    Likes: Monorail trains
    Dislikes: Matryoshka dolls
    Favorite saying: Money comes and goes
    Girlfriend: Waste of time
[09:45] txt
    Height: 191 cm
    Weight: 83 kg
    Birthday: October 10th
    Blood type: O
    Birth place: Tokyo
    Specialty: Guessing the species of tropical fish
    Likes: Tomatoes
    Dislikes: Cherry tomatoes
    Favorite saying: Hit the jackpot
    Girlfriend: I want one
[09:51] Coach
    As you probably all know, we're having a
    scrimmage with another school today.
[09:56] Coach
    The line-up against Ohmiya Tech
    will have the first-years at its core.
[10:01] Coach
    Don't try to be elegant.
    Just fixate on winning.
[10:04] Kur
    All right! A match!
[10:05] Kur
    I'm getting pumped up!
[10:07] Guy
    Let's show them what Seiseki is made of!
[10:09] Kur
    Let's get into it and—
[10:12] Tsu
    A-A match...
[10:13] Kur
    Tsukamoto, are you okay?!
[10:15] Guy
    This is no time to turn to stone!
[10:17] Guy2
    This is your first time, isn't it?
[10:18] Tsu
    I'm fine!
[10:20] Tsu
    I'll put every ounce of my being—
[10:22] Tsu
    B-Bathroom break!
[10:23] Kur
    Jeez.
[10:25] Guy
    What timing!
[10:28] Ou1
    What's this? They threw in the first-years?
[10:30] Ou1
    Kazama's not here, either.
[10:32] Ou1
    They think this is a joke.
[10:33] Ou1
    Seiseki's got some nerve.
[10:36] Ou2
    Hey, isn't that Kazama's friend
    from last night?
[10:42] Tsu
    Oh, we're shaking hands?
[10:44] Tsu
    I-I'm pleased to be playing against you.
[10:51] Ou3
    You can't seriously believe that I'll shake
     hands with a guttersnipe like you.
[10:54] Ou3
    Get your dirty hand out of my face.
[10:56] tsu
    Oh, you're right!
[10:59] Rai
    I've never seen anyone's
    handshake refused before!
[11:02] shi
    He called it dirty!
[11:04] nit
    My sides!
[11:05] Tsu
    Well, I did forget to wash them
    when I went to the bathroom earlier.
[11:08] Guys
    Don't just forget!
[11:11] Tsu
    Uh, what now?
[11:13] Kur
    I'm going to kick it gently.
[11:15] Kur
    Just pass it backward.
[11:18] Tsu
    What the hell are you doing, you idiot?!
[11:20] Tsu
    Defense! Defense!
[11:26] nit
    That was close!
[11:26] tsu
    Phew!
[11:27] Shiro
    How could you miss that?
[11:28] Kur
    Don't you "phew" at me!
[11:29] Ou3
    Hey, looks like we found
    the weakest link over here!
[11:33] Ou3
    He can't even kick the ball properly.
[11:35] Ou3
    Just keep sending the ball my way!
[11:38] Kur
    My stomach hurts.
[11:39] Shiro
    He's getting dissed so hard.
[11:43] Kur
    Don't just stand there, Tsukamoto!
[11:47] Tsu
    He's right.
[11:48] Tsu
    How can I allow myself to freeze up?
[11:50] Tsu
    I'm the weakest link.
[11:52] Tsu
    I suck.
[11:53] Tsu
    I'm the worst player on the field.
[11:57] Tsu
    There's only one thing I can do.
[12:00] Tsu
    All I can do is run.
[12:02] Tsu
    So I have to run!
[12:17] Kur
    Dumbass!
[12:18] Kur
    Your passes are too weak!
[12:20] Tsu
    I'm sorry, guys!
[12:22] All
    Do it again and you're dead!
[12:26] Tsu
    I-I'll do my best!
[12:28] Haku
    I knew this year's crop of first-years
    could run a lot, but this is impressive.
[12:32] Ritsu
    Yeah, they've been in top gear
    since the game started.
[12:35] Ritsu
    That's over forty minutes now.
[12:38] Oos
    Those idiots. They're so inefficient.
[12:41] Oos
    It's not like tearing around
    will solve anything.
[12:43] Kimi
    Look who's talking. You run out of gas
    way before the final whistle.
[12:50] Guy
    Ooshiba! Kimishita!
[12:53] Guy
    Take it somewhere else.
[12:57] Kur
    Tsukamoto! How many times
    do we have to tell you?!
[13:00] Kur
    Leave everything that can be left to us!
[13:02] Shiro
    Learn to slack off when you can!
[13:04] nit
    Use your head!
[13:05] Tsu
    O-Okay! Thank you!
[13:07] Tsu
    I'll try my best!
[13:08] Kur
    We're telling you to stop trying so hard!
[13:10] Tsu
    Let's all do our best!
[13:12] Mucch
    We are!
[13:14] Ou3
    What's with these guys?
[13:19] Ou3
    Was Seiseki's team always like this?
[13:28] Kur
    Damn, I did it again!
[13:30] Kur
    No!
[13:32] Kur
    I didn't come to Seiseki
    to play soccer like this!
[13:36] Kur
    The kind of soccer I want to play is the
    elegant, clever, and impressive kind,
[13:40] Kur
    where you run rings around the opposition...
[13:42] Kur
    where you shine with your
    graceful passing skills!
[13:47] Kur
    How is this smart?!
[13:49] Kur
    How is this impressive?!
[13:51] (Flashback) Coach
    Don't try to be elegant.
[13:55] Kur
    Nice interception!
[14:02] Kur
    This is it.
[14:04] Kur
    Why is he laughing?
[14:06] Kur
    Why does he run around
    looking like he's having fun?
[14:08] Kur
    When I see him... when I see his back...
[14:12] Kur
    I just want to start covering
    every blade of grass on the field!
[14:18] Kur
    You idiot!
[14:19] Kur
    I'm at my limit, dammit! My legs are done!
[14:23] Kur
    This... this is...
[14:25] Kur
    ...that feeling the first time I kicked a ball...
[14:27] Kur
    ...that first time when I chased down
    the ball without thinking...
[14:31] Kur
    I was yelled at so much...
    told to use my head...
[14:35] Kur
    ...told that what I was
    doing wasn't soccer...
[14:38] Kur
    Tsukamoto! You're so annoying!
[14:42] Kur
    I'm so furious and so irritated,
    I can't stand it anymore!
[14:44] Kur
    But I have no choice except to admit it!
[14:47] Kur
    There's a kind of soccer that
    transcends tactics and strategy!
[14:52] Kur
    Tsukamoto!
[14:55] Kur
    Playing soccer with you is super fun!
[15:00] Tsu
    You did it!
[15:02] Kur
    You idiot!
SIGN    Seiseki
SIGN    Team First Half Second Half Final Score
SIGN    Ohmiya
[15:14] kasa
    They literally ran them into the ground.
[15:18] kasa
    Their kits are a direct
    reflection of the result.
[15:22] ---
    Good game.
[15:25] Ou3
    I couldn't get into that game with
    such a terrible player on the pitch.
[15:29] Ou3
    Right?
[15:32] Kur
    You guys are still spouting
    the same garbage?
[15:39] Kur
    But you get it deep down, don't you?
[15:41] Kur
    You punks lost to this guy.
[15:44] nit
    We're proud to have him on our team.
[15:57] Tsu
    W-We really did it...
[15:58] Tsu
    W-We won.
[16:00] Kur
    You jackass! We were this close to losing!
[16:02] nit
    You dolt! We told you
    that you were a striker!
[16:04] nit
    Why were you tracking back to our own box?!
[16:06] shi
    Think about the balance of the team!
[16:07] ima
    Covering for you was a pain!
[16:08] kur
    I want to play a smart kind of soccer!
[16:13] Miz
    You want to learn how to kick hard?
[16:15] Tsu
    Y-Yes, sir. I'm sorry.
[16:17] Tsu
    I know I'm out of line.
[16:21] Tsu
    But I thought you'd be able to
    explain it to me in a logical way.
[16:26] Tsu
    I mean, is there some kind of trick
     to being good at striking the ball?
[16:31] Miz
    I'm not one for theory.
[16:34] Miz
    Sorry, but you should ask someone else.
[16:36] Tsu
    I-I'm sorry!
[16:37] Tsu
    Then, I'll go kick the ball by myself.
[16:41] Miz
    The ball?
[16:43] Miz
    All right.
[16:44] Miz
    I'll show you how it's done.
[16:45] Tsu
    Uh, Captain... you're still injured.
[16:48] Tsu
    You're not supposed to be kicking balls.
[16:50] Miz
    What Coach doesn't know won't hurt him.
[16:55] Tsu
    Wow, this is the first time I've seen
    our captain kicking a ball around.
[17:00] Tsu
    So this is how he looks when he smiles.
[17:04] Tsu
    U-Um...
[17:05] Miz
    Oh, right...
[17:07] Miz
    You wanted to know
     the trick behind kicking.
[17:08] Miz
    Try a kick.
[17:17] Tsu
    What did you think?
[17:18] Miz
    Absolutely terrible.
[17:19] Tsu
    What can I do to fix it?
[17:21] Tsu
    Is it because my technique is bad?
    Or are my muscles just too weak?
[17:25] Miz
    It's the feeling.
[17:28] Miz
    The spirit.
[17:30] Tsu
    C-Could it be that Mizuki's...
[17:35] Miz
    Watch closely.
[17:37] Tsu
    You really shouldn't kick it
     as hard as you can.
[17:39] Miz
    Go.
[17:48] Tsu
    Is your foot okay?
[17:50] Miz
    It's all about spirit.
[17:51] Miz
    Both passing and shooting hinge on spirit.
[17:54] Miz
    Your desire to kick it hard is
    what makes the ball fly.
[17:59] Miz
    Give it a try.
[18:00] Tsu
    Okay.
[18:02] Tsu
    All right.
[18:03] Tsu
    Kick the ball as hard as you can.
[18:05] Tsu
    Fly!
[18:08] Tsu
    It flew a little.
[18:09] Miz
    You idiot!
[18:11] Miz
    You have to make the
    ball vibrrrrrate more!
[18:14] Miz
    Nothing's vibrating! Me!
    You! The ball! Nothing!
[18:17] Miz
    Your foot has to go "boof" more!
[18:20] Miz
    Don't think of it as a foot!
[18:21] Miz
    Approach it with the mindset
    that it's a living thing!
[18:24] Tsu
    Y-You're losing me now.
[18:26] Miz
    And in general, you're just not
    putting enough oomph into it.
[18:29] Miz
    You want to kick the ball hard.
[18:31] Miz
    You want to make it fly really far.
[18:32] Miz
    That's the spirit you need for this.
[18:34] Tsu
    Yes, sir!
[18:37] Tsu
    Like this?
[18:39] Miz
    You idiot, like this!
[18:42] Tsu
    Like this?
[18:43] Miz
    Like this!
[18:46] Tsu
    Like this?
[18:49] Miz
    Like this!
[18:57] Miz
    Good.
[18:58] Miz
    It looks like you're starting to get it.
[19:00] Tsu
    Right!
[19:01] Tsu
    I want to make it fly.
[19:02] Tsu
    I want to kick it hard.
[19:04] Tsu
    Even stronger! Even faster!
[19:06] Miz
    It's all about the feeling, Tsukamoto!
[19:08] Tsu
    It's talking to me.
[19:09] Tsu
    The ball's telling me it wants to fly, too!
[19:17] Tsu
    I-It flew!
[19:19] Miz
    The ball is round.
[19:21] Miz
    Of course it flew.
[19:23] Tsu
    I finally understood what you were saying.
[19:25] Tsu
    When you keep willing it to fly,
    your whole body leans forward.
[19:28] Tsu
    That puts your whole weight behind it
    and that makes the ball fly.
[19:31] Tsu
    That's what you were talking about, right?
[19:34] Miz
    I don't really get it when you
    shoehorn some weird logic into it,
[19:36] Miz
    but the feeling is totally like a "ker-splash"!
[19:38] Tsu
    I get it! I totally get it!
[19:40] Tsu
    Then, your knee goes flippity-floppity
    and your ankle locks all tighty-tighty,
[19:44] Tsu
    and then, everything goes "ka-pow," right?!
[19:47] Miz
    "Ka-pow"? No, that's not right.
[19:52] Miz
    That's not it at all. Stop screwing around.
[19:55] Tsu
    I'm really sorry.
[19:56] Tsu
    I won't say it again.
[19:57] hai
    Hey!
[19:59] hai
    Mizuki!
[20:00] hai
    What if you aggravate your injury
    before the big tournament?!
[20:04] Miz
    The Tedious Ones have arrived.
[20:09] Miz
    Tsukamoto.
[20:11] Miz
    Was it today's game that made
    you want to practice kicking?
[20:15] Miz
    Because your passes were too slow,
    and they got cut out?
[20:21] Tsu
    Yes, it's because I was
     a burden to everyone...
[20:25] Miz
    But that's always the case.
[20:28] Tsu
    Yes, it is.
[20:30] Tsu
    But they said I was their teammate, and it
    made me feel so happy, and then, so bad.
[20:38] Miz
    You felt bad?
[20:40] Tsu
    I'm always just a burden.
[20:43] Tsu
    It's pathetic, and I hate it.
[20:48] Tsu
    I want to get better!
[20:51] Tsu
    Just so I can be helpful,
    even if only a tiny bit!
[20:56] Tsu
    I'm sorry for taking up so much of your time.
[21:00] Tsu
    I'm going to stay and
    practice a little while longer.
[21:04] Kur
    Oh, it's our upperclassmen.
[21:06] Shir
    We just came for a little kickabout.
[21:08] Kur
    E-Excuse us.
[21:13] Kur
    I knew he'd be here!
[21:15] Kur
    Tsukamoto!
[21:16] nit
    You ass! Don't sneak off alone!
[21:19] shir
    Tsukamoto, huh?
[21:20] shir
    He's kind of like you, isn't he, Mizuki?
[21:24] shir
    Joined the team without prior experience,
    is the worst player,
[21:27] shir
    practices the hardest, and somehow,
[21:30] shir
    became the very heart of the team.
[21:33] shir
    He sounds exactly like you.
[21:36] Kyo
    Now they're calling you
    the best player in Tokyo,
[21:39] Kyo
    but you sucked hard back then.
[21:40] hai
    And since you had no stamina, you did
    nothing but run laps around the outer fence.
[21:44] shir
    Isn't that why you're taking
    him under your wing?
[21:46] shir
    Because he reminds you of yourself?
[21:49] Miz
    It's rude to compare the two of us.
[21:53] Miz
    Rude to him, I mean.
[21:54] All
    Huh?
[21:57] Miz
    The night after my first scrimmage,
    where I was unable to do anything,
[22:02] Miz
    I felt so defeated that all I could do
    was curl up in my bed and cry.
[22:08] Miz
    But he's out there right now, gritting his
    teeth and kicking the ball about.
[22:14] Miz
    That kind of idiot is
    going to be spectacular.
SIGN    I Want to Put My Life on the Line to Live
[23:51] Girl
    Useless sweating: minus 80 points.
[23:53] Girl
    Teary eyes: minus 15 points.
[23:55] Girl
    Factoring in other miscellaneous faults,
    that's a score of negative 270 points!
[23:59] Girl
    You're a creep!
[24:02] Girl
    You're so annoying!