3 - Playing Soccer with You is Super Fun, You Idiot Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Playing Soccer with You is Super Fun, You Idiot [01:31] Coach     You did good on your first day. [01:33] Coach     Kazama! Don't start eating     before everyone else! [01:35] All     Let's eat! [01:38] Shiro     Katsu curry! So good! [01:39] nit     Why are we having     miso soup with this curry? [01:42] kur     Kazama, do natto and     curry really go together? [01:45] Kaz     It's an addiction. [01:46] Tsu     Eating with this many people is kinda fun. [01:50] Tsu     I wish my mom could try some of this. [01:55] Guy     Oh? Is that Kazama? [01:57] Tak     Looks like it. [01:58] Guy     His blond locks sure are long. [02:01] Tsu     They're talking about Kazama-kun... [02:03] Guy     Still screwing around, I see. [02:05] Guy     Didn't he learn anything in middle school? [02:08] nit     He still thinks he can get away     with murder just 'cause he's good. [02:14] Kaz     Leave it. [02:15] Guy     What's this? [02:16] Guy     Getting up, are you? [02:17] Guy     Got something to say? [02:19] Tsu     N-No... [02:21] Guy     Looks like I got under someone's skin. [02:24] nit     I'm shaking! [02:26] Guy     I guess, if you're in Seiseki, even a runt     like that can be up his own ass. [02:31] Guy     I mean, look at this shrimp! [02:35] Kaz     I think you need to cool off. [02:37] guy     Argh, that's hot! [02:38] ---     Huh? What's that? [02:39] kaz     Oh, whoops. Guess that was hot water. [02:42] ---     You little— [02:44] Guy     You asshole! Stop dodging! [02:46] kaz     No chance. [02:47] Guy     Goddamn it! [02:48] Couch     Kazama, what do you think you're doing? [02:50] Rai     He sees red when someone     trash talks Tsukamoto. [02:54] nit     Looks that way. [02:55] Tsu     Stop it, Kazama-kun! [03:05] Tsu     Excuse me... [03:07] Rai     Hey, Tsukamoto. [03:08] Rai     You're late. [03:11] Tsu     What are you guys doing? [03:13] Rai     Where's Kazama? [03:15] Tsu     Coach apprehended him. [03:17] Tsu     He hasn't been released yet. [03:20] Rai     Tsukamoto, don't tell me...     you don't have pubes yet! [03:24] Tsu     I do! Well, a few, at least! [03:26] Tsu     I'm sure I do. I must have... [03:34] Tsu     So, Kurusu-kun... [03:36] Kur     Yeah? [03:38] Tsu     I was wondering what Kazama-kun     was like back in middle school. [03:42] Tsu     I haven't really heard     anyone talk about it. [03:44] Kur     Kazama-kun back in middle school, huh? [03:46] Kur     I heard his soccer team was strong. [03:48] Kur     Well, I guess if he was there,     it must've been half-decent, at least. [03:52] Tsu     I see. [03:53] Kur     Oh, I just remembered. [03:54] Kur     I heard they didn't put him in the team     for his very last tournament there. [04:00] Tsu     Huh? [04:00] Tsu     Did something happen? [04:02] Kur     No clue. [04:08] Kur     Hey, Tsukamoto. [04:11] Kur     Do you know how you tell     that someone's good at soccer? [04:16] Tsu     Uh... they score goals? [04:19] Kur     You idiot! That's too obvious! [04:22] Tsu     Y-Yeah... [04:23] Tsu     Guess you're right. [04:24] Kur     It's that moment when     the ball is at their feet. [04:27] Kur     Their stance, their aura... [04:29] Kur     where the ball is, their facial     expression, their breathing... [04:32] Kur     Those are telltale signs that show     how many hours they've plowed into soccer. [04:37] Kur     With him, everything's on another level! [04:40] Tsu     So he really is incredible. [04:43] Tsu     I guess he must practice a ton— [04:44] Kur     You idiot! [04:46] Kur     Do you think he's done even half the     amount of practice that we have at school?! [04:49] Kur     He doesn't come to morning practice,     and he doesn't train by himself! [04:52] Kur     He's cut from a different cloth! [04:58] Kur     Well, I'm a wonderkid, too,     so I'll surpass him eventually... [05:04] ---     Huh? [05:08] Kaz     So... I got an earful. [05:12] Tsu     Y-Yeah, but I'm glad      neither of you were hurt. [05:17] Kaz     Hey, Tsukushi... [05:18] Tsu     What is it? [05:20] Kaz     Why do you think boobs come in pairs? [05:23] Kaz     I guess it's one for each hand. [05:27] Kaz     That makes the most sense. [05:29] Tsu     Y-You think so? [05:36] Kaz     Seiseki's a good school. [05:40] Kaz     Coming to this camp has really     driven that point home. [05:43] Kaz     The people here don't     lean on one star player, [05:46] Kaz     nor do they force one person     to carry their stuff. [05:54] Tsu     Y-You know, Kazama-kun... [05:56] Kaz     Lady, if you lean on me like that,     your boob's gonna fondle my arm. [06:02] Tsu     When did you start sleep talking?! [06:09] Tsu     Good night, Kazama-kun. [06:18] Tsu     I need the bathroom. [06:21] Tsu     Huh? [06:23] Tsu     Kazama-kun's gone. [06:26] Tsu     He's not in the bathroom, either. [06:46] Tsu     Kazama-kun... [06:49] (Flashback) Kur     Do you think he's done even half the     amount of practice that we have at school?! [06:52] (Flashback) Kur     He doesn't come to morning practice,     and he doesn't train by himself! [06:58] tsu     No... [07:08] tsu     You're wrong, after all, Kurusu-kun. [07:13] tsu     There isn't a single person on this team     who isn't putting in the effort. [07:17] tsu     I knew it. He's pushing     himself to the limit, too. [07:30] Kaz     That was no good. [07:31] Kaz     The goalie would have had time to react. [07:34] Tsu     Kazama-kun... [07:35] Kaz     Y-You? [07:37] Kaz     What are you doing out here at this hour? [07:38] Tsu     I was going to ask you the same. [07:41] Tsu     Do you always practice by yourself? [07:47] Kaz     Hell no. [07:50] Kaz     This was spur of the moment. [07:52] Kaz     Yesterday, we did nothing but run. [07:54] Kaz     I woke up because I got the     urge to kick a ball around. [07:57] Tsu     You are a hard worker, after all. [08:01] Kaz     A hard worker? Me? [08:03] Tsu     You're out here, right now, practicing. [08:04] Kaz     What are you talking about? [08:06] Kaz     I'm just messing around with a ball. [08:08] Kaz     To this day, I've never put any     actual effort into playing soccer. [08:13] Kaz     Just like you. [08:14] Kaz     Right, Tsukushi? [08:15] Tsu     He's so cool! [08:20] Tsu     I want to mess around with a ball, too. [08:21] Kaz     All right! You're in? [08:23] Kaz     Pass me the ball, Tsukushi! [08:25] Tsu     I'll try my best! [08:36] Kaz     You really don't get it, do you, Tsukushi? [08:41] Kaz     When did playing soccer     become such a chore? [08:46] Kaz     Was it when I got picked     for the national invitational? [08:49] Kaz     Was it when I defied the coach     and got frozen out for it? [08:57] Kaz     But it's changed a little since I met you. [09:00] Kaz     When it's at your feet,     the ball always seems happy. [09:05] Kaz     Your presence gave me hope again. [09:08] Tsu     Here I go! [09:13] Tsu     Sorry! [09:15] Kaz     Soccer is fun! [09:17] Kaz     Right, Tsukushi? [09:19] Tsu     W-Wow! [09:26] Kur     I don't believe it! [09:28] Kur     Kazama, that idiot! [09:29] Kur     Where the hell is he? [09:30] Shiro     You'd better get out here, Tsukamoto! [09:32] Shiro     We're all going to get sprint     drills because of you two! [09:40] txt     Height: 173 cm     Weight: 63 kg     Birthday: April 16th     Blood type: AB     Birth place: Tokyo     Specialty: Prime factorization     Likes: Monorail trains     Dislikes: Matryoshka dolls     Favorite saying: Money comes and goes     Girlfriend: Waste of time [09:45] txt     Height: 191 cm     Weight: 83 kg     Birthday: October 10th     Blood type: O     Birth place: Tokyo     Specialty: Guessing the species of tropical fish     Likes: Tomatoes     Dislikes: Cherry tomatoes     Favorite saying: Hit the jackpot     Girlfriend: I want one [09:51] Coach     As you probably all know, we're having a     scrimmage with another school today. [09:56] Coach     The line-up against Ohmiya Tech     will have the first-years at its core. [10:01] Coach     Don't try to be elegant.     Just fixate on winning. [10:04] Kur     All right! A match! [10:05] Kur     I'm getting pumped up! [10:07] Guy     Let's show them what Seiseki is made of! [10:09] Kur     Let's get into it and— [10:12] Tsu     A-A match... [10:13] Kur     Tsukamoto, are you okay?! [10:15] Guy     This is no time to turn to stone! [10:17] Guy2     This is your first time, isn't it? [10:18] Tsu     I'm fine! [10:20] Tsu     I'll put every ounce of my being— [10:22] Tsu     B-Bathroom break! [10:23] Kur     Jeez. [10:25] Guy     What timing! [10:28] Ou1     What's this? They threw in the first-years? [10:30] Ou1     Kazama's not here, either. [10:32] Ou1     They think this is a joke. [10:33] Ou1     Seiseki's got some nerve. [10:36] Ou2     Hey, isn't that Kazama's friend     from last night? [10:42] Tsu     Oh, we're shaking hands? [10:44] Tsu     I-I'm pleased to be playing against you. [10:51] Ou3     You can't seriously believe that I'll shake      hands with a guttersnipe like you. [10:54] Ou3     Get your dirty hand out of my face. [10:56] tsu     Oh, you're right! [10:59] Rai     I've never seen anyone's     handshake refused before! [11:02] shi     He called it dirty! [11:04] nit     My sides! [11:05] Tsu     Well, I did forget to wash them     when I went to the bathroom earlier. [11:08] Guys     Don't just forget! [11:11] Tsu     Uh, what now? [11:13] Kur     I'm going to kick it gently. [11:15] Kur     Just pass it backward. [11:18] Tsu     What the hell are you doing, you idiot?! [11:20] Tsu     Defense! Defense! [11:26] nit     That was close! [11:26] tsu     Phew! [11:27] Shiro     How could you miss that? [11:28] Kur     Don't you "phew" at me! [11:29] Ou3     Hey, looks like we found     the weakest link over here! [11:33] Ou3     He can't even kick the ball properly. [11:35] Ou3     Just keep sending the ball my way! [11:38] Kur     My stomach hurts. [11:39] Shiro     He's getting dissed so hard. [11:43] Kur     Don't just stand there, Tsukamoto! [11:47] Tsu     He's right. [11:48] Tsu     How can I allow myself to freeze up? [11:50] Tsu     I'm the weakest link. [11:52] Tsu     I suck. [11:53] Tsu     I'm the worst player on the field. [11:57] Tsu     There's only one thing I can do. [12:00] Tsu     All I can do is run. [12:02] Tsu     So I have to run! [12:17] Kur     Dumbass! [12:18] Kur     Your passes are too weak! [12:20] Tsu     I'm sorry, guys! [12:22] All     Do it again and you're dead! [12:26] Tsu     I-I'll do my best! [12:28] Haku     I knew this year's crop of first-years     could run a lot, but this is impressive. [12:32] Ritsu     Yeah, they've been in top gear     since the game started. [12:35] Ritsu     That's over forty minutes now. [12:38] Oos     Those idiots. They're so inefficient. [12:41] Oos     It's not like tearing around     will solve anything. [12:43] Kimi     Look who's talking. You run out of gas     way before the final whistle. [12:50] Guy     Ooshiba! Kimishita! [12:53] Guy     Take it somewhere else. [12:57] Kur     Tsukamoto! How many times     do we have to tell you?! [13:00] Kur     Leave everything that can be left to us! [13:02] Shiro     Learn to slack off when you can! [13:04] nit     Use your head! [13:05] Tsu     O-Okay! Thank you! [13:07] Tsu     I'll try my best! [13:08] Kur     We're telling you to stop trying so hard! [13:10] Tsu     Let's all do our best! [13:12] Mucch     We are! [13:14] Ou3     What's with these guys? [13:19] Ou3     Was Seiseki's team always like this? [13:28] Kur     Damn, I did it again! [13:30] Kur     No! [13:32] Kur     I didn't come to Seiseki     to play soccer like this! [13:36] Kur     The kind of soccer I want to play is the     elegant, clever, and impressive kind, [13:40] Kur     where you run rings around the opposition... [13:42] Kur     where you shine with your     graceful passing skills! [13:47] Kur     How is this smart?! [13:49] Kur     How is this impressive?! [13:51] (Flashback) Coach     Don't try to be elegant. [13:55] Kur     Nice interception! [14:02] Kur     This is it. [14:04] Kur     Why is he laughing? [14:06] Kur     Why does he run around     looking like he's having fun? [14:08] Kur     When I see him... when I see his back... [14:12] Kur     I just want to start covering     every blade of grass on the field! [14:18] Kur     You idiot! [14:19] Kur     I'm at my limit, dammit! My legs are done! [14:23] Kur     This... this is... [14:25] Kur     ...that feeling the first time I kicked a ball... [14:27] Kur     ...that first time when I chased down     the ball without thinking... [14:31] Kur     I was yelled at so much...     told to use my head... [14:35] Kur     ...told that what I was     doing wasn't soccer... [14:38] Kur     Tsukamoto! You're so annoying! [14:42] Kur     I'm so furious and so irritated,     I can't stand it anymore! [14:44] Kur     But I have no choice except to admit it! [14:47] Kur     There's a kind of soccer that     transcends tactics and strategy! [14:52] Kur     Tsukamoto! [14:55] Kur     Playing soccer with you is super fun! [15:00] Tsu     You did it! [15:02] Kur     You idiot! SIGN    Seiseki SIGN    Team First Half Second Half Final Score SIGN    Ohmiya [15:14] kasa     They literally ran them into the ground. [15:18] kasa     Their kits are a direct     reflection of the result. [15:22] ---     Good game. [15:25] Ou3     I couldn't get into that game with     such a terrible player on the pitch. [15:29] Ou3     Right? [15:32] Kur     You guys are still spouting     the same garbage? [15:39] Kur     But you get it deep down, don't you? [15:41] Kur     You punks lost to this guy. [15:44] nit     We're proud to have him on our team. [15:57] Tsu     W-We really did it... [15:58] Tsu     W-We won. [16:00] Kur     You jackass! We were this close to losing! [16:02] nit     You dolt! We told you     that you were a striker! [16:04] nit     Why were you tracking back to our own box?! [16:06] shi     Think about the balance of the team! [16:07] ima     Covering for you was a pain! [16:08] kur     I want to play a smart kind of soccer! [16:13] Miz     You want to learn how to kick hard? [16:15] Tsu     Y-Yes, sir. I'm sorry. [16:17] Tsu     I know I'm out of line. [16:21] Tsu     But I thought you'd be able to     explain it to me in a logical way. [16:26] Tsu     I mean, is there some kind of trick      to being good at striking the ball? [16:31] Miz     I'm not one for theory. [16:34] Miz     Sorry, but you should ask someone else. [16:36] Tsu     I-I'm sorry! [16:37] Tsu     Then, I'll go kick the ball by myself. [16:41] Miz     The ball? [16:43] Miz     All right. [16:44] Miz     I'll show you how it's done. [16:45] Tsu     Uh, Captain... you're still injured. [16:48] Tsu     You're not supposed to be kicking balls. [16:50] Miz     What Coach doesn't know won't hurt him. [16:55] Tsu     Wow, this is the first time I've seen     our captain kicking a ball around. [17:00] Tsu     So this is how he looks when he smiles. [17:04] Tsu     U-Um... [17:05] Miz     Oh, right... [17:07] Miz     You wanted to know      the trick behind kicking. [17:08] Miz     Try a kick. [17:17] Tsu     What did you think? [17:18] Miz     Absolutely terrible. [17:19] Tsu     What can I do to fix it? [17:21] Tsu     Is it because my technique is bad?     Or are my muscles just too weak? [17:25] Miz     It's the feeling. [17:28] Miz     The spirit. [17:30] Tsu     C-Could it be that Mizuki's... [17:35] Miz     Watch closely. [17:37] Tsu     You really shouldn't kick it      as hard as you can. [17:39] Miz     Go. [17:48] Tsu     Is your foot okay? [17:50] Miz     It's all about spirit. [17:51] Miz     Both passing and shooting hinge on spirit. [17:54] Miz     Your desire to kick it hard is     what makes the ball fly. [17:59] Miz     Give it a try. [18:00] Tsu     Okay. [18:02] Tsu     All right. [18:03] Tsu     Kick the ball as hard as you can. [18:05] Tsu     Fly! [18:08] Tsu     It flew a little. [18:09] Miz     You idiot! [18:11] Miz     You have to make the     ball vibrrrrrate more! [18:14] Miz     Nothing's vibrating! Me!     You! The ball! Nothing! [18:17] Miz     Your foot has to go "boof" more! [18:20] Miz     Don't think of it as a foot! [18:21] Miz     Approach it with the mindset     that it's a living thing! [18:24] Tsu     Y-You're losing me now. [18:26] Miz     And in general, you're just not     putting enough oomph into it. [18:29] Miz     You want to kick the ball hard. [18:31] Miz     You want to make it fly really far. [18:32] Miz     That's the spirit you need for this. [18:34] Tsu     Yes, sir! [18:37] Tsu     Like this? [18:39] Miz     You idiot, like this! [18:42] Tsu     Like this? [18:43] Miz     Like this! [18:46] Tsu     Like this? [18:49] Miz     Like this! [18:57] Miz     Good. [18:58] Miz     It looks like you're starting to get it. [19:00] Tsu     Right! [19:01] Tsu     I want to make it fly. [19:02] Tsu     I want to kick it hard. [19:04] Tsu     Even stronger! Even faster! [19:06] Miz     It's all about the feeling, Tsukamoto! [19:08] Tsu     It's talking to me. [19:09] Tsu     The ball's telling me it wants to fly, too! [19:17] Tsu     I-It flew! [19:19] Miz     The ball is round. [19:21] Miz     Of course it flew. [19:23] Tsu     I finally understood what you were saying. [19:25] Tsu     When you keep willing it to fly,     your whole body leans forward. [19:28] Tsu     That puts your whole weight behind it     and that makes the ball fly. [19:31] Tsu     That's what you were talking about, right? [19:34] Miz     I don't really get it when you     shoehorn some weird logic into it, [19:36] Miz     but the feeling is totally like a "ker-splash"! [19:38] Tsu     I get it! I totally get it! [19:40] Tsu     Then, your knee goes flippity-floppity     and your ankle locks all tighty-tighty, [19:44] Tsu     and then, everything goes "ka-pow," right?! [19:47] Miz     "Ka-pow"? No, that's not right. [19:52] Miz     That's not it at all. Stop screwing around. [19:55] Tsu     I'm really sorry. [19:56] Tsu     I won't say it again. [19:57] hai     Hey! [19:59] hai     Mizuki! [20:00] hai     What if you aggravate your injury     before the big tournament?! [20:04] Miz     The Tedious Ones have arrived. [20:09] Miz     Tsukamoto. [20:11] Miz     Was it today's game that made     you want to practice kicking? [20:15] Miz     Because your passes were too slow,     and they got cut out? [20:21] Tsu     Yes, it's because I was      a burden to everyone... [20:25] Miz     But that's always the case. [20:28] Tsu     Yes, it is. [20:30] Tsu     But they said I was their teammate, and it     made me feel so happy, and then, so bad. [20:38] Miz     You felt bad? [20:40] Tsu     I'm always just a burden. [20:43] Tsu     It's pathetic, and I hate it. [20:48] Tsu     I want to get better! [20:51] Tsu     Just so I can be helpful,     even if only a tiny bit! [20:56] Tsu     I'm sorry for taking up so much of your time. [21:00] Tsu     I'm going to stay and     practice a little while longer. [21:04] Kur     Oh, it's our upperclassmen. [21:06] Shir     We just came for a little kickabout. [21:08] Kur     E-Excuse us. [21:13] Kur     I knew he'd be here! [21:15] Kur     Tsukamoto! [21:16] nit     You ass! Don't sneak off alone! [21:19] shir     Tsukamoto, huh? [21:20] shir     He's kind of like you, isn't he, Mizuki? [21:24] shir     Joined the team without prior experience,     is the worst player, [21:27] shir     practices the hardest, and somehow, [21:30] shir     became the very heart of the team. [21:33] shir     He sounds exactly like you. [21:36] Kyo     Now they're calling you     the best player in Tokyo, [21:39] Kyo     but you sucked hard back then. [21:40] hai     And since you had no stamina, you did     nothing but run laps around the outer fence. [21:44] shir     Isn't that why you're taking     him under your wing? [21:46] shir     Because he reminds you of yourself? [21:49] Miz     It's rude to compare the two of us. [21:53] Miz     Rude to him, I mean. [21:54] All     Huh? [21:57] Miz     The night after my first scrimmage,     where I was unable to do anything, [22:02] Miz     I felt so defeated that all I could do     was curl up in my bed and cry. [22:08] Miz     But he's out there right now, gritting his     teeth and kicking the ball about. [22:14] Miz     That kind of idiot is     going to be spectacular. SIGN    I Want to Put My Life on the Line to Live [23:51] Girl     Useless sweating: minus 80 points. [23:53] Girl     Teary eyes: minus 15 points. [23:55] Girl     Factoring in other miscellaneous faults,     that's a score of negative 270 points! [23:59] Girl     You're a creep! [24:02] Girl     You're so annoying!