E15 - Birthday

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SIGN    With a Dog And a Cat,
    Every Day Is Fun
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    Dog and Cat!
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    Dog's birthday is April 1st.
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    Happy birthday, Dog! happy birthday, Dog!
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    You're gonna love your present this year!
SIGN    What? What?! What are you giving me?!
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    Ta-da! What do you think?!
SIGN    Plastic bone
SIGN    Scented wax inside
SIGN    Flavor that lasts forever!
SIGN    Pretty incredible!!
SIGN    Um...
SIGN    Hey! Let's play!
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    When you have a cat or dog,
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    you put too much thought
    into gifts that fail.
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    Dog's thoughts on his own birthday:
SIGN    The song was fun!
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    Cat's birthday is March 31st.
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    Yay, Cat! Here's your present!
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    High-end treats!
SIGN    High-end
SIGN    Indeed...
SIGN    I want some, too! I want some, too!
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    No! Those are for Cat!
SIGN    I want some, too! I want some, too!
SIGN    Regular jerky
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    Quick! Eat it while you can!
SIGN    Slow eater
SIGN    I want some, too! I want some, too!
SIGN    Munch... Munch... Munch...
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    Don't worry about me! Just eat it!
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    H-How'd you like it?
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    Cat's thoughts on his own birthday:
SIGN    It was too noisy.
SIGN    I'm sorry...
[00:48] Cat
    Dog and Cat.
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    I bought a new toy for Dog.
SIGN    It's squishy
SIGN    And bumpy, too
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    Here.
SIGN    For me?! Really?! What is it?! What is it?!
SIGN    Whee! It feels funny in my mouth!
SIGN    Ah...
SIGN    It jumped!
SIGN    Woo-hoo!
SIGN    Truly foolish.
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    I bought one for you, too.
SIGN    Hmph. Ridiculous.
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    Cat pretends he's just
    passing by, but he plays.
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    He really likes it!