E1 - The Day I Got A Little Sister

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SIGN    Summer Only!!
SIGN    Satsuma Chicken
SIGN    "The Day I Got a Little Sister"
[00:05] B
    Why Oyako-don?
[00:08] Gu
    It's limited-time only!
[00:09] Gu
    Now's your only chance!
[00:10] Gu
    If you don't eat it you'll regret it later.
[00:14] B
    You're too old to fall for that crap.
[00:18] Gu
    Basara, you said you wanted
    a little sister, right?
[00:24] B
    I did not.
[00:25] B
    What are you talking about?
[00:26] Gu
    Sure you did.
[00:28] Gu
    It was around ten years ago.
[00:31] B
    Why would I remember something like that?
[00:34] Gu
    I've got good news.
[00:35] Gu
    You've got a cute little sister.
[00:46] Gu
    She should be here soon.
[00:49] B
    Wait, you're serious?
[00:53] Gu
    You don't know when to give up, do you?
[00:56] Gu
    I told you she wants to meet
    you and say hello right away.
[00:59] B
    Right away?
[01:00] B
    Listen, I just found about this.
[01:05] B
    Just now!
[01:14] Gu
    Why are you so nervous?
[01:16] Gu
    Calm down a little.
[01:23] B
    I'm going to go wash my face.
[01:28] B
    How could I be calm?
[01:30] B
    My dad just tells me he's
    remarrying out of nowhere.
[01:32] B
    The family's always been just us two guys.
[01:35] B
    How can he just...
[01:37] B
    A little sister?
SIGN    The lock is broken. Please make sure you knock. -Manager
[01:48] B
    The lock is broken.
[01:51] B
    Make sure you knock...
[01:53] B
    Please knock?
[01:55] B
    Oh, crap!
[02:02] B
    Wait a second.
[02:04] B
    Please, don't panic. Just listen to me.
[02:06] B
    I didn't mean for this to happen.
[02:07] B
    It's a misunderstanding.
    An unfortunate accident!
[02:09] B
    It says the lock is broken,
    but I didn't see it...
[02:12] B
    We're both victims here.
[02:15] B
    So please calm down!
[02:17] B
    Please!
[02:25] B
    Okay, you understand.
[02:35] B
    Why?
[02:36] M
    Why?
[02:39] M
    You peeked when I was in the bathroom,
[02:41] M
    and then you came inside,
    put your hand over my mouth,
[02:42] M
    and started rattling off excuses.
[02:43] M
    Think about what you just did!
[02:46] Gu
    What are doing?
[02:48] M
    Uncle?
[02:48] B
    Dad!
[02:49] ---
    Huh?
[02:56] M
    Hello.
[02:58] M
    I'm Naruse Maria.
[03:00] B
    Toujou...
[03:03] ---
    Basara.
[03:05] M
    Naruse Mio.
[03:06] Gu
    Nice to meet you.
[03:08] Gu
    I'm told he really likes cute little sisters.
[03:12] B
    What are you talking about?
[03:14] Gu
    Look at you blush.
[03:16] Gu
    No!
[03:18] Gu
    Anyway, where's your mother?
[03:22] Gu
    Is she coming later?
[03:24] Gu
    Oh, Chihaya-san.
[03:26] B
    So, Chihaya-san's her name?
[03:29] Gu
    Yup.
[03:30] Gu
    She'll be out of the country
    on business for a while.
[03:34] B
    For a while?
[03:37] B
    Huh?
SIGN    Toujou Naruse
[03:49] M
    You're finally awake.
[03:51] M
    Good morning.
[03:53] B
    Um... what are you doing?
[03:56] M
    What? I woke you up?
[03:58] M
    I thought a boy would like
    being woken up like this.
[04:02] B
    What are you talking about?
[04:03] M
    Service.
[04:04] B
    Service?
[04:06] B
    What are you thinking?
[04:08] M
    Just get up already, okay?
[04:17] B
    Um...
[04:21] M
    Hey, I think I feel something hard.
[04:26] B
    No, I'm not...
[04:27] M
    N-No!
[04:32] B
    Hey!
[04:34] M
    What is this?
[04:40] B
    Hey, are you okay?
SIGN    Me and My Real Stepsister's Youth in an Unmarked Lot
[04:46] B
    What the hell is this doing in my room?
[04:50] M
    You're living with us now and
    you've got games like that?
[04:56] M
    I knew it!
[04:57] B
    You knew what?
[04:59] B
    I don't even play—
[05:07] M
    You pervert!
[05:13] M
    Next time you do something like that
[05:14] ---
    I'm going to kill you a hundred times.
[05:16] B
    Wait! You've got it all wrong!
[05:18] B
    Wait!
[05:26] Gu
    I'm glad we found a nice place to live.
SIGN    Toujou Naruse
[05:30] (Flashback) Gu
    What?
[05:30] (Flashback) Gu
    You don't look happy.
[05:32] (Flashback) Gu
    This house was dirt cheap.
[05:36] (Flashback) B
    You're not even remarried yet
    and you're buying a new house.
[05:39] (Flashback) B
    And I had to move and switch
    schools all of a sudden.
[05:42] (Flashback) B
    This sucks.
[05:44] (Flashback) Gu
    We can't just ignore those two.
[05:47] (Flashback) Gu
    They were attacked by these weirdos...
[05:49] (Flashback) Gu
    And they're actually pretty hurt.
[05:52] (Flashback) Gu
    Maria-chan won't even go
    to school for that reason.
[05:55] (Flashback) Gu
    And now their mom's out of
    the country for a long time.
[06:00] (Flashback) B
    I understand that, but...
[06:03] (Flashback) Gu
    There must be a reason
    we were brought together.
[06:04] (Flashback) Gu
    If we can protect them, don't you want to?
[06:09] (Flashback) B
    This was your decision, Dad.
[06:11] (Flashback) B
    I'm sure you've got some reason.
[06:18] B
    If they start hating me before I can
    protect them then there's no point!
[06:25] Ma
    Basara-san! Good morning!
[06:28] B
    Morning.
[06:29] Ma
    It'll be done soon.
[06:31] B
    Thanks.
[06:35] Ma
    Is something wrong?
[06:37] B
    W-Weird?
[06:39] B
    Why are you dressed like that?
[06:43] Ma
    Oh, is that it?
[06:47] Ma
    Too bad!
[06:49] Ma
    I'm actually wearing clothes under my apron!
[06:51] Ma
    Oh, did that excite you?
[06:54] Ma
    You're a teenage boy, after all.
[06:57] Ma
    Right?
[06:58] B
    No, um...
[06:59] Ma
    Oh, right.
[07:01] Ma
    Did you like my move-in present?
[07:04] B
    Move-in present?
[07:06] Ma
    "Me and My Real Stepsister's
    Youth in an Unmarked Lot."
[07:09] B
    That was you?
[07:10] B
    What were you thinking?
[07:12] Ma
    I thought you could use it
    as a guide from here on out.
[07:14] B
    A guide for what?
[07:17] Ma
    Is there anything you can do with a
    stepsister except train her to your liking?
[07:21] B
    What is with this girl?
[07:23] Ma
    Basara-san?
[07:24] Ma
    Is a game maybe not good enough,
[07:27] ---
    so you want to do it with me in real life?
[07:30] B
    Where did that come from?
[07:31] Gu
    Why are you guys so loud? It's too early.
[07:34] Ma
    Oh, well.
[07:35] ---
    Basara is about to take me however
    he wants for the first time.
[07:39] B
    Hey!
[07:40] M
    I see.
[07:42] M
    First you knocked me to the ground,
[07:43] M
    and now you're going to enjoy a "youth
    in an unmarked lot" with Maria.
[07:46] B
    That's not it!
[07:48] Ma
    Oh, you went after Mio-chan first, huh?
[07:52] Ma
    Naughty boy.
[07:53] B
    Dad, say something!
[07:55] Gu
    I know you're happy to have
    two cute little sisters,
[07:59] Gu
    but try not to commit any crimes.
[08:02] B
    You don't understand at all.
[08:05] Gu
    What's with that expression, Basara?
[08:07] Gu
    Smile!
[08:11] M
    What?
[08:13] B
    So I guess you smile, too.
[08:15] M
    This is kind of nice, I was thinking.
[08:18] B
    Is it?
[08:19] M
    This is our first family portrait,
[08:21] ---
    so try to enjoy it a little.
[08:23] Gu
    Okay, I'm taking it.
[08:30] B
    Family, huh?
[08:37] B
    Stay here. I'll get the bike.
[08:49] Gu
    Hey, are you alone?
[08:51] Gu
    Want to go have fun with us?
[08:58] M
    Don't touch me!
[08:59] M
    If you touch me, I'll kill
    you a hundred times.
[09:02] Gu
    She says she's going to kill us!
[09:03] Gu
    Then let's have her kill us.
[09:08] B
    Is there a problem with my friend?
[09:10] M
    Basara.
[09:11] Gu
    Basara?
[09:13] Gu
    What kind of lame name is that?
[09:15] M
    It's not as lame as your face.
[09:17] Gu
    What?
[09:23] Gu
    Why, you—
[09:24] Gu
    You bastard!
[09:30] B
    Mio!
[09:32] B
    Get on!
[09:35] Gu
    Achoo!
[09:47] M
    I'm sorry.
[09:50] B
    Don't worry about it.
[09:51] B
    We can just go buy more pepper.
[09:54] M
    I'm sorry.
[09:56] ---
    Really.
[10:07] B
    This place is kind of nice, isn't it?
[10:09] M
    It's pretty.
[10:18] B
    I found this place when my dad took
    me to take a look at the new house.
[10:24] B
    I'm sure it's even prettier at night.
[10:28] B
    Let's all come together next time.
[10:31] M
    Yeah.
[10:32] M
    You're right.
[10:33] M
    Next time...
[10:36] B
    Are you still thinking about
    what happened back there?
[10:40] B
    Well, our parents haven't remarried yet,
[10:44] ---
    but we're living together.
[10:47] B
    We have to help each other.
[10:52] B
    Just like how you came to wake me up.
[10:55] B
    We need to rely on each other and help
    each other, even with the little things.
[11:00] B
    And become a family little by little.
[11:06] B
    Um... so...
[11:08] M
    Cheeky.
[11:10] M
    You're too cheeky.
[11:14] M
    But...
[11:17] ---
    you felt a little bit like
    a big brother back there.
[11:20] B
    Really?
[11:21] M
    Yeah.
[11:22] M
    Just a little.
[11:23] B
    Then can you forget about the bathroom
    at the restaurant and this morning—
[11:26] M
    No!
[11:28] B
    But you understand now that "Youth
    in an Unmarked Lot" was Maria's!
[11:31] M
    And the fact that you
    knocked me to the ground?
[11:33] B
    It was an accident!
[11:36] Gu
    W-Wait, you're going overseas? Now?
[11:40] Gu
    A freelancer has to be reliable and fast.
[11:44] Gu
    I'm off to Dubai.
[11:46] B
    This is too sudden.
[11:48] B
    What are you going to do with those two?
[11:49] Gu
    It's the oldest son's job to protect the
    family when the father isn't around.
[11:56] Gu
    Okay, take care of the place while I'm gone.
[12:05] Ma
    Looks like he's finally gone.
[12:09] B
    My dad's gone.
[12:19] B
    Hey, are you not here?
[12:23] B
    What?
[12:24] B
    You're right here.
[12:27] B
    What's wrong?
[12:29] B
    Why are the lights off?
[12:31] B
    What do you want for dinner?
[12:34] B
    Hey, now.
[12:36] B
    The minute Dad leaves they get scared of me?
[12:39] B
    Listen, should we just get delivery?
[12:44] M
    Listen, Basara.
[12:45] M
    I have a request.
[12:47] B
    Sure, we can get sushi or
    eel if that's what you want.
[12:50] M
    Leave this house.
[12:54] B
    Sorry.
[12:55] B
    Can you say that again?
[13:05] Ma
    Did you not hear Mio-sama's words?
[13:09] B
    What was that?
[13:12] Ma
    Usually when a human first
    sees magic, they panic.
[13:18] B
    Magic?
[13:20] Ma
    I'm sure just hearing the word "magic" isn't
    enough for you to really understand, is it?
[13:24] Ma
    Magic is real.
[13:29] Ma
    No, not just magic.
[13:32] Ma
    Races other than humans.
[13:43] B
    Then is Mio also...
[13:45] Ma
    Would you be silent?
[13:48] Ma
    You're being very disrespectful...
[13:51] Ma
    Towards the future Demon Lord.
[15:28] B
    So you're demons, and Mio is the Demon Lord?
[15:32] Ma
    The clan of gods, our enemies,
[15:34] ---
    and what you call "heroes," exist as well.
[15:40] Ma
    Mio-sama and I are taking this house,
[15:44] Ma
    to serve as our base in the human world.
[15:47] B
    Then my dad's remarriage...
[15:49] Ma
    That doesn't exist.
[15:52] Ma
    We altered his memories.
[15:55] Ma
    Now it's your turn.
[15:58] Ma
    You couldn't get along with
    the two girls in your house,
[16:01] Ma
    so you're going to live with
    some relatives in the country.
[16:05] Ma
    Will that work?
[16:08] M
    Yeah.
[16:09] M
    That'll do.
[16:11] B
    You were lying to me this
    whole time? Ever since we met?
[16:14] M
    Sorry, but we're taking this house.
[16:18] M
    Bye-bye, Brother.
[16:21] M
    It wasn't for very long, but it was fun.
[16:34] Ma
    Now leave.
[16:40] Ma
    That's strange.
[16:42] Ma
    I'll try it again.
[16:49] Ma
    When did he—
[16:51] Ma
    Are you trying to resist?
[16:53] Ma
    You're going to get hurt!
[17:05] Ma
    My magic...
[17:07] Ma
    That's impossible.
[17:08] B
    Why are you so surprised?
[17:10] B
    Remember what you just said?
[17:13] B
    Demons exist... and so do gods...
[17:18] B
    And...
[17:20] B
    So do heroes!
[17:22] M
    No way!
[17:24] M
    The hero clan should be
    in their hidden village!
[17:27] M
    What are you doing here?
[17:29] B
    I don't have to tell you.
[17:33] B
    It doesn't matter to me if you're
    demons, or the Demon Lord!
[17:38] Ma
    Mio-sama!
[17:47] B
    Leave.
[17:49] B
    I don't have the money or energy to
    help someone who tricked my father.
[17:55] B
    I'll send your stuff
    wherever you end up going.
[17:59] B
    So get out.
[18:27] Gi
    Give them back!
[18:28] Gi
    Give the child back!
[18:29] B
    I have to do something.
[18:31] B
    I...
[18:37] B
    It's okay.
[18:38] B
    It's just a coincidence.
[18:40] B
    I don't have that technique anymore...
[18:54] Gu
    Yes, of course I realized.
[18:57] B
    You were pretending to be tricked?
[19:00] Gu
    I guess so.
[19:01] Gu
    I'd actually had my eyes on them for a while.
[19:05] Gu
    I realized the guys in the
    village were watching them.
[19:09] B
    The village?
[19:11] Gu
    She's the only daughter of the
    Demon Lord Wilbert, after all.
[19:16] Gu
    Wilbert was a peaceful Demon Lord,
[19:19] Gu
    who brought the warlike demons to heel
[19:21] Gu
    and put an end to the long battle with
    the hero clan with his immense power.
[19:27] Gu
    But at the same time,
[19:28] Gu
    the warlike demons who disliked
    this truce came after his throne.
[19:36] Gu
    To keep this threat from coming
    after his newborn child,
[19:40] Gu
    Wilbert had some of his servants in the
    human world raise her as her parents.
[19:44] Gu
    That child is Mio.
[19:46] B
    But why did they do this?
[19:49] Gu
    Around a year ago, Wilbert died.
[19:56] M
    I'm sorry, Maria.
[19:58] M
    I wanted to see this before we left town.
[20:07] M
    I knew we couldn't live together.
[20:11] Ma
    I hadn't counted on him
    being part of the hero clan.
[20:14] Ma
    We'll find another base right away.
[20:16] M
    No, Maria.
[20:18] M
    Let's stop lying to people.
[20:21] M
    I don't want anyone to suffer because of us.
[20:25] Ma
    If you say so, Mio-sama.
[20:28] M
    I'm sorry for being so selfish.
[20:36] M
    Warding magic?
[20:39] Ma
    It's the enemy.
[20:41] M
    The present Demon Lord, who
    took the throne shortly after,
[20:45] M
    came after the great power that
    Mio inherited from Wilbert.
[20:49] M
    Mio was rescued by the demons who
    used to belong to Wilbert's faction.
[20:54] M
    Think about it.
[20:56] M
    A middle school girl who
    doesn't know anything
[20:57] M
    is suddenly told she's the
    daughter of the Demon Lord.
[21:01] M
    Mio's power hasn't awakened totally yet.
[21:06] M
    Without help, sooner or
    later she's going to die.
[21:13] M
    So I decided to take her in.
[21:16] M
    It's been five years since
    we left the village.
[21:18] M
    If they were going to come after
    us they'd have done it by now.
[21:22] B
    You need to tell me this stuff!
[21:24] Gu
    Oh, right.
[21:26] Gu
    I'm sending it to you.
[21:28] B
    "It"?
[21:29] B
    Hey, wai—
[21:31] [Messenger] B
    You have one new message
[21:35] B
    Where did they go?
[21:37] (Flashback) M
    I'm sorry.
[21:39] (Flashback) M
    Really...
[21:43] M
    Take this!
[21:50] Ma
    Is that all you've got?
[21:53] Ma
    Keep struggling uselessly, and make me wet!
[22:00] M
    This is the end!
[22:03] M
    Die a hundred times, and come back then!
[22:09] Ma
    Are you hurt, Mio-sama?
[22:12] M
    They've finally taken action.
[22:15] M
    Fine.
[22:16] M
    If you want a fight, I'll give you one.
[22:18] ---
    Mio-sama!
[22:30] M
    No...
[22:32] M
    I can't die here...
[22:34] M
    Dad...
[22:35] M
    Mom...
[22:52] B
    Damn it!
[23:02] Ma
    Watch out!
[23:17] Ma
    Mio-sama!
[23:20] B
    We're leaving.
[23:22] M
    Why?
[23:26] B
    I just came to get...
[23:29] ---
    ...my family.
SIGN    Next Time: First Contract Between Servant And Master
[23:38] ---