E1 - The Quintessential Quintuplets

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[00:07] Fuutarou
    I was having a dream...
[00:11] Lady
    Please wake up, groom.
[00:13] Lady
    The bride is ready.
[00:18] Fuutarou
    A dream of the unbelievable day
    that brought us together.
[00:26] Fuutarou
    Barbecue beef combo.
[00:28] Fuutarou
    Without beef.
[00:29] Lady
    Sure thing.
[00:31] Fuutarou
    You'd think the cheapest item on this
    cafeteria's menu would be rice, but no.
SIGN    Barbecue Beef Combo
SIGN    Rice
    Miso Soup
    Pickled Vegetables
[00:35] Fuutarou
    Subtract 200 yen for the beef
    from the barbecue beef combo,
[00:39] ---
    and you get rice plus miso soup and
    pickled veggies for the price of rice.
[00:45] Fuutarou
    You get free, unlimited water, too.
[00:46] Fuutarou
    School cafeteria for the win.
[00:48] Girl A
    Uesugi-kun's on his own again.
[00:50] Guy A
    Oh, man.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets
[02:38] ---
    Yo, who's that?
[02:40] ---
    Someone's sitting with Uesugi?
[02:42] ---
    That never happens!
[02:43] Fuutarou
    She isn't wearing our uniform...
[02:45] Fuutarou
    Wait, how did this even happen?
[02:49] (Flashback) Itsuki
    I got here first.
[02:51] (Flashback) Itsuki
    The next table over is available.
[02:53] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Move, please.
[02:55] (Flashback) Fuutarou
    This is where I sit every day.
[02:58] (Flashback) Itsuki
    You move.
[03:01] Girl A
    Look, Uesugi-kun's having lunch with a girl.
[03:04] Guy A
    For real? Yikes!
[03:07] Fuutarou
    Tch. Those stupid...
[03:11] Fuutarou
    She's all red.
[03:13] Fuutarou
    No one forced you, you know.
[03:18] Fuutarou
    Udon for 250 yen.
[03:19] Fuutarou
    Two shrimp tempura for 150 each.
[03:21] Fuutarou
    Squid tempura for 100.
[03:23] Fuutarou
    Chicken tempura.
[03:23] Fuutarou
    Yam tempura.
[03:24] Fuutarou
    And a pudding dessert to top it off!
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
[03:27] Fuutarou
    Over 1,000 yen on lunch?
    What are you, filthy rich?!
[03:32] Fuutarou
    Well, do as you like.
[03:35] Itsuki
    Time to eat.
[03:43] Itsuki
    Mind your manners.
[03:46] Itsuki
    Studying in the middle of lunch?
[03:49] Fuutarou
    I'm reviewing my exam.
[03:50] Fuutarou
    Leave me alone.
[03:53] Itsuki
    You must be pretty screwed.
[03:56] Itsuki
    What did you get?
[03:58] ---
    H-Hey!
[03:59] Itsuki
    Let's see, Uesugi Futaro-kun.
[04:01] Itsuki
    You scored...
[04:04] Itsuki
    O-One hundred?!
[04:08] ---
    Is this real?
[04:09] Fuutarou
    Oh, man, that's embarrassing.
[04:12] Itsuki
    You showed me this on purpose!
[04:16] Itsuki
    I hate to admit it,
    but I'm not great at studies.
[04:20] Itsuki
    I envy you.
[04:22] Itsuki
    I know!
[04:23] Itsuki
    Lady Luck brought you to my table!
    You should help me study!
[04:26] Fuutarou
    Thank you for the meal.
[04:28] Itsuki
    You're done eating already?!
[04:31] Itsuki
    Are you really full?
[04:35] Itsuki
    Shall I share some of mine?
[04:38] Fuutarou
    If anything, you ordered way too much.
[04:41] Fuutarou
    You'll gain weight.
[04:42] Itsuki
    Gain...
[04:45] Itsuki
    I've never met anyone so insensitive!
[04:48] Itsuki
    I'm not giving you anything!
SIGN    Uesugi Raiha
SIGN    Are you eating alone again?
    Call me ^o^
[04:53] Itsuki
    We can clear our debt?
[04:55] Raiha
    Dad found a good part-time job.
[04:58] Raiha
    A rich family moved in just recently,
[05:01] ---
    and they're looking for
    a tutor for their daughter.
[05:04] Fuutarou
    A tutor?
[05:06] Raiha
    A fun, homely workplace.
[05:08] Raiha
    And they're paying
    five times the market price.
[05:11] Fuutarou
    Uh, that sounds really sketchy.
[05:14] Raiha
    I heard people can get by on just one kidney.
[05:17] Fuutarou
    Y-You're telling me to give one up?!
[05:20] Raiha
    I'm kidding.
[05:22] Raiha
    But now you can eat a bellyful,
[05:26] Raiha
    Onii-chan.
[05:31] Fuutarou
    So what's this daughter like?
[05:35] Raiha
    She's in high school.
[05:36] Raiha
    They said she's transferring to your school.
[05:40] Raiha
    Her name is, uh, Nakano...
[05:43] Itsuki
    Nakano Itsuki.
[05:44] Itsuki
    Pleased to meet you.
[05:49] Fuutarou
    I know this girl!
[05:51] Guy A
    The transfer student's a girl?
[05:53] Guy B
    She's actually cute.
[05:54] Girl A
    That uniform's from Kurobara
    Girls' School, isn't it?
[05:56] Guy C
    Seriously? She must be rich as hell!
[05:58] Fuutarou
    A rich transfer student?
[06:01] Fuutarou
    So she's the one?
[06:04] Fuutarou
    H-Hey.
[06:10] Guy A
    Nice to meet you.
[06:12] Fuutarou
    U-Uh oh.
[06:14] Lady
    Here you go. Barbecue beef
    combo without the beef.
[06:18] Fuutarou
    I messed up yesterday,
[06:20] ---
    but if that transfer student rejects me,
[06:23] ---
    I lose my tutoring opportunity.
[06:26] Fuutarou
    I have to get back on her good side.
[06:30] Fuutarou
    I'm back. I wanted to sit beside you again.
[06:35] Fuutarou
    Of course, not just for lunch,
    but for studying, too.
[06:38] Itsuki
    Oh, my!
[06:39] Fuutarou
    Perfect.
[06:43] Itsuki
    Thanks for waiting.
[06:44] Fuutarou
    She's eating with her friends.
[06:48] Itsuki
    I'm sorry, but this table is full.
[06:59] Ichika
    Hey, you. Leaving just like that?
[07:04] Ichika
    You're after Itsuki-chan, aren't you?
[07:07] Fuutarou
    I'm not after her.
[07:09] Ichika
    What? So it is Itsuki-chan?
[07:13] Ichika
    What was it about her that got you?
[07:15] Ichika
    How proper she is?
    You do seem like you'd be into that.
[07:18] Ichika
    I know, I'll go get her.
[07:21] Fuutarou
    Wait.
[07:24] Fuutarou
    I don't need your help.
[07:26] Fuutarou
    My problems are my own to figure out.
[07:30] Ichika
    That's pretty manly,
    coming from a studyholic.
[07:34] Ichika
    You can come to your Big Sis Ichika
    if you ever need help.
[07:38] Ichika
    I bet this is going to be fun.
[07:40] Fuutarou
    "Big Sis"? What?
[07:43] Fuutarou
    We're in the same year.
[07:44] Fuutarou
    I think.
[07:46] Fuutarou
    This is bad, though.
[07:48] Fuutarou
    I'm meeting her as her
    tutor today, after school.
[07:51] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san.
[07:53] Fuutarou
    I must fix this by then.
[07:53] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[07:54] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[07:57] Yotsuba
    You finally looked up.
[08:02] Fuutarou
    Wh-Wh-Who are you?
[08:04] Fuutarou
    Wh-Why do you know my name?
[08:08] Yotsuba
    That's an excellent question.
[08:11] Yotsuba
    Did you happen to lose an
    exam paper with a perfect score?
[08:14] ---
    Or was it this one with a zero?
[08:17] Fuutarou
    My exam paper? Why do you have it?
[08:19] Yotsuba
    Well, you see...
[08:22] Yotsuba
    Back then,
[08:23] Yotsuba
    that happened,
[08:25] Yotsuba
    I noticed...
[08:28] Yotsuba
    And now, here we are.
[08:30] Yotsuba
    So, which one is it?
[08:33] Fuutarou
    The right.
[08:34] Yotsuba
    Wow, you're so honest.
[08:37] Yotsuba
    I shall grant you both.
[08:38] Fuutarou
    I don't need it.
[08:40] Fuutarou
    And who even scored a zero?
[08:42] Yotsuba
    I did.
[08:44] Fuutarou
    And you felt like giving it to me?
[08:48] Yotsuba
    My first impression of you was
    that you're a gloomy loner,
[08:53] ---
    but I'll also add "genius" to that.
[08:57] Yotsuba
    That was fast.
[09:05] Fuutarou
    Will you stop following me?!
[09:06] Yotsuba
    You still haven't thanked me.
[09:10] Yotsuba
    When someone picks something up
    for you, you say "thank you."
[09:13] Yotsuba
    How could you not know this?
    Aren't you a genius?
[09:16] Fuutarou
    I happened to find this.
[09:19] Fuutarou
    Now we're even.
[09:23] Yotsuba
    Ah.
[09:24] Yotsuba
    Thank you.
[09:25] Fuutarou
    She actually went and thanked me.
[09:31] Fuutarou
    I thought she'd be alone on her way home.
SIGN    Welcome to the Home of the Daibutsu
SIGN    Ohtagawa
[09:34] Nino
    I think you're eating too much, Itsuki.
[09:36] Itsuki
    Am I?
[09:38] Itsuki
    This is still my second one.
[09:41] Nino
    You meat bun monster!
[09:44] Itsuki
    S-Stop it!
[09:46] Nino
    You won't be popular with guys!
[09:48] Itsuki
    None of your business!
[09:50] Fuutarou
    I can't get a chance to apologize.
[09:52] Miku
    Are you having fun by yourself?
[09:56] Fuutarou
    I-It's not bad.
[09:58] Fuutarou
    This is my hobby.
[10:00] Miku
    I see.
[10:01] Miku
    Staring at high school girls is your hobby?
[10:04] Miku
    Calling in support.
[10:06] Fuutarou
    Please don't report me.
[10:08] Fuutarou
    Also, don't tell your friend Itsuki-chan.
[10:11] Miku
    Fine.
[10:12] Miku
    But...
[10:14] Miku
    She's not my friend.
[10:22] Fuutarou
    I-Is this the place?
[10:24] Fuutarou
    She's legit rich.
[10:29] Fuutarou
    This is the right address, I think.
[10:37] Nino
    What are you, a stalker?
[10:39] Nino
    You can talk to me if you want something.
[10:43] Fuutarou
    I won't get anywhere asking you two.
[10:45] Nino
    You're so persistent.
[10:47] Nino
    People don't like you, do they?
[10:50] Nino
    Go home already.
[10:54] Fuutarou
    Go home?
[10:55] Fuutarou
    But this is where I live.
[10:56] Nino
    R-Really?
[10:58] Nino
    Sorry!
[10:59] Miku
    Barbecue beef without barbecue.
[11:03] Miku
    Are you on a diet?
[11:09] Nino
    You!
[11:10] Nino
    I knew it!
[11:12] Fuutarou
    There she is.
[11:14] Fuutarou
    This is my last chance to talk to her.
[11:19] Fuutarou
    Please don't close on me!
[11:31] Fuutarou
    This is all her fault!
[11:33] Fuutarou
    That I have to bear the discomfort
    of having to suck up...
[11:36] Fuutarou
    That I have to be drenched in sweat
    on my way home from school...
[11:40] Fuutarou
    That those weirdos keep messing with me...
[11:43] Fuutarou
    It's all...
[11:49] Fuutarou
    It's all her...
[11:52] ---
    ...fault.
[11:54] Itsuki
    I-It's you.
[11:56] Itsuki
    What is it?
[11:57] Itsuki
    Do you need something from me?
[11:59] Fuutarou
    A-About yesterday...
[12:02] Itsuki
    Huh? Say what?
[12:03] Itsuki
    What are you doing here, anyway?
[12:06] Fuutarou
    About yesterday, uh...
[12:08] Fuutarou
    I-I'm...
[12:09] Itsuki
    Are we done here?
[12:11] Fuutarou
    No, wait.
[12:13] Itsuki
    What exactly are you trying to do?
[12:15] Itsuki
    I have a tutor coming soon.
[12:18] Fuutarou
    That's me.
[12:22] Itsuki
    What?
[12:23] Fuutarou
    I'm the tutor.
[12:26] Itsuki
    Ack!
SIGN    Ack!
[12:30] Itsuki
    I-I absolutely refuse!
[12:32] Fuutarou
    I don't like it, either.
[12:33] Fuutarou
    I like this less than you do.
[12:36] Fuutarou
    But...
[12:37] Fuutarou
    I can't give up, either.
[12:40] Fuutarou
    I was completely in the wrong yesterday.
[12:44] Fuutarou
    I apologize.
[12:45] Fuutarou
    Going forward, I'm your partner.
[12:50] Itsuki
    No... I can't.
[12:53] Itsuki
    This guy is our tutor?
[12:58] Fuutarou
    "Our"?
[13:02] Nino
    That dude in front of
    our condo was so creepy.
[13:06] Ichika
    That sounds bad.
[13:11] Ichika
    Hey, it's the honor roll kid.
[13:13] Nino
    It's him! The stalker!
[13:14] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san is a stalker?!
[13:17] Miku
    You're getting ahead of yourself.
[13:18] Fuutarou
    Wh-Why are they...
[13:24] Itsuki
    Because we live here, obviously.
[13:29] Fuutarou
    So the five of you school friends
    share an apartment, huh?
[13:33] Fuutarou
    My brain, having been put under
    a sudden, heavy load
[13:36] ---
    and overclocked past its manufacturer limit,
    reached a certain conclusion.
[13:42] Fuutarou
    I must be dreaming.
[13:43] Fuutarou
    This has to be a dream.
[13:45] Itsuki
    No, actually.
[13:47] Itsuki
    We're...
[13:51] Itsuki
    quintuplets.
[13:54] Fuutarou
    I'm Uesugi Futaro, and I'm going
    to be your tutor starting today.
[13:58] Fuutarou
    I hope we can all have fun studying...
[14:02] Fuutarou
    Why?
[14:03] Fuutarou
    Why is there no one here?!
[14:07] Yotsuba
    Here! Here!
[14:08] Yotsuba
    I'm here!
[14:10] Fuutarou
    Um...
[14:11] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba, was it? The one who got a zero?
[14:16] Fuutarou
    Could you try furrowing your eyebrows?
[14:19] Yotsuba
    L-Like this?
[14:23] Fuutarou
    You really are quintuplets, huh?
[14:26] Fuutarou
    And why are you here?
[14:28] Yotsuba
    For your lessons, obviously.
[14:33] Fuutarou
    Yotsuba...
[14:35] Fuutarou
    Can I hug you?
[14:37] Yotsuba
    Okay, let's go get the rest of them!
[14:41] Yotsuba
    Our rooms, from the front, are...
[14:43] Yotsuba
    Itsuki, me, and then Miku, Nino, and Ichika.
[14:49] Fuutarou
    I have to start by gathering the five of you?
[14:51] Yotsuba
    It'll be fine.
[14:53] Yotsuba
    Itsuki is quite studious.
[14:56] Yotsuba
    She'll help us out,
    unless you really upset her.
[14:59] Itsuki
    No way.
[15:01] Itsuki
    Why you? You're in my class.
[15:04] Itsuki
    Is there not even one
    proper tutor in this town?
[15:08] Fuutarou
    Come on, you said you wanted me
    to help you study yesterday.
[15:11] Itsuki
    It was a lapse in judgment.
[15:13] Itsuki
    Forget about it.
[15:16] Yotsuba
    With five of us here,
    there's bound to be one who's like that.
[15:19] Yotsuba
    Miku's the smartest of all of us.
[15:24] Yotsuba
    She might get along with you.
[15:27] Miku
    No.
[15:29] Miku
    Why you? You're in our grade.
[15:32] Miku
    Is there not even one...
[15:34] Fuutarou
    Say no more. I heard that already.
[15:37] Yotsuba
    Sh-Shall we move on?
[15:40] Yotsuba
    Nino's really good at socializing.
[15:43] Yotsuba
    I bet she'll hit it off with you.
[15:47] Yotsuba
    M-Maybe she's not in.
[15:50] Yotsuba
    D-Don't worry!
[15:52] Yotsuba
    We still have Ichika!
[15:54] Yotsuba
    Ichika is...
[15:58] Fuutarou
    Why the silence?
[16:00] Yotsuba
    Please stay calm, okay?
[16:05] Fuutarou
    Wh-What's with this room?
[16:08] Fuutarou
    Is someone really living in this dump?
[16:11] Ichika
    I wish you wouldn't talk about
    my room like it's some uncivilized land.
[16:20] Yotsuba
    Jeez, you made a huge mess again.
[16:22] Ichika
    I never thought you'd be our tutor.
[16:26] Ichika
    So that's why you were after Itsuki-chan.
[16:28] Fuutarou
    Never mind that.
[16:29] Fuutarou
    We're going to the living room.
[16:31] Ichika
    Wait, no! Don't do that!
[16:35] Ichika
    I feel shy. I'm not wearing any clothes.
[16:37] Fuutarou
    Wh-Why not?!
[16:39] Ichika
    Yotsuba,
[16:40] Ichika
    could you grab me some
    clothes from around there?
[16:43] Yotsuba
    Huh? Let me see...
[16:46] Fuutarou
    When's the last time she
    studied at this desk?
[16:49] Ichika
    Come on, study this, study that...
[16:53] Ichika
    You're in a girl's room. Is that really
    what you want to focus on?
[16:58] Yotsuba
    Found one.
[16:59] Fuutarou
    Just get changed and come
    to the living room, please.
[17:03] Fuutarou
    Damn it.
[17:07] Miku
    Futaro, was it?
[17:09] Miku
    I need to ask you something.
[17:12] Miku
    Part of my gym clothes is missing.
[17:15] Miku
    A red sweatshirt.
[17:17] Fuutarou
    I see.
[17:19] Fuutarou
    I haven't seen it.
[17:21] Miku
    It was here a minute ago.
[17:23] Miku
    Until you got here.
[17:28] Miku
    You...
[17:28] Fuutarou
    Didn't take it!
[17:30] Itsuki
    Hey.
[17:31] Itsuki
    I made too many cookies.
[17:33] Itsuki
    Want some?
SIGN    Nakano Mi
[17:36] Fuutarou
    There, now I have four of you.
[17:39] Fuutarou
    Okay, let's start studying.
[17:41] Ichika
    Yum!
[17:43] Ichika
    What flavor are these?
[17:44] Miku
    Why are you wearing my sweatshirt?
[17:46] Ichika
    I didn't want to get dirty baking.
[17:49] Miku
    Take it off now.
[17:50] Ichika
    Hey, stop that!
[17:52] Miku
    Give it back.
[17:53] Ichika
    Later! I'll give it back later!
[17:56] Yotsuba
    Not to worry, Uesugi-san.
[17:59] Yotsuba
    I'm studying.
[18:03] Yotsuba
    Hey, let's go hang out somewhere.
    It's Saturday.
[18:05] Ichika
    Oh, was there a package for me?
[18:07] Fuutarou
    These girls are hopeless.
[18:12] Ichika
    Do you not like cookies?
[18:14] Fuutarou
    No, I'm just not in the mood for them.
[18:16] Itsuki
    You don't need to be so wary.
    I didn't poison the cookies.
[18:21] Itsuki
    I wouldn't mind studying if you have some.
[18:30] Itsuki
    He's going at them.
[18:32] Itsuki
    Are they good?
[18:34] Fuutarou
    Yeah, they're good.
[18:35] Itsuki
    I'm so glad.
[18:39] Itsuki
    Oh, right. The thing is...
[18:42] Itsuki
    We don't need a tutor, honestly.
[18:51] Itsuki
    Just kidding.
[18:53] Itsuki
    Here, water.
[18:54] Fuutarou
    Th-Thanks.
[18:56] Fuutarou
    Damn it...
[18:57] Fuutarou
    I'm not surprised by the
    way they're reacting,
[19:00] ---
    but I need to get them to graduate.
[19:03] Fuutarou
    There's no other way for me.
[19:08] Itsuki
    Bye-bye.
[19:14] Cab Driver
    Sir.
[19:15] Cab Driver
    Sir, we're here.
[19:22] Fuutarou
    Where am I?
[19:23] Cab Driver
    Where?
[19:24] Cab Driver
    This is where you live, is it not?
[19:26] Fuutarou
    H-How?!
[19:30] Fuutarou
    She did this!
[19:32] Cab Driver
    That'll be 4,800 yen.
[19:35] Fuutarou
    Money?!
[19:35] Fuutarou
    That's so much!
[19:37] Itsuki
    By card.
[19:38] Cab Driver
    Thank you.
[19:42] Fuutarou
    Itsuki.
[19:45] Itsuki
    I checked your student
    handbook for your address.
[19:49] Fuutarou
    D-Did you look at the photo?
[19:52] Itsuki
    What are you talking about?
[19:53] Itsuki
    Anyway, they really pulled
    a fast one on you, huh?
[19:56] Itsuki
    If you've learned your lesson,
    you'll give up on tutoring us.
[20:01] Fuutarou
    I can't do that.
[20:04] Itsuki
    Why are you so persistent?
[20:06] Raiha
    I knew it was you, Onii-chan.
[20:08] Fuutarou
    Raiha.
[20:10] Raiha
    Welcome home.
[20:11] Raiha
    Dinner's...
[20:15] Raiha
    Is this your student?!
[20:18] Fuutarou
    Sh-She's nobody.
[20:19] Fuutarou
    Let's go.
[20:21] Raiha
    You're lying.
[20:23] Raiha
    Would you like to have dinner at our place?
[20:27] Fuutarou
    R-Raiha...
[20:29] Raiha
    But...
[20:31] Raiha
    Do you not want to?
[20:36] Raiha
    Here we go.
[20:38] Raiha
    The Uesugi Family's special
    curry and rolled egg.
[20:42] Raiha
    I hope you like it.
[20:44] Itsuki
    It looks delicious.
[20:48] Fuutarou
    I doubt a rich girl can appreciate
    the food of us common folk.
[20:52] Raiha
    Hey!
[20:53] Fuutarou
    Ow!
[20:54] ---
    Cut that out.
[20:56] Dad
    That's why you aren't as popular as I am.
[20:59] Fuutarou
    Dad...
[21:00] Dad
    I never thought you'd
    bring home a girl, though.
[21:02] Dad
    Let's eat.
[21:04] Raiha
    Oh, yeah, Onii-chan.
[21:06] Raiha
    Did you get your tutoring done?
[21:10] Itsuki
    About that...
[21:12] Fuutarou
    O-Of course. It's all good.
[21:14] Itsuki
    Wh-What?!
[21:15] Fuutarou
    Just play along. You'll make Raiha sad.
[21:18] Raiha
    What's wrong?
[21:19] Fuutarou
    No, it's nothing.
[21:20] Itsuki
    Y-Yes.
[21:23] Raiha
    I'm glad, though.
[21:25] Raiha
    We can finally deal with our debt problem.
[21:27] Fuutarou
    We have a guest, Raiha.
[21:29] Raiha
    Oh, sorry.
[21:32] Itsuki
    Thank you for having me.
[21:34] Dad
    Sure.
[21:34] Itsuki
    Thanks for the dinner, Raiha-chan.
[21:39] Raiha
    Itsuki-san...
[21:40] Itsuki
    Y-Yes?
[21:41] Raiha
    My brother's a crappy,
    egoistic low-life, but...
[21:45] Fuutarou
    R-Raiha?
[21:47] Raiha
    But he's got lots of good qualities, too.
[21:50] Raiha
    So, um...
[21:52] Raiha
    Would you have dinner with us again?
[21:57] Itsuki
    Of course.
[21:59] Itsuki
    Using my brain makes me hungry.
[22:01] Itsuki
    I hope you'll treat me again.
[22:05] Itsuki
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[22:07] Itsuki
    I have an idea of your circumstances now,
[22:10] ---
    but I can't help you.
[22:12] Fuutarou
    That so?
[22:14] Itsuki
    I'll study, but I won't
    ask for your tutelage.
[22:17] Itsuki
    I'll pull it off without your assistance.
[22:22] Itsuki
    So if you want to tutor us, suit yourself.
[22:28] Fuutarou
    What did you just say?
[22:30] Itsuki
    I said, suit yourself.
[22:32] Fuutarou
    R-Really?
[22:34] Fuutarou
    That's all I have to do?
[22:36] Fuutarou
    You're the best, Itsuki!
[22:38] Itsuki
    What?
[22:40] Fuutarou
    I'll be there precisely at noon tomorrow.
[22:42] Fuutarou
    Gather the other four for me.
[22:44] Itsuki
    Right.
[22:46] Fuutarou
    That's right.
[22:47] Fuutarou
    My job is to help
    all five of them graduate.
[22:50] Fuutarou
    I don't need to actually
    deal with all five of them.
[22:56] Fuutarou
    I just need to teach the ones
    that are in danger of failing.
[23:01] Itsuki
    I wonder if Futaro knows.
[23:04] Ichika
    I doubt he knows...
[23:06] Ichika
    that we transferred here because
    all five of us nearly failed.
SIGN    "The unbelievable day..." Hehe.
SIGN    You mean the day you met us, right?
SIGN    It didn't seem like it at the time.
[23:25] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[23:28] ---
    All these years later,
    I still relive that moment in my sleep...
[23:44] ---
    It was unbelievable.
SIGN    #01 The Quintessential Quintuplets
[23:46] ---
    An absolute nightmare.
SIGN    Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN    #02 Rooftop Confession
[23:50] ---
    Quintuplets Trivia!
[23:51] ---
    Our weights total up to 250 kilos!
[23:55] ---
    Wow, it's neatly divisible by five!
[23:57] ---
    50 kilos each! The average,
    healthy weight for a girl!
[24:00] ---
    Let's go with that, okay?
[24:01] ---
    Uh, but...
[24:02] ---
    Let's go with that, okay?
[24:03] ---
    Okay...