# E1 - The Quintessential Quintuplets
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYJ0JN536/the-quintessential-quintuplets)
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**[00:07] Fuutarou**
*I was having a dream...*
**[00:11] Lady**
Please wake up, groom.
**[00:13] Lady**
The bride is ready.
**[00:18] Fuutarou**
* A dream of the unbelievable day*
* that brought us together.*
**[00:26] Fuutarou**
Barbecue beef combo.
**[00:28] Fuutarou**
Without beef.
**[00:29] Lady**
Sure thing.
**[00:31] Fuutarou**
* You'd think the cheapest item on this*
* cafeteria's menu would be rice, but no.*
***SIGN*** Barbecue Beef Combo
***SIGN*** Rice
Miso Soup
Pickled Vegetables
**[00:35] Fuutarou**
* Subtract 200 yen for the beef*
* from the barbecue beef combo,*
**[00:39] ---**
* and you get rice plus miso soup and*
* pickled veggies for the price of rice.*
**[00:45] Fuutarou**
*You get free, unlimited water, too.*
**[00:46] Fuutarou**
*School cafeteria for the win.*
**[00:48] Girl A**
Uesugi-kun's on his own again.
**[00:50] Guy A**
Oh, man.
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[02:38] ---**
Yo, who's that?
**[02:40] ---**
Someone's sitting with Uesugi?
**[02:42] ---**
That never happens!
**[02:43] Fuutarou**
*She isn't wearing our uniform...*
**[02:45] Fuutarou**
*Wait, how did this even happen?*
**[02:49] (Flashback) Itsuki**
I got here first.
**[02:51] (Flashback) Itsuki**
The next table over is available.
**[02:53] (Flashback) Itsuki**
Move, please.
**[02:55] (Flashback) Fuutarou**
This is where I sit every day.
**[02:58] (Flashback) Itsuki**
You move.
**[03:01] Girl A**
Look, Uesugi-kun's having lunch with a girl.
**[03:04] Guy A**
For real? Yikes!
**[03:07] Fuutarou**
Tch. Those stupid...
**[03:11] Fuutarou**
*She's all red.*
**[03:13] Fuutarou**
*No one forced you, you know.*
**[03:18] Fuutarou**
*Udon for 250 yen.*
**[03:19] Fuutarou**
*Two shrimp tempura for 150 each.*
**[03:21] Fuutarou**
*Squid tempura for 100.*
**[03:23] Fuutarou**
*Chicken tempura.*
**[03:23] Fuutarou**
*Yam tempura.*
**[03:24] Fuutarou**
*And a pudding dessert to top it off!*
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:27] Fuutarou**
* Over 1,000 yen on lunch?*
* What are you, filthy rich?!*
**[03:32] Fuutarou**
Well, do as you like.
**[03:35] Itsuki**
Time to eat.
**[03:43] Itsuki**
Mind your manners.
**[03:46] Itsuki**
Studying in the middle of lunch?
**[03:49] Fuutarou**
I'm reviewing my exam.
**[03:50] Fuutarou**
Leave me alone.
**[03:53] Itsuki**
You must be pretty screwed.
**[03:56] Itsuki**
What did you get?
**[03:58] ---**
H-Hey!
**[03:59] Itsuki**
Let's see, Uesugi Futaro-kun.
**[04:01] Itsuki**
You scored...
**[04:04] Itsuki**
O-One hundred?!
**[04:08] ---**
Is this real?
**[04:09] Fuutarou**
Oh, man, that's embarrassing.
**[04:12] Itsuki**
You showed me this on purpose!
**[04:16] Itsuki**
I hate to admit it,
but I'm not great at studies.
**[04:20] Itsuki**
I envy you.
**[04:22] Itsuki**
I know!
**[04:23] Itsuki**
Lady Luck brought you to my table!
You should help me study!
**[04:26] Fuutarou**
Thank you for the meal.
**[04:28] Itsuki**
You're done eating already?!
**[04:31] Itsuki**
Are you really full?
**[04:35] Itsuki**
Shall I share some of mine?
**[04:38] Fuutarou**
If anything, you ordered way too much.
**[04:41] Fuutarou**
You'll gain weight.
**[04:42] Itsuki**
Gain...
**[04:45] Itsuki**
I've never met anyone so insensitive!
**[04:48] Itsuki**
I'm not giving you anything!
***SIGN*** Uesugi Raiha
***SIGN*** Are you eating alone again?
Call me ^o^
**[04:53] Itsuki**
We can clear our debt?
**[04:55] Raiha**
*Dad found a good part-time job.*
**[04:58] Raiha**
*A rich family moved in just recently,*
**[05:01] ---**
and they're looking for
a tutor for their daughter.
**[05:04] Fuutarou**
*A tutor?*
**[05:06] Raiha**
A fun, homely workplace.
**[05:08] Raiha**
And they're paying
five times the market price.
**[05:11] Fuutarou**
*Uh, that sounds really sketchy.*
**[05:14] Raiha**
I heard people can get by on just one kidney.
**[05:17] Fuutarou**
Y-You're telling me to give one up?!
**[05:20] Raiha**
*I'm kidding.*
**[05:22] Raiha**
But now you can eat a bellyful,
**[05:26] Raiha**
*Onii-chan.*
**[05:31] Fuutarou**
*So what's this daughter like?*
**[05:35] Raiha**
*She's in high school.*
**[05:36] Raiha**
*They said she's transferring to your school.*
**[05:40] Raiha**
*Her name is, uh, Nakano...*
**[05:43] Itsuki**
Nakano Itsuki.
**[05:44] Itsuki**
Pleased to meet you.
**[05:49] Fuutarou**
*I know this girl!*
**[05:51] Guy A**
The transfer student's a girl?
**[05:53] Guy B**
She's actually cute.
**[05:54] Girl A**
That uniform's from Kurobara
Girls' School, isn't it?
**[05:56] Guy C**
Seriously? She must be rich as hell!
**[05:58] Fuutarou**
*A rich transfer student?*
**[06:01] Fuutarou**
*So she's the one?*
**[06:04] Fuutarou**
H-Hey.
**[06:10] Guy A**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:12] Fuutarou**
*U-Uh oh.*
**[06:14] Lady**
Here you go. Barbecue beef
combo without the beef.
**[06:18] Fuutarou**
*I messed up yesterday,*
**[06:20] ---**
*but if that transfer student rejects me,*
**[06:23] ---**
*I lose my tutoring opportunity.*
**[06:26] Fuutarou**
*I have to get back on her good side.*
**[06:30] Fuutarou**
I'm back. I wanted to sit beside you again.
**[06:35] Fuutarou**
Of course, not just for lunch,
but for studying, too.
**[06:38] Itsuki**
Oh, my!
**[06:39] Fuutarou**
*Perfect.*
**[06:43] Itsuki**
Thanks for waiting.
**[06:44] Fuutarou**
*She's eating with her friends.*
**[06:48] Itsuki**
I'm sorry, but this table is full.
**[06:59] Ichika**
Hey, you. Leaving just like that?
**[07:04] Ichika**
You're after Itsuki-chan, aren't you?
**[07:07] Fuutarou**
I'm not *after* her.
**[07:09] Ichika**
What? So it *is* Itsuki-chan?
**[07:13] Ichika**
What was it about her that got you?
**[07:15] Ichika**
How proper she is?
You do seem like you'd be into that.
**[07:18] Ichika**
I know, I'll go get her.
**[07:21] Fuutarou**
Wait.
**[07:24] Fuutarou**
I don't need your help.
**[07:26] Fuutarou**
My problems are my own to figure out.
**[07:30] Ichika**
That's pretty manly,
coming from a studyholic.
**[07:34] Ichika**
You can come to your Big Sis Ichika
if you ever need help.
**[07:38] Ichika**
I bet this is going to be fun.
**[07:40] Fuutarou**
"Big Sis"? What?
**[07:43] Fuutarou**
We're in the same year.
**[07:44] Fuutarou**
I think.
**[07:46] Fuutarou**
*This is bad, though.*
**[07:48] Fuutarou**
* I'm meeting her as her*
* tutor today, after school.*
**[07:51] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san.
**[07:53] Fuutarou**
*I must fix this by then.*
**[07:53] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[07:54] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san!
**[07:57] Yotsuba**
You finally looked up.
**[08:02] Fuutarou**
Wh-Wh-Who are you?
**[08:04] Fuutarou**
Wh-Why do you know my name?
**[08:08] Yotsuba**
That's an excellent question.
**[08:11] Yotsuba**
Did you happen to lose an
exam paper with a perfect score?
**[08:14] ---**
Or was it this one with a zero?
**[08:17] Fuutarou**
My exam paper? Why do you have it?
**[08:19] Yotsuba**
Well, you see...
**[08:22] Yotsuba**
Back then,
**[08:23] Yotsuba**
*that* happened,
**[08:25] Yotsuba**
I noticed...
**[08:28] Yotsuba**
And now, here we are.
**[08:30] Yotsuba**
So, which one is it?
**[08:33] Fuutarou**
The right.
**[08:34] Yotsuba**
Wow, you're so honest.
**[08:37] Yotsuba**
I shall grant you both.
**[08:38] Fuutarou**
I don't need it.
**[08:40] Fuutarou**
And who even scored a zero?
**[08:42] Yotsuba**
I did.
**[08:44] Fuutarou**
And you felt like giving it to me?
**[08:48] Yotsuba**
My first impression of you was
that you're a gloomy loner,
**[08:53] ---**
but I'll also add "genius" to that.
**[08:57] Yotsuba**
That was fast.
**[09:05] Fuutarou**
Will you stop following me?!
**[09:06] Yotsuba**
You still haven't thanked me.
**[09:10] Yotsuba**
When someone picks something up
for you, you say "thank you."
**[09:13] Yotsuba**
How could you not know this?
Aren't you a genius?
**[09:16] Fuutarou**
I happened to find this.
**[09:19] Fuutarou**
Now we're even.
**[09:23] Yotsuba**
Ah.
**[09:24] Yotsuba**
Thank you.
**[09:25] Fuutarou**
*She actually went and thanked me.*
**[09:31] Fuutarou**
*I thought she'd be alone on her way home.*
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Home of the Daibutsu
***SIGN*** Ohtagawa
**[09:34] Nino**
I think you're eating too much, Itsuki.
**[09:36] Itsuki**
Am I?
**[09:38] Itsuki**
This is still my second one.
**[09:41] Nino**
You meat bun monster!
**[09:44] Itsuki**
S-Stop it!
**[09:46] Nino**
You won't be popular with guys!
**[09:48] Itsuki**
None of your business!
**[09:50] Fuutarou**
I can't get a chance to apologize.
**[09:52] Miku**
Are you having fun by yourself?
**[09:56] Fuutarou**
I-It's not bad.
**[09:58] Fuutarou**
This is my hobby.
**[10:00] Miku**
I see.
**[10:01] Miku**
Staring at high school girls is your hobby?
**[10:04] Miku**
Calling in support.
**[10:06] Fuutarou**
Please don't report me.
**[10:08] Fuutarou**
Also, don't tell your friend Itsuki-chan.
**[10:11] Miku**
Fine.
**[10:12] Miku**
But...
**[10:14] Miku**
She's not my friend.
**[10:22] Fuutarou**
I-Is this the place?
**[10:24] Fuutarou**
She's legit rich.
**[10:29] Fuutarou**
This is the right address, I think.
**[10:37] Nino**
What are you, a stalker?
**[10:39] Nino**
You can talk to me if you want something.
**[10:43] Fuutarou**
I won't get anywhere asking you two.
**[10:45] Nino**
You're so persistent.
**[10:47] Nino**
People don't like you, do they?
**[10:50] Nino**
Go home already.
**[10:54] Fuutarou**
Go home?
**[10:55] Fuutarou**
But this is where I live.
**[10:56] Nino**
R-Really?
**[10:58] Nino**
Sorry!
**[10:59] Miku**
Barbecue beef without barbecue.
**[11:03] Miku**
Are you on a diet?
**[11:09] Nino**
You!
**[11:10] Nino**
I knew it!
**[11:12] Fuutarou**
*There she is.*
**[11:14] Fuutarou**
*This is my last chance to talk to her.*
**[11:19] Fuutarou**
*Please don't close on me!*
**[11:31] Fuutarou**
*This is all her fault!*
**[11:33] Fuutarou**
* That I have to bear the discomfort*
* of having to suck up...*
**[11:36] Fuutarou**
* That I have to be drenched in sweat*
* on my way home from school...*
**[11:40] Fuutarou**
*That those weirdos keep messing with me...*
**[11:43] Fuutarou**
*It's all...*
**[11:49] Fuutarou**
*It's all her...*
**[11:52] ---**
*...fault.*
**[11:54] Itsuki**
I-It's you.
**[11:56] Itsuki**
What is it?
**[11:57] Itsuki**
Do you need something from me?
**[11:59] Fuutarou**
A-About yesterday...
**[12:02] Itsuki**
Huh? Say what?
**[12:03] Itsuki**
What are you doing here, anyway?
**[12:06] Fuutarou**
About yesterday, uh...
**[12:08] Fuutarou**
I-I'm...
**[12:09] Itsuki**
Are we done here?
**[12:11] Fuutarou**
No, wait.
**[12:13] Itsuki**
What exactly are you trying to do?
**[12:15] Itsuki**
I have a tutor coming soon.
**[12:18] Fuutarou**
That's me.
**[12:22] Itsuki**
What?
**[12:23] Fuutarou**
I'm the tutor.
**[12:26] Itsuki**
*Ack!*
***SIGN*** Ack!
**[12:30] Itsuki**
I-I absolutely refuse!
**[12:32] Fuutarou**
I don't like it, either.
**[12:33] Fuutarou**
I like this less than you do.
**[12:36] Fuutarou**
But...
**[12:37] Fuutarou**
I can't give up, either.
**[12:40] Fuutarou**
I was completely in the wrong yesterday.
**[12:44] Fuutarou**
I apologize.
**[12:45] Fuutarou**
Going forward, I'm your partner.
**[12:50] Itsuki**
No... I can't.
**[12:53] Itsuki**
*This* guy is our tutor?
**[12:58] Fuutarou**
"Our"?
**[13:02] Nino**
That dude in front of
our condo was so creepy.
**[13:06] Ichika**
That sounds bad.
**[13:11] Ichika**
Hey, it's the honor roll kid.
**[13:13] Nino**
It's him! The stalker!
**[13:14] Yotsuba**
Uesugi-san is a stalker?!
**[13:17] Miku**
You're getting ahead of yourself.
**[13:18] Fuutarou**
Wh-Why are they...
**[13:24] Itsuki**
Because we live here, obviously.
**[13:29] Fuutarou**
So the five of you school friends
share an apartment, huh?
**[13:33] Fuutarou**
* My brain, having been put under*
* a sudden, heavy load*
**[13:36] ---**
* and overclocked past its manufacturer limit,*
* reached a certain conclusion.*
**[13:42] Fuutarou**
*I must be dreaming.*
**[13:43] Fuutarou**
*This* has *to be a dream.*
**[13:45] Itsuki**
No, actually.
**[13:47] Itsuki**
We're...
**[13:51] Itsuki**
quintuplets.
**[13:54] Fuutarou**
I'm Uesugi Futaro, and I'm going
to be your tutor starting today.
**[13:58] Fuutarou**
I hope we can all have fun studying...
**[14:02] Fuutarou**
Why?
**[14:03] Fuutarou**
Why is there no one here?!
**[14:07] Yotsuba**
Here! Here!
**[14:08] Yotsuba**
I'm here!
**[14:10] Fuutarou**
Um...
**[14:11] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba, was it? The one who got a zero?
**[14:16] Fuutarou**
Could you try furrowing your eyebrows?
**[14:19] Yotsuba**
L-Like this?
**[14:23] Fuutarou**
You really are quintuplets, huh?
**[14:26] Fuutarou**
And why are you here?
**[14:28] Yotsuba**
For your lessons, obviously.
**[14:33] Fuutarou**
Yotsuba...
**[14:35] Fuutarou**
Can I hug you?
**[14:37] Yotsuba**
Okay, let's go get the rest of them!
**[14:41] Yotsuba**
Our rooms, from the front, are...
**[14:43] Yotsuba**
Itsuki, me, and then Miku, Nino, and Ichika.
**[14:49] Fuutarou**
I have to start by gathering the five of you?
**[14:51] Yotsuba**
It'll be fine.
**[14:53] Yotsuba**
Itsuki is quite studious.
**[14:56] Yotsuba**
She'll help us out,
unless you *really* upset her.
**[14:59] Itsuki**
No way.
**[15:01] Itsuki**
Why you? You're in my class.
**[15:04] Itsuki**
Is there not even *one*
proper tutor in this town?
**[15:08] Fuutarou**
Come on, you said you wanted me
to help you study yesterday.
**[15:11] Itsuki**
It was a lapse in judgment.
**[15:13] Itsuki**
Forget about it.
**[15:16] Yotsuba**
With five of us here,
there's bound to be one who's like that.
**[15:19] Yotsuba**
Miku's the smartest of all of us.
**[15:24] Yotsuba**
She might get along with you.
**[15:27] Miku**
No.
**[15:29] Miku**
Why you? You're in our grade.
**[15:32] Miku**
Is there not even one...
**[15:34] Fuutarou**
Say no more. I heard that already.
**[15:37] Yotsuba**
Sh-Shall we move on?
**[15:40] Yotsuba**
Nino's really good at socializing.
**[15:43] Yotsuba**
I bet she'll hit it off with you.
**[15:47] Yotsuba**
M-Maybe she's not in.
**[15:50] Yotsuba**
D-Don't worry!
**[15:52] Yotsuba**
We still have Ichika!
**[15:54] Yotsuba**
Ichika is...
**[15:58] Fuutarou**
Why the silence?
**[16:00] Yotsuba**
Please stay calm, okay?
**[16:05] Fuutarou**
Wh-What's with this room?
**[16:08] Fuutarou**
Is someone really living in this dump?
**[16:11] Ichika**
I wish you wouldn't talk about
my room like it's some uncivilized land.
**[16:20] Yotsuba**
Jeez, you made a huge mess again.
**[16:22] Ichika**
I never thought you'd be our tutor.
**[16:26] Ichika**
So that's why you were after Itsuki-chan.
**[16:28] Fuutarou**
Never mind that.
**[16:29] Fuutarou**
We're going to the living room.
**[16:31] Ichika**
Wait, no! Don't do that!
**[16:35] Ichika**
I feel shy. I'm not wearing any clothes.
**[16:37] Fuutarou**
Wh-Why not?!
**[16:39] Ichika**
Yotsuba,
**[16:40] Ichika**
could you grab me some
clothes from around there?
**[16:43] Yotsuba**
Huh? Let me see...
**[16:46] Fuutarou**
When's the last time she
studied at this desk?
**[16:49] Ichika**
Come on, study this, study that...
**[16:53] Ichika**
You're in a girl's room. Is that really
what you want to focus on?
**[16:58] Yotsuba**
Found one.
**[16:59] Fuutarou**
Just get changed and come
to the living room, please.
**[17:03] Fuutarou**
Damn it.
**[17:07] Miku**
Futaro, was it?
**[17:09] Miku**
I need to ask you something.
**[17:12] Miku**
Part of my gym clothes is missing.
**[17:15] Miku**
A red sweatshirt.
**[17:17] Fuutarou**
I see.
**[17:19] Fuutarou**
I haven't seen it.
**[17:21] Miku**
It was here a minute ago.
**[17:23] Miku**
Until you got here.
**[17:28] Miku**
You...
**[17:28] Fuutarou**
Didn't take it!
**[17:30] Itsuki**
Hey.
**[17:31] Itsuki**
I made too many cookies.
**[17:33] Itsuki**
Want some?
***SIGN*** Nakano Mi
**[17:36] Fuutarou**
There, now I have four of you.
**[17:39] Fuutarou**
Okay, let's start studying.
**[17:41] Ichika**
Yum!
**[17:43] Ichika**
What flavor are these?
**[17:44] Miku**
Why are you wearing my sweatshirt?
**[17:46] Ichika**
I didn't want to get dirty baking.
**[17:49] Miku**
Take it off now.
**[17:50] Ichika**
Hey, stop that!
**[17:52] Miku**
Give it back.
**[17:53] Ichika**
Later! I'll give it back later!
**[17:56] Yotsuba**
Not to worry, Uesugi-san.
**[17:59] Yotsuba**
I'm studying.
**[18:03] Yotsuba**
Hey, let's go hang out somewhere.
It's Saturday.
**[18:05] Ichika**
Oh, was there a package for me?
**[18:07] Fuutarou**
*These girls are hopeless.*
**[18:12] Ichika**
Do you not like cookies?
**[18:14] Fuutarou**
No, I'm just not in the mood for them.
**[18:16] Itsuki**
You don't need to be so wary.
I didn't poison the cookies.
**[18:21] Itsuki**
I wouldn't mind studying if you have some.
**[18:30] Itsuki**
He's going at them.
**[18:32] Itsuki**
Are they good?
**[18:34] Fuutarou**
Yeah, they're good.
**[18:35] Itsuki**
I'm so glad.
**[18:39] Itsuki**
Oh, right. The thing is...
**[18:42] Itsuki**
We don't need a tutor, honestly.
**[18:51] Itsuki**
Just kidding.
**[18:53] Itsuki**
Here, water.
**[18:54] Fuutarou**
Th-Thanks.
**[18:56] Fuutarou**
*Damn it...*
**[18:57] Fuutarou**
* I'm not surprised by the*
* way they're reacting,*
**[19:00] ---**
*but I need to get them to graduate.*
**[19:03] Fuutarou**
*There's no other way for me.*
**[19:08] Itsuki**
Bye-bye.
**[19:14] Cab Driver**
Sir.
**[19:15] Cab Driver**
Sir, we're here.
**[19:22] Fuutarou**
Where am I?
**[19:23] Cab Driver**
Where?
**[19:24] Cab Driver**
This is where you live, is it not?
**[19:26] Fuutarou**
H-How?!
**[19:30] Fuutarou**
*She did this!*
**[19:32] Cab Driver**
That'll be 4,800 yen.
**[19:35] Fuutarou**
Money?!
**[19:35] Fuutarou**
That's so much!
**[19:37] Itsuki**
By card.
**[19:38] Cab Driver**
Thank you.
**[19:42] Fuutarou**
Itsuki.
**[19:45] Itsuki**
I checked your student
handbook for your address.
**[19:49] Fuutarou**
D-Did you look at the photo?
**[19:52] Itsuki**
What are you talking about?
**[19:53] Itsuki**
Anyway, they really pulled
a fast one on you, huh?
**[19:56] Itsuki**
If you've learned your lesson,
you'll give up on tutoring us.
**[20:01] Fuutarou**
I can't do that.
**[20:04] Itsuki**
Why are you so persistent?
**[20:06] Raiha**
I knew it was you, Onii-chan.
**[20:08] Fuutarou**
Raiha.
**[20:10] Raiha**
Welcome home.
**[20:11] Raiha**
Dinner's...
**[20:15] Raiha**
Is this your student?!
**[20:18] Fuutarou**
Sh-She's nobody.
**[20:19] Fuutarou**
Let's go.
**[20:21] Raiha**
You're lying.
**[20:23] Raiha**
Would you like to have dinner at our place?
**[20:27] Fuutarou**
R-Raiha...
**[20:29] Raiha**
But...
**[20:31] Raiha**
Do you not want to?
**[20:36] Raiha**
Here we go.
**[20:38] Raiha**
The Uesugi Family's special
curry and rolled egg.
**[20:42] Raiha**
I hope you like it.
**[20:44] Itsuki**
It looks delicious.
**[20:48] Fuutarou**
I doubt a rich girl can appreciate
the food of us common folk.
**[20:52] Raiha**
Hey!
**[20:53] Fuutarou**
Ow!
**[20:54] ---**
Cut that out.
**[20:56] Dad**
That's why you aren't as popular as I am.
**[20:59] Fuutarou**
Dad...
**[21:00] Dad**
I never thought you'd
bring home a girl, though.
**[21:02] Dad**
Let's eat.
**[21:04] Raiha**
Oh, yeah, Onii-chan.
**[21:06] Raiha**
Did you get your tutoring done?
**[21:10] Itsuki**
About that...
**[21:12] Fuutarou**
O-Of course. It's all good.
**[21:14] Itsuki**
Wh-What?!
**[21:15] Fuutarou**
Just play along. You'll make Raiha sad.
**[21:18] Raiha**
What's wrong?
**[21:19] Fuutarou**
No, it's nothing.
**[21:20] Itsuki**
Y-Yes.
**[21:23] Raiha**
I'm glad, though.
**[21:25] Raiha**
We can finally deal with our debt problem.
**[21:27] Fuutarou**
We have a guest, Raiha.
**[21:29] Raiha**
Oh, sorry.
**[21:32] Itsuki**
Thank you for having me.
**[21:34] Dad**
Sure.
**[21:34] Itsuki**
Thanks for the dinner, Raiha-chan.
**[21:39] Raiha**
Itsuki-san...
**[21:40] Itsuki**
Y-Yes?
**[21:41] Raiha**
My brother's a crappy,
egoistic low-life, but...
**[21:45] Fuutarou**
R-Raiha?
**[21:47] Raiha**
But he's got lots of good qualities, too.
**[21:50] Raiha**
So, um...
**[21:52] Raiha**
Would you have dinner with us again?
**[21:57] Itsuki**
Of course.
**[21:59] Itsuki**
Using my brain makes me hungry.
**[22:01] Itsuki**
I hope you'll treat me again.
**[22:05] Itsuki**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[22:07] Itsuki**
I have an idea of your circumstances now,
**[22:10] ---**
but I can't help you.
**[22:12] Fuutarou**
That so?
**[22:14] Itsuki**
I'll study, but I won't
ask for your tutelage.
**[22:17] Itsuki**
I'll pull it off without your assistance.
**[22:22] Itsuki**
So if you want to tutor us, suit yourself.
**[22:28] Fuutarou**
What did you just say?
**[22:30] Itsuki**
I said, suit yourself.
**[22:32] Fuutarou**
R-Really?
**[22:34] Fuutarou**
That's all I have to do?
**[22:36] Fuutarou**
You're the best, Itsuki!
**[22:38] Itsuki**
What?
**[22:40] Fuutarou**
I'll be there precisely at noon tomorrow.
**[22:42] Fuutarou**
Gather the other four for me.
**[22:44] Itsuki**
Right.
**[22:46] Fuutarou**
*That's right.*
**[22:47] Fuutarou**
* My job is to help*
* all five of them graduate.*
**[22:50] Fuutarou**
* I don't need to actually*
* deal with all five of them.*
**[22:56] Fuutarou**
* I just need to teach the ones*
* that are in danger of failing.*
**[23:01] Itsuki**
I wonder if Futaro knows.
**[23:04] Ichika**
I doubt he knows...
**[23:06] Ichika**
that we transferred here because
all five of us nearly failed.
***SIGN*** "The unbelievable day..." Hehe.
***SIGN*** You mean the day you met us, right?
***SIGN*** It didn't seem like it at the time.
**[23:25] ---**
Yeah, you're right.
**[23:28] ---**
All these years later,
I still relive that moment in my sleep...
**[23:44] ---**
It was unbelievable.
***SIGN*** #01 The Quintessential Quintuplets
**[23:46] ---**
An absolute nightmare.
***SIGN*** Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
***SIGN*** #02 Rooftop Confession
**[23:50] ---**
Quintuplets Trivia!
**[23:51] ---**
Our weights total up to 250 kilos!
**[23:55] ---**
Wow, it's neatly divisible by five!
**[23:57] ---**
50 kilos each! The average,
healthy weight for a girl!
**[24:00] ---**
Let's go with that, okay?
**[24:01] ---**
Uh, but...
**[24:02] ---**
Let's go with that, *okay*?
**[24:03] ---**
Okay...