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7 - Begin the Offensive

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[00:04] Nino
    Don't try to remember.
[00:10] Nino
    He doesn't
[00:13] ---
    think anything of me.
[00:18] Nino
    So I'm not going to see him anymore.
[00:23] Q's Dad
    You're back, Nino-kun.
[00:25] Nino
    Dad.
[00:26] Nino
    I told you to stop calling me that.
    It creeps me out.
[00:30] Q's Dad
    Sorry about that, Nino.
[00:32] Q's Dad
    I just received word that
    you all passed the exams.
[00:36] Q's Dad
    The six of you managed to pull it off.
[00:39] Q's Dad
    Congratulations.
[00:40] Nino
    Th-Thanks.
[00:42] Q's Dad
    It seems I have no choice but
    to approve of Uesugi-kun.
[00:45] Q's Dad
    So from tomorrow on,
    he can come here to...
[00:47] Nino
    I'm not going to see him anymore.
[00:49] Nino
    Also, we've decided to stay at
    our new place for a while longer.
[00:53] Q's Dad
    What did you say?
[00:54] Nino
    We're not going to make Ichika
    do all the work, of course.
[00:57] Nino
    I'm going to get a job, too.
[00:59] Nino
    I'm not going to pretend we've
    become independent or anything.
[01:02] Nino
    I know we're not doing
    the right thing, either.
[01:04] Nino
    But I have a feeling that
    living like that will change us.
[01:09] Nino
    I feel like we've made some progress.
[01:13] Q's Dad
    I fail to understand.
[01:15] Q's Dad
    Abstract ideas like "progress"
    couldn't be less convincing.
[01:19] Q's Dad
    I've seen your so-called new home.
[01:23] Q's Dad
    To me, it looks like you've gone backwards.
[01:26] Q's Dad
    You mustn't have forgotten
    in just five years.
[01:30] Q's Dad
    You don't want to live
    like that anymore, do you?
[01:33] Q's Dad
    Stop being selfish and...
[01:37] Nino
    What?
[01:44] Futaro
    There you are, Nino.
[01:46] Futaro
    We're going back.
[01:49] Nino
    Wh-What is that?!
[01:51] Futaro
    Hurry up and get on.
[01:52] Futaro
    We need to get back before work.
[01:56] Q's Dad
    Nino.
[01:57] Q's Dad
    The path you're about to walk is a thorny one.
[02:00] Q's Dad
    It won't end well.
[02:02] Q's Dad
    You'll certainly going to regret it.
[02:05] Q's Dad
    Come with me.
[02:10] Nino
    Dad, just watch us.
[02:15] Nino
    Go.
[02:16] Futaro
    Erm...
[02:18] Futaro
    U-Uh...
[02:19] Futaro
    I'll be taking your daughter, sir.
[02:25] Q's Dad
    Ebata.
[02:26] Q's Dad
    It seems, happily, that my daughters
    have all passed the exams.
[02:31] Q's Dad
    Am I smiling like I should?
[02:33] Ebata
    Of course, sir.
[02:35] Q's Dad
    I see.
[02:37] Q's Dad
    Of course I am. I am their father, after all.
[02:42] Nino
    I thought I told you I was done with you.
[02:45] Futaro
    It seems that relationships
    require mutual input, unfortunately.
[02:50] Nino
    Huh? What?
[02:52] Nino
    And where did you get this bike?
[02:53] Futaro
    I borrowed it from my boss.
[02:57] Futaro
    I told you, I used to do deliveries.
[03:00] Futaro
    That's when I got my license.
[03:02] Nino
    I see.
[03:04] Nino
    You look shockingly tacky with it.
[03:07] Nino
    Aren't these your exam results?
[03:09] Futaro
    No! Don't look at that!
[03:11] Nino
    I bet it turns out that you
    got 100 in all subjects.
SIGN    Uesugi Futaro
    Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total
     89 97 94 91 88 459
[03:17] Nino
    You...
[03:19] Futaro
    Biggest failure of my life.
[03:21] Futaro
    I'm seriously embarrassed.
[03:22] Nino
    Is this our fault?
[03:24] Futaro
    It isn't.
[03:25] Futaro
    Never mind that. I'm going to floor it.
[03:27] Futaro
    Hang on tight.
[03:32] Futaro
    My long job as a tutor
    has come to a close today.
[03:38] Futaro
    Nino's right. I'm not needed anymore.
[03:41] Futaro
    This is the end of our relationship, too.
[03:44] Futaro
    I'll miss it. Won't you?
[03:49] Nino
    You're going so slow!
[03:51] Nino
    I thought you were going to floor it.
[03:52] Futaro
    What do you expect?
[03:54] Futaro
    I'm carrying a lot of weight.
[03:56] Nino
    Huh? Who are you calling heavy?!
[03:59] Nino
    Jeez, you drive me crazy.
[04:02] Nino
    You've always been like this.
[04:04] Nino
    A jerk of the highest order.
[04:07] Nino
    And, also...
[04:12] Nino
    I love you.
SIGN    The Quintessential Quintuplets ∫∫
SIGN    Begin the Offensive
[05:51] Yotsuba
    Uesugi-san!
[05:53] Yotsuba
    You brought Nino back?
[05:55] Yotsuba
    We're over here.
[05:56] Futaro
    Okay.
[05:59] Nino
    I said it!
[06:00] Nino
    I went said it!
[06:01] Nino
    What's gotten into me?
    Liking someone like him?!
[06:04] Nino
    That was my first confession!
[06:06] Nino
    Why did I do it?
[06:09] Nino
    What do I do?
[06:10] Nino
    And why isn't he reacting at all?
[06:13] Nino
    Cheers!
[06:15] Ichika
    Congratulations on making it
    through the finals.
[06:17] Miku
    I can't believe we pulled it off.
[06:20] Yotsuba
    I know.
[06:21] Yotsuba
    I want to frame our exam papers.
[06:24] Ichika
    Why don't we do that when
    get slightly better grades?
[06:28] Nino
    I know we're celebrating,
    but can we really afford all this?
[06:32] Itsuki
    The owner is treating us to celebrate.
[06:36] Boss
    Remember to give us five stars.
[06:37] Itsuki
    Our orders are all over
    the place, aren't they?
[06:42] Yotsuba
    I guess this is business as usual for us.
[06:44] Miku
    Here, Yotsuba.
[06:46] Yotsuba
    Huh?
[06:46] Yotsuba
    What's this for?
[06:48] Miku
    Your predictions on the contemporary
    literature questions were spot on.
[06:51] Itsuki
    They were.
[06:52] Nino
    That really helped.
[06:54] Ichika
    Me too, then.
[06:55] Nino
    Me too.
[06:56] Itsuki
    Me too.
[06:57] Yotsuba
    Okay, then...
[07:03] Yotsuba
    It's so good.
[07:06] Yotsuba
    You all helped me out, too, though.
    I have to return the favor.
[07:09] Miku
    We do, too, actually.
[07:11] Itsuki
    Why don't we all share a little, then?
[07:14] Itsuki
    That's how we made it
    through the exams, after all.
[07:17] Itsuki
    Plus, this way, we can enjoy
    all the different flavors.
[07:21] Ichika
    That's your real motivation, isn't it?
[07:22] Miku
    Here, Ichika.
[07:25] Miku
    Thanks.
[07:26] Miku
    And congratulations.
[07:29] Nino
    I never would have thought
    you'd do the best, Ichika.
[07:33] Ichika
    I got lucky. That's all.
[07:37] Miku
    I'm beating you next time.
[07:39] Ichika
    Yeah.
[07:42] Boss
    I'm going to take a short break.
[07:45] Boss
    You can handle it from here.
[07:46] Futaro
    Oh, boss, is it all right
    if I set aside some pudding?
[07:50] Boss
    Sure, but did you ever like pudding?
[07:52] Futaro
    No, it's in return for a Valentine's Day gift.
[07:56] Boss
    I thought you were one of us!
[07:58] Boss
    Traitor!
[08:00] Futaro
    Uh, it was from my sister.
[08:02] (Flashback) Raiha
    Here you go!
[08:03] Boss
    Oh, that's what it was.
[08:05] Boss
    I thought it was from one of the five girls.
[08:10] Futaro
    That would never happen.
[08:12] Futaro
    Actually, I've been getting some
    all the time since January.
[08:17] Futaro
    Nah, no way.
[08:19] Nino
    Working hard, huh?
[08:21] Nino
    Wh-Where's the boss?
[08:23] Futaro
    He just went into the back.
[08:25] Nino
    Oh, okay.
[08:26] Nino
    I was going to thank him.
[08:28] Nino
    I guess I'll wait for a bit.
[08:33] Ichika
    I hope I hid it well.
[08:36] Ichika
    It's true that I was rooting
    for Miku... I think.
SIGN    Nakano Ichika
    Japanese | Math | Science | Socials | English | Total
     38 63 52 40 47 240
[08:41] Ichika
    But just for a moment...
[08:44] Ichika
    Miku said she'd confess if she came in first.
[08:48] Ichika
    But I had the highest grade this time.
[08:51] Ichika
    Does that mean I can?
[08:55] Futaro
    Thanks for helping with the dishes.
[08:59] Nino
    It's in return for the treat.
[09:01] Futaro
    You can go now.
[09:02] Futaro
    I'll let the boss know.
[09:04] Futaro
    Go have a seat.
[09:06] Nino
    R-Right.
[09:07] Nino
    I'll do that.
[09:12] Futaro
    What's wrong?
[09:14] Nino
    Forget what I said on the bike.
[09:18] Nino
    I'm sure I troubled you with what I said.
[09:20] Nino
    It was so sudden.
[09:22] Nino
    I think I went too fast.
[09:24] Nino
    What am I doing?
[09:26] Futaro
    Nino...
[09:29] Futaro
    What are you talking about?
[09:32] Futaro
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[09:34] Futaro
    It was so windy. I might have missed it.
[09:39] Nino
    What the hell?!
[09:40] Futaro
    No, I mean, what?
[09:41] Nino
    Never mind!
[09:43] Nino
    I guess he never heard me.
[09:46] Nino
    We aren't girlfriend material to him anyway.
[09:50] Nino
    He never even noticed when Miku gave
    him Valentine's Day chocolates.
[09:54] Nino
    I'm actually glad he didn't hear me.
[09:58] Futaro
    What was that about?
[10:01] Futaro
    Boss, I'm done cleaning up.
[10:03] Nino
    I said I love you.
[10:10] Futaro
    Huh? What?
[10:11] Nino
    I'm not asking for a response.
[10:13] Nino
    You're so frustrating.
[10:14] Nino
    If you don't see me as girlfriend material,
    I'll force you to see me that way.
[10:19] Nino
    Remember how I said there's gotta be
[10:21] Nino
    at least one girl on this planet
    who'd fall for a guy like you?
[10:24] Nino
    That girl is me.
[10:26] Nino
    Too bad for you!
SIGN    Yamasoto
SIGN    Open until 11 PM
[10:34] Miku
    F-Futaro.
[10:37] Futaro
    Hey.
[10:37] Futaro
    What a coincidence.
[10:39] Futaro
    Are you shopping, too?
[10:40] Miku
    Yeah. It's my turn today.
[10:42] Futaro
    Weren't there some shops
    closer to your place? Why...
[10:46] Miku
    It's not like I took a detour to come
    to this shop in order to have a chance
[10:50] ---
    to run into you based on what I remembered.
[10:53] Miku
    I was just walking when I naturally
    found myself at this shop.
[10:56] Futaro
    The longest tale in Miku history.
[10:58] Miku
    Um...
[11:00] Miku
    Oh.
[11:01] Miku
    This.
[11:01] Miku
    I came for this.
SIGN    Submit a receipt for over 3,000 yen in purchases
SIGN    Chance to win a big prize!
    300 winners in all!
[11:02] Futaro
    Huh?
[11:04] Futaro
    I never knew about this.
SIGN    Prize A
SIGN    Hot spring vouchers for two
    5 winners
SIGN    Prize B
SIGN    Pair rings 5 winners
SIGN    Prize C
SIGN    Gift catalog worth 10,000 yen
SIGN    10 winners
SIGN    Prize D
SIGN    5 kg rice
SIGN    30 winners
SIGN    Prize E
SIGN    Gift coupons
    worth 3,000 yen
SIGN    50 winners
SIGN    Prize F
SIGN    Pocket tissues
SIGN    200 winners
[11:06] Miku
    Y-Yeah.
[11:07] Miku
    This is the only place that does it.
SIGN    Toraiwa Hot Springs
[11:09] Miku
    This hot spring is near
    where our Grandpa lives.
[11:13] Futaro
    You can't even trade hot
    spring vouchers for money.
[11:15] Futaro
    The best prize is obviously
    Prize E, the gift coupons.
[11:18] Futaro
    Wait...
[11:19] Futaro
    How much would Prize B fetch if you sold it?
[11:22] Miku
    I have a feeling you would
    never win it, Futaro.
[11:24] Futaro
    We won't know until we try!
[11:26] Futaro
    Let's go pay.
[11:27] Miku
    Wait.
[11:28] Miku
    There's something Nino wanted me to buy her.
[11:31] Futaro
    I-I see.
[11:33] Futaro
    Has Nino said anything?
[11:36] Miku
    Like what?
[11:37] Futaro
    No, right?
[11:38] Futaro
    Never mind.
[11:39] Futaro
    Hey, Miku...
[11:42] Futaro
    Is there anyone you have
    a crush on or anything?
[11:47] Miku
    There isn't.
[11:48] Miku
    I already told you that.
[11:50] Futaro
    There isn't anyone in class that
    you've since developed feelings for?
[11:54] Futaro
    Let's talk about dating! Dating!
[11:55] Miku
    What's gotten into you, Futaro?
[11:58] Futaro
    Um...
[12:00] Futaro
    An acquaintance of mine apparently
    got confessed to by a classmate.
[12:04] Miku
    Yeah?
[12:05] Futaro
    They said they don't need
    a response, but, uh...
[12:09] Futaro
    Honestly, it's troubling.
[12:14] Futaro
    What?
[12:15] Miku
    I didn't think you'd be one to
    think about that kind of thing.
[12:18] Miku
    You're like a normal guy.
[12:20] Futaro
    I'm just asking for someone I know.
[12:22] Miku
    I thought you'd be the type
    to dismiss that kind of thing.
[12:26] Miku
    I'm glad.
[12:28] Miku
    What happened to my acquaintance was...
[12:31] Miku
    She tried to confess, but she didn't
    have the guts to, apparently.
[12:37] Miku
    Once you do, you can't go back
    to how things were before.
[12:41] Miku
    So it takes a lot of courage.
[12:45] Futaro
    I see.
[12:46] Futaro
    But...
[12:48] Miku
    I guess some people have that courage.
[12:51] Futaro
    I don't know how to face her anymore.
[12:54] Miku
    Why am I such a coward?
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[12:57] Futaro
    Either way, it's spring break.
[13:00] Futaro
    There's plenty of time to think.
SIGN    Gift campaign
[13:04] Futaro
    Spring break...
[13:08] Raiha
    Whoo-hoo!
[13:14] Fu's Dad
    Traveling is the best.
[13:15] Raiha
    This is all thanks to Onii-chan.
[13:18] Raiha
    Thank you!
[13:19] Futaro
    I can't believe I actually won.
[13:21] Raiha
    What is this?
[13:23] Fu's Dad
    "The foremost tourist attraction
    in the area: the Bell of Vows."
[13:27] Fu's Dad
    It says, "Any man and woman who ring
    this bell together are forever bound."
[13:33] Raiha
    Onii-chan! Take a picture!
[13:35] Futaro
    Okay.
[13:37] Futaro
    Shoot, I forgot to charge it.
[13:40] Raiha
    Come on!
[13:41] Fu's Dad
    Oh, well.
[13:42] Fu's Dad
    Let's move on.
[13:43] Raiha
    Come with us, Onii-chan.
[13:46] Futaro
    Yeah.
[13:47] Futaro
    I'll forget about those girls
    and enjoy this family vacation.
[13:52] Futaro
    All right.
SIGN    Whoo-hoo!
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[14:01] Ichika
    Uesugi-kun?!
[14:02] Ichika
    Why are you here?
[14:03] Futaro
    Why are you here?
[14:04] Yotsuba
    You're so fast, Itsuki.
[14:06] Yotsuba
    Wait, what?
[14:08] Yotsuba
    It's Uesugi-san!
[14:10] Ichika
    No way.
[14:12] Miku
    You won, too, Futaro?
[14:14] Futaro
    You guys are all here on
    a family vacation, too?
[14:16] Futaro
    This is insane.
[14:17] Q's Dad
    Indeed, a family vacation.
[14:20] Q's Dad
    But you must be careful.
[14:23] Q's Dad
    You always have to expect something
    to go wrong when you're traveling.
[14:27] Q's Dad
    Now, then...
[14:28] Q's Dad
    Shall we have lunch?
[14:30] Q's Dad
    Begin preparations, everyone.
[14:33] Futaro
    When did those girls work
    things out with their dad?
[14:36] Nino
    What's the matter?
[14:38] Futaro
    N-Nino!
[14:39] Nino
    What?
[14:40] Nino
    If you have something to say, say it.
[14:43] Nino
    Futaro.
[14:45] Miku
    W-Wait...
[14:47] Miku
    The way you said his name, "Futaro"...
[14:49] Miku
    What's wrong, Nino?
[14:50] Nino
    Huh?
[14:51] Nino
    It's been half a year
    since we met each other.
[14:54] Nino
    It's about time we get
    a bit closer, isn't it?
[14:57] Miku
    Well...
[14:58] Miku
    I do agree with that, but...
[15:00] Nino
    Oh, I know.
[15:02] Nino
    How about nicknames?
[15:03] Nino
    Miku, think of something.
[15:05] Miku
    Me?
[15:06] Miku
    Ue...
[15:07] Miku
    Fu...
[15:08] Miku
    Fu-ta-kun.
[15:11] Miku
    Fu-kun.
[15:12] Miku
    Nah.
[15:14] Nino
    Hey, that's not bad.
[15:16] Miku
    Never mind that, let's get ready for lunch.
[15:18] Nino
    All right, fine.
[15:20] Futaro
    Hey!
[15:23] Futaro
    Yotsu—
[15:24] Yotsuba
    I'm getting nervous.
[15:25] Yotsuba
    I don't know if I can do it right.
[15:29] Futaro
    Ichika, could you explain something to me?
[15:33] Ichika
    Sorry, I'm in the middle
    of something. Maybe later.
[15:37] Futaro
    What is this?
[15:38] Futaro
    We've only been apart for a short while,
    and they're all being distant.
[15:44] Futaro
    Itsuki...
[15:45] Q's Dad
    Itsuki-kun, what are you doing?
[15:48] Q's Dad
    Go retrieve our lunch boxes from Ebata.
[15:50] Itsuki
    Okay.
[15:51] Futaro
    U-Um...
[15:53] Futaro
    About the other day...
[15:54] Q's Dad
    Now, then, let's prepare.
[15:56] Q's Dad
    All of us are together for once.
[16:00] Q's Dad
    I'm spending quality time
    with my family, privately.
[16:04] Miku
    See you, Futaro.
[16:06] Nino
    We're probably at the same hotel.
[16:08] Itsuki
    Uesugi-kun.
[16:10] Itsuki
    I need to speak with you later.
SIGN    Toraiwa Hot Springs
[16:16] Yotsuba
    It's like a haunted house.
[16:19] Fu's Dad
    They're open, right?
[16:22] Futaro
    When is "later"?
[16:24] Futaro
    Maybe I should try calling.
[16:26] Futaro
    Damn it!
[16:30] Futaro
    She was around here...
[16:35] Futaro
    When did she get up there?
[16:39] Futaro
    Where did Itsuki go?
[16:43] Futaro
    What?!
[16:47] Fu's Dad
    I'm in heaven.
[16:49] Dad
    Good thing there's a mixed bath.
    The whole family can be together.
[16:52] Raiha
    You shouldn't stay in
    for too long, Onii-chan.
[16:56] Futaro
    Right.
[16:57] Futaro
    She said she wanted to talk...
[17:01] Futaro
    What is going on?
SIGN    Midnight, courtyard
[17:10] Futaro
    This is Itsuki, right?
[17:12] Futaro
    Why is she being so roundabout?
[17:17] Futaro
    Th-The courtyard is this way, right?
[17:21] Futaro
    Is he dead or something?
[17:25] Futaro
    Itsuki.
[17:27] Futaro
    There you are.
[17:28] Futaro
    I was going to the courtyard.
[17:30] Futaro
    What did you want to talk about?
[17:32] Itsuki
    L-Let's just go to the courtyard...
[17:34] Futaro
    No.
[17:35] Futaro
    Tell me now.
[17:36] Futaro
    I'm not letting you get away.
[17:37] Itsuki
    Um...
[17:41] Itsuki
    What is your understanding
    of your relationship with us?
[17:45] Futaro
    Huh?
[17:45] Futaro
    Well, I mean...
[17:47] Futaro
    You said we're p-partners or something.
[17:51] Itsuki
    No, we aren't partners anymore.
[17:55] Futaro
    We aren't doing lessons very often
    anymore, so I can't deny that.
[18:00] Futaro
    But I've been hired to tutor
    until you guys graduate.
[18:03] Futaro
    Until then, as your tutor, I'll...
[18:05] Itsuki
    We're through with that.
[18:07] Itsuki
    Let's put an end to this relationship.
[18:10] Futaro
    Huh?
[18:11] Futaro
    What are you talking about?
[18:12] Futaro
    Tell me what's going on!
[18:13] Itsuki
    Ow.
[18:14] Futaro
    Did your father tell you to do this?
[18:16] Futaro
    Why would you say that now?
[18:22] Futaro
    Old man...
[18:23] Futaro
    I thought you were dead.
[18:28] Futaro
    Huh? Say what?
[18:30] Grandpa
    Don't you dare lay a hand
    on my granddaughter.
[18:33] Grandpa
    I'll kill you.
[18:36] Futaro
    Screw this noise.
[18:38] Futaro
    I want to go home.
[18:43] Raiha
    Onii-chan!
[18:43] Raiha
    It's morning!
[18:44] Raiha
    Wake up!
[18:46] Futaro
    What?
[18:47] Futaro
    Let me keep sleeping.
[18:49] Futaro
    I'm going to sleep forever
    and fly off into the future.
[18:52] Raiha
    Jeez.
[18:54] Raiha
    Hello?
[18:55] Raiha
    Onii-chan's flying off into the future.
[18:57] Raiha
    Sorry to disappoint you, Itsuki-san.
[19:00] Futaro
    Good morning!
[19:01] Futaro
    Itsuki! What was that about yesterday?
[19:04] Itsuki
    That's what I'd like to ask you!
[19:06] Itsuki
    Why didn't you come to the courtyard?
[19:10] Raiha
    Hey, what's going on?
[19:12] Futaro
    Give me a second.
[19:13] Futaro
    Let's meet up to talk.
[19:15] Itsuki
    I would love to, but we're being watched
    carefully to make sure we don't see you.
[19:21] Itsuki
    I don't think I can get out.
[19:23] Futaro
    There's a good place, then.
[19:31] Futaro
    Demiglace.
[19:32] Itsuki
    H-Hamburg steak.
[19:34] Futaro
    Okay, seems like you're
    the real Itsuki this time.
[19:39] Futaro
    Yesterday, I met you at the front desk,
    and I was told to stop tutoring.
[19:46] Futaro
    So that wasn't you, then, was it?
[19:49] Itsuki
    It wasn't.
[19:50] Itsuki
    It could only have been one of my sisters.
[19:53] Futaro
    It's settled, then.
[19:55] Futaro
    One of them is rejecting me.
[19:59] Futaro
    Did any of them seem suspicious?
[20:02] Futaro
    Why did they disguise themselves as you?
[20:05] Itsuki
    Oh, about that...
[20:07] Nino
    Wow.
[20:09] Nino
    We seem to bump into each
    other in the bath a lot.
[20:12] Itsuki
    Nino?!
[20:13] Itsuki
    Why...
[20:15] Nino
    Since we're here together...
[20:17] Nino
    Want me to wash you or something?
[20:21] Futaro
    H-Hang on a second!
[20:22] Futaro
    Let me ask you one thing...
[20:24] Futaro
    Who are you?
[20:26] Futaro
    You aren't Itsuki...
[20:27] Futaro
    Which means...
[20:28] Futaro
    No, wait...
[20:31] Nino
    Jerk!
SIGN    Mixed baths
[20:40] Nino
    I worked up all my courage for nothing.
[20:42] Nino
    Screw him!
[20:45] Itsuki
    You were absolutely in the wrong there.
[20:47] Futaro
    That's crazy.
[20:48] Futaro
    You all look the same.
[20:50] Itsuki
    I don't think we're the same in every way.
[20:54] Itsuki
    We're able to tell ourselves
    apart, after all.
[20:56] Itsuki
    I'm sure you could, too.
[20:58] Itsuki
    All you need is love!
[21:00] Futaro
    Here we go again with your crazy theories.
[21:02] Itsuki
    I'm baffled, though.
[21:04] Itsuki
    Nino used to hate you so much.
[21:07] Itsuki
    What could have changed?
[21:09] Futaro
    So that was Nino.
[21:11] Itsuki
    It's not just Nino.
[21:13] Itsuki
    Ichika, Miku, Yotsuba...
[21:16] Itsuki
    They've all been a bit weird
    since spring break started.
[21:19] Itsuki
    I called you out last night
    to ask about that.
[21:24] Itsuki
    Can you think of a reason?
[21:26] Futaro
    I guess I wasn't just imagining things
    when I noticed they've been acting odd.
[21:31] Futaro
    I have no idea.
[21:32] Futaro
    Our top priority is solving
    the Fake Itsuki question.
[21:36] Futaro
    Unless we can figure out what
    she's really thinking,
[21:39] ---
    I may really be fired as your tutor.
[21:42] Itsuki
    You're right.
[21:43] Itsuki
    Though, there is something
    Fake Itsuki said that I agree with.
[21:49] Itsuki
    I don't know what she's after.
[21:53] Itsuki
    But we aren't partners working
    toward the same goal anymore.
[21:57] Itsuki
    Our many days spent studying
    for exams together,
[21:59] ---
    going to the fireworks festival, school camp,
    last year's end, and New Year's...
[22:04] Itsuki
    We've shared so much time together now.
[22:08] Itsuki
    Wouldn't you say we're friends at this point?
[22:13] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Let's see...
[22:15] (Flashback) Itsuki
    At the very most,
[22:17] (Flashback) Itsuki
    we're complete strangers.
[22:21] Futaro
    You say that so unironically.
[22:23] Futaro
    My family vacation's ruined.
[22:26] Futaro
    Let's do this, then.
[22:27] Futaro
    I'll hear you guys out.
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Scrambled Eggs
[24:02] Nino
    "Scrambled Eggs."
[24:03] ---