E7 - Liar McLieface
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[00:04] Itsuki
I don't see you up this early
very often, Ichika.
[00:08] Ichika
Although I'm still the last one
of the five of us.
[00:12] Ichika
I don't know when Miku left the bed, either.
SIGN Night
[00:17] Itsuki
Yotsuba went looking for Miku
and hasn't come back, too.
SIGN Searching
SIGN Searching
[00:21] Yotsuba
Miku!
[00:23] Itsuki
What about him?
[00:25] Ichika
Dunno.
[00:26] Ichika
Maybe he's still asleep.
[00:28] Nino
So he actually stayed over.
[00:31] Nino
Well, that'll be over with soon enough.
[00:36] Itsuki
You should come study with us.
[00:39] Itsuki
It's actually pretty fun.
[00:40] Nino
No thanks.
[00:42] Nino
Don't let him manipulate you, Itsuki.
[00:46] Ichika
You should be more honest with yourself.
[00:50] Itsuki
I just can't get along with him.
[00:53] Itsuki
I butted heads with him the other day, too.
[00:56] Itsuki
I find myself getting hung up on
the most trivial things.
[01:01] Itsuki
I can't be like you or Miku, Ichika.
[01:07] Ichika
You can, Itsuki.
[01:09] Itsuki
Say what?
[01:13] Ichika
Put your hair to the side like this, and...
[01:16] Ichika
There!
[01:17] Ichika
We made a Miku.
[01:20] Itsuki
I'm being serious here.
[01:23] Ichika
My bad.
[01:25] Ichika
It's a quintuplet joke.
[01:27] Nino
Ichika!
[01:30] Nino
You parted her hair the wrong way.
[01:32] Nino
Also, Itsuki, make a sleepier face.
[01:36] Nino
We don't need this cowlick.
[01:37] Itsuki
Please stop toying with me!
[01:40] Ichika
Hey, Miku isn't here right now,
so let's see if we can fool him.
[01:45] Nino
Seriously?
[01:46] Nino
We have to get her changed, then.
[01:48] Itsuki
Um...
[01:50] Nino
It's fine.
[01:51] Nino
There's no way that guy can tell us apart.
SIGN The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN The Quintessential Quintuplets
SIGN The Quintessential Quintuplets
[03:30] Fuutarou
What the hell is going on?
[03:33] Fuutarou
And who's the one sleeping next to me?
[03:37] Fuutarou
I slept in Miku's room
last night, and then...
[03:41] Fuutarou
Right, it was Miku wearing these pajamas.
[03:45] Fuutarou
Is it Miku?
[03:47] Fuutarou
Sh-Shoot.
[03:48] Fuutarou
Things will get complicated
if she wakes up.
[03:50] Fuutarou
Especially if someone else saw.
[03:58] Fuutarou
M-Miku?!
[03:59] Fuutarou
Wait, Miku's inside.
[04:01] Fuutarou
Which means she's...
[04:07] Fuutarou
Those pajamas...
[04:10] Fuutarou
Wh-What's up, Itsuki?
[04:14] Itsuki
You can tell, huh?
[04:16] Itsuki
Um...
[04:18] Itsuki
About the upcoming midterms...
[04:23] Fuutarou
A-A-Are we done here? Can I go?
[04:26] Itsuki
Hey!
[04:26] Fuutarou
Get going. I need to get changed.
[04:36] Itsuki
I don't care anymore!
[04:42] Fuutarou
Crap...
[04:44] Fuutarou
I could have just let her talk to me outside.
[04:48] Ichika
Futaro-kun.
[04:50] Ichika
Have you seen Miku?
[04:53] Fuutarou
Oh, um...
[04:55] Fuutarou
The library, maybe?
[04:56] Fuutarou
That sounds good.
[04:57] Fuutarou
Why don't we go study in the library
for a change of pace?
[05:00] Fuutarou
S-Sure, let's do that.
[05:01] Ichika
I'll let Yotsuba know.
[05:07] Yotsuba
Let's see...
[05:09] Yotsuba
Where's Miku?
[05:11] Yotsuba
She's not here.
[05:14] Fuutarou
Is this the right thing to do?
[05:17] (Flashback) Itsuki
Even if it means getting expelled,
I'm never having you teach me!
[05:22] Fuutarou
Thinking about that just pisses me off.
[05:25] Fuutarou
Forget it!
[05:26] (Flashback) Ichika
But there are some things
that only you can do,
[05:29] (Flashback) Ichika
so I'm counting on you.
[05:32] Yotsuba
Uesugi-san?
[05:34] Yotsuba
Is something wrong?
[05:36] Fuutarou
Oh, no, well...
[05:39] Fuutarou
Yotsuba, hypothetically...
[05:41] Fuutarou
Let's say one of you gets held back
a year because of their grades.
[05:47] Fuutarou
What will you do?
[05:50] Yotsuba
I'll redo my second year with her.
[05:58] Yotsuba
Then again, I'll probably
be the one that fails.
[06:03] Yotsuba
But with you here, it'll be all right.
[06:10] Yotsuba
Uesugi-san?
[06:12] Itsuki
Futaro-kun.
[06:13] Itsuki
I forgot my pencil case.
[06:17] Yotsuba
Ichika, I have plenty to write with.
[06:23] Itsuki
We'll get started first.
[06:26] Itsuki
Could you get my stuff?
[06:33] Fuutarou
All right.
[06:35] Fuutarou
Be right back.
[06:50] Fuutarou
M-Miku?
[06:51] Miku
Futaro.
[06:53] Miku
I-I thought you went to the library.
[06:56] Fuutarou
Came back to get something.
[06:57] Fuutarou
Ichika and Yotsuba are waiting, so go
meet up with them. I'll see you there.
[07:04] Miku
F-Futaro.
[07:08] Miku
Uh...
[07:11] Miku
About last night...
[07:15] Fuutarou
Night?
[07:16] Fuutarou
Speaking of that, did you
sleep well last night?
[07:19] Fuutarou
I couldn't get used to the bed,
so I slept on the living room floor.
[07:22] Fuutarou
My back hurts, yo.
[07:27] Miku
O-Of course.
[07:29] Miku
Thank goodness.
[07:30] Fuutarou
I'm lying, of course.
[07:31] Fuutarou
But ignorance is probably bliss here.
[07:34] Miku
Okay, see you at the library.
[07:36] Miku
Later.
[07:39] Fuutarou
Aside from that,
[07:41] ---
there's another lie that I have to tell.
[07:50] Fuutarou
Hey, wake up.
[07:56] Itsuki
Oh, sorry.
[08:01] ---
Uh...
[08:03] Itsuki
Um...
[08:04] Fuutarou
I finally found you,
[08:06] Fuutarou
Miku.
[08:14] Fuutarou
You were avoiding me to
skip out on studying, weren't you?
[08:17] Fuutarou
You're going to get it now!
[08:18] Itsuki
Hey...
[08:19] Fuutarou
Pick up your pen.
[08:20] ---
Listen...
[08:21] Fuutarou
Open the textbook.
[08:22] Itsuki
I'm not...
[08:24] Fuutarou
I'm going to be really strict
with you as punishment!
[08:26] Fuutarou
You're not failing anything on my watch!
[08:29] Itsuki
But I'm not...
[08:31] Fuutarou
I haven't seen Itsuki either,
come to think of it.
[08:34] Fuutarou
I bet she's busy studying in her room.
[08:38] Fuutarou
There's no way she'd be dozing off
at her desk or anything, right?
[08:44] Fuutarou
Something the matter, Miku?
[08:48] Ichika
You should be more honest with yourself.
[08:55] Itsuki
Th-There isn't...
[08:59] Itsuki
Nothing.
[09:06] Fuutarou
Let's start, then.
[09:09] Fuutarou
What are you working on right now?
SIGN Natural Immunity
SIGN How do our bodies respond to disease agents?
[09:11] Itsuki
Biology.
[09:13] Fuutarou
Let's continue, then.
[09:15] Fuutarou
Is there anything you couldn't understand?
[09:17] Itsuki
Um...
[09:18] Fuutarou
Oh, uh...
[09:22] Fuutarou
Sorry about the day before yesterday.
[09:28] Itsuki
What're you talking about?
[09:29] Fuutarou
G-Good question.
[09:31] Fuutarou
I don't know why I'm telling you this, Miku.
[09:34] Itsuki
I'm sorry, too.
[09:40] Fuutarou
Now what are you talking about, Miku?
[09:42] Itsuki
G-Good question!
[09:44] Itsuki
Um... About this part...
[09:47] Fuutarou
Oh, you're up to here already?
[09:50] Fuutarou
Well...
[09:54] Fuutarou
Good job making it this far on your own.
[10:05] Itsuki
I scored 100s on all my midterms!
[10:10] Ichika
We all got perfect scores, too!
[10:16] Nino
I guess I have to admit that
you're an excellent tutor.
[10:20] Fuutarou
What the hell is this?!
[10:20] Fuutarou
Hip, hip, hooray!
[10:22] Fuutarou
It's a huge success!
[10:23] Fuutarou
It's almost like a dream!
[10:31] Fuutarou
Yeah.
[10:32] Fuutarou
There's no way they'd get any 100s.
[10:42] Fuutarou
They really worked hard this past week.
[10:45] (Flashback) Nino
What?!
[10:46] (Flashback) Nino
You're staying over to study again?!
[10:48] (Flashback) Fuutarou
The exam is tomorrow.
[10:50] (Flashback) Fuutarou
I don't care how efficient we are.
We're going to cram.
[10:52] (Flashback) Nino
Itsuki!
[10:54] (Flashback) Itsuki
Maybe it's worth allowing it for tonight.
[11:00] Fuutarou
And now it's exam day.
[11:06] Itsuki
You're up early, Uesugi-kun.
[11:10] Fuutarou
Itsuki, just to be sure...
[11:12] Fuutarou
Our school's reporting time is 8:30, right?
[11:16] Itsuki
That's right.
[11:18] Itsuki
And the exams start
fifteen minutes after that.
[11:21] Fuutarou
Okay.
[11:23] Fuutarou
Any chance that clock's broken?
[11:27] ---
Oh...
[11:29] ---
my god!
[11:36] Yotsuba
Hurry up, everyone!
[11:38] Yotsuba
We're leaving you behind, Uesugi-san!
[11:41] Fuutarou
I thought you guys got a
ride to school every day.
[11:45] Miku
Ebata-san is Dad's secretary.
[11:49] Itsuki
If only he were at home with Dad.
[11:52] Fuutarou
Y-Yeah.
[11:55] Fuutarou
What happens if we're late?
[11:56] Fuutarou
What do I tell their father?
[12:03] Nino
I don't want people to see me without makeup.
[12:05] Fuutarou
Everyone's seen what you look like
from the other four!
[12:09] Grandma
Thank you.
[12:10] Fuutarou
Commendable! But not right now!
[12:15] Ichika
Wake up!
[12:18] Itsuki
I can't take it anymore.
[12:20] Fuutarou
Don't give up.
[12:21] Itsuki
No, I'm spent.
[12:24] Fuutarou
Itsuki!
[12:26] Itsuki
I'm too hungry! I can't move!
[12:35] Itsuki
They all look so good!
[12:37] Fuutarou
You don't have time to choose.
[12:40] Itsuki
What would you like?
[12:42] Fuutarou
Well, you know, I'm...
[12:44] Itsuki
I'll buy you something.
[12:46] Itsuki
I owe you for the trouble,
though I won't say with what in particular.
[12:52] Fuutarou
What should I have?
[12:54] Itsuki
It's hard to decide, isn't it?
[12:55] Nino
I thought you were in a hurry!
[13:04] Fuutarou
Hey, Nino, we're almost there.
[13:09] Nino
Even if we do make it to the exam,
[13:11] ---
do you honestly think we can avoid failing?
[13:14] Nino
Just so you know, I'm going to
tell Dad exactly what happens.
[13:18] Fuutarou
There wasn't much time, but I
believe I've done what I could.
[13:24] Fuutarou
I'm counting on you to do your part, too.
[13:28] Ichika
Futaro-kun!
[13:29] Ichika
Nino!
[13:35] Fuutarou
We're late.
[13:38] Fuutarou
And the exam's starting soon.
[13:40] Itsuki
I'm sorry. It's because
I made a stop on the way.
[13:43] Miku
Me, too.
[13:44] Ichika
Do you think the guidance
teacher will let us off?
[13:51] Fuutarou
I know.
[13:52] Fuutarou
We have Yotsuba.
[13:54] Fuutarou
Itsuki, call Yotsuba.
[13:58] Fuutarou
Hello? Yotsuba?
[14:00] Fuutarou
You're at school already, right?
[14:03] Fuutarou
Oh, no, it's fine.
[14:04] Fuutarou
Just stay inside.
[14:06] Nino
Hey!
[14:07] Nino
What are you thinking?
[14:09] Fuutarou
I call it Operation Doppelganger.
[14:18] Miku
Good morning!
[14:22] Teacher
You!
[14:23] Teacher
You're late!
[14:24] Miku
Hang on.
[14:26] Miku
Don't you remember this ribbon?
[14:28] Teacher
I do remember seeing it just a moment ago.
[14:32] Miku
I went outside to help a
teacher with something.
[14:35] Teacher
O-Okay.
[14:36] Teacher
The bell's sounded already.
[14:38] Teacher
Be sure to take your seat before exams start.
[14:40] Miku
Okay.
[14:47] Miku
"Like the shadows, unknowable."
[14:54] Ichika
Good morning!
[15:00] Nino
Good morning!
[15:05] Itsuki
G-Good morning.
[15:10] Teacher
M-Morning.
[15:14] Teacher
What's that girl doing,
going in and out so many times?
[15:17] Itsuki
I can't believe I lied to a teacher.
[15:19] Itsuki
What disrespect!
[15:21] Nino
You're way too uptight.
[15:24] Yotsuba
Thank goodness.
[15:26] Yotsuba
You all made it in.
[15:28] Miku
It's the real one.
[15:30] Yotsuba
Huh? Where's Uesugi-san?
[15:33] Fuutarou
Good morning.
[15:43] Teacher
You're late, and now you're messing with me?
[15:45] Fuutarou
Figures.
[15:46] Teacher
Come to the guidance office!
[15:52] Miku
Futaro...
[15:54] Fuutarou
Hurry up and go!
[15:56] Fuutarou
You'll be fine without me!
[15:58] Fuutarou
Believe in the effort you
put in for yourselves!
[16:01] Teacher
What are you blabbering to yourself about?!
[16:10] Itsuki
Let's get good grades
and surprise Futaro-kun.
[16:14] Yotsuba
You too, Nino.
[16:15] Nino
Wh-Why me?
[16:17] Itsuki
Let's give it everything we've got.
[16:20] Itsuki
Let's do this!
[16:22] All Four
Yeah!
[16:23] Nino
Yeah...
SIGN Social Studies
[16:30] Miku
So many difficult questions.
SIGN Ashikaga Takauji
SIGN Emperor
Go-Komatsu
SIGN Ashikaga
Yoshimasa
SIGN Hosokawa
[16:33] Miku
I can do history, though.
[16:36] Miku
I wonder what Futaro would say
if I got a better grade than him.
SIGN Japanese
[16:46] Yotsuba
I remember!
[16:48] Yotsuba
For multiple choice questions with five
answers, the fourth one's often right.
SIGN English
[16:52] Nino
Synonym for argument...
[16:54] Nino
I don't know. Next.
[16:56] (Flashback) Fuutarou
Remember it as de-ba-te.
[17:00] Nino
I never asked you to teach me.
SIGN Math
[17:03] Ichika
Done.
[17:05] Ichika
I think that about does it.
[17:06] Ichika
Good night.
[17:10] Ichika
I guess I can check over my equations.
SIGN Science
[17:14] Itsuki
I won't let you quit.
[17:20] (Flashback) Itsuki
What do you mean?
[17:22] Dad
I told him earlier that if
any of you fail the exams,
[17:25] ---
I'll have him step down.
[17:29] Itsuki
This is for Raiha-chan's sake.
[17:31] Itsuki
Just to be clear.
[17:39] Fuutarou
I'm counting on you, guys.
SIGN Midterms
SIGN Midterm exam results!
SIGN Curry Day
SIGN Library
[17:56] Fuutarou
Hey.
[17:57] Fuutarou
Thanks for gathering here.
[17:59] Itsuki
What's wrong?
[18:00] Itsuki
Why so formal?
[18:02] Miku
The midterm results...
[18:05] Miku
Can you teach us the parts we got wrong?
[18:09] Fuutarou
Yeah.
[18:10] Fuutarou
But first, can you show me your results?
[18:13] Ichika
Sure thing.
[18:14] Ichika
I...
[18:15] Itsuki
I would prefer not to.
[18:17] Itsuki
It's personal information.
[18:19] Itsuki
I absolutely refuse.
[18:20] Ichika
Itsuki-chan?
[18:24] Fuutarou
Thanks.
[18:25] Fuutarou
I'm prepared, though.
[18:27] Fuutarou
Tell me how it went.
SIGN Nakano Yotsuba
Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
30 09 18 22 16 95
[18:29] Yotsuba
Ta-da.
[18:30] Yotsuba
I guessed right on Japanese
and scored a 30.
[18:33] Yotsuba
I've never gotten such grades before!
SIGN Nakano Miku
Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
25 29 27 68 13 162
[18:37] Miku
I got 68 in social studies.
[18:39] Miku
I just barely failed the rest.
[18:42] Miku
Sucks.
SIGN Nakano Ichika
Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
19 39 26 15 28 127
[18:44] Ichika
All I got was a 39 in math.
[18:47] Ichika
I think that's the best I can do for now.
SIGN Nakano Nino
Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
15 19 28 14 43 119
[18:51] Nino
I failed Japanese, math,
science, and social studies.
[18:54] Nino
Just so you know, I was trying my best.
SIGN Nakano Itsuki
Japanese Math Science Social Studies English Total
27 22 56 20 23 148
[18:58] Itsuki
Unfortunately, the science exam
was the only one I passed, with 56.
[19:04] Yotsuba
Yay!
[19:05] Fuutarou
Damn it...
[19:06] Fuutarou
It's depressing being reminded
of how stupid you all are.
[19:09] Nino
Shut up.
[19:11] Nino
But well, it's so like us to
each pass a different subject.
[19:16] Yotsuba
That's true.
[19:17] Miku
And compared to when
we scored a hundred combined...
[19:21] Fuutarou
Yeah.
[19:22] Fuutarou
You've certainly made progress.
[19:25] Fuutarou
Miku.
[19:26] Fuutarou
Getting a 68 on an exam as hard
as this one is impressive,
[19:29] Fuutarou
even your scores are lopsided.
[19:32] Fuutarou
You can be confident in teaching
your sisters what you know.
[19:37] Fuutarou
Yotsuba, you make a lot of careless mistakes.
[19:39] Fuutarou
What a waste.
[19:41] Fuutarou
Stay calm and don't rush things.
[19:43] Yotsuba
Yes, sir.
[19:45] Fuutarou
Ichika.
[19:47] Fuutarou
You need to spend more time on each problem.
[19:50] Fuutarou
Don't give up until the end.
[19:52] Ichika
Fine.
[19:55] Fuutarou
Nino.
[19:56] Fuutarou
You never listened to me till the very end.
[19:59] Fuutarou
Don't slack off just because
I won't be coming anymore.
[20:04] Miku
Futaro, what do you mean,
you won't be coming anymore?
[20:08] Miku
I...
[20:09] Itsuki
Miku, let's hear him out.
[20:12] Fuutarou
Itsuki...
[20:14] Fuutarou
You're so...
[20:16] Fuutarou
stupidly awkward!
[20:17] Itsuki
What?!
[20:19] Fuutarou
You obsessed over each question so much,
you didn't even answer all of them.
[20:24] Itsuki
That's something I'm working on.
[20:27] Fuutarou
Just so long as you're aware.
[20:30] Fuutarou
Be careful from now on.
SIGN Dad
SIGN Incoming call
[20:36] Itsuki
It's our father.
[20:41] Fuutarou
Hello? Uesugi here.
[20:43] Dad
You were with Itsuki-kun, huh?
[20:46] Dad
I thought I'd ask them each individually,
but let's hear it from you.
[20:50] Fuutarou
All right.
[20:51] Dad
I'll know if you lie.
[20:52] Fuutarou
I won't lie.
[20:54] Fuutarou
But I'd like to ask you to
find them a better tutor.
[21:01] Dad
In other words, the exam results...
[21:10] Nino
Dad?
[21:11] Nino
It's me, Nino. Can I ask you something?
[21:14] Nino
Why did you give him such a condition?
[21:16] Dad
I have my responsibilities as a father,
in leaving you to him.
[21:20] Dad
I was just testing him to see
if he's right for you.
[21:25] Nino
So it was for our sake?
[21:27] Nino
Thanks, Dad.
[21:29] Nino
But we won't know whether he's right
for us or not from just our grades.
[21:35] Dad
That's the primary metric.
[21:39] Nino
Fine.
[21:41] Nino
Let me tell you, then.
[21:44] Nino
The five of us together
avoided failing all five subjects.
[21:51] Dad
Is that true?
[21:52] Nino
I'm not lying.
[21:54] Dad
It must be true if you say so, Nino-kun.
[21:58] Dad
I expect you to keep up
the work with Uesugi-kun.
[22:02] Fuutarou
Nino, you just...
[22:04] Nino
The five of us each passed
one of the subjects.
[22:06] Nino
So I wasn't lying.
[22:08] Fuutarou
Are you serious?
[22:11] Nino
We ended up deceiving Dad.
[22:14] Nino
It probably won't work again.
[22:17] Nino
You better make it happen for real next time.
[22:22] Fuutarou
Watch me.
[22:24] Ichika
Hey, what was that about?
[22:26] Yotsuba
I actually passed all five subjects?!
[22:30] Yotsuba
How?!
[22:31] Nino
Come on...
[22:33] Itsuki
Don't worry, Miku.
[22:36] Itsuki
It looks like he'll be with us
for a while longer.
[22:40] Yotsuba
Okay!
[22:42] Yotsuba
Let's get to reviewing, then.
[22:45] Nino
I'd rather not, obviously.
[22:47] Ichika
No running away.
[22:48] Fuutarou
You're right.
[22:50] Fuutarou
It's most important to study after
you get your exam results back.
[22:55] Fuutarou
But it doesn't have to be right after.
[22:59] Fuutarou
A reward, was it?
[23:01] Fuutarou
Something about parfaits?
[23:11] Ichika
Futaro-kun just said parfaits!
[23:14] Nino
That's so not his style!
[23:17] Itsuki
In that case, I'll have an extra large.
[23:21] Fuutarou
That exists?
[23:24] Fuutarou
All right, the five of you passed
five together, so just one serving.
[23:29] Nino
What? You're so cheap.
[23:32] Fuutarou
I'll make it happen next time.
[23:35] Yotsuba
By the way, how did you do, Uesugi-san?
[23:39] Fuutarou
No!
[23:40] Fuutarou
Don't look!
[23:41] Yotsuba
Wh-What?! Hundreds on all of them?!
[23:43] Fuutarou
Oh, man, that's embarrassing!
SIGN #07 Liar McLieface
[23:46] Itsuki
Are you trying to make that your thing?
SIGN #08 The Photo That Started It All
SIGN Next Time on The Quintessential Quintuplets
[23:50] ---
Quintuplet Trivia!
[23:51] Ichika
What are our best subjects?
[23:53] ---
Math.
[23:54] Nino
English.
[23:54] Miku
Social Studies.
[23:55] Yotsuba
Japanese.
[23:56] Itsuki
Science.
[23:56] Itsuki
Together, the five of us...
[23:58] Itsuki
are the No-Fail Sisters!
[24:00] Fuutarou
Stop running away from reality.
[24:02] Itsuki
No-Fail Sisters!
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