E8 - Detour

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[00:01] Hayate
    On my first day working at
    the Mawarimichi Cafe...
SIGN    Boom
SIGN    Effectively a tutor
[00:04] Hayate
    Somehow, I've ended up being a tutor.
[00:08] Asami
    I'm so sorry to have you doing
    this on your very first day.
[00:12] Hayate
    It's fine.
[00:15] Hayate
    Do you need a hint?
[00:17] Shun
    Nope.
[00:18] Hayate
    He doesn't like to lose.
[00:21] Hayate
    His focus is pretty good once he gets going,
[00:24] Hayate
    so I'll just leave him be for now.
[00:27] Hayate
    That said, I can't just wait around...
[00:30] Hayate
    Um...
[00:31] Asami
    Huh?
[00:32] Hayate
    If there's anything I can
    do, please let me know.
[00:35] Asami
    Oh, thank you!
SIGN    Meet
[00:41] Hayate
    Uhh, this is... Sou... Souma-kun.
[00:46] Hayate
    People with flashy hair make me nervous.
[00:48] Hayate
    I'll need to make sure not
    to cause him any trouble.
[00:51] Both
    Excuse me.
SIGN    Move
[00:55] Both
    Excuse me.
SIGN    Move
SIGN    #08
    Detour
SIGN    Move
SIGN    Move
SIGN    Move
[02:33] Hayate
    Sorry about that.
[02:36] Hayate
    I bungled that.
[02:38] Hayate
    I hope he's not mad.
SIGN    Huh
SIGN    Shiver Shiver
[02:43] Hayate
    He's shaking with rage!
SIGN    Shiver Shiver
SIGN    Now I've done it.
[02:46] Hayate
    Now I've done it.
[02:48] Hayate
    Upon closer inspection, he's got
    piercings and tattoos, too.
[02:51] Hayate
    So maybe he's just got
    a really innocent face,
[02:53] Hayate
    but is actually really wild.
SIGN    The type he's never
     been around...
[02:56] Souma
    For real, newbie.
SIGN    * Hayate's Mental Image
[02:57] Souma
    Keep it together.
[02:59] Hayate
    I've never been around someone like that...!
[03:02] Souma
    Can I bring you something to drink to start?
[03:03] Hayate
    Souma-kun's probably younger than me,
[03:05] Hayate
    a high schooler.
[03:07] Hayate
    But he's been at this job longer than me.
[03:10] Hayate
    It might be rude for me to
    be too friendly with him.
[03:13] Hayate
    How should I address him? "Souma-san"?
[03:18] Hayate
    Speaking of, what should I call the boss?
[03:22] Hayate
    At my last job, I just said "boss,"
[03:25] Hayate
    but this place has a more familiar feel.
[03:27] Souma
    Asami-san,
[03:29] Souma
    the table over there is having an order of
    bolognese and of cream shrimp omurice.
[03:30] Hayate
    "Asami-san"? That's so direct.
[03:33] Hayate
    Should I just call her that too?
[03:36] Hayate
    No, that's too much...
[03:39] Shun
    Sis, can I have some more juice?
[03:42] Hayate
    Sis?!
[03:44] Hayate
    Oh, wait. He actually is her little brother.
[03:47] Hayate
    So that makes sense.
[03:48] Asami
    Hayate-kun?
[03:50] Hayate
    Yes!
[03:51] Hayate
    Asa... Boss-chan!
[03:53] Hayate
    Now I've done it!
[03:55] Shun
    Asa-boss-chan.
[03:57] Shun
    What language is that?
[03:58] Hayate
    It's nothing.
[04:02] Hayate
    Did I make him even more mad?
[04:04] Hayate
    Now what?
[04:07] Hayate
    Mima-san?
[04:09] Hayate
    What is he doing here?
[04:10] Hayate
    When did he even get here?
[04:11] Hayate
    Wait, did he just see that?
[04:13] Asami
    Hayate-kun, can I talk to you?
[04:14] Hayate
    Yes.
[04:16] Hayate
    What is it?
[04:18] Asami
    You've been wiping that
    table this entire time,
[04:20] Asami
    so I wondered if something's wrong.
[04:22] Hayate
    I'm sorry about that.
[04:25] Asami
    Could you please bring that
    table over there their change?
[04:28] Hayate
    Yes.
[04:31] Hayate
    Mima-san.
[04:33] Hayate
    I'm sorry it took me so long to say hello.
[04:35] Hayate
    Here you go.
[04:37] Mima
    Thank you very much.
[04:39] Hayate
    I was surprised.
[04:41] Hayate
    I didn't think I would
    see you again so soon.
[04:45] Mima
    I was surprised too.
[04:47] Mima
    What a coincidence!
[04:50] Hayate
    It really is.
[04:52] Hayate
    Do you come here often?
[04:54] Mima
    No, my coworker recommended it,
[04:57] Mima
    so this is my first time here.
[04:59] Hayate
    I see.
[05:01] Hayate
    Just looking at him calms me down.
[05:03] Mima
    Have you been working here for a long time?
[05:06] Hayate
    No. It's my first day.
[05:08] Mima
    Your first day?
[05:09] Mima
    Well then, don't overdo it.
[05:12] Mima
    But good luck.
[05:15] Hayate
    That's a very Mima-san thing to say.
[05:17] Mima
    I'm off, then.
[05:19] Mima
    Thank you very much.
[05:21] Hayate
    You're already leaving?
[05:23] Mima
    Yes. I've got another appointment now.
[05:27] Mima
    Also, I don't want to get
    in the way of your work.
[05:33] Mima
    This is a wonderful place.
[05:35] Mima
    I'll be coming by again.
[05:37] Hayate
    Thank you so much!
[05:40] Mima
    Oh, and...
[05:42] Mima
    If there's another place where
    it's hard for me to go alone,
[05:45] Mima
    I hope I can ask you again.
[05:47] Hayate
    Yes. Absolutely.
[05:49] Mima
    Goodbye.
[05:52] Hayate
    Thank you very much!
[05:53] All
    Thank you so much!
[05:55] Hayate
    He's so cool.
[05:57] Hayate
    And his way of inviting
    me was really chill too.
[05:59] Shun
    Hey, Teach?
[06:01] Hayate
    Yes, one moment.
[06:05] Hayate
    He forgot something!
[06:06] Hayate
    He's cool as always,
[06:08] Hayate
    but he's also not quite there, as always.
[06:11] Hayate
    Mima-san!
[06:16] Hayate
    He's gone.
SIGN    Hedgehog Books
[06:21] Hayate
    All I know is his work address.
[06:27] Hayate
    Boss.
[06:29] Hayate
    The customer who just left forgot this.
[06:31] Asami
    Oh, I'll hold on to it.
[06:34] Asami
    You seemed friendly.
[06:35] Asami
    Do you know him?
[06:37] Hayate
    Yes. Kind of.
[06:38] Asami
    I see. That's good.
[06:42] Asami
    I saw how the tension floated
    away from you there,
[06:45] Asami
    so feel free to talk to us with
    that kind of casual attitude, too.
[06:50] Hayate
    All right.
[06:53] Hayate
    Casual...
[06:57] Hayate
    Yup, he's mad at me.
[06:58] Girl
    Excuse me?
[06:59] Hayate
    Coming!
[07:02] Hayate
    Oh.
[07:03] Hayate
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    Gee
SIGN    Badump Badump
[07:05] Hayate
    Oh crap, you're keeping her waiting!
[07:10] Souma
    Thank you for waiting.
[07:12] Girl
    What is today's pasta special?
[07:14] Souma
    Today we have a mushroom cream pasta,
[07:17] Souma
    or a spinach, bacon, and tomato pasta.
[07:19] Hayate
    He covered for me.
[07:21] Hayate
    He's not a scary person, after all.
[07:24] Hayate
    First, I'll need to get to know him properly.
[07:29] Souma
    Thank you so much!
[07:36] Hayate
    Hey, so... thank you for earlier.
[07:40] Souma
    Huh? What do you mean?
[07:42] Hayate
    I dropped the menus.
[07:44] Souma
    That was, like... hours ago.
[07:48] Hayate
    So he is mad at me.
[07:50] Hayate
    I apologize for angering you today.
[07:54] Souma
    I'm sorry.
[07:57] Souma
    It's just that, you're too funny.
[08:02] Shun
    Just ignore him. He basically
    cracks up at anything.
[08:06] Hayate
    He does?
[08:07] Souma
    Hey, don't give me a bad name.
SIGN    Wilt
[08:12] Souma
    That was funny, when we failed to walk
    around each other in the beginning.
[08:18] Hayate
    Oh, so he was holding in his laughter.
[08:21] Souma
    I was trying so hard to not
    look at you during work.
[08:26] Souma
    Because I would have remembered that.
[08:28] Hayate
    So it was just my misunderstanding.
[08:31] Hayate
    Good thing I found out.
[08:33] Souma
    So what were you talking about,
    when you mentioned making me mad?
[08:37] Hayate
    That was nothing.
[08:39] Souma
    Come on! Tell me!
[08:42] Asami
    It looks like they're
    all going to get along.
[08:50] Souma
    Hayate-kun!
[08:52] Hayate
    Souma-kun.
[08:55] Souma
    What a coincidence.
[08:56] Hayate
    Is your school around here somewhere?
[08:58] Souma
    A short train ride away.
[09:00] Hayate
    I guess he goes to a high
    school without uniforms...
[09:03] Souma
    It's a vocational school over in Harajuku.
[09:05] Hayate
    A vocational school student?
[09:07] Souma
    Is something wrong?
[09:09] Hayate
    Nothing at all.
[09:11] Hayate
    Good thing I didn't ask him which
    high school he's going to.
SIGN    Another misunderstanding lifted
[09:17] Souma
    You're a funny guy, you know that?
[09:19] Hayate
    Really?
[09:21] Souma
    At first glance you seem
    really intelligent and cool,
[09:24] Souma
    but you're actually quite approachable.
[09:26] Souma
    That's quite a gap.
[09:27] Hayate
    The same goes for you.
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