# E8 - Detour
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**[00:01] Hayate**
* On my first day working at*
* the Mawarimichi Cafe...*
***SIGN*** Boom
***SIGN*** Effectively a tutor
**[00:04] Hayate**
*Somehow, I've ended up being a tutor.*
**[00:08] Asami**
I'm so sorry to have you doing
this on your very first day.
**[00:12] Hayate**
It's fine.
**[00:15] Hayate**
Do you need a hint?
**[00:17] Shun**
Nope.
**[00:18] Hayate**
*He doesn't like to lose.*
**[00:21] Hayate**
*His focus is pretty good once he gets going,*
**[00:24] Hayate**
*so I'll just leave him be for now.*
**[00:27] Hayate**
*That said, I can't just wait around...*
**[00:30] Hayate**
Um...
**[00:31] Asami**
Huh?
**[00:32] Hayate**
If there's anything I can
do, please let me know.
**[00:35] Asami**
Oh, thank you!
***SIGN*** Meet
**[00:41] Hayate**
*Uhh, this is... Sou... Souma-kun.*
**[00:46] Hayate**
*People with flashy hair make me nervous.*
**[00:48] Hayate**
* I'll need to make sure not*
* to cause him any trouble.*
**[00:51] Both**
Excuse me.
***SIGN*** Move
**[00:55] Both**
Excuse me.
***SIGN*** Move
***SIGN*** #08
Detour
***SIGN*** Move
***SIGN*** Move
***SIGN*** Move
**[02:33] Hayate**
Sorry about that.
**[02:36] Hayate**
*I bungled that.*
**[02:38] Hayate**
*I hope he's not mad.*
***SIGN*** Huh
***SIGN*** Shiver Shiver
**[02:43] Hayate**
*He's shaking with rage!*
***SIGN*** Shiver Shiver
***SIGN*** Now I've done it.
**[02:46] Hayate**
*Now I've done it.*
**[02:48] Hayate**
* Upon closer inspection, he's got*
* piercings and tattoos, too.*
**[02:51] Hayate**
* So maybe he's just got*
* a really innocent face,*
**[02:53] Hayate**
*but is actually really wild.*
***SIGN*** The type he's never
been around...
**[02:56] Souma**
For real, newbie.
***SIGN*** * Hayate's Mental Image
**[02:57] Souma**
Keep it together.
**[02:59] Hayate**
*I've never been around someone like that...!*
**[03:02] Souma**
Can I bring you something to drink to start?
**[03:03] Hayate**
*Souma-kun's probably younger than me,*
**[03:05] Hayate**
*a high schooler.*
**[03:07] Hayate**
*But he's been at this job longer than me.*
**[03:10] Hayate**
* It might be rude for me to*
* be too friendly with him.*
**[03:13] Hayate**
*How should I address him? "Souma-san"?*
**[03:18] Hayate**
*Speaking of, what should I call the boss?*
**[03:22] Hayate**
*At my last job, I just said "boss,"*
**[03:25] Hayate**
*but this place has a more familiar feel.*
**[03:27] Souma**
Asami-san,
**[03:29] Souma**
the table over there is having an order of
bolognese and of cream shrimp omurice.
**[03:30] Hayate**
*"Asami-san"? That's so direct.*
**[03:33] Hayate**
*Should I just call her that too?*
**[03:36] Hayate**
*No, that's too much...*
**[03:39] Shun**
Sis, can I have some more juice?
**[03:42] Hayate**
*Sis?!*
**[03:44] Hayate**
*Oh, wait. He actually is her little brother.*
**[03:47] Hayate**
*So that makes sense.*
**[03:48] Asami**
Hayate-kun?
**[03:50] Hayate**
Yes!
**[03:51] Hayate**
Asa... Boss-chan!
**[03:53] Hayate**
*Now I've done it!*
**[03:55] Shun**
Asa-boss-chan.
**[03:57] Shun**
What language is that?
**[03:58] Hayate**
It's nothing.
**[04:02] Hayate**
*Did I make him even more mad?*
**[04:04] Hayate**
*Now what?*
**[04:07] Hayate**
*Mima-san?*
**[04:09] Hayate**
*What is he doing here?*
**[04:10] Hayate**
*When did he even get here?*
**[04:11] Hayate**
*Wait, did he just see that?*
**[04:13] Asami**
Hayate-kun, can I talk to you?
**[04:14] Hayate**
Yes.
**[04:16] Hayate**
What is it?
**[04:18] Asami**
You've been wiping that
table this entire time,
**[04:20] Asami**
so I wondered if something's wrong.
**[04:22] Hayate**
I'm sorry about that.
**[04:25] Asami**
Could you please bring that
table over there their change?
**[04:28] Hayate**
Yes.
**[04:31] Hayate**
Mima-san.
**[04:33] Hayate**
I'm sorry it took me so long to say hello.
**[04:35] Hayate**
Here you go.
**[04:37] Mima**
Thank you very much.
**[04:39] Hayate**
I was surprised.
**[04:41] Hayate**
I didn't think I would
see you again so soon.
**[04:45] Mima**
I was surprised too.
**[04:47] Mima**
What a coincidence!
**[04:50] Hayate**
It really is.
**[04:52] Hayate**
Do you come here often?
**[04:54] Mima**
No, my coworker recommended it,
**[04:57] Mima**
so this is my first time here.
**[04:59] Hayate**
I see.
**[05:01] Hayate**
*Just looking at him calms me down.*
**[05:03] Mima**
Have you been working here for a long time?
**[05:06] Hayate**
No. It's my first day.
**[05:08] Mima**
Your first day?
**[05:09] Mima**
Well then, don't overdo it.
**[05:12] Mima**
But good luck.
**[05:15] Hayate**
*That's a very Mima-san thing to say.*
**[05:17] Mima**
I'm off, then.
**[05:19] Mima**
Thank you very much.
**[05:21] Hayate**
You're already leaving?
**[05:23] Mima**
Yes. I've got another appointment now.
**[05:27] Mima**
Also, I don't want to get
in the way of your work.
**[05:33] Mima**
This is a wonderful place.
**[05:35] Mima**
I'll be coming by again.
**[05:37] Hayate**
Thank you so much!
**[05:40] Mima**
Oh, and...
**[05:42] Mima**
If there's another place where
it's hard for me to go alone,
**[05:45] Mima**
I hope I can ask you again.
**[05:47] Hayate**
Yes. Absolutely.
**[05:49] Mima**
Goodbye.
**[05:52] Hayate**
Thank you very much!
**[05:53] All**
Thank you so much!
**[05:55] Hayate**
*He's so cool.*
**[05:57] Hayate**
* And his way of inviting*
* me was really chill too.*
**[05:59] Shun**
Hey, Teach?
**[06:01] Hayate**
Yes, one moment.
**[06:05] Hayate**
*He forgot something!*
**[06:06] Hayate**
*He's cool as always,*
**[06:08] Hayate**
*but he's also not quite there, as always.*
**[06:11] Hayate**
Mima-san!
**[06:16] Hayate**
*He's gone.*
***SIGN*** Hedgehog Books
**[06:21] Hayate**
*All I know is his work address.*
**[06:27] Hayate**
Boss.
**[06:29] Hayate**
The customer who just left forgot this.
**[06:31] Asami**
Oh, I'll hold on to it.
**[06:34] Asami**
You seemed friendly.
**[06:35] Asami**
Do you know him?
**[06:37] Hayate**
Yes. Kind of.
**[06:38] Asami**
I see. That's good.
**[06:42] Asami**
I saw how the tension floated
away from you there,
**[06:45] Asami**
so feel free to talk to us with
that kind of casual attitude, too.
**[06:50] Hayate**
All right.
**[06:53] Hayate**
*Casual...*
**[06:57] Hayate**
*Yup, he's mad at me.*
**[06:58] Girl**
Excuse me?
**[06:59] Hayate**
Coming!
**[07:02] Hayate**
Oh.
**[07:03] Hayate**
I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Gee
***SIGN*** Badump Badump
**[07:05] Hayate**
*Oh crap, you're keeping her waiting!*
**[07:10] Souma**
Thank you for waiting.
**[07:12] Girl**
What is today's pasta special?
**[07:14] Souma**
Today we have a mushroom cream pasta,
**[07:17] Souma**
or a spinach, bacon, and tomato pasta.
**[07:19] Hayate**
*He covered for me.*
**[07:21] Hayate**
*He's not a scary person, after all.*
**[07:24] Hayate**
*First, I'll need to get to know him properly.*
**[07:29] Souma**
Thank you so much!
**[07:36] Hayate**
Hey, so... thank you for earlier.
**[07:40] Souma**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[07:42] Hayate**
I dropped the menus.
**[07:44] Souma**
That was, like... hours ago.
**[07:48] Hayate**
*So he* is *mad at me.*
**[07:50] Hayate**
I apologize for angering you today.
**[07:54] Souma**
I'm sorry.
**[07:57] Souma**
It's just that, you're too funny.
**[08:02] Shun**
Just ignore him. He basically
cracks up at anything.
**[08:06] Hayate**
He does?
**[08:07] Souma**
Hey, don't give me a bad name.
***SIGN*** Wilt
**[08:12] Souma**
That was funny, when we failed to walk
around each other in the beginning.
**[08:18] Hayate**
*Oh, so he was holding in his laughter.*
**[08:21] Souma**
I was trying so hard to not
look at you during work.
**[08:26] Souma**
Because I would have remembered that.
**[08:28] Hayate**
*So it was just my misunderstanding.*
**[08:31] Hayate**
*Good thing I found out.*
**[08:33] Souma**
So what were you talking about,
when you mentioned making me mad?
**[08:37] Hayate**
That was nothing.
**[08:39] Souma**
Come on! Tell me!
**[08:42] Asami**
* It looks like they're*
* all going to get along.*
**[08:50] Souma**
Hayate-kun!
**[08:52] Hayate**
Souma-kun.
**[08:55] Souma**
What a coincidence.
**[08:56] Hayate**
Is your school around here somewhere?
**[08:58] Souma**
A short train ride away.
**[09:00] Hayate**
* I guess he goes to a high*
* school without uniforms...*
**[09:03] Souma**
It's a vocational school over in Harajuku.
**[09:05] Hayate**
*A vocational school student?*
**[09:07] Souma**
Is something wrong?
**[09:09] Hayate**
Nothing at all.
**[09:11] Hayate**
* Good thing I didn't ask him which*
* high school he's going to.*
***SIGN*** Another misunderstanding lifted
**[09:17] Souma**
You're a funny guy, you know that?
**[09:19] Hayate**
Really?
**[09:21] Souma**
At first glance you seem
really intelligent and cool,
**[09:24] Souma**
but you're actually quite approachable.
**[09:26] Souma**
That's quite a gap.
**[09:27] Hayate**
The same goes for you.
***SIGN*** Coming up next
***SIGN*** Bento
***SIGN*** We hope you'll tune in again!
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