E8 - Detour Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Hayate     On my first day working at     the Mawarimichi Cafe... SIGN    Boom SIGN    Effectively a tutor [00:04] Hayate     Somehow, I've ended up being a tutor. [00:08] Asami     I'm so sorry to have you doing     this on your very first day. [00:12] Hayate     It's fine. [00:15] Hayate     Do you need a hint? [00:17] Shun     Nope. [00:18] Hayate     He doesn't like to lose. [00:21] Hayate     His focus is pretty good once he gets going, [00:24] Hayate     so I'll just leave him be for now. [00:27] Hayate     That said, I can't just wait around... [00:30] Hayate     Um... [00:31] Asami     Huh? [00:32] Hayate     If there's anything I can     do, please let me know. [00:35] Asami     Oh, thank you! SIGN    Meet [00:41] Hayate     Uhh, this is... Sou... Souma-kun. [00:46] Hayate     People with flashy hair make me nervous. [00:48] Hayate     I'll need to make sure not     to cause him any trouble. [00:51] Both     Excuse me. SIGN    Move [00:55] Both     Excuse me. SIGN    Move SIGN    #08     Detour SIGN    Move SIGN    Move SIGN    Move [02:33] Hayate     Sorry about that. [02:36] Hayate     I bungled that. [02:38] Hayate     I hope he's not mad. SIGN    Huh SIGN    Shiver Shiver [02:43] Hayate     He's shaking with rage! SIGN    Shiver Shiver SIGN    Now I've done it. [02:46] Hayate     Now I've done it. [02:48] Hayate     Upon closer inspection, he's got     piercings and tattoos, too. [02:51] Hayate     So maybe he's just got     a really innocent face, [02:53] Hayate     but is actually really wild. SIGN    The type he's never      been around... [02:56] Souma     For real, newbie. SIGN    * Hayate's Mental Image [02:57] Souma     Keep it together. [02:59] Hayate     I've never been around someone like that...! [03:02] Souma     Can I bring you something to drink to start? [03:03] Hayate     Souma-kun's probably younger than me, [03:05] Hayate     a high schooler. [03:07] Hayate     But he's been at this job longer than me. [03:10] Hayate     It might be rude for me to     be too friendly with him. [03:13] Hayate     How should I address him? "Souma-san"? [03:18] Hayate     Speaking of, what should I call the boss? [03:22] Hayate     At my last job, I just said "boss," [03:25] Hayate     but this place has a more familiar feel. [03:27] Souma     Asami-san, [03:29] Souma     the table over there is having an order of     bolognese and of cream shrimp omurice. [03:30] Hayate     "Asami-san"? That's so direct. [03:33] Hayate     Should I just call her that too? [03:36] Hayate     No, that's too much... [03:39] Shun     Sis, can I have some more juice? [03:42] Hayate     Sis?! [03:44] Hayate     Oh, wait. He actually is her little brother. [03:47] Hayate     So that makes sense. [03:48] Asami     Hayate-kun? [03:50] Hayate     Yes! [03:51] Hayate     Asa... Boss-chan! [03:53] Hayate     Now I've done it! [03:55] Shun     Asa-boss-chan. [03:57] Shun     What language is that? [03:58] Hayate     It's nothing. [04:02] Hayate     Did I make him even more mad? [04:04] Hayate     Now what? [04:07] Hayate     Mima-san? [04:09] Hayate     What is he doing here? [04:10] Hayate     When did he even get here? [04:11] Hayate     Wait, did he just see that? [04:13] Asami     Hayate-kun, can I talk to you? [04:14] Hayate     Yes. [04:16] Hayate     What is it? [04:18] Asami     You've been wiping that     table this entire time, [04:20] Asami     so I wondered if something's wrong. [04:22] Hayate     I'm sorry about that. [04:25] Asami     Could you please bring that     table over there their change? [04:28] Hayate     Yes. [04:31] Hayate     Mima-san. [04:33] Hayate     I'm sorry it took me so long to say hello. [04:35] Hayate     Here you go. [04:37] Mima     Thank you very much. [04:39] Hayate     I was surprised. [04:41] Hayate     I didn't think I would     see you again so soon. [04:45] Mima     I was surprised too. [04:47] Mima     What a coincidence! [04:50] Hayate     It really is. [04:52] Hayate     Do you come here often? [04:54] Mima     No, my coworker recommended it, [04:57] Mima     so this is my first time here. [04:59] Hayate     I see. [05:01] Hayate     Just looking at him calms me down. [05:03] Mima     Have you been working here for a long time? [05:06] Hayate     No. It's my first day. [05:08] Mima     Your first day? [05:09] Mima     Well then, don't overdo it. [05:12] Mima     But good luck. [05:15] Hayate     That's a very Mima-san thing to say. [05:17] Mima     I'm off, then. [05:19] Mima     Thank you very much. [05:21] Hayate     You're already leaving? [05:23] Mima     Yes. I've got another appointment now. [05:27] Mima     Also, I don't want to get     in the way of your work. [05:33] Mima     This is a wonderful place. [05:35] Mima     I'll be coming by again. [05:37] Hayate     Thank you so much! [05:40] Mima     Oh, and... [05:42] Mima     If there's another place where     it's hard for me to go alone, [05:45] Mima     I hope I can ask you again. [05:47] Hayate     Yes. Absolutely. [05:49] Mima     Goodbye. [05:52] Hayate     Thank you very much! [05:53] All     Thank you so much! [05:55] Hayate     He's so cool. [05:57] Hayate     And his way of inviting     me was really chill too. [05:59] Shun     Hey, Teach? [06:01] Hayate     Yes, one moment. [06:05] Hayate     He forgot something! [06:06] Hayate     He's cool as always, [06:08] Hayate     but he's also not quite there, as always. [06:11] Hayate     Mima-san! [06:16] Hayate     He's gone. SIGN    Hedgehog Books [06:21] Hayate     All I know is his work address. [06:27] Hayate     Boss. [06:29] Hayate     The customer who just left forgot this. [06:31] Asami     Oh, I'll hold on to it. [06:34] Asami     You seemed friendly. [06:35] Asami     Do you know him? [06:37] Hayate     Yes. Kind of. [06:38] Asami     I see. That's good. [06:42] Asami     I saw how the tension floated     away from you there, [06:45] Asami     so feel free to talk to us with     that kind of casual attitude, too. [06:50] Hayate     All right. [06:53] Hayate     Casual... [06:57] Hayate     Yup, he's mad at me. [06:58] Girl     Excuse me? [06:59] Hayate     Coming! [07:02] Hayate     Oh. [07:03] Hayate     I'm sorry. SIGN    Gee SIGN    Badump Badump [07:05] Hayate     Oh crap, you're keeping her waiting! [07:10] Souma     Thank you for waiting. [07:12] Girl     What is today's pasta special? [07:14] Souma     Today we have a mushroom cream pasta, [07:17] Souma     or a spinach, bacon, and tomato pasta. [07:19] Hayate     He covered for me. [07:21] Hayate     He's not a scary person, after all. [07:24] Hayate     First, I'll need to get to know him properly. [07:29] Souma     Thank you so much! [07:36] Hayate     Hey, so... thank you for earlier. [07:40] Souma     Huh? What do you mean? [07:42] Hayate     I dropped the menus. [07:44] Souma     That was, like... hours ago. [07:48] Hayate     So he is mad at me. [07:50] Hayate     I apologize for angering you today. [07:54] Souma     I'm sorry. [07:57] Souma     It's just that, you're too funny. [08:02] Shun     Just ignore him. He basically     cracks up at anything. [08:06] Hayate     He does? [08:07] Souma     Hey, don't give me a bad name. SIGN    Wilt [08:12] Souma     That was funny, when we failed to walk     around each other in the beginning. [08:18] Hayate     Oh, so he was holding in his laughter. [08:21] Souma     I was trying so hard to not     look at you during work. [08:26] Souma     Because I would have remembered that. [08:28] Hayate     So it was just my misunderstanding. [08:31] Hayate     Good thing I found out. [08:33] Souma     So what were you talking about,     when you mentioned making me mad? [08:37] Hayate     That was nothing. [08:39] Souma     Come on! Tell me! [08:42] Asami     It looks like they're     all going to get along. [08:50] Souma     Hayate-kun! [08:52] Hayate     Souma-kun. [08:55] Souma     What a coincidence. [08:56] Hayate     Is your school around here somewhere? [08:58] Souma     A short train ride away. [09:00] Hayate     I guess he goes to a high     school without uniforms... [09:03] Souma     It's a vocational school over in Harajuku. [09:05] Hayate     A vocational school student? [09:07] Souma     Is something wrong? [09:09] Hayate     Nothing at all. [09:11] Hayate     Good thing I didn't ask him which     high school he's going to. SIGN    Another misunderstanding lifted [09:17] Souma     You're a funny guy, you know that? [09:19] Hayate     Really? [09:21] Souma     At first glance you seem     really intelligent and cool, [09:24] Souma     but you're actually quite approachable. [09:26] Souma     That's quite a gap. [09:27] Hayate     The same goes for you. SIGN    Coming up next SIGN    Bento SIGN    We hope you'll tune in again! SIGN    We hope you'll tune in again!