E16 - Umbrella and..

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[00:00] Guy
    Ugh, it's raining again.
[00:02] Girl
    It had stopped earlier.
    Guess that faked us out.
[00:04] Girl2
    I didn't know it was gonna rain!
[00:06] Guy2
    It's really coming down, too.
[00:08] Hayate
    It's raining on and off today.
[00:11] Hayate
    Good thing I brought my umbrella.
SIGN    Swish
SIGN    The umbrella
    that is supposed
    to be there
    is missing
[00:15] Hayate
    Oh...
SIGN    #16
    Umbrella and...
[01:53] Girl
    That guy over there is so cool!
[01:55] Girl2
    He is.
[01:56] Girl2
    I wonder if he's waiting for a date.
[01:59] Girl2
    He's been watching the rain this whole time.
[02:00] Girl2
    Maybe he's worried about the weather.
[02:03] Hayate
    This is worrisome.
SIGN    Down
[02:05] Hayate
    Where could I have left it?
[02:07] Hayate
    It was only a plastic umbrella,
    but still, I only just bought it.
[02:10] Girl
    It started raining, and now he's
    worried about his girlfriend!
[02:13] Girl2
    Shut up, that's the best!
SIGN    Depressed
[02:15] Hayate
    This is the worst.
[02:17] Hayate
    Even if I wanted to backtrack,
    I can't go anywhere in this rain.
[02:20] Souma
    Oh, hey, Hayate-kun.
[02:24] Souma
    What's up?
[02:25] Hayate
    Souma-kun.
[02:26] Souma
    Heya.
[02:27] Souma
    What are you doing here?
[02:28] Girl
    Another hottie.
[02:29] Hayate
    The thing is, my umbrella...
[02:29] Girl
    I see, hotties are friends
    with other hotties.
[02:30] Souma
    That's really too bad.
[02:32] Girl2
    A feast for the eyes.
[02:36] Hayate
    Thanks so much.
[02:38] Souma
    No problem.
[02:38] Souma
    You wanted to go check
    the bookstore, right?
[02:40] Souma
    I was meaning to stop by there anyway.
SIGN    Happy
SIGN    Ending!
[02:43] Both
    Happy ending!
[02:47] Souma
    Yeah, I guess if you leave the
    store while it's not raining,
[02:50] Souma
    you won't notice that you left it behind.
[02:52] Hayate
    That's why I keep buying new
    ones at the convenience store.
[02:56] Souma
    Maybe they're easy to forget because
    you're buying run-of-the-mill umbrellas.
SIGN    A totally
    ordinary umbrella
[02:59] Hayate
    Now that you mention it...
[03:01] Souma
    I think if you got one with dots or a pattern,
     you'd naturally be more mindful of it.
[03:05] Souma
    Look at how cute my umbrella is.
[03:07] Hayate
    But losing one like that would really hurt.
[03:10] Souma
    In that case, a collapsible umbrella
     with a pattern might be best.
[03:14] Hayate
    I see.
[03:16] Souma
    Like, look. I think that one would be good.
[03:18] Girl
    On a rainy day
[03:20] Girl
    All the frogs go hurray!
[03:22] Hayate
    A bear...
SIGN    male
SIGN    20-year old
[03:25] Hayate
    It does look cute on its own,
[03:28] Hayate
    but I think it might be a little
     too cute for me to use it.
[03:30] Souma
    Oh, that's a no?
[03:31] Souma
    I thought that was right up your alley.
[03:33] Hayate
    I'm not saying I don't like it.
[03:37] Souma
    So that umbrella is too cute?
[03:39] Souma
    I guess your tastes are pretty subdued.
[03:42] Souma
    Or maybe your standards are just high.
[03:43] Hayate
    You're the one who's too fancy.
SIGN    Hedgehog Bookstore
[03:46] Souma
    Okay, I'm going to go do some shopping now.
[03:49] Souma
    See you later.
[03:50] Hayate
    Sure.
[03:51] Hayate
    Umbrella, umbrella.
[03:53] Hayate
    Maybe in the fiction section.
[03:57] Hayate
    Mima-san!
[03:59] Mima
    Hayate-kun, good evening.
[04:01] Hayate
    Good evening.
[04:03] Hayate
    It's rare, running into you like this.
[04:05] Mima
    It really is.
[04:06] Hayate
    Do you come to this bookstore often too?
[04:09] Mima
    Yes, I'm a regular suspect.
[04:11] Hayate
    A thing I have in common with my role model.
SIGN    Role Model
[04:15] Mima
    Did you already find everything you wanted?
[04:17] Hayate
    Yes. I got a paperback and the
    newest volume of a manga.
[04:20] Hayate
    It is my second visit today, though.
[04:22] Mima
    You really are a bookworm, huh.
[04:24] Hayate
    I just really like printed text.
[04:26] Mima
    I see. I like it too.
[04:29] Hayate
    It's really great.
SIGN    Happy
[04:30] Hayate
    And now that's another
    thing we have in common!
SIGN    Happy
[04:33] Mima
    Hayate has an unexpectedly expressive face.
[04:36] Mima
    It's a side of him you don't usually see.
[04:38] Hayate
    So are you on your way home from work?
[04:40] Mima
    Yes.
[04:41] Mima
    I thought I'd buy something
    to read on my day off.
[04:43] Hayate
    I'd love to get a recommendation,
[04:45] Hayate
    while you're here.
[04:46] Mima
    A recommendation...
[04:48] Mima
    Hmm, let's see.
SIGN    The Lost Diary
SIGN    Igarashi
    Motoharu
SIGN    A movie adaptation is coming!!
[04:50] Mima
    Of the ones I most recently
    read, this one was good.
[04:52] Hayate
    Oh, I read that one too!
[04:54] Hayate
    I'm a fan of Igarashi-sensei's.
[04:57] Mima
    Oh, really?
[04:58] Hayate
    Yeah!
[04:59] Hayate
    I'm looking forward to the
    movie adaptation, too.
[05:01] Mima
    Me too.
[05:01] Hayate/txt
    This author's sense for foreshadowing
    is just so natural.
SIGN    This author's sense for foreshadowing is just so natural.
SIGN    I really enjoy that.
[05:04] Hayate/txt
    I really enjoy that.
[05:06] Hayate/txt
    And then the twist at the end
    completely blew me away.
SIGN    And then the twist at the end completely blew me away.
[05:08] Hayate/txt
    On top of that, this author has
    published quite a few books,
SIGN    This author's sense for
    foreshadowing is just so natural.
     I really enjoy that.
SIGN    And then the twist
     at the end completely
    blew me away.
SIGN    On top of that, this author has
    published quite a few books,
[05:11] Hayate/txt
    but they always have awkward characters.
SIGN    but they always have awkward characters.
[05:13] Hayate/txt
    I look forward to those characters
    in each of their novels.
SIGN    I look forward to those characters
     in each of their novels.
[05:16] Hayate/txt
    Maybe it's something I only know
    because I read every single one,
SIGN    This author's sense for
    foreshadowing is just
    so natural.
     I really enjoy that.
SIGN    And then the twist
     at the end completely
    blew me away.
SIGN    On top of that, this author has
    published quite a few books,
     but they always have awkward characters.
     I look forward to those characters
     in each of their novels.
SIGN    Maybe it's something
    I only know because
     I read every single one,
SIGN    but I feel like there's
    this really fun
    playfulness...
[05:19] Hayate/txt
    but I feel like there's this
    really fun playfulness...
[05:22] Hayate
    I totally talked his ear off.
    
[05:24] Hayate
    I'm really sorry.
[05:25] Hayate
    I kind of went off the rails there.
[05:27] Mima
    That's fine.
[05:28] Mima
    Please continue!
[05:29] Hayate
    No, that was enough.
[05:31] Hayate
    Now he probably thinks I'm a huge nerd.
[05:33] Hayate
    I've never held a hedgehog before.
SIGN    Previous memory
[05:35] Mima
    Hayate-kun gets so animated when
    there's something he likes around.
[05:41] Mima
    I love Igarashi-sensei's works too.
[05:45] Mima
    I think he's also just a
    really excellent writer.
SIGN    My role-model,
    Mima-san,
SIGN    My role-model,
    Mima-san,
    likes
[05:47] Mima
    I'm sure he has some
    literature club background.
SIGN    My role-model,
    Mima-san,
    likes
    Igarashi-sensei,
SIGN    My role-model,
    Mima-san,
    likes
    Igarashi-sensei,
    whom
SIGN    My role-model,
    Mima-san,
    likes
    Igarashi-sensei,
    whom
    I revere?
SIGN    AMAZING
[05:53] Hayate
    That's... outstanding to a major degree.
SIGN    Stunned...
[05:55] Mima
    Wow, he has a medical degree?
[05:58] Mima
    That's amazing.
[06:00] Hayate
    He does?
[06:01] Mima
    Huh?
[06:02] Hayate
    Hmm?
SIGN    Medical Degree
SIGN    Major Degree
[06:05] Souma
    Hayate-kun?
[06:08] Hayate
    Souma-kun.
[06:09] Souma
    Oh, there you are! Sorry I took so long.
[06:10] Hayate
    Did you get it?
[06:11] Souma
    Yes.
[06:13] Souma
    Oh, it's Mima-san.
[06:14] Souma
    Good evening!
[06:15] Mima
    Good evening.
[06:16] Mima
    So you two went out together?
[06:18] Souma
    It ended up that way.
[06:19] Souma
    So, Mima-san, did you know that Hayate-kun
     here has really refined tastes?
[06:23] Souma
    He completely shot down my
    umbrella recommendations.
[06:26] Hayate
    Hey, come on.
[06:26] Hayate
    You can't expect a college student
    to use something like that.
[06:29] Mima
    What kind of umbrella did you recommend?
[06:32] Hayate
    Sorry, we started talking about
    something totally unrelated.
[06:35] Mima
    Not at all.
[06:36] Mima
    Anything you two talk about is interesting.
[06:39] Souma
    Going places with Hayate-kun is fun.
[06:42] Souma
    You see a side of him you don't normally.
[06:43] Mima
    Really?
[06:44] Girl
    Sir!
[06:45] Girl
    You forgot your purchase!
[06:48] Girl
    Here you go.
[07:00] Hayate
    Going out with Souma-kun is fun, too.
[07:03] Souma
    C'mon.
[07:04] Mima
    Such good friends.
[07:05] Mima
    At first glance, they don't
    look compatible at all.
[07:06] Souma
    I was in a hurry to come find you.
[07:08] Hayate
    I see.
[07:09] Mima
    But maybe this is what they call fate?
[07:12] Mima
    He and I were like that too.
[07:15] Mima
    If our meeting again was also fate,
[07:17] Mima
    then averting my eyes would
    certainly lead to regret.
[07:25] Souma
    You should spend some time
    with us this summer break.
[07:28] Mima
    If it's on a day off,
    I'll certainly do that.
[07:31] Hayate
    But aren't those days precious?
[07:33] Mima
    Once you reach my age,
[07:35] Mima
    young people adding excitement to your life
     becomes a precious experience, too.
[07:38] Souma
    Yay!
[07:40] Mima
    Then goodbye for now.
[07:47] Mima
    I forgot my umbrella at work,
[07:49] Mima
    so it's good that I packed Ricchan's
    umbrella to return it to her.
[07:53] (Flashback) Rich
    I forgot my umbrella at your house!
SIGN    Guy who doesn't care
SIGN    as long as he doesn't get wet
[08:01] Souma
    I'm gonna head home too.
[08:02] Hayate
    Yeah, same.
[08:04] Souma
    So Hayate likes understated stuff,
[08:05] Souma
    and Mima-san likes cutesy stuff.
[08:07] Hayate
    Wait, so adults can just
    use umbrellas like that?
[08:12] Souma
    It was short, but I had fun.
[08:16] Hayate
    Yeah.
[08:19] Hayate
    Oh.
SIGN    Blush
SIGN    DOH
[08:21] Hayate
    I came here to look for my umbrella!
[08:24] Girl
    That's exactly 1,100 yen.
[08:29] Igarashi
    Excuse me, I think someone
    left this umbrella.
[08:31] Hayate
    Yes, that's mine!
[08:34] Hayate
    Thank you.
[08:35] Igarashi
    No problem.
[08:40] Igarashi
    Are you all right?
[08:42] Igarashi
    Do you need a shoehorn?
[08:43] Hayate
    Yes, please.
[08:45] Hayate
    Wait.
[08:46] Hayate
    Why does he just... have a shoehorn?
[08:51] Hayate
    He seems well put together, like
    someone who works in a shoe shop.
[08:54] Hayate
    He looks cool.
[08:56] Igarashi
    Here's your umbrella.
[09:02] Hayate
    Thank you.
[09:03] Igarashi
    Take care...
[09:05] Igarashi
    with your umbrella. And... not falling.
[09:06] Hayate
    I will.
[09:07] Hayate
    That was embarrassing.
[09:08] Souma
    Are you okay?
[09:09] Hayate
    Yeah, thanks.
[09:11] Girl
    Umbrellas are so easy to forget.
[09:14] Girl
    I lose mine a lot too.
[09:16] Igarashi
    Oh, yes.
[09:18] Igarashi
    You think you have an umbrella,
    but then it's a shoehorn.
[09:21] Girl
    Say what?
[09:22] Igarashi
    That's why today, I'm the guy
    walking around with a shoehorn.
[09:26] Igarashi
    But it came in handy, huh?
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