E16 - Umbrella and.. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Guy     Ugh, it's raining again. [00:02] Girl     It had stopped earlier.     Guess that faked us out. [00:04] Girl2     I didn't know it was gonna rain! [00:06] Guy2     It's really coming down, too. [00:08] Hayate     It's raining on and off today. [00:11] Hayate     Good thing I brought my umbrella. SIGN    Swish SIGN    The umbrella     that is supposed     to be there     is missing [00:15] Hayate     Oh... SIGN    #16     Umbrella and... [01:53] Girl     That guy over there is so cool! [01:55] Girl2     He is. [01:56] Girl2     I wonder if he's waiting for a date. [01:59] Girl2     He's been watching the rain this whole time. [02:00] Girl2     Maybe he's worried about the weather. [02:03] Hayate     This is worrisome. SIGN    Down [02:05] Hayate     Where could I have left it? [02:07] Hayate     It was only a plastic umbrella,     but still, I only just bought it. [02:10] Girl     It started raining, and now he's     worried about his girlfriend! [02:13] Girl2     Shut up, that's the best! SIGN    Depressed [02:15] Hayate     This is the worst. [02:17] Hayate     Even if I wanted to backtrack,     I can't go anywhere in this rain. [02:20] Souma     Oh, hey, Hayate-kun. [02:24] Souma     What's up? [02:25] Hayate     Souma-kun. [02:26] Souma     Heya. [02:27] Souma     What are you doing here? [02:28] Girl     Another hottie. [02:29] Hayate     The thing is, my umbrella... [02:29] Girl     I see, hotties are friends     with other hotties. [02:30] Souma     That's really too bad. [02:32] Girl2     A feast for the eyes. [02:36] Hayate     Thanks so much. [02:38] Souma     No problem. [02:38] Souma     You wanted to go check     the bookstore, right? [02:40] Souma     I was meaning to stop by there anyway. SIGN    Happy SIGN    Ending! [02:43] Both     Happy ending! [02:47] Souma     Yeah, I guess if you leave the     store while it's not raining, [02:50] Souma     you won't notice that you left it behind. [02:52] Hayate     That's why I keep buying new     ones at the convenience store. [02:56] Souma     Maybe they're easy to forget because     you're buying run-of-the-mill umbrellas. SIGN    A totally     ordinary umbrella [02:59] Hayate     Now that you mention it... [03:01] Souma     I think if you got one with dots or a pattern,      you'd naturally be more mindful of it. [03:05] Souma     Look at how cute my umbrella is. [03:07] Hayate     But losing one like that would really hurt. [03:10] Souma     In that case, a collapsible umbrella      with a pattern might be best. [03:14] Hayate     I see. [03:16] Souma     Like, look. I think that one would be good. [03:18] Girl     On a rainy day [03:20] Girl     All the frogs go hurray! [03:22] Hayate     A bear... SIGN    male SIGN    20-year old [03:25] Hayate     It does look cute on its own, [03:28] Hayate     but I think it might be a little      too cute for me to use it. [03:30] Souma     Oh, that's a no? [03:31] Souma     I thought that was right up your alley. [03:33] Hayate     I'm not saying I don't like it. [03:37] Souma     So that umbrella is too cute? [03:39] Souma     I guess your tastes are pretty subdued. [03:42] Souma     Or maybe your standards are just high. [03:43] Hayate     You're the one who's too fancy. SIGN    Hedgehog Bookstore [03:46] Souma     Okay, I'm going to go do some shopping now. [03:49] Souma     See you later. [03:50] Hayate     Sure. [03:51] Hayate     Umbrella, umbrella. [03:53] Hayate     Maybe in the fiction section. [03:57] Hayate     Mima-san! [03:59] Mima     Hayate-kun, good evening. [04:01] Hayate     Good evening. [04:03] Hayate     It's rare, running into you like this. [04:05] Mima     It really is. [04:06] Hayate     Do you come to this bookstore often too? [04:09] Mima     Yes, I'm a regular suspect. [04:11] Hayate     A thing I have in common with my role model. SIGN    Role Model [04:15] Mima     Did you already find everything you wanted? [04:17] Hayate     Yes. I got a paperback and the     newest volume of a manga. [04:20] Hayate     It is my second visit today, though. [04:22] Mima     You really are a bookworm, huh. [04:24] Hayate     I just really like printed text. [04:26] Mima     I see. I like it too. [04:29] Hayate     It's really great. SIGN    Happy [04:30] Hayate     And now that's another     thing we have in common! SIGN    Happy [04:33] Mima     Hayate has an unexpectedly expressive face. [04:36] Mima     It's a side of him you don't usually see. [04:38] Hayate     So are you on your way home from work? [04:40] Mima     Yes. [04:41] Mima     I thought I'd buy something     to read on my day off. [04:43] Hayate     I'd love to get a recommendation, [04:45] Hayate     while you're here. [04:46] Mima     A recommendation... [04:48] Mima     Hmm, let's see. SIGN    The Lost Diary SIGN    Igarashi     Motoharu SIGN    A movie adaptation is coming!! [04:50] Mima     Of the ones I most recently     read, this one was good. [04:52] Hayate     Oh, I read that one too! [04:54] Hayate     I'm a fan of Igarashi-sensei's. [04:57] Mima     Oh, really? [04:58] Hayate     Yeah! [04:59] Hayate     I'm looking forward to the     movie adaptation, too. [05:01] Mima     Me too. [05:01] Hayate/txt     This author's sense for foreshadowing     is just so natural. SIGN    This author's sense for foreshadowing is just so natural. SIGN    I really enjoy that. [05:04] Hayate/txt     I really enjoy that. [05:06] Hayate/txt     And then the twist at the end     completely blew me away. SIGN    And then the twist at the end completely blew me away. [05:08] Hayate/txt     On top of that, this author has     published quite a few books, SIGN    This author's sense for     foreshadowing is just so natural.      I really enjoy that. SIGN    And then the twist      at the end completely     blew me away. SIGN    On top of that, this author has     published quite a few books, [05:11] Hayate/txt     but they always have awkward characters. SIGN    but they always have awkward characters. [05:13] Hayate/txt     I look forward to those characters     in each of their novels. SIGN    I look forward to those characters      in each of their novels. [05:16] Hayate/txt     Maybe it's something I only know     because I read every single one, SIGN    This author's sense for     foreshadowing is just     so natural.      I really enjoy that. SIGN    And then the twist      at the end completely     blew me away. SIGN    On top of that, this author has     published quite a few books,      but they always have awkward characters.      I look forward to those characters      in each of their novels. SIGN    Maybe it's something     I only know because      I read every single one, SIGN    but I feel like there's     this really fun     playfulness... [05:19] Hayate/txt     but I feel like there's this     really fun playfulness... [05:22] Hayate     I totally talked his ear off.      [05:24] Hayate     I'm really sorry. [05:25] Hayate     I kind of went off the rails there. [05:27] Mima     That's fine. [05:28] Mima     Please continue! [05:29] Hayate     No, that was enough. [05:31] Hayate     Now he probably thinks I'm a huge nerd. [05:33] Hayate     I've never held a hedgehog before. SIGN    Previous memory [05:35] Mima     Hayate-kun gets so animated when     there's something he likes around. [05:41] Mima     I love Igarashi-sensei's works too. [05:45] Mima     I think he's also just a     really excellent writer. SIGN    My role-model,     Mima-san, SIGN    My role-model,     Mima-san,     likes [05:47] Mima     I'm sure he has some     literature club background. SIGN    My role-model,     Mima-san,     likes     Igarashi-sensei, SIGN    My role-model,     Mima-san,     likes     Igarashi-sensei,     whom SIGN    My role-model,     Mima-san,     likes     Igarashi-sensei,     whom     I revere? SIGN    AMAZING [05:53] Hayate     That's... outstanding to a major degree. SIGN    Stunned... [05:55] Mima     Wow, he has a medical degree? [05:58] Mima     That's amazing. [06:00] Hayate     He does? [06:01] Mima     Huh? [06:02] Hayate     Hmm? SIGN    Medical Degree SIGN    Major Degree [06:05] Souma     Hayate-kun? [06:08] Hayate     Souma-kun. [06:09] Souma     Oh, there you are! Sorry I took so long. [06:10] Hayate     Did you get it? [06:11] Souma     Yes. [06:13] Souma     Oh, it's Mima-san. [06:14] Souma     Good evening! [06:15] Mima     Good evening. [06:16] Mima     So you two went out together? [06:18] Souma     It ended up that way. [06:19] Souma     So, Mima-san, did you know that Hayate-kun      here has really refined tastes? [06:23] Souma     He completely shot down my     umbrella recommendations. [06:26] Hayate     Hey, come on. [06:26] Hayate     You can't expect a college student     to use something like that. [06:29] Mima     What kind of umbrella did you recommend? [06:32] Hayate     Sorry, we started talking about     something totally unrelated. [06:35] Mima     Not at all. [06:36] Mima     Anything you two talk about is interesting. [06:39] Souma     Going places with Hayate-kun is fun. [06:42] Souma     You see a side of him you don't normally. [06:43] Mima     Really? [06:44] Girl     Sir! [06:45] Girl     You forgot your purchase! [06:48] Girl     Here you go. [07:00] Hayate     Going out with Souma-kun is fun, too. [07:03] Souma     C'mon. [07:04] Mima     Such good friends. [07:05] Mima     At first glance, they don't     look compatible at all. [07:06] Souma     I was in a hurry to come find you. [07:08] Hayate     I see. [07:09] Mima     But maybe this is what they call fate? [07:12] Mima     He and I were like that too. [07:15] Mima     If our meeting again was also fate, [07:17] Mima     then averting my eyes would     certainly lead to regret. [07:25] Souma     You should spend some time     with us this summer break. [07:28] Mima     If it's on a day off,     I'll certainly do that. [07:31] Hayate     But aren't those days precious? [07:33] Mima     Once you reach my age, [07:35] Mima     young people adding excitement to your life      becomes a precious experience, too. [07:38] Souma     Yay! [07:40] Mima     Then goodbye for now. [07:47] Mima     I forgot my umbrella at work, [07:49] Mima     so it's good that I packed Ricchan's     umbrella to return it to her. [07:53] (Flashback) Rich     I forgot my umbrella at your house! SIGN    Guy who doesn't care SIGN    as long as he doesn't get wet [08:01] Souma     I'm gonna head home too. [08:02] Hayate     Yeah, same. [08:04] Souma     So Hayate likes understated stuff, [08:05] Souma     and Mima-san likes cutesy stuff. [08:07] Hayate     Wait, so adults can just     use umbrellas like that? [08:12] Souma     It was short, but I had fun. [08:16] Hayate     Yeah. [08:19] Hayate     Oh. SIGN    Blush SIGN    DOH [08:21] Hayate     I came here to look for my umbrella! [08:24] Girl     That's exactly 1,100 yen. [08:29] Igarashi     Excuse me, I think someone     left this umbrella. [08:31] Hayate     Yes, that's mine! [08:34] Hayate     Thank you. [08:35] Igarashi     No problem. [08:40] Igarashi     Are you all right? [08:42] Igarashi     Do you need a shoehorn? [08:43] Hayate     Yes, please. [08:45] Hayate     Wait. [08:46] Hayate     Why does he just... have a shoehorn? [08:51] Hayate     He seems well put together, like     someone who works in a shoe shop. [08:54] Hayate     He looks cool. [08:56] Igarashi     Here's your umbrella. [09:02] Hayate     Thank you. [09:03] Igarashi     Take care... [09:05] Igarashi     with your umbrella. And... not falling. [09:06] Hayate     I will. [09:07] Hayate     That was embarrassing. [09:08] Souma     Are you okay? [09:09] Hayate     Yeah, thanks. [09:11] Girl     Umbrellas are so easy to forget. [09:14] Girl     I lose mine a lot too. [09:16] Igarashi     Oh, yes. [09:18] Igarashi     You think you have an umbrella,     but then it's a shoehorn. [09:21] Girl     Say what? [09:22] Igarashi     That's why today, I'm the guy     walking around with a shoehorn. [09:26] Igarashi     But it came in handy, huh? SIGN    Coming up next SIGN    Catalyst SIGN    We hope you'll tune in again! SIGN    We hope you'll tune in again!