1 - Tuxedo Blowing in the Wind

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[00:34] ---
    Couldn't you have died...
[00:36] ---
    after I'd eaten you...?
[00:59] ---
    "Tuxedo Blowing in the Wind"
[01:18] ---
    Excuse me, could I have something to eat?
[01:29] ---
    Are you one of them?!
[01:31] ---
    No! So please don't shoot!
[01:34] ---
    What'd you come here for?
[01:35] ---
    I'm a tourist.
[01:37] ---
    In a tuxedo?
[01:38] ---
    Get lost!
[01:40] ---
    Yeah...
[01:41] ---
    Wait!
[01:42] ---
    Leave your valuables while you're at it.
[01:45] ---
    You got a problem with that?
[01:46] ---
    No, I don't.
[01:48] ---
    Come here.
[01:49] ---
    Yeah, sure thing.
[01:57] ---
    You're the ones who did this?
[01:59] ---
    You got a problem with that?
[02:01] ---
    Oh, no... That's not what I meant at all.
[02:05] ---
    They drew first. It was self-defense.
[02:09] ---
    You don't want to end up
    the same way, do you?
[02:11] ---
    Then keep quiet and give
    us everything you've got.
[02:13] ---
    The tuxedo too!
[02:16] ---
    Sorry, but that's...
[02:18] ---
    You complaining again, huh?
[02:22] ---
    Oh, sorry about that. Didn't mean to.
[02:23] ---
    You!
[02:23] ---
    Oh, I don't mean to.
[02:37] ---
    Sorry. I don't mean to.
[02:50] ---
    I didn't mean to...
[02:54] ---
    Thanks. You saved me.
[02:57] ---
    I wasn't trying to save you.
[03:02] ---
    I'm Wendy.
[03:05] ---
    People call me... Van the...
[03:18] ---
    Oh, you're awake?
[03:20] ---
    You must be hungry.
[03:22] ---
    I'll treat you to something for saving me.
[03:29] ---
    Open please.
[03:30] ---
    Yep.
[03:42] ---
    Wendy! What about the others?
[03:45] ---
    The wild bunch...
[03:46] ---
    I see. But you made it back OK.
[03:50] ---
    You must have been scared.
[03:53] ---
    I'm sorry. The others weren't...
[03:55] ---
    Yeah, we'll take care of them.
[04:01] ---
    Is the mayor around?
[04:04] ---
    They're called the "Wild Bunch."
[04:06] ---
    I think it was about two months ago...
[04:08] ---
    they suddenly showed up here.
[04:12] ---
    The robbing and looting
    began the day they arrived.
[04:14] ---
    Only the people who took refuge
    in this mall have managed to survive.
[04:19] ---
    They're still hanging out
    near the town's entrance...
[04:21] ---
    and they've got their sights
    trained on the huge vault here.
[04:25] ---
    The police station was burned down.
[04:27] ---
    We can't even make contact
    with nearby towns.
[04:31] ---
    The people still left have resisted...
[04:34] ---
    but their numbers are dwindling.
[04:38] ---
    There are no young people left anymore.
[04:41] ---
    Rubens, the one who put
    together the citizens' patrol group...
[04:44] ---
    is now in a coffin in the church.
[04:46] ---
    And Michael...
[04:47] ---
    Mayor...
[04:50] ---
    Michael is Wendy's older brother.
[04:53] ---
    The two of them were close, but...
[04:55] ---
    a week ago he was taken away.
[04:57] ---
    I hope he's still alive, but...
[05:00] ---
    Here's the dressing to go with it.
[05:05] ---
    That's... for the salad.
[05:08] ---
    As long as we're in the mall, we're safe.
[05:11] ---
    They can't get to us here.
[05:13] ---
    But we have to settle this sometime soon.
[05:18] ---
    We can't afford to lose any more people...
[05:24] ---
    Like I said, we can't afford to...
[05:25] ---
    It's good!
[05:27] ---
    Do you have any milk?
[05:29] ---
    The cows were the first
    things they made off with.
[05:32] ---
    But we do have wine, if you'd like...
[05:33] ---
    Oh, no. Water's fine.
[05:36] ---
    So then...
[05:37] ---
    will you be our bodyguard?
    We'll feed you and pay you.
[05:41] ---
    What do you say?
[05:45] ---
    Why is he wearing a tuxedo?
[05:55] ---
    Day after day, they keep coming back.
[05:57] ---
    You rats squirming in
    your stinking ditchwater!
[06:01] ---
    Heed our lord, Lucky the Roulette.
[06:05] ---
    For man, each day is a test.
[06:08] ---
    Desire, dreams, and fate all trying him.
[06:14] ---
    Only the man who does not run
    away from those things can obtain luck.
[06:21] ---
    How about me?
[06:24] ---
    How about today?
[06:31] ---
    Another lucky day!
[06:34] ---
    Lucky!
[06:35] ---
    Lucky! Lucky! Lucky!
[06:44] ---
    I'll tell you how it is.
[06:46] ---
    In this world there are
    two things which are equal.
[06:50] ---
    One is death. And the other is luck!
[06:54] ---
    The two will be coming
    together to this town tomorrowl
[06:59] ---
    You've disregarded our
    negotiations up until today!
[07:05] ---
    You should pay the price for it.
[07:07] ---
    What's that?
[07:15] ---
    How's that?
[07:17] ---
    Strike!
[07:21] ---
    What is it?
[07:22] ---
    Remember well!
[07:23] ---
    This is the power of the Armor!
[07:27] ---
    The Armor?
[07:29] ---
    Your defense is over!
[07:32] ---
    Your luck has run out!
[07:34] ---
    The Armor will come tomorrow night!
[07:37] ---
    Surrender and give up the vault by then!
[07:40] ---
    Don't press your luck!
    It's pointless! You got it?
[07:44] ---
    That's your only "Survival Lucky Road"!
[07:48] ---
    That's all Lord Lucky has for today.
[07:57] ---
    I'm begging you! Be our bodyguard!
[08:00] ---
    There's no way of knowing if
    we'll be safe even if we surrender!
[08:04] ---
    You can have whatever
    you want! Money! Women!
[08:06] ---
    But we need you now!
    Before the Armor arrives!
[08:08] ---
    You have to do something
    about Lucky tonight!
[08:12] ---
    Do it yourself.
[08:15] ---
    It's cheaper.
[08:16] ---
    Wait! Please wait!
[08:20] ---
    Van!
[08:27] ---
    So what kind of a guy was he?
[08:30] ---
    He wore a tuxedo and a hat.
[08:32] ---
    He used a strange sword.
[08:34] ---
    He came out of nowhere but...
[08:35] ---
    he didn't seem to be their aid.
[08:41] ---
    It's him...
[08:44] ---
    Give me a milk. Make it a large.
[08:47] ---
    What's your name?
[08:50] ---
    Van...
[08:51] ---
    Well now, I've heard of
    the Van who's out of work...
[08:55] ---
    and the Van who eats
    without paying the bill...
[08:57] ---
    and the crybaby Van from hell.
[08:59] ---
    But which one are you?
[09:01] ---
    None of them. I'm just plain Van.
[09:04] ---
    I see. So what did you come here for?
[09:07] ---
    Like I said, I came for a drink of milk...
[09:10] ---
    All right, all right.
[09:13] ---
    Come on over here, Van.
[09:15] ---
    Let's play together.
[09:23] ---
    We'll take the cards off
    the top one by one.
[09:26] ---
    The one who pulls the joker loses.
[09:29] ---
    We'll see who's the lucky one, me or you.
[09:34] ---
    I just wanted a drink of milk but...
[09:38] ---
    I'll let you drown yourself in it,
    after we're done with this.
[09:42] ---
    All right, you go first.
[09:44] ---
    Why are you so concerned with luck?
[09:48] ---
    It's the only thing which
    is in God's domain.
[09:51] ---
    There's no training, or
    polishing one's skills.
[09:55] ---
    That's why I want to test it.
[09:57] ---
    I want to find out what
    God thinks of me, get it?
[10:02] ---
    Whatever...
[10:07] ---
    Why the hell do we have to stand guard?
[10:18] ---
    If I win...
[10:23] ---
    can I leave here safely?
[10:26] ---
    I won't let anyone else interfere with you.
[10:29] ---
    And I only shoot people from the front.
[10:33] ---
    That's my personal code.
[10:35] ---
    Luck doesn't come to those
    who shoot people in the back.
[10:40] ---
    That's a relief. Turn over the card.
[10:46] ---
    The one who draws the joker loses, right?
[10:54] ---
    Don't scare me.
[10:57] ---
    Two cards left.
[10:59] ---
    Oh, that's too bad...
[11:00] ---
    Too bad for me.
[11:03] ---
    You win.
[11:06] ---
    Lucky!
[11:08] ---
    Lucky! Lucky! Lucky!
[11:12] ---
    You're a good man, Van.
[11:15] ---
    You've got guts, and you're brave.
[11:17] ---
    I'll forget about what
    happened at the church.
[11:20] ---
    Right, and I'd like some milk as well.
[11:24] ---
    Unfortunately...
[11:25] ---
    I like people who are more willing
    to cater to my immediate interests.
[11:31] ---
    Throw him out!
[11:34] ---
    Serves you right!
[11:35] ---
    Save your luck, why don't you?
[11:38] ---
    Get the hell outta here, you freak!
[12:02] ---
    It's not fair!
[12:03] ---
    What?
[12:04] ---
    Why won't you help us if you're so strong?
[12:07] ---
    It's not fair.
[12:09] ---
    There's nothing unfair.
[12:11] ---
    Now listen, it's my
    decision what I do for who.
[12:15] ---
    There's no reason for me to
    protect you people right now.
[12:19] ---
    You're so cruel!
[12:20] ---
    I'm not cruel.
[12:22] ---
    Think about what you can do yourself.
[12:29] ---
    I can do something.
[12:33] ---
    I'll...
[12:35] ---
    I'll be your...
[12:39] ---
    your bride!
[12:46] ---
    Huh?! What's that?!
[12:48] ---
    I'm saying I'll marry you!
[12:51] ---
    Marriage...? That's not
    what I'm talking about!
[12:53] ---
    You're going to desert your wife and go?!
[12:56] ---
    Do you know what a wife is?!
[13:00] ---
    I know...
[13:01] ---
    about half of it.
[13:02] ---
    Half is no good.
[13:04] ---
    I'll study the rest.
[13:05] ---
    Who's going to teach you?
[13:11] ---
    I'm a virgin!
[13:13] ---
    I am too!
[13:14] ---
    Don't say that! It's not decent!
[13:16] ---
    What about your parents?
[13:17] ---
    They're long since gone.
[13:21] ---
    Look here, that's not it.
[13:25] ---
    Becoming a bride is a happy thing.
[13:28] ---
    It should be the happiest
    moment in your life.
[13:33] ---
    Get out of town by tomorrow night.
[13:37] ---
    I can't do that.
[13:40] ---
    How am I supposed to wait for my brother...
[13:44] ---
    if I leave town?
[13:54] ---
    That's a good look for you.
[13:57] ---
    Hey. I'll be taking my luck back!
[14:33] ---
    You all are getting out of here too?
[14:34] ---
    There's no one stupid enough to wait...
[14:36] ---
    when they say the
    Armor's coming tonight.
[14:38] ---
    What are you saying?!
[14:39] ---
    How are we supposed to go
    on living if they take the money?
[14:43] ---
    Being alive is what matters, right?
[14:45] ---
    It's better to give up quick.
[14:47] ---
    Are the money and the town so important?
[15:00] ---
    Good morning! Wake up everybody!
[15:03] ---
    The Wild Bunch has started their attack.
[15:05] ---
    -This fortress is our last stand...
    -Big brother...
[15:08] ---
    Protect us!
[15:12] ---
    It's time again today for Lord Lucky!
[15:15] ---
    My Armor has come.
[15:18] ---
    Those who did not listen to
    my advice are the unlucky ones!
[15:23] ---
    So I give you death!
[15:27] ---
    And for us, happiness.
[15:31] ---
    Jack it up! Jack it up!
[15:32] ---
    Open it all the way!
[15:33] ---
    Check the gas pressure!
[15:35] ---
    Oil level 4,000!
[15:37] ---
    Set it within 100!
[15:39] ---
    At 10,000 revolutions!
[15:43] ---
    Armor...
[15:48] ---
    Lucky time!
[16:08] ---
    I'll take this as a souvenir.
[16:12] ---
    Give me my brother back!
[16:14] ---
    I'm the only lucky one today.
[16:20] ---
    I'll let you watch the
    destruction of your town...
[16:24] ---
    from your own special seat!
[16:29] ---
    Lucky! Lucky! Lucky!
[16:34] ---
    Stop it!
[16:36] ---
    Watch closely!
[16:38] ---
    I'll teach you! Luck is life!
[16:44] ---
    Stop.
[17:06] ---
    Why?
[17:08] ---
    Van.
[17:09] ---
    I've decided. For the girl's sake...
[17:13] ---
    I'm gonna hack away your
    luck until there's nothing left!
[17:17] ---
    Get me my luck back!
[17:31] ---
    My luck...
[17:32] ---
    You!
[17:34] ---
    Grab your weapons! Protect the town!
[17:39] ---
    Let's give it a try.
[17:41] ---
    You're interfering with my luck?
[17:51] ---
    You shot at me from behind.
[17:53] ---
    Was your code a lie?
[17:56] ---
    Shut up, unlucky!
[17:59] ---
    I won't let you keep the
    luck you stole from me!
[18:04] ---
    Lucky or die.
[18:12] ---
    My Armor...
[18:14] ---
    Oh shit!
[18:15] ---
    Our leader's snapped!
[18:17] ---
    Invincible!
[18:18] ---
    Wonderful!
[18:20] ---
    Comfortable!
[18:27] ---
    This is no good.
[18:28] ---
    He'll blow away everything
    including the safe!
[18:35] ---
    Now do you understand?
[18:37] ---
    Luck is only for me.
[18:39] ---
    Wrong.
[18:41] ---
    Someone who breaks his word like you...
[18:43] ---
    doesn't get a second chance.
[18:54] ---
    Shut up, unlucky!
[19:16] ---
    It can't be...
[19:25] ---
    Another Armor?
[19:26] ---
    Van?
[19:27] ---
    It can't be! You're an Armor rider too?
[19:40] ---
    Wake up, Dann.
[19:50] ---
    My luck!
[19:52] ---
    Give me my luck back!
[19:54] ---
    Please!
[19:55] ---
    I don't want to.
[20:06] ---
    Don't come any closer, unlucky!
[20:16] ---
    My luck hasn't run out yet!
[20:26] ---
    There's no escape in mid-air!
[20:29] ---
    Disappear!
[20:31] ---
    Go away!
[20:32] ---
    Break apart and disperse!
[20:33] ---
    Unlucky!
[20:36] ---
    Chesuto!
[20:46] ---
    How could you?!
[20:49] ---
    The unlucky one... is you.
[21:02] ---
    Where's my brother?
[21:04] ---
    We sold him off.
[21:05] ---
    He told us to bring him along.
[21:08] ---
    Who?
[21:09] ---
    The man with the claw on his right hand.
[21:13] ---
    The claw!
[21:19] ---
    Where?! Where is he?!
[21:22] ---
    I don't know!
[21:23] ---
    Where?!
[21:24] ---
    I'm telling you the truth.
[21:25] ---
    My team and my luck
    are gone, so why would I lie?
[21:27] ---
    I'm asking you where he is!
[21:31] ---
    Van! Van!
[21:43] ---
    As long as we have this,
    we can rebuild somehow.
[21:47] ---
    Everyone will come back, won't they?
[21:49] ---
    Yes.
[21:52] ---
    Oh, speaking of which,
    what about those two?
[21:56] ---
    To tell you the truth...
[21:59] ---
    It's been a long time since
    I've seen such a beautiful sun.
[22:01] ---
    The sun's always the same.
[22:04] ---
    No. Today's special.
[22:07] ---
    You brought it with you.
[22:13] ---
    I like that.
[22:15] ---
    All right, from now on
    I'm "Van of the Dawn."
[22:18] ---
    Well then...
[22:28] ---
    Hey, I was thinking...
[22:30] ---
    What?
[22:32] ---
    Since we're both after the same person...
[22:33] ---
    shouldn't we go together?
[22:37] ---
    I've left word with the
    mayor that I'm leaving town.
[22:40] ---
    And two people would be better than one.
[22:42] ---
    Go back.
[22:43] ---
    No.
[22:44] ---
    Go on home, you little brat.
[22:46] ---
    Don't treat me like a child.
[22:48] ---
    Because I'm ready to be
    your wife at any time.
[22:56] ---
    You don't understand anything.
[22:58] ---
    You're a disgrace to the
    good name of all true wives.
[23:00] ---
    What's in a name? It's
    better to be together.
[23:03] ---
    Hey, Van.
[23:04] ---
    No.
[23:05] ---
    Van...
[23:06] ---
    You don't give up, do you?
[23:07] ---
    Van.
[23:08] ---
    Shut up!
[23:12] ---
    Why are you in a tuxedo?
[23:54] ---
    "Funny Stream"
[23:55] ---
    And so Van and I headed off on our journey.
[24:00] ---
    We encountered many people along the way...
[24:04] ---
    but Carmen was the first.
[24:07] ---
    We became ensnarled
    in a terrible disturbance...
[24:10] ---
    as soon as we met her.
[24:11] ---
    Yes, that's right. Carmen 99.
[24:15] ---
    a6\i1}The lady who has 99 secrets
    and a 99 centimeter bust.*
[24:21] ---
    
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