5 - Adventures and Daily Life

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[00:01] Inspector
    How are the promotion exam
    applications going?
[00:03] Guild girl
    There's one today, and one tomorrow.
[00:06] Guild girl
    Oh, this is...
[00:09] Guild girl
    The one who's traveling with Goblin Slayer...
[00:12] Inspector
    Goblin Slayer?
[00:14] Inspector
    Oh, that guy...
[00:16] Guild girl
    What?
[00:17] Inspector
    Oh, nothing.
[00:23] Cow girl
    Good morning! You're awake, huh?
[00:26] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[00:28] Cow girl
    Everything okay?
[00:30] Goblin slayer
    There's no sign that any goblins came by.
[00:33] Cow girl
    That's not what I mean.
[00:35] Cow girl
    I'm talking about you.
[00:36] Cow girl
    You collapsed as soon as you got
    home and were asleep for days.
[00:41] Goblin slayer
    I rested for three days.
[00:42] Cow girl
    Only three days.
[00:44] Cow girl
    You need to get proper rest.
[00:46] Goblin slayer
    It was just exhaustion.
    Nothing to worry about.
[00:49] Goblin slayer
    That said, I was told that my lack of
    ability to take care of myself is a problem.
[00:53] Cow girl
    From that Priestess girl?
[00:55] Goblin slayer
    No, another adventurer.
[00:57] Cow girl
    I see.
[00:59] Cow girl
    So you're going with more people now.
[01:01] Goblin slayer
    Just once so far.
[01:03] Cow girl
    That makes it sound like you
    plan on going with them again.
[01:07] Goblin slayer
    Does it?
[01:08] Cow girl
    Yup.
[01:10] Goblin slayer
    I see.
SIGN    Adventures and Daily Life
[03:01] Apprentice cleric
    Take care of that thing!
[03:02] Greenhorn warrior
    I know!
[03:10] Apprentice cleric
    Are you okay? It didn't bite you, did it?
[03:12] Greenhorn warrior
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[03:14] Greenhorn warrior
    My sword...
[03:17] Greenhorn warrior
    Huh?
[03:18] Greenhorn warrior
    I-I can't get it out!
[03:21] Greenhorn warrior
    H-Hey, time out! My sword's still stu—
[03:24] Apprentice cleric
    Chief of justice, lord of the
    sword, ward of the scale...
[03:27] Apprentice cleric
    May your forces manifest before me!
[03:29] Apprentice cleric
    Holy Smite!
[03:35] Greenhorn warrior
    Must be nice. Miracles from the gods can
    take those things out with one blow.
[03:39] Apprentice cleric
    Quit your complaining.
[03:41] Apprentice cleric
    They only answer my wishes once a day...
[03:49] Greenhorn warrior
    You idiot! Run!
[03:55] Guild girl
    You weren't able to complete the quest, so...
[03:58] Guild girl
    No reward. Sorry...
[04:01] Both
    Right...
[04:03] Guild girl
    Um... I think it'd be best to
    wash up as soon as you can...
[04:09] Both
    Right...
[04:11] Greenhorn warrior
    We'll need weapons before we do anything else.
[04:14] Apprentice cleric
    Yeah. It's a waste to leave
    that sword in the sewer.
[04:19] Greenhorn warrior
    No, I mean, we're going to need
    weapons just to go retrieve it.
[04:23] Apprentice cleric
    Do you have any money?
[04:25] Greenhorn warrior
    Well...
[04:26] Apprentice cleric
    Then what are we going to do?
[04:28] Greenhorn warrior
    Maybe I can get someone to loan me one.
[04:29] Apprentice cleric
    Let's try to avoid going into debt.
[04:32] Greenhorn warrior
    No, I mean, maybe I could
    borrow someone's spare weapon.
[04:36] Apprentice cleric
    From who?
[04:38] Greenhorn warrior
    Yeah, about that...
[04:40] Cow girl
    I'm going to go get the receptionist's signature.
[04:42] Goblin slayer
    All right.
[04:45] High elf archer
    Orcbolg?
[04:47] High elf archer
    What are you doing?
[04:48] Goblin slayer
    Unloading cargo.
[04:50] Dwarf shaman
    Are you sure you should be moving
    around already, Beard-cutter?
[04:53] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[04:54] Lizardman priest
    I heard you were asleep for three days,
[04:58] Lizardman priest
    but you seem to be back on your feet.
[05:01] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[05:02] Lizardman priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer, we had a favor
    we wanted to ask... You see...
[05:07] Lizardman priest
    How do I put this?
[05:08] Goblin slayer
    What is it?
[05:09] Lizardman priest
    I'd like to request, um... that one item.
[05:13] Goblin slayer
    What item?
[05:14] Dwarf shaman
    Scaly here wants more of that cheese.
[05:18] High elf archer
    All he's talked about the
    past three days is cheese.
[05:25] Goblin slayer
    Will this suffice?
[05:29] Goblin slayer
    You can pay the guild for it.
[05:31] Lizardman priest
    Yes, yes, of course, Sir Goblin Slayer!
[05:36] High elf archer
    H-Hey...
[05:38] Goblin slayer
    Now what?
[05:40] High elf archer
    Well... you see,
[05:42] High elf archer
    we're currently surveying some ruins.
[05:45] Goblin slayer
    I see.
[05:46] High elf archer
    So, um... We might be asking for your help.
[05:52] Goblin slayer
    I'll think about it.
[05:55] High elf archer
    Yeah, you do that.
[06:01] Dwarf shaman
    You're so difficult, long-ears.
[06:04] Dwarf shaman
    Why don't you just ask him to join us?
[06:07] High elf archer
    Shut your mouth, dwarf!
[06:08] High elf archer
    Don't make me shoot you!
[06:10] Lizardman priest
    Sweet nectar!
[06:12] Inspector
    Thank you.
[06:13] Cow girl
    And thank you.
[06:16] Spearman
    You lost your weapon? Yeah, that sucks.
[06:20] Greenhorn warrior
    I'd like to go retrieve it,
    but I don't have another weapon...
[06:24] Greenhorn warrior
    So I was hoping I could
    borrow someone's spare...
[06:26] Spearman
    I mean, I've got plenty to spare,
    so I could lend you one, but...
[06:31] Spearman
    you aren't strong enough to wield them.
[06:34] Witch
    Magical weapons... that aren't...
    a good match for you...
[06:39] Witch
    would be a bad idea... right?
[06:43] Greenhorn warrior
    R-Right. Um... Sorry for bothering you.
[06:47] Witch
    Wait...
[06:51] Witch
    I'll give you... something... even better.
[06:58] Greenhorn warrior
    A candle?
[07:00] Witch
    This candle... will help you
    find what you're looking for.
[07:07] Witch
    When you get close... to what you're
    looking for... it gets hot.
[07:13] Witch
    Say... You could also...
    sell it for cash... you know?
[07:18] Greenhorn warrior
    Er, right... Thank you very much.
[07:22] Witch
    Don't mention... it.
[07:24] Witch
    I just... wanted to help...
[07:28] Spearman
    Right. Let's head off to our next adventure.
[07:31] Cow girl
    Well, I'm going to head home.
[07:33] Goblin slayer
    Okay.
[07:38] Goblin slayer
    I'd like to request some repairs.
[07:40] Smith
    Again?
[07:42] Smith
    How many times must you destroy my work?
[07:44] Smith
    Be more careful!
[07:47] Goblin slayer
    I am careful.
[07:48] Smith
    Damn, you don't even get sarcasm.
[07:51] Goblin slayer
    Also, I'd like you to procure a scroll.
[07:53] Smith
    Scrolls are hard to come by as it is,
    and they're expensive to boot.
[07:57] Goblin slayer
    I'll pay whatever you want.
[07:59] Smith
    If some adventurer comes around
    and tries to sell me one, I'll buy it,
[08:02] Smith
    but don't get your hopes up.
[08:05] Goblin slayer
    I know. That's fine.
[08:10] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[08:14] Goblin slayer
    I'm running into everyone today.
[08:18] Priestess
    Look at this! See?
[08:21] Goblin slayer
    So you went from 10th to 9th.
[08:23] Priestess
    Yes! I got promoted yesterday!
[08:27] Priestess
    I was a bit nervous, but apparently
    fighting an ogre really helped!
[08:32] Goblin slayer
    I see. Good for you.
[08:34] Priestess
    And it's all thanks to you, Goblin Slayer.
[08:39] Goblin slayer
    I didn't do anything.
[08:41] Priestess
    But you saved me the first time we met.
[08:45] Goblin slayer
    But the rest of your party didn't make it.
[08:48] Priestess
    Yes, but... You still saved me.
[08:53] Priestess
    I thought that I should at
    least thank you properly.
[08:57] Priestess
    Thank you very much.
[09:01] Priestess
    Well, I'm going to the temple to report
    to Mother Superior about my promotion!
[09:11] Scout
    No way, no how!
[09:12] Scout
    I just lost my own short sword,
    and I'm using a loaner myself.
[09:15] Scout
    If I let someone else borrow that,
    the boss is gonna kill me.
[09:18] Greenhorn warrior
    You lost it? How?
[09:20] Druid
    A giant slug melted it. Unbelievable.
[09:25] Greenhorn warrior
    A giant slug, huh? Must be nice...
[09:28] Apprentice cleric
    We're porcelain, and they're silver.
[09:32] Apprentice cleric
    We're no match for them.
[09:36] Scout
    You were out hunting rats?
[09:38] Greenhorn warrior
    Yeah, and I lost my sword.
[09:41] Greenhorn warrior
    Man... I'm so jealous.
[09:43] Greenhorn warrior
    I want a two-handed sword...
[09:47] Greenhorn warrior
    like that great sword.
[09:49] Apprentice cleric
    If you even tried to hold that
    thing up, you'd collapse.
[09:53] Apprentice cleric
    Not to mention...
[09:55] Apprentice cleric
    it costs m-o-n-e-y.
[10:01] Scout
    Looks like he got Silent cast on him.
[10:03] Druid
    Hey, why not talk to the guild about it?
[10:06] Apprentice cleric
    Talk to them? About borrowing a weapon?
[10:08] Druid
    No, about how to slay those rats.
[10:12] Druid
    Maybe they could suggest a good method.
[10:15] Apprentice cleric
    Would it really be that easy?
[10:20] Guild girl
    Goblin Slayer!
[10:23] Apprentice cleric
    Pardon me...
[10:24] Guild girl
    Yes?
[10:28] Guild girl
    How to slay giant rats...
[10:31] Guild girl
    I'm afraid it's not that simple.
[10:34] Guild girl
    I mean, we're asking
    adventurers for help because
[10:37] Guild girl
    they're difficult to deal with...
[10:39] Greenhorn warrior
    Isn't there anything you can do?
[10:40] Apprentice cleric
    Anything would be great! Please!
[10:43] Guild girl
    This is pretty simple, but why not boost your
    defense with chain mail or something?
[10:49] Greenhorn warrior
    We don't have any money.
[10:51] Guild girl
    In that case, it's probably best to ask for help
    with adventures from another adventurer.
[10:58] Greenhorn warrior
    G-Goblin Slayer?
[11:01] Guild girl
    What's wrong?
[11:02] Greenhorn warrior
    Oh, um, it's just...
[11:04] Apprentice cleric
    Um... We were kind of rude to him before.
[11:08] Guild girl
    Oh, don't worry. That sort
    of thing doesn't bother him.
[11:12] Apprentice cleric
    You think so?
[11:13] Guild girl
    Yes, I guarantee it.
[11:18] Apprentice cleric
    Um...
[11:20] Goblin slayer
    What?
[11:21] Greenhorn warrior
    Th-There's something we wanted to ask.
[11:24] Greenhorn warrior
    When you lose your sword,
    what's the best way to fight enemies?
[11:27] Goblin slayer
    Steal one from a goblin.
[11:29] Greenhorn warrior
    But we're not fighting goblins.
[11:32] Goblin slayer
    I see.
[11:34] Goblin slayer
    Have you ever used any
    weapon other than a sword?
[11:36] Greenhorn warrior
    No...
[11:37] Apprentice cleric
    Also, we have no money.
[11:40] Goblin slayer
    In that case, how about a club?
[11:42] Greenhorn warrior
    A club?
[11:44] Goblin slayer
    Yeah. Throw, stab, break, and shatter.
[11:47] Goblin slayer
    Even using a sword properly, you couldn't
    cut five goblins with one sword.
[11:51] Greenhorn warrior
    What about rats or bugs?
[11:53] Goblin slayer
    I couldn't say. I'm sure if you swung one
    around and it hit them, it'd at least hurt.
[11:57] Goblin slayer
    If nothing else, it wouldn't get nicked
    like a sword, so it's easier to use.
[12:01] Greenhorn warrior
    Easier...
[12:03] Greenhorn warrior
    A club, huh?
[12:04] Goblin slayer
    Yeah, a club.
[12:06] Guild girl
    The observer can't come?
[12:08] Inspector
    They apparently got hurt in a quest
    yesterday. Do you have anyone else?
[12:12] Guild girl
    Um... In that case...
[12:16] Guild girl
    Goblin Slayer!
[12:18] Goblin slayers
    Goblins?
[12:19] Guild girl
    No, no goblins—
[12:22] Guild girl
    Wait, please don't leave!
[12:24] Goblin slayer
    But there are no goblins, right?
[12:27] Guild girl
    Er, um... Yes, that's correct, but...
[12:30] Guild girl
    Does it absolutely have
    to... involve... goblins?
[12:39] Goblin slayer
    Keep it short.
[12:40] Guild girl
    I will! You see, there was a mix-up...
[12:44] Guild girl
    so I'd like you to act as an observer.
[12:47] Goblin slayer
    An observer? For a promotion exam?
[12:55] Apprentice cleric
    This candle's supposed to react when
    I think about the sword, right?
[12:59] Greenhorn warrior
    Well?
[13:01] Apprentice cleric
    I think it feels warmer over here.
[13:04] Greenhorn warrior
    So my sword's over there?
[13:15] Greenhorn warrior
    There they are.
[13:22] Greenhorn warrior
    Why, you—
[13:27] Greenhorn warrior
    Die! Die! Die!
[13:33] Greenhorn warrior
    Where's the other one?
[13:34] Apprentice cleric
    It ran away.
[13:36] Apprentice cleric
    So what do you think of the club?
[13:38] Greenhorn warrior
    I'm not sure, but they do die when
    I hit them really hard with it.
[13:43] Apprentice cleric
    It suits you much better than a sword.
[13:45] Greenhorn warrior
    Oh, shut up.
[13:51] Guild girl
    All right, let's begin the promotion exam.
[13:55] Rhea scout
    Bring it on!
[13:57] Rhea scout
    Let's just skip sapphire and
    emerald and go straight to ruby...
[14:01] Rhea scout
    no, bronze, even!
[14:04] Guild girl
    No, that's not how this works.
[14:06] Guild girl
    Your leather armor and boots...
    Those are new, right?
[14:10] Rhea scout
    Oh, you can tell?
[14:12] Rhea scout
    They're excellent quality.
[14:14] Rhea scout
    I had them matted. They're a perfect fit for me.
[14:18] Guild girl
    How is it that you seem to be
    doing so well for yourself
[14:21] Guild girl
    when the same quests are
    available to everyone?
[14:24] Rhea scout
    Oh, uh... Well, that's, uh...
[14:28] Rhea scout
    I actually had my family send me some money.
[14:32] Inspector
    That's a lie.
[14:33] Rhea scout
    Huh?
[14:34] Inspector
    I swear on the name of the Supreme
    God that what he just said was a lie.
[14:40] Rhea scout
    Sense Lie! The ability to see through lies!
[14:43] Rhea scout
    Damn it! Curse these seekers!
[14:45] Guild girl
    It appears that you acquired some new gear
    in the raid at those ruins the other day.
[14:50] Guild girl
    Oh, I get it!
[14:52] Guild girl
    You told the others that you were going
    to scout, found a treasure chest,
[14:56] Guild girl
    kept it for yourself, and sold the contents!
[14:58] Rhea Scout
    N-N-No, I-I would never...
[15:00] Rhea scout
    I-I'm sorry!
[15:02] Guild girl
    This is truly a problem.
    It's because of guys like you that
[15:06] Guild girl
    so many people have prejudiced views
    against other rheas and scouts.
[15:10] Guild girl
    But since it's your first offense,
    just demoting you to porcelain and
[15:14] Guild girl
    banning you from adventuring
    in this town will suffice.
[15:16] Rhea scout
    H-Hang on a second! That's messed up!
[15:19] Rhea scout
    I'm getting kicked out just because
    I kept a treasure chest to myself?!
[15:24] Guild girl
    Huh?
[15:25] Guild girl
    "Just"? Are you stupid?
[15:28] Guild girl
    Those who betray other people's trust
    don't deserve to be adventurers.
[15:33] Guild girl
    You are hereby demoted on the
    grounds of falsifying a reward,
[15:37] Guild girl
    though you may stick around if you'd like.
[15:40] Inspector
    Don't get any silly ideas.
[15:43] Rhea scout
    C-Come on, Goblin Slayer!
    You're a fellow adventurer of this town!
[15:48] Goblin slayer
    What? I'm just an observer.
    Nothing more and nothing less.
[15:53] Rhea scout
    But you're an adventurer...
[15:56] Goblin Slayer
    I am, but you also tricked other adventurers.
[16:01] Rhea scout
    D-Damn it!
[16:21] Rhea scout
    You'll regret this!
[16:24] Guild girl
    I think not.
[16:29] Apprentice cleric
    It's hot!
[16:31] Greenhorn warrior
    What's wrong?
[16:32] Apprentice cleric
    This thing's getting hotter and hotter.
[16:35] Greenhorn warrior
    That means my sword's getting closer.
[16:42] Greenhorn warrior
    Watch out!
[16:45] Apprentice cleric
    Hey, what are you doing?
[16:50] Greenhorn warrior
    This way!
[16:53] Greenhorn warrior
    How's the candle?
[16:53] Apprentice cleric
    It's really hot!
[16:55] Greenhorn warrior
    Don't tell me...
[16:56] Greenhorn warrior
    It's inside that thing?!
[16:58] Apprentice cleric
    What should we do?
[16:59] Greenhorn warrior
    Go back to the surface?
[17:01] Apprentice cleric
    They'll catch up to us
    while we climb the ladder!
[17:03] Greenhorn warrior
    Should we jump into the water?
[17:04] Apprentice cleric
    Do you want to get the black plague?!
[17:07] Greenhorn warrior
    In that case...
[17:17] Greenhorn warrior
    Use a miracle!
[17:18] Apprentice cleric
    What are you—
[17:19] Greenhorn warrior
    Just hurry!
[17:27] Greenhorn warrior
    Now!
[17:28] Apprentice cleric
    Chief of justice, lord of the
    sword, ward of the scale...
[17:30] Apprentice cleric
    May your forces manifest before me!
[17:32] Apprentice cleric
    Holy Smite!
[18:05] Apprentice cleric
    I-Is it still alive?
[18:10] Greenhorn warrior
    S-Stay back. It's dangerous.
[18:14] Greenhorn warrior
    I'm sure my sword doesn't taste good.
[18:17] Greenhorn warrior
    So just... give it back already!
[18:21] Guild girl
    That was so scary...
[18:24] Guild girl
    Thank you so much, Goblin Slayer.
[18:28] Goblin slayer
    I didn't do anything.
[18:29] Guild girl
    That's not true.
[18:32] Guild girl
    When I was going through the training
    courses at the capital, it was awful.
[18:36] Guild girl
    All those creeps who couldn't open their
    mouths without making lewd remarks...
[18:39] Guild girl
    And the ones who wanted to hit on me...
[18:42] Inspector
    There are so many of those in the capital.
[18:46] Guild girl
    I'd have to deal with people
    like that on my own, so...
[18:51] Guild girl
    I feel so much more relaxed just having
    someone I trust acting as an observer.
[18:57] Goblin slayer
    Really?
[18:58] Guild girl
    Yes, absolutely!
[19:00] Goblin slayer
    If we're done here, I'm leaving.
[19:02] Guild girl
    O-Oh, sure. If you go to the front desk,
    they should give you your compensation...
[19:07] Goblin slayer
    All right.
[19:09] Guild girl
    U-Um!
[19:12] Goblin slayer
    What?
[19:13] Guild girl
    Uh, um... Good work today.
[19:18] Goblin slayer
    Yeah, you, too.
[19:24] Inspector
    Good work.
[19:25] Inspector
    That rhea's probably going
    to try something again.
[19:28] Guild girl
    But surviving adventurers are rare these days.
[19:32] Guild girl
    What he did wasn't clearly illegal...
[19:35] Guild girl
    It'd be worse if he gave up
    on being an adventurer
[19:38] Guild girl
    and became an actual troublemaker.
[19:39] Inspector
    Well, the adventurers run the gamut
    from Lawful Good to Chaotic Evil.
[19:45] Guild girl
    As long as they're adventurers,
    they're allowed to make that choice.
[19:50] Guild girl
    Thank you for everything.
[19:51] Inspector
    It was nothing. It's my job as a priest for
    the Supreme God, so it's no problem at all.
[19:57] Guild girl
    And from the perspective of the God of
    Law, how do you think I handled that?
[20:01] Inspector
    Most people seem to misunderstand
    the God of Justice.
[20:05] Inspector
    You see that all the time in plays.
[20:08] Inspector
    Justice is not about striking down evil,
[20:10] Inspector
    but making people aware that
    evil exists in the world.
[20:14] Guild girl
    That's a lovely way of thinking.
[20:17] Inspector
    If you can put it into practice.
[20:19] Inspector
    I'm still nowhere near the
    Sword Maiden, not even close.
[20:25] Inspector
    She was one of the adventurers
    that defeated the Demon Lord.
[20:29] Inspector
    The Sword Maiden, a servant of
    the all-powerful Supreme God.
[20:33] Inspector
    I admire her so much.
[20:37] Inspector
    Well, all I have to do is see
    through lies, so I have it easy.
[20:41] Inspector
    You still have work, right?
[20:43] Guild girl
    I have to get started on the
    paperwork to demote him...
[20:46] Inspector
    So... that other guy's the one you like?
[20:48] Guild girl
    Huh? U-Um...
[20:52] Guild girl
    Y-Yeah, so what?
[20:57] Inspector
    You always had a soft spot for strait-laced
    people, even back at the capital.
[21:01] Spearman
    To the brave adventurer who
    got his sword back on his own!
[21:05] All
    Cheers!
[21:08] Guild girl
    I mean, I wondered if there were
    more stoic adventurers around...
[21:14] Guild girl
    But maybe he's a bit too stoic...
[21:19] Inspector
    I'm glad you seem happy.
    So, don't you have work to do?
[21:23] Guild girl
    Yeah, I need to stop thinking about
    silly things and get to work.
[21:28] Goblin slayer
    Hey.
[21:29] Guild
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What is it, Goblin Slayer?
[21:33] Goblin slayer
    What else? I'm going to slay some goblins.
[21:37] Guild girl
    That quest listing...
[21:39] Guild girl
    It's a special one that arrived on
    a parcel carriage from far away.
[21:47] Guild girl
    It's specifically asking for Goblin Slayer?
[21:51] Guild girl
    Who could it be from?
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