1 - An Ordinary Spring Day

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SIGN    This show contains scenes that some viewers may
    find disturbing.​ Viewer discretion ​is ​advised.
[00:02] (Flashback) Wizard
    Take that! And that!
[00:04] (Flashback) Priestess
    Get away from her!
[00:11] (Flashback) Warrior
    Take that! And that!
[00:14] (Flashback) Warrior
    You're in my way!
[00:25] (Flashback) Fighter
    R... Run....
[00:32] (Flashback) Priestess
    Forgive me! Are you all right?
[00:35] (Flashback) Priestess
    Wh-Why...
[00:39] (Flashback) Priestess
    O... merciful... Earth Mother...
[01:04] (Flashback) Goblin Slayer
    That's one...
[01:13] (Flashback) Goblin Slayer
    And that makes two.
[01:16] (Flashback) Priestess
    Um... Who are you?
[01:25] (Flashback) Goblin Slayer
    Goblin Slayer.
SIGN    An Ordinary Spring Day
[03:46] Guild Girl
    Next, number 15.
    Please come up to reception.
[03:51] Adventurer 1
    I've got a quest here!
[03:52] Adventurer 1
    Seems a horde of dung-eaters
    appeared in the sewers!
[03:54] Adventurer 2
    Do you have your weapon and equipment ready?
[03:54] Adventurer 1
    Anyone got some time?
[03:56] Adventurer 2
    Did you memorize your spells?
[03:57] Adventurer 3
    Yeah, of course.
[03:59] Adventurer 2
    Okay, let's go!
[04:05] High Elf Archer
    Well, aren't you in a good mood?
[04:07] Priestess
    This is my second year, after all!
[04:09] Priestess
    People can consider me
    their senior now, right?
[04:12] High Elf Archer
    Wow, it's already been that long?
[04:15] Priestess
    Yes! And I was thinking I should be able
    to rank up from 9th to 8th any day now.
[04:20] High Elf Archer
    Well, you did work hard.
[04:24] High Elf Archer
    Anyway, it sure is lively in here.
[04:27] Hopeful 1
    Those girls are cute.
[04:30] Hopeful 3
    I bet we can be friends with girls
    like them if we become adventurers!
[04:34] High Elf Archer
    Seriously? Do they really think
    they can keep secrets around elves?
[04:39] Priestess
    I was lined up over there last year, too,
[04:43] Priestess
    but there weren't this many then.
[04:45] High Elf Archer
    And that's probably exactly why
    a training center's opening up.
[04:49] Priestess
    Did you read the letter?
[04:51] High Elf Archer
    Yup, I sure did! Of course.
[04:54] High Elf Archer
    Setting up a charity for new adventurers...
[04:57] High Elf Archer
    She sure works fast.
[04:59] Priestess
    Yes, truly.
[05:00] Priestess
    She said she wanted to help as support
    from now on rather than be an adventurer.
[05:08] High Elf Archer
    I'm glad she seems to be doing well.
[05:10] High Elf Archer
    I heard she made amends with her family, too.
[05:14] Hopeful 4
    All right, let's go.
[05:18] Priestess
    Whether you can learn something in
    the beginning or not really is important.
[05:24] High Elf Archer
    I don't think it's that deep.
[05:28] High Elf Archer
    I mean, there are some people who never
    listen, no matter what they learn.
[05:34] High Elf Archer
    For example, dwarves.
[05:37] Dwarf Shaman
    I can hear you, long-ears.
[05:39] Dwarf Shaman
    Actually, it's you elves who never listen.
[05:44] High Elf Archer
    Now, now. Our hearing is far
    superior to that of dwarves.
[05:47] Dwarf Shaman
    You see? Anvils don't get sarcasm.
[05:50] High Elf Archer
    Who are you calling an anvil?!
[05:52] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, I don't see anyone else who fits the bill.
[05:54] Witch
    How lively.
[05:57] Spearman
    Don't get too rowdy.
[05:59] Spearman
    Otherwise, we won't look as
    cool in front of the rookies.
[06:01] Woman Knight
    See? Interactions like that
    lead to better teamwork.
[06:05] Heavy Swordsman
    You're just making excuses for being
    a violent drunk. Okay, lawful good.
[06:09] Scout Boy
    Heya!
[06:10] Rhea Druid Girl
    Good morning!
[06:11] Light Warrior
    Good luck today!
[06:12] Rookie Warrior
    Yo!
[06:13] Apprentice Cleric
    Hey! Greet them properly!
[06:16] Lizardman Priest
    Hello there.
[06:18] Lizardman Priest
    You all seem to be in good
    spirits since it got warmer.
[06:22] Lizardman Priest
    I also love the warm weather.
[06:25] Priestess
    Winter did seem harsh for you.
[06:28] Lizardman Priest
    Indeed.
[06:29] Lizardman Priest
    So, where is Goblin Slayer?
[06:31] Priestess
    He said he was going to be a little late.
[06:34] Priestess
    He should be here soon, though.
[06:42] Hopeful 5
    What the...
[06:46] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[06:48] Hopeful 7
    Goblin Slayer?
[06:50] Hopeful 8
    Slayer of goblins? What the heck?
[06:54] Goblin Slayer
    So you're all here already.
[06:56] High Elf Archer
    You're the one who's late, Orcbolg!
[06:58] High Elf Archer
    So, what are we doing today?
[07:01] Goblin Slayer
    Slaying goblins.
[07:02] Dwarf Shaman
    Figured as much.
[07:04] Goblin Slayer
    I'll listen to your requests if you have any.
[07:06] Lizardman Priest
    As long as we do something pious,
    I am willing to do anything.
[07:13] High Elf Archer
    Okay, fine! Fine!
[07:16] High Elf Archer
    We can go hunt some goblins.
[07:20] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[07:24] Adventurer 6
    Heya, Goblin Slayer. Slaying goblins again?
[07:28] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. Killing goblins.
[07:29] Adventurer 6
    Never get bored of that, do ya?
[07:31] Adventurer 6
    We've got a long trip ahead of us.
    We're gonna explore some ruins.
[07:34] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[07:34] Hopeful 8
    Hey, he's...
[07:36] Adventurer 6
    Take care out there.
[07:37] Goblin Slayer
    I will.
[07:37] Hopeful 7
    Yeah...
[07:40] Priestess
    What are they saying?
[07:42] High Elf Archer
    You're better off not knowing.
[07:47] Goblin Slayer
    Goblins. You got any?
[07:51] Guild Girl
    But of course!
[07:55] Goblin Slayer
    That's a lot of quests.
[07:57] Guild Girl
    Probably because it's spring.
[08:00] Guild Girl
    And that's after all the
    rookies took some, actually.
[08:05] Goblin Slayer
    Can they handle them?
[08:08] Goblin Slayer
    Show me those that have
    already been accepted, too.
[08:12] Guild Girl
    Can you handle all of these?
[08:14] Goblin Slayer
    That's fine.
[08:15] Adventurer 7
    Hey, we should probably get some potions.
[08:18] Adventurer 8
    But those cost money...
[08:19] Adventurer 9
    We'd probably only be able to buy one.
[08:19] Goblin Slayer
    I'll take care of these in this order.
[08:21] Guild Girl
    Understood. Oh, do you need any potions?
[08:26] Goblin Slayer
    I'll need Heal, Antidote,
    and Stamina. Six of each.
[08:30] Guild Girl
    You got it!
[08:32] Adventurer
    Whoa...
[08:36] High Elf Archer
    Whatcha doin'?
[08:37] Goblin Slayer
    Making sure I don't mistake them
    by just touching the bottles.
[08:40] Priestess
    Oh, I'll help.
[08:42] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[08:43] High Elf Archer
    Mine!
[08:45] Dwarf Shaman
    Long-ears, show a little more restraint.
[08:49] High Elf Archer
    Don't worry. I'm not stingy like you dwarves.
[08:56] Goblin Slayer
    I don't really need that.
[08:57] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, too bad.
[09:00] Dwarf Shaman
    We've got to handle our money and
    items properly among our party.
[09:04] Lizardman Priest
    I'd like to take a look, as well.
[09:05] Rhea Fighter
    U-Um... What are you doing?
[09:14] Lizardman Priest
    Well, you see...
[09:15] Lizardman Priest
    We're marking the potions so we don't
    mistakenly pull out the wrong ones.
[09:20] Rhea Fighter
    You're marking them?
[09:21] Lizardman Priest
    You may not always have time to check
    which one you have before using it.
[09:25] Rhea Fighter
    Oh, I see.
[09:27] Goblin Slayer
    You know,
[09:28] Goblin Slayer
    just labeling everything won't
    help you remember what's what.
[09:33] Rhea Fighter
    Oh, come on. I wouldn't do that.
[09:37] Goblin Slayer
    Limit it to things you'll need to use in a hurry.
[09:41] Goblin Slayer
    Also...
[09:42] Goblin Slayer
    Be careful around goblins.
    Start off by killing rats.
[09:46] Rhea Fighter
    Er, uh, r-right!
    Got it... I mean, I understand.
[09:52] Lizardman Priest
    I hope they survive.
[09:56] Goblin Slayer
    Who knows?
[09:57] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer, here.
[10:00] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[10:03] Goblin Slayer
    I took these.
[10:07] Goblin Slayer
    Well?
[10:10] Priestess
    What do you mean, "Well"?
[10:12] Priestess
    We're here because we
    decided to come with you.
[10:15] Priestess
    You'll wander off on your own
    if we leave you alone, anyway.
[10:19] High Elf Archer
    Also...
[10:20] High Elf Archer
    You're way too unaware of
    your surroundings, Orcbolg.
[10:25] High Elf Archer
    You don't care that they've
    been gossiping about you?
[10:29] Goblin Slayer
    No. I have no idea what they're
    expecting from me, anyway.
[10:36] Dwarf Shaman
    All right, Beard-cutter.
[10:40] Dwarf Shaman
    Off we go to slay some goblins.
[10:42] Lizardman Priest
    Too right.
[10:45] Wizard Boy
    Hey! You're in my way! You're gonna get hurt!
[10:49] Priestess
    I-I'm sorry.
[10:50] Goblin Slayer
    You're fine.
[10:51] Dwarf Shaman
    Hey, be more careful, lad!
[10:53] Wizard Boy
    Shut up!
[10:54] Wizard Boy
    It's your fault for being so slow!
[10:57] Wizard Boy
    Don't make me throw a fireball at you!
[11:00] Dwarf Shaman
    Honestly, kids these days.
[11:02] High Elf Archer
    Wow, spoken like a true old person, Dwarf.
[11:06] Dwarf Shaman
    You're the last person I want
    to hear that from, Elf.
[11:08] High Elf Archer
    What'd you say?!
[11:10] Lizardman Priest
    Well... The more rookies there are, the more
    likely we are to see some rotten apples.
[11:16] Lizardman Priest
    Is something the matter?
[11:18] Priestess
    Oh, no. It's nothing... Really.
[11:31] High Elf Archer
    A-Are we there?
[11:33] Dwarf Shaman
    Yes, we are. We're here, long-ears.
[11:36] Lizardman Priest
    I don't think Priestess
    can make it much further.
[11:42] Lizardman Priest
    Can we leave this to you, Sir Goblin Slayer?
[11:46] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah, I'll deal with it. Take care of her.
[11:50] High Elf Archer
    Ugh, I'm so tired. I'm going to sleep.
[11:54] Lizardman Priest
    Well, see you tomorrow.
[11:56] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[12:02] Goblin Slayer
    Only the light is on?
[12:05] Goblin Slayer
    A goblin?
[12:13] Wizard Boy
    You can sleep a little longer...
[12:21] Goblin Slayer
    I guess you're not a goblin.
[12:24] Guild Girl
    Huh?! O-Oh... G-Goblin Slayer.
[12:29] Guild Girl
    I wasn't asleep! I was not asleep, you hear me?!
[12:35] Guild Girl
    So, how did it go? That was
    quite a few quests this time.
[12:40] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah, there were goblins.
[12:42] Guild Girl
    How many were there? Oh, please
    list them off one quest at a time.
[12:46] Goblin Slayer
    The first one had 34. And then under ten.
[12:50] Guild Girl
    Under ten?
[12:51] Goblin Slayer
    I went under, saved the prisoners,
    and destroyed the nest.
[12:55] Goblin Slayer
    I confirmed 34 corpses.
[12:57] Goblin Slayer
    The rest should be less than ten.
[12:59] Guild Girl
    Er... How about the second quest?
[13:03] Goblin Slayer
    There were goblins.
[13:04] Goblin Slayer
    I counted twenty and then three.
[13:06] Goblin Slayer
    I smoked them out, and once they emerged,
    I destroyed the ceiling and crushed them.
[13:11] Goblin Slayer
    We did a pincer attack on those that
    remained and killed them one by one.
[13:15] Goblin Slayer
    The weapons I used belonged
    to the dead goblins.
[13:18] Goblin Slayer
    Stop.
[13:20] Wizard Boy
    What?! Even if goblins aren't a big
    deal, it doesn't hurt to review...
[13:25] Goblin Slayer
    No.
[13:26] Goblin Slayer
    I'm saying you're through if the
    goblins get ahold of your notes.
[13:31] Wizard Boy
    A-Are you the one people call "Goblin Slayer"?
[13:36] Goblin Slayer
    They do call me that.
[13:37] Wizard Boy
    In that case, teach me how to kill goblins!
[13:41] Goblin Slayer
    No.
[13:42] Wizard Boy
    Why not?
[13:43] Goblin Slayer
    If you can't do something until you're taught,
[13:46] Goblin Slayer
    nothing will change, even if you are taught.
[13:48] Wizard Boy
    Wha...
[13:50] Goblin Slayer
    Sorry to keep you up late. Thanks.
[13:53] Guild Girl
    Oh, it's fine. Thank you
    for everything you do.
[13:56] Guild Girl
    Oh, as for your payment...
[13:58] Goblin Slayer
    Split it up. I'll just take my share for now.
[14:01] Guild Girl
    Sure thing.
[14:04] Goblin Slayer
    Remember the party that just
    registered the other day?
[14:07] Goblin Slayer
    The one with the Rhea girl.
[14:09] Guild Girl
    Ah...
[14:10] Guild Girl
    Don't worry.
[14:11] Guild Girl
    I guess she did get bitten a little
    when she went to kill some rats...
[14:15] Guild Girl
    But she had an antidote.
[14:17] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[14:19] Guild Girl
    Are you relieved?
[14:21] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[14:23] Goblin Slayer
    Who is that?
[14:24] Guild Girl
    He just registered as an adventurer.
    Apparently, he wants to hunt goblins on his own.
[14:30] Goblin Slayer
    On his own? That's ridiculous.
[14:37] Goblin Slayer
    Hey. Do you have a place to stay?
[14:40] Wizard Boy
    That's none of your business.
[14:42] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[14:49] Goblin Slayer
    Come with me.
[14:51] Wizard Boy
    Hey, wait!
[14:53] Wizard Boy
    You're not the boss of me!
[14:58] Wizard Boy
    Thanks for the tea.
[15:06] Wizard Boy
    Wh-What's the big idea? Hey!
[15:09] Wizard Boy
    Where are you taking me?
[15:12] Goblin Slayer
    Come with me and you'll find out.
[15:21] Wizard Boy
    A... farm?
[15:28] Cow Girl
    Oh, you're home!
[15:34] Cow Girl
    Welcome home!
[15:37] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah, I'm home.
[15:39] Cow Girl
    You took quite a while this time.
[15:41] Cow Girl
    How'd it go? Are you hurt at all?
[15:46] Cow Girl
    Who's this?
[15:49] Wizard Boy
    I-I'm... a-an adventurer!
[15:53] Goblin Slayer
    He's a rookie. He has no place to stay.
[15:56] Cow Girl
    Oh, really?
[15:59] Cow Girl
    Huh...
[16:00] Cow Girl
    I see, I see.
[16:02] Cow Girl
    Sure, I don't mind.
[16:04] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks. That's a huge help.
[16:06] Cow Girl
    No worries. I'd expect this from you.
[16:09] Goblin Slayer
    I want to speak to your
    uncle, too. Is he awake?
[16:12] Cow Girl
    Probably.
[16:13] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[16:15] Wizard Boy
    Hey.
[16:17] Wizard Boy
    Are you his wife?
[16:19] Cow Girl
    Well, yeah.
[16:20] Goblin Slayer
    No.
[16:21] Uncle
    No.
[16:22] Cow Girl
    Aw, come on, Uncle.
[16:24] Cow Girl
    Letting him spend one night won't hurt.
[16:29] Uncle
    An adventurer who just registered
    is no different from some ruffian.
[16:33] Wizard Boy
    Wha— You're saying I'm
    the same as some crook?!
[16:37] Uncle
    Be quiet.
[16:41] Uncle
    That attitude is precisely why no one's
    going to trust you, myself included.
[16:46] Goblin Slayer
    Then what about the barn I'm renting?
[16:51] Uncle
    Are you able to take responsibility
    if something happens to this kid?
[16:54] Goblin Slayer
    No. That's why I'm going to
    stay up and keep watch.
[17:02] Cow Girl
    Uncle...
[17:06] Uncle
    All right, fine.
[17:08] Uncle
    In return, you need to actually sleep.
[17:10] Uncle
    Adventurers are nothing if
    their bodies aren't healthy.
[17:14] Goblin Slayer
    Right. Thank you very much.
[17:25] Wizard Boy
    Who the heck are those guys anyway?
[17:29] Goblin Slayer
    What do you mean?
[17:30] Wizard Boy
    If she's not your wife,
    they're not your family, are they?
[17:35] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[17:37] Goblin Slayer
    I've known them forever.
[17:39] Goblin Slayer
    He's my landlord. And she's his daughter.
[17:42] Goblin Slayer
    That's who they are, objectively.
[17:44] Goblin Slayer
    I don't know how they view me.
[17:47] Wizard Boy
    What's that even mean?
[17:54] Wizard Boy
    You're not going to sleep?
[17:56] Goblin Slayer
    I can sleep with one eye open.
[17:59] Goblin Slayer
    So I can be prepared if a goblin shows up.
[18:03] Wizard Boy
    What the heck?
[18:05] Goblin Slayer
    If you want to kill goblins,
    you need to at least be able to do that.
[18:08] Wizard Boy
    That's not even necessary.
[18:11] Goblin Slayer
    I see. If you don't think so, fine.
[18:15] Goblin Slayer
    Go to sleep. I'll see you to the
    guild after breakfast tomorrow.
[18:39] Goblin Slayer
    You ate too much. Well, I'm going.
[18:44] Goblin Slayer
    First, you should go to the sewers
    and kill some... you know, rats.
[18:51] Wizard Boy
    I'm... going to hunt... goblins.
[18:58] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[19:06] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer...
[19:08] Goblin Slayer
    What's the matter?
[19:10] High Elf Archer
    She went to talk about
    moving up a rank, and...
[19:12] Priestess
    I was told that I probably
    haven't contributed enough.
[19:18] Lizardman Priest
    That cannot be helped. The rest
    of us are all silver-ranked.
[19:23] Dwarf Shaman
    I wonder if they think
    you're being carried by us.
[19:29] Priestess
    U-Um... Don't let this bother you.
[19:33] Priestess
    I think they'll acknowledge
    me if I work harder.
[19:37] High Elf Archer
    Hey, if rank is the issue,
[19:40] High Elf Archer
    then why not go on a quest with some
    porcelain and obsidian adventurers?
[19:43] Dwarf Shaman
    Good point.
[19:45] Dwarf Shaman
    I know! They just need to
    see you mentor someone.
[19:48] Priestess
    U-Um...
[19:50] Priestess
    Does that mean I should adventure
    with people other than all of you?
[19:57] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. That's not a bad idea.
[20:00] High Elf Archer
    Guess that's settled.
    Let's find some porcelain kid and—
[20:04] Wizard Boy
    Even if you're just a rear guard,
[20:06] Wizard Boy
    you'll never go up in rank if all you can
    do is shake and cower in the corner.
[20:10] Priestess
    I-I'm not cowering!
[20:13] Wizard Boy
    Yeah, I don't know about that.
[20:14] Wizard Boy
    I bet when you're in trouble, you're shaking
    in your boots and just calling for God.
[20:18] Priestess
    Wha— That's not true! I do a lot of things...
[20:24] Lizardman Priest
    If you're going to judge others, then you
    cannot complain if others judge you.
[20:29] Wizard Boy
    Wh-What?
[20:31] Lizardman Priest
    To mock a single priest is the same
    as mocking a million priests.
[20:37] Adventurer 10
    What's that brat's problem?
[20:38] Adventurer 11
    Ignore him.
[20:39] Adventurer 12
    I guess he's never been out in the
    wasteland with no food or water.
[20:43] Adventurer 13
    He'll understand once he
    gets himself nearly killed.
[20:45] Apprentice Cleric
    Hey, you!
[20:46] Apprentice Cleric
    Try saying all that again while
    looking me right in the eye!
[20:50] Rookie Warrior
    Hey, stop that, you dummy.
    Let's go kill some rats.
[20:53] Apprentice Cleric
    Let go of me! Let go!
[20:56] Wizard Boy
    W-Well... I'm an adventurer, too!
[21:01] Wizard Boy
    Goblins are nothing!
[21:03] Wizard Boy
    Goblin Slayer? Really?
[21:06] Wizard Boy
    You tell me not to take notes, yet you
    won't share your goblin-hunting secrets,
[21:10] Wizard Boy
    then you tell me to kill rats?
[21:11] Wizard Boy
    Screw that!
[21:13] Wizard Boy
    I'm gonna kill some goblins!
[21:16] High Elf Archer
    Orcbolg...
[21:19] High Elf Archer
    Is he your little brother?
[21:20] Goblin Slayer
    No. I only had an older sister.
[21:23] High Elf Archer
    I see. So, who is this kid?
[21:25] Goblin Slayer
    He's a rookie. A wizard, apparently.
[21:30] Female Knight
    I heard everything!
[21:36] Heavy Swordsman
    Sorry...
[21:38] Wizard Boy
    Who the heck are you? Butt out!
[21:41] Female Knight
    Just listen a moment, boy.
[21:42] Female Knight
    I have a good idea.
[21:46] Female Knight
    Why don't you try and slay some goblins?
[21:49] Wizard Boy
    B-Bring it on!
[21:51] Female Knight
    But...
[21:53] Female Knight
    The leader of your party is
    going to be Priestess there.
[21:57] Priestess
    Huh?
[21:59] Priestess
    Wh-What?!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Red-Headed Wizard Boy