7 - Jungle Cruise

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[00:04] Goblin Slayer
    Oh, is that an elephant?
[00:05] High Elf Archer
    No!
[00:07] High Elf Archer
    That's The One That Stops the Waters...
    Mokele Mubenbe!
[01:50] Dwarf Shaman
    What's going on here?
[01:52] Goblin Slayer
    A creature called something-or-other
    is causing havoc.
SIGN    Jungle Cruise
[01:55] Goblin Slayer
    Where are the other two?
[01:56] Priestess
    I had them go back to their rooms.
[01:57] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[02:02] Lizardman Priest
    They are having some trouble.
[02:04] High Elf Archer
    Well, we can't just shoot it dead.
    It's as precious as any other living thing.
[02:09] Priestess
    Then let's figure out a way
    to return it to the forest.
[02:18] Goblin Slayer
    Look. On its back.
[02:22] Priestess
    A goblin rider?
[02:23] Goblin Slayer
    It doesn't seem to have much control
    over it. What do you think?
[02:27] Lizardman Priest
    If you want to take down a general,
    take down its horse.
[02:30] Lizardman Priest
    But if you want to take down the horse,
    take down its general.
[02:34] Goblin Slayer
    We'll have to be prepared.
[02:38] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to kill the goblin first.
[02:40] Goblin Slayer
    No matter the circumstances,
    there's no point in allowing it to live.
[02:44] Helmeted Elf
    Hey.
[02:45] Helmeted Elf
    What are you lot doing?
[02:47] High Elf Archer
    Oh, Elder Brother. Don't worry. We're fine.
[02:50] High Elf Archer
    This happens all the time.
[02:54] Helmeted Elf
    But...
[02:59] Goblin Slayer
    This is my job.
[03:01] Goblin Slayer
    Slaying goblins... is my job.
[03:14] High Elf Archer
    Hup!
[03:19] High Elf Archer
    This may be a bit rude, but...
[03:31] High Elf Archer
    It's headed your way!
[03:42] Dwarf Shaman
    Drink and sing, spirits!
[03:45] Dwarf Shaman
    Show me dreams of fire wine!
[03:50] Lizardman Priest
    Stupor. Well played.
[03:53] Dwarf Shaman
    Why don't we just consider ourselves even?
[03:59] Dwarf Shaman
    All right. You're up, Beard-cutter!
[04:02] Goblin Slayer
    Right.
[04:09] Goblin Slayer
    All right. Drop it!
[04:13] Cow Girl and Guild Girl
    Ready, and...
[04:16] Goblin Slayer
    I need you to get ready to heal.
    We can't let it get hurt.
[04:19] Priestess
    Right.
[04:37] Priestess
    D-Did we take it down?
[04:39] Goblin Slayer
    We did, pretty literally. Are you ready?
[04:42] Priestess
    Yes. I'll go right away.
[04:44] Dwarf Shaman
    I suppose I'll go help her out.
[04:55] Helmeted Elf
    That's an old method of capturing large prey.
[04:59] Helmeted Elf
    Where did you learn that?
[05:01] Goblin Slayer
    Is there another village up ahead?
    It doesn't have to be an elven one.
[05:06] Helmeted Elf
    No, there isn't.
[05:08] Helmeted Elf
    There are, at times, random
    adventurers who wander in...
[05:10] Helmeted Elf
    but most of them don't make it back.
[05:13] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[05:21] Helmeted Elf
    You never answered my question.
[05:24] Goblin Slayer
    My father was a hunter in a village.
[05:27] Goblin Slayer
    That's it.
SIGN    Sister.
SIGN    There you go, climbing there. So filthy.
SIGN    Well, you're up here, too, Elder Sister.
SIGN    What were you doing?
SIGN    Oh? Don't you need to be in a meeting?
SIGN    I'll leave that to the men.
SIGN    Are you going?
SIGN    It's not like I can leave them alone.
SIGN    Do you really understand?
SIGN    The lives of humans are very short.
SIGN    Just like a twinkling star...
SIGN    They disappear.
SIGN    Why, I do know that, Elder Sister.
[06:13] High Elf Archer
    And that's exactly why I think...
[06:16] High Elf Archer
    He may only have a few
    decades left in his life.
[06:20] High Elf Archer
    It might even end tomorrow.
[06:23] High Elf Archer
    If that's the case, I figured it
    wouldn't hurt for me to stick around.
[06:27] High Elf Archer
    That's what it means to be friends.
[06:30] Forest Princess
    Farewells are difficult.
[06:32] High Elf Archer
    Nah, it's not that big a deal.
[06:36] High Elf Archer
    It's like the dwarf said...
[06:39] High Elf Archer
    "The pain of a hangover is just
    one of the joys of drinking!"
[06:45] Forest Princess
    I guess there's no convincing you.
[06:47] Forest Princess
    You've always been like that.
[06:49] Forest Princess
    You never listen to what I say.
[06:52] High Elf Archer
    Oh? Well, I can say the same about you.
[06:54] High Elf Archer
    You just snuck out of the meeting.
[06:57] High Elf Archer
    And what do you even like about that
    overly serious bonehead, anyway?
[07:00] High Elf Archer
    I don't get it at all.
[07:02] High Elf Archer
    Ow...
[07:03] Forest Princess
    You have the nerve to say that to me?
[07:05] High Elf Archer
    Why do you have to be so mean?
[07:08] Forest Princess
    You need to come back safely.
[07:11] Forest Princess
    I'll be waiting for you.
[07:16] High Elf Archer
    I will.
[07:19] Dwarf Shaman
    Come now, groom-to-be! Have a drink with me!
[07:22] Helmeted Elf
    What's the meaning of this?
[07:24] Dwarf Shaman
    Everyone knows that
    before a man gets married,
[07:27] Dwarf Shaman
    all the lads get together
    to drink and be merry!
[07:29] Helmeted Elf
    The wedding is still days away,
    and we're in the middle of our meeting.
[07:34] Dwarf Shaman
    This is the problem with you elves.
    You worry about the smallest things.
[07:39] Lizardman Priest
    You can just think of this
    as our social gathering.
[07:44] Helmeted Elf
    Are you leaving?
[07:46] Goblin Slayer
    Of course.
[07:47] Goblin Slayer
    There are goblins.
    There's no way I'd leave them alive.
[07:50] Helmeted Elf
    Then how do you plan to attack them?
[07:53] Helmeted Elf
    If the goblins' nest is deep in that forest...
[07:56] Goblin Slayer
    Should we go by land or water?
    What do you think?
[07:59] Lizardman Priest
    The path through the deep forest might
    prove difficult for our Lady Priestess.
[08:03] Lizardman Priest
    The best option may be by water.
[08:06] Goblin Slayer
    The problem is the raft.
    We have no cover from the arrows.
[08:09] Goblin Slayer
    We're basically asking them to sink the raft.
[08:11] Lizardman Priest
    And we don't have time to
    make adjustments to it.
[08:14] Lizardman Priest
    Do you have any thoughts
    on this, Sir Spellcaster?
[08:17] Dwarf Shaman
    Hmm...
[08:19] Dwarf Shaman
    I think the best I can do is have
    the wind spirits protect us.
[08:23] Dwarf Shaman
    I don't get along with them too well, though.
[08:25] Helmeted Elf
    In that case, I can ask the sylphs for you.
[08:28] Dwarf Shaman
    That would be great.
[08:32] Helmeted Elf
    To be honest, I still can't believe it.
[08:36] Helmeted Elf
    This is the village of the elves.
    Would the goblins really make a nest near here?
[08:40] Helmeted Elf
    I truly can't believe they'd do such a thing.
[08:44] Goblin Slayer
    That's what I thought, too.
[08:46] Goblin Slayer
    Goblins are foolish, but they're
    not completely stupid.
[08:49] Goblin Slayer
    They are cunning. But...
[08:55] Goblin Slayer
    Do you think they're smart enough to
    think that elves are their enemies?
[09:00] Goblin Slayer
    They don't think about what's
    going to happen next.
[09:02] Goblin Slayer
    They're just thinking,
[09:04] Goblin Slayer
    "The stupid elves are living carefree lives,
    so let's attack them,
[09:07] Goblin Slayer
    rob them, rape them, and kill them." That's it.
[09:10] Goblin Slayer
    Before you know it, they build a nest near
    your village and start to steal things.
[09:14] Goblin Slayer
    Next, they'll go after people...
    and lastly, the village.
[09:18] Dwarf Shaman
    Not to mention that you lot are so darn slow.
[09:22] Dwarf Shaman
    No wonder it takes you all
    centuries to find a wife.
[09:26] Helmeted Elf
    Don't bring that up.
[09:28] Lizardman Priest
    Now, now, let's drink.
[09:29] Helmeted Elf
    Indeed.
[09:35] Helmeted Elf
    Well, you know about my sister-in-law.
[09:38] Goblin Slayer
    Yes. We've known her for a year...
    about a year and a half.
[09:42] Helmeted Elf
    And I'm marrying her older sister.
[09:44] Helmeted Elf
    I've been anxious for days, and I personally
    don't think she likes me back.
[09:52] Lizardman Priest
    Well, Sir Goblin Slayer is a younger brother.
    Do you have any thoughts?
[09:57] Helmeted Elf
    Ah, so you have an older sister.
[09:59] Goblin Slayer
    I'm not sure. I only ever
    caused trouble for my sister.
[10:04] Dwarf Shaman
    As you should as a child.
    That's nothing to worry about.
[10:08] Goblin Slayer
    I can't agree with that.
[10:10] Goblin Slayer
    If I hadn't been around, my sister
    probably would have left our village.
[10:17] Goblin Slayer
    She would've been better off that way.
[10:20] Goblin Slayer
    I'm the one who kept my sister
    trapped in our village.
[10:23] Helmeted Elf
    What is this foolishness?
[10:25] Helmeted Elf
    No matter who you are, everyone is precious.
[10:30] Helmeted Elf
    Throughout the universe,
    everyone has but one life.
[10:36] Helmeted Elf
    Being in a different place
    doesn't change that.
[10:39] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[10:40] Helmeted Elf
    Indeed.
[10:41] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[10:43] Goblin Slayer
    But I still caused her a lot of trouble.
    And she couldn't get married.
[10:49] Lizardman Priest
    In that case, you'll just
    have to make it up to her.
[10:53] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. I fully intend to.
[11:02] Acolyte
    Well?
[11:03] Sword Maiden
    I do remember this.
[11:06] Acolyte
    Did you figure it out?
[11:07] Sword Maiden
    Yes! And if he finds out about it,
    it should help him.
[11:14] Sword Maiden
    But he probably won't be very interested.
[11:20] Sword Maiden
    Please prepare paper, a quill, and pigeons.
[11:24] Acolyte
    You're not going to write
    another love letter, are you?
[11:27] Sword Maiden
    Of course not! This is a letter for
    His Majesty and the head of the elves!
[11:31] Sword Maiden
    Even I know the difference between
    business and personal matters!
[11:33] Acolyte
    Yes, of course.
[11:35] Acolyte
    So does this mean the threat
    to the world hasn't yet ended,
[11:38] Acolyte
    and the seeds of adventure are
    spread throughout the world?
[11:41] Sword Maiden
    Yes. The enemy is strong,
    and the enemy is fearsome.
[11:46] Sword Maiden
    The world may even be destroyed.
[11:49] Sword Maiden
    But if he is going to save the people,
    we will need to save the world.
[11:59] Cow Girl
    You're going already?
[12:02] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[12:03] Goblin Slayer
    The goblins' nest is most likely upstream.
[12:07] Goblin Slayer
    This place is doomed if they poison the river.
[12:10] Cow Girl
    That... wouldn't be good.
[12:13] Cow Girl
    Um... be careful out there, okay?
[12:16] Goblin Slayer
    I will.
[12:19] Goblin Slayer
    Same goes to you... and the others.
[12:26] Guild Girl
    Did he leave?
[12:28] Cow Girl
    Are you sure you didn't want to see him off?
[12:30] Guild Girl
    Well... I don't want him
    to see me without makeup.
[12:36] Cow Girl
    I mean, I understand...
[12:39] Cow Girl
    But I'd like him to see what
    I look like all the time.
[12:44] Cow Girl
    Because this might be
    the last time I see him.
[12:49] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks for everything.
[12:51] Helmeted Elf
    It was nothing.
[12:53] Helmeted Elf
    But if you really want to thank me,
    take care of my sister-in-law.
[12:59] Goblin Slayer
    Very well. I accept.
[13:02] Helmeted Elf
    Also, take this.
[13:04] Helmeted Elf
    It's an elixir.
[13:06] Goblin Slayer
    If I don't come back,
    take care of those two for me.
[13:08] Helmeted Elf
    I accept.
[13:10] Goblin Slayer
    And take care of the goblins.
[13:13] Helmeted Elf
    Of course.
[13:14] Helmeted Elf
    The elders have received some
    kind of message from Water Town.
[13:18] Helmeted Elf
    I'm still inexperienced as a high elf.
[13:21] Helmeted Elf
    I don't know what the
    elders are planning to do.
[13:25] Goblin Slayer
    Also, be cautious of the river.
[13:29] Helmeted Elf
    You're the one who needs to be careful.
[13:32] Helmeted Elf
    There will probably be fog today.
[13:34] Helmeted Elf
    There are times when nature itself
    becomes our enemy in this forest.
[13:38] Helmeted Elf
    Be on your guard.
[13:41] Helmeted Elf
    Where you're headed right
    now is the heart of darkness.
[13:46] Goblin Slayer
    I have one more request.
[13:48] Helmeted Elf
    What is it?
[13:49] Goblin Slayer
    I'd like you to prepare one more boat for us.
[13:52] Helmeted Elf
    One more?
[14:25] Goblin Slayer
    That's one.
[14:36] High Elf Archer
    Damn it. You vermin have some nerve
    coming this close to my home.
[14:45] High Elf Archer
    Connecting two boats and having
    the one that's rowing act as a decoy?
[14:48] High Elf Archer
    That's way too much work.
[14:50] Dwarf Shaman
    The Dragontooth warriors are doing good work.
[14:56] Priestess
    Oh, but we need to slow down.
    Goblin Slayer went over there.
[15:01] Lizardman Priest
    Indeed. I will also go.
[15:04] Lizardman Priest
    Make sure you give him a good talking-to.
[15:09] Dwarf Shaman
    Couldn't you jump a bit more quietly?!
[15:26] Goblin Slayer
    A watcher... This could be
    an accidental encounter.
[15:31] Lizardman Priest
    Ah, so you think so, as well.
[15:34] Goblin Slayer
    Their attacks are too sloppy to be an ambush.
[15:38] Goblin Slayer
    There's no way I'm letting them escape alive.
[15:41] Lizardman priest
    You never thought otherwise.
[15:48] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to finish this
    before the fog dissipates.
[15:56] Goblin Slayer
    We're nearing their territory.
[15:58] Lizardman Priest
    We should probably prepare.
[16:00] Lizardman Priest
    Nothing could be more
    troublesome than them finding us.
[16:23] High Elf Archer
    Oh, right. That's what they mean by
    "The One That Stops the Waters."
[16:27] Goblin Slayer
    Stop the boat. The fog is dissipating.
[16:29] Lizardman Priest
    Understood.
[16:31] Goblin Slayer
    Well?
[16:34] Priestess
    We...
[16:36] Priestess
    We have to do something...
[16:38] Priestess
    If we leave this as it is...
[16:43] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[16:45] Goblin Slayer
    There's no way I'm leaving this alone.
[16:58] Goblin Slayer
    Let's go.
[17:01] Dwarf Shaman
    These weapons seem too good for the goblins.
[17:04] Dwarf Shaman
    Do you think they stole them?
[17:06] Goblin Slayer
    Is there any possibility
    that they made them here?
[17:08] Dwarf Shaman
    That's out of the question.
[17:10] Dwarf Shaman
    They can't use fire here.
[17:13] Dwarf Shaman
    Unless you used some sort of spell,
    blacksmithing would be impossible here.
[17:18] Goblin Slayer
    Did you find a key?
[17:19] High Elf Archer
    Yup, right here.
[17:28] Goblin Slayer
    It doesn't work.
[17:31] High Elf Archer
    That just means it's my turn.
[17:36] Priestess
    Oh, I'll hold on to that.
[17:39] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[17:42] High Elf Archer
    All right. It's open.
[17:47] High Elf Archer
    I guess we won't have to
    worry about footsteps.
[17:50] Dwarf Shaman
    We won't need to worry about any
    sudden attacks from the walls, either.
[17:54] Goblin Slayer
    As long as there are no trap doors.
[17:56] Lizardman Priest
    And as long as they don't find
    the dead bodies right outside.
[18:00] Priestess
    Let's remain alert.
[18:01] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. Especially for... that one thing.
[18:05] High Elf Archer
    Mokele Mubenbe.
[18:08] Goblin Slayer
    Yes, that.
[18:09] Goblin Slayer
    One of them managed to get
    a saddle on that thing.
[18:12] Goblin Slayer
    We can't let our guard down.
[18:22] Goblin Slayer
    We're going down.
[18:37] Lizardman Priest
    The goblins really were thinking
    about poisoning the river.
[18:40] Dwarf Shaman
    And who knows what their boss is thinking?
[18:44] Goblin Slayer
    Let's find out.
[19:01] Dwarf Shaman
    Looks like they poured something
    into the water here.
[19:03] Lizardman Priest
    If this flows into the river,
    this might've actually been a kind of poison.
[19:10] Goblin Slayer
    It probably is poison.
[19:12] Goblin Slayer
    You've been drinking water that's mixed
    with the excreta and blood of your comrades,
[19:16] Goblin Slayer
    as well as using it to wash your
    bodies and everything else.
[19:20] Lizardman Priest
    Which means this can be
    seen as some kind of curse.
[19:24] Goblin Slayer
    Then it's clear. That something-or-other...
[19:28] Lizardman Priest
    You mean Mokele Mubenbe?
[19:30] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[19:31] Goblin Slayer
    The one that captured it
    must be a spellcaster.
[19:35] Priestess
    A goblin shaman?
[19:37] Goblin Slayer
    Whatever the case, they're rather skilled.
[19:45] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to rest here.
[19:46] Goblin Slayer
    Once we give them a proper
    funeral, that is.
[20:07] High Elf Archer
    This has really gotten to her.
[20:11] Goblin Slayer
    Of course it has.
[20:12] Goblin Slayer
    If we always just threw corpses into the
    river, we'd be no different than goblins.
[20:17] High Elf Archer
    You're wrong!
[20:19] High Elf Archer
    We're not like goblins!
[20:21] High Elf Archer
    Say that again, and I'll get really angry.
[20:24] Goblin Slayer
    I see. Right.
[20:28] High Elf Archer
    Yeah.
[20:30] Goblin Slayer
    Sorry.
[20:32] High Elf Archer
    For what?
[20:35] Goblin Slayer
    It ended up being goblins again.
[20:38] High Elf Archer
    That's what you were worried about?
[20:47] High Elf Archer
    I mean, I do hate exterminating goblins,
[20:50] High Elf Archer
    but this is my home.
[20:52] High Elf Archer
    My sister's going to get married.
[20:54] High Elf Archer
    I don't want any goblins nearby.
[20:57] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[20:58] High Elf Archer
    Actually, I'm the one
    complaining all the time...
[21:01] High Elf Archer
    I mean... I don't regret it.
[21:05] Goblin Slayer
    I'm not worried about it.
[21:06] High Elf Archer
    Really?
[21:07] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. Because I don't know
    how to have adventures.
[21:12] High Elf Archer
    In that case, why don't we say we're even?
[21:16] Goblin Slayer
    That's fine with me.
[21:21] High Elf Archer
    All right. Your top priority right
    now is to get some sleep, Orcbolg.
[21:25] High Elf Archer
    You're our best vanguard.
[21:26] Goblin Slayer
    But...
[21:27] High Elf Archer
    I'll wake you up after a little bit.
[21:30] High Elf Archer
    Besides, if you don't sleep, I won't be able to.
[21:32] Goblin Slayer
    Sorry.
[21:34] High Elf Archer
    Make sure you actually sleep
    with your eyes closed.
[21:37] Goblin Slayer
    I will.
[21:38] High Elf Archer
    Good night.
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